What If The Empire Came To Earth?
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- Опубліковано 20 вер 2024
- This short explains what would happen if #stormtrooper attacked #earth #war #army #starwarsshorts
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Being from Chicago I’d consider us to have a fair shot. Considering 99.99% of the hood has the same shooting skills as stormtroopers it would be a fair fight. 😂
😂 That is probably the best comment i'll ever read
yeah lightsabers just make the bullets past through and melt the siths body so yeah
@@AttentionHorrorSW you forgot to mention that we can hit our shots
But if it’s legends stormtroopers you’re dead
Bro did the hood dirty 💀
Storm troopers: "Hey why are the trees talking?"
Veteran Storm trooper: *Proceeds to have endor flashbacks*
“THE EWOKS, THE FUCKING EWOKS!”
*Vietcong in the trees burst out laughing, soon being gunned down by the veteran stormtrooper*
Vietnam music plays in the background
Finnish people be like
WHAT HAVE YOU BECOME
@@ObiWanKenobi678 *I AM WHAT YOU MADE ME*
Earth: We have camouflage
Empire: we have a wide array of sensors in our helmets.
Bro forgot that the Stormtroopers aren't the Empire's only form of infantry.
It's all fun and games till they bring out the Death Troopers
@@comd-tricky Nah Death Troopers can get handled by Special Forces. Only thing DTs have going for them is slightly better training but are mostly carried by Augments
Don’t forget beskar troopers
When Vader comes out we have no chance
@@BatarangTV
If we're going Legends, we stand no chance. If we're going Disney canon, it'd take one helluva bombardment, but it can be done. Plus, lightsabers would be pretty useless against our faster munitions which, even if he did block the shots, the molten slag would still be pretty lethal.
*Darth Vader has joined the battlefield*
Darth Vader has been vaporized by a .50 BMG
@@troglodyte280 50 bmg has been stopped by the force
@@The_last_prime when in Star Wars was a .50 bmg stopped by the force
He wouldnt be able to deflect normal bullets
@@troglodyte280 a 50bmg wood win
in legends, stormtrooper armor was impervious to all small arms projectile weapons
Those just standard metal rounds though. High powered rifles and armor piercing rounds would make quick work.
@@misaka8417 not according to legends.
I think we could use nukes to death star
@@Warsav-pact that we going to do wait a second they not have dead star anymore will...... Use it to isd
@@Warsav-pact Nah they wouldn’t reach as far as the death star
The only problem is that they have a LOT more of literally everything.
Yep and we would be doomed if they bring up prototype weapons
but they cant hit their target
We have nukes
@@cringehunter3812 wouldn't they be able to intercept them?
@@skkofculture4232 that wouldn't be necessary when they orbitally bombard us using star destroyers
also imagine the first earth person to un mask a stormtrooper realize its human
Idk if it would be scarier if it was human or alien tbh...
I feel like irs gonna be obvious stormtroopers are humanoid, speak english and are funny
Friendly fire
humans don't give a fuck see ww1 and ww2
I think the bigger reaction would be: "Holy shit, SW is real!!!"
And once we hear the very intense breathing, we know we’re all fucked
Lets see how he likes the flavour of an Electro Magnetic Pulse.
and we’ll be relieved when we see a second sun
Just throw sand at him.
@@Peter_Turbo4
He'd be fine, most likely able to handle it like he did before
@@theguyofalltime74
Would we? Cause we'd nuke ourselves before we end the Imperial push
The stormtroopers have green armor too, it is just not used as often. In Star Wars, we can see green camo on stromtroopers several times.
Edit: I am leaving this a year later so I have more knowledge. The stormtroopers have adapted into military situation with camouflages and they most centairnily block some lower caliber weaponary.
?CLONETROOPERS401st and 41st the about talking bro Is
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@@theinternetlawyer7126 Jesus dude keep your day job
@@theinternetlawyer7126 swamp troopers had it too.
In Star Wars there actually are guns that fire bullets called “slug throwers” that are rarely used because you need a lot more ammo and because even the most basic armor can resist fire from them. Stormtrooper armor seems useless but you have to remember that the main rifle used by the rebel alliance has been known to blow the arms off of un armored people.
Yes but slug trowers where just that. SLUG throwers. Slugs are much bigger and wider projectiles that have a MUCH lower velocity than standard kaliber bullets. Not to mention that their surface area is much bigger therefore greatly decreasing armour penetration.
And lets not forget that we see stormtrooper armour shatter and break from much weaker blunt trauma like bobas staff.
@@vidmaurer8443 who knows, maybe it has an oobleck-like consistency where it could become stronger against projectiles at high velocities
Some armor piercing ammo and they will be humiliated
@@vidmaurer8443 I'm sorry, what??? lmao you clearly have no idea what a gaffi stick is, it's not just some standard weak staff, those things are powerful, do your research before saying that Stormtrooper armor is weak because it broke to a gaffi stick being swung by Boba Fett, who would would also know any weak points in the armor.
They cant.
Storm troopers Plastoid armor cant stand against blunt force trauma they defo cant withstand a Nato round.
Energy shield vs non energy guided missile.
The tie pilot after dodging a missile and seeing it turn around: well sh*t
“The missile knows where it is…”
Even our jet fighters would do fairly well against a tie fighter. Tie fighters were not particularly fast, their top speed was 1200 kph.
@@refulgent_fantathey can fire multiple blasters at once and just intercept the missles
@@yousefenayatullah1968 they may be able to fire multiple blasters at once, but as far as I know they can't shoot behind them. Also, we currently have jet fighters that are much faster than a TIE. So a dogfight between a TIE fighter and one of our modern fighter planes would not be easy for the TIE.
F-22 be like: “Would you intercept me?” *smacks lips* “I’d intercept me.”
numbers, air superiority, space superiority , the ability to orbitally bombard us . the fact that none of us have plot armour so the storm troopers would kill us . and they have people with literal magic .
In reality, it wouldnt even be storm troopers. A little no name planet with low level tech? They would just send millions and millions of imperial army infantry. Storm trooper where, get this, the elite of the empire. Funny, huh?
nukes.
@@boopie6635planet destroyer
@@devonterminator2697depends on which time period of the empire we're talking. Death star lasted, what, a few days at best? destroyed a single planet? It would have to specifically be the empre from those days.
@Kilovotis but the u.s. army aren't rebels, so they can't destroy any planet destroyer
"Uh guys what's that mushroom cloud in the distance?" - last words of Gary the stormtrooper
NOOOO NOT GARY
"Uh, why there is a second moon in the sky?" Lenny, the US soldier
@@oanonimo410 "...That is no moon." Carl, Lenny's General.
@@ChaplainPhantasm”send the Titan 2 at them”
General Jack mcdivid
@@goldgamercommenting2990death star: point defence bitch
Death Trooper's and Dark Troopers:
Shadow Trooper: *goes invisible*
All rare and expensive units that the Empire could hardly afford to deploy to some backwater like Earth. And absolutely could not afford to lose (which they would, tanks, Javelins (or literally any missile/rocket system), and .50 bmg (and it's equivalents)/any 20mm would rip them all apart. As for the invis boys... those might be a problem, depending on exactly how they work.
You didn't even make this meme right you fuckin idiot lmfao
Special forces and task force laughing
@@starwarsallknowing9207 Darth Vader’s Shadow Guard pull up
@@Guywhocantthinkofaname Delta force and other elite special forces with air support pulls up
_"Ahhhh...you think violence is your ally. We were born in it! Molded by it. We didn't see peace until we were already a fully militarized world power, by then it was nothing to us but temporary!!"_
“The bloodletting betrays you, because it belongs to us!”
Empire: lets bring out our star destroyers
The 70,300 nuclear/thermonuclear bombs being held in storage:
The Death Star 100 million light years away:
Tarkin: “You may fire when ready 🗿”
10 MT nuclear warheads would be like spiking a Star Destroyer with 1,024 Photon Torpedoes all at once in one location and we have TENs of thousands of them
@@Commander_Thorn. so the beam will take 100 million years to reach us
@@haroldcarfrey4206 thousands? Tey millions
Proceed with electronic warfare and make them shoot each other or self-destruct their own ship.
Stormtroopers are trained extremely well on a personal level and in a large assault. Where they flounder is small unit tactics. It's why they're so effective at steamrolling bunched up Rebel cells (Hoth and Jeddha come to mind) but really flounder during fights like Endor or Tattooine
They are also the equivalent of the US Rangers/Airborne etc etc (Aka not special operations but very close, aka yes there is a entire different Imperial Army that are way worse) which it seems like everyone forgets, when plot armor doesn’t show up it’s stated *stormtroopers are a big threat*
@@forgottendragonpriestartem3414 more like german stormtroopers from ww1 or marines
this video is earth propaganda
Imperial Stormtroopers are Navy Marines in practice.
Our own Special Forces will wipe the floor with them before they even realise they’re in danger.
Storm troopers are usually frantically running around because of the unpredictable scenarios, not because their untrained.
Earth is pretty wild. So i expect they wont be able to handle this stuff. Also, their army is massive, meaning not all of them are properly trained, and are recruits from other planets.
Honestly man we just gotta admit they were written terribly
@@ichor732 fr. They were based on WW1 German Stormtroopers. Who were op btw. And Lucas just butchers the name with these wackos.
@@ThatOneRussianTankNah, have you ever seen new hope? In the first 5 minutes they managed to take over the entire rebel ship with barely any casulties despite being at a huge positional disadvantage.
@ItsaNotaMario
Lmao, earth is nothing compared to some planets in their galaxy
“Just use a nuke” 🗿☕️
Their unlimited starships will intercept them anyway
nukes wont defeat the death star
@@CommanderFox2020it defeated the Death Star 🗿💀
@@Dangananellyequestrian it was its own reactor
@@mingthan7028then used it on the planet if we can’t win they also will not win
Galactic Empire has *Darth Vader*
Earth has *Kim Jung Un*
difference
*we got a button*
*they got a bigger one*
@@groovydudewithdumbintentions we got you. Bro... (You can help)
Ahh yes the Darth Fatman
The nukes would be neutralized
Kim Jong Un doesn’t shit. That should strike fear into their hearts.
Dont forget that blaster bolts move at much slower speeds than conventional bullets, meaning you can see and effectively dodge blaster bolts but not bullets.
So I count shot a guy from 100 meters and hit him while he can't hit me.
I LOVE PHYSICS
bro I'm joining the Empire idk wtf y'all gonna be doing
Recreating halo reach.... have fun in the empire nerd
FOR THE EMPIRE COMRAD
Treason
Shame on you
@@Frank.Stones Pathetic little rebel
You traitor You áre gonna betray US like that shame on you
Southeast asian nations: proceeds to transform into trees and become moles
*Orbital bombardment has left the chat*
edit: also we have to remember that not every nation has advanced technology.
That what he mean with pulling a star destroyer
I was thinking the same thing💀
Darth Vader: "aight I'll just chill in the corner"
He said “in a ground war” he then later said if they pull out a Star Destroyer, its over
@@Hen_von_Amis what about tie bombers tho? He never said smaller ships couldn’t come into play before.
Dawg, I'd sign up and join the empire in a heartbeat
Me too
Same, we probably be better of with the Empire since..yknow, they are the Galactic Empire. (And we are humans!)
With sympathizers like us our planet would be spared
Exactly man! The empire is pretty cool anyways if you are a fan of the Star Wars lore. I would try to become an inquisitor or something.
@@mythictree3434 Finally someone remembers the deteours, but honestly with the luck we have, we would do more job as stormtroopers or officer with a very good career thanks to our COMMON SENSE
If the mandalorians couldn't do it then neither can we
The Mandalorians didn’t have a proper organized army.
@@mapleflag6518 neither does earth
@@Ratking665 the moment one star destroyer pulls up you know the world will not work together
@@Ratking665they do
@@mapleflag6518 one time they did, and it took republic and split of jedi order to fight them back.
One thing you are forgetting is that the imperial military had billions of troopers, so even if every able person joined the fight, they would get overpowered quite quickly
Not overpowered more like overwhelmed if it purely ground troops also more likely there not send that much troops to earth that just waste of resources unless we start kicking ass.
We would probably have to use nukes and airstrikes a lot if we had to fight them but also tanks and artillery which could destroy an entire Squadron of stormtroopers. Also any kind of reinforcement would be useless considering all the anti air weapons we have on ground. Also lightsabers would be a little useless considering we would just put a 50-cal bullet into their brain.
But if they have a death Star..... We be fucked.
@@Ethan_Whitlock Well we are stubborn and if we hold out for a month or two the Rebels would show up and third party the Empire
Guerilla warfare would work pretty well against a greater number, especially if the empire has never seen that tactic before
@@Casedilla73 You gotta remember, the empire took over the entire galaxy, fo you really think they won't have tactics to fight gurilla warfare m
Stormtroopers are actually trained quite well.
The imperial army would most likely work on the front lines. Stormtroopers are more like Marines. Not to mention elite units and Darth Vader.
What about their aim? Imp stormtroopers aim
@@executeorder66-fs3ur This just work against the protagonists, for exemple at the very beginning of the saga in episode 4, when Luke's adoptive parents are killed Obi-Wan comments "Only stormtroopers are so precise" Also we know that on the first Death Star they had orders to let the rebels excape to track them down later which is how they found the Yavin base. But now Disney came along and since they're the bad guys now they're useless canon fodder.
@@executeorder66-fs3urThey're very poorly written
Tuskens have Good Aim.
Stormtroopers do not.
you shouldn't forget that stormtroopers are not the main army troopers of the Empire. They are, in fact, special forces with an higher training (compared to the standard soldiers). Also, they could literally just send a bunch of light cruisers and do orbital bombardment in strategic locations to destroy the main military bases all over the globe and then start a proper land invasion (which would led to a massacre on both sides.
Question do u think China nuke would be able to destroy a Star destroyer or a light cruiser with just a single nuke strap the nuke to each one of the ships then fire
@@ethanshockley4724 I think that the Empire would lose a bunch of ships at first bc of the nuclear weapons (energy shields are a thing but I'm not sure if they're strong enough) but then they'd just send tons and tons of tie fighters and stomtroopers till our forces get overwhelmed.
Then who are the main army troopers of the empire?
@@FTN_Ale the imperial army troopers we saw in both legends and canon.
canon references:
Solo: a star wars story
Andor
@@__xander_ tbh I feel like it would be the first time for us as human to bond together and not hat each other bc of our color and that we would actually be able to accomplish something that would crazy even though we may die a one
everyones gangsta until vader shows up
Or any sith lord
@@AnimeLord512*old republic trooper has entered the chat*
Darth Vader Gangsta until kim jong un shows up
@@Kmlcvlk999 Which he stops with the force and launches back to where they came from
@@Kmlcvlk999throws them back at us
*Him explaining how our soldiers can beat stormtroopers*
Empire: Ok fine I'll just send Vader.
Please enlighten me on what Vader is going to do when the Army drops bombs on him, send tanks, jets, the most elite soldiers the country has to offer, and countless snipers surrounding his position. First let's take into count how on average how fast a bullet goes. 2,700 ft per second, which is 1,900 miles per hour, which is around 25 times faster than a single blaster bult is Star Wars, plus an entire elite military team all attacking him at once from all angles, Vader is already fucked from that alone. Now let's look at how fast a sniper bullet is. It's around 1,800mph aka 2,700 feet per second, aka 800 meters per second, aka the average distance a sniper is from its target, meaning Vader would be shot dead in 1 single second. Now let's say somehow someway, he senses it with the force, it does not matter, becuae tf is he going to do? slice 1000 bullets a second going 25 times faster than a blaster bolt? Nah, Obi already tried blocking one single bullet, didn't work out to well for him in the comic, the bullet melted and shrapnel went straight into his chest, now image an entire team of elite soldiers, which thousands would probably be deployed once they see Vader uses magic powers. Now that's thousands of troops shooting guns that can shoot 10 bullets a second 25x faster than a blasterbolt, with extreme training, and far more skilled than storm troopers. Vader would already be dead again, but just so I can destroy your idea of thinking he would be dead even farther, let's pull up the tanks, yeah he ain't doing nothing. Already dead multiple times. Plus air strike. Dead again. Plus small nuke. Dead again. Plus big nuke. Dead again. GGs bro.
@@AlexWashiy bro don't know what the force actually is
@@theromanmapper Sure buddy
Did you know lightsabers can't deflect bullets. It's canon look it up!
@AntiUTTP234 legend vader can go toe to toe with God's i am sure he can carry multiple weapons in the air and projectiles and throw them back to the enemy
Actually im pretty sure their armor would hold up against our guns pretty decently
Bruv they got their armor obliterated by melee weapons not even designed for combat its pretty much just plastic
@@KOTKCereal-1jhkjhjkhjkh exactly, people forget that boba broke their helmets with a staff.
@@KOTKCereal-1jhkjhjkhjkh @Attention Horror going by that logic stormtroopers where clumsy idiots who never had a day of useful training in there lives, when in reality when they arent facing ppl with heavy and messy plot armor they do very well and are an actual threat, and like do i even have to explain the Boba Fett thing i mean disney is far from being above changing how something works just to serve there purposes, it makes him look awesome and powerful to have him break the armor so every tho its not realistic its got a cool factor tgey value more, there are videos and books that say there armor might have been weak against blaster fire but did a decent job protecting them against smoke and gas and projectiles and shrapnel
Our guns actually exist in the star wars universe, they're just called slugthrowers. Even the most basic armor can easily stop the bullets in the star wars universe, so yeah
@@AttentionHorrorSW true
everyone gansta until a mushroom cloud appears
Nukes don’t do much damage to Orbiting spacecraft in Star Wars and is more effective when you want to wipeout a population. They casually use those things in Star Wars
The empire’s biggest advantage would be the fact that they can drop troops anywhere on earth in a matter of minutes. Modern atmospheric defenses require warning and time and so the empire could just look down see were our defenses were weakest and literally just drop and their would be zero defenses adapted to deal with it. They would cause so much damage in the first 48 hours there would likely be no time for countries to coordinate.
Blitzkrieg would be their only option
Thats why most of the modern armies are mechanized, although, even with invading weakspots it would be hard for them, literally you have a whole planet agaisnt you that has best tactics, equipment you are not used to fight and Nukes that can destroy a star destroyer in just 2 hitz
Anti air has joined the chat
@@nosense8744but their whole thing is literally taking over planets in the galaxy and you think we would take them out just cus we banned together? That’s some Independence Day/mars attack type thinking. Plus this guy conveniently forgets the massive amount of other types of troopers and droids they have the hell are we gonna do against Being outnumbered and outclassed. What are you gonna do to a unit of imperial sentry droid that has hot laser bolts, missiles, high durability and speed and strength
@@nosense8744not to mention ECM Capabilities, Superior Air Superiority Fighters
In my Opinion Emperor Palpatine would offer Earth a chance to join the Galactic Empire so he could use Earth's strategies and tactics to help them to destroy the Rebal Alliance
And a few world leaders (and sheep) would gladly join.
@@kirk1701and those who refuse would be assainated by Earth's assassins and the people wouldn't suspect a thing.
Joe Biden as an imperial officer💀
The ones who does not join will properly see like billions of blasters coming at them
Yeah, this invasion scenario would only happen if we were dumb enough to decline the offer
Even without star destroyers being used our military would probably be overrun by the sheer amount of troops the empire has at its disposal
Earth has over 27 million soldiers, so it depends on how many stormtroopers they dedicate to us
@@ZainAhmed-ns2di they have billions to trillions to use, so they could easily send hundreds of millions to overrun. Not to mention their armor blocks slug throwers, aka bullets.
@@Dylan-yy3rw not according to Wikipedia, the empire only has tens or hundreds of millions. They had billions of clones and quintillions of droids
@@Dylan-yy3rw if we won the first war ,this means we can use they guns, spaceship and much, making are technological more advance. when they come back with more solders and destroyers for the 2nd war (I'm guessing they are unfamiliar of how to get to are solar system so maybe 2 to 5 years for the fight to continue) we give them a bigger fight to them and maybe we could steal they ships
@@alexjackyperson101 big if. Our weapons are literally useless against their armor. Hence why no one uses slug throwers other than mandalorians. The armors completely stop any bullets in lore. We would lose, and lose hard. Pluse they have a military 1000× our entire population with tech we aren't even close to.
Stormtrooper be like: Wait a minute, trees don't sneeze like that.
Veteran from Endor: Ewoks!!!!
This is technically a stolen comment/reply sorry
Vietnamese be like: We will permanently give them PTSD
@@Zkaa_Vibe_2 Stormtroopers dive bombkng and Death Star:
@@Zkaa_Vibe_2vietnam tunnel would just turn into a big hole of explosion
@@ปิยะวรรณอุบล-ฏ1ศbuddy, let's be honest, do you really think the empire would consider earth to be a threat big enough to send anything more than a few ISDs? Let alone the Death star (a disappointment that wasn't even in service for more than a few hours)
And Stormtrooper dive bombing ain't gonna do scrap.
Star Destroyers orbital bombardment of the enemy until they are dust.
Long live the Empire!
"If they whip out a star destroyer or a death star, we would stand little to no chance"
*ICBMs left the chat*
Edit: *Russian Supersonic Missiles joined the VC*
ICBMS won't do shit they would just retaliate with orbital bombing and kill more humans
Well let’s see what an icbm can do to Star Wars shields, considering they don’t shoot it down first
@@thelegosmithy161 🤔
@@thelegosmithy161 ISD's don't really have point defense systems, and other than some legend ships, most imperial ships lack points defense systems
@@TheGeneral3400 other than their smaller Turbolasers seen shooting at fighters yeah
Would we stand a chance?
NAH.
They’ve got orbital bombardment.
They’ve got blasters.
They’ve got ATAT’s and ATSTs
They’ve got PLANETS worth of troops
They’ve got MASTER military strategists
They’ve got practically SENTIENT probe droids
They’ve got Tie fighters
They’ve got death troopers and rocket troopers and DARK troopers.
They have DARTH HALLWAYDESTROYING VADER
And I haven’t even scratched the surface. I don’t care how good we are. The empire is better.
plus i bet there are enough people who outright join the empire.
Disagree with the military strategy part because most of the on screen high ranking people seem to be retarded as shit but since they have so much material it won't really matter....
Nagasaki and Hiroshima 😏
@Death Trooper Right here,if it means survival I'm joining
@@menacemaguire335 Naboo😏
I wish, that the Empire would came to Eart, because that would mean we are in the Stars Wars Universe.
Well we technically are in the SW universe. Just not really that known and mentioned. But an irl SW universe with us as a planet would be insane.
“What if the Empire came to Earth”
It would be like the British all over again. Just everyone getting fucking *colonized*
Can we all realize that the plastoid material stormtrooper armor is made from is resistant to bullets
Don’t forget air support, if you control the air you control the battlefield
Tie fighters would annihilate us
@@DragonNinjaHayabusa98yea but are they gonna use them all against us also most tie fighters have no armor so any AA could possibly knock them down
@@DragonNinjaHayabusa98 ok those aren't Tie fighters I'm not talking about Star Destroyer because ofc they fuck us up with bombardment
@@DragonNinjaHayabusa98 well we thinking they are gonna throw all forces at us also realistically probably not going to fight us unless we mess-ups somehow I don't think it can escalate enough to have a full-on planet at War. But we did get into a war with them they're probably not throwing Star Destroyers and tie Defenders unless the Rebel Alliance shows up or we become a real threat we're also in a different galaxies so the resources are going to be even more limited since they can't have the whole bunch of the resources wasted on Earth also I'm pretty sure our anti-air guns could take down a tie Defender because those Shields are made for lasers
My honest reaction to that Information:
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/FIM-92_Stinger
We would lose no question, a single star destroyer would be enough.
Fax man.we wouldn't win anywhere or anything.its a type three civilation attacking a o.7 civilization.
It wouldn’t except if there was other stuff on it..
@@jtjk9186 yeah i think it is complete ready for combat (wouldn't Make Sense if it's not prepared for Battle). i don't know if the shields would be strong enough to deflect nukes but if they just Need to stand in Orbit and shoot down with they'r weapons until we give up.
@@Dice_0ne you forgot about turbo lasers.shields don't mater really.ou4 nukes wouldn't be fast enough
@@topazcarnival9135 yeah you right
Empire enters the earth
*Germany summons hitler*
What’s that in the sky a plane bird no it’s a Star destroyer, *Oppenheimer starts to smirk*
Those are some sick battle paintings.
If Star Wars come to earth I would join grand admiral thrawn if I saw him
Detonate a nuke near the destroyer. The explosion would do minor damage. The EMP that would be emitted would in effect, act like an ion cannon and disable the destroyer. As for a Death Star, just gotta get a nuke inside. With its own massive air supply, gravity, and such a nuke or two would demolish it or damage it beyond usefulness
Your dumbness fascinates me
Problem is then, now Earth is a galactic outlaw for using nuclear weapons and now we have to nuke the entire empire.
I'm not that versed in Star Wars lore, but no offense, i still find comments like these a tad silly.
The first problem i see is this: how will you manage to get anything near the destroyer? Correct me if im wrong but I'd assume the destroyer to be fully capable of defending itself from any kind of attack sent from us, from whatever equivalent of AA guns they have to their smaller spaceships ready at any moment to defend the flagship all equipped with advanced scanners and radars.
Meanwhile, what do we have? We have rockets we use for small personnel/cargo transport and that's pretty much it, we don't have any kind of weapon nor are technologically advanced enough in order to build something that defends the rocket containing the nuke while in space.
Which brings us to the second problem, nukes aren't really that effective in outer space lol...
Of course it would be different if the destroyer entered our atmosphere but we shan't disregard everything I've listed in my first point.
Then, my last point, if the Empire came to our Earth in order to conquer us, they will either use negotiations or the element of surprise first.
Building rocket wielding nukes would pretty much be a declaration of war and the locations we produce them at would probably be prime targets if they were to fight us.
Bonus point, being conquered by the empire would probably be the best outcome for us(unless they enslave and or kill all of us).
We would finally be able to unite as one and possibly gain access to very, very advanced technology that would've taken us an eternity to research. Sounds like a win-win to me.
If humans act with reason instead of pride and emotions, we would easily advance as a species which i would be all in for.
Bro it takes us millions to make a massive shuttle to get 3 people to space
@6-D Pegasus lol, basically only the US could stand a chance against them.
Well, you do forget a couple things i believe.
1. The storm troopers are like the "Elite" soldiers of the Empire, and there is a large group in the empire called "Mud Troopers" which were featured in Solo. These guys are like the main force for the empire, like say they throw these guys in first to do as much damage as thry can, while Storm Troopers come in at the end to "take credit for winning the battle" Mud Troopers are pretty juch WWI soldiers.
2. Storm Troopers have more training than our soldiers. The only reason we see these guys run around and are dumb is because of a thing called Plot Armor. If none of the Star Wars characters had any plot armor, the Storm Troopers wwould wipe the floor with them like in Rouge One.
You are forgetting what Obi-Wan said - "Only Imperial Storm Troopers are this accurate".
"These blast points, too accurate for Sand People. Only Imperial Stormtroopers are so precise"
Bro forgot that stormtrooper armor is impervious to slugs
I'll see what he can do if he gets hit with a 50, which can even penetrate the armor of a modern IFV
Death Star: "Nothing can stops me."
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@@galaxy_rrytjr3544 if 1 x Wing could destroy a death star, a b-2 spirit loaded with nuclear bombs surely can destroy it.
@@galaxy_rrytjr3544a nuclear bomb is far stronger than the artillery cruisers use to destroy a shield, even if they can survive 1 of them there's a bunch more waiting. Still, missiles are slow and can be easily detroy before they even reach the ships.
damn wut would happen if the shot that missle out the sky better yet just go backwards the from wut i know death star doesnt have to be anywhere near the atmosphere to destroy it
@@Aaronreacherit is moon sized buddy you would need multiple tsar bomba to cover all of it not to forget ships have point defences to stop missles
We could hack star destroyers perhaps, or use ICBMS, the main problem is the fact that the empire just has so many more people and production that even if we kill 1000 stormtroopers for every one soldier, we still lose in the end
Yep the empire has a minimum of 1125000000 stormtroopers just on Star Destroyers. And StormTroopers Are Elite Soldiers. They would have us outnumbered so quickly.
Bro their military is more than just stormtroopers. They could probably take the Earth with a handful of AT-ATs and a TIE squadron.
The Imperial Army is so far outclassed by our Global Militaries that they become a non-factor.
Are you stupid? We have better weapon systems than the galactic empire and all it would take is anti air guns to mow down the TIE fighters, and star destroyers would be very quickly destroyed by our nukes, the AT-AT walkers would be taken down using anti tank rockets and landmines, unfortunately, the galactic empire's ground forces have no chance against us.
Well, that's debatable. Tie fighters can be taken down by any modern day fighter jet. Tie fighters are unshielded, and slow, and got some very obvious blind spots. Send one F-15, that would be more than enough to take down an entire squadron.
ATAT would be more of a challenge. Maybe they'd force the army to send an A10 or a couple of Abrahams.
That's all considering the Stormtroopers first strike USA.
ATATs are cool as hell, but I doubt they would be very effective irl. They are bulky, clumsy and slow. They’d be far more effective mounted on treads instead of robotic legs
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@@alannatherson7721 hypersonic missile go weeeeeee
@@breadloafsupreme death star laser go boom.
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The New Republic citizens: "You should help them!"
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Actually from what I understand, stormtrooper armor if kept in very good condition is impervious to all manner of projectile weapons. I could be wrong, but according to Thrawn Alliances pristine armor is impervious to EVERYTHING except high-powered blasters
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Join the fight on our side?
@@painlord2k I'D RATHER DIE!
Think if The Fabulous Custodes joined the fight against Vader.
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I’d join the Empire on a heart beat
Im pretty sure modern stormtrooper armour is impervious to metal rounds. It just couldnt hold up against actual blaster rounds
Well considering the fact that Boba Fett crushed stormi helmets with a stick in The Mandalorian I think a bullet has quite a good chance.
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In all serious lmao this doesnt even make any sense to defeat the empire defeat lmao do research
@@aaronmatthewrosales2023 Bro it's a fucking joke.
"Legalize nuclear bombs"
You know those don’t do anything to spacecraft in Star Wars
Just imagine if that happened and there was a meeting and Darth Vader let us win because we fought so well
We probably wouldn’t fight that well.
Nah he would just either leave or start slaughtering everyone in his path
@@rondaxen88 idk. Guerrilla warfare and bullet are pretty affective
@@jomeshome3950 Gueilla Warfare, yea could be effective but we’d still use. Not sure why you mention bullets. Bullets are a primitive technology in the Star Wars universe
@@rondaxen88 Yes but they are extremely effective still
I think the biggest chance of victory we would have, would most likely be pure attrition. Make it cost so much to actually take earth that it’s not worth it. So many casualties and elements of psychological warfare that they give up and leave. Then again, as you said, Death Star would probably be called up. But still, victory for us because we drove them off to the point where they decided it would be better to destroy us than attempt control.
I don’t think getting completely destroyed would be much of a victory. In the end the empire would survive and we wouldn’t.
Nice analysis. However, your missing one key detail.
"A LONG TIME AGO in a galaxy far, far, away"
We're fucked. There are specific troopers for each type of terrain. They use camouflage aswell, but usually whenever we see Stormtroopers in the movies are in situations where hiding and camouflage isn't needed. The white plastoid armour is the norm, but there are different types. Stormtroopers may be less trained, but their officers aren't. In sheer numbers they win. In tactical ability they win (as they have more options (and if they have Thrawn then we're done for)). Also, Stormtroopers are trained to work together. They don't recieve as much training as here on Earth but they receive enough to get by. And to clarify, Stormtroopers aren't that bad a shot (Imperial Stormtroopers as least). They get their reputation from episode 4 when they didn't hit anyone on the Death Star. That is because they were ordered to let them go, but not let the enemy know that so they could track the ship back to the Rebellion's base. But yeh, a Star Destroyer would mean we're done for.
I think thrawn called it planetary bombardment in the rebels series where he had his star destroyers wreck havoc on the planets surface. We would be screwed.
We would not be screwed, we can defend ourselves in space using nukes
@@usipussi6647a turbo lazer has the power of a nuclear bomb we see star destroyers taking hundreds of shots from and being fine
@@Average_Enclave_Soldier A nuclear bomb with the power of what? 1 Kiloton of tnt? A megaton? Nuclear bombs can range from 1 kiloton of tnt to a gigaton, with our capabilities
@@usipussi6647nah, we still screwed
This may be true, but air superiority would be instantly gone, and we also have to think about the inquisitors and Vader and the purge troopers, AT-AT’s which cannot be destroyed by our own tanks because of their armor. On top of that, numbers! Stormtroopers are very numerous and despite common belief, they are precise with their shooting if we listen to the actual lore (and to Obi-Wan) and they have troops like snow troopers, desert troopers and special forces who use camouflage. Green camo armor was actually pretty common in the imperial army, just not shown in the movies.
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Wdym? We have stealth fighters that fire missiles from kilometres away, we easily dominate them
@@ddarkon1223 they have missiles which can be fired from light years away. And also the instant they reach earth they would probably release an electromagnetic pulse which would knock out all the fancy planes and equipment.
@@c4nnon_fodd3r we also have EMPs and no I haven't seen any AA missiles from tie fighters
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i would have to disgree with this since i dont see earth pulling ourself toghter, there be mix of conuty who side with empire vs people who fight back
Don’t forget. Stormtrooper armor is for blasters not “slug throwers” aka guns.
And remember Boba smashing them with his pointy stick
And Canonically, stormtrooper armor is basically just their equivalent of thermoplastic, I mean the material is literally called plastoid
If they land in Vietnam, then they deal with the Vietcong… and I guess Ewoks-
I say I would surrender to the Galactic Empire and work together with them
Bullets actually don't affect Stormtrooper armour, it's strong enough for that
The bullet in star wars are just like musket rounds
Boba Fett managed to destroy stormtrooper armour by hitting it with a club
@Tankiopa That's the thing that's confusing, but why would stormtrooper armour not save them from bullets?
@@aidandeblasio Because bullets are extremely uncommon. it's like making sword resistant armor in the modern day, it would be a wasted investment in most cases
@@liamdalemon1525 Nope its just a plot hole
It would kind of be like the Battle of Endor between the Ewoks & Empire. We’d be able to take potshots at them, but the minute they come at us with heavy armor and starships, we’re toast.
Stormtrooper:"hey why are the trees talking?"
"Other stroomtrooper:"hey check where we are officer"
Officer:"so apparently we are in....... *vietnam* "
*fortunate son plays in the distance*
“If Star destroyers show up there’d be no chance”
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Nuke in space ?
@@Roi_D_Pirates It works, look up project starfish prime
@@c4productions5959 But bro for the Empire our nuke= stick 😂
@@Roi_D_Pirates nukes are extremely powerful they are not just sticks
@@Roi_D_Pirates bruh you know some nukes go into space before going into earth again
we have slug throwers. In fact, in republic commando, using a shotgun on a commando could cause extensive damage with the kinetic impact. If not, then quite literally, I think 556. and 7.62 or anything above possibly 9mm. and 45. acp will fuck over a storm trooper. now, when we pull out something like 50. cals they're dead.
A lot of people forget that the more heavily you armor something, the more kinetic energy it’s gonna push onto it. Even if a 7.62 doesn’t penetrate, say goodbye to that ribcage
Star Wars’ firearms are basically just high-tech muskets.
Ain’t no way in hell Plastoid is stopping a .308 round.
One thing is for sure, they would suffer horrendous casualties.
We'd lose satellite communications right off the bat, since they'd probably be knocked out the second they arrived by a bunch of ties.
If the ground battle went sideways, they'd delta zero our asses from orbit with a single SD.
Laughs in 70,600 nuclear weapons
@@mastergmoore Nukes don't really work in space that well. Kinda need an atmosphere for a shockwave.
@@brentc2411The main danger of nukes in space is actually nuclear radiation. The blast disappears, and so does thermal radiation. But without an atmosphere to attenuate it, it's nuclear radiation is much, much worse in space than at sea level.
I suspect ISDs (and most Star Wars ships) have shielding tech to deal with radiation since they are spacefaring vessels and naturally have to deal with cosmic phenomena all the time.
@@Kilovotisalso the EMP.
1st nuke will disable an ISD.
2nd will crack it in half.
@@Peter_Turbo4 Depending on how far out the Star Destroyer is. It still has to be able to interact with the Earth's atmosphere to produce the EMP effect.
A nuke still cannot produce a blast or shockwave in space, so it will not "crack it in half" regardless. HOWEVER, you may be on to something about using them for EMPs if they're close enough to do so.
Storm troopers shots per fatal kill was around 30-40 shots per kill, meanwhile, just the U.S army has upward 110-120 per kill, that's a HUGE difference, the only reason that we see stormtroopers always missing is because if they were as accurate as they should be, it would be a short movie
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Really? I feel like Stormtrooper armor, despite appearances, could protect them from weapons. I mean there be dents but nothing too life threatening lol
No if a bullet can go through a lightsaber it can go through trooper armor since there are gubs in star wars called slug throwers
Stormtrooper armor is designed to deflect blaster fire. The bright white color is meant to reduce the heat damage done by a blaster shot but it gets extremely weak if blunt force is applied instead of heat
Stormtrooper armour is designed for peacekeeping and for being cheap not combat
@@ryanvermilion7261 it's can't.
Slug throwers aren’t used in Star Wars because even very basic armor can stop them
No in the comics it's shown that metal bullets do exist in the star wars canon and it's shown that the metal bullets are weak against there armour and it just kinda breaks also it's shown that storm troopers do have training it's shown this in rebels sooo
Remember, the F-15 shot a satellite out of orbit. A few of those bad boys can take out a star destroyer
Oh my gah since when did F-15 could go to space even tho is any jets would come close the would be met with thousands of tie fighters and the blasters from the star destroyer 🫤
@@yousefenayatullah1968 incomprehensible. May the lord have mercy on your wicked soul
Armor in star wars blocks slug throwers really well, storm trooper armor is made from plastoid which is not going to block head on blaster bolts but it will disperse some of the energy. The reason conventional ballistic weapons arent used in star wars is because they are obsolete blasters are more powerful, easier to use and hardly need to reload. The gas that the blasters shoot is also widely accessible and cheap. On a military scale they would wipe the floor with earth😂
Finally someone who understands.
no it doesnt, i dont know were this misinformation stems from but slug throwers arnt used because they are illegal in most systems because not only are they hard to protect against but can cause maiming.
i mean FFS the hutts banned their use which is weird given what legal in hutt space.
@@MrEcoho Yes slug throwers can cause severe wounds but any new or old armor in star wars history was shown to block slug throwers easily unless the target is unarmed, but in star wars the chances of you finding a fully un armored combatant is unlikely since armor is very common in the star wars universe and its worn by alot of militarized factions and syndicates. Its been stated many times in cannon star wars content that slug throwers are highly ineffective against blasters plus blaster ammunitions is alot easier to come by because its easier to manufacture and and cost less. They almost never need to reload and unless they are cooling the weapon, blaster also do more internal damage consistently and they are more accurate.
@@Pharaoh5611 yeah sure it is its not like we have legends with trandoshins using slugthowers to kill clones oh wait we do.
hell in canon material we never see the stuff used at all, but storm trooper armor in current canon is essentially useless.
blasters were cheaper to use but less effective at killing people because the amount of energy needed to launch a projectile at lethal speeds is more than a blaster bolt which can do the same thing if less effectively. A M-16 was used over the M-14 for basically the same reason, it was cheaper to make and could be as lethal if at a less effective range with less stopping power.
the real scary shit though were things like the mandolorian ripper which used physical and disruptor tech.
@@Pharaoh5611 thats just not true.
Plastoid armor is awful and does nothing. It cant even withstand blunt force trauma
Also, we have superior rate of fire, our bullets aren't all tracers, our rounds are faster, our armor is less detectable and more survivable, our aircraft are faster and have much better weapons systems and detection/sensors, and even if they pull up with a star destroyer (I view the death star as unlikely, as we aren't a particularly important planet and they generally don't have any significant numbers of death stars) we have nukes which can easily reach space and could absolutely obliterate the imperial ships.
Could 4chan just hack the Death Star and they most likely came to conquer the planet not destroy it.
@@Automaton2374chan is only used to hacking data from others
They cant hack an advanced space military weapon
Also why did you bring a website to face against a space empire.
I know where your going for but we still lose
The empire probably idolises our boldness to dangle nukes in eachothers face
In a canon comic Vader was surrounded by thousands of rebels. The rebels said to Vader that they have him surrounded and the only reply Vader gave was "All I'm surrounded by is fear and dead men" and then he used the force and killed every single rebel on that battlefield. I guess Vader can do the same against our forces.
“The moment they pull out a star destroyer or a Death Star we stand little to no chance”
Between the USA, Russia, and China, I can think of 1200 intercontinental ballistic reasons we stand a chance.
fun fact, in the star wars universe metal bullets exist but they are oblosete and the storm trooper armor can take hits from our gun
The thing is, stormtroopers turned into a joke. But that’s not simply how it is. The accurate stormtroopers from the new tv series were actually able to hold their ground like how they whould if they weren’t a joke. They are also highly elite troops that roam the galaxy
Stormtroopers have very good training they have good aim to they missed on purpose to follow the falcon to eventually get to Luke
You forgot the Imperial Clone Commandos, Imperial Storm Commandos, shielded AT-ATs, AT-ST’s. Ion shields that withstand radiation TIE Fighter support ripping us to shreds, SPMAT-artillery, speeder troopers, jet troopers, TX-130 Saber gunners, Occupier tank gunners, Force Users, Plastoid protection. Sharpshooters(better shootingsight) Imperial Bombardment, Proton bombing runs. Bro we’re f*cking screwed.
Stormtroopers are a specialgroup in the empire, the army of the empire are imperial army troops (we see them in Ander and Solo a Star Wars Stories) and this trooper wearing camouflage too
Allow me to fact check you. Stormtrooper armor is shown to be resistant to most kinetic attacks, such as slug rounds. So I believe they could hold up against bullets, at least against most small-arms fire.