I remember renting this in the mid 90s. I like how Lisa and Brad treat the murders as minor nuisances at best. Their relationship drama is priority #1 for them throughout!
I still think the 'SLICING HER THROAT WITH A RECORD!' part has to be one of my favorite Phelous freak-out moments. Well that and attacking the camera in Gingerdead Man 3.
The cartoony sound effects playing when this one character shows up reminds me of how in Halloween 5, clown sound effects jarringly play whenever two buffoony cops appear.
"She screeches constantly to keep air flowing" Oh, that is what you're supposed to be doing, and here i am laughing my ass off and almost dying because i cant breathe.
Why does every woman that shows her boobs die in this film? I'm half-expecting a chubby dude to walk around shirtless only to end up finding death as well lol.
Still one of your funniest reviews ever! “She screams at the top of her lungs, to maintain airflow” “They then change the combination on their locker until it annoys her to death” “Anyone but ME! *I LOVE ME!!”* 😂
ColeVecsion This one clearly have. I have nothing against movies with a killer that targets mostly women but this is legit retarded and a bit offensive...
TheNumnutRandomness Yeah I changed the clip because the old one I used wasn't very nice quality and I thought that would be a funnier one to use there anyway.
+Phelan “Phelous” Porteous Thank God, that freaked me out too! I was looking at the 'originally aired 2010' thing and losing my mind over how long ago the Birdemic 2 review was O.o
Should you be able to form words when your throat is cut open? Even if it didn't touch your larynx, I feel like you'd only be able to make "guh" noises.
Normally I don't by that whole, "This writer or director of insert horror fiction title here must really have insert prejudice here" but this and the Human Centipede series does have some deeply uncomfortable validity. They both feel like the sexualized themes are framed and written in ways that are not unnerving or uncomfortable just weirdly focussed on, more like a porn, if that makes sense.
Brad! I knew a ghost name Brad who lives in my mother's house. I would see Brad around in my room mostly as a child. I move away and never see Brad until I go over to my mother's house! lol
I fucking say fuck a lot. It's my fucking favorite fucking word. Some fuckers try to stop my fucks but I fucking keep saying fuck. Fuck, this is a really fucking annoying comment. But I don't fucking give a fuck! Great vid, thanks for an awesome review.
Another great video, Phelan. Report the douches announcing their comment number. Announcing comment numbers should have died out back in 2010 like it was supposed to. Annoying number spam is annoying and unoriginal. Try writing something intelligent for once, people. You're all just being unoriginal and repetitive by announcing your comment number, which is spam. It's just an insignificant number, so just let it go already, people.
The ‘oh no, I have a pulse, but it’s fatal!’ bit has been living rent free in my head for over a decade now.
Dancing Phelous with sunglasses should be his own character. For some reason he always cracks me up.
I couldn't agree more. Kicks off the review beautifully!
Absolutely.
And the music is catchy as well !)
Too bad there is no way to get it but rip it from the movie, probably :)
I love the "she was the...love of...my...life?" bit.
***** Haha, yeah, that's my favorite too. I quote it sometimes.
+Gabriel Ramirez you...love? that...portion!
.... Im seriously watching every movie in his movie playlist and only watch through all of them because of phelous.
I remember renting this in the mid 90s. I like how Lisa and Brad treat the murders as minor nuisances at best. Their relationship drama is priority #1 for them throughout!
I've never seen anyone get murdered by a Dead or Alive song thanks Phelous!
I still think the 'SLICING HER THROAT WITH A RECORD!' part has to be one of my favorite Phelous freak-out moments. Well that and attacking the camera in Gingerdead Man 3.
A zombie fisherman? A ZOMBIE FISHERMAN
The cartoony sound effects playing when this one character shows up reminds me of how in Halloween 5, clown sound effects jarringly play whenever two buffoony cops appear.
Omg lol that fucking dance after u put on those 80s glasses was god damn hilarious I love it.
0:47 That funky as hell theme song made this movie's existence worth something no matter how terrible Fatal Pulse may be.
The Clue poison motif is one of my favorite gags
"She screeches constantly to keep air flowing"
Oh, that is what you're supposed to be doing, and here i am laughing my ass off and almost dying because i cant breathe.
If you don't reset the ventilation, you're going to see some CRAZY stuff, man. keep that are blowin'.
Oh my god, how many pulses are there
120 every minute XD
also OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
for some reason I have the triangle song in my head from u know.... triangle..........triangle,triangle,triangle,triangle, so catchy lol :-P
At the start of him watching this video, I was singing that in my head too, lol!
I found it! The reason I like the "Dead or Alive" song. LP Record throat slicing - one of the funniest moments in -Horror- comedy!
Why does every woman that shows her boobs die in this film? I'm half-expecting a chubby dude to walk around shirtless only to end up finding death as well lol.
FanfareT.Loudest nipples= death
LOL! Would have been funny. Maybe Jason was the director?
3:16 Why does it sound like Unicron's about to order Galvatron to destroy the matrix?
There are boobs under a woman's shirt?!? *_BOING_*
extragirth64 do you remember writing this comment?
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Now I do.
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"SLICINGHERTHROATWITHARECORD!?" XD
Still one of your funniest reviews ever!
“She screams at the top of her lungs, to maintain airflow”
“They then change the combination on their locker until it annoys her to death”
“Anyone but ME! *I LOVE ME!!”* 😂
16:44 tbh the line flubing seems pretty realistic in that situation
Someday, you should totally hold a "Joe Phelan" theme month :-P
+Winter Steele I don't think he calls himself that anymore tho.
+Winter Steele
he switched to joe estevez pretty quick, though i think he should've used the Sheen surname like his brother Martin
That would be appropriate. And I didn't know Joe Estevez went by that name, but I'm not a specialist on the guy.
Any relation?
Damn you Brad! How could you give information to the police? Ice Cube said "Fuck the police," not " Help them!"
Everyone get out your red tape!
Not gonna lie, I started head-bobbing when the music came on. :|
To quote MST3K "do you think alot of directors have issues with women?"
ColeVecsion This one clearly have. I have nothing against movies with a killer that targets mostly women but this is legit retarded and a bit offensive...
to quote MST3K
now
*_SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!_*
i think back then they did but today you dont see too much of that anymore
Imre Kovacs True. Except maybe things like law and order but, well, it's the theme of the show!
ColeVecsion What.
The bit about Brad appearing, was that a new clip? Is this like the gag in another video where you updated the joke?
TheNumnutRandomness Yeah I changed the clip because the old one I used wasn't very nice quality and I thought that would be a funnier one to use there anyway.
Phelan Porteous Yeah, I find this clip of Brad much more hilarious than the one from one of his 2010 Vlogs along with the Brad Tries... theme.
+Phelan “Phelous” Porteous Thank God, that freaked me out too! I was looking at the 'originally aired 2010' thing and losing my mind over how long ago the Birdemic 2 review was O.o
"OH MY GOD, STEPHANIE STEPHANIE!? OH MY GOD!!"😂
Phelous, youuu geet the fuuuck....oouuuta heeeerrrre
[To the tune of "Edelweiss"]
Fatal Pulse, Fatal Pulse
What does that even me-ean?
Es-te-vez
Kills them dead
*BOING* sound means funny scene
again and again: Phelous movie reviews are the best!
Phelous dancing kills me lol
15:37 lol best part of the movie
technicly not having a pulse is fatal, as not having a pulse is a sign you're already dead....so the plot doesn't even make sence.
09:40 - "If you want anything, just remember I am here for you. ... And also, so are my boobs."
Two videos in a row with "Clue" references. :)
So no Internet ghost in this one? Not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing
*Boing!*
7:34 well obviously it wasn't phelan, the person reviewing the movie can't be the killer IN the movie.
Surprised no one ever pointed out that the opening theme sounds almost like rip off from “A View To A Kill”
8:29 turned out she was the blade runner the entire time. From inside the house.
Ah Brad you are still my man crush.
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I honestly sometimes rewatch this review just to hear that catchy opening funk theme again. Easily the best part of the whole movie.
15:35 "YOU GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!"
Should you be able to form words when your throat is cut open? Even if it didn't touch your larynx, I feel like you'd only be able to make "guh" noises.
" Did you kill them!?"
"Which one?"
Maybe the reason Joe was chewing so much scenery in this is because of how flat and lifeless the lead was. Gotta maintain some on-set balance.
This must be where the record player ghost in Pulse 3 came from. They even play the same song!
Ominous brad cameo
80s Cheesiness intensifies.
15:36 quote of the movie
Hope you do more Joe estevez movies.
I’m gonna assume this is the last movie with the word pulse in the title 😅
Hmmm so THATS where the line is from🤔
6.2.22
Normally I don't by that whole, "This writer or director of insert horror fiction title here must really have insert prejudice here" but this and the Human Centipede series does have some deeply uncomfortable validity. They both feel like the sexualized themes are framed and written in ways that are not unnerving or uncomfortable just weirdly focussed on, more like a porn, if that makes sense.
Why is Judge Reinhold's voice in this movie?
That boing noise when the unfunny comic relief entered paved the way for the laugh track in The Big Bang Theory.
15:35 For the meme.
Brad! I knew a ghost name Brad who lives in my mother's house. I would see Brad around in my room mostly as a child. I move away and never see Brad until I go over to my mother's house! lol
There should legit be a movie where all the characters have psycho killer powers, or at least whoever is currently the strongest suspect.
So glad you're uploading everything to youtube. Blip kinda sucks to be honest , just because of the lack of playlists.
Sadly, NOT the worst Joe Estevez movie.
"We've come from the mayor"
“I know, I know!”
Fun fact Joe phelan is an Estevez. Martin Sheens brother.
Slender man is pulse meets the ring😞
*looses a tablespoon of blood*
I'M DEAD BLEGHHHHHH x.x
This nigga phelous got a genuine funny gene 😂😂
Review the cell
80s reference nice
Dance party🥳
Also the director has your name?😅 interesting
I just got why you’re wearing THAT top🤣
Okay, here's a tough one-which is the worst Joe Estevez movie, this or Werewolf?
i have to admit. this movie looks SO awful, i found it hard to get through the review because of the clips alone
Brad looks pretty fancy.
80's intro nice
7:26 ????
When did this movie come out?
1988
That is Low Pulse
Hey!
This movie has a real hatred for women, it isn't very subtle about it.
Joe Phelan is ACTUALLY (=P) Joe Estevez, the less succeesful brother of Martin Sheen and uncle of Charlie Sheen and Emilio Estevez.
when is this movie from? They say fuck a lot for such an old looking movie!
1988
So why DID Phelous always die all the time in his early reviews???
Um….I guess it was a gag😅
Ehrm I cant find pulse 2 in the list, is it not uploaded or does it have another name?
des5011 It hasn't been uploaded, and it must be some kind of copyright crap or something.
SpeedyEric1 ok ty
I fucking say fuck a lot. It's my fucking favorite fucking word. Some fuckers try to stop my fucks but I fucking keep saying fuck.
Fuck, this is a really fucking annoying comment. But I don't fucking give a fuck!
Great vid, thanks for an awesome review.
Wait what is being referenced in 8:17? I thought Steven Universe was the only show with a fusion dance in it
Dude are you serious? Its Dragon Ball Z, they did the fusion dance way before Steven Universe did.
@@aurangzebbaig4712 Dude I know that now, besides I only watched Dragonball when I was a toddler and I'm now 26 so you can see how foggy my memory is.
0:47 - 1:12 That is all you need to take away from this review. You’ll thank me later.
Hey Phelous, hope you have a great day. Also here is an awful Bigfoot film Fiance
Another great video, Phelan.
Report the douches announcing their comment number.
Announcing comment numbers should have died out back in 2010 like it was supposed to.
Annoying number spam is annoying and unoriginal.
Try writing something intelligent for once, people.
You're all just being unoriginal and repetitive by announcing your comment number, which is spam.
It's just an insignificant number, so just let it go already, people.
Octavio Bannach Neither funny or clever.
You know I piss you off, so I'm gonna do it anyway.
This top comment aged poorly 😑
So many tatas in the movie. Maybe that's the actual appeal here...
Did Mr Saturn handle the sound effects of this movie? These boing effects are really out of place.
No joke he has your name?
He did with that fusion dance.
My first thought too
I wondered what did he say in 7:26? Anyone who tells me will win a cookie
The Blunder Twins I think it is "Slicing her throat with a record"
Ah, thank you ^^
Boing T-Shirt, eh? Eh heh heh HEH HEH!
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It's nowhere near the worst Joe Estevez movie. Let that sink in
"You! Get the fuck! Out of here!" As usual, he's the best thing in it
So, before the credits, is Phelous Dead or Alive?
Potatoes
0:50 You know your white with dance moves like this xD
I think he said Pulselous Disease, not Pulseless Disease, Phelous.
Fuuuurst!! 1!!
Comic relief might not be funny but he sure is hot.
that shirt is ickyyyyyyyyyyyyy