It seems like "Pulse" is the go-to title for bad movies similar to how "Alan Smithee" is the go-to name for screenwriters who don't want their names on bad movies.
Feel sorry for the actual person named “Alan Smithee” who wants to go into the film industry... Well, maybe he would be referred to as “The Good Alan Smithee” by people if he preforms well, can't call himself that, gotta earn it first.
Is that true? This reveal warrants a "Dadadada! ... Curien...!", in my opinion. [PS: Has Phelous not uploaded Pulse 2 to UA-cam, or did I just get blocked immediately in Germany like so many other videos?]
I'm not a Silent Hill connaisseur (only know of some lore from Linkara's reviews of the comics), so I am not sure when Phelous made the reference. Thanks in advance for clarifying this. :)
This movie seems a bit more competent than those other previous "Pulse" movies. The characters may be incompetent but at least the world makes sense. However I bet people would be more interested if the title was _"Incompetent Hospital"_ instead of _"Pulse"_.
Phelan Porteous Ya I've been the same way with baseball since the Expos left. I'm from Montreal BTW. I read somewhere you were Canadian, what province?
Out of the million Pulse movies I personally think the 1988 one is the best..I know many would disagree but I've enjoyed that one since childhood. ( nostalgia) This one while bad at least makes a little bit more sense than the "internet ghost " Pulse franchise.
Congratulations Pulse from 2010, you appear to be the least crappy movie with that title. That's like being the best console to play Balan Wonderworld on.
wow, that movie was anti-climatic! no wonder it didn't become a series or whatever.... also Yay film brain! my third favourite reviewer! :-D cheers number 3!
Honestly if the hospital wanted to keep this dudes medical treatment hidden why would they allow residents (interns?) around the patient to begin with?
Shockingly the events in this movie happen a lot in NHS hospitals. Casual staff, common mistakes, injecting strange stuff into people's VEEEINS nghhey! Their blood is on your hands, Thatcher! (shakes fist)
Phelous' dedication to making a series out of unrelated movies (or "movies" in this case) just for sharing the same title is commendable. I get the feeling he really just wanted to review the "Internet Ghost Trilogy," but he was willing to stick it out with "Electricity Kills" and "Dysfunctional Daughter" to get there and he's carrying the torch even after he's run out of need for red tape. Red Tape?...Ghosts are human spirits?...What the Hell!? The Internet Ghost Trilogy was an allegory for how bureaucracy stifles human ingenuity and freedom! That's why those movies are awful! That's why the main character of the third movie was hypocritical in the last minute! The movies ironically take the stand that governmental oversight is the only thing between humanity and death, which is why red tape is used like a safety blanket, why the "nuke the planet" plan succeeds even though we were supposedly not supposed to like Mr. Red and that the one ghost-turned-human we got to see was uncharacteristically and inexplicably bad to paint damning all ghosts as a good thing! The movies didn't AGREE with bureaucracy, it was all a deliberate art project to write a story from the opposition's viewpoint and watch it collapse in on itself! INTERNET GHOST TRILOGY IS AVANTE GARRRRRRRRRRRRRDE!
HOW MANY FUCKING PUSLE MOVIES ARE OUT THERE?!?! Seriously, when Phelous first posted Pulse I was assuming he was talking about that shitty Kristen Bell movie.
RisingVictor He did. First, he reviewed the 1988 movie called Pulse, then he reviewed the 2002 film that also went of the name Otane, and THEN he reviewed the Pulse movie about internet ghost; he also reviewed the 2 direct-to-video sequels. After that, he reviewed this Pulse, and after this, he reviewed the Tara Reid film Incubus, which was originally gonna be called (say it with me) PULSE.
RisingVictor Don't forget Boogeyman. Phelous already did those in 2011, along with the Jeepers Creepers films; the first film's working title was "Here Comes the Boogeyman."
I remember seeing this. It had potential. But it didn't have enough in the pilot to get a series. No one was going to make a series from a film with that weak a ending.
i fucking LOVE claire foy - phelous i don't suppose you have a full version of the 2010 bbc pulse that you fancy uploading so ican see more of her? thank you thank you thank you
@@phelous i eventually realized that and came back to delete---- i-i mean yeah! yeah, i was joking. :B of course i knew all along. and it didn't take me 2 years to figure it out, just, um, took... 2 years to reply! yeah.
How are horrible movies are being made after the previous of them were failures Why are they doing experimentation with regular people around regular people and not in a really secured location?
It seems like "Pulse" is the go-to title for bad movies similar to how "Alan Smithee" is the go-to name for screenwriters who don't want their names on bad movies.
Feel sorry for the actual person named “Alan Smithee” who wants to go into the film industry...
Well, maybe he would be referred to as “The Good Alan Smithee” by people if he preforms well, can't call himself that, gotta earn it first.
Which makes me wonder..... How many Pulse have been written by Alan Smithee?
Or Amityville
‘Hey everybody!’
We never REALLY left Silent Hill. Did we Phelous?
Is that true? This reveal warrants a "Dadadada! ... Curien...!", in my opinion.
[PS: Has Phelous not uploaded Pulse 2 to UA-cam, or did I just get blocked immediately in Germany like so many other videos?]
Cactino He's working on uploading Pulse 2.
These Pulse 2000s movies are giving me an appreciation for the 1988 version
I love the Silent Hill Shattered Memories reference!
TREY the Explainer I love your channel!
TREY the Explainer me too!
I'm not a Silent Hill connaisseur (only know of some lore from Linkara's reviews of the comics), so I am not sure when Phelous made the reference. Thanks in advance for clarifying this. :)
You're a PHelous fan too? Awesome
This movie seems a bit more competent than those other previous "Pulse" movies. The characters may be incompetent but at least the world makes sense.
However I bet people would be more interested if the title was _"Incompetent Hospital"_ instead of _"Pulse"_.
Wrath's Attack
I would totally watch a movie with that title!
Wrath's Attack
*Dollar Store Cashier Wife.*
Loving the cheeseknife you used as the prop scalpel :) Don't mean it as a criticism, it is adorable! :D
Phelous you are amazing!! priceless comedy and review ever!! Your strength to survive through sooo many pulse movies is incredible!
It makes more sense for this one to be called Pulse than the other ones.
Because a hospital?
Oh my God, the actors who played Hannah and Nick ended up getting married...
Divorced in 2018......
10:07 Wouldn't it be awesome if 'it' was Pennywise the whole time?
BALLOONS!!!
"oh I know" I know" "I know" "Oh I know" Lmao Fawlty Towers!
8:57 Well, except being fined for negligence.
4:43 thank you for cutting away. That disturbed me.
Holy shit how many movies have the title Pulse?!
Feels like a lot
The fawlty towers scene 😂👌🏻
"I know. I KNOOOOW! ... Yes I know." :P
I love all the footage and dialouge he spliced into this one
5:04 I'm honestly surprised you didn't insert the ''ooh whatcha say'' bit in there Phelous.
I think by 2010 he was tired of it.
Probably
i think thats only for when you get shot
Nice "Faulty Towers" reference. Also, I noticed you have a Patrick Roy rookie card in the background. Are you a big hockey fan?
Cheers.
Steve Harvey I was a long while back for a few years, don't really keep up with it now.
Phelan Porteous Ya I've been the same way with baseball since the Expos left. I'm from Montreal BTW. I read somewhere you were Canadian, what province?
Phelous turn into a internet ghost with a red shirt...
Out of the million Pulse movies I personally think the 1988 one is the best..I know many would disagree but I've enjoyed that one since childhood. ( nostalgia) This one while bad at least makes a little bit more sense than the "internet ghost " Pulse franchise.
DAMN IT, BASTARD FILM BRAIN!
If that new cliché romance movie coming out changes its name to "Pulse", will you review it?
I actually get the Dexter references now! XD Just binged season 4 yesterday.
And the worst part of this........there's still one more Pulse movie left.
THAT DOES IT!!
*blows brains out*
NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
***** "No! It's not true! It's impossible!"
@@557deadpool Say it isn't so!
Congratulations Pulse from 2010, you appear to be the least crappy movie with that title. That's like being the best console to play Balan Wonderworld on.
How could you have been an internet ghost? You were wearing a red shirt the whole time!
The red shirt merely contained him inside it!
@@SwiftNimblefoot eH!!!!!
wow, that movie was anti-climatic! no wonder it didn't become a series or whatever.... also Yay film brain! my third favourite reviewer! :-D cheers number 3!
She is crazy to use the computer and her phone at the same time but not when I used my phone and Ipad at the same time
Honestly if the hospital wanted to keep this dudes medical treatment hidden why would they allow residents (interns?) around the patient to begin with?
So you're saying the book ghost was a big lipped alligator moment ?
No, those are musical and more over the top.
ProbeVoyages It doesn't have to be musical. It just has to be a random event that is never built up to or referenced again.
KingNazaru
Oh.
In a nutshell, yes.
Another great video, Phelan.
Shockingly the events in this movie happen a lot in NHS hospitals.
Casual staff, common mistakes, injecting strange stuff into people's VEEEINS nghhey!
Their blood is on your hands, Thatcher! (shakes fist)
With all the incomptence how is the hospital still open or at least all the doctors be fired.
I love you so much Phelous you're the best
And this Hannah (Claire Foy) is going to be the next Lisbeth Salander.
Hey the guy at 3:55 was in the comedy series "Coupling" (the original UK version, not the shitty unwatchable US one)
I want to make another movie called Pulse just to fuck with Phelous.
So... This has an incompetent doctor named Nick and not a single Simpsons reference ? Unsub... *sees there's the rape horn* Okay, I'm staying.
i thought this was cabin fever half way through
Somehow, I think one could make this movie's plot cannon in the Cabin Fever-verse. Would be a better prequel than Patient Zero.
Phelous' dedication to making a series out of unrelated movies (or "movies" in this case) just for sharing the same title is commendable. I get the feeling he really just wanted to review the "Internet Ghost Trilogy," but he was willing to stick it out with "Electricity Kills" and "Dysfunctional Daughter" to get there and he's carrying the torch even after he's run out of need for red tape.
Red Tape?...Ghosts are human spirits?...What the Hell!? The Internet Ghost Trilogy was an allegory for how bureaucracy stifles human ingenuity and freedom! That's why those movies are awful! That's why the main character of the third movie was hypocritical in the last minute! The movies ironically take the stand that governmental oversight is the only thing between humanity and death, which is why red tape is used like a safety blanket, why the "nuke the planet" plan succeeds even though we were supposedly not supposed to like Mr. Red and that the one ghost-turned-human we got to see was uncharacteristically and inexplicably bad to paint damning all ghosts as a good thing! The movies didn't AGREE with bureaucracy, it was all a deliberate art project to write a story from the opposition's viewpoint and watch it collapse in on itself! INTERNET GHOST TRILOGY IS AVANTE GARRRRRRRRRRRRRDE!
I wanna know the voice actor for the voiceover in around 3:40.
wait i dont see this one yet
I think they were writing the movie with 28 days and Grey´s anatomy on the tv at the same time
HOW MANY FUCKING PUSLE MOVIES ARE OUT THERE?!?! Seriously, when Phelous first posted Pulse I was assuming he was talking about that shitty Kristen Bell movie.
RisingVictor He did. First, he reviewed the 1988 movie called Pulse, then he reviewed the 2002 film that also went of the name Otane, and THEN he reviewed the Pulse movie about internet ghost; he also reviewed the 2 direct-to-video sequels. After that, he reviewed this Pulse, and after this, he reviewed the Tara Reid film Incubus, which was originally gonna be called (say it with me) PULSE.
SpeedyEric1 Oh, and before he reviewed Incubus, he reviewed a movie called FATAL Pulse.
SpeedyEric1 I know, it's a retorical question. I only asked because of how ridiculous it is to have really terrible "horror" movies called pulse.
RisingVictor Don't forget Boogeyman. Phelous already did those in 2011, along with the Jeepers Creepers films; the first film's working title was "Here Comes the Boogeyman."
I love your commentary. "Mom, I know you are dead and all, but this is really not the time." :D
Now I want to watch a Dr Palpatine show. Anything but more of this movie.
4:40 nik. stahp.
That Dexter reference killed me XD
This hospital is a law suit waiting to happen.
Hello Everybody.... Hello Doctor Nick. :)
Also, is that one guy Patrick from "Couplings"?
Wrath's Attack No idea what that's from. Mine was from "The Simpsons" of course. :)
Wrath's Attack D'oh. I remember that exchange now. :)
Wrath's Attack I wouldn't bet on that one. :)
Wrath's Attack Wanna bet on that? :)
Wrath's Attack Didn't think so. :)
Ya know. The title Pulse does make some sense for hospital horror.
What in the world did Phalous say at 11:38 ?
"Who wants to see a hospital drama with zombies?"
Thank you
Ghostbusters library scene rip off!
Niki Vivi I was sure Phelous was going to reference that.
@@dancepiglover he DID
Left 4 dead taught us one thing if l4d acually ends up coming true we are fucked bc we have no chance unless we have some sort training of prepertion
This Pulse is so distance from the others. How do they go so far from the original?
You make bad movies great. No, wait. You make bad movies great to laugh at. Yesh
Yeah, he is the best at making us laugh at shitty horrors.
So glad pulse didn't get a tv series
Just another day in a NHS hospital.
Did you too go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College?
Well if it was made HERE, I’m sorry. I’m so sorry 😶
6.2.22
2:43- (As Old Man) Looks like she was expected. HHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Are you sure this isn't a remake of Darkplace?
This is probably Claire Foy in her pre-career stage.
I remember seeing this. It had potential. But it didn't have enough in the pilot to get a series. No one was going to make a series from a film with that weak a ending.
Oh wait I guess red shirts counteract the RED frequently 🤣
It was cool seeing Film brain again
i fucking LOVE claire foy - phelous i don't suppose you have a full version of the 2010 bbc pulse that you fancy uploading so ican see more of her? thank you thank you thank you
What just happened in this movie?
0:58 Wait... That's not a grape...
People in Canada know about Fawlty Towers?!
Doctor Pulse........... .... Possible future Doctor Giggles review..??? More hope than guess
But you’re wearing a red shirt?
Review prince of darkness
Still can't believe there was no Ghostbusters reference edited in for the book-throwing ghost part.
...are you joking? Listen to what's playing during that.
@@phelous i eventually realized that and came back to delete---- i-i mean yeah! yeah, i was joking. :B of course i knew all along. and it didn't take me 2 years to figure it out, just, um, took... 2 years to reply! yeah.
How are horrible movies are being made after the previous of them were failures
Why are they doing experimentation with regular people around regular people and not in a really secured location?
Ahh Buck.... you massive hypocrite
I really hate Film Brain
Why? I've always thought he was cool enough.
*****
I've never watched whole eps of his Film Brain's character. Now that I have, I see what you guys mean. The guy is tolerable in limited exposure.
See I love him, and I'm not that big a phan of Phelan.
That's why I like this little crew of UA-camrs though, they've got the whole spectrum covered.
I think film brain should have actually been called cinema snob cos he really is a snob.
Flint McFreely Same here.
This movie sucks.