Agreed!! Hear too many people complain about America and threaten to leave and NEVER DO!! They would rather make America suck instead of going to another country that already does!!! =P
I am a mechanic, and in the last week I get two customers call me because their car wont start. Both times I have to pick their car up from Firestone. Both times, Firestone told customer that they needed a new battery and new Alternator. I tow them both back to my shop, only to tighten up the positive battery terminal and they both started just fine, no running issues and both charging like they should. Firestone wanted $1,100 to fix each car, I did it absolutely FREE! Gained a customer for life.
My car’s positive thing gets loose every 3-4 months and the car won’t unlock and I know so little about cars I call it the “positive thing” but I know to get my ratchet out and tighten it 😂 battery is about 5 years old I know it’ll need replacing soon but so far tightening the positive thing has fixed all problems. It amazes me people don’t google basic problems to see if they can turn a bolt and fix it themselves
A customer complained that their lawnmower wouldn't start. So I head over to fix it. The husband is cranking on it. So I walk over, open up a cap, and say "It ain't got no gas in it". Easiest fix ever.
@@PrincessKait1 Just think positive, Princess. My last car, the battery was so bad it reset the shop's diagnostic computer three times. But the car still started every time.
Oh My God!!!! The guy eating like a 1.5 year old...When he sent the plate flying behind him after smashing the rest of the sandwich...I almost lost it laughing!!!🤣
I’ve lived in two different states bordering yours and I’ve always been glad not to live there. Only dumbass state with border agents. Sorry about your governor.
Apparently the baby deletion is worse now…. A r-pist can sue the woman/prevent her from it… which is far worse especially with the men in the women’s prisons. This state is hell.
It boggles the mind that California let itself go so bad. When I was a teenager in the ‘80s it was the dream to live there. Now people can’t seem to leave fast enough unless they’re so rich they don’t have to be affected by this stuff. The income disparity is crazy third world. I’m surprised that the mansions aren’t surrounded by walls with heavily armed patrols on them.
That video had EVERYTHING. Two dogs chasing a cow, a swimming pool, AND a cowboy? I love they way the guy narrated it like it was a Wrestling match. All it needed was a leap from a top turnbuckle.
@@bcole4726 Unless you're joking. It's calf or young cattle usually bull calves that won't be used for breeding. (Old TX rancher here.) Even if you meant young lion, it's cub. Seriously, hope you were joking.
Absolutely correct on the acetone..... My wife was buying the "beauty brand" at a horrible price. When she ran out I went to the basement, brought up my 1 gallon can and refilled hers. I pointed out that 100% acetone is 100 percent acetone. My gallon cost less than her 8oz bottle.
Wow! I didn’t realize it had other uses and would be sold in other forms. All you need is the special pump in the “beauty bottle,” and then you can refill it tons of times. I can’t believe I never even thought about doing that!
It's funny, my husband recently needed acetone for one of his projects, and instead of running out to buy some I let him use my "beauty brand" stuff. Now we're here talking about acetone, husbands and wives, but in the reverse scenario.
Thanks for making me laugh today! The guy tripping the bad guy in the car chasd and never loosing the pizza was epic! Keep up the good work we need laughter and it seems there is alot out there to laugh at.
I'm not a mechanic, I am a service plumber. The easiest fix of my life though was for someone with a high water bill that was going on about 2 months. We looked at the meter and it was spinning like crazy. Walked through the yard and found a very wet area. Followed the wet spot untill we saw a garden hose coming out of the ground. Followed that to the hose bib, and found that it was on. We turned the hose bib off and then magically the meter stopped moving. Somehow the hose broke and was also buried at the same time. Nobody realized the giant wet spot was also where the hose came back out of the ground and to the bib I guess. One of the easiest funniest repairs of my life.
The Acetone incident. Got me rolling. I have done the same thing to my wife. The mistake is on their end. They need to ask for nail polish remover with acetone, not acetone alone. ROFL. I told my wife about the video and she cracked up too. Brought up a conversation she had with one of her friends. She told them, "I can ask my husband for just about anything. He'll get it, but usually in great quantities." Man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.
Just get a funnel and fill it into a nail polish remover bottle of some bs cosmetic brand. It will work fine for a fraction of the price. Pink tax my a**, you want that fancy bottle, you don't get to complain about its price :-D
This actually happened. My wife passed away 5 years ago and one day I guess I was talking to myself and said, "Man, sometimes I just get lonely." Alexa comes back and says, would you like me to introduce you to a companion bot so you don't feel so lonely? I wasn't talking to Alexa, I was just thinking out loud. I threw that heifer away!
Hi Tyler, boomer couple here in our 60's. We enjoy laughing, yes we lose, at your podcasts. We laugh really hard when we don't get some jokes or memes and sometimes we actually look up what you are talking about 😉 Thanks for the laughter
I am a technician and i work on electric forklifts and other heavy equipment. Got called out for an electric pallet jack that wouldn't move. Customer said it needed A, B and C. Ok cool, i replaced what they wanted still no results, cause the customer always knows more. This is sometimes true but not always. They complained I didn't know what I was doing, I stopped him mid sentence and asked if he had shop air. He reluctantly answered yes. I hooked my air chuck in and blew the motor windings off and low and behold the unit fired right up and worked fine. He neglected to inform me that they had left this unit in the powder coating room so it coated the copper motor windings which acted as an insulation/load in the motor not allowing it to produce enough voltage to properly operate the vehicle. TLDR: I fixed a 30k$ electric forklift in 5 minutes with air.
I'm starting to think Tyler needs a "Real or Satire" series, could make it a game series for the members to vote on to see who was right, then release the video for the rest of us along with the voting stats. I wanna say junk car guy is one of my new heroes just below Killdozer guy.
You ain’t seen nuthin’ until you’ve been to central Africa and seen them transport enough supplies to build a whole house on a bicycle. A vintage 1950s bicycle. For MILES. Many miles.
Around 2005 through 2008, my 650cc dual-sport motorcycle was my only transportation. I loved going grocery shopping, the clerk looks at my bike helmet then at my full cart of groceries. Bagger girl wants to push my cart out for me. She wants to see how this old guy is gonna carry all that stuff. So I proceed to fill my side bags, then the collapsible gear bag on my DIY cargo rack. The only thing visible was the 12-pack of Cokes strapped under the gear bag. Her eyes were wide. I think she expected a huge Harley bike, not a mid-size glorified dirtbike! 😆
This is no joke. I think the most impressive one we saw was a guy on a bicycle, balancing about 20 stackable plastic chairs on the back. It was at least 30 miles to the next town, and their roads weren't exactly in good shape.
As you could see from the video with the old man strapped to the little trailer, the one pulling was also an old man and was probably not capable pushing him around. Makes perfect sense, no one likes to be grounded no matter how old or disabled, if still able with alternative means😂 Blessings to them both...
One of the most depressing things in the world is being just lost in a video and loving it and then outta left field Tyler’s says “How’d ya do?” breaks my heart.😔
@@QueenKurt I haven't drank any Bud products since the mid 2000s. I've been drinking Kronenbourg 1664 (dark blue can) since 2008. It all started after I was in Paris on vacation and was drinking whatever was on tap...and that is their beer.
That kind of reminds me of a story in one of my favorite books, a guy wrote his memoirs about growing up in Vermont in the 1930s. He talks about the out of state hunters who would show up in fancy cars and with all kinds of gear and plaid jackets , while the local farmers would take a couple hours off and hit the woods in their barn clothes in deer season (of course it was relatively rare to even find a buck back then, the deer population had dropped massively from unrestricted hunting and the clearing of farm land, where now the things infest the state). Some flatlander hunters parked near the one room school he attended (where of course the boys would bring their own rifles to school to hunt for small game at lunchtime and on the way home) and proceeded to ask the boys where the deer were at. The boys told them to try a certain local maple woods. The sportsmen scoffed and said "that's what you get for asking some ignorant hick kids" and headed off in the opposite direction, to a woods where not a deer track had been seen for twenty years. While they were gone, one of the boys ran home at lunch and grabbed a souvenir deer leg he had, and they went to the hunters car and carefully put realistic deer tracks in the fresh snow all around his car so when he came back with nothing hours later he found a good sized buck had been cavorting all around his car while he was sitting freezing in the woods. Great book, it's called "Fetched Up Yankee" by Lewis Hill.
Me and my husband had an Alexia thing. At 3:00am I went to the toilet and I herd a weird noise. I thought I was hearing things. When I was going back to bed I herd some weird loud maniacal laughter, and I thought some psychopath had broken into the house. It was so loud that my husband woke up and checked the house, only to find Alexia making strange laughing noises in the middle of the night. So he smashed the damn thing up with a baseball bat lol. Man those things are creepy as hell!
I just typed alexa laugh n before i could finish it came up with ing in the middle of the night.theres loads of vids on here about alexa doing weird sheet
I asked my husband for a kitchen blow torch and he brought me a whole blow torch from Home Depot. It was so much more awesome than the dinky kitchen torch from Williams Sonoma
@geraldfrost4710 Amateur hour there. Better solution is to use an old stick shift gearbox. When the spoons gets stuck, just chuck it into a higher gear and if that doesn't work, use reverse.
I love the turkey video! We have 50 acres of rolling woodland, and every year, typically the day after deer season ends, a big handsome monster of a 10 point buck saunters through our backyard. I call him "Bambi's Dad." If you listen carefully, the big beastie buck is muttering "nanny nanny boo boo, look who missed me this year, too."
from 10:56, the dad saying this is yum then slamming his hand onto the sandwich before nukalaunching it into the stratosphere had me in tears as its not an exaggeration at all.. If you really dont wanna deal with the weirdest shit ever dont have kids
The husband that picked up the acetone was probably thinking, "Acetone, that's a weird request. Whatever, best not ask questions. I now have an excuse to go to Home Depot."
Some of the other channels that only focus on chaos and cringe are unwatchable, but not because of the host. SC Reviews comes to mind. He’s funny but the people he puts on there make me too angry to laugh.
@@sonialinsey8083 I feel the same way about cetain channels as well. The hosts are good, but the topic material is not. For example, when they constantly talk about whatever dumb thing those genuises on the View say, or some celebrities baby-momma drama or latest gossip. If I wanted that crap, I'd move back in with my mother and we'd watch the reality TV together...way too many grifters out there, but obviously a lot of people love it.
Alberta. Canada's Texas. May 5, 2015. The Conservative Party, in power for the previous 44 years, is trounced in a landslide victory for the New Democrats. May 6, 2015, Alberta's capital, Edmonton, wakes up to 3 inches of snow. Because hell actually can freeze over.
@@laurabeane8862 First time I am reading this. That's totally possible haha Thing is why it's funny I am using Abe' Lincoln taking a selfie on BookFace for years haha
@@kokobeatz7222 the gas pedals actually did rust out as well, it was one of the early attempts at drive-by-wire and that was mostly caused by people not kicking the snow off of their boots before they put their feet on the pedals. You get the cold snow down there, mixed with salt on the roads and blow-dry and with the heater being on high and hot and you've got the perfect mixture for making breast on the pedals. And that happened way more than you'd expect. I had a Ford Mustang in the brake pedal broke in half because the arm on the pedal rusted all the way through. Same thing happened with CV axle shaft on my Saturn. I have that video on my channel.
@@DaveFromColorado I’m in Nebraska we have a ton of rust buckets. I never witnessed the pedals rusting out. The recall wasn’t even for replacing the pedals. It may be different in Colorado. . All we did was cut the bottom 3rd off the accelerator pedal cleaned it up and installed it back into the car. Essentially just made the gas pedals shorter so if people did stack floor mats it wouldn’t get caught.
That actually kinda was the wildest one minute I'd ever seen! I was so focused on the cow in the pool -- didnt realize they could swim, and was eagerly watching to see how he'd get out. The whole thing was like Yellowstone meets Florida.
Thrombosis is a real threat on long plane flights, sh*t can kill you, guess that's one way to reduce the risk, stupid as it looks. Hot damn she's flexible.
Mechanic Story here; My second job in a shop, my interview was to clear a code that the lead-tech couldn't figure. This should've been my sign to find another shop, but I legit thought they were joking around and I was guaranteed getting the job. I followed the repair and clearing procedures to the "T" like i was trained to do, and the light cleared just fine for me. Turned in the completed work order and everybody was speeches that I resolved the issue with in an hour. They asked me over and over what I did. Confused, I told them I followed the book. Come to find out, the lead-tech didn't realize that this particular vehicle had a very specific warm up time and speed sensitivity parameters to abide by to properly clear the code after the repair was completed. Which he failed to do. I should've know right then I needed to hand out more resumes. The shop was shut down with in 2 years of my employment. Bad ownership and management.
I like how the guy acted out how his kid eats instead of videoing the kid and putting that on the internet. And he ended up with a unique and funnier video for it. And to the guy who bought a can of acetone from home depot. You did the right thing in buying it. But you should have just put it in the garage and refilled her empty Nail polish remover bottles with it. You save money, she's happy and no drama!
A few drops of some of her skin oil, to reduce drying out, and a drop of perfume - she'd looove him for it, and he could buy beer for the 1000 dollars saved.
As a tow truck driver I have told probably 10 vehicles that the only reason they could not start their car is because it wasn't in park and they couldn't get the key out of the Ignition
Definitely had moments where I've been thinking something and the next ad was similar to what i was thinking. Crazy Alexa moment was when my wife and i were at a friends house playing cards. We were trying to figure out the name and lyrics to a song and their Alexa turns on and tells us the name and artist of the song we were talking about. We never said the name Alexa once.
My best friend went turkey hunting with his father in law and brother in law once....spent all day, didn't see one turkey....on the drive home, father in law pulls over because theres about 20 of them down the road...him and the son in law are sitting there admiring them and fussing about not seeing any all day when they hear the back window roll down. That was the last thing they heard for several hours after my buddy let loose with his 12 guage from the back seat and got the big turkey closest to the road😂😂😂
I was once deer hunting on our hunting lease. Four of us sharing a sublease from the old gentleman who leased from the paper company. One of his few rules was "Don't shoot the turkeys!" They were reserved for his sons. So I am up in my box blind, and down the dirtroad comes strutting a gang of six young Toms. It was tempting.... but I just sat there watching them til they moved on. Got my deer a half hour later. 👍
@@justforever96 absolutely....my buddy came from a long line of "rule benders" lol. Love the guy but there were several times I thought we were gonna end up with at least community service, thankfully I'm old enough to laugh about such times and how foolish we all were😊
Got some weird looks in work after laughing hard at the Biden clip. I am in awe with the guy carrying the shopping bags, absolute genius. As for the sticky toys, that reminded me of the sticky willy that was stuck to the ceiling of the Black Rose Tavern in Edinburgh, Scotland. It was there for years!
That guy complaining about not being able to give up bacon egg and cheeses. Doesn't actually realize that if you want to thin out and get cut you eat more of the bacon and eggs and a lot less of sweets. In fact it is more beneficial to cut out added sugar as much as humanly possible.
@@Freeman-Dl70 Indeed, and much of the store bought food/drinks are loaded with it. Makes food addictive, and the pharamcueticals/doctors/hospitals rich.
I did HVAC for 40 yrs. In 1995 I received a panic service request on a Saturday morning about a deli refrigerator on the counter was not cooling properly. When I arrived I saw that the interior light was out. I plugged the unit's power cord back into the wall receptacle and everything was fine.
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Got my Lion Chops at the Food Loin...
God bless the DOJ whistle-blower who came forward about Joe Bribem's crime.
2:25 What the hay is with the masks; I thought vegans were always loud and proud. 🤔🤔🤔
@@mommawant9989 , Good morning fellow patriot. 🏁🇺🇸🏁
I wish everyone that said they wanted out of the US actually got the hell out.
But they Need to Go to North Korea Not to Canada
@@QueenKurt I dunno, the way Canada is being ruled these days it might be even worse than NK.
Agreed!! Hear too many people complain about America and threaten to leave and NEVER DO!! They would rather make America suck instead of going to another country that already does!!! =P
please dont! sincerely - the rest of the world
I did and it was worse! (Canada)
That "lion meat" created some up-roar.
That's the mane goal.
A lot of pride in these statements.
I see what y’all did there.
@@jjrusy7438 - you beat me to, you dog!
In the mane, yes.. I hear it tastes fangtastic but it can also leave you feeling catatonic after a big meal.
I am a mechanic, and in the last week I get two customers call me because their car wont start. Both times I have to pick their car up from Firestone. Both times, Firestone told customer that they needed a new battery and new Alternator. I tow them both back to my shop, only to tighten up the positive battery terminal and they both started just fine, no running issues and both charging like they should. Firestone wanted $1,100 to fix each car, I did it absolutely FREE! Gained a customer for life.
My car’s positive thing gets loose every 3-4 months and the car won’t unlock and I know so little about cars I call it the “positive thing” but I know to get my ratchet out and tighten it 😂 battery is about 5 years old I know it’ll need replacing soon but so far tightening the positive thing has fixed all problems. It amazes me people don’t google basic problems to see if they can turn a bolt and fix it themselves
This is exactly why I stopped doing business with Firestone. They treated me like a fool. They are a rotten company.
A customer complained that their lawnmower wouldn't start. So I head over to fix it. The husband is cranking on it. So I walk over, open up a cap, and say "It ain't got no gas in it". Easiest fix ever.
@@PrincessKait1 Just think positive, Princess. My last car, the battery was so bad it reset the shop's diagnostic computer three times. But the car still started every time.
@@doctorseuss5349 I like the way you talk😉
Oh My God!!!! The guy eating like a 1.5 year old...When he sent the plate flying behind him after smashing the rest of the sandwich...I almost lost it laughing!!!🤣
The cow and the cowboys along with the pizza delivery man made my day.
"Is that legal in your state?"
Man I've from California. The only things legal in this hellhole are hard drugs, shoplifting, and baby deletion.
Ok I don't mind if you move here.
I laughed way too hard at "baby deletion," so thanks now I'm going to hell 😂
I’ve lived in two different states bordering yours and I’ve always been glad not to live there. Only dumbass state with border agents. Sorry about your governor.
Apparently the baby deletion is worse now…. A r-pist can sue the woman/prevent her from it… which is far worse especially with the men in the women’s prisons. This state is hell.
It boggles the mind that California let itself go so bad. When I was a teenager in the ‘80s it was the dream to live there. Now people can’t seem to leave fast enough unless they’re so rich they don’t have to be affected by this stuff. The income disparity is crazy third world. I’m surprised that the mansions aren’t surrounded by walls with heavily armed patrols on them.
Pizza guy was Tucker Carlson's last guest ever on his show on Fox. Epic.
I remember that, guy brought pizza, and still has the bruise.
I caught that
Dude was so based...he never dropped the pizzas!...legend.
Yup Tucker had sausage and pineapple, :( That's probably what got him fired!
@@thesandman4438 you may be right about that. 😆 LOL
The HOA guy has me rolling 😂
Don't ever move into an HOA home
I've watched Zed too long... i could imagine him & Deev fighting over the last cheesy nacho 'chip' 😄
The guy with the pizza is a hero! He needs a medal. He didn't even drop his food!
That video had EVERYTHING. Two dogs chasing a cow, a swimming pool, AND a cowboy? I love they way the guy narrated it like it was a Wrestling match. All it needed was a leap from a top turnbuckle.
TWO cowboys.
I wanted that BBQ to burst into flames. That would have been awesome.
No bagpipes though...
Tyler is the only source of fun news.
And deev is the news on what’s going on in the wild of Walmart
Forget all the crazy stuff going on. Man with 30 bags on scooter is the only news that matters
Only real men of journalism, here.
That's a shame if this is your only fun news source. You need to expand your internet options and im talking beyond jewtube
That's because it's often fake news. They are as ignorant as CNN, and often get things so wrong as to be misleading. Ironic, really.
I honestly believe she thinks that is lion meat 🤣
Me to. Even though it clearly states "Fresh Veal" on the package, but in cursive so I guess she can't read it.✌ 😂
@@ms.cellaneous7458 "kitten" that's worse.
@@bcole4726 Unless you're joking. It's calf or young cattle usually bull calves that won't be used for breeding. (Old TX rancher here.) Even if you meant young lion, it's cub. Seriously, hope you were joking.
Absolutely correct on the acetone..... My wife was buying the "beauty brand" at a horrible price. When she ran out I went to the basement, brought up my 1 gallon can and refilled hers. I pointed out that 100% acetone is 100 percent acetone. My gallon cost less than her 8oz bottle.
Wow! I didn’t realize it had other uses and would be sold in other forms. All you need is the special pump in the “beauty bottle,” and then you can refill it tons of times. I can’t believe I never even thought about doing that!
@@raij465 My wife's bottle doesn't use a pump. She just puts it on a cotton swab to remove nail polish...
It's funny, my husband recently needed acetone for one of his projects, and instead of running out to buy some I let him use my "beauty brand" stuff. Now we're here talking about acetone, husbands and wives, but in the reverse scenario.
Honey, I'm an old woman, but YOU are a breath of fresh air!!!
The guy with the bags and the scooter just won the, “take all the groceries in, in one trip Olympics.”
I think I would have given him a lift
The idea is to mess up housework so badly that you're never even asked again.
I tried that with cooking. It backfired because I'm a Cajun and she's from New Juursey. She can't even make a roux.
That was my ex's strategy.
@LockPickinPaws 😂😂
@@dehydratedwater9806 she's from Jersey, even there flowers smell like shit
That was Bill Cosby's tactic (back when he was just a funny guy and not a creep)
That guy eating a burger next to those woketesters is awesome.
You could feel their anger. I loved it.
I hope it was a Chick-fil-A.
Veggie burgers are "lieing meat". 😆
Why did I at first read that as
"That guy getting eaten by a burger."
What do I think this is a 1980s Saturday cartoon?
"Woketesters"?
Thanks for making me laugh today! The guy tripping the bad guy in the car chasd and never loosing the pizza was epic! Keep up the good work we need laughter and it seems there is alot out there to laugh at.
I'm not a mechanic, I am a service plumber. The easiest fix of my life though was for someone with a high water bill that was going on about 2 months. We looked at the meter and it was spinning like crazy. Walked through the yard and found a very wet area. Followed the wet spot untill we saw a garden hose coming out of the ground. Followed that to the hose bib, and found that it was on. We turned the hose bib off and then magically the meter stopped moving. Somehow the hose broke and was also buried at the same time. Nobody realized the giant wet spot was also where the hose came back out of the ground and to the bib I guess. One of the easiest funniest repairs of my life.
The Acetone incident. Got me rolling. I have done the same thing to my wife. The mistake is on their end. They need to ask for nail polish remover with acetone, not acetone alone. ROFL. I told my wife about the video and she cracked up too. Brought up a conversation she had with one of her friends. She told them, "I can ask my husband for just about anything. He'll get it, but usually in great quantities."
Man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.
My wife actually bought the can for herself.
Pure acetone is necessary for some nail treatments!
Just get a funnel and fill it into a nail polish remover bottle of some bs cosmetic brand.
It will work fine for a fraction of the price.
Pink tax my a**, you want that fancy bottle, you don't get to complain about its price :-D
Not only a pink tax, I just learned my contact cleaning solution is just hydrogen peroxide in a bottle half the size at twice the price.
A perfect example of this is 'Jeanne Robertson "Don't send a man to the grocery store!" here on YT.
That whole cow, dog, pool thing had me on the edge of my seat. When the cowboy showed up, I was like, "Yeah!"
The cow going "submarine" was hilarious! 😆
This actually happened. My wife passed away 5 years ago and one day I guess I was talking to myself and said, "Man, sometimes I just get lonely." Alexa comes back and says, would you like me to introduce you to a companion bot so you don't feel so lonely? I wasn't talking to Alexa, I was just thinking out loud. I threw that heifer away!
Hi Tyler, boomer couple here in our 60's. We enjoy laughing, yes we lose, at your podcasts. We laugh really hard when we don't get some jokes or memes and sometimes we actually look up what you are talking about 😉 Thanks for the laughter
I am a technician and i work on electric forklifts and other heavy equipment. Got called out for an electric pallet jack that wouldn't move. Customer said it needed A, B and C. Ok cool, i replaced what they wanted still no results, cause the customer always knows more. This is sometimes true but not always. They complained I didn't know what I was doing, I stopped him mid sentence and asked if he had shop air. He reluctantly answered yes. I hooked my air chuck in and blew the motor windings off and low and behold the unit fired right up and worked fine. He neglected to inform me that they had left this unit in the powder coating room so it coated the copper motor windings which acted as an insulation/load in the motor not allowing it to produce enough voltage to properly operate the vehicle. TLDR: I fixed a 30k$ electric forklift in 5 minutes with air.
I'm starting to think Tyler needs a "Real or Satire" series, could make it a game series for the members to vote on to see who was right, then release the video for the rest of us along with the voting stats. I wanna say junk car guy is one of my new heroes just below Killdozer guy.
I literally can’t tell with the lion meat lady…on one hand that’s a funny joke, on the other hand I personally know people that stupid.
@@sonialinsey8083 I think we ALL know people that stupid. And want to know what is REALLY scary? These people vote - and breed.
The junk cars were nicer, than any car I've ever owned..
@@sonialinsey8083 Yea same and arguably I know people who are worse than that to, its getting really difficult these days to tell anymore.
@@CONEHEADDK Back in my poorer days (still poor now just not as poor) I would have wholeheartedly agreed with you.
It's not just Lion meat... It's Lion Veal!!!!
That's NALA AND SIMBA!!!!
Dyslexia
Hell yeah, two fer!
For those who don't know that pizza guy tripping the runner was the pizza guy that Tucker Carlson had on his show on his last show
Life’s been stressful, people are crazy, but thank you for bringing me laughter and reminding me that not everyone’s stupid!
The dog was probably thinking "holy crap this chair is chasing me!"
Did dude really shave his legs to make fun of Bud Light? That's dedication.
@@soulextracter or he drank one before the video and then it got him
You ain’t seen nuthin’ until you’ve been to central Africa and seen them transport enough supplies to build a whole house on a bicycle. A vintage 1950s bicycle. For MILES. Many miles.
I just can’t believe he trusted the Walmart bags to do it. I’d have used my own.
Around 2005 through 2008, my 650cc dual-sport motorcycle was my only transportation. I loved going grocery shopping, the clerk looks at my bike helmet then at my full cart of groceries. Bagger girl wants to push my cart out for me. She wants to see how this old guy is gonna carry all that stuff. So I proceed to fill my side bags, then the collapsible gear bag on my DIY cargo rack. The only thing visible was the 12-pack of Cokes strapped under the gear bag. Her eyes were wide. I think she expected a huge Harley bike, not a mid-size glorified dirtbike! 😆
This is no joke. I think the most impressive one we saw was a guy on a bicycle, balancing about 20 stackable plastic chairs on the back. It was at least 30 miles to the next town, and their roads weren't exactly in good shape.
As you could see from the video with the old man strapped to the little trailer, the one pulling was also an old man and was probably not capable pushing him around. Makes perfect sense, no one likes to be grounded no matter how old or disabled, if still able with alternative means😂
Blessings to them both...
One of the most depressing things in the world is being just lost in a video and loving it and then outta left field Tyler’s says “How’d ya do?” breaks my heart.😔
Now that you've written that, I know the levels of sadness of which you speak. I get sad, too. Worst three words EVER.
@@JUDYACST Thank you friend. It helps to know I at least don’t suffer alone.
The fancy restaurant bit is spot on
Good morning Tyler and the Salty Army out there! Cheers from Canada!
The salt must flow
@@weekendmom
All of us Salties are Reeeelated!
Are you boycotting Bud Light
@@QueenKurt
I haven't drank any Bud products since the mid 2000s. I've been drinking Kronenbourg 1664 (dark blue can) since 2008. It all started after I was in Paris on vacation and was drinking whatever was on tap...and that is their beer.
@@QueenKurt The great thing about not drinking pisswater is, you don't have to boycott it.
Dude who tripped the criminal while holding a pizza is a total Chad 🤣😂🤣
That kind of reminds me of a story in one of my favorite books, a guy wrote his memoirs about growing up in Vermont in the 1930s. He talks about the out of state hunters who would show up in fancy cars and with all kinds of gear and plaid jackets , while the local farmers would take a couple hours off and hit the woods in their barn clothes in deer season (of course it was relatively rare to even find a buck back then, the deer population had dropped massively from unrestricted hunting and the clearing of farm land, where now the things infest the state). Some flatlander hunters parked near the one room school he attended (where of course the boys would bring their own rifles to school to hunt for small game at lunchtime and on the way home) and proceeded to ask the boys where the deer were at. The boys told them to try a certain local maple woods. The sportsmen scoffed and said "that's what you get for asking some ignorant hick kids" and headed off in the opposite direction, to a woods where not a deer track had been seen for twenty years. While they were gone, one of the boys ran home at lunch and grabbed a souvenir deer leg he had, and they went to the hunters car and carefully put realistic deer tracks in the fresh snow all around his car so when he came back with nothing hours later he found a good sized buck had been cavorting all around his car while he was sitting freezing in the woods.
Great book, it's called "Fetched Up Yankee" by Lewis Hill.
Watching Zed in the Minnesota Airport heading back to Winnipeg. Good day travelling
I love the way this guy talks. Slow natural and not hyper fast like some channels. Sometimes i come here to relax when watching. Thankyou 😊
Me and my husband had an Alexia thing. At 3:00am I went to the toilet and I herd a weird noise. I thought I was hearing things. When I was going back to bed I herd some weird loud maniacal laughter, and I thought some psychopath had broken into the house. It was so loud that my husband woke up and checked the house, only to find Alexia making strange laughing noises in the middle of the night. So he smashed the damn thing up with a baseball bat lol. Man those things are creepy as hell!
Wtf???ur hubby did the right thing.thats weird af
I just typed alexa laugh n before i could finish it came up with ing in the middle of the night.theres loads of vids on here about alexa doing weird sheet
They're easily hacked, also record you 24/7 and have been known to forward those conversations to others.
@@stopgotdamndeletingmycomme8642 I can imagine that machine is f ing possessed or something lol,
@@gotdangedcommiesitellyahwa6298 facts
I asked my husband for a kitchen blow torch and he brought me a whole blow torch from Home Depot. It was so much more awesome than the dinky kitchen torch from Williams Sonoma
More power! Grunt, grunt, grunt. 🤣
@@colormedubious4747 Home improvement!
"Spoons kept jamming the garbage disposal, so I put a bigger motor on it!"
@geraldfrost4710 Amateur hour there. Better solution is to use an old stick shift gearbox. When the spoons gets stuck, just chuck it into a higher gear and if that doesn't work, use reverse.
@@geraldfrost4710 And now that thing will grind a tree limb into sawdust.
You can sear a damn good steak with that puppy.
I'm happy to say that after almost 43 years, I have no idea who ms Rachel is. And neither do my kids lol
I don't think Ms Rachel is 43.
I love the turkey video! We have 50 acres of rolling woodland, and every year, typically the day after deer season ends, a big handsome monster of a 10 point buck saunters through our backyard. I call him "Bambi's Dad." If you listen carefully, the big beastie buck is muttering "nanny nanny boo boo, look who missed me this year, too."
Seriously I'm English and I love Zed, thank you Lord for the gift of laughter 😃 😅😂❤😊 wow!!! What a guy hahaha
I am Danish, and I agree. Tyler is a world-wide phenomenom!
from 10:56, the dad saying this is yum then slamming his hand onto the sandwich before nukalaunching it into the stratosphere had me in tears as its not an exaggeration at all.. If you really dont wanna deal with the weirdest shit ever dont have kids
Nukalaunching! Love it. I’m going to use that verb. 😂
Yeah, my kid nukalaunched barf into my face.
My mom is like that woman in the meme. "Help me clean. YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!!!!" XD
24:26 The guy yelling "NO!" is what got me.
The husband that picked up the acetone was probably thinking, "Acetone, that's a weird request. Whatever, best not ask questions. I now have an excuse to go to Home Depot."
Tyler is who I go to for the comedic relief I need to not lose my effing mind 😳
I wouldn't take that lion down.
Some of the other channels that only focus on chaos and cringe are unwatchable, but not because of the host. SC Reviews comes to mind. He’s funny but the people he puts on there make me too angry to laugh.
@@sonialinsey8083 I feel the same way about cetain channels as well. The hosts are good, but the topic material is not. For example, when they constantly talk about whatever dumb thing those genuises on the View say, or some celebrities baby-momma drama or latest gossip.
If I wanted that crap, I'd move back in with my mother and we'd watch the reality TV together...way too many grifters out there, but obviously a lot of people love it.
Ah, "lion" meat. I, too, made that mistake when I was four years old.
After Tuesday's harsh episode, this is just lovely. I laughed and smiled all the way through 🤣
Cowboy and Pizza Punisher had me laughin. Thanks!
Alberta. Canada's Texas. May 5, 2015. The Conservative Party, in power for the previous 44 years, is trounced in a landslide victory for the New Democrats.
May 6, 2015, Alberta's capital, Edmonton, wakes up to 3 inches of snow. Because hell actually can freeze over.
10:57 I haven't laughed this hard in a while. My kids do this to me, especially the applesauce packets.
I learned reeeeeally quickly to give them the packets with the tops already off and in the bin. Lol
"Who was the first American president?"
"Getty Images"
I don't know why this gets me everytime hahaha
Wasn't "Getty Images" vilified on Social Media by liberals for being a MAGA follower😄
@@laurabeane8862 First time I am reading this. That's totally possible haha
Thing is why it's funny I am using Abe' Lincoln taking a selfie on BookFace for years haha
You should have a "Real or Satire" segment 😊
" My sister's havin' a baby! It gonna be a dad! " 😂😂😂😂😂
Rule number one of moving into a neighborhood with an hoa: Don't move into a neighborhood with an hoa.
Everyone make sure you take the punishment seriously. Cuz we all know Tyler does.................
Has he done the aoc hoodie?!
He should wear it then burn it. Everyone wins
Is his what it's like to take everything literally?
@Brian Leves He's never going to live that one down. Never forget! It's almost insulting that he thought we would fall for that fake garbage.
@@Ryan_Harkin haha you tell me.
Tucker had that pizza guy on his show. Tucker's final minutes at Fox was eating pizza with him. And it was hilarious.
As an auto mechanic I have seen that invisible gas pedal mod before... I always ended up fixing it for minimum 0.1 shop labor rate.
Remember the Toyota pedal recall and it was all cuz dummies stacking like 3 floor mats and it would slid over the pedal.
@@kokobeatz7222 the gas pedals actually did rust out as well, it was one of the early attempts at drive-by-wire and that was mostly caused by people not kicking the snow off of their boots before they put their feet on the pedals. You get the cold snow down there, mixed with salt on the roads and blow-dry and with the heater being on high and hot and you've got the perfect mixture for making breast on the pedals. And that happened way more than you'd expect. I had a Ford Mustang in the brake pedal broke in half because the arm on the pedal rusted all the way through. Same thing happened with CV axle shaft on my Saturn. I have that video on my channel.
@@DaveFromColorado I’m in Nebraska we have a ton of rust buckets. I never witnessed the pedals rusting out. The recall wasn’t even for replacing the pedals. It may be different in Colorado. . All we did was cut the bottom 3rd off the accelerator pedal cleaned it up and installed it back into the car. Essentially just made the gas pedals shorter so if people did stack floor mats it wouldn’t get caught.
That man doin it all in one trip almost made me cry.
That actually kinda was the wildest one minute I'd ever seen! I was so focused on the cow in the pool -- didnt realize they could swim, and was eagerly watching to see how he'd get out.
The whole thing was like Yellowstone meets Florida.
There should be a donation center just for that guy who's trolling his neighborhood.
Like a "cars-4-kids" but cars for ruining your neighbors' weekend
The woman limbering up on the plane is getting ready to join the mile-high club. 😅😅😅
Thrombosis is a real threat on long plane flights, sh*t can kill you, guess that's one way to reduce the risk, stupid as it looks.
Hot damn she's flexible.
Love you Tyler! You never disappoint!!
Love is a quite a important emotion to give it to someone on you tube
@@ax3226 I love all living things! Even you!!
Mechanic Story here;
My second job in a shop, my interview was to clear a code that the lead-tech couldn't figure. This should've been my sign to find another shop, but I legit thought they were joking around and I was guaranteed getting the job.
I followed the repair and clearing procedures to the "T" like i was trained to do, and the light cleared just fine for me. Turned in the completed work order and everybody was speeches that I resolved the issue with in an hour.
They asked me over and over what I did. Confused, I told them I followed the book.
Come to find out, the lead-tech didn't realize that this particular vehicle had a very specific warm up time and speed sensitivity parameters to abide by to properly clear the code after the repair was completed. Which he failed to do.
I should've know right then I needed to hand out more resumes. The shop was shut down with in 2 years of my employment. Bad ownership and management.
Out of gas. Was even towed here! Lol
Love Thursdays cause of these episodes wooooo
I loved this episode. Fantastic Zed 😂
God Bless Zed.
The one were he trips the suspect fleeing was awesome!
That man trolling the HOA is a fluggin LEGEND!!!
I like how the guy acted out how his kid eats instead of videoing the kid and putting that on the internet. And he ended up with a unique and funnier video for it.
And to the guy who bought a can of acetone from home depot. You did the right thing in buying it. But you should have just put it in the garage and refilled her empty Nail polish remover bottles with it. You save money, she's happy and no drama!
A few drops of some of her skin oil, to reduce drying out, and a drop of perfume - she'd looove him for it, and he could buy beer for the 1000 dollars saved.
I sometimes have to remind my wife that I kept myself alive before we got married.
Yes!!
Lies!
I did good today Tyler, you put out a knee slapper on this one.😀👍
As a tow truck driver I have told probably 10 vehicles that the only reason they could not start their car is because it wasn't in park and they couldn't get the key out of the Ignition
I chuckle every time I hear a person from Minnesota say bags.
Definitely had moments where I've been thinking something and the next ad was similar to what i was thinking. Crazy Alexa moment was when my wife and i were at a friends house playing cards. We were trying to figure out the name and lyrics to a song and their Alexa turns on and tells us the name and artist of the song we were talking about. We never said the name Alexa once.
I wonder how many of those plastic bags burst open before he got home.
My best friend went turkey hunting with his father in law and brother in law once....spent all day, didn't see one turkey....on the drive home, father in law pulls over because theres about 20 of them down the road...him and the son in law are sitting there admiring them and fussing about not seeing any all day when they hear the back window roll down. That was the last thing they heard for several hours after my buddy let loose with his 12 guage from the back seat and got the big turkey closest to the road😂😂😂
That is absolutely not legal of course.
@@justforever96 And?
I was once deer hunting on our hunting lease. Four of us sharing a sublease from the old gentleman who leased from the paper company. One of his few rules was "Don't shoot the turkeys!" They were reserved for his sons. So I am up in my box blind, and down the dirtroad comes strutting a gang of six young Toms. It was tempting.... but I just sat there watching them til they moved on. Got my deer a half hour later. 👍
@@justforever96 absolutely....my buddy came from a long line of "rule benders" lol. Love the guy but there were several times I thought we were gonna end up with at least community service, thankfully I'm old enough to laugh about such times and how foolish we all were😊
Tyler, you just didn't realize, that's the new "Samsung Fold TV" 🤣🤣🤣
I love the conflitory he made it a lot more exciting than what it was.😮😂😂😂😂😂
Got some weird looks in work after laughing hard at the Biden clip. I am in awe with the guy carrying the shopping bags, absolute genius. As for the sticky toys, that reminded me of the sticky willy that was stuck to the ceiling of the Black Rose Tavern in Edinburgh, Scotland. It was there for years!
Good morning!
Thursday morning
The first one about lion meat is probably real. But only if she knew how good she was at satire. 😝
Dyslexic
The HOAs in Vegas are absolutely insane! I salute you sir 🫡
6:50 I felt this on a spiritual level. You're not alone man.
The video of the wife asking for help and then doing it herself that's my wife in a nutshell 😂
Good merrrrning!
That guy complaining about not being able to give up bacon egg and cheeses. Doesn't actually realize that if you want to thin out and get cut you eat more of the bacon and eggs and a lot less of sweets. In fact it is more beneficial to cut out added sugar as much as humanly possible.
Most don't realize this. We have been lied to extensively about nutrition for decades.
Cancer feeds on sugars.
@@Freeman-Dl70 Indeed, and much of the store bought food/drinks are loaded with it. Makes food addictive, and the pharamcueticals/doctors/hospitals rich.
Great video 😂 thanks Tyler😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
That 3.8 v6 in that buick is a beast
0:18 And that's why you need a pickup truck.
5:27 How did you go from "Can I have that" to "Can I eat these?"
Tyler, we love you. But GET GLASSES OR CONTACTS.
Right off the bat, this poor TV on a car roof is... pain... pure pain... help...
That opening clip was more of a "You Cringe, You Lose."
I did HVAC for 40 yrs. In 1995 I received a panic service request on a Saturday morning about a deli refrigerator on the counter was not cooling properly. When I arrived I saw that the interior light was out. I plugged the unit's power cord back into the wall receptacle and everything was fine.