If Star Wars Heroes Were Charged For Their Crimes

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  • @JKBDTS
    @JKBDTS 3 місяці тому +177

    Qui-Gon Jinn has the second lowest sentence out of any character on The Cinema Cop (Marie Schrader takes the first place with only 6 months and a $300 fine)

    • @victoriaanne6332
      @victoriaanne6332 3 місяці тому +1

      He gambled and won a child slave though. Doesn’t that fall under trafficking?

    • @JKBDTS
      @JKBDTS 3 місяці тому +5

      @@victoriaanne6332 Does that count as freeing a slave?

    • @JKBDTS
      @JKBDTS 3 місяці тому

      @@victoriaanne6332 Also I'm talking about given sentences.

    • @slibertas1996
      @slibertas1996 3 місяці тому

      Qui Gon has immunity due to status as law enforcement. Jedi are cops. Qui Gon no sentence . A

    • @slibertas1996
      @slibertas1996 3 місяці тому

      @@victoriaanne6332 Nope, he was acting in law enforcement capacity and freeing slaves is within the law.

  • @suyz9312
    @suyz9312 3 місяці тому +48

    We shall wait for the war criminal duo Anakin and Ashoka

    • @KingCodd
      @KingCodd 2 місяці тому +5

      @@suyz9312 what bout r2, massive war criminal and chopper both of them by themselves are worse than anakin and ahsoka combined

  • @KingCodd
    @KingCodd 3 місяці тому +21

    obi-wan used a mind trick on stormtroopers in a new hope

  • @stephenwells6434
    @stephenwells6434 3 місяці тому +16

    I love how Obi-Wan committing war crimes is accompanied by Fortunate Son.

    • @slibertas1996
      @slibertas1996 3 місяці тому

      Did not. Ever heard of law enforcement has certain immunities while in the discharge of duties. Especially undercover officers

    • @stephenwells6434
      @stephenwells6434 3 місяці тому +1

      @@slibertas1996 Why is that relevant? Obi-Wan isn't an undercover police officer. He is a general in the Republic military, which means he is bound by the Laws of War.

  • @Driedecker_Aviation
    @Driedecker_Aviation 3 місяці тому +21

    8:22 “Only way we’re gonna pull this off is if everybody players their *PLART* “😭

  • @AhsokaFanboy1138
    @AhsokaFanboy1138 3 місяці тому +88

    Shouldn't Han be charged with Desertion, given how he left the Imperial army?

    • @Homeschoolsw6
      @Homeschoolsw6 3 місяці тому +8

      In the EU Comic Star Wars: Dark Empire, Boba Fett was guilty of the same crime. He was a Stormtrooper.

    • @cinemacop
      @cinemacop  3 місяці тому +51

      They tried to kill him over false allegations so he has legal excuse

    • @AhsokaFanboy1138
      @AhsokaFanboy1138 3 місяці тому +8

      @@cinemacop Well, maybe you should have included that.

    • @slibertas1996
      @slibertas1996 3 місяці тому

      Han was justified as it was a tyrannical government

    • @KingCodd
      @KingCodd 3 місяці тому +1

      @@AhsokaFanboy1138 well maybe you should do your own channel and fix it
      sorry but ur message sounded aggressive which i do not believe is fair, a note that cinemacop can take into consideration but no need for sas

  • @schutzenhaus
    @schutzenhaus 3 місяці тому +39

    Any Jedi operating during the Old Republic on official business wouldn’t be charged with violations of the law.

    • @victoriaanne6332
      @victoriaanne6332 3 місяці тому +3

      Yes and that’s part of the reason public opinion turned against the Jedi at the fall of the republic.

    • @Matt-yg8ub
      @Matt-yg8ub 3 місяці тому +4

      Wato entered Anakin in the race…. Qui Gon provided the pod. You don’t get charged with manslaughter on a planet that practices slavery that’s not under Republic jurisdiction

    • @antmanvideos4241
      @antmanvideos4241 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@Matt-yg8ub but under Jabba The Hutt, it was leader of Tatooine jurisdiction, law department in same time Jabba was running illegal and most famous criminal group in wide of galaxy.

    • @Matt-yg8ub
      @Matt-yg8ub 3 місяці тому

      @@antmanvideos4241 I’m not sure what you’re trying to say, but it doesn’t change my point

    • @LordSStorm
      @LordSStorm 3 місяці тому +1

      You dont get blanket immunity, your actions still have to be legal. Unless the government doesnt give a crap, which seems to be the case.

  • @baldrian22
    @baldrian22 3 місяці тому +3

    "Kenonbi you are sentenced to 2 life sentences + 34 years in prison and a fine of 100 bucks!" (Cant forget that 100 bucks right ;)

  • @Scoobis925
    @Scoobis925 3 місяці тому +26

    If Dark Helmet and Lone Star were charged for their crimes

  • @locutus155
    @locutus155 3 місяці тому +17

    You missed a coercion charge for Obi Wan. When he told the Stormtrooper "These aren't the droids you're looking for."

    • @Matt-yg8ub
      @Matt-yg8ub 3 місяці тому +4

      If Waving your hand and trying to influence someone’s decisions by repeatedly telling them what you want them to do, is worth six months in prison …every woman on the planet can pretty much just report to super Max right now.

    • @slibertas1996
      @slibertas1996 3 місяці тому +2

      Kenobi was justified as it was against an illegitimate government

    • @Matt-yg8ub
      @Matt-yg8ub 3 місяці тому

      @@slibertas1996 there’s nothing illegitimate about the empire. Palpatine didn’t conquer the Republic, he was elected, and given the powers to turn it into an empire.

  • @direct827
    @direct827 3 місяці тому +39

    if Dr. Gregory House from House M.D was charged for his crimes

    • @mreggs3731
      @mreggs3731 3 місяці тому +1

      he's a doctor, not a criminal

    • @TheCautiousFellow
      @TheCautiousFellow 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@mreggs3731 yes because doctors can't also be criminals.
      *Laughs in Harold Shipman*

    • @petitpotato2692
      @petitpotato2692 2 місяці тому

      @@mreggs3731 he's a doctor, not an engineer

  • @Peelster1
    @Peelster1 3 місяці тому +11

    5:17 Han Solo should also be charged with "reckless driving".

  • @Haad-Shaheer
    @Haad-Shaheer 24 дні тому +1

    3:55 This guy makes Qui Gon looks innocent 💀🤣

  • @dauzlee2827
    @dauzlee2827 2 місяці тому +2

    15:58 to be fair he was a bounty hunter which is basically a mercenary which is not protected under international law and at 16:44 they were assisting resistance fighter against foreign occupation which is legal under international laws. Its freedom fighters to one side and terrorists to the other side

    • @JKBDTS
      @JKBDTS Місяць тому

      You can torture them all you want???

  • @M4A1BestGirl
    @M4A1BestGirl 3 місяці тому +4

    Side note: Each Credit is worth 3 US Dollars, so Han only pays a fine of about 4 million credits, which is probably money he doesn't have.
    I would recommend community service to pay off the staggering debt he owes, along with a different, more honest career path.

  • @mchambermich
    @mchambermich 3 місяці тому +7

    You forgot vehicle theft for Qui-Gon Jinn. Boss Nass didn't want to give him a bongo. He had his mind controlled in order to do it.

    • @Matt-yg8ub
      @Matt-yg8ub 3 місяці тому +2

      The greater good my friend, eating Qigong gin, saved his planet

  • @guiwars2
    @guiwars2 3 місяці тому +11

    Most of these crimes, shouldn’t even be considered crimes

    • @anthonyvasquezactor
      @anthonyvasquezactor 3 місяці тому +4

      Such is life. Meanwhile, those in charge who charge us with such crimes commit far worse crimes on a daily basis.

  • @slibertas1996
    @slibertas1996 3 місяці тому +1

    Qui Gon is law enforcement. There must be significant level of legal immunity

  • @aidantimms7724
    @aidantimms7724 3 місяці тому +4

    Cad Bane needs a video next. Or If Star Wars Bounty Hunters were charged for their crimes

  • @CDRhammond
    @CDRhammond 2 місяці тому +1

    Could add that Solo did refuse a direct order from a senior officer while he was training to be a TIE pilot. If we were to base it on the UCMJ that would also be a crime since no lawful order from any senior ranking person especially officers can be disobeyed. Can come with a 6+ month confinement loss of all pay during that time period and a bad conduct discharge.

  • @patrickspencer6550
    @patrickspencer6550 3 місяці тому +7

    If Scarlet Witch was charged for her crimes

  • @Mernon4ym6661
    @Mernon4ym6661 Місяць тому +1

    16:13 “nobody has intentions about building a wall”

  • @TheJupiterKnight
    @TheJupiterKnight 3 місяці тому +1

    “Han Solo Moment” has to be one of the most hilarious things I’ve seen on this, 😂

  • @rachelrossi1775
    @rachelrossi1775 3 місяці тому +2

    Anakin: *watch the Han part* and that is the reason you have to stay away of my children
    Obi-wan: what hypocrisy *facepalm*
    Ahsoka: are we just going to ignore you war crimes count, anakin?

  • @reypolemico1726
    @reypolemico1726 3 місяці тому +8

    If Phoenix wright ace attorney villans were charged for his crimes
    If christof (The creator of The truman show) was charged for his crimes (The biggest false imprisonment of The history)
    If junko enoshima (danganronpa) was charged for his crimes
    If The seven (The deep, black noir 1 and 2, A-train, Stormfront, Translucent, Homelander season 4, Firecrake and Queen Maeve) were charged for his crimes
    If Punisher (war zone) was charged for his crimes
    If Chris Mclean was charged for his crimes
    If Raymond Reddington was charged for his crimes

  • @iBlewupthemoon98
    @iBlewupthemoon98 3 місяці тому +13

    Wouldn’t the mind trick against the death sticks guy be dropped since he was trying to sell him illegal drugs?

    • @JKBDTS
      @JKBDTS 3 місяці тому

      Ehh

    • @justinschauwecker
      @justinschauwecker 3 місяці тому +2

      That was my thought, his actions possibly saved that person's life.

    • @Underworlder5
      @Underworlder5 3 місяці тому +5

      @@justinschauwecker apparently, according to the EU, the drug dealer DID go home and rethink his life. he was a death stick addict himself, managed to overcome his addiction, and lived an honest life from that point forward

    • @andrewbennett6089
      @andrewbennett6089 3 місяці тому

      De jure a crime, in the real world probably dropped charges, was also my thought watching the video

  • @Homeschoolsw6
    @Homeschoolsw6 3 місяці тому +5

    6:14..." AT WAR No Crimes Counted ". lol.

  • @CDRhammond
    @CDRhammond 2 місяці тому +1

    Would also say its more of a case of assault with a deadly weapon on those stormtroopers as it was never confirmed they were killed and stormtrooper armor is designed to act in the same way a police officer's vest acts with small arms. Just because a stormtrooper went down does not mean they were actually killed.

    • @JKBDTS
      @JKBDTS 2 місяці тому

      But if they were to wake up, they would snitch on them.

  • @JAYIQ-ip6bd
    @JAYIQ-ip6bd 2 місяці тому +2

    1:09 why did they do that?

  • @joaquinnajerabranez5673
    @joaquinnajerabranez5673 3 місяці тому +1

    If Rose Armitage was charged for her Crimes

  • @TeenBeastPro.2960
    @TeenBeastPro.2960 3 місяці тому +2

    I just figured a Good Idea
    If Cole Macgrath from Infamous was charged for his crimes Good Karma or Evil Karma

  • @patrickspencer6550
    @patrickspencer6550 3 місяці тому +6

    If MCU Spider Man was charged for his crimes (HIS REAL CRIMES!!! Not the rubbish Jameson keeps boasting out!!!!)

  • @L.internet8
    @L.internet8 3 місяці тому +11

    13:40 "Hello There"

    • @TheRealTricky
      @TheRealTricky 3 місяці тому +3

      General Kenobi! You ARE a bold one!

  • @JKBDTS
    @JKBDTS 3 місяці тому +16

    WOW! 3 Star Wars videos in a row!

    • @cinemacop
      @cinemacop  3 місяці тому +5

      Good or bad?

    • @JKBDTS
      @JKBDTS 3 місяці тому +3

      ​@@cinemacop Why not?

    • @JKBDTS
      @JKBDTS 3 місяці тому

      Heart gone

    • @L.internet8
      @L.internet8 3 місяці тому

      Goated​@@cinemacop

    • @OsirisGaming66
      @OsirisGaming66 3 місяці тому +4

      @@cinemacopdefinitely good. I can’t imagine all the war crimes some of the Jedi (like Anakin and Ashoka) committed throughout the Clone Wars

  • @LordSStorm
    @LordSStorm 3 місяці тому +1

    I'd argue that the government was an Empire, not a republic and therefore the Emperor had the right to order her immediate execution without a trial given that the Senate was disbanded.

    • @JKBDTS
      @JKBDTS 3 місяці тому

      Was it ordered by him though?

    • @JKBDTS
      @JKBDTS 3 місяці тому

      And even if then I think it wouldn't matter, cuz it's judged by the US federal law anyways

    • @LordSStorm
      @LordSStorm 3 місяці тому

      @@JKBDTS No it would be judged based on the law of the government that had jurisdiction, which was the Imperial government. Lord Vader was the Supreme Commander and Commander in Chief of the Imperial Military, and Tarkin was a Regional Governor. The three if them controlled the government at that time. Her actions as a traitor put her as an Enemy of the Empire and within Tarkin and Vader's authority.

    • @JKBDTS
      @JKBDTS 3 місяці тому

      @@LordSStorm But the video literally goes by the federal law, it's said at the begining

  • @JKBDTS
    @JKBDTS 3 місяці тому +21

    Han Solo committed no crimes in Episodes V and VI 🤯
    Edit: Even VII

    • @Hefeweizennz
      @Hefeweizennz 3 місяці тому

      @@JKBDTS yes he did, he was part of the Rebel alliance which makes him a terrorist.

    • @JKBDTS
      @JKBDTS 3 місяці тому +3

      @@Hefeweizennz AT WAR
      No crimes counted

  • @kileyheartkiller151
    @kileyheartkiller151 3 місяці тому +5

    Please do Ms. Trunchbull from Matilda! Y'know she did more than just terrorize and traumatize kids...

  • @kryskiller666
    @kryskiller666 3 місяці тому +1

    Small question, as I'm not that big into law. Would Obi-Wan leaving Anakin to suffer and burn alive in Mustafar count for anything? Is it illegal to not provide aid to someone in clear distress, even if that person was someone you were fighting in self-defence?
    Because hey, had he turned around and left immediately, he does have the excuse of not knowing if he's on distress or immense pain, but he kinda stood there for like 20 seconds screaming at the guy while Anakin slid down the hill and caught fire.

    • @JKBDTS
      @JKBDTS 2 місяці тому

      US federal law doesn't make it obligatory

  • @Jeksignup49
    @Jeksignup49 3 місяці тому +9

    Ok see, here’s the thing, I don’t think the 2 crew members who were inspecting the Millennium falcon were even killed, mostly likely knocked out

    • @JKBDTS
      @JKBDTS 3 місяці тому +3

      But they would wake up then

    • @nowthatsjustducky
      @nowthatsjustducky 3 місяці тому

      That is Tag and Bink. Right?

  • @naser_si
    @naser_si 3 місяці тому +1

    18:09 How could you count dismembering someone, not pulling them away from a fire (which he could have easily done) and then not providing first aid once he was on fire?! also hes cause anakin to distrust his wife and then proceed to choke her

    • @JKBDTS
      @JKBDTS 3 місяці тому

      Federal law doesn't require you to save people. Also Anakin doing it to her can't be blamed on Obi-Wan lol

    • @naser_si
      @naser_si 3 місяці тому

      Laws in my country say otherwise, if you fail to provide first aid to someone (yes even after self defense and harming said person) you can go to prison. and can be charges with manslughter if you fail to do so.

    • @JKBDTS
      @JKBDTS 3 місяці тому

      ​@@naser_si Yea, I also live in a country where it's obligatory to save people, but the video was made using the US federal law, as stated at the begining.

  • @kingdomofnetherland
    @kingdomofnetherland 3 місяці тому +7

    Halo Solo deserted the imperial army should that be a crime as well?

    • @cinemacop
      @cinemacop  3 місяці тому +1

      When they tried to kill him probably counts as being discharged

    • @slibertas1996
      @slibertas1996 3 місяці тому

      Nope, Empire was an illegitimate government.

  • @ICXC07
    @ICXC07 3 місяці тому +5

    No way obi wan can claim self defence on mustafar. He travelled there specifically to kill Anakin and recklessly put Padmes life in danger

    • @Matt-yg8ub
      @Matt-yg8ub 3 місяці тому +3

      Precisely, Obi-Wan’s actions were premeditated…. He was a fugitive from justice under charges of high treason….. having recently murdered numerous members of the grand Army of the Republic/Empire …. And he traveled there exclusively for the purposes of assassinating, a high-ranking imperial officer.

    • @slibertas1996
      @slibertas1996 3 місяці тому

      @@Matt-yg8ubIt is self defense. Jedi were law enforcement and the government went rogue. Palpatine committed treason not the Jedi.

    • @Matt-yg8ub
      @Matt-yg8ub 3 місяці тому

      @@slibertas1996 not legally. The Jedi didn’t have any evidence that Palpatine committed a crime, but attempting to arrest him without due process… was treason.

  • @gamerzone1014
    @gamerzone1014 3 місяці тому +1

    Who shot first: Han or Greedo?

  • @Les_Fleurs_duMal
    @Les_Fleurs_duMal 2 місяці тому +1

    The problem with the pod-racing is, that Qui-Gon Jinn did this to free Anakin out of slavery, dont forget this fact. It was an act purest of heart freeing other people. Sure it is really dangerous, but it was also the free will of Anakin himself, who goes for this races sometimes and Qui-Gon-Jinn knows through the force, that all will be good in the end. Same goes for his mind-tricks and "coercion". He mostly has good intentions with this and didnt do it to gain personal profit. Cant say that it is a crime to use coercion on a slave owner.

    • @JKBDTS
      @JKBDTS 2 місяці тому

      Good intentions don't make it legal
      Anakin was a kid, so you can't legally say that something was a free will of Anakin.

    • @JKBDTS
      @JKBDTS 2 місяці тому

      Weren't there like... other ways to free Anakin anyway?

    • @Les_Fleurs_duMal
      @Les_Fleurs_duMal 2 місяці тому

      @@JKBDTS First off we must consider which legal-system we take as our foundation. I think the baseline here is the US-legal-system. Slavery is a crime in the US. So what should Qui-Gon Jinn do? Best would be going to the police, but there are no men of the law on this planet. So he must act on self-defense-rights. He acts on emergency aid for anakin, freeing him out of slavery. It would be legal to kill someone holding other people in prison, if there are no other alternative to this. So yeah, Jinn could kill anakins owner legal. But he chooses another, better way to free him, without taking the brute path.
      And yeah, i know, anakin is a child and so is his "free will" problematic, but dont forget, he has Jedi-Skills racing such dangerous vehicles. Hes not "ordinary" for a child. And as i said, Qui-Gon Jinn had a good feeling through the force, that anakin will survive, and the force is a fact in this world and must be consider in a trial. Jinn had reasons for his acting and trusting in anakin. It was not reckless putting him in reasonless danger.

    • @JKBDTS
      @JKBDTS 2 місяці тому

      @@Les_Fleurs_duMal If Jedi are law enforcement, couldn't he call some other Jedi to help in arresting the slave owner?
      Killing is only legally justified, when someone's life is in danger and you can't easily go around the problem without homicide.
      Mistakes happen, it's still reckless endangerment.

    • @Les_Fleurs_duMal
      @Les_Fleurs_duMal 2 місяці тому

      @@JKBDTS Cant verified it, if legal killing is only justified, when the own life or other lives are in danger in the USA. I live in another legal-system, where killing "can" be justified, even for defending your own property or even just for stopping someone from just insulting you over and over again and killing is the "only" way to stop it. Holding someone permanently in slavery is an ongoing attack which can be stopped in my legal-system with killing, if its the only way. Sure, its debatable, if he has to kill the owner. He could also take anakin and run for it.
      The whole problem with this is, that this is a outlaw-planet. There are criminals on mass. How can someone really behave in terms of the law in such a situation?

  • @999999SkyGuy
    @999999SkyGuy 2 місяці тому +1

    Darth Maul: Ignites red Double bladed lightsaber
    Qui-Gon and Obi Wan ignite their sabers as well
    Maul shakes head and puts his lightsaber away: Hey, I just wanted to show off. I thought you could sense my deep covered compassion thoughts. By the way my master just became the head of the Republic senat on Coruscant.
    Why have the Jedi build their temple on a dark nexus of Sith Lords?
    I always wanted to become a Jedi. Is it possible to join your order. My master only used me as a tool.
    Okay. Wait
    Padmé yeah could you sent Pancake (edit: no idea about that spelling) with a few handcuffs back too the hangar. The Assassin gave up and wants to possibly switch sides...-Qui-Gon.
    Sabé shaking her head towards Padmé we should have never worked with those odd space wizards togehter to safe our planet.
    "Due to their presence a Sith Lord has been involved in our planet crisis.
    On Top of that he brought a young slave boy to an active war zone.
    This Qui-Gon guy could be a real Problem in the future. Perhaps we should look into his record of masters and padwans.
    Keep a close eye on his career path.
    Something is off about this Qui-Gon Jinn guy."
    Reckless endangerment of a child.
    Okay, he didn't say fly and destroy the droid comand ship of the CoIS.
    Still, he brought a child to an active war zone.
    7 years in prison for Qui-Gon if the supreme court is run by a guy similar to Palpatine's Outlook on Naboo (Sheev's home Planet) and on the entire Jedi order.
    Get Schindlers as*

  • @spartan078ben
    @spartan078ben 3 місяці тому +3

    I'm surprised that Obi-Wan's first crime was coercion in refusing a drug deal.
    Also, everyone rages at the Jedi for "false surrender" when the first episode of the Clone Wars is about a separatist General deliberately targeting a medical station. The argument could be made that those instances weren't 'false surrenders' but ruses instead. In this instance, Obi-Wan ends his surrender when Allied forces show up.
    Objection to the Accessory to Terrorism charge. The power plant guarded by separatist droids also powers those droids, making it a legitimate military target. And training indigenous forces in guerilla tactics is done all the time. So long as they hit military targets, the Onderon Rebellion is simply a group of guerilla fighters attacking an illegitimate planetary government.

    • @quelqunx7470
      @quelqunx7470 3 місяці тому

      Yeah, how is convincing a drug dealer to go home coercion?

    • @JKBDTS
      @JKBDTS 3 місяці тому

      ​@@quelqunx7470 It's not just "convincing"

  • @JKBDTS
    @JKBDTS 3 місяці тому +2

    7:52 Attempting to do it doesn't count?

  • @andrewcruz3837
    @andrewcruz3837 2 місяці тому +1

    What crimes did jinn commit 😂

    • @JKBDTS
      @JKBDTS 2 місяці тому

      Watch the video???

  • @Peelster1
    @Peelster1 3 місяці тому

    18:47 this is also "assault with a deadly weapon." and/or "brandishing".

  • @MM126.90
    @MM126.90 3 місяці тому

    3:27 actually just Raz Tyrell ( the guy blowing up) was the only fatality.
    Everyone else survived, though some with serious injuries.

  • @M4A1BestGirl
    @M4A1BestGirl 3 місяці тому

    For the most part the first two were self-defense, so I'm pretty sure it can be overlooked (to some extent)

  • @Shield-Scope
    @Shield-Scope 3 місяці тому +3

    18:01 Still a badass fight…

  • @Xakepok01010
    @Xakepok01010 3 місяці тому

    Cool❤
    Please next video about T-Bone from WD and DLC Bad blood

  • @curlyfrysamurai
    @curlyfrysamurai 3 місяці тому

    Qui-Gon's biggest crime was dying.

  • @RevaniteMaster
    @RevaniteMaster 3 місяці тому

    the $100 fine is the best part 🤣

  • @valer89
    @valer89 3 місяці тому +1

    If Russel Adler was charged for his crimes

  • @chrisg3193
    @chrisg3193 3 місяці тому

    ive understoof the starwars timeline clearly with these videos than i ever did watching the movies

  • @Hefeweizennz
    @Hefeweizennz 3 місяці тому +1

    Kenobi can't claim self defence against Anakin as he was a fugitive.

    • @Underworlder5
      @Underworlder5 3 місяці тому +1

      he also went to mustafar specifically to kill anakin

    • @JKBDTS
      @JKBDTS 3 місяці тому

      Not a legal fugitive

    • @cinemacop
      @cinemacop  3 місяці тому

      He went to mustafar to try convince Anakin to turn back to the Jedi + acting in self-defense of Padme and himself

    • @Hefeweizennz
      @Hefeweizennz 3 місяці тому

      @@JKBDTS definitely a fugitive from the lawfully elected government.

    • @Hefeweizennz
      @Hefeweizennz 3 місяці тому

      @@cinemacop nope he was part an illegal conspiracy to overthrow the legal government.

  • @donnywilliamson5807
    @donnywilliamson5807 3 місяці тому +11

    I don't agree with the murder of greedo being self defense. Clearly the footage has been tampered with to make it look like Greedo also shot at Han.

    • @JKBDTS
      @JKBDTS 3 місяці тому

      What? I don't get it

    • @donnywilliamson5807
      @donnywilliamson5807 3 місяці тому +1

      @@JKBDTS when the movie originally came out in theaters Greedo never shot at all. Han just straight up murdered him. Much later for DVD they changed it to make it look like it was self defense with Greedo shooting first

    • @JKBDTS
      @JKBDTS 3 місяці тому

      @@donnywilliamson5807 It's self-defense regardless cuz Greedo was about to kill him.

    • @donnywilliamson5807
      @donnywilliamson5807 3 місяці тому

      @@JKBDTS there was also a comic book where Han was on trial for the murder if Greedo and they said the same thing about the footage being doctored.

    • @JKBDTS
      @JKBDTS 3 місяці тому

      @@donnywilliamson5807 But use your own logic now. Why should this be considered murder?

  • @lemonburnsyt
    @lemonburnsyt 3 місяці тому

    Do ‘If The Beekeeper Was Charged For His Crimes’

  • @Peelster1
    @Peelster1 3 місяці тому

    I see the Greedo clip uses the 2004 version. In the original Han shoots first. In the 1997 version Greedo shoots first and Han returns fire. In the 2004 version they shoot at the same time. Even as the original has it, I would still call it self defense for Han as Greedo was pointing a blaster at him and threatening to kill him.

  • @RT42069
    @RT42069 3 місяці тому

    14:31 that "death stick" looks oddly similar to a newport menthol 100

  • @almostclaymatthews52
    @almostclaymatthews52 3 місяці тому

    Might as well turn those life sentences into death sentences goddamn

  • @a72drippy
    @a72drippy 3 місяці тому

    If Inspector Raymond Fowler was charged for his crimes

  • @sodaman8888
    @sodaman8888 3 місяці тому +1

    Since Han owed the Empire/Government trillions of credits (from the comics) and the Empire imprisoned him in carbonite then gave him to Jabba, would Jabba get charged for keeping him since he's a fugitive and the current government gave him over?

  • @JKBDTS
    @JKBDTS 3 місяці тому +1

    Was the fight in which Obi-Wan died also self-defense for Obi-Wan?

    • @Matt-yg8ub
      @Matt-yg8ub 3 місяці тому

      Only in the convoluted world of Obi-Wan is always right…. Anakin is always the villain.

    • @Matt-yg8ub
      @Matt-yg8ub 3 місяці тому

      Apparently everything is self-defense for Obi-Wan, including when he and Qui Gon started a fight with Darth Maul and killed him

  • @Tesseract.2012
    @Tesseract.2012 3 місяці тому

    If the Origami Killer was charged for his crimes.

  • @dannydevito4184
    @dannydevito4184 3 місяці тому

    Tbf qui gon knew Anakin was force sensitive and would have advanced senses, reflexes and even limited precognition so he was in less danger.

    • @JKBDTS
      @JKBDTS 3 місяці тому

      He still was.

  • @ladvargleinad7566
    @ladvargleinad7566 3 місяці тому +1

    I think Solo stepped on Jabba's tail in Episode IV, could that be considered battery?

  • @SHaddad2377
    @SHaddad2377 3 місяці тому

    What’s the jingle that plays when a war crime is highlighted?

    • @JKBDTS
      @JKBDTS 3 місяці тому +1

      Fortunate Son

  • @ablirr
    @ablirr 3 місяці тому +1

    Day 3 of asking for "If Predator 1987 was charged for his crimes"

  • @jackthedude7296
    @jackthedude7296 10 днів тому

    Why would Obi Wan get arrested for persuading a drug dealer to change his ways and live a more law abiding life?

    • @JKBDTS
      @JKBDTS 9 днів тому

      *Coercion*

  • @sgbeddie8206
    @sgbeddie8206 3 місяці тому

    Please do one of these for Dexter Morgan

  • @InterdictionAirsoft
    @InterdictionAirsoft 3 місяці тому

    Wait a min you forgot all the other things Han did in ep six

  • @snoopyfr2730
    @snoopyfr2730 3 місяці тому

    Qui-Gon is such a nice person ❤

  • @cheesydanishgaming3333
    @cheesydanishgaming3333 3 місяці тому +1

    I would like to point out
    Qui Gon allowed Anakin to be in the presence of a battle when the battle for Naboo took place, shouldn’t that be another count of reckless endangerment
    Also for Obi Wan does it really count as coercion if that drug dealer was mind tricked to better his life? I mean death sticks in the star wars universe are an illegal substance sooo?

    • @JKBDTS
      @JKBDTS 3 місяці тому +2

      As for the coercion, that's not how the law works.

  • @Combaticon
    @Combaticon 3 місяці тому +3

    Is it still self-defense if Han shot first?

    • @PantMal
      @PantMal 3 місяці тому +2

      Well Greedo's intention to kill him was rather clear.

    • @quelqunx7470
      @quelqunx7470 3 місяці тому +2

      Humor me, how can I defend myself if I have to let the enemy shoot first and he kills me?

    • @andrewcruz3837
      @andrewcruz3837 2 місяці тому

      @@PantMalhis intent and him physically doing it are 2 different things

    • @andrewcruz3837
      @andrewcruz3837 2 місяці тому

      @@quelqunx7470thats actually a good point

  • @brunopaulino6029
    @brunopaulino6029 3 місяці тому

    If Chev Chelios ( Crank 1 & Crank 2 ) ( Jason Statham ) were charged for its crimes

  • @LORDVADER357
    @LORDVADER357 3 місяці тому

    Empire was charged them for crimes. Han Solo was frozen alive. Giving the circumstances they have no crimes. It's a war. As for putting Anakin Skywalker in speeder race that's not illegal. It's a sport event. Racing. Perfectly legal. Skywalker wanted to participate. It's not against his will.

  • @Tblowe19o7
    @Tblowe19o7 3 місяці тому +1

    Can you please do Darth Vader, Cal Kestis, Ezra Bridger, Galen Marek(Starkiller), and Ahsoka Tano next?

    • @D10S-z8c
      @D10S-z8c 3 місяці тому

      Darth Vader in already do

  • @the_force_is_strong_with_me
    @the_force_is_strong_with_me 3 місяці тому

    14:31 You do something good to help a person and they arrest you, life is awful🙁

  • @lookingforwookiecopilot
    @lookingforwookiecopilot 3 місяці тому +1

    Han's also guilty in dissertation as well as aiding and abiding in the destruction of the Death Star 1.

    • @JKBDTS
      @JKBDTS 3 місяці тому

      At war/Self-defense I think

    • @slibertas1996
      @slibertas1996 3 місяці тому

      Empire was not legitimate government.

  • @CadenFlores04
    @CadenFlores04 3 місяці тому +1

    You skipped return of the Jedi for Han

    • @RinOtonashi
      @RinOtonashi 3 місяці тому +2

      Han was *At War* against the Galactic Empire.

  • @tk-6967
    @tk-6967 3 місяці тому +1

    1:39 The reason Sidious and the Trade Federation were shocked is because they were not aware that the Jedi were being sent as mediators since the Senate hadn't granted them authority to go. This is why Sidious says 'the Chancellor should never have brought them into this', because the Chancellor asked them to go without any legal authority. Thus Qui Gon is impersonating a government official.
    6:21 What about the crime of desertion? Han clearly deserted the Empire and freed a Wookie prisoner.
    17:21 The Jedi were fugitives of justice though.
    18:15 Except Obi Wan didn't attack Anakin to defend Padme. There is a whole dialogue between them after she falls unconscious. It is clear in his conversation that Obi Wan was deliberately committing treason against the Republic/Empire.
    19:18 Except he is being hunted legally by the Empire since he is a fugitive from justice. Yes, Reva commits crimes by kidnapping Leia and Vader murders civilians unnecessarily, but the actual hunt for Kenobi and the Jedi is legal since he is a traitor.

    • @JKBDTS
      @JKBDTS 3 місяці тому

      17:21 No, Darth Sidious was illegally trying to kill them.

    • @tk-6967
      @tk-6967 3 місяці тому +1

      @@JKBDTS 4 members of the Jedi Council had just tried to commit a coup/assassination on the head of state and head of military of the Republic. While I agree that Sidious didn't had enough evidence to condemn *all* the Jedi, he was still legally allowed to declare the Jedi enemies of the state.

    • @JKBDTS
      @JKBDTS 3 місяці тому

      @@tk-6967 No, he wasn't. Would you say the same if the Jedi were replaced with the police?

    • @JKBDTS
      @JKBDTS 3 місяці тому

      @@tk-6967 Also (atleast as far as Palpatine is aware) they were just trying to arrest him.

    • @tk-6967
      @tk-6967 3 місяці тому

      @@JKBDTS The Jedi aren't the police though. They are a religious order whose judicial authorities are heavily restricted and require permission from the Senate (the legislative branch) to do anything important.
      Their attempt to arrest the Chancellor was illegal and they had no grounds to arrest him in the first place. Windu even admitted after disarming him that the courts (the Judicial branch) would never find Palpatine guilty, and they had no evidence to charge him with any crimes.

  • @joaquinnajerabranez5673
    @joaquinnajerabranez5673 3 місяці тому

    If Alex Mercer Was Charged for his crimes

  • @ConnorSavoca
    @ConnorSavoca 3 місяці тому

    If Michael Corleone was charged for his crimes.

  • @liamdacre1818
    @liamdacre1818 3 місяці тому

    Anakin should also be classed as a hero and the reason why he turned to the dark side was through palpatine manipulating him and putting false visions in his head about Padme dying

    • @JKBDTS
      @JKBDTS 3 місяці тому

      His video had already been done

    • @liamdacre1818
      @liamdacre1818 3 місяці тому

      Ok my bad. I’ve never seen the video

  • @davidvartanian1255
    @davidvartanian1255 3 місяці тому

    If Jax Teller was charged for his crimes please !

  • @nefi9168
    @nefi9168 3 місяці тому

    If greg house charged for his crimes

  • @Peelster1
    @Peelster1 3 місяці тому

    16:25 Objection! Were the droids not a military target during a war?

    • @JKBDTS
      @JKBDTS 3 місяці тому

      Not the point

    • @Peelster1
      @Peelster1 3 місяці тому

      @@JKBDTS Absolutely is the point. At war. Not illegal. Could argue it is if it was a civilian target. Military targets in a war are fair game.

    • @slibertas1996
      @slibertas1996 3 місяці тому

      It was a military target. Not terrorism

  • @SmellyUnfortunate007
    @SmellyUnfortunate007 3 місяці тому

    It's not a crime if you win.

  • @SecretAgentE
    @SecretAgentE 3 місяці тому

    4:20 A speeder is the Star Wars equivalant to a car, so wouldn't it actually be Grand Theft Auto

  • @JarJarStudiosPlus
    @JarJarStudiosPlus 3 місяці тому

    Why would Qui Gon get any time in prison for taking mesa off Boss Nass's hands? Theysa no longer needin to be worrying about mesa. Theysa should take time off his sentence.

  • @ahedjehad8514
    @ahedjehad8514 3 місяці тому

    so, obviously Luke Skywalker is next if we're going with this Star Wars theme now. :)

  • @ph4ntom_39
    @ph4ntom_39 3 місяці тому

    Do one for the bad batch squad

  • @MrTimPL
    @MrTimPL 3 місяці тому

    Why do I get the feeling you are going to be the death of me?
    I am trying...

  • @still-standingrunner810
    @still-standingrunner810 3 місяці тому

    If Frank Gallagher from Shameless was charged for his crimes

  • @classicalricky
    @classicalricky 3 місяці тому

    why was han getting murder sentences for self defense? genuine question. they were literally shooting at him

    • @JKBDTS
      @JKBDTS 3 місяці тому

      When?

  • @RinOtonashi
    @RinOtonashi 3 місяці тому

    5:04 didn’t Han Solo committed Grand Theft Auto?
    Edit: never mind, he did in 4:15

  • @foxydefnaf3206
    @foxydefnaf3206 3 місяці тому

    what if the good, the bad and the ugly were charged for their crimes