“I’m being serious”, “I don’t do if buts and maybes I do absolutes” and “if yer aunt had balls she’d be yer uncle but she doesn’t so she’s not” that’s the 3
For a non native English speaking person like me (Spanish) who has been learning, speaking and listening English the last one 0 years, listening to this guy is an actual challenge. Love him.
"Why is he laughin' for. Chris, what are ye laughing for", “I’m being serious”, “I'm talking facts here. I don’t do if, buts and maybes, I do absolutes”, “if yer aunt had balls she’d be yer uncle, but she doesn’t, so she’s not” 4 legendary quotes said under 1 minute apart from eachother :D
iiCeD KiNgz HE CAME 4TH BALLONDR HE IS THE AFRICAN PLAYER OF THE HE IS THE BEST PLAYER IN LIVERPOOL WHAT MORE DOSE HE NEED TO CONVINCE TOU THAT HE IS ONE OF THE BEST PLAYERS ON THE WORLD
1k subs with no videos please help me everyone else sees it and besides there is so many comments how do you know he copied your exact comment “you mong”
@@chalmuns8571 using your logic modric is better than xavi and iniesta combined because modric has a ballon dor. Messi, cr7, lewa, neymar, mbappe, kdb, kante, vvd are all better than mane and sterling is level with mane.
@@chalmuns8571 the impact the players make on the pitch, importance for their team and country, stats and consistency. You're basing how good mane is with his ballon dor rank. Firstly he didn't even win it or come in top 3 for the award and ballon dor or ranking should be used to show hiw good a player is. Mahrez finishing 10th is an example and anyone non biased should know he isn't the 10th best player in the world when there are a lot of players better than him such as sancho, aubameyang and sterling who finished below 10th.
This guy was ahead of his time. This has aged BEAUTIFULLY. Liverpool won the UCL in 2019 & Sadio Mané is a contender for best player in the world right now.
Trust me mate, this guy's accent is mild compared to many scousers, I understood like 70% of what he said the first time I saw this video, some others not even 10%
@@aimanhakim4935 That still doesn't make him anywhere near the best player in the world. He's not even the best player in the Liverpool team (Salah is)
“I’m talking facts here. I don’t do if’s, but’s and maybe’s, I do absolutes.” Has to be one of the hardest lines of all time. Smooth, clear, straight to the point, no stutter, no thinking, just came out naturally. Man’s a G
Boss, amazing, sick, great, fantastic, what else do you want me to say? Anything else? Yeah. We did. Every player was boss and the one that I’m mentioning now. Sadio Mane. I said it last time I was on here. He’s the best football player in the world. I don’t know why people... why youse laffing for? Wh Chris why you laffing for? Why you laffing for? I’m being seerious. I’m being serious. No you see now you see, I’m talking facts here. I don’t do if, buts or maybes. I do absolutes and you know like if your aunt had balls she’d be your uncle. But she doesn’t so shes not. You know, you know what I’m tryna say. You know what I mean. So like, what I’m tryna say he’s the best football player in the world. He’s boss. Cans better than Idrissa Gana Gueye. Eeeerm, exac who. He knows. My man knows. You know what I mean? Listen Paul. Champions League baby. You know what I’m tryna say? My mate. Yes Paul.
This beauty of a gent changed my life with the “if, buts or maybes, I do absolutes” truly say it in a decision making moment and it is a game changing perspective you can really tell who is in it
@@akshatbetala2813 I don’t think he was over rated he lived up to his rating for me over 2 years but the last 12 months he’s been not the same level for me mane was better than salah at one point can’t say that now
@@aaronopala4881 doing the best at the moment, tried to make that clear. Isnt to say Messi is worse or anything. But the team makes the the best striker. How well the individual operates with the team has everything to say.
this man had 3 iconic quotes in a row
@@moonizone1749 3
“I’m being serious”, “I don’t do if buts and maybes I do absolutes” and “if yer aunt had balls she’d be yer uncle but she doesn’t so she’s not” that’s the 3
@@moonizone1749 there wasnt
@@moonizone1749 say it then
@@dggydee he's the best football player in the world
This guy was ahead of his time
Mane is good but ain’t the best
iiCeD KiNgz shut up mane is messis icon
Sean Joseph good one 😂
@@iicedkingz1579 yh he is so stop talking shit
Best player at the club at the moment
It’s the “I’m being sheerious, I’m being sheerious” that gets me every time 😂😂😂
SAME HERE I keep going back just to hear it
same here lol
His scouse accent comes through very strong there
It’s an accent you fucktard
BennyMac_10 really?
Reasons why this is a legendary video:
0% if
0% buts
0% maybes
100% absolutes
You made me laugh 😂
lol
you ever listen to Fort Minor?
Your name is how he probably pronounces 'Siddartha". Lol.
10000000% facts
If yer aunt had balls, she'd be yer uncle, but she doesn't, so she's not.
Absolutely amazing
Mbappè 2020 he stole the analogy from Gino from this morning
Only he said “if my grandmother was a bike she’d have wheels” along those lines
Time stamp?
Ryan Skillz08 0:37
Azza x he doesn’t really look like an avid this morning watcher
@@ME1986c Literally a saying that dates back decades, for christ sakes.
Try experiencing something outside of youtube for once in your life.
I don’t even watch football and this guy has convinced me Mane is the best football player
Yes he talks absolutes ,no ifs and maybes.so why would u not believe him
O texto copiado aparecerá automaticamente aqui
He isnt
@@joelstephenson6753 the fact ur brain will never understand a joke is sad
@@bazzza207 🤣🤣🤣🤣 fr
Not even in 100 years someone could write something this iconic, he did an absolute with this one
he doesnt talks ifs and buts, he talks in absolutes
are u being sheerious?
@@sparshpandey1450 dont forget maybes
Best piece of philosophy since fucking plato. Boss
@@sparshpandey1450 Don’t even imagine what could happen if his aunt had balls
"If your aunt had balls, she'd be your uncle but she doesn't so she's not"
Mane is gone, but this quote will stay forever 😂
This is a Turkish saying 😀😆😆😆 That was the first time I heard it from a foreigner.
That’s been a saying for a long time
@@erolaltun1847really?
@@emersonsitorus1136 Yeah. Literally. 🤣
Damn Sadio Mane died ?
If ❌
But ❌
Maybe ❌
Absolutes ✅
"Absoluchs"
@@christopherfarrel264 i heard absolutes
@@tomhands4449 that n scousers
What « absolutes » mean please
@@Hathaflgolyariyad se q sos argentino, absolutes se refiere a q habla con hechos y de "tal vez, peros o y si?"
'If you aunt had balls she'd be your uncle...but she doesnt so shes not' why did it make so much sense😂
Because he just does ABSOLUTES
Cause he said it with such a confident scouse accent😂
Because it true
'Cause he doesn't do if, buts and maybes.
Famous guy
“I don’t do if buts and maybes, I do absolutes”😂😂
I didnt understand bruh. Can you explain it?
Only a sith deals in absolutes
@@kob6912 thats what I was gonna say ahahahah
1.1 k like!
never gets old
For a non native English speaking person like me (Spanish) who has been learning, speaking and listening English the last one 0 years, listening to this guy is an actual challenge. Love him.
Uy no sabes como me alegro de que el meme se haya vuelto internacional
it is not just english , it's scouse accent !!! you don't need to be native to anderstand it !!!
fuck spain!
uno whopper vegetal per favor
Harry Kane is more challenging compared to this guy. This fuy is funny too
This seems like a quality lad to have some beers with
Best lad in the werld
@@arizal297 haha😂
He’s gonna come out with the “two stones one bird, forget about it”😂
I met him today
paedophile gaming
"Why is he laughin' for. Chris, what are ye laughing for",
“I’m being serious”,
“I'm talking facts here. I don’t do if, buts and maybes, I do absolutes”,
“if yer aunt had balls she’d be yer uncle, but she doesn’t, so she’s not”
4 legendary quotes said under 1 minute apart from eachother :D
If you think the first 2 are legendary quotes your vocabulary must be sorely lacking
@@jg9249-u8f thats the reason this video exists cuz of his accent idk what are u talking about
Also “ sadio mane is the best football player in the world”
Bosh amazing sick great fantastic
@@niallboxing. fantastikh* 😂😂😂
his accent is a national treasure
Which city accent is this?
@@acultofpersonality7162 Liverpool
@@kburke42511
I wanna live in Liverpool
@@acultofpersonality7162 its from Liverpool but the accent itself is called scouse
@@samjesus8
I don’t know what the British think of Scouse but it really sounds cool from this young fella.
''I'm beeing sheerioush, I'm beeing sheerioush" 😂
“only a sith deals in absolutes”
Was hoping to find this comment
😂😂😂😂😂was looking for this comment
I knew I'd find this comment
😈😈😈😈
Damnit I just commented that and I scrolled and saw this LOL
This guy definitely travelled to the future lmfaoo
Mane isn’t the best tho
iiCeD KiNgz top5 in world for sure and soon top 3 probably
johnstevens 1979 he is good but not the best in the world definitely up there
iiCeD KiNgz
HE CAME 4TH BALLONDR
HE IS THE AFRICAN PLAYER OF THE
HE IS THE BEST PLAYER IN LIVERPOOL
WHAT MORE DOSE HE NEED TO CONVINCE TOU THAT HE IS ONE OF THE BEST PLAYERS ON THE WORLD
@@MO-kc7th calm ur tits jc
Who’s here after Lionel Messi voted for Manè as the worlds best player?
Jaba Jab everyone who now sees the comment dipshit
@@wnaish7541 mate shut the fuck up please
@REAL ARSENAL FAN he is not but messi voted for him probably because you cant vote yourself
@REAL ARSENAL FAN ur getting relagatted 🤣
@@ibbyyousaf9489 this is just sad I'm a spurs fan but grow up would you?
After listening to him I am convinced Scouse is the best accent. A little bit of taste of it and you will want to hear more. Awesome!!!
Is anyone else watching this after Mane scored 2 v Bayern 😂
Ye aha
He's a legend and spoke 100% spot on. Mane IS world class. FACT
Yeah
Yeah😂😂😂
MR LFC no just after we fucked Barcelona 4-0😂
does anyone else think this looks exactly like mongraal
RM3 only reason I clicked to see if anyone else saw
You literally stole my comment you mong
1k subs with no videos please help me everyone else sees it and besides there is so many comments how do you know he copied your exact comment “you mong”
@@mr.patrickstar3706 because I literally said it 2 months before he did you fucking spac
You all like fortnite
We all laughed at him and now we realise he was telling the truth.
Mane isn't even top 5
Rx 48 the 2019 Ballon d’Or results would like to have a word with you. Sadio mane got 4th
@@chalmuns8571 using your logic modric is better than xavi and iniesta combined because modric has a ballon dor. Messi, cr7, lewa, neymar, mbappe, kdb, kante, vvd are all better than mane and sterling is level with mane.
Rx 48 then what’s your logic?
@@chalmuns8571 the impact the players make on the pitch, importance for their team and country, stats and consistency. You're basing how good mane is with his ballon dor rank. Firstly he didn't even win it or come in top 3 for the award and ballon dor or ranking should be used to show hiw good a player is. Mahrez finishing 10th is an example and anyone non biased should know he isn't the 10th best player in the world when there are a lot of players better than him such as sancho, aubameyang and sterling who finished below 10th.
0:17 A legendary moment...
His face expressions makes it complete!! Full pasion and emotion 😂
Absolutely full conviction
@@youtubenamebad4259 😂😂😂
Absolutely agree with that 😂😂🤝🤝
That makes it Even better
0:33 He only needed 2 seconds to think of that legendary line in the next few seconds.
What a legend
Fr
he got that quote from paul heyman he did not come up with that
Can we all take a moment to appreciate Chris for if it wasn’t for him we would never have gotten this absolute gem
This lad has made the whole football community come together with his complete faith in Sadio Mane.
4 years later and it’s still the best fan channel interview ever
Him and Andy tate are the two best football channel interviews imo. Theres probably others but the Andy tate one never leaves my mind
This guy was ahead of his time. This has aged BEAUTIFULLY. Liverpool won the UCL in 2019 & Sadio Mané is a contender for best player in the world right now.
no the fuck he’s not 😭🤣
@@NelsenGChess yes he was buddy
@@babacarniass6712 bro that’s completely cap “buddy” 🤣
he should stop punching teammates though
@@Marchboii Don't be that man
I come back to this video all the time because this lad called it. He knew all along and nobody at the time listened to him being seeeeriyous
Mane or Salah are not the best. They never will be.
Mane is already the best
Of course he knew it all along cos he only does absolutes
@@abhaagrawal5780 Salah was the best in the world during 17/18 season.
He’s wrong tho
Interviewer: “Absolute… not really. But I’m loving the way you saying it.”
Unforgettable nights at Anfield ❤✊🏿
This guy has an attitude, and I'm loving it
Who’s back after this went viral again? 😂
"If Ye aunt had balls she'd be your uncle" 😂😂😂😂😂 scousers are funny yeno, me an the mandem need to come down Liverpool
Music Life stfu u ain’t hard
Come moss side
Mandem lol haha shut up fucking wannabe gangster
Music Life scousers are funny , funny being them saying mane is the best player in the world
Cringe
It’s a tradition to come back here once in a while
Darren Till speaking some facts🙌
Who’s here after the late winner against Villa lol
Wee Marky My mate 🤣
Wtf
Future predictions
Im here after the 7-2 LOL
@@mokadilaha6253 calm down lad don't cry
Imagine this guy does the recordings for IELTS listening test 😁
That would be tragically hard 🤣
Thats well be the best exam in the werld to be sherious
Trust me mate, this guy's accent is mild compared to many scousers, I understood like 70% of what he said the first time I saw this video, some others not even 10%
“Bosh” “Why is you?” why are the English like this dude breaking their own language rules? 😵💫
Here to watch this one last time as he’s leaving now. You will be missed, Mané. Thank you for everything, the best football player in the world ❤️🔴
That’s the best Scouse accent I’ve ever heard😅
“You all laughed at me, well I have to say, you’re not laughing now are you”
Nigel Farage quote
No, still a funny video
Cause of how wrong he was and always will be
@@cell2179 bozo Mane now celebrated 100th goal in liverpool and list on top ranking goal score in EPL...He aint wrong
@@aimanhakim4935 That still doesn't make him anywhere near the best player in the world. He's not even the best player in the Liverpool team (Salah is)
I’m sorry in advanced for this but...
Only a Sith deals in absolutes
The force is strong with this one
omfg I forgot about this comment
I will do what I must
@@eamonnrussell1 you will try...
🧍↗️🔄🤸🔄↘️🤺
@@eamonnrussell1 you will try
“I’m talking facts here. I don’t do if’s, but’s and maybe’s, I do absolutes.”
Has to be one of the hardest lines of all time.
Smooth, clear, straight to the point, no stutter, no thinking, just came out naturally. Man’s a G
Boss, amazing, sick, great, fantastic, what else do you want me to say? Anything else? Yeah. We did. Every player was boss and the one that I’m mentioning now. Sadio Mane. I said it last time I was on here. He’s the best football player in the world. I don’t know why people... why youse laffing for? Wh Chris why you laffing for? Why you laffing for? I’m being seerious. I’m being serious. No you see now you see, I’m talking facts here. I don’t do if, buts or maybes. I do absolutes and you know like if your aunt had balls she’d be your uncle. But she doesn’t so shes not. You know, you know what I’m tryna say. You know what I mean. So like, what I’m tryna say he’s the best football player in the world. He’s boss. Cans better than Idrissa Gana Gueye. Eeeerm, exac who. He knows. My man knows. You know what I mean? Listen Paul. Champions League baby. You know what I’m tryna say? My mate. Yes Paul.
This should be on the Declaration of Independence
This quote should be on a plaque in Anfield
Thanks for the lyrics
Big thanks
For me scouse is the smth of arabic language
No offence
Y'all need this for the Chipsky Norton anthem
“I DO ABSOLUTES” hahaha. Now the host is probably reading this comment and has watched the liverpool - bayern game
"I don't do if buts or maybes, I do absolutes"
Master Windu, I believe Chancellor Redmond is a Sith Lord
A Sith Lord? This changes everything. Stay in the Council Chambers.
when i heard the news about him leaving i just came and watched this video. What a legend
“Not really but I’m loving the way you’re saying it” accurate 😂
dude gave us 3 meme-worthy one-liners in a row which have only gotten better
Video is very relevant after the Game vs Bayern
Here after Mane finished second for the Ballon d'or!!! This guy was ahead of his time...
"Sadio Mané, hes the best futball player in the world"
(2 seconds later)
"Chris, what are you laughing for??!?!"
*in the werld
Waerld*
in the weld
‘My man knows’ gets me 😂😂 everyone laughed but he knew
“I don’t do ifs buts or maybes, I do absolutes”
Only a Sith deals in Absolutes.
I will do what I Must
He saw what no one noticed ...True legend
Sadio maneeeeeee
He had like 7 iconic quotes in a row
Some say that even to this day Chris has still not stopped laughing
😂😂😂😂😂😂
"If your aunt had balls she'd be your uncle, but she doesn't so shes not" get me every time😂😂😂😂😂😂
Even as a Man United supporter, I come back to this classic from time to time. Legendary stuff.
This guy is an icon in british history now
Now that Mané has scored 11 in 11 games, Redmen TV need to bring this kid back!!!
This guy's every word should be written down so future kids can study him. Every line is legendary
This beauty of a gent changed my life with the “if, buts or maybes, I do absolutes” truly say it in a decision making moment and it is a game changing perspective you can really tell who is in it
Who's here after Mané's brace against Chelsea? 2020.
Who’s here after he hasn’t scored a goal since then
@@Liam-eh2wp he is overrated
@@akshatbetala2813 I don’t think he was over rated he lived up to his rating for me over 2 years but the last 12 months he’s been not the same level for me mane was better than salah at one point can’t say that now
@@Liam-eh2wp listen overrated does not mean bad he is top 5 wingers in the world just that when he plays bad he does not criticism
I want this lad to give his thoughts on every single game... And it'd be boss if he could actually feature in the buildup shows as well #GetIn
His channel is called James redmond tv
@@runethfc thanks man
this has to be the best 63 seconds of video footage on this platform
This man is probably going through it right now since Mane just went to Bayern
*The fact that he said that in 2017. Dude, both Messi AND Ronaldo were still in their primes*
He was right tho
Dec/2019 I'm here to agree with him.
He really is and I'm a united fan ..
Mane gets to so many chances every game, and he has for years now. Definatly best striker in the world with Liverpool
He’s the best in the prem not the world and I’m a city fan and yes they do exist
@@aaronopala4881 doing the best at the moment, tried to make that clear. Isnt to say Messi is worse or anything. But the team makes the the best striker. How well the individual operates with the team has everything to say.
@@aaronopala4881 KDB is head and shoulders above anyone else in the PL atm, best player by a lot.
He’s the best football player in the weeeerld 🔴
*umbinsedius*
Any one from 2024😢
Me, Evan.❤
@@biswanathchakraborty7478 🫶🏻🤍
Yes
Unbelievable, Alberto Moreno is clearly the best in the world at the moment
@BrunoSZN #OLEOUT get out
I don't give a fuck what people say, Paul or pajak if u see this get him on Redmen now. The lad is a fuckin hero #Makeithappen. YNWA
PMSL @ username
WE NEED ANOTHER VIDEO FROM THIS GUY
CHAMPIONS LEAGUE BABY
YOU KNOW WHAT IM TRYING TO SAY
"If your auntie had balls she'd be your uncle; but she doesn't, so she's not."
Legend.
"I don't do ifs, buts or maybes, I do absolutes."
"If your aunt have balls, she'd be your uncle. But she's not."
Thanks dr obvious
"chres wat ye laughin foah"
After hours of listening and turning the subtitles on and listening on 5 speakers I understood 70 percent of what he was saying
0:30 He was talking facts. Even Auto-generated caption thought he was swearing. Why?
This video lives in my head rent free
I come back to this at least once a day
Four years since this legend appeared into our lives.
Wins the AFCON.
@@isaacthegoat1432 he said it last time he was on it, hes the best football playa in the world
he wasn't lying, look at Liverpool now without Mane
Almost two years later we've returned as the King of Europe in Madrid 2019🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆
Anyone watching after Newcastle game, realising this guy is correct 😂
And i’m here after *this* Newcastle game but 😅
Nah hes shit now
This lads reactions are class
Andrew Gould *classless
best interview of all time, all of it is iconic
Who’s here after he won Senegal the cup
I'm watching this after watching Mane tore up the toffees
0:20 is what you're here for
Coming back to this video in 2023. Missing Mane right now
This video lives rent free in my head😂😂😂
Who’s here after the afcon finals?
By far the best interview from any fan channel ever
AFTV says hi
Bro really was ahead of his time..
I frequently come back to this video when mane plays well
After that great win last night, this just came up again in my feed.
0:04 who’s Lyon’s manager?
Im crying watching this. This really is the best interview 😂