What If The Empire Came To Earth?

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  • @Mr47jz
    @Mr47jz Рік тому +5326

    Being from Chicago I’d consider us to have a fair shot. Considering 99.99% of the hood has the same shooting skills as stormtroopers it would be a fair fight. 😂

    • @AttentionHorrorSW
      @AttentionHorrorSW  Рік тому +432

      😂 That is probably the best comment i'll ever read

    • @goooooooberr
      @goooooooberr Рік тому +73

      yeah lightsabers just make the bullets past through and melt the siths body so yeah

    • @thecolonel7524
      @thecolonel7524 Рік тому +46

      @@AttentionHorrorSW you forgot to mention that we can hit our shots

    • @nomus1172
      @nomus1172 Рік тому +38

      But if it’s legends stormtroopers you’re dead

    • @FrancisWallerston
      @FrancisWallerston Рік тому +18

      Bro did the hood dirty 💀

  • @EVERYTHINGELSEWASTAKEN77
    @EVERYTHINGELSEWASTAKEN77 Рік тому +3207

    Storm troopers: "Hey why are the trees talking?"
    Veteran Storm trooper: *Proceeds to have endor flashbacks*

  • @theempire3141
    @theempire3141 Рік тому +1440

    Bro forgot that the Stormtroopers aren't the Empire's only form of infantry.

    • @comd-tricky
      @comd-tricky Рік тому +235

      It's all fun and games till they bring out the Death Troopers

    • @leonidasimperialis3513
      @leonidasimperialis3513 Рік тому +151

      ​@@comd-tricky Nah Death Troopers can get handled by Special Forces. Only thing DTs have going for them is slightly better training but are mostly carried by Augments

    • @SuperiorShrek
      @SuperiorShrek Рік тому +39

      Don’t forget beskar troopers

    • @BatarangTV
      @BatarangTV Рік тому +55

      When Vader comes out we have no chance

    • @NexusGaming857
      @NexusGaming857 Рік тому +99

      @@BatarangTV
      If we're going Legends, we stand no chance. If we're going Disney canon, it'd take one helluva bombardment, but it can be done. Plus, lightsabers would be pretty useless against our faster munitions which, even if he did block the shots, the molten slag would still be pretty lethal.

  • @chikkynuggy7522
    @chikkynuggy7522 Рік тому +414

    In Star Wars there actually are guns that fire bullets called “slug throwers” that are rarely used because you need a lot more ammo and because even the most basic armor can resist fire from them. Stormtrooper armor seems useless but you have to remember that the main rifle used by the rebel alliance has been known to blow the arms off of un armored people.

    • @vidmaurer8443
      @vidmaurer8443 Рік тому +39

      Yes but slug trowers where just that. SLUG throwers. Slugs are much bigger and wider projectiles that have a MUCH lower velocity than standard kaliber bullets. Not to mention that their surface area is much bigger therefore greatly decreasing armour penetration.
      And lets not forget that we see stormtrooper armour shatter and break from much weaker blunt trauma like bobas staff.

    • @endavenger8504
      @endavenger8504 Рік тому +7

      @@vidmaurer8443 who knows, maybe it has an oobleck-like consistency where it could become stronger against projectiles at high velocities

    • @Aegie
      @Aegie Рік тому +5

      Some armor piercing ammo and they will be humiliated

    • @TD-ht8dz
      @TD-ht8dz Рік тому +8

      @@vidmaurer8443 I'm sorry, what??? lmao you clearly have no idea what a gaffi stick is, it's not just some standard weak staff, those things are powerful, do your research before saying that Stormtrooper armor is weak because it broke to a gaffi stick being swung by Boba Fett, who would would also know any weak points in the armor.

    • @DP-ic2lz
      @DP-ic2lz Рік тому +3

      They cant.
      Storm troopers Plastoid armor cant stand against blunt force trauma they defo cant withstand a Nato round.

  • @GeorgeTyrrell-qm2ep
    @GeorgeTyrrell-qm2ep 11 місяців тому +168

    also imagine the first earth person to un mask a stormtrooper realize its human

    • @0BI-WAN.KENOBI
      @0BI-WAN.KENOBI 7 місяців тому +26

      Idk if it would be scarier if it was human or alien tbh...

    • @WayneAsianBoi
      @WayneAsianBoi 7 місяців тому +13

      I feel like irs gonna be obvious stormtroopers are humanoid, speak english and are funny

    • @Burg1238
      @Burg1238 6 місяців тому

      Friendly fire

    • @anonymer-d1k
      @anonymer-d1k 6 місяців тому

      humans don't give a fuck see ww1 and ww2

    • @corruptangel6793
      @corruptangel6793 5 місяців тому +10

      I think the bigger reaction would be: "Holy shit, SW is real!!!"

  • @mctottem4636
    @mctottem4636 Рік тому +287

    The stormtroopers have green armor too, it is just not used as often. In Star Wars, we can see green camo on stromtroopers several times.
    Edit: I am leaving this a year later so I have more knowledge. The stormtroopers have adapted into military situation with camouflages and they most centairnily block some lower caliber weaponary.

  • @hkonkgoose4675
    @hkonkgoose4675 Рік тому +98

    Energy shield vs non energy guided missile.
    The tie pilot after dodging a missile and seeing it turn around: well sh*t

    • @Peter_Turbo4
      @Peter_Turbo4 11 місяців тому +15

      “The missile knows where it is…”

    • @refulgent_fanta
      @refulgent_fanta 7 місяців тому +12

      Even our jet fighters would do fairly well against a tie fighter. Tie fighters were not particularly fast, their top speed was 1200 kph.

    • @yousefenayatullah1968
      @yousefenayatullah1968 6 місяців тому

      @@refulgent_fantathey can fire multiple blasters at once and just intercept the missles

    • @refulgent_fanta
      @refulgent_fanta 6 місяців тому +5

      @@yousefenayatullah1968 they may be able to fire multiple blasters at once, but as far as I know they can't shoot behind them. Also, we currently have jet fighters that are much faster than a TIE. So a dogfight between a TIE fighter and one of our modern fighter planes would not be easy for the TIE.

    • @LoneWolf1493
      @LoneWolf1493 5 місяців тому +8

      F-22 be like: “Would you intercept me?” *smacks lips* “I’d intercept me.”

  • @Aron34698
    @Aron34698 Рік тому +498

    Empire: lets bring out our star destroyers
    The 70,300 nuclear/thermonuclear bombs being held in storage:

    • @Commander_Thorn.
      @Commander_Thorn. Рік тому +142

      The Death Star 100 million light years away:
      Tarkin: “You may fire when ready 🗿”

    • @haroldcarfrey4206
      @haroldcarfrey4206 Рік тому +32

      10 MT nuclear warheads would be like spiking a Star Destroyer with 1,024 Photon Torpedoes all at once in one location and we have TENs of thousands of them

    • @Aron34698
      @Aron34698 Рік тому +34

      @@Commander_Thorn. so the beam will take 100 million years to reach us

    • @IAmTheSenate218
      @IAmTheSenate218 Рік тому +7

      ​@@haroldcarfrey4206 thousands? Tey millions

    • @azwanajeeb2167
      @azwanajeeb2167 Рік тому +7

      Proceed with electronic warfare and make them shoot each other or self-destruct their own ship.

  • @SunlightNoob
    @SunlightNoob Рік тому +95

    Galactic Empire has *Darth Vader*
    Earth has *Kim Jung Un*

    • @groovydudewithdumbintentions
      @groovydudewithdumbintentions Рік тому +19

      difference
      *we got a button*
      *they got a bigger one*

    • @SunlightNoob
      @SunlightNoob Рік тому +5

      @@groovydudewithdumbintentions we got you. Bro... (You can help)

    • @Zkaa_Vibe_2
      @Zkaa_Vibe_2 11 місяців тому +7

      Ahh yes the Darth Fatman

    • @darthbane5357
      @darthbane5357 11 місяців тому +3

      The nukes would be neutralized

    • @Cherno35
      @Cherno35 10 місяців тому

      Kim Jong Un doesn’t shit. That should strike fear into their hearts.

  • @itambor
    @itambor Рік тому +212

    Stormtroopers are trained extremely well on a personal level and in a large assault. Where they flounder is small unit tactics. It's why they're so effective at steamrolling bunched up Rebel cells (Hoth and Jeddha come to mind) but really flounder during fights like Endor or Tattooine

    • @forgottendragonpriestartem3414
      @forgottendragonpriestartem3414 Рік тому +15

      They are also the equivalent of the US Rangers/Airborne etc etc (Aka not special operations but very close, aka yes there is a entire different Imperial Army that are way worse) which it seems like everyone forgets, when plot armor doesn’t show up it’s stated *stormtroopers are a big threat*

    • @dessirangelova2676
      @dessirangelova2676 Рік тому +4

      ​@@forgottendragonpriestartem3414 more like german stormtroopers from ww1 or marines

    • @boog1939
      @boog1939 Рік тому +3

      this video is earth propaganda

    • @Peter_Turbo4
      @Peter_Turbo4 11 місяців тому

      Imperial Stormtroopers are Navy Marines in practice.
      Our own Special Forces will wipe the floor with them before they even realise they’re in danger.

  • @adimaiuniversal4361
    @adimaiuniversal4361 Рік тому +24

    Southeast asian nations: proceeds to transform into trees and become moles

  • @arnavbhai917
    @arnavbhai917 Рік тому +116

    One thing you are forgetting is that the imperial military had billions of troopers, so even if every able person joined the fight, they would get overpowered quite quickly

    • @Ethan_Whitlock
      @Ethan_Whitlock 11 місяців тому +18

      Not overpowered more like overwhelmed if it purely ground troops also more likely there not send that much troops to earth that just waste of resources unless we start kicking ass.

    • @MarkoXPlays
      @MarkoXPlays 7 місяців тому

      We would probably have to use nukes and airstrikes a lot if we had to fight them but also tanks and artillery which could destroy an entire Squadron of stormtroopers. Also any kind of reinforcement would be useless considering all the anti air weapons we have on ground. Also lightsabers would be a little useless considering we would just put a 50-cal bullet into their brain.
      But if they have a death Star..... We be fucked.

    • @Wildgamer2205
      @Wildgamer2205 6 місяців тому +2

      @@Ethan_Whitlock Well we are stubborn and if we hold out for a month or two the Rebels would show up and third party the Empire

    • @Casedilla73
      @Casedilla73 6 місяців тому +3

      Guerilla warfare would work pretty well against a greater number, especially if the empire has never seen that tactic before

    • @arnavbhai917
      @arnavbhai917 6 місяців тому +3

      @@Casedilla73 You gotta remember, the empire took over the entire galaxy, fo you really think they won't have tactics to fight gurilla warfare m

  • @youngdud21
    @youngdud21 Рік тому +49

    bro I'm joining the Empire idk wtf y'all gonna be doing

    • @bconroy328
      @bconroy328 Рік тому +3

      Recreating halo reach.... have fun in the empire nerd

    • @Roi_D_Pirates
      @Roi_D_Pirates Рік тому +5

      FOR THE EMPIRE COMRAD

    • @Frank.Stones
      @Frank.Stones Рік тому +2

      Treason
      Shame on you

    • @Roi_D_Pirates
      @Roi_D_Pirates Рік тому

      @@Frank.Stones Pathetic little rebel

    • @TersniaEGL
      @TersniaEGL 9 місяців тому

      You traitor You áre gonna betray US like that shame on you

  • @MrDoomlz
    @MrDoomlz Рік тому +124

    Dawg, I'd sign up and join the empire in a heartbeat

    • @Hask5555
      @Hask5555 Рік тому +12

      Me too

    • @PhantomJury
      @PhantomJury Рік тому +23

      Same, we probably be better of with the Empire since..yknow, they are the Galactic Empire. (And we are humans!)

    • @Basedlocation
      @Basedlocation Рік тому +8

      With sympathizers like us our planet would be spared

    • @mythictree3434
      @mythictree3434 Рік тому +8

      Exactly man! The empire is pretty cool anyways if you are a fan of the Star Wars lore. I would try to become an inquisitor or something.

    • @Hask5555
      @Hask5555 Рік тому +4

      @@mythictree3434 Finally someone remembers the deteours, but honestly with the luck we have, we would do more job as stormtroopers or officer with a very good career thanks to our COMMON SENSE

  • @Vantainium
    @Vantainium Рік тому +38

    Stormtroopers are actually trained quite well.
    The imperial army would most likely work on the front lines. Stormtroopers are more like Marines. Not to mention elite units and Darth Vader.

    • @executeorder66-fs3ur
      @executeorder66-fs3ur Рік тому +2

      What about their aim? Imp stormtroopers aim

    • @kornephoras8914
      @kornephoras8914 Рік тому +3

      @@executeorder66-fs3ur This just work against the protagonists, for exemple at the very beginning of the saga in episode 4, when Luke's adoptive parents are killed Obi-Wan comments "Only stormtroopers are so precise" Also we know that on the first Death Star they had orders to let the rebels excape to track them down later which is how they found the Yavin base. But now Disney came along and since they're the bad guys now they're useless canon fodder.

    • @ichor732
      @ichor732 Рік тому

      ​@@executeorder66-fs3urThey're very poorly written

    • @Peter_Turbo4
      @Peter_Turbo4 11 місяців тому

      Tuskens have Good Aim.
      Stormtroopers do not.

  • @Melon52269
    @Melon52269 11 місяців тому +13

    everyone gansta until a mushroom cloud appears

    • @gt5bonelesshuman421
      @gt5bonelesshuman421 3 місяці тому

      Nukes don’t do much damage to Orbiting spacecraft in Star Wars and is more effective when you want to wipeout a population. They casually use those things in Star Wars

  • @Ratking665
    @Ratking665 Рік тому +73

    If the mandalorians couldn't do it then neither can we

    • @mapleflag6518
      @mapleflag6518 Рік тому +5

      The Mandalorians didn’t have a proper organized army.

    • @Ratking665
      @Ratking665 Рік тому +13

      @@mapleflag6518 neither does earth

    • @yaboi7465
      @yaboi7465 Рік тому +9

      ​@@Ratking665 the moment one star destroyer pulls up you know the world will not work together

    • @Declopse
      @Declopse Рік тому

      ​@@Ratking665they do

    • @mrzirak792
      @mrzirak792 Рік тому +2

      ​@@mapleflag6518 one time they did, and it took republic and split of jedi order to fight them back.

  • @theromanmapper
    @theromanmapper Рік тому +18

    *Him explaining how our soldiers can beat stormtroopers*
    Empire: Ok fine I'll just send Vader.

    • @AlexWashiy
      @AlexWashiy 11 місяців тому +3

      Please enlighten me on what Vader is going to do when the Army drops bombs on him, send tanks, jets, the most elite soldiers the country has to offer, and countless snipers surrounding his position. First let's take into count how on average how fast a bullet goes. 2,700 ft per second, which is 1,900 miles per hour, which is around 25 times faster than a single blaster bult is Star Wars, plus an entire elite military team all attacking him at once from all angles, Vader is already fucked from that alone. Now let's look at how fast a sniper bullet is. It's around 1,800mph aka 2,700 feet per second, aka 800 meters per second, aka the average distance a sniper is from its target, meaning Vader would be shot dead in 1 single second. Now let's say somehow someway, he senses it with the force, it does not matter, becuae tf is he going to do? slice 1000 bullets a second going 25 times faster than a blaster bolt? Nah, Obi already tried blocking one single bullet, didn't work out to well for him in the comic, the bullet melted and shrapnel went straight into his chest, now image an entire team of elite soldiers, which thousands would probably be deployed once they see Vader uses magic powers. Now that's thousands of troops shooting guns that can shoot 10 bullets a second 25x faster than a blasterbolt, with extreme training, and far more skilled than storm troopers. Vader would already be dead again, but just so I can destroy your idea of thinking he would be dead even farther, let's pull up the tanks, yeah he ain't doing nothing. Already dead multiple times. Plus air strike. Dead again. Plus small nuke. Dead again. Plus big nuke. Dead again. GGs bro.

    • @theromanmapper
      @theromanmapper 11 місяців тому +2

      @@AlexWashiy bro don't know what the force actually is

    • @AlexWashiy
      @AlexWashiy 11 місяців тому

      @@theromanmapper Sure buddy

    • @Bobert2314
      @Bobert2314 7 місяців тому

      Did you know lightsabers can't deflect bullets. It's canon look it up!

    • @engineergaming3043
      @engineergaming3043 6 місяців тому

      @AntiUTTP234 legend vader can go toe to toe with God's i am sure he can carry multiple weapons in the air and projectiles and throw them back to the enemy

  • @ttvspringsolution_sith527
    @ttvspringsolution_sith527 Рік тому +49

    everyones gangsta until vader shows up

    • @AnimeLord512
      @AnimeLord512 Рік тому +3

      Or any sith lord

    • @anthonylarson60
      @anthonylarson60 Рік тому +2

      @@AnimeLord512*old republic trooper has entered the chat*

    • @Zkaa_Vibe_2
      @Zkaa_Vibe_2 11 місяців тому

      Darth Vader Gangsta until kim jong un shows up

    • @ttvspringsolution_sith527
      @ttvspringsolution_sith527 11 місяців тому +1

      @@Kmlcvlk999 Which he stops with the force and launches back to where they came from

    • @BigWyattgaming
      @BigWyattgaming 11 місяців тому +2

      @@Kmlcvlk999throws them back at us

  • @ThorMoore
    @ThorMoore 11 місяців тому +9

    “What if the Empire came to Earth”
    It would be like the British all over again. Just everyone getting fucking *colonized*

  • @cuzimkoko3984
    @cuzimkoko3984 Рік тому +16

    I wish, that the Empire would came to Eart, because that would mean we are in the Stars Wars Universe.

    • @Directed2212
      @Directed2212 10 днів тому

      Well we technically are in the SW universe. Just not really that known and mentioned. But an irl SW universe with us as a planet would be insane.

  • @goonslayer4777
    @goonslayer4777 5 місяців тому +2

    Can we all realize that the plastoid material stormtrooper armor is made from is resistant to bullets

  • @esegall91
    @esegall91 Рік тому +185

    Detonate a nuke near the destroyer. The explosion would do minor damage. The EMP that would be emitted would in effect, act like an ion cannon and disable the destroyer. As for a Death Star, just gotta get a nuke inside. With its own massive air supply, gravity, and such a nuke or two would demolish it or damage it beyond usefulness

    • @randomdude845
      @randomdude845 Рік тому

      Your dumbness fascinates me

    • @misaka8417
      @misaka8417 Рік тому +31

      Problem is then, now Earth is a galactic outlaw for using nuclear weapons and now we have to nuke the entire empire.

    • @deceptionception
      @deceptionception Рік тому +29

      I'm not that versed in Star Wars lore, but no offense, i still find comments like these a tad silly.
      The first problem i see is this: how will you manage to get anything near the destroyer? Correct me if im wrong but I'd assume the destroyer to be fully capable of defending itself from any kind of attack sent from us, from whatever equivalent of AA guns they have to their smaller spaceships ready at any moment to defend the flagship all equipped with advanced scanners and radars.
      Meanwhile, what do we have? We have rockets we use for small personnel/cargo transport and that's pretty much it, we don't have any kind of weapon nor are technologically advanced enough in order to build something that defends the rocket containing the nuke while in space.
      Which brings us to the second problem, nukes aren't really that effective in outer space lol...
      Of course it would be different if the destroyer entered our atmosphere but we shan't disregard everything I've listed in my first point.
      Then, my last point, if the Empire came to our Earth in order to conquer us, they will either use negotiations or the element of surprise first.
      Building rocket wielding nukes would pretty much be a declaration of war and the locations we produce them at would probably be prime targets if they were to fight us.
      Bonus point, being conquered by the empire would probably be the best outcome for us(unless they enslave and or kill all of us).
      We would finally be able to unite as one and possibly gain access to very, very advanced technology that would've taken us an eternity to research. Sounds like a win-win to me.
      If humans act with reason instead of pride and emotions, we would easily advance as a species which i would be all in for.

    • @6-dpegasus425
      @6-dpegasus425 Рік тому +13

      Bro it takes us millions to make a massive shuttle to get 3 people to space

    • @liam_tw
      @liam_tw Рік тому +2

      ​@6-D Pegasus lol, basically only the US could stand a chance against them.

  • @Dice_0ne
    @Dice_0ne Рік тому +50

    We would lose no question, a single star destroyer would be enough.

    • @topazcarnival9135
      @topazcarnival9135 Рік тому

      Fax man.we wouldn't win anywhere or anything.its a type three civilation attacking a o.7 civilization.

    • @jtjk9186
      @jtjk9186 Рік тому +2

      It wouldn’t except if there was other stuff on it..

    • @Dice_0ne
      @Dice_0ne Рік тому +1

      @@jtjk9186 yeah i think it is complete ready for combat (wouldn't Make Sense if it's not prepared for Battle). i don't know if the shields would be strong enough to deflect nukes but if they just Need to stand in Orbit and shoot down with they'r weapons until we give up.

    • @topazcarnival9135
      @topazcarnival9135 Рік тому +6

      @@Dice_0ne you forgot about turbo lasers.shields don't mater really.ou4 nukes wouldn't be fast enough

    • @Dice_0ne
      @Dice_0ne Рік тому

      @@topazcarnival9135 yeah you right

  • @allegianceproductionsoffic9265
    @allegianceproductionsoffic9265 10 місяців тому +193

    "If they whip out a star destroyer or a death star, we would stand little to no chance"
    *ICBMs left the chat*
    Edit: *Russian Supersonic Missiles joined the VC*

    • @floseatyard8063
      @floseatyard8063 10 місяців тому

      ICBMS won't do shit they would just retaliate with orbital bombing and kill more humans

    • @thelegosmithy161
      @thelegosmithy161 9 місяців тому +33

      Well let’s see what an icbm can do to Star Wars shields, considering they don’t shoot it down first

    • @allegianceproductionsoffic9265
      @allegianceproductionsoffic9265 9 місяців тому +6

      @@thelegosmithy161 🤔

    • @TheGeneral3400
      @TheGeneral3400 9 місяців тому +21

      ​@@thelegosmithy161 ISD's don't really have point defense systems, and other than some legend ships, most imperial ships lack points defense systems

    • @thelegosmithy161
      @thelegosmithy161 9 місяців тому +7

      @@TheGeneral3400 other than their smaller Turbolasers seen shooting at fighters yeah

  • @fnln1913
    @fnln1913 Рік тому +12

    Those are some sick battle paintings.

  • @expletorystar48
    @expletorystar48 3 місяці тому +1

    Well, you do forget a couple things i believe.
    1. The storm troopers are like the "Elite" soldiers of the Empire, and there is a large group in the empire called "Mud Troopers" which were featured in Solo. These guys are like the main force for the empire, like say they throw these guys in first to do as much damage as thry can, while Storm Troopers come in at the end to "take credit for winning the battle" Mud Troopers are pretty juch WWI soldiers.
    2. Storm Troopers have more training than our soldiers. The only reason we see these guys run around and are dumb is because of a thing called Plot Armor. If none of the Star Wars characters had any plot armor, the Storm Troopers wwould wipe the floor with them like in Rouge One.

  • @MaliqIbrahim-1306
    @MaliqIbrahim-1306 Рік тому +29

    ISS the Imperials forgot about: "Dafuq they doin ova der?"
    The New Republic citizens: "You should help them!"
    The New Republic: "Nah... this isn't the rebellion anymore."
    The Imperials: "What? These guys are dumber than our Stormtroopers."
    Humans: "Bich you came from us!"

  • @miles_da-tractor_man
    @miles_da-tractor_man Рік тому +57

    Just imagine if that happened and there was a meeting and Darth Vader let us win because we fought so well

    • @rondaxen88
      @rondaxen88 Рік тому +7

      We probably wouldn’t fight that well.

    • @MarcoTheDarco
      @MarcoTheDarco Рік тому +9

      Nah he would just either leave or start slaughtering everyone in his path

    • @jomeshome3950
      @jomeshome3950 Рік тому +4

      @@rondaxen88 idk. Guerrilla warfare and bullet are pretty affective

    • @rondaxen88
      @rondaxen88 Рік тому +4

      @@jomeshome3950 Gueilla Warfare, yea could be effective but we’d still use. Not sure why you mention bullets. Bullets are a primitive technology in the Star Wars universe

    • @greece_stronk523
      @greece_stronk523 Рік тому

      @@rondaxen88 Yes but they are extremely effective still

  • @VPX-711
    @VPX-711 5 місяців тому

    Darth Vader:*arrived*
    Military:"Uhh yeah,DODGE THESE BULLETS"

  • @Snakehead-fy4sb
    @Snakehead-fy4sb 10 місяців тому +13

    Im pretty sure modern stormtrooper armour is impervious to metal rounds. It just couldnt hold up against actual blaster rounds

    • @Unknown-yi1cd
      @Unknown-yi1cd 7 місяців тому +4

      Well considering the fact that Boba Fett crushed stormi helmets with a stick in The Mandalorian I think a bullet has quite a good chance.

  • @breadloafsupreme
    @breadloafsupreme Рік тому +85

    All of the world: Hey china, what's that in the sky
    China: I really like nuclear bombs
    World: what does that have to do with it?
    China: I like REALLY like nukes *15 nuclear bombs go off*

    • @robiagacitei5487
      @robiagacitei5487 Рік тому +2

      @Bread loaf supreme you mean north Korea?

    • @owwh2976
      @owwh2976 Рік тому

      Your Profile picture is depikting taost and not bread.

    • @alannatherson7721
      @alannatherson7721 Рік тому +1

      Imperial Commander: You've destroyed all the atomic rockets? Good, you may begin orbital bombardment of all the launch sites. Comms relay the orders to the rest of the fleet to reorient themselves over the nation those missiles belonged to. We're going to give them a Night of a Thousand Tears.

    • @breadloafsupreme
      @breadloafsupreme Рік тому +1

      @@alannatherson7721 hypersonic missile go weeeeeee

    • @seba6364
      @seba6364 Рік тому +1

      ​@@breadloafsupreme death star laser go boom.

  • @wingedblaze5985
    @wingedblaze5985 Рік тому +4

    I think the biggest chance of victory we would have, would most likely be pure attrition. Make it cost so much to actually take earth that it’s not worth it. So many casualties and elements of psychological warfare that they give up and leave. Then again, as you said, Death Star would probably be called up. But still, victory for us because we drove them off to the point where they decided it would be better to destroy us than attempt control.

    • @darthvader7684
      @darthvader7684 Рік тому

      I don’t think getting completely destroyed would be much of a victory. In the end the empire would survive and we wouldn’t.

  • @atent_free99
    @atent_free99 7 місяців тому

    The empire probably idolises our boldness to dangle nukes in eachothers face

  • @Kai-1138
    @Kai-1138 Рік тому +4

    Don’t forget. Stormtrooper armor is for blasters not “slug throwers” aka guns.

    • @daniel-johnson_dam
      @daniel-johnson_dam 8 місяців тому

      And remember Boba smashing them with his pointy stick
      And Canonically, stormtrooper armor is basically just their equivalent of thermoplastic, I mean the material is literally called plastoid

    • @Kai-1138
      @Kai-1138 6 місяців тому

      If they land in Vietnam, then they deal with the Vietcong… and I guess Ewoks-

  • @c4nnon_fodd3r
    @c4nnon_fodd3r Рік тому +6

    This may be true, but air superiority would be instantly gone, and we also have to think about the inquisitors and Vader and the purge troopers, AT-AT’s which cannot be destroyed by our own tanks because of their armor. On top of that, numbers! Stormtroopers are very numerous and despite common belief, they are precise with their shooting if we listen to the actual lore (and to Obi-Wan) and they have troops like snow troopers, desert troopers and special forces who use camouflage. Green camo armor was actually pretty common in the imperial army, just not shown in the movies.

    • @Suppernotsuper
      @Suppernotsuper Рік тому

      NUKE THEM AT AT

    • @ddarkon1223
      @ddarkon1223 Рік тому +1

      Wdym? We have stealth fighters that fire missiles from kilometres away, we easily dominate them

    • @c4nnon_fodd3r
      @c4nnon_fodd3r Рік тому

      @@ddarkon1223 they have missiles which can be fired from light years away. And also the instant they reach earth they would probably release an electromagnetic pulse which would knock out all the fancy planes and equipment.

    • @ddarkon1223
      @ddarkon1223 Рік тому +1

      @@c4nnon_fodd3r we also have EMPs and no I haven't seen any AA missiles from tie fighters

    • @Peter_Turbo4
      @Peter_Turbo4 11 місяців тому

      @@c4nnon_fodd3r
      *A-10 Warhog strapped with Sidewinders has entered the Chat*
      *[User AT-AT Has Been Permanently Banned]*

  • @AmnesicMuichiro
    @AmnesicMuichiro Рік тому +3

    Stormtrooper:"hey why are the trees talking?"
    "Other stroomtrooper:"hey check where we are officer"
    Officer:"so apparently we are in....... *vietnam* "

  • @lefter2704
    @lefter2704 6 місяців тому +1

    "We would stand little to no chance"
    Proceeds to forget we have nukes.

  • @Better_Clean_Than_Green
    @Better_Clean_Than_Green Рік тому +1

    When they see our society they would rather vaporize us with their death star instead of invading us

    • @Reimu-Shrine-Maiden
      @Reimu-Shrine-Maiden Місяць тому

      Star Wars has way more crime and villainy than Earth does. You have a corrupt Empire with a planet-killing weapon and crime lords like the Hutts that make cartel drug lords on Earth seem like small frys.

  • @no_ting_matter
    @no_ting_matter 3 місяці тому

    Troopers in finland: yo why's there a metal pipe sticking out of the snow

  • @SomerandompersonGD
    @SomerandompersonGD 8 місяців тому +3

    “Uh guys? Do you hear that intense breathing?”
    -Phil’s last worlds

  • @brentc2411
    @brentc2411 Рік тому +7

    We'd lose satellite communications right off the bat, since they'd probably be knocked out the second they arrived by a bunch of ties.
    If the ground battle went sideways, they'd delta zero our asses from orbit with a single SD.

    • @mastergmoore
      @mastergmoore Рік тому +1

      Laughs in 70,600 nuclear weapons

    • @brentc2411
      @brentc2411 Рік тому

      @@mastergmoore Nukes don't really work in space that well. Kinda need an atmosphere for a shockwave.

    • @Kilovotis
      @Kilovotis Рік тому

      @@brentc2411The main danger of nukes in space is actually nuclear radiation. The blast disappears, and so does thermal radiation. But without an atmosphere to attenuate it, it's nuclear radiation is much, much worse in space than at sea level.
      I suspect ISDs (and most Star Wars ships) have shielding tech to deal with radiation since they are spacefaring vessels and naturally have to deal with cosmic phenomena all the time.

    • @Peter_Turbo4
      @Peter_Turbo4 11 місяців тому

      @@Kilovotisalso the EMP.
      1st nuke will disable an ISD.
      2nd will crack it in half.

    • @Kilovotis
      @Kilovotis 11 місяців тому

      ​@@Peter_Turbo4 Depending on how far out the Star Destroyer is. It still has to be able to interact with the Earth's atmosphere to produce the EMP effect.
      A nuke still cannot produce a blast or shockwave in space, so it will not "crack it in half" regardless. HOWEVER, you may be on to something about using them for EMPs if they're close enough to do so.

  • @Labron-ob2io
    @Labron-ob2io 7 місяців тому +2

    Stormtroopers have very good training they have good aim to they missed on purpose to follow the falcon to eventually get to Luke

  • @mathswatch1976
    @mathswatch1976 Рік тому +5

    Hilarious joke near the start

  • @V0X6666
    @V0X6666 2 місяці тому +2

    Me dual wielding flicker phase/dual phase cross guard double bladed light sabers with curved hilts and light saber whip blades
    So it’s treason then

  • @Cherno35
    @Cherno35 10 місяців тому +5

    Remember, the F-15 shot a satellite out of orbit. A few of those bad boys can take out a star destroyer

    • @yousefenayatullah1968
      @yousefenayatullah1968 6 місяців тому

      Oh my gah since when did F-15 could go to space even tho is any jets would come close the would be met with thousands of tie fighters and the blasters from the star destroyer 🫤

    • @Cherno35
      @Cherno35 6 місяців тому

      @@yousefenayatullah1968 incomprehensible. May the lord have mercy on your wicked soul

  • @themartiangamer52
    @themartiangamer52 Рік тому +1

    One thing is for sure, they would suffer horrendous casualties.

  • @butterss1178
    @butterss1178 2 місяці тому

    combine: hands off buddy this is ours!

  • @PeakPepperClips
    @PeakPepperClips Рік тому +1

    ICBM has joined the battlefield

  • @Bean-YT-64
    @Bean-YT-64 4 місяці тому +1

    Nice analysis. However, your missing one key detail.
    "A LONG TIME AGO in a galaxy far, far, away"

  • @doomknight2542
    @doomknight2542 6 місяців тому

    Sends all Nukes to any ship that enters the atmosphere

  • @mikeydavid4500
    @mikeydavid4500 5 місяців тому

    Who needs star destroyers when you got *DARTH VADER!?!*

  • @migueltoledo1884
    @migueltoledo1884 7 місяців тому

    It would kind of be like the Battle of Endor between the Ewoks & Empire. We’d be able to take potshots at them, but the minute they come at us with heavy armor and starships, we’re toast.

  • @Rafrmda1
    @Rafrmda1 Рік тому +1

    Bro forgot the scout troopers 😂😂😂 and the other troopers that do more

  • @AlgidSquid
    @AlgidSquid 11 місяців тому

    Don't think I didn't notice that Imperial Assault art in the thumbnail! Love that game!

  • @nixzx_sano4439
    @nixzx_sano4439 Місяць тому

    fun fact, in the star wars universe metal bullets exist but they are oblosete and the storm trooper armor can take hits from our gun

  • @Jack-1595
    @Jack-1595 10 днів тому

    “The moment they pull out a star destroyer or a Death Star we stand little to no chance”
    Between the USA, Russia, and China, I can think of 1200 intercontinental ballistic reasons we stand a chance.

  • @rileyjevams7200
    @rileyjevams7200 11 місяців тому +1

    No in the comics it's shown that metal bullets do exist in the star wars canon and it's shown that the metal bullets are weak against there armour and it just kinda breaks also it's shown that storm troopers do have training it's shown this in rebels sooo

  • @Ristlin
    @Ristlin 8 місяців тому

    Nuclear bombs: seriously bro you forgot about me - _-

  • @DarthRevan3994
    @DarthRevan3994 Рік тому +1

    Honestly all the different kinds of troopers we would lose very fast

    • @Peter_Turbo4
      @Peter_Turbo4 11 місяців тому

      The average Vietnamese Rice Farmer outclasses most types of Stormtrooper.

  • @rc_1234
    @rc_1234 7 місяців тому

    I think physics would also be on out side as well because if they tried to enter atmosphere from orbit, the star destroyer would crash and burn

  • @aliteraltank6888
    @aliteraltank6888 11 місяців тому +1

    Ceramic plates would probably hold up well against blaster bolts

    • @Peter_Turbo4
      @Peter_Turbo4 11 місяців тому

      Unironically yes.
      Kevlar is surprisingly resistant to heat.

  • @AdamGołębiewski-v1s
    @AdamGołębiewski-v1s 5 місяців тому

    Also remember walkers, you saw how much damage these do.

  • @theresatan586
    @theresatan586 7 місяців тому

    Storm trooper: what the hell is that soldier: it out tank

  • @TheEmpireDidNothingWrong
    @TheEmpireDidNothingWrong Рік тому +2

    "We are being joined by Lord Vader."

  • @DarthVader99447
    @DarthVader99447 4 місяці тому

    In a canon comic Vader was surrounded by thousands of rebels. The rebels said to Vader that they have him surrounded and the only reply Vader gave was "All I'm surrounded by is fear and dead men" and then he used the force and killed every single rebel on that battlefield. I guess Vader can do the same against our forces.

  • @gasparkalashnikov8870
    @gasparkalashnikov8870 27 днів тому

    Depending on color, I think some armor would pretty easly protect from lasers, but looking at bright side sith would be too scared of molten metals in face to go down and help

  • @kubasalomon
    @kubasalomon 7 місяців тому

    The ceramic/metal plates in vests of our soldiers would be somewhat effective against the plasma bolts since ceramic is highly heat resistant

  • @lazarmutavdzic3455
    @lazarmutavdzic3455 Рік тому

    1. Stormtroopers have same, if not more training
    2. Their armor is bulletproof

  • @Soniczilla29739
    @Soniczilla29739 10 місяців тому

    No one gonna talk about the ghost busters logo in that soldier’s bag?

  • @aircoolguy5218
    @aircoolguy5218 7 місяців тому

    Also guns are much more efficient than blasters and even Vader would struggle to fight us because of it.

  • @CiaTheSergal
    @CiaTheSergal Місяць тому

    I for one welcome our new imperial overlords

  • @meme_sheepie3291
    @meme_sheepie3291 Рік тому

    The thing is, stormtroopers turned into a joke. But that’s not simply how it is. The accurate stormtroopers from the new tv series were actually able to hold their ground like how they whould if they weren’t a joke. They are also highly elite troops that roam the galaxy

  • @espiaimperial3124
    @espiaimperial3124 7 місяців тому

    The Imperial Star Destroyer doing Deltha Zero:

  • @yousefenayatullah1968
    @yousefenayatullah1968 6 місяців тому

    Sir,we are about to launch 1000 star destroyers into light speed

  • @AssassinIsAfk
    @AssassinIsAfk 9 місяців тому

    Galactic empire: We have a Death Star
    Humanity: We have the Tsar bomb

    • @darthsidous
      @darthsidous 9 місяців тому

      It won't reach the Death Star

    • @yousefenayatullah1968
      @yousefenayatullah1968 6 місяців тому

      We have billions of star destroyers ready to launch into hyperspace

    • @ditadita230
      @ditadita230 3 місяці тому

      Galactic Empire : Aw thats cute.

  • @TersniaEGL
    @TersniaEGL 9 місяців тому

    Earth allies: hello there

  • @commentguy9469
    @commentguy9469 7 місяців тому

    Don't underestimate the power of spilting atom boom boom missiles

  • @Delta007YT
    @Delta007YT 6 місяців тому +1

    1. Stormtroopers have camo armour variants
    2. Their armour could possibly withstand rifle rounds, as they can withstand multiple whistling birds
    3. They are more trained than the militaries of the world.

    • @Automaton237
      @Automaton237 6 місяців тому

      But yet their Armor gets destroyed by melee weapons.

  • @Galactic_caveman
    @Galactic_caveman 10 місяців тому

    Star destroyer: am I a joke to you?

  • @Cowboygamer1899
    @Cowboygamer1899 10 місяців тому +1

    I would welcome our new leaders

  • @Mafp-v7d
    @Mafp-v7d Рік тому +1

    Death Star in the space: 😐

    • @Ilikeyouballs
      @Ilikeyouballs 6 місяців тому

      Just pull out glass ggez :joke:

  • @ArmaniGaming445
    @ArmaniGaming445 11 місяців тому

    My loyalty is to the Empire

  • @behradmontazer758
    @behradmontazer758 2 місяці тому +1

    Yes however the empire has 13 trillion stormtroopers (only stormtroopers) meaning they would easily outnumber the ENTIRE population of earth by about 1625 to 1. Not to consider built in nightvision, smoke vizer and padding making them better suited against earth's millitry equipment. Star destroyers and orbital bombarments would take out a massive portion of earth's millitry.

  • @TotallyNotARebel_550
    @TotallyNotARebel_550 4 місяці тому

    If they lose the war they are gonna pull up the death star. Its like losing a fight in a game but you have godlike abilities and you abused it to win.

  • @Courier44
    @Courier44 6 місяців тому

    (Star destroyer with orbital strikes arrives)
    Me: KaBoom?
    U.S. President and Russia President: yes rico, kaboom
    (On the star destroyer): “MULTIPLE NUKES INCOMING”

  • @xekimaneru5994
    @xekimaneru5994 Рік тому

    They're already here ,they're called cops 😂

  • @lenecrogaming1883
    @lenecrogaming1883 11 місяців тому +1

    Vietnam and finland be like : oh shit, here we go again

  • @USSR--0001
    @USSR--0001 11 місяців тому

    *Galactic empire laughing at technologic advantages*

  • @theguyofalltime74
    @theguyofalltime74 10 місяців тому

    let’s not forget that they would have little supplies and troops, since earth is extremely far away from the galaxy in star wars. so i believe we could fight off a few invasions, but if they manage to bring star destroyers to earth, we would most likely die unless nukes or other super weapons can reach up into space

  • @AFriendlyUnit
    @AFriendlyUnit Рік тому

    The Empire: we have arrived
    The Universal Union: we also have arrived
    The earth: "we are fine!"

  • @sinisterisrandom8537
    @sinisterisrandom8537 Рік тому

    One thing I wanna mention.
    It wouldn't just be our militaries. We would be using everything to our power towns, cities, relics, etc to take them on. Reverse engineering their tech etc.
    Another thing is that while our weapons don't use gas. Meaning seeing where the bullet is nearly impossible to dodge. That and plastic isn't gonna magically stop it no matter if it says it's resistant to slugs. Which were likely more comparable to older types of bullets. Which has been proven to have trouble->Stares at a certain cowboy murderer who wore metal armor making him bulletproof and pretty much
    Aside from that the Tunnels would be a nightmare for the Imperials since we would know them by heart, where they went, go, etc.

  • @Jasperthelmsengine
    @Jasperthelmsengine Рік тому

    Gary the stormtrooper and Rick the technician can handle it

  • @calebhelton725
    @calebhelton725 11 місяців тому

    Mean while they have their star destroyers bombarding us from orbit glassing everything

  • @josephstalin2216
    @josephstalin2216 7 місяців тому

    People saying that storm troopers miss, have never heard of plot armour then. Yea the characters we see don’t get hit very much. But if I quote something from A New Hope. “Only Imperial storm troopers are so precise.” Meaning they can easily hit their intended targets without a problem.

  • @Williamschaeffer2454
    @Williamschaeffer2454 11 місяців тому

    Stormtroopers struggling:
    Darth Vader: check me out check me out

    • @Peter_Turbo4
      @Peter_Turbo4 11 місяців тому

      Some guy with an Anti-Tank rifle: “Sniping’s a good job mate!”

  • @e-wm9ec
    @e-wm9ec 10 місяців тому

    And then they send in super commandos and dark troopers. Also don't forget about Imperial army, and that empire also have vehicles, such as AT-STs and AT-ATs. Then we should remember that they have weapons of mass destruction, star destroyers have their name for a reason.
    My prognosis: most of our military objects would be destroyed wiyh orbital strike, and then they will have just to clean up what remains, like they did on Mandalor

  • @The-Casual-Wizard
    @The-Casual-Wizard 11 місяців тому

    Stormtroopers are elite aoldiers, the training that they go through is extremely brutal, not to mention all the vehicles they have that overpower any of ours, or Death troopers, if the forces are commanded by an incompetent officer then we last a while before getting crushed, but if its someone like thrawn? We're just screwed.

  • @Gusforlife
    @Gusforlife 10 місяців тому

    Anakin : this is were the fun begins

  • @Titanus_Tiamat
    @Titanus_Tiamat Рік тому

    Stromtroopers also use camouflage and they're extremely precise and as soon the first few AT-AT will completely destroy us

    • @zelenyninja5294
      @zelenyninja5294 10 місяців тому

      I mean At-at isnt That good, because its Walking Fortress yes,but Legs are weaknes And if im right legs move So that mean There is Chance to hit weak point and Send whole Thing Down that why mechs arent That great ideas

    • @yousefenayatullah1968
      @yousefenayatullah1968 6 місяців тому

      @@zelenyninja5294you did forgot they are covered by hundreds of stormtroopers and heavy blasters and the empires technology would mark all the soliders that are in the area