@@amirbanks8633 im a 2018 subscriber, sleep for the sleepless... i appreciate every facet of rift, because he is so relatable and unique at the same time
I’m pretty stoned so I may have counted wrong, but there are 137 "the"s in this video: 1 in the title card 1 written on the whiteboard 1 spoken aloud 1 spelled out loud 133 more spoken after spelling
Paul, you keep that up, you might branch into the EDM scene. All you need is what you're already doing. Minimalistic vocals, a steady progressive musical/instrumental track with breakdowns, good mixing and repetition. Let your imagination run wild! 🤘the🤘
I subscribed for the Asmr when I was new, but I absolutely love these videos! The humor is amazing, just like the one from several years back I think titled “why is my fork a spoon”. It’s one of my favorites
Honestly with Er right now I have no idea what to expect. That's part of the fun This-borderline asmr. But yet if you JUST give it a chance, it's like tech asmr. Surprisingly chill for literally 1 word too 😅
I feel like, after years of sifting through accounts, and repeatedly revisiting your channel, that this has to be the most obscure fucking thing I've seen from you. Thanks for the
Strangest thing about this video is that we've seen ER sit for hours silently in some kf his videos yet for this one he just replayed "The" over and over. Don't believe me? Go watch the 9 hour long videos and you'll see that they're not edited (Music slaps tho especially with that deep the at 13:30)
I see that the Multiverse's axial alignment is a bit irregular today, somewhat inconvenient, but certainly excusable. I also CACKLED at that *SCHMACKkkkkkkk... **_THE._*
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Spongebob when he writes his essay for boating school:
WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL TODAY IS
No.
@@Comin201yes
I swear to god I need to be faster.. this could have been my several hundred likes.
i..... wish i knew the reference. so this is what shame feels like.
The skinwalker inhabiting Rift's body slowly learning how to read:
@@kasuki800 the
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uh oh
ER came out of his creative block
16 min of “the”
And put me into creative block in the process
This is Rift messing around with his editing software and I fully enjoy it. Good music too
@@WevvMang the
@@amirbanks8633 indeed
@@amirbanks8633 the
Of all the videos I've watched today, this is The.
this is the only the video I’ve ever seen, where can I find more?
@@annoyingkid48in your moms bottom drawer
for some reason the sound of him hitting the board and spelling out the THE word gave me mad ASMR. new trigger unlocked lol
SAME
literally, the sound combined with the unexpectedness: so good
whod've thunk it
@@EphemeralRift who would’ve the-unk it?
@@EphemeralRift thunk
/shivers/
The music kinda goes hard with "the" beat
@@etherealhawk the
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When he said "The" i felt that😢❤❤❤
@@ItsTheTruDespicableAbomination the
Take a shot everytime he says "the"
Followers all dying off in waves across the world 😂
I believe we call that alcohol poisoning
@@xorel0001 the
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maybe OP meant a gun
“The” wow man, to think Rift had such a way with words. Pure poetry
is this early 2010s ephemeral rift making a comeback
17 min of him saying “the” with various trap beats? I’d say yes tbh.
@@amirbanks8633 im a 2018 subscriber, sleep for the sleepless... i appreciate every facet of rift, because he is so relatable and unique at the same time
sry i meant to reply to comment, not the answer @amir xd
@@thehightide2559 all good man! I’ve been watching him since like 2013/2014 or so pretty wild he’s still doing ASMR.. ‘
I'm too high for this shit
Nah I think this is perfect for you
Was just thinking that 😂
These new titles make me so curious to find out what the video is about 😂 can’t wait to watch the
This is such a jam i put it on not expecting any music, and then got confused 15 minutes later when my spotify turned off
8:19 the way he said the here was just phenomenal, sent chills down my spine ❤️
😂 wtf made my cheeks clench
😭
THE 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥
Feeding your snail is something you should not do at a stoplight.
Noted. Thanks for the tip.
1:58 me when the za hits
When the Ket K hole starts hitting
Me when the hits
Me when the
Me when
Me
Uncle E, I truly admire your cinematographic work. I'll be using the as an inspiration for my final thesis.
I am the globglogabgalab. I love books, and this basement is a true treasure trove.
the editing was so perfect for this one
funny thing is i wasn't planning on the music or the editing, just the video no effects. but then the happened.
I don't think this is what Abraham Lincoln thought the future of the United States would look like
But he'd be proud
I feel like this channel is just one big arg
if it is, it's not intentional
I now understand everything about The universe
I have got to say Rift, you never fail to keep it fresh
Him struggling to get the whiteboard in the room at the beginning is such a vibe.
lofi the beats at 2am be hitting different
I’m pretty stoned so I may have counted wrong, but there are 137 "the"s in this video:
1 in the title card
1 written on the whiteboard
1 spoken aloud
1 spelled out loud
133 more spoken after spelling
That's it! The lack of beard has finally reached its apex. ER is now an avant-garde artist. RIP ASMR.
I don't think he's gonna stop doing ASMR, it's just gonna be more experimental now, like his really early stuff
Trying to predict Paul lol, c'mon now :P
The entity entered The music realm
How is this sooo good.. the vibe is so nice, can’t quite explain why
Oh, ASMATTR (Mattastic ASMR) did a "the" video too!
Absolute banger! When will be the release of your first album?
Just remember the SpongeBob episode when SpongeBob tries to write an essay but ends up writing only a fancy The
what in the indie art project
this new arc is insane to be apart of
I love these newer videos.
Artistic, weird yet relaxing.
1:50 Rift looking respectful and upright and whatnot really threw me off.
And then major chills at the way reality bent around us
it's such a weird and unique word, but we use it in everyday sentences. T H E looks weird when combined into one word. The.
I am not sure how to feel about this ER arc...
I love this channel so much. Crazy asmr/videos like this are amazing.
Probably one of the best videos to ever be recorded! Oscar-worthy! Hail Rift!
Can't wait for the sequel, This. & Part III That.
after watching this i think he's trying to tell us "the"
The
when the rap instrumentals started playing 😭😂
Paul, you keep that up, you might branch into the EDM scene. All you need is what you're already doing. Minimalistic vocals, a steady progressive musical/instrumental track with breakdowns, good mixing and repetition. Let your imagination run wild! 🤘the🤘
This feels like it could be a cutscene in Control
Can you make a youtube video, talking about your creative block, but it's a physical object.
You good ER?
This is truly one of the
Always nervous to click on a new ER video but equally excited and intruiged...
This…is…. A masterpiece I’m in tears this is so good
i really liked the distorted reality when you hit "the", "t" and "h" !
Yes can't wait
The
The
The
The
I subscribed for the Asmr when I was new, but I absolutely love these videos! The humor is amazing, just like the one from several years back I think titled “why is my fork a spoon”. It’s one of my favorites
Honestly with Er right now I have no idea what to expect. That's part of the fun
This-borderline asmr. But yet if you JUST give it a chance, it's like tech asmr. Surprisingly chill for literally 1 word too 😅
I feel like, after years of sifting through accounts, and repeatedly revisiting your channel, that this has to be the most obscure fucking thing I've seen from you. Thanks for the
These are the weirdest videos ive seen in decades and i love them so much
Such inspiring words
Back to the classic experimental stuff he started with back in the day
This is being presesnted in the kindergarten class im teaching. This should help them immensely, thank you so much.
"Don't go in there young man. Your father is saying the." "The what ma?" "The."
16 straight minutes of: "The"
*16 minutes later*
ER: Aight I hope I made my point clear, I'mma head out.
Man this is chill and creative and all.. But if I'm TRULY HONEST I miss me some straight up asmER ....😕😢
Anomaly 5482B is learning to speak, begin containment procedures ASAP
third time's the charm
this was THE best 16 minutes and 39 seconds in my life. time well spent.
6:36 My russian friend every time I ask him if he wants to drink some vodka
I'm curious what music he used here, it's kind of sick
That word ain’t real anymore
I’m reminded of king Lois’ finance minister. The something
I’m going to tell my kids/grandkids this was the
"the" more you know.
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Lol! I love this channel so much. An Avant-Garde universe to explore.
ER’s mind should be studied for future generations’ research 🤣
ER after the stroke.
the mix of comedy and asmr is priceless
Cant wait for the ten part series netflix is gonna drop on u in ten years
Classic ER video
I feel like I am back at university
I feel like my reality is shifting
Great IDEA EP SMARTYMAN
Strangest thing about this video is that we've seen ER sit for hours silently in some kf his videos yet for this one he just replayed "The" over and over. Don't believe me? Go watch the 9 hour long videos and you'll see that they're not edited
(Music slaps tho especially with that deep the at 13:30)
you had me at the.
I'm so amazed by this video. In fact, this is the.
This man speaks THE truth
What y'all know about the?
Okay, can we agree that “the” just appeared via word spam
Like that music 🎶
I learned something new today. Ephemeral Rift is a southpaw.
This is definitely the video of all time.
The
So like, what the
can't wait for the the
Idk what’s happening but I love these vids sm
Sensational
I see that the Multiverse's axial alignment is a bit irregular today, somewhat inconvenient, but certainly excusable.
I also CACKLED at that *SCHMACKkkkkkkk... **_THE._*
Only about 200 vews. Comon ppl we need more vews on this I need more of the 😂