How Gen Z will fight in the battlefield... | TRY NOT TO LAUGH

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  • @sigouinfb
    @sigouinfb Рік тому +174

    POTUS is one of the rare jobs where you don't need to speak coherently, walk without falling and stay awake... sweet gig!

    • @kurtmontgomery1357
      @kurtmontgomery1357 Рік тому +9

      They always want to drug test me when I do that at work. It's unfair.

    • @fordshojoe8080
      @fordshojoe8080 Рік тому +3

      ​@@goblingoblineus928 God bless the 10s of guards that's saved Brandon.

    • @theriddick2735
      @theriddick2735 Рік тому

      If only that were true, coherence and intelligence are alien concepts in today's 'woke' Western nation's. Why'd you think governments and media industries can't say for sure what a woman is?

    • @prosandcons-fl2cc
      @prosandcons-fl2cc Рік тому

      or abide by the law apparently

    • @sigouinfb
      @sigouinfb Рік тому

      @@prosandcons-fl2cc actually that's a prerequisite!

  • @twsbibanghorn7343
    @twsbibanghorn7343 Рік тому +32

    8:40 any decent mother or father would naturally have lifted the kid up.

  • @nilsnyman6767
    @nilsnyman6767 Рік тому +244

    The girl that dropped her baby when a rat ran by is a terrible parent! ANY NORMAL PARENT would, immediately, scoop their child up at the first sign of danger.

    • @elizabethanthony3916
      @elizabethanthony3916 Рік тому +8

      👍👏👏👏👏

    • @edenarchive4150
      @edenarchive4150 Рік тому +40

      Proof that a motherly instinct isn't an inherent female trait.
      Self preservation above all else is though.

    • @anessaleonard730
      @anessaleonard730 Рік тому +7

      Also the baby's in the snow barefoot, which could lead to pneumonia. Just terrible all the way around

    • @Mink_Tracks
      @Mink_Tracks Рік тому +43

      ​@@anessaleonard730 looked like sand

    • @samspurgeon4222
      @samspurgeon4222 Рік тому +29

      I love how he sees a rat on the beach and immediately says"is that New Jersey?"😂😂😂😂

  • @mathewfigueroa8
    @mathewfigueroa8 Рік тому +46

    If I go my whole life and never end up on this show with Tyler saying "..the hells wrong with you" I'll know I did it right

  • @willow_rayne6678
    @willow_rayne6678 Рік тому +3

    12:00 My heart just completely shattered. I kept saying, "come on, girl. You've got this. You can do it", but she just....couldn't. I've never felt so old in my life...and I'm only 35!!! I'm not "old". At least I didn't think so.

  • @Working_Man
    @Working_Man Рік тому +98

    10:44 that lady should get another medal for showing people the truth without one word. Brilliant

    • @theriddick2735
      @theriddick2735 Рік тому

      Medal's for common-sense? It's that kind of thinking that got our Western countries into this mess!

  • @allwomn1
    @allwomn1 Рік тому +126

    I remember when refrigerator doors had egg holders, and that was considered fancy! Lol!

    • @larrythompson8630
      @larrythompson8630 Рік тому +1

      Thing is. The eggs went bad much faster in those egg holders then if left in carton. So if you use them in week they are ok.

    • @avalerie4467
      @avalerie4467 Рік тому +5

      @@larrythompson8630
      I can actually share a good tip fir eggs to stay fresh longer.
      Once a week, flip them.
      I don't eat a lot of eggs, but i am one of the original cheapskates, so hate wasting food or money.
      This method will keep a dozen fresh a month.
      If they go longer than the month, i crack and scramble them in a freezer container. I dont trust going longer than a month once they've been frozen.

    • @biggussdickuss6123
      @biggussdickuss6123 Рік тому +4

      I owned a gran torino with ass trays in the back of the seats

    • @edwatts9890
      @edwatts9890 Рік тому

      ​@@biggussdickuss6123: Ass trays?

    • @JanHjelm-y3f
      @JanHjelm-y3f Рік тому +4

      @@larrythompson8630 Fresh eggs stay in the carton. Hardboiled eggs I store in the door tray. I eat one hardboiled a day so I cook seven eggs in one sweep once a week. Very handy to have that 6-egg tray in the fridge door. 👍

  • @cypresscustoms
    @cypresscustoms Рік тому +268

    11:27 got to give the kid some props, she tried to open the cd case for about 40 seconds. Thats 30 seconds past most kids' attention span these days.

    • @johnsmith-7oo
      @johnsmith-7oo Рік тому +10

      CD cases are so easy, just grab a Stanley knife and a screwdriver. If that fails a hammer on one edge will do the trick. Was funny to watch the daughter scrabbling like a cat chasing a torchlight.

    • @AndrewHarmless-wv5or
      @AndrewHarmless-wv5or Рік тому

      Haha that is a great point honestly

    • @anonplayer8529
      @anonplayer8529 Рік тому +3

      It was entertaining to watch the "opening" episode, but it would have have been interesting to see if this generation even recognises the CD inside.😄

    • @NoPowerintheVerse
      @NoPowerintheVerse Рік тому +12

      My parents have an old rotary phone. When my nephew first saw it, I had to explain to him what it was and how they worked. He played with it for a few minutes with this perplexed expression on his face before he turned to me and asked, “but…but…how to you take pictures?”

    • @Last.Stand.1111
      @Last.Stand.1111 Рік тому +4

      my kid has always known what cds are..thats just weird to me

  • @amandamiller796
    @amandamiller796 Рік тому +5

    Tyler, I have learned a lot over the years watching Zeducation. Today I learned a harsh lesson. A lot of the foods I eat are "liberal" and I don't think I can stomach overnight oats ever again. 😭😂

  • @foncywoolsocksiii923
    @foncywoolsocksiii923 Рік тому +8

    I never thought I'd say this, but I miss the bygone days of when planking, the mannequin challenge and Harlem Shake was the biggest "menaces" to society. 😅
    Also, as Gen X and having grown up with CDs, vinyl, cassette tapes and 8-tracks, the video of the mom handing her daughter a CD to open had me in tears. And to top it off, the irony of her wearing a Triumph (motorcycle) sweatshirt while struggling with such an easy task was epic. 😅

    • @UtamagUta
      @UtamagUta Рік тому

      Mannequin challenge was amazing, both videos and soundtrack (the only good part from Black Beatles song)

  • @JTStonne
    @JTStonne Рік тому +200

    I wouldn't have gone to White House to see Biden for any reason.

    • @BladeRunner25463c
      @BladeRunner25463c Рік тому

      I would if I could punch him in the face

    • @MrNorker77
      @MrNorker77 Рік тому +19

      The only legit reason would land me in jail or Gitmo

    • @JTStonne
      @JTStonne Рік тому +6

      @@MrNorker77 If you had military training, you wouldn't need to be in the building.

    • @scottlee9373
      @scottlee9373 Рік тому +6

      I'd ask him who's the real decision-maker here?

    • @Ejaramillo77
      @Ejaramillo77 Рік тому +6

      Not even to view his resignation live and in person?

  • @Tim_the_Enchanter
    @Tim_the_Enchanter Рік тому +461

    Who else remembers when refrigerators used to come with egg-holders built into the doors?

    • @watztheuse
      @watztheuse Рік тому +9

      Did that egg holder hold 21 eggs? Why 21? That seems worse than the hot dog to bun ratio.

    • @emmmi44
      @emmmi44 Рік тому +15

      And ice cube trays.

    • @Firedrake1313
      @Firedrake1313 Рік тому +4

      ​@@watztheuse only if you somehow believe everytime you buy eggs you have none left at all. Make sense now?

    • @soelvfaks1
      @soelvfaks1 Рік тому +4

      mine still do, and it is only 5 years old so..

    • @watztheuse
      @watztheuse Рік тому +3

      @@Firedrake1313 I was more concerned on how the #21 was agreed upon. Eggs in my neck of the woods are in 12 or 18 count containers.

  • @HD-ph1dc
    @HD-ph1dc Рік тому +51

    The lady getting the medal looks like, she got it, now she wants to run before she gets sniffed or fallen into!!!!

  • @bigbeauf_____3167
    @bigbeauf_____3167 Рік тому +5

    Just subscribed and I love Zeducation! Thanks for the entertainment.

  • @riaannel3053
    @riaannel3053 7 місяців тому +1

    That car in the lake's indicators are still working under water...............impressive

  • @truthlover1712
    @truthlover1712 Рік тому +26

    The kid getting whipped at church, lol, too real

    • @betsyadams9670
      @betsyadams9670 Рік тому +2

      Yep had too many flashbacks during that clip.

  • @kathyberry1921
    @kathyberry1921 Рік тому +174

    The medal of valor was for a fallen officer. She was next to disgusted but came to honor her lost loved one.

    • @marlenebenson9335
      @marlenebenson9335 Рік тому

      I think her son's death was a direct result of Biden's actions, that was why she was so pissed.

    • @svenjansen2134
      @svenjansen2134 Рік тому +1

      Painful. She really didn't care about it. Respect for her.

  • @thebarkingmouse
    @thebarkingmouse Рік тому +101

    How are they going to keep that logistical train of all those hormone blockers and hormones up? We need to have a purge of our military of anybody who is not combat capable. That includes all the way up to the most senior officers. If you can't make Fitness standards you should be out.

    • @dadude000
      @dadude000 Рік тому +4

      except for brass a good genral can be old still

    • @summersoldier1003
      @summersoldier1003 Рік тому +3

      Listen Men. Its time for Operation get-behind-the-wifi password-people. We wan....coff coff expect high casualties.

    • @theghostofsabertache9049
      @theghostofsabertache9049 Рік тому +5

      @@dadude000 *general milley walks in*
      “Oh hey guys whatcha talking about?”

    • @tmikkelsen8066
      @tmikkelsen8066 Рік тому

      What the media doesn’t tell you is that trans people are non deployable because they can be executed in countries we don’t have status of forces agreements with such as saudi and the uae.

    • @RedRoseSeptember22
      @RedRoseSeptember22 Рік тому +1

      @@summersoldier1003 It's cough not coff. Learn to spell before you judge others how about that?

  • @MrMudslap
    @MrMudslap Рік тому +3

    "Maybe if you knew more we wouldnt be workin Saturday." I felt that in my damn bones...

  • @carolloye3700
    @carolloye3700 Рік тому +1

    I once told an insurance rep after a lengthy back and forth call “If this damn cancer doesn’t kill me, dealing with you people will”

  • @kojikicklighter371
    @kojikicklighter371 Рік тому +27

    @8:26 She just sacrificed that kid to the rat gods. I remember looking up at my condo building roof and seeing an amorous rat couple in silhouette, boinking in the moonlight. Savannah is so beautiful.

    • @RedRoseSeptember22
      @RedRoseSeptember22 Рік тому +1

      That's gross lol.

    • @avalerie4467
      @avalerie4467 Рік тому +2

      Lol. Darn you !!! Dancing in the moonlight 🎶🎵just became" boinking in the moonlight 🎶🎵"- and i know me, so for the rest of my life now, that's what i will sing when i hear that song 😂

    • @CiroMastino
      @CiroMastino Рік тому +1

      ​@@avalerie4467 also the song immediately came to mind

    • @avalerie4467
      @avalerie4467 Рік тому

      @@CiroMastino a strange and natural sight
      😂

  • @herbderbler1585
    @herbderbler1585 Рік тому +404

    Women need to start demanding free breast implants as gender affirming care.

    • @maryjane4432
      @maryjane4432 Рік тому +63

      I need a breast reduction and my insurance said it’s cosmetic even tho I’ve had back surgery bc the damage they have caused. It truly pisses me off

    • @23GreyFox
      @23GreyFox Рік тому +25

      Don't forget the right to walk topless everywhere.

    • @kittygumdrop7442
      @kittygumdrop7442 Рік тому +44

      ​@@maryjane4432 just say you want to be a man on estrogen. You'd need smaller breasts to feel like you're in the right body.

    • @coreysayre1376
      @coreysayre1376 Рік тому +23

      "Free Titties!" is a campaign slogan I could get behind 😎

    • @smythharris2635
      @smythharris2635 Рік тому +8

      Or in front of, surely?

  • @cdrone4066
    @cdrone4066 Рік тому +62

    Planking is better than eating Tide pods or cough syrup on chicken.

    • @michaelmaxim7207
      @michaelmaxim7207 Рік тому

      All are good.

    • @lancerevell5979
      @lancerevell5979 Рік тому +3

      I'm an Auld Phart. In my day, we had to eat our tide from the box, with the plastic scoop. 🤨

    • @HerculesBallsInc
      @HerculesBallsInc Рік тому +3

      Why choose? Plank while eating chicken covered with cough syrup and Tide pods!

  • @darleneh7740
    @darleneh7740 Рік тому +2

    Subscribed. My son introduced me to your channel! 😍😄

  • @kennyshoes
    @kennyshoes Рік тому +1

    Husband and I both have full time jobs, are debt free and have a substantial down payment. We live and california and houses in our area start at 650k. If we use our first time home buyer privileges we will still be paying over 4k monthly....

  • @notthisguyagain4635
    @notthisguyagain4635 Рік тому +23

    It’s Thursday night here in Australia. Which is bin night for us. Thanks for reminding me to tell my son to take the bins out.

  • @lisawilson105
    @lisawilson105 Рік тому +28

    I freaking LOST IT at the Medal of Valor gal. So funny. Good on her. Smart.

  • @matthewsharpe393
    @matthewsharpe393 Рік тому +156

    That girl who can't open a CD case will probably graduate college... Let that sink in

    • @goldbud2287
      @goldbud2287 Рік тому +13

      Harvard

    • @dawnfire82
      @dawnfire82 Рік тому +24

      In ten years of her life, no one ever taught her how to open a CD case, but the same people who never taught her think it's hilarious to mock her for not knowing what they never taught her. Let that sink in.
      I'd like to see a random Millennial operate a gramophone. When they're confused, everyone can point and laugh and talk about how doomed they are. 🙄

    • @ryanglenn7878
      @ryanglenn7878 Рік тому

      She'll become what the tv calls an expert and what people that know her call an idiot.

    • @elizabethanthony3916
      @elizabethanthony3916 Рік тому +1

      😆👍👏👏👏👏

    • @michaelmapes4119
      @michaelmapes4119 Рік тому +8

      @@dawnfire82 At least they will know enough to TAKE THE PLASTIC OFF!

  • @jgbw6467
    @jgbw6467 Рік тому +1

    Was quite surprised about what liberals or conservatives eat. She was spot on for me as a European Conservative. 😊

  • @Borgforce
    @Borgforce Рік тому +1

    23:00 - My wife stacks soda individually at the back of the fridge she gets all pist-off when they start falling down… I have pointed out on multiple occasions that you can stack them in their cardboard box and open the flap. So of course she refuses to do that.

  • @cattailer1077
    @cattailer1077 Рік тому +77

    RU kidding me??? She drops the baby and runs from the rat??? 😡😡😡 Now that's unconditional love....not!

    • @ZevianAlter
      @ZevianAlter Рік тому +20

      She basically threw the kid to the wolves to save her own life. Women like that don't deserve kids.

    • @RedRoseSeptember22
      @RedRoseSeptember22 Рік тому +14

      That poor baby :( I would've grabbed baby and ran.

    • @eddie-g-6452
      @eddie-g-6452 Рік тому +2

      I believe it's called ' self preservation ' ... 🤣🤣

    • @MyDixieWrecked247
      @MyDixieWrecked247 Рік тому

      It's a rat, fuck that baby.

  • @Propagandamouth
    @Propagandamouth Рік тому +25

    The woman rolling her eyes at the resident is hilarious. How have i not seen this before?
    Can anyone tell me when that happened?

    • @adiosamerica3948
      @adiosamerica3948 Рік тому +7

      The media obviously blocked it.

    • @eddie-g-6452
      @eddie-g-6452 Рік тому +2

      IF I'm not mistaken, it was a posthumous award for fallen soldiers at the dabacle of the Afghanistan withdrawal ~ one being her son.
      It was actually on SOME TV media outlets ( Fox News / Next News Network ) ~ but her reaction was not shown so much on MSM ( CNN / MSNBS / ABC / etc ).

    • @adiosamerica3948
      @adiosamerica3948 Рік тому

      @Eddie-G-64 No wonder she was rolling her eyes, considering the government killed the soldiers. The sniper who could have taken out the suicide bomber was told to stand down as he tearfully testified in Congress. But our present government thinks an award and an apology gives them a pass.

  • @TheBusySimmer
    @TheBusySimmer Рік тому +138

    That food girl is 100% accurate. We get our whole milk from a dairy one town over, we get our eggs from my dad's chickens, I almost always use butter to cook, but if I have to use an oil it's going to be avocado or olive oil. No plant based "meats". Ever.

    • @danieltallott2857
      @danieltallott2857 Рік тому +8

      I live in nz and any food that aint straight off a plant or an animal is very strange to us

    • @samuelschick8813
      @samuelschick8813 Рік тому +8

      @@danieltallott2857, I'm over in the Philippines and it's a trip to say the least. They just hack at the animal carcass with machetes, cleavers and such and not uncommon to find bone slivers in the food. To get decent meat I have to go to a store about 50 - 75 miles to the north and buy imported from NZ. It's also the only place to get real milk and that is imported from the U.S.

    • @khfan4life365
      @khfan4life365 Рік тому +2

      The only “lib” thing I have is lactose free milk. I have IBS and my stomach acts up if I use milk that has lactose in it. Other than that, I eat red meat and all the other foods she mentioned.

    • @matthewelberson4140
      @matthewelberson4140 Рік тому +2

      Bacon grease

    • @TheNotoriousKRP
      @TheNotoriousKRP Рік тому +6

      imo she was talking pure nonsense.

  • @fuzzwobble
    @fuzzwobble Рік тому +1

    8:25 the mothers dropping the baby to the mercy of the rat is so painful to watch

  • @tommiealdridge
    @tommiealdridge Рік тому +1

    😂😂😂 That kid with the nesquik 👍

  • @MGTexan47
    @MGTexan47 Рік тому +254

    She can't even open a CD case!? Lol the future of our country is doomed.😂

    • @dawnfire82
      @dawnfire82 Рік тому +47

      Her mother, who is responsible for raising her and teaching her to do things, never taught her. Then she gave the girl a thing she'd never taught her about, recorded her confusion, and uploaded it to the Internet so the entire world could laugh at her.
      Congratulations for fulfilling your role in this pathetic parenting travesty.

    • @_Atlas.
      @_Atlas. Рік тому +22

      To be completely fair, a lot of those clear plastic CD cases were a total pain to open.

    • @troyhageman3173
      @troyhageman3173 Рік тому +17

      So, carry a wallet like a CD case and drive a car with a manual transmission and I'll be safe from this generation of criminals.
      Or I can just continue to conceal carry, pay attention to my surroundings, and not make myself a victim. I think I'll take option 2, but still get a stick shift because I like them.

    • @michaelmapes4119
      @michaelmapes4119 Рік тому +13

      @@dawnfire82 Wow In the 80's, I was the same age when I could open up CD cases by myself - I guess That must make me super genus. This is not some DIY home project that takes a little skill and know how, this is a matter of taking the plastic off the case.

    • @savage22bolt32
      @savage22bolt32 Рік тому +3

      She's probably never even seen a CD.
      12:00 she's wearing a genuine Triumph Motorcycle sweatshirt! Yeah!!!

  • @nascarsteve
    @nascarsteve Рік тому +27

    The girl trying to open the cd case gave me anxiety. I'm 41 and still buy cds...

  • @redwingblackbird8306
    @redwingblackbird8306 Рік тому +2

    so, back in the late 70s, my mom had picked up oreos and loaded up the cookie jar. While she was on the phone, I grabbed the whole cookie jar, and ate them all watching TV.

  • @rowantree198
    @rowantree198 Рік тому +1

    I literally just put the garbage out after your reminder and the truck is going by right now. Thanks for the garbage save!

  • @moralobjection4836
    @moralobjection4836 Рік тому +177

    How can you tell Tyler is still in the first 5 years of marriage? "You should've decided to not go with her". That's not an option Tyler.

    • @angelinascinta5619
      @angelinascinta5619 Рік тому +8

      Lmfao

    • @Cheray_
      @Cheray_ Рік тому +5

      🤣🤣🤫

    • @crashnbl1
      @crashnbl1 Рік тому +8

      I sprayed whiskey out of my nose when he said that

    • @sawthemin77
      @sawthemin77 Рік тому +1

      5:10 I am amazed the tire sensor still worked !!!

    • @the_mowron
      @the_mowron Рік тому +2

      @@sawthemin77 The tire sensor was probably always on, but she didn't notice until the car wouldn't go any longer. There's a battery in your valve stem that runs out eventually and your dash board will indicate low air pressure all the time.

  • @mikevine1057
    @mikevine1057 Рік тому +16

    "Where are you, New Jersey?" Funniest line of the show.

  • @noControl556
    @noControl556 Рік тому +43

    Pro Tip: If you have health insurance billing issues, call the provider, put them on hold, then call the insurance company and put them on 3 way and let them argue about it while you record the whole thing.

    • @avalerie4467
      @avalerie4467 Рік тому +7

      And always always get the name of who you are speaking to and a reference number for the call.

    • @katelynx007
      @katelynx007 Рік тому +4

      I think most Dr's offices won't wait that long on hold. They're always quick to hang up.

  • @catherineberry6971
    @catherineberry6971 Рік тому

    Yet another delightful show! Thank you!

  • @Paulo37580
    @Paulo37580 Рік тому +1

    I couldn't agree more with the food girl. She hit the nail on the head.
    Greetings from a Brazilian follower here.

  • @vadervanman
    @vadervanman Рік тому +43

    That first clip applies for every single shopping trip with the missus. 🤣

    • @donnie1581
      @donnie1581 Рік тому +4

      I know haha

    • @yig_501
      @yig_501 Рік тому +2

      lol wife and i joke she makes me go with her to bra8nwash me with the horrible mainstream music the stores play XD

    • @avalerie4467
      @avalerie4467 Рік тому +1

      Not sure if this helps any if you guys. My dad always has " something to attend to" just as the shop starts. . . Give it 5-7 mins in and then
      Oh snap ! You go ahead dear, i will be at the entrance when you're done. I forgot to : call Bob, make an appointment, change the radio station, any excuse.
      Stinker ! We know his schtick. lol. He ditched me once because he " felt a sneezing fit coming on- darn, the Kleenex are in the car ! Sorry. Gotta go!"
      He's cool, tho. He will usually pick up flowers or cupcakes or something silly.

    • @TheGary108
      @TheGary108 Рік тому

      @@Cassie-pt7mt That’s nice. I do try to make shopping trips together so we both get to go where we want and have lunch together. Sometimes one of us end up going shopping solo due to reasons, but I try to make the time.

  • @waxingchandler3895
    @waxingchandler3895 Рік тому +50

    I stopped working for a few minutes to get some Zeducation! Thanks Zed, I needed a break.

  • @joesands8860
    @joesands8860 Рік тому +13

    12:00 had me laughing, I remember showing my daughter an old Pink Floyd 8-track I had from the 70's, she thought I was lying to her that it really played music.

  • @mjgsuperincredible382
    @mjgsuperincredible382 13 днів тому

    11:09. Child, please!! Lmfaooooo Dying over here!

  • @jimjankswankson
    @jimjankswankson Рік тому

    The Mom at church one was STRAIGHT true facts!👍🏾

  • @williamdixon4783
    @williamdixon4783 Рік тому +24

    You put me on the spot ! My wife wants me to go to Costco with her tomorrow LOL.

    • @larrythompson8630
      @larrythompson8630 Рік тому +2

      You agreed “better or worse”. Bring a book, grab a hot dog, and soda.

  • @chrisrgfield
    @chrisrgfield Рік тому +77

    Tyler: Was that a rat?? 😳
    People from NJ: Nah, that was just one of our small mice 🤣

    • @adiosamerica3948
      @adiosamerica3948 Рік тому +12

      That rat was a Democrat

    • @nascarsteve
      @nascarsteve Рік тому +4

      ROUS's?

    • @navret1707
      @navret1707 Рік тому

      Chris - You live in Newark?

    • @00naenae
      @00naenae Рік тому +2

      @@nascarsteve nice Princess Bride reference

    • @MrClobbertime
      @MrClobbertime Рік тому +3

      Nice how she abandoned her baby to it to save herself.

  • @elizabethanthony3916
    @elizabethanthony3916 Рік тому +16

    Bloody hell! That mother just dropped the baby and left him defenceless because she was scared, what happened to the maternal, protective instinct ! 😮😳☹️

    • @RedRoseSeptember22
      @RedRoseSeptember22 Рік тому +2

      *her

    • @Firedrake1313
      @Firedrake1313 Рік тому +2

      No one ever said she was the Mother.

    • @lancerevell5979
      @lancerevell5979 Рік тому +1

      The baby will be forever traumatized and have a deathly fear of rats.

    • @eddie-g-6452
      @eddie-g-6452 Рік тому +1

      I think the ' instinct ' there was ' self preservation ' ..... 🤔 😂😂

  • @AuntLoopy123
    @AuntLoopy123 Рік тому +9

    I love the wife, as she's looking through her fridge. "He's a good man, Savannah. A GOOD MAN! He's just in a bad situation, right now, and he's TRYING to get OUT OF IT!" I LOVE how she talks her way through this, with love and respect, rather than focusing on something that is very annoying in the moment, especially if you're trying to stretch a food budget, but also is, in the long run, just a piddly little annoyance.
    Just remember - "He's a good man, Savannah! A GOOD MAN!"

  • @raimeyewens7518
    @raimeyewens7518 Рік тому +2

    I don’t take my husband shopping with me because he hates it. He doesn’t take me to Home Depot and like stores because I hate it. Neither of us wants to stand around miserable while the other shops. We never understand why married people expect their partners to tag along when they don’t want to.

  • @HrRezpatex
    @HrRezpatex Рік тому +20

    One the other side.. If you don`t go to Casco with your wife, you are sending her there with no brakes on the wallet..

  • @xZOOMORPHICx
    @xZOOMORPHICx Рік тому +176

    Dear Tyler, in preparation for summer one only needs a kiddie pool, sprinkler, a cheap automatic bubble machine from Walmart, not Target, and some good snacks. Just do what you did when you were a kid and enjoy it.
    Also, Tyler seems like the kind of dad who dry heaves at least nine times every time he changes a diaper. 😂😂

    • @medleysa
      @medleysa Рік тому +12

      Yup. A garden hose is all you need for 15-30 minutes of fun for kids. Best part is they’ll come in and crash afterward.
      The bubble machine and those colored pops in the plastic tubes make summer magic.

    • @dan5609
      @dan5609 Рік тому +7

      Nine times every changing at minimum

    • @wendyroman4944
      @wendyroman4944 Рік тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @cellgrrl
      @cellgrrl Рік тому +1

      My husband did the clothespin on the nose trick., plus held his breath, and flipped that diaper off faster than anything. As a pediatric nurse I was impervious to any type of bodily discharge, with the only exception being Tyler's favorite-sputum. That made my gut wrench now and then.

    • @fordshojoe8080
      @fordshojoe8080 Рік тому +3

      ​@Thnickaman shit when I was a kid I was the bubble machine lol.

  • @driftingdynamic
    @driftingdynamic Рік тому +44

    The 12 year old boy and testosterone thing has always been my argument. Can a 12 year old boy or any guy identify as more manly and get on high levels of testosterone?? Nope. Unless you lie and somehow trick the blood test.

    • @dovidstaples9985
      @dovidstaples9985 Рік тому

      The thing is that's not happening. Trans kids don't get hormone treatment they only get beta blockers. There is no testosterone treatment for any kid.

  • @joelwillems4081
    @joelwillems4081 Рік тому

    That church one was great! Never had it happen to me but it was still funny.

  • @levisvarela3735
    @levisvarela3735 Рік тому +7

    the worst part is that on my current condition, i could bare handed take on an entire gen z platoon without breaking a sweat while in the sun, in fort benning, in july

    • @dovidstaples9985
      @dovidstaples9985 Рік тому

      Yeah, sure, ok

    • @rustyhowe3907
      @rustyhowe3907 Рік тому

      I have a busted elbow and a broken wrist (one injury per side) yet I can lift the menace known as filled up shopping bags as they strain against the weight and complain soooo much it's too heavy.
      I'm a 5'1 female and it's unbelievable how useless these kids are.

    • @NathanBrown-z7o
      @NathanBrown-z7o 6 місяців тому

      That must be easy
      if they lack $ for firearm's.

  • @edenarchive4150
    @edenarchive4150 Рік тому +6

    8:30
    The famous motherly instinct kicking in right there. She left her baby and ran lmfao!

  • @seandelap8587
    @seandelap8587 Рік тому +31

    They can't deal with pronouns so how could they possibly fight a war

  • @rogde5985
    @rogde5985 Рік тому +13

    “Dude where are you?…New Jersey?…” I laughed way too hard at that…

  • @Talhn
    @Talhn Рік тому +4

    I grew up in the era of cassette tapes and the swap to CDs and don't think I ever struggled that much, not even with my first CD.

  • @REYANNWALTON
    @REYANNWALTON Рік тому

    Thanks for the "take out the garbage reminder". I just called my son at the other end of the double wide to remind him, he said later. LOL

  • @ralphy3393
    @ralphy3393 Рік тому +18

    Moms - "I am momma bear and will protect my child from anything"
    Rat - "Hey bro hold my cheese"

  • @steadynumber1
    @steadynumber1 Рік тому +10

    That lass trying to get into the CD case reminds me of me trying to get into an emergency ration pack 😂

  • @matthewmcdermott1378
    @matthewmcdermott1378 Рік тому +63

    Tyler your decision to take a sponsorship from a gas distributor to benefit both you and your followers is a showing of appreciation for us as well as a "let's stick it to the man" gesture, love you as an awesome human being, can't say I agree with your pizza choices, but you lways make my week better

    • @joshjohnston2986
      @joshjohnston2986 Рік тому +1

      I pay cash for gas because it's already cheaper I don't know why people pay extra to not walk twenty feet into store

    • @tattooedman42
      @tattooedman42 Рік тому +1

      @@joshjohnston2986 doesn't matter in my neck of the woods...cash or card, it's the same price.

  • @msbirdsong77
    @msbirdsong77 Рік тому

    She dropped the baby...not grab and protect..DROPPED!!! 🤦🏾‍♀️

  • @melsmith245
    @melsmith245 Рік тому

    3:40- your nails, along with the dinner you served, says it all

  • @cathoderaytube7497
    @cathoderaytube7497 Рік тому +24

    When some crazy driver cuts me off or does something else stupid around me, i dont get mad and flip them off anymore. I just let them get away with it, thinking "I dont care where you go, just get away from me."
    Much easier on the blood pressure.

    • @avalerie4467
      @avalerie4467 Рік тому +2

      Same. I gave up getting mad. I do however, make complete stops at stop signs, looking both ways, a few times, or my other favorite, one mile under the speed limit for those that tailgate and want me to go faster than the speed limit.

    • @lancerevell5979
      @lancerevell5979 Рік тому +4

      Being an oldster, I even use my turn signals..... And I'm a native Floridian! 🙄

    • @avalerie4467
      @avalerie4467 Рік тому +1

      @@lancerevell5979 always use my indicator ! Im on the west coast. 60 years now - i had to give up road rage or i would be dead of a coronary with the past 30 years of transplants. LOL .
      You and i may be the only decent drivers in state.
      Happy trails !!!
      Go Gators

    • @anaritabarrettosantiago5225
      @anaritabarrettosantiago5225 Рік тому +3

      In that situation I usually think to myself “this won’t ruin my day”.

  • @albertacole3372
    @albertacole3372 Рік тому +11

    I never had to worry about my husband putting stuff in my drinks as he knew I had a rolling pin and a cast iron frying pan. And that I could and would use it. 😉😉🤣🤣

  • @Cipher1603
    @Cipher1603 Рік тому

    Was that the Air Force posing? Army and Marines kick ass fly boy!😂😂😂

  • @zombiefeast1.039
    @zombiefeast1.039 Рік тому +5

    Don't let her shop alone that's how you go broke. Tyler will learn that lesson one day 😂

  • @lancerevell5979
    @lancerevell5979 Рік тому +35

    Gen Z in the military.... Best we can hope is the enemy laugh themselves to death.

    • @jbrou123
      @jbrou123 Рік тому +3

      The funny part was thinking that Gen Z has the balls to enlist.

    • @samuelschick8813
      @samuelschick8813 Рік тому +2

      One thing that lifts my spirits when I think of the woke/pc state of the military. I imagine what Patton and Chesty Fuller ( to name 2) would be saying about the cluster fuck of todays military. MacArthur would be singing it's praises though.

    • @angelinascinta5619
      @angelinascinta5619 Рік тому

      Lmfao

    • @SamsungGalaxy-nm5qt
      @SamsungGalaxy-nm5qt Рік тому

      That male soldier was obviously mocking female soldiers, not identifying as one himself.
      As to Gen Z in the military, I wouldn't reccomend any of them join, unless they're part of the rainbow crew, who have already been physically and mentally compromised. The military isn't for physically and mentally sound people anymore.
      2021 - 2022 saw our military members coerced to take the clot shot or be kicked out and 2 years later, many people of all ages are part of the "Died Suddenly" crew or developing "turbo cancer".

    • @BrotherCarver
      @BrotherCarver Рік тому

      Just remember, it was your generation that raised these people, and in turn, this is your guys' fault.

  • @michaellong4897
    @michaellong4897 Рік тому +23

    11:07 I believe Joe was supposed to take the medal and place it around the neck of the recipient and because he’s so senile he didn’t follow thru.

    • @siral2000
      @siral2000 Рік тому +7

      She (Gabina Mora) was accepting it in place of her dead son. (Wilbert Mora)

    • @michaellong4897
      @michaellong4897 Рік тому +1

      Thank you for the verification and context.

  • @mariposavioleta9007
    @mariposavioleta9007 Рік тому +18

    100% agree with you Tyler just make sure it has a lid or covered with something and perfectly ok to put the crockpot in the fridge like that but the corn and whatever the other thing was needs something to cover it and would be ok.

    • @Fixer_Su3ana
      @Fixer_Su3ana Рік тому

      However, from the moisture on everything, it appears to have been placed in the fridge while still warm.

  • @regineb.4756
    @regineb.4756 Рік тому +1

    0:30 Wife here: They. Do. Not. Have. A. Say. In. This.

  • @michaelray5595
    @michaelray5595 Рік тому

    The parent lunch thing...yep..🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @user-zr1rn1ys5p
    @user-zr1rn1ys5p Рік тому +10

    She threw her baby to run 🏃‍♂️ from the rat!!😅😂

  • @patrickg420
    @patrickg420 Рік тому +7

    When the guy said you can't park there the girl yelled back and called the guy a dumbass, LMFAO, 2 funny!

    • @eddie-g-6452
      @eddie-g-6452 Рік тому +1

      I've seen several of these " You can't park there, mate ! " videos.
      They crack me up verey time. 🤣🤣

  • @incredulousd9408
    @incredulousd9408 Рік тому +17

    Tyler, single handedly making sure my trash and laundry are done. Appreciate it bro.

    • @cmonson1
      @cmonson1 Рік тому

      What about them dishes tho... 🤣😂

  • @T0tenkampf
    @T0tenkampf Рік тому +13

    3:10 i never thought about this. As an ex bodybuilder who is now in his 50s, I think about how hard it was and is for me to get T and now they just throw it at the alphabet community. Thats bs

  • @poodtang2104
    @poodtang2104 Рік тому

    Running around in circles screaming " Oh my God ... Oh my God ... Oh me God ..." till they pass out.

  • @sinephase
    @sinephase Рік тому

    17:10 - everything about that was wrong, down to the metal spatula on a non-stick pan LOL

  • @KaleidoscopeJunkie
    @KaleidoscopeJunkie Рік тому +4

    6:35 - So I guess Meagan didn't get fired.

  • @frekitheravenous516
    @frekitheravenous516 Рік тому +34

    Ravens, Crows and Magpies are all known to really enjoy those kinda tests where they have to move blocks around
    and fit them in their designated hole. So to see one do it on a golf course is not too shocking. That said, they also enjoy
    stealing things, not to build a nest, but apparently because they have a sense of humor. So it was a 50/50 shot he'd have flown away with it as well. Lol.

    • @friedmandesigns
      @friedmandesigns Рік тому

      Hail corvids! They'll be building and cackling about our thin plastic-coated fossil record long after the hominins have sunset themselves. ;)

    • @cjpeery
      @cjpeery Рік тому +3

      He probably enjoys the reaction he gets from participating💕

  • @CrazyMan0824
    @CrazyMan0824 Рік тому +1

    Gen z on the battlefield reminded my of Pauly Shore on the movie In The Army Now. 😂

  • @nwilkins4758
    @nwilkins4758 Рік тому +1

    The one about the conspiracy theory co-worker is too true!😂😂😂

  • @yesitwasmejojo3324
    @yesitwasmejojo3324 Рік тому +13

    The food one was super accurate

  • @JackstheRipper
    @JackstheRipper Рік тому +26

    Tyler giving tips on how to sneak alcohol out of your parents liquor cabinets, but trying to be sneaky and calling it Nesquick.

  • @davidknudsen1088
    @davidknudsen1088 Рік тому +13

    Of course I lost at resident biden’s work out program…😂😂😂

  • @HollyMoore-wo2mh
    @HollyMoore-wo2mh Рік тому

    That mom - 😆😆😆😆Funny. That eye blink ....

  • @KraccerJakk
    @KraccerJakk Рік тому +2

    Needed a ‘birdie’😂😂😂😂

  • @davidcaunter5346
    @davidcaunter5346 Рік тому +18

    You forgot the mask on the Gen Z soldier 🙄

  • @yolandascholten2012
    @yolandascholten2012 Рік тому +5

    That woman receiving the medal from Joe…….I just love her!

  • @sandra.j.g.thompson9268
    @sandra.j.g.thompson9268 Рік тому +7

    It's always the best when Tyler states, "SHUT UP!" We all wish we had a venue to do that! But for now, we can catch here on Zeducation! Thanks, Tyler!

  • @Tamara-fb4so
    @Tamara-fb4so Рік тому +1

    I think gorillas, chimps and orangutans could open a CD case. Probably crows too. Caught between disgusted and frightened.

  • @jamesmiller7211
    @jamesmiller7211 Рік тому +1

    The Gen Z on the battlefield was great.. my wife said he should have been asking if he could have a Bud Light....🤫

  • @SPACEMAN_fkYT
    @SPACEMAN_fkYT Рік тому +27

    Zed saying to the guy at costco "tell your wife no." I bet Zed asks "How high when his wife says JUMP!"

    • @hellfire66683
      @hellfire66683 Рік тому +1

      He was chairforce he wife has his balls and wallet.

    • @angelinascinta5619
      @angelinascinta5619 Рік тому

      @@hellfire66683 chair force? Air force

    • @angelinascinta5619
      @angelinascinta5619 Рік тому

      @@hellfire66683 And you have no respect for any armed forces do you?

    • @mindynoe8089
      @mindynoe8089 Рік тому

      ​​@@angelinascinta5619e was probably kidding
      At least , I hope

    • @hellfire66683
      @hellfire66683 Рік тому

      @Angel Scinta when you make an assumption you're only making an ass out of yourself.

  • @spider1g5
    @spider1g5 Рік тому +15

    The teen not knowing how to open a cd case hurt to watch, it's a box; ya open it like a box!!

    • @kumasenlac5504
      @kumasenlac5504 Рік тому +2

      But they put a hinge on one side of it and I can't count past two - waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa !

    • @navret1707
      @navret1707 Рік тому +1

      Emily - It probably counts as manual labor for that generation.