New Subscriber Admission Exam ASMR
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- Опубліковано 27 чер 2024
- The official test that will determine whether or not you are eligible to subscribe, or remain subscribed, to this channel.
00:00:00 Welcome!
00:06:26 Test Requirement
00:08:19 New Subscriber Gift
00:18:23 New Subscriber Questionnaire
00:32:10 Sketching Your Image
00:36:48 Taking Your Measurements
00:47:13 DNA Extraction
00:50:18 ASMR Trigger Test 1
00:54:07 Examining Your Brain
00:59:24 ASMR Trigger Test 2
01:02:06 Concluding the Test
01:03:32 Sending You Off
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Listen to select audio works outside of UA-cam:
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iTunes ► / ephemeral-rift
Patreon ► / ephemeralrift - Комедії
Rift: “it seems you’re in a bit of a…”
Me: “Pickle, Pickle, Pickle, Pickle.”
Rift:”predicament”
Me: “DAMMIT”
He’s pickle riiiift! Wubalubadubdub!
lol same
@@LuckyArceus lets hope he doesnt get charged with domestic abuse
@@1ogowhat!
@@YouShallNotPassHahajustin roiland
We literally held this guy at gunpoint a few weeks ago and he’s still giving us top tier asmr. He’s so cool.
😂
Why were we soo mad at him? We even held a green gun, the most dangerous weapon
few weeks != multiple months
@@Sasqethe concept of time in the ER universe is incomprehensible. During his multiple choice questionnaire, he asked us about videos that don't exist yet 🤔
Putting this into the pile of "Things that should be alarm, but makes sense for Uncle E's comment section"
Being confused and relaxed simultaneously is an odd feeling the mind and body cannot explain.
Too calm to comprehend the horrors, come back another time Cthulu
rift and marno are the only asmrtisrs that can pull it off
You must be new here
This guy could make a video of him just saying "button" for an hour and I'd listen to it every night
You cant tell me that E didnt immediately write that idea on a sticky note after liking this comment.
I really hope he did, it would really make my second coming a lot more rewarding
Don't give him any ideas😭
Real
@@punyr5338 why not
Welcome new subscribers. I hope you’re ready for some of the most mind blogging yet relaxing videos of all time
I hope this comment get alot likes!
@@DanielBielecki2013commenting here so it does 😁
Mind blogging
Mental status update
Brain tweeting
Head forum
*mind boggling
absolutely agree! never try to make sense of a nonsensical multiverse, and all that, but the way Uncle E has gotten me to sleep for the past ~8 years is impressive
Well, Seymour, I made it despite your directions.
Kind of unbelievable how every single one of us got the same magic button.
You’d think at least one of us would’ve hit it off with Cynthia, Clyde, or Margaret.
I am willing to share, but i need it back by next wednesday!
@@MightyGachiman Deal!!
Mum says it's my turn with the button
Your hair is so mystical dude, you look like a wise wizard
ER the white ❤️
Er the white?
@@06sub27 Lord of the rings reference, from the wizards the white one is the most powerful.
@@ralphisxamida8533and brown is the weakest 💀
If you are new around here don't get too attached. .
Yknow uncle rift I had a sudden realization recently. I have been falling asleep to your videos since i was 14 and im 21 now. Youve been here helping me sleep during the worst and best parts of my life. You have, to put it simply, been the one person I could always count on. So thank you, thank you for sharing your amazing ideas and and art for the all of us to enjoy. Youre amazing!
Amen
crazy, me as well. he truly has been a blessing to us growing up
Tnhj 32:31 to uuht 32:36 my o😊yit tot m uyht hyty my yy h 😮 uh hmy huh my😅 hey 33:19 u😅 33:22 in h u uh y hi hl😢 33:55 hhuit😅😅u 34:15 y h h by
Same here! From 21 to now 28. Been a great ASMR ride
I love these intros where he's gonna say "good now", but stops and switches side. I don't know why but it's just so tingly xd
Edging our tingles
@@gee_dubya exactly!😂
it’s not even tingly for me it just gives me anxiety until he says it
@@squirraffe3252 haha ye😂
@@squirraffe3252 Yeah, unfortunately, me as well, I can't watch these videos when I'm trying to sleep, whenever he does that the tension is just killing my relaxation. Still great videos, though.
As a subscriber I’ll get 110% on the exam, Just You See!
I hope this comment get alot likes
@@DanielBielecki2013I hope this comment on this comment gets alot of likes
I hope 🎉
@@harveyashley1895I hope this comment on the comment of the comment that’s being commented on gets alot of likes…wait what🤔
Too bad the pass mark will be 727% knowing how ER does his questionnaires lol
Whenever or not you pass this exam, we hope you enjoy the process dear would-be subscriber. Remember to leave a bodypart in the tip jar on the way out.
We thank you for kindly
I have left my right sclera. The one that has the Declaration of Independence tattooed on it!
Im leaving my right carunkle
I was going to donate my heart but Dr Corvus already took that 🤣 i guess i could just donate my body to SCP 049 and hope he can just leave my skull as a tip 😂
@@sickna-sty3244love the reference😭
Odd. It appears the little gremlin that sits atop the door holding the tip jar decided not to come in to work today.
I gotta say, rift is a pro with the dual mics. A lot of people tend to favor one mic more and it’s frustrating to my ears, but you keep a steady pace when switching.
Also your inaudible whisper is pure gold
keep in mind that he's deaf in one ear so he does it even when he has audio set to mono. (mono audio means that its in both ears at once instead of ear to ear)
@@N51totallynotprivatemilitary Yeah I think he mentioned sometime that he was diagnosed with acoustic neuroma in his left ear so he can't hear so well out of that one. Amazing how he still keeps up with these quality videos while being basically deaf in one ear!
The ASMR Beethoven
It’s always a good day when ER uploads
I hope this comment get alot likes
I gotta agree
I missed this exam when I first subscribed, so I'm glad I'm getting around to it now
Got so many tingles with the anticipation for “good now”
my sense of time is warped but i remember the hair video like it was yesterday,,, i can’t believe how quickly it all grew back!!
As a 10 year veteran, I should hopefully pass. Wish me luck. As long as I don't fall asleep during the exam!
Where did you serve?
@@ciaranjamiesonfamily-frien5144 the alternate universe
@@ciaranjamiesonfamily-frien5144Innsmouth
@@ciaranjamiesonfamily-frien5144 he means that he’s been watching for ten years
The Ephemeral Rift Army
Idk how you grow hair so fast. You've grown more hair in the last few months than I have in my entire life
I think with longform asmr dropping down in popularity, this channel has still kept onto its original charm that it had in 2017. ER is truly here for the community not the money or views. You are a genuine artist man, keep up the good work.
Ps: the alternate universe videos were some of my favorite modern videos youve ever made, super creative and really well done.
I'm not an english native speaker so I barely can understand what he's saying but is so relaxing...thanks for sharing
I can only imagine how baffled that those who subscribed since the last video feel seeing this get uploaded
I hope this comment gets alot likes
You know it's gonna be a good asmr video when you get tingles within the first 2 minutes
I literally just finished losing the game of sleep video
This one's for NEW PEOPLE.
Will be awaiting my results in the mail. I’ll make sure to take two weeks off so I won’t miss it.
As a years long veteran I shall examin this exam for proper examination qualities in this mulitverse. Other multiverses are out of my jurisdiction
Who examines the examiners *Indeed*
Hey Paul, I wanna say thank you for making these top tier ASMR (and even just videos in general) for such a long time now. Having watched your art and creativity since I was 15 back in 2015 until now in 2023 with over a million followers. It truly makes me feel special to have found someone that has been a therapist and great teacher and friend and see their well earned success through the years. I look forward to seeing you every video and you really hold a special, special place within me. Thank you for being such revolutionary in ASMR and UA-cam creators. Always and forever a listener of yours :))
I unsubscribed just to have the pleasure of doing it again
Mcchicken's rival...
I follow like 25 asmrtists and they upload frequently but man I will always put ER first and foremost.
Another creative upload from Ephemeral Rift, always great to listen to.
Rift, I have been watching you for years. Thank you for always bringing interesting topics, ideas and calm comfort to my mind. You are my best night time friend and I am inspired by your mindset and creativity. I will be here for the long run and I wish you and your family well!
To any new subscribers... This man has years of lore to indulge in! My recommendations are
the candy man
Corvus clemmons
Tin foil hat society
The repairman
Oh how I envy you new subscibers, to experience it all...anew!
What about:getting Buried in Margaret's garten
?
Don't ever stop making content man. You are the best at this 👍🏻
It’s been awhile! Happy to see you’re around still and happy to see you didn’t let everything stop you. You’ve helped me with so so much since I was a teenager (I’m 26 now) I’m thankful for you. Happy holidays!
Every time I watch I think of how good you and my dad would hit it off lmao appreciate the work, love the channel
I've watched this 4 different times, and have yet to make it to the actual questions awake. Great job!
Finally an asmrartist who is willing to remove my brain from my skull for the sake of my relaxation
Good thing I’m already a subscriber, I’ve got too many exams as it is already
Common ER W💯‼️
I hope this comment get alot likes
47:40 A thought that popped into my mind for a moment; wouldn't it be interesting if there was another Sanitarium, other than Arkham? Obviously I don't mean any alternate-universe versions, like branches of Arkham that exist in liquid universes and such; I mean, what if there's another sanitarium that is rivals with Arkham, or maybe they're like a knockoff that wants to be as good as the original? Could be an interesting concept to explore
I like the way you think…
The new 'good now' intro is so good that i got tingles from the build up 😂
Hey man, not sure if you will read this but i just want to say, Thank You. I'm on a Bad Period of my Life and you and your channel really help me when i just need to rest and relax, you are a good person.
Love the anticipatory triggers at the start 😌
Thanks brotha. As always, Much Love, and keep on being You. Infinitely grateful.
Thank you for helping me sleep! I always love your videos so much!
Excellent content as always ephemeral rift 👌
I read the title of the video and it made me genuinely laugh 😂
Maybe because I thought you are one of those who can take an ordinary subject and turn it to interesting video
It is currently very early morning but I wish it was early evening to watch your video and have a restful sleep 💤💤💤
I loved the button section 😍 the sounds were so nice along with button being said! Amazing!
ER's voice softness varies a lot from video to video, I'm glad to come back to something like this that's very intense and crisp.
Wait... We had an exam today?
Me taking an “empty” capsule… full of hopes & dreams from a man I hardly know… says A LOT about his abilities!! I’m like OKAY… let’s do this!! ❤️
Good thing these fake glasses let me pass as a new subscriber so i could get the welcome gift a second time haha!
(Superb tingles. Thank you! 💜🙏)
Woah! Haven't even gotten the notification for this one. Now that's early.
Another great video by Uncle Rift!
Watching Rift’s videos out of order is kinda crazy, he always changes his hair length like it is nothing.
his barber is a GTA NPC
How could we not love this insane man?! It's impossible. This level of insanity REQUIRES love - it's mandatory.
I have to wait 7 hours to watch this because ER is so good if I watch this at work I'm gonna fall asleep 😢
I'm counting down the minutes!
As soon as I clicked the video, I went ahead and liked it. I know I won’t be awake to see the end, but that’s why most of us are here! Thank you Uncle E, you and Dr. Dimitri have helped me for 8+ years!
As an old subscriber, we too have had this admission in many galaxies and dimensions.
Best way to end my midnight UA-cam binge😁
I have such a hard time sleeping but I swear anytime I listen to one of ur videos I'm out In minutes thanks man for all the tingles
As a past subscriber i am ready to be admissed as a new one.
I check in to the channel every few months or so and it’s like slowly watching a regular guy turn into gandalf
I already had tingles in the beginning
Been seeing this channel from time to time on home page and watched the Dr. Strange video way back, just started to watch more videos this week, the most recent I've seen and become my favorite by far is the Native American style flute video. Just realized with this video when it was recommended in my home page and I clicked on it that I was not subscribed yet
I quickly amended that lol
Rift ive been a subscriber for a year and a half and i enjoy all your vids including this one 😊
I have a feeling I'm part of this video and it's for me because I literally am a new subscriber due to transferring to a new phone and loosing my old UA-cam account. And had to use this one. Now that I have been following uncle E for 14 years and I finally had the chance to subscribe again. Is always a nice feeling. I love my button gift!!
3 more days and I've subbed to this channel for 1 year
Omg!! 1 million! When did that happen? That's awesome!
this guy gives me serious vibes of my 6th grade science teacher (really cool teacher, perfect mix of having a brain and being a teacher, it seems like he genuinely enjoys being a teacher)
This is the third night I’ve listened to this while I sleep because I’m curious what the video will be, but I keep falling asleep and I miss everything!
I have beeh through all of his videos but i always get back to this one
LAST 2 VIDS HAVE BEEN TOTAL BANGERS. KEEP COOKING U HAVEN'T MISSED YET 💤💤💤💤💤🔥
Yet another great video
This is probably the funniest asmr video I’ve ever seen. 😂😂
Thank god I’m already subscribed, I’m terrible at taking exams 😩
Well the descriptions says it’s for judging if you can subscribe AND for if you can REMAIN subscribed.
Thank you for putting out videos. They really help me. What are the odds of another candy man video? Those are my favorite.
no comments yet wow!!! i love ur videos uncle E 🤞🏽🤞🏽 subscribed since 4th grade!!! creativity never stops
Great role play, looking forward to my subscriber annual check up to make sure I remain within the qualifications!
Uncle E's hair has gotten to the point where you are constantly living in fear that the next time he uploads, he'll have shaved it all of again.
Thank you for making sure Nothing won't hurt us while we're here ❤
This is too good to go to sleep.
Is this a bad time to admit that i didn't study? :D
Lovely as always! ♥
I hope you have someone to give you cheats
I’m Not here to get administrated here to welcome the newcomers 😊
less than 10 seconds in and i already got tingles 😂😆
Your voice makes me happy, thank you for helping me sleep, sorry my broken english
Bruh I use to watch this dude as a kid like 9 years ago this is crazy I’m 21 now 😂 glad I found him again
Yes! I've been waiting 3.65 centuries to take this!
As always, love your stuff! But I got a good laugh when you got to the brain and talking about bloodflow while pointing to the spinal cord. The nearest major blood vessels there would be the Vertebral Arteries, which join to become the Basilar Artery, which then has several branches but mainly becomes part of the Circle of Willis. Which, if you're of a certain age, would immediately lead to thinking "What'chu talkin' about Willis?" (ok, I make the "What'chu talkin' about Circle of Willis?" joke almost weekly) Hence, the laugh. Back to your regularly scheduled relaxation. Thank you so much for your amazing work!!! 🧠♥🩸
You should do a Michael Myers or ghost face rp, where they are "surgeons" at the Arkham sanitarium. That sounds dope
finally after all the delay due to covid, after 2 years i finally get my examination!
He’s gonna eventually come full circle with his ‘Good now’s’ so saying it the first time will be subverting expectations instead
Thanks for the exam Uncle E
I have been successfully examined Mr. Rift !
Sleep well 🤍
Your first
first comment
A video where you have a little plastic neat sounding button and just say button for 2 hours and keep pushing it would actually be amazing
im not new but i’ll take the exam 😴
Finally a exam ive studied for
I love that your only merch is krill your shelf and master obliger t-shirts
I never realised how cool is eye's are until now.