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  • Try not to laugh. #tiktok #laughyoulose #trynottolaugh
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  • @ZeducationTyler
    @ZeducationTyler  Рік тому +84

    Follow our new Zeducation Shorts channel! www.youtube.com/@ZeducationShorts

    • @mommawant9989
      @mommawant9989 Рік тому +6

      Good Mernin Tyler and Crew 👋

    • @richeaton5752
      @richeaton5752 Рік тому +7

      Got my Lion Chops at the Food Loin...

    • @daveruckert7926
      @daveruckert7926 Рік тому +6

      God bless the DOJ whistle-blower who came forward about Joe Bribem's crime.

    • @frankbrislin4378
      @frankbrislin4378 Рік тому +3

      2:25 What the hay is with the masks; I thought vegans were always loud and proud. 🤔🤔🤔

    • @frankbrislin4378
      @frankbrislin4378 Рік тому +1

      ​@@mommawant9989 , Good morning fellow patriot. 🏁🇺🇸🏁

  • @britishjohn04
    @britishjohn04 Рік тому +447

    That "lion meat" created some up-roar.

    • @jjrusy7438
      @jjrusy7438 Рік тому +98

      That's the mane goal.

    • @solusaldrain
      @solusaldrain Рік тому +86

      A lot of pride in these statements.

    • @keithgiesler1027
      @keithgiesler1027 Рік тому +29

      I see what y’all did there.

    • @navret1707
      @navret1707 Рік тому +10

      @@jjrusy7438 - you beat me to, you dog!

    • @toneh154
      @toneh154 Рік тому +31

      In the mane, yes.. I hear it tastes fangtastic but it can also leave you feeling catatonic after a big meal.

  • @underSTATEDexcellence
    @underSTATEDexcellence Рік тому +368

    I wish everyone that said they wanted out of the US actually got the hell out.

    • @QueenKurt
      @QueenKurt Рік тому +28

      But they Need to Go to North Korea Not to Canada

    • @solitarybee3714
      @solitarybee3714 Рік тому +22

      @@QueenKurt I dunno, the way Canada is being ruled these days it might be even worse than NK.

    • @johnb-us6bf
      @johnb-us6bf Рік тому +28

      Agreed!! Hear too many people complain about America and threaten to leave and NEVER DO!! They would rather make America suck instead of going to another country that already does!!! =P

    • @JP-oe4ry
      @JP-oe4ry Рік тому +7

      please dont! sincerely - the rest of the world

    • @Liu-Kang-Xi
      @Liu-Kang-Xi Рік тому +9

      I did and it was worse! (Canada)

  • @ariamaddison257
    @ariamaddison257 Рік тому +21

    The cow and the cowboys along with the pizza delivery man made my day.

  • @1stSnitas
    @1stSnitas Рік тому +17

    Oh My God!!!! The guy eating like a 1.5 year old...When he sent the plate flying behind him after smashing the rest of the sandwich...I almost lost it laughing!!!🤣

  • @BentOaksGarage
    @BentOaksGarage Рік тому +182

    I am a mechanic, and in the last week I get two customers call me because their car wont start. Both times I have to pick their car up from Firestone. Both times, Firestone told customer that they needed a new battery and new Alternator. I tow them both back to my shop, only to tighten up the positive battery terminal and they both started just fine, no running issues and both charging like they should. Firestone wanted $1,100 to fix each car, I did it absolutely FREE! Gained a customer for life.

    • @PrincessKait1
      @PrincessKait1 Рік тому +15

      My car’s positive thing gets loose every 3-4 months and the car won’t unlock and I know so little about cars I call it the “positive thing” but I know to get my ratchet out and tighten it 😂 battery is about 5 years old I know it’ll need replacing soon but so far tightening the positive thing has fixed all problems. It amazes me people don’t google basic problems to see if they can turn a bolt and fix it themselves

    • @davidcooke8005
      @davidcooke8005 Рік тому +21

      This is exactly why I stopped doing business with Firestone. They treated me like a fool. They are a rotten company.

    • @doctorseuss5349
      @doctorseuss5349 Рік тому +18

      A customer complained that their lawnmower wouldn't start. So I head over to fix it. The husband is cranking on it. So I walk over, open up a cap, and say "It ain't got no gas in it". Easiest fix ever.

    • @MGower4465
      @MGower4465 Рік тому +6

      ​@@PrincessKait1 Just think positive, Princess. My last car, the battery was so bad it reset the shop's diagnostic computer three times. But the car still started every time.

    • @Cheray_
      @Cheray_ Рік тому +5

      ​@@doctorseuss5349 I like the way you talk😉

  • @cmac-1425
    @cmac-1425 Рік тому +118

    Pizza guy was Tucker Carlson's last guest ever on his show on Fox. Epic.

    • @unboostedpueeblood
      @unboostedpueeblood Рік тому +12

      I remember that, guy brought pizza, and still has the bruise.

    • @seanjones7474
      @seanjones7474 Рік тому +5

      I caught that

    • @djonpow
      @djonpow Рік тому +6

      Dude was so based...he never dropped the pizzas!...legend.

    • @thesandman4438
      @thesandman4438 Рік тому +5

      Yup Tucker had sausage and pineapple, :( That's probably what got him fired!

    • @cmac-1425
      @cmac-1425 Рік тому +1

      @@thesandman4438 you may be right about that. 😆 LOL

  • @AndrewHarmless-wv5or
    @AndrewHarmless-wv5or Рік тому +6

    I'm not a mechanic, I am a service plumber. The easiest fix of my life though was for someone with a high water bill that was going on about 2 months. We looked at the meter and it was spinning like crazy. Walked through the yard and found a very wet area. Followed the wet spot untill we saw a garden hose coming out of the ground. Followed that to the hose bib, and found that it was on. We turned the hose bib off and then magically the meter stopped moving. Somehow the hose broke and was also buried at the same time. Nobody realized the giant wet spot was also where the hose came back out of the ground and to the bib I guess. One of the easiest funniest repairs of my life.

  • @beebee1676
    @beebee1676 Рік тому +29

    I've watched Zed too long... i could imagine him & Deev fighting over the last cheesy nacho 'chip' 😄

  • @brianwills4398
    @brianwills4398 Рік тому +36

    The HOA guy has me rolling 😂
    Don't ever move into an HOA home

  • @bobellis1022
    @bobellis1022 Рік тому +26

    This actually happened. My wife passed away 5 years ago and one day I guess I was talking to myself and said, "Man, sometimes I just get lonely." Alexa comes back and says, would you like me to introduce you to a companion bot so you don't feel so lonely? I wasn't talking to Alexa, I was just thinking out loud. I threw that heifer away!

  • @josephdurant6935
    @josephdurant6935 Рік тому +7

    The guy with the pizza is a hero! He needs a medal. He didn't even drop his food!

  • @JoeL-re1dc
    @JoeL-re1dc Рік тому +17

    Absolutely correct on the acetone..... My wife was buying the "beauty brand" at a horrible price. When she ran out I went to the basement, brought up my 1 gallon can and refilled hers. I pointed out that 100% acetone is 100 percent acetone. My gallon cost less than her 8oz bottle.

    • @raij465
      @raij465 Рік тому +1

      Wow! I didn’t realize it had other uses and would be sold in other forms. All you need is the special pump in the “beauty bottle,” and then you can refill it tons of times. I can’t believe I never even thought about doing that!

    • @JoeL-re1dc
      @JoeL-re1dc Рік тому +1

      @@raij465 My wife's bottle doesn't use a pump. She just puts it on a cotton swab to remove nail polish...

    • @sugarxsnap
      @sugarxsnap Рік тому

      It's funny, my husband recently needed acetone for one of his projects, and instead of running out to buy some I let him use my "beauty brand" stuff. Now we're here talking about acetone, husbands and wives, but in the reverse scenario.

  • @SomeCanine
    @SomeCanine Рік тому +154

    "Is that legal in your state?"
    Man I've from California. The only things legal in this hellhole are hard drugs, shoplifting, and baby deletion.

    • @michaelhillen1530
      @michaelhillen1530 Рік тому +3

      Ok I don't mind if you move here.

    • @smittysmeee
      @smittysmeee Рік тому +4

      I laughed way too hard at "baby deletion," so thanks now I'm going to hell 😂

    • @sonialinsey8083
      @sonialinsey8083 Рік тому

      I’ve lived in two different states bordering yours and I’ve always been glad not to live there. Only dumbass state with border agents. Sorry about your governor.

    • @zerotodona1495
      @zerotodona1495 Рік тому +2

      Apparently the baby deletion is worse now…. A r-pist can sue the woman/prevent her from it… which is far worse especially with the men in the women’s prisons. This state is hell.

    • @dreamweaver1603
      @dreamweaver1603 Рік тому +3

      It boggles the mind that California let itself go so bad. When I was a teenager in the ‘80s it was the dream to live there. Now people can’t seem to leave fast enough unless they’re so rich they don’t have to be affected by this stuff. The income disparity is crazy third world. I’m surprised that the mansions aren’t surrounded by walls with heavily armed patrols on them.

  • @caliberspecificreload
    @caliberspecificreload Рік тому +85

    I honestly believe she thinks that is lion meat 🤣

    • @ms.cellaneous7458
      @ms.cellaneous7458 Рік тому +5

      Me to. Even though it clearly states "Fresh Veal" on the package, but in cursive so I guess she can't read it.✌ 😂

    • @bcole4726
      @bcole4726 Рік тому

      @@ms.cellaneous7458 "kitten" that's worse.

    • @ms.cellaneous7458
      @ms.cellaneous7458 Рік тому +1

      @@bcole4726 Unless you're joking. It's calf or young cattle usually bull calves that won't be used for breeding. (Old TX rancher here.) Even if you meant young lion, it's cub. Seriously, hope you were joking.

  • @scottycook-gd2ir
    @scottycook-gd2ir Рік тому +9

    One of the most depressing things in the world is being just lost in a video and loving it and then outta left field Tyler’s says “How’d ya do?” breaks my heart.😔

    • @JUDYACST
      @JUDYACST Рік тому

      Now that you've written that, I know the levels of sadness of which you speak. I get sad, too. Worst three words EVER.

    • @scottycook-gd2ir
      @scottycook-gd2ir Рік тому

      @@JUDYACST Thank you friend. It helps to know I at least don’t suffer alone.

  • @spartan078ben
    @spartan078ben Рік тому +6

    The dog was probably thinking "holy crap this chair is chasing me!"

  • @rumblehat4357
    @rumblehat4357 Рік тому +99

    That video had EVERYTHING. Two dogs chasing a cow, a swimming pool, AND a cowboy? I love they way the guy narrated it like it was a Wrestling match. All it needed was a leap from a top turnbuckle.

    • @johng6350
      @johng6350 Рік тому +6

      TWO cowboys.

    • @PMdaddyArgent
      @PMdaddyArgent Рік тому +3

      I wanted that BBQ to burst into flames. That would have been awesome.

    • @haroldwilkes598
      @haroldwilkes598 Рік тому

      No bagpipes though...

  • @suziecreamcheese211
    @suziecreamcheese211 Рік тому +47

    The guy with the bags and the scooter just won the, “take all the groceries in, in one trip Olympics.”

    • @GB-nu6ow
      @GB-nu6ow Рік тому +1

      I think I would have given him a lift

  • @jackiekern1837
    @jackiekern1837 Рік тому +23

    Thanks for making me laugh today! The guy tripping the bad guy in the car chasd and never loosing the pizza was epic! Keep up the good work we need laughter and it seems there is alot out there to laugh at.

  • @GayleneEngen-vp2tp
    @GayleneEngen-vp2tp Рік тому +30

    Hi Tyler, boomer couple here in our 60's. We enjoy laughing, yes we lose, at your podcasts. We laugh really hard when we don't get some jokes or memes and sometimes we actually look up what you are talking about 😉 Thanks for the laughter

  • @bkatbamna
    @bkatbamna Рік тому +145

    The idea is to mess up housework so badly that you're never even asked again.

    • @dehydratedwater9806
      @dehydratedwater9806 Рік тому +18

      I tried that with cooking. It backfired because I'm a Cajun and she's from New Juursey. She can't even make a roux.

    • @Lucinda_Jackson
      @Lucinda_Jackson Рік тому +2

      That was my ex's strategy.

    • @kituwahband
      @kituwahband Рік тому +5

      ​@LockPickinPaws 😂😂

    • @rhondaparr5739
      @rhondaparr5739 Рік тому

      @@dehydratedwater9806 she's from Jersey, even there flowers smell like shit

    • @paulaharrisbaca4851
      @paulaharrisbaca4851 Рік тому +3

      That was Bill Cosby's tactic (back when he was just a funny guy and not a creep)

  • @toshawhatareyoudoing6410
    @toshawhatareyoudoing6410 Рік тому +35

    That whole cow, dog, pool thing had me on the edge of my seat. When the cowboy showed up, I was like, "Yeah!"

    • @lancerevell5979
      @lancerevell5979 Рік тому +4

      The cow going "submarine" was hilarious! 😆

  • @dragonjewel
    @dragonjewel Рік тому +2

    Life’s been stressful, people are crazy, but thank you for bringing me laughter and reminding me that not everyone’s stupid!

  • @kendallmitchell3815
    @kendallmitchell3815 Рік тому +2

    The fancy restaurant bit is spot on

  • @tsunamirojomajore1762
    @tsunamirojomajore1762 Рік тому +94

    The Acetone incident. Got me rolling. I have done the same thing to my wife. The mistake is on their end. They need to ask for nail polish remover with acetone, not acetone alone. ROFL. I told my wife about the video and she cracked up too. Brought up a conversation she had with one of her friends. She told them, "I can ask my husband for just about anything. He'll get it, but usually in great quantities."
    Man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.

    • @katieandkevinsears7724
      @katieandkevinsears7724 Рік тому +8

      My wife actually bought the can for herself.

    • @vegasrenie
      @vegasrenie Рік тому +4

      Pure acetone is necessary for some nail treatments!

    • @timhartherz5652
      @timhartherz5652 Рік тому +7

      Just get a funnel and fill it into a nail polish remover bottle of some bs cosmetic brand.
      It will work fine for a fraction of the price.
      Pink tax my a**, you want that fancy bottle, you don't get to complain about its price :-D

    • @dirkwolf9463
      @dirkwolf9463 Рік тому +8

      Not only a pink tax, I just learned my contact cleaning solution is just hydrogen peroxide in a bottle half the size at twice the price.

    • @terencejay8845
      @terencejay8845 Рік тому +3

      A perfect example of this is 'Jeanne Robertson "Don't send a man to the grocery store!" here on YT.

  • @scummymummy2548
    @scummymummy2548 Рік тому +407

    Tyler is the only source of fun news.

    • @maryjane4432
      @maryjane4432 Рік тому +15

      And deev is the news on what’s going on in the wild of Walmart

    • @IchNachtLiebe
      @IchNachtLiebe Рік тому +8

      Forget all the crazy stuff going on. Man with 30 bags on scooter is the only news that matters

    • @isaacott3230
      @isaacott3230 Рік тому +3

      Only real men of journalism, here.

    • @propaneman3204
      @propaneman3204 Рік тому +1

      That's a shame if this is your only fun news source. You need to expand your internet options and im talking beyond jewtube

    • @LoneStarMillennial
      @LoneStarMillennial Рік тому

      That's because it's often fake news. They are as ignorant as CNN, and often get things so wrong as to be misleading. Ironic, really.

  • @georgiafrancis9059
    @georgiafrancis9059 Рік тому +2

    Honey, I'm an old woman, but YOU are a breath of fresh air!!!

  • @LouisRamos19
    @LouisRamos19 Рік тому +3

    The husband that picked up the acetone was probably thinking, "Acetone, that's a weird request. Whatever, best not ask questions. I now have an excuse to go to Home Depot."

  • @saltymisfit6566
    @saltymisfit6566 Рік тому +43

    For those who don't know that pizza guy tripping the runner was the pizza guy that Tucker Carlson had on his show on his last show

  • @j-schnab6338
    @j-schnab6338 Рік тому +54

    Did dude really shave his legs to make fun of Bud Light? That's dedication.

    • @dallymoo7816
      @dallymoo7816 Рік тому +1

      @@soulextracter or he drank one before the video and then it got him

  • @adamperrin9899
    @adamperrin9899 Рік тому +1

    I am a technician and i work on electric forklifts and other heavy equipment. Got called out for an electric pallet jack that wouldn't move. Customer said it needed A, B and C. Ok cool, i replaced what they wanted still no results, cause the customer always knows more. This is sometimes true but not always. They complained I didn't know what I was doing, I stopped him mid sentence and asked if he had shop air. He reluctantly answered yes. I hooked my air chuck in and blew the motor windings off and low and behold the unit fired right up and worked fine. He neglected to inform me that they had left this unit in the powder coating room so it coated the copper motor windings which acted as an insulation/load in the motor not allowing it to produce enough voltage to properly operate the vehicle. TLDR: I fixed a 30k$ electric forklift in 5 minutes with air.

  • @captaincouldverc
    @captaincouldverc Рік тому +3

    Mechanic Story here;
    My second job in a shop, my interview was to clear a code that the lead-tech couldn't figure. This should've been my sign to find another shop, but I legit thought they were joking around and I was guaranteed getting the job.
    I followed the repair and clearing procedures to the "T" like i was trained to do, and the light cleared just fine for me. Turned in the completed work order and everybody was speeches that I resolved the issue with in an hour.
    They asked me over and over what I did. Confused, I told them I followed the book.
    Come to find out, the lead-tech didn't realize that this particular vehicle had a very specific warm up time and speed sensitivity parameters to abide by to properly clear the code after the repair was completed. Which he failed to do.
    I should've know right then I needed to hand out more resumes. The shop was shut down with in 2 years of my employment. Bad ownership and management.

  • @HypnoticChronic1
    @HypnoticChronic1 Рік тому +160

    I'm starting to think Tyler needs a "Real or Satire" series, could make it a game series for the members to vote on to see who was right, then release the video for the rest of us along with the voting stats. I wanna say junk car guy is one of my new heroes just below Killdozer guy.

    • @sonialinsey8083
      @sonialinsey8083 Рік тому +14

      I literally can’t tell with the lion meat lady…on one hand that’s a funny joke, on the other hand I personally know people that stupid.

    • @antonbruce1241
      @antonbruce1241 Рік тому

      @@sonialinsey8083 I think we ALL know people that stupid. And want to know what is REALLY scary? These people vote - and breed.

    • @CONEHEADDK
      @CONEHEADDK Рік тому +4

      The junk cars were nicer, than any car I've ever owned..

    • @HypnoticChronic1
      @HypnoticChronic1 Рік тому

      @@sonialinsey8083 Yea same and arguably I know people who are worse than that to, its getting really difficult these days to tell anymore.

    • @HypnoticChronic1
      @HypnoticChronic1 Рік тому +2

      @@CONEHEADDK Back in my poorer days (still poor now just not as poor) I would have wholeheartedly agreed with you.

  • @jeremyofthejungle
    @jeremyofthejungle Рік тому +44

    I'm happy to say that after almost 43 years, I have no idea who ms Rachel is. And neither do my kids lol

  • @lulucamarillo7448
    @lulucamarillo7448 Рік тому +1

    24:26 The guy yelling "NO!" is what got me.

  • @lonnarheaj
    @lonnarheaj Рік тому +3

    I love the turkey video! We have 50 acres of rolling woodland, and every year, typically the day after deer season ends, a big handsome monster of a 10 point buck saunters through our backyard. I call him "Bambi's Dad." If you listen carefully, the big beastie buck is muttering "nanny nanny boo boo, look who missed me this year, too."

  • @PhantomRed13
    @PhantomRed13 Рік тому +15

    Dude who tripped the criminal while holding a pizza is a total Chad 🤣😂🤣

  • @katisugarbaker7349
    @katisugarbaker7349 Рік тому +38

    You ain’t seen nuthin’ until you’ve been to central Africa and seen them transport enough supplies to build a whole house on a bicycle. A vintage 1950s bicycle. For MILES. Many miles.

    • @sirenknight8007
      @sirenknight8007 Рік тому +1

      I just can’t believe he trusted the Walmart bags to do it. I’d have used my own.

    • @lancerevell5979
      @lancerevell5979 Рік тому +2

      Around 2005 through 2008, my 650cc dual-sport motorcycle was my only transportation. I loved going grocery shopping, the clerk looks at my bike helmet then at my full cart of groceries. Bagger girl wants to push my cart out for me. She wants to see how this old guy is gonna carry all that stuff. So I proceed to fill my side bags, then the collapsible gear bag on my DIY cargo rack. The only thing visible was the 12-pack of Cokes strapped under the gear bag. Her eyes were wide. I think she expected a huge Harley bike, not a mid-size glorified dirtbike! 😆

    • @gotdangedcommiesitellyahwa6298
      @gotdangedcommiesitellyahwa6298 Рік тому

      This is no joke. I think the most impressive one we saw was a guy on a bicycle, balancing about 20 stackable plastic chairs on the back. It was at least 30 miles to the next town, and their roads weren't exactly in good shape.

  • @CasualGamerGirl77
    @CasualGamerGirl77 Рік тому +2

    FYI: The guy strapping bags to himself is NOT saving on delivery. He IS the delivery. He's saving gas so his overhead is lower. Small business owner. Give him the props he actually deserves!

  • @jeremyromand
    @jeremyromand Рік тому +2

    Watching Zed in the Minnesota Airport heading back to Winnipeg. Good day travelling

  • @Ryo7_7
    @Ryo7_7 Рік тому +197

    That guy eating a burger next to those woketesters is awesome.

    • @mohmoony3918
      @mohmoony3918 Рік тому +12

      You could feel their anger. I loved it.

    • @wdtaut5650
      @wdtaut5650 Рік тому +10

      I hope it was a Chick-fil-A.

    • @lancerevell5979
      @lancerevell5979 Рік тому +4

      Veggie burgers are "lieing meat". 😆

    • @rachdarastrix5251
      @rachdarastrix5251 Рік тому +1

      Why did I at first read that as
      "That guy getting eaten by a burger."
      What do I think this is a 1980s Saturday cartoon?

    • @Daviticus042
      @Daviticus042 Рік тому

      "Woketesters"?

  • @Arthas30000
    @Arthas30000 Рік тому +27

    My mom is like that woman in the meme. "Help me clean. YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!!!!" XD

  • @davidstaniford3571
    @davidstaniford3571 Рік тому +5

    Seriously I'm English and I love Zed, thank you Lord for the gift of laughter 😃 😅😂❤😊 wow!!! What a guy hahaha

    • @kimvibk9242
      @kimvibk9242 Рік тому

      I am Danish, and I agree. Tyler is a world-wide phenomenom!

  • @winterbells1
    @winterbells1 Рік тому +2

    Rule number one of moving into a neighborhood with an hoa: Don't move into a neighborhood with an hoa.

  • @Pegfoxx
    @Pegfoxx Рік тому +52

    Me and my husband had an Alexia thing. At 3:00am I went to the toilet and I herd a weird noise. I thought I was hearing things. When I was going back to bed I herd some weird loud maniacal laughter, and I thought some psychopath had broken into the house. It was so loud that my husband woke up and checked the house, only to find Alexia making strange laughing noises in the middle of the night. So he smashed the damn thing up with a baseball bat lol. Man those things are creepy as hell!

    • @stopgotdamndeletingmycomme8642
      @stopgotdamndeletingmycomme8642 Рік тому +9

      Wtf???ur hubby did the right thing.thats weird af

    • @stopgotdamndeletingmycomme8642
      @stopgotdamndeletingmycomme8642 Рік тому +6

      I just typed alexa laugh n before i could finish it came up with ing in the middle of the night.theres loads of vids on here about alexa doing weird sheet

    • @gotdangedcommiesitellyahwa6298
      @gotdangedcommiesitellyahwa6298 Рік тому +9

      They're easily hacked, also record you 24/7 and have been known to forward those conversations to others.

    • @Pegfoxx
      @Pegfoxx Рік тому +2

      @@stopgotdamndeletingmycomme8642 I can imagine that machine is f ing possessed or something lol,

    • @stopgotdamndeletingmycomme8642
      @stopgotdamndeletingmycomme8642 Рік тому +2

      @@gotdangedcommiesitellyahwa6298 facts

  • @jagd1
    @jagd1 Рік тому +23

    As you could see from the video with the old man strapped to the little trailer, the one pulling was also an old man and was probably not capable pushing him around. Makes perfect sense, no one likes to be grounded no matter how old or disabled, if still able with alternative means😂
    Blessings to them both...

  • @lindaseel9986
    @lindaseel9986 Рік тому +1

    " My sister's havin' a baby! It gonna be a dad! " 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Blackinterceptor999
    @Blackinterceptor999 Рік тому

    That man doin it all in one trip almost made me cry.

  • @CerealKiller.
    @CerealKiller. Рік тому +35

    "Who was the first American president?"
    "Getty Images"
    I don't know why this gets me everytime hahaha

    • @laurabeane8862
      @laurabeane8862 Рік тому

      Wasn't "Getty Images" vilified on Social Media by liberals for being a MAGA follower😄

    • @CerealKiller.
      @CerealKiller. Рік тому

      @@laurabeane8862 First time I am reading this. That's totally possible haha
      Thing is why it's funny I am using Abe' Lincoln taking a selfie on BookFace for years haha

  • @katiesmith5149
    @katiesmith5149 Рік тому +55

    I asked my husband for a kitchen blow torch and he brought me a whole blow torch from Home Depot. It was so much more awesome than the dinky kitchen torch from Williams Sonoma

    • @colormedubious4747
      @colormedubious4747 Рік тому +14

      More power! Grunt, grunt, grunt. 🤣

    • @geraldfrost4710
      @geraldfrost4710 Рік тому +10

      @@colormedubious4747 Home improvement!
      "Spoons kept jamming the garbage disposal, so I put a bigger motor on it!"

    • @Tomeccho
      @Tomeccho Рік тому +3

      @geraldfrost4710 Amateur hour there. Better solution is to use an old stick shift gearbox. When the spoons gets stuck, just chuck it into a higher gear and if that doesn't work, use reverse.

    • @colormedubious4747
      @colormedubious4747 Рік тому +4

      @@geraldfrost4710 And now that thing will grind a tree limb into sawdust.

    • @gotdangedcommiesitellyahwa6298
      @gotdangedcommiesitellyahwa6298 Рік тому

      You can sear a damn good steak with that puppy.

  • @sugarxsnap
    @sugarxsnap Рік тому +1

    That actually kinda was the wildest one minute I'd ever seen! I was so focused on the cow in the pool -- didnt realize they could swim, and was eagerly watching to see how he'd get out.
    The whole thing was like Yellowstone meets Florida.

  • @michaeljohn9263
    @michaeljohn9263 Рік тому +30

    Good morning Tyler and the Salty Army out there! Cheers from Canada!

    • @kingkrabz8805
      @kingkrabz8805 Рік тому +5

      The salt must flow

    • @michaeljohn9263
      @michaeljohn9263 Рік тому +5

      @@weekendmom
      All of us Salties are Reeeelated!

    • @QueenKurt
      @QueenKurt Рік тому +1

      Are you boycotting Bud Light

    • @michaeljohn9263
      @michaeljohn9263 Рік тому

      @@QueenKurt
      I haven't drank any Bud products since the mid 2000s. I've been drinking Kronenbourg 1664 (dark blue can) since 2008. It all started after I was in Paris on vacation and was drinking whatever was on tap...and that is their beer.

    • @gotdangedcommiesitellyahwa6298
      @gotdangedcommiesitellyahwa6298 Рік тому

      @@QueenKurt The great thing about not drinking pisswater is, you don't have to boycott it.

  • @BLUELEADER78
    @BLUELEADER78 Рік тому +15

    Ah, "lion" meat. I, too, made that mistake when I was four years old.

  • @joerob3081
    @joerob3081 Рік тому +1

    That 3.8 v6 in that buick is a beast

  • @donnajk4423
    @donnajk4423 Рік тому

    I love the way this guy talks. Slow natural and not hyper fast like some channels. Sometimes i come here to relax when watching. Thankyou 😊

  • @TnT_F0X
    @TnT_F0X Рік тому +37

    It's not just Lion meat... It's Lion Veal!!!!
    That's NALA AND SIMBA!!!!

  • @FJB-1776
    @FJB-1776 Рік тому +62

    Tyler is who I go to for the comedic relief I need to not lose my effing mind 😳

    • @PMdaddyArgent
      @PMdaddyArgent Рік тому +4

      I wouldn't take that lion down.

    • @sonialinsey8083
      @sonialinsey8083 Рік тому

      Some of the other channels that only focus on chaos and cringe are unwatchable, but not because of the host. SC Reviews comes to mind. He’s funny but the people he puts on there make me too angry to laugh.

    • @gotdangedcommiesitellyahwa6298
      @gotdangedcommiesitellyahwa6298 Рік тому

      @@sonialinsey8083 I feel the same way about cetain channels as well. The hosts are good, but the topic material is not. For example, when they constantly talk about whatever dumb thing those genuises on the View say, or some celebrities baby-momma drama or latest gossip.
      If I wanted that crap, I'd move back in with my mother and we'd watch the reality TV together...way too many grifters out there, but obviously a lot of people love it.

  • @jasoncrowther4251
    @jasoncrowther4251 Рік тому +1

    The one were he trips the suspect fleeing was awesome!

  • @blcarcher6964
    @blcarcher6964 Рік тому +1

    I love the conflitory he made it a lot more exciting than what it was.😮😂😂😂😂😂

  • @imonthewinningside8281
    @imonthewinningside8281 Рік тому +27

    After Tuesday's harsh episode, this is just lovely. I laughed and smiled all the way through 🤣

  • @justforever96
    @justforever96 Рік тому +35

    That kind of reminds me of a story in one of my favorite books, a guy wrote his memoirs about growing up in Vermont in the 1930s. He talks about the out of state hunters who would show up in fancy cars and with all kinds of gear and plaid jackets , while the local farmers would take a couple hours off and hit the woods in their barn clothes in deer season (of course it was relatively rare to even find a buck back then, the deer population had dropped massively from unrestricted hunting and the clearing of farm land, where now the things infest the state). Some flatlander hunters parked near the one room school he attended (where of course the boys would bring their own rifles to school to hunt for small game at lunchtime and on the way home) and proceeded to ask the boys where the deer were at. The boys told them to try a certain local maple woods. The sportsmen scoffed and said "that's what you get for asking some ignorant hick kids" and headed off in the opposite direction, to a woods where not a deer track had been seen for twenty years. While they were gone, one of the boys ran home at lunch and grabbed a souvenir deer leg he had, and they went to the hunters car and carefully put realistic deer tracks in the fresh snow all around his car so when he came back with nothing hours later he found a good sized buck had been cavorting all around his car while he was sitting freezing in the woods.
    Great book, it's called "Fetched Up Yankee" by Lewis Hill.

  • @frankmueller2781
    @frankmueller2781 Рік тому +1

    That opening clip was more of a "You Cringe, You Lose."

  • @julesevs
    @julesevs Рік тому +1

    Brit here...seeing cowboys ride into a back garden to lasoo a cow in a pool is the most American thing ever! Love the channel 🙌

  • @the808fiendz
    @the808fiendz Рік тому +30

    from 10:56, the dad saying this is yum then slamming his hand onto the sandwich before nukalaunching it into the stratosphere had me in tears as its not an exaggeration at all.. If you really dont wanna deal with the weirdest shit ever dont have kids

    • @michellesloan3715
      @michellesloan3715 Рік тому +1

      Nukalaunching! Love it. I’m going to use that verb. 😂

    • @dobees8183
      @dobees8183 Рік тому

      Yeah, my kid nukalaunched barf into my face.

  • @ryankelly9032
    @ryankelly9032 Рік тому +19

    I sometimes have to remind my wife that I kept myself alive before we got married.

  • @aethermech4585
    @aethermech4585 Рік тому

    as a mechanic, my favorite dumb fix is, "hey my lights don't work." look in through the window, "hit the switch".

  • @Kpipp1976
    @Kpipp1976 Рік тому +1

    As a tow truck driver I have told probably 10 vehicles that the only reason they could not start their car is because it wasn't in park and they couldn't get the key out of the Ignition

  • @DaveFromColorado
    @DaveFromColorado Рік тому +22

    As an auto mechanic I have seen that invisible gas pedal mod before... I always ended up fixing it for minimum 0.1 shop labor rate.

    • @kokobeatz7222
      @kokobeatz7222 Рік тому +1

      Remember the Toyota pedal recall and it was all cuz dummies stacking like 3 floor mats and it would slid over the pedal.

    • @DaveFromColorado
      @DaveFromColorado Рік тому

      @@kokobeatz7222 the gas pedals actually did rust out as well, it was one of the early attempts at drive-by-wire and that was mostly caused by people not kicking the snow off of their boots before they put their feet on the pedals. You get the cold snow down there, mixed with salt on the roads and blow-dry and with the heater being on high and hot and you've got the perfect mixture for making breast on the pedals. And that happened way more than you'd expect. I had a Ford Mustang in the brake pedal broke in half because the arm on the pedal rusted all the way through. Same thing happened with CV axle shaft on my Saturn. I have that video on my channel.

    • @kokobeatz7222
      @kokobeatz7222 Рік тому

      @@DaveFromColorado I’m in Nebraska we have a ton of rust buckets. I never witnessed the pedals rusting out. The recall wasn’t even for replacing the pedals. It may be different in Colorado. . All we did was cut the bottom 3rd off the accelerator pedal cleaned it up and installed it back into the car. Essentially just made the gas pedals shorter so if people did stack floor mats it wouldn’t get caught.

  • @lilmandee2709
    @lilmandee2709 Рік тому +17

    You should have a "Real or Satire" segment 😊

  • @vampireslayer3821
    @vampireslayer3821 Рік тому

    Ok the dude yelling at everyone on the boat was amazing.

  • @kj7792
    @kj7792 Рік тому +1

    That pizza man deserved a big ass tip💪😎

  • @That1776Show
    @That1776Show Рік тому +78

    Everyone make sure you take the punishment seriously. Cuz we all know Tyler does.................

    • @TruthBTold-bh9gt
      @TruthBTold-bh9gt Рік тому +3

      Has he done the aoc hoodie?!

    • @That1776Show
      @That1776Show Рік тому +2

      He should wear it then burn it. Everyone wins

    • @Ryan_Harkin
      @Ryan_Harkin Рік тому

      Is his what it's like to take everything literally?

    • @gotdangedcommiesitellyahwa6298
      @gotdangedcommiesitellyahwa6298 Рік тому

      @Brian Leves He's never going to live that one down. Never forget! It's almost insulting that he thought we would fall for that fake garbage.

    • @TruthBTold-bh9gt
      @TruthBTold-bh9gt Рік тому

      @@Ryan_Harkin haha you tell me.

  • @ManeIndian
    @ManeIndian Рік тому +27

    10:57 I haven't laughed this hard in a while. My kids do this to me, especially the applesauce packets.

    • @janeenschultz8502
      @janeenschultz8502 Рік тому

      I learned reeeeeally quickly to give them the packets with the tops already off and in the bin. Lol

  • @Ron_EZ
    @Ron_EZ Рік тому +1

    Tyler, you just didn't realize, that's the new "Samsung Fold TV" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @strfltcmnd.9925
    @strfltcmnd.9925 Рік тому

    I did HVAC for 40 yrs. In 1995 I received a panic service request on a Saturday morning about a deli refrigerator on the counter was not cooling properly. When I arrived I saw that the interior light was out. I plugged the unit's power cord back into the wall receptacle and everything was fine.

  • @crackerjack9320
    @crackerjack9320 Рік тому +10

    Tucker had that pizza guy on his show. Tucker's final minutes at Fox was eating pizza with him. And it was hilarious.

  • @samspurgeon4222
    @samspurgeon4222 Рік тому +13

    My best friend went turkey hunting with his father in law and brother in law once....spent all day, didn't see one turkey....on the drive home, father in law pulls over because theres about 20 of them down the road...him and the son in law are sitting there admiring them and fussing about not seeing any all day when they hear the back window roll down. That was the last thing they heard for several hours after my buddy let loose with his 12 guage from the back seat and got the big turkey closest to the road😂😂😂

    • @justforever96
      @justforever96 Рік тому +4

      That is absolutely not legal of course.

    • @colormedubious4747
      @colormedubious4747 Рік тому +1

      @@justforever96 And?

    • @lancerevell5979
      @lancerevell5979 Рік тому +2

      I was once deer hunting on our hunting lease. Four of us sharing a sublease from the old gentleman who leased from the paper company. One of his few rules was "Don't shoot the turkeys!" They were reserved for his sons. So I am up in my box blind, and down the dirtroad comes strutting a gang of six young Toms. It was tempting.... but I just sat there watching them til they moved on. Got my deer a half hour later. 👍

    • @samspurgeon4222
      @samspurgeon4222 Рік тому +1

      @@justforever96 absolutely....my buddy came from a long line of "rule benders" lol. Love the guy but there were several times I thought we were gonna end up with at least community service, thankfully I'm old enough to laugh about such times and how foolish we all were😊

  • @anthonyhiscox
    @anthonyhiscox Рік тому +1

    Lmao ive got a 1yr old and that "Eating with my 1.5 year old" video is on point.

  • @monicamonroe7679
    @monicamonroe7679 Рік тому

    Out of gas. Was even towed here! Lol

  • @RannyDichards2
    @RannyDichards2 Рік тому +14

    God Bless Zed.

  • @Not_a_witch
    @Not_a_witch Рік тому

    The HOAs in Vegas are absolutely insane! I salute you sir 🫡

  • @ElementsUnknown
    @ElementsUnknown Рік тому

    Tyler: “those are like little bullets!”
    Me: the silver bullet

  • @royoquendo8270
    @royoquendo8270 Рік тому +7

    Love Thursdays cause of these episodes wooooo

  • @justinknott4177
    @justinknott4177 Рік тому +2

    Damnit Zed you beat me to the punch with the stimulus checks

  • @sodak8511
    @sodak8511 Рік тому +8

    Definitely had moments where I've been thinking something and the next ad was similar to what i was thinking. Crazy Alexa moment was when my wife and i were at a friends house playing cards. We were trying to figure out the name and lyrics to a song and their Alexa turns on and tells us the name and artist of the song we were talking about. We never said the name Alexa once.

  • @sarahmostacci1154
    @sarahmostacci1154 Рік тому +8

    I loved this episode. Fantastic Zed 😂

  • @bnrolled421
    @bnrolled421 Рік тому

    Bro was chucking Silver Bullets

  • @solidus3168
    @solidus3168 Рік тому

    My guy is goin KILLDOZER on that HOA.

  • @tracicordova9979
    @tracicordova9979 Рік тому +17

    Love you Tyler! You never disappoint!!

    • @ax3226
      @ax3226 Рік тому

      Love is a quite a important emotion to give it to someone on you tube

    • @tracicordova9979
      @tracicordova9979 Рік тому

      @@ax3226 I love all living things! Even you!!

  • @MrClobbertime
    @MrClobbertime Рік тому +9

    I wonder how many of those plastic bags burst open before he got home.

  • @Steven-mk4gg
    @Steven-mk4gg Рік тому

    That man trolling the HOA is a fluggin LEGEND!!!

  • @tweitner
    @tweitner Рік тому

    Bag guy on the scooter is my hero! "There goes my hero...."

  • @dmac6971
    @dmac6971 Рік тому +10

    Good morning!

  • @frogsoda
    @frogsoda Рік тому +39

    I like how the guy acted out how his kid eats instead of videoing the kid and putting that on the internet. And he ended up with a unique and funnier video for it.
    And to the guy who bought a can of acetone from home depot. You did the right thing in buying it. But you should have just put it in the garage and refilled her empty Nail polish remover bottles with it. You save money, she's happy and no drama!

    • @CONEHEADDK
      @CONEHEADDK Рік тому +6

      A few drops of some of her skin oil, to reduce drying out, and a drop of perfume - she'd looove him for it, and he could buy beer for the 1000 dollars saved.

  • @ladylestranj
    @ladylestranj Рік тому +1

    First time I saw the scooter guy video I thought of Tyler, his reaction did not disappoint.....

  • @rugboy
    @rugboy Рік тому +1

    The store with the sticky dinosaurs is a Big W by the looks of things.

  • @pyramus7958
    @pyramus7958 Рік тому +10

    That guy complaining about not being able to give up bacon egg and cheeses. Doesn't actually realize that if you want to thin out and get cut you eat more of the bacon and eggs and a lot less of sweets. In fact it is more beneficial to cut out added sugar as much as humanly possible.

    • @michaelbelmonte3717
      @michaelbelmonte3717 Рік тому +2

      Most don't realize this. We have been lied to extensively about nutrition for decades.

    • @unboostedpueeblood
      @unboostedpueeblood Рік тому +2

      Cancer feeds on sugars.

    • @gotdangedcommiesitellyahwa6298
      @gotdangedcommiesitellyahwa6298 Рік тому

      @@unboostedpueeblood Indeed, and much of the store bought food/drinks are loaded with it. Makes food addictive, and the pharamcueticals/doctors/hospitals rich.

  • @CriticalThinker78
    @CriticalThinker78 Рік тому +9

    The video of the wife asking for help and then doing it herself that's my wife in a nutshell 😂

  • @maybetomorrow4755
    @maybetomorrow4755 Рік тому

    I feel attacked. I say "you never do that for me" all the time 😂😂😂