Hey guys! This video has been a long time coming and has had many script renditions but it's finally here! Hope you guys enjoy it! Let me know what you think! Also, I made a mistake in the animation but it's kind of funny and serves as a sort of easter egg so I decided to leave it in. Let me know if you can spot it! Thanks for watching!
Tolerance is the thing used by commissars when teaching ogryns It’s also the thing the tech priests starts yelling about when the chem dogs start getting creative with their field repairs.
Tolerance from a guardsman? They have been brainwashed into believing xeno are scum. The closest thing to tolerance that you're going to get is from space Marines and the Inquisition.
The Imperium literally has been at war over 10,000 years. To say their resources are on thin ice is an understatement. That and their delivery truck drivers have to literally cross hell.
ST in books old EU and literally the original movies have very good aims and are elite troops It's literally only on the Death Star that they miss on purpose to track them back to the rebel base. But sadly most normies saw that and ran with the idea they suck at shooting and since DInsey took over it's been 'canon' Despite the fact in ANH when boarding Liea's ship they mop the floor with the rebels
Stormtrooper: so, you mean to tell me that was a xenomorph, those are Termanids, that's a necromorph, and that's a tyranid, and that's a zerg? Gosh, how many hiveminded aliens are there? Guardsmen: I don't know and I don't particularly care... Stormtrooper: no wait, there were those bug guys back on geonosis that could be considered a hivemind species? Not entirely sure after we wiped them off the face of the galaxy...
@lancer737 other than the fact that a full tyranid invasion has the access to tactical thinking some kinds of them are capable of shooting or using warp powers
Fun fact, the imperium at large doesn't know about what's actually in corpse starch. [It has corpse in the name, I know. But most people just assume it refers to the taste.] Ergo, that's a veteran guardsman.
stabbed a xenomorph in the neck with a bayonet pushed it to the ground and stabbed it more rather than shoot it with the flashlight. yup definitely a veteran
@@wagamaoh7154 That's not quite fair. The armor is very resilent, as is the lasgun, especially if the occupant explodes. It doesn't cost that much to rip it off the last guy and slap in a new one. That's why guardsmen have flak armor.
"Okay look, their just standing there and talking. That's all their doin, that's ALL they ever do is just stand there and talk. So five minutes from now when you ask me "what are they doing, my answer is gonna be, they're STILL JUST TALKING AND THEY'RE STILL JUST STANDING THERE!"
Another great addition to the galactic heresy series! Honestly, it's pretty neat to see this turn into a triple crossover series thanks to the xenomorphs being included and the comedy is on point as always.
Friendship made in hell. It’s beautiful. And the stormtrooper actually hit something. I am moved to tears. Btw. I was sure that Stormtrooper was gonna shoot the guardsman while guardsman and tau were going to shoot each other, leaving him the only survivor
Remember, stormtroopers only have bad aim if you are an named character or a monster thats giving comedic relive to the audience. If you are a humanin generel their aim is 50/50, but a Alien race? Pray to god that there is at least 1 named alien in your group that relevent enough for plot armor.
Now we need him trying to handle the big 4 human groups. This gaurdsman, a commisar, a tech preist, and a s.o.b. I cant wait to see them learn hes got a night lord, world eater, and iron warrior as backup.
@33482 Xenomorphs take the traits from their hosts. Human birth Xenomorphs like Drones and Warriors are 7'2 ft tall and are physically stronger than humans. They are strong enough to cave in metal doors. Climb and stick to any surface and are much smarter than people think they are their not basic animals. Plus only reason we see Xenomorphs died to the marines is because the pulse rifle fires explosive armor piercing rounds. Fire and heat is not really a weakness either because a Runner Xenomorph survive being Drowned in molten hot lead and Runners are weaker than human Xenomorphs. The Predalien was bigger, stronger than both Yautja and human Xenomorphs comparable to a Praetorian Xenomorph, plus Predaliens take the mandibles and dreadlocks from it's Yautja host. Space marines are genetically enhanced Super soldiers who were once normal humans. So if a xenomorph was born from a Astartes it would probably look similar to a drone but bigger I would say 9 feet tall way more powerful and its biomechanical carapace would be much more durable, I wouldn't be surprised it can heal itself to. it would literally be the ultimate perfect lifeform.
@@angelobrewster6293 Could it burst out of the black skin? How about the armor if the marine was still suit up? The burster is not going to that much stronger to rip through a suit of armor. Just from a leverage perspective it will have a choir getting free of the host. Maybe climb back up the neck and out there since we are assuming the helmet would be missing to allow implantation. Also assuming the immune system of the marine and all the extra bits wouldn't neutralize the implanting material.
Unviable. An Astartes cannot exist naturally, many organs have to be lab grown and inserted. The existing genetic information would be insufficient. The alien would probably die soon after killing the marine.
@@velstadtvonausterlitz2338 *looks at the scene they were first shown fighting* yeah no. Anything after that was basically just main character plot armor.
- So, you found giant space bugs before, right? What the best way to kill it? - By calling nearest artillery unit and telling them coordinates for artillery barrage... Actually that works almost for every problem.
I was thinking that the Imp would charge the Tau trying to stabby stab him, the Tau would backup, because he needs distance to shoot, and the stormy would miss them both because, well, reasons. All to the sound track of of Benny Hill as they are moving around.
The Guardman who has no idea about androids, pensions and tolerance but knows about not "singing Kumbaya" with xenos! Some stuff still went through age on good ol' Terra 😂
Guardsmen don't have time for your Engine Seer jibba jabba Veteran Guardsmen don't want to know anything that gets them put on a list so act the same way.
Good that the Stormtrooper gets to have a friend to chat with while the Alien was roaming about. At the point where the horde of Aliens were charging I though stormtrooper would have called in a Drop pod filled with his Astartes to come and help.. Great series, as always.
Never mind that you told each other 50 times when we were going to fight each other in no man's land and we almost split 49 times but you held on well.
I always find your video funny and always anticipating new videos and this one does not disappoint especially how self aware this particular Stormtrooper is, not excluded how he somehow is "friends" with several Traitor Astartes, since usually when there's Warhammer crossover it's usually immediately go to power scaling
ENG: Hurray! Finally, Tau appeared in this series! There are Eldar, Tyranids and Necrons left. I can't wait to continue! This series is not inferior in its beauty and dialogues to the previous ones. You should definitely get paid by Disnay and WorkShop for what an incredible job you are doing! RUS: Ура! Наконец то в этом сериале появились тау! Остались эльдары, тираниды и некроны. Жду не дождусь продолжения! Эта серия не уступила в своей красоте и диалогам предыдущим. Вам определенно должны заплатить Disnay и WorkShop за то какую невероятную работу вы делаете!
For the newbs: The reason the Imperium uses servitors instead of androids is because during the terrors and horrors of old night one of the big bads was AI tech horrors. After the unification wars, the Imperium banned the use of AI of all kinds. So the Mechanicus improvised and started recycling criminals and underperformers into lobotomized cyborg slaves henceforth dubbed servitors.
For extra lore, this was actually inspired by the Butlerian Jihad from the Dune Universe where there was a massive war against AIs in the universe's past. This is the reason why Navigators and Mentats are a thing, using advanced computers is forbidden and so biological alternatives had to be found.
@theguyonthecouch6109 this is not only reddit like non-logic but also plainly wrong. Look it up, this ain't a gotcha-moment. Man that's so fkn dumb, you could also say pants were invented on earth so there's no pants in SW
Guardsman: oh that blue guy is an Abhuman wow for a moment there I thought you would have had a Xenos in any let alone a high position of authority still stang as hell that you have an abhuman that high up but that's tolerable ..... if barely. Stormtrooper:well we do have an alien as our emperor's right-hand man. Guardsman: *loud and incoherent noesis of absolute rage*
kind of hope we see a freeza soldier in a future episode cuz i just imagine this stuff would basically just be even more halarious if it was basically every space empire in the same galaxy, i mean you already are kind of there with the xenomorphs, plus i just imagine the stormtrooper making fun of a freeza soldier over the fact that all their names are puns on fruit
Love your videos. It's great concept. After watching this, now I want to see how the Stormtrooper reacts to the other Guardsman. I can already see the reaction to the suicidal devotion of the Death Korps of Krieg.
I love the world you’re building! I can’t wait until some other sci-fi empire or hostile faction comes between the Stormtrooper and his Chaos friends. It would be fun to see the Iron Warriors’ take on the Borg from Star Trek.
honestly, if the imperium and the empire worked together they would be almost unstoppable. I mean the 5 greatest things holding back the imperium are travel speed, communications, automotive technology, and food supply. Things the empire have in full, where as the empire could really use a strong central figure head, the best troops period, and ungodly amount of armies.
The galactic empire does have numbers. They just suck at shooting, melee combat, morale and fighting in general. An average guardsman squad could take on a platoon of stormtroopers without breaking a sweat if the movies are anything to go by.
@dony2852 the galatic empire does not have over 1 Trillian guardsmen at all times. Also in lore their a lot better but if they hint things then the rebellion wouldnt exist
@@dotspot3667 The lore on the empire's numbers were never made clear unless Disney slipped in some detail in a novel nobody paid attention to again. That said, it isn't impossible that they have comparable numbers to the Imperium. They are both in more or less control of comparably sized human dominated galaxies.
@dony2852 well they had less then i think it was 30 million clones throughout the war and given the empires doctrine of cheap numbers i would say at best they less then 120 million
@@dotspot3667 Good point. The rebel alliance wasn't exactly known for its massive infantry force either so having an overwhelming standing army of grunts as a counter wasn't a priority in the empire even if the population likely could have supported it. Much more of the empire's military was probably devoted to logistics, police and planetary defense than expeditionary forces.
Oh my God, uh, By the Emperrorrr ! I mean. That was hilarious. And ending in a Mexican Standoff. Brilliant ! The Guardsman was on spot, really. Love your work, please never stop being this silly ^^
Ok ok, now we need to get the Helldivers, SW’s Stormtroopers, and the Guardsmen in a single video, so they can do the Spider-Men point at each other meme
There's probably a tyranid form of on some far of backwater planet that functions similar to the xenomorph considering how swiftly they adapt and evolve into random forms
The problem with Thrawn trying to explain that in their parlance he would be considered an abhuman is that the guardsman will shoot first and ask questions never.
(I show the Stormtrooper what the Men of Iron did during the Dark Age of Technology.) Me: Now do you understand why the Imperium is the way it is? Besides. You guys came incredibly close to such a situation with IG-88a from Legends.
Tyranid Hive Tyrant: "I swear, humans are just the dumbest creatures in existence" Xenomorph Queen: "I know right? We managed to wipe out entire colony that had 70 families in less in 24 hours" Tyranid Hive Tyrant: "We should go out some time"
Hey guys! This video has been a long time coming and has had many script renditions but it's finally here! Hope you guys enjoy it! Let me know what you think!
Also, I made a mistake in the animation but it's kind of funny and serves as a sort of easter egg so I decided to leave it in. Let me know if you can spot it!
Thanks for watching!
Please let them run into Reasonable Marines next!
@@26th_Primarch
The Raptors could just be that
How often do you make videos
@@anthonypena5886 I get a video out at least once a month but I'm trying to get it up to twice a month. We'll see.
@Full_Moon_Studios it takes that long!?
Stormtrooper: Look, I admit it, my empire is casually racist.
Guardsman: Mine went ranked.
Star Wars: Casual Racism
Warhammer 40k: Competitive Racism
Guardsman: Ok? And?
OK, that was fantastic
I do believe that appropriate term here is xenophobia...
*Specist
Races are literally different breeds of a sapient species.
"What the hell is tolerance!?"
-Said the guardsman calmly
Sums up 40k in a nutshell tbh
Tolerance is the thing used by commissars when teaching ogryns
It’s also the thing the tech priests starts yelling about when the chem dogs start getting creative with their field repairs.
The Imperium is very tolerant. They tolerate the existence of Squats, Ratlings, Orgyns, even Eldar and Tau if the situation is bad enough.
There is no such thing as tolerance in a galaxy wishing for your death on a daily basis
Tolerance from a guardsman? They have been brainwashed into believing xeno are scum. The closest thing to tolerance that you're going to get is from space Marines and the Inquisition.
“Just shoot it till it dies, it’s not that complicated!” I like the way this guardsman thinks
it works most of the time, so it works all of the time
@ exactly
And he has a point, what? You gonna out talk a nid or out dance a ork? No? Then start blasting
When you realize a Storm Trooper has better treatment than an Imperial Guard.
Not better weapons or training... Just better treatment on average.
The Imperium literally has been at war over 10,000 years. To say their resources are on thin ice is an understatement. That and their delivery truck drivers have to literally cross hell.
Starwars : standar plasma weapon for all infantry
Stormtroopers can't pee without missing their target
Guards can shoot at something 100 times and most likely will keep charging at them 😂
ST in books old EU and literally the original movies have very good aims and are elite troops
It's literally only on the Death Star that they miss on purpose to track them back to the rebel base.
But sadly most normies saw that and ran with the idea they suck at shooting and since DInsey took over it's been 'canon'
Despite the fact in ANH when boarding Liea's ship they mop the floor with the rebels
Depends on the guardsmen regiment. Cadians were treated very well, for example
"WHAT THE HELL IS TOLERANCE?!"
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"Friend?"
"No!"
"Not Enemy?"
"Acceptable."
Correction
Not target😂😂
“Humanity first?” “Damn right!”
Stormtrooper: so, you mean to tell me that was a xenomorph, those are Termanids, that's a necromorph, and that's a tyranid, and that's a zerg? Gosh, how many hiveminded aliens are there?
Guardsmen: I don't know and I don't particularly care...
Stormtrooper: no wait, there were those bug guys back on geonosis that could be considered a hivemind species? Not entirely sure after we wiped them off the face of the galaxy...
You might also add the Killiks, which are basically the hive of man-sized ants in Star Wars.
The Terminids aren't a hivemind species especially they are fascist 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.
Guardsman: ...Nice.
The Flood: Soooooooo, have you met Ted?
That shot of the guardsman jabbing the xenomorph was pretty damn cool.
Didn't make sense since they're blood is acid. The blood would've melted the gun and splattered on the guardsman .
@@youroldpaljake2288rule of cool man
Rule of cool
@@youroldpaljake2288 The God Emperor protects!
@@youroldpaljake2288 the Bio-Acid Nids shoot is a lot worse to get hit by.
He nailed it
Tau: Can your hatred for the other not subside for the moment?
Guardsman: Bold words for someone in melee range.
For Tau would be "same time zone" range 😂
The Tau was talking some tough shit for a xenos in bayonet range.
Art work of a Tau Firewarrior beating a sister of battle in melee:
@@nobody3761 PROPAGANDA of tau firewarrior beating a sister of battle in melee:
@@heartlessnobody1143 Keep coping, Imperial.
I was expecting a helldiver to show up.
Stormtroopers and guardsmen don't fight for liberty or freedom. :P
Or a Halo Spartan.
Or maybe a Spartan from Halo or a Terran Marine from StarCraft.
@@helenpink2796 I think ODST is more equivalent.
@@jamalisujang2712 An ODST, an Helldiver and an Elysian Drop trooper walk into a bar...
Casualty rates for both human factions 99.9999999%... complete xenos eradication, total victory.
It's like... victory.(I'm on a mountain of corpses when he says this)
War only determines who is left. Humanity first.
Also, war isn't fair. Deal with it space commie.
These two were lucky the alien was a xenomorph and not a tyranid
Not really.
@lancer737 other than the fact that a full tyranid invasion has the access to tactical thinking some kinds of them are capable of shooting or using warp powers
I almost went with Tyranids but it was easier going with a neutral enemy to both factions.
@@Full_Moon_Studios it also adds the fear of the unknown factor for them so it was a good choice
@@overlord1676 You're not familiar with what Xenomorphs are capable of?
Nids are a pale ripoff of Xenomorphs in an Army Ant configuration.
The guardsman looks at the stormtrooper and instead of pity he feels familiarity
Yes, both getting tossed around by litteral magic
How ??
Even average Guardsmen are elite soldiers by stormtrooper standards
@@right584 are they
The Guardsmen and Stormtrooper pair, is as wholesome as he is with the Iron Warrior.
I love that the Stormtrooper is disgusted by the barbaric Imperium and how it treats its Guardsman.
"The enemy of my enemy dies last"
-Sun Tzu
"unless he's trying to steal your kill, then he's fair game."
Fun fact, the imperium at large doesn't know about what's actually in corpse starch. [It has corpse in the name, I know. But most people just assume it refers to the taste.]
Ergo, that's a veteran guardsman.
stabbed a xenomorph in the neck with a bayonet pushed it to the ground and stabbed it more rather than shoot it with the flashlight. yup definitely a veteran
Well the guard does appear to be wearing carapace armour if I am not mistaken so it is a pretty safe assumption he ain't some FNG.
They are usually told it’s more the bodies are used for feeding the animals it’s made of or fertilizer for something.
he has armor and not a shirt on him, yeah, veteran
The imperium doesn't waste resources on people that will live 6 seconds on the battlefield
@@wagamaoh7154 That's not quite fair.
The armor is very resilent, as is the lasgun, especially if the occupant explodes. It doesn't cost that much to rip it off the last guy and slap in a new one. That's why guardsmen have flak armor.
"Okay look, their just standing there and talking. That's all their doin, that's ALL they ever do is just stand there and talk. So five minutes from now when you ask me "what are they doing, my answer is gonna be, they're STILL JUST TALKING AND THEY'RE STILL JUST STANDING THERE!"
red vs blue quote! love it
...what are they talking about?
@@jeremybk54 "ya know what? I fucking hate you" lol
@@jeremybk54 "ya know what? I fucking hate you" lol
I half expected the World Eater jump out of nowhere and give the boys another chase... 😆
I thought the infestation being cleared was going to be the World Eater himself
Stroomtrooper: Wait a minute, how your bayonete its not disolving in accid?
Guardsman: Ask to a priest tech.
Probably from that one STC that netted the guys who found it a Governorship of a planet
Was expecting the guard to say “What are friends?”
It's clear who is Good, but Ugly and Bad should flip a coin.
You would think so, wouldn't you?
Tau is ugly
The Tau are ugly.
Guardsman=Good (both start with G, duh)
Stormtrooper=Bad (Empire are bad guys of Star Wars, perfectly logical)
Tau=Ugly (fuck them aliens)
@@yaelz6043 Exactly! :-D
Another great addition to the galactic heresy series! Honestly, it's pretty neat to see this turn into a triple crossover series thanks to the xenomorphs being included and the comedy is on point as always.
Friendship made in hell. It’s beautiful. And the stormtrooper actually hit something. I am moved to tears.
Btw. I was sure that Stormtrooper was gonna shoot the guardsman while guardsman and tau were going to shoot each other, leaving him the only survivor
Nah, we Stormtrooper are chill.
Remember, stormtroopers only have bad aim if you are an named character or a monster thats giving comedic relive to the audience. If you are a humanin generel their aim is 50/50, but a Alien race? Pray to god that there is at least 1 named alien in your group that relevent enough for plot armor.
Now we need him trying to handle the big 4 human groups.
This gaurdsman, a commisar, a tech preist, and a s.o.b.
I cant wait to see them learn hes got a night lord, world eater, and iron warrior as backup.
not so much the world eater since the trooper murder blocked him. (he's on his skull collecting list)
@@cr90captain89Bro needs a black templar
Same character, but a skin with different dialogue lines
😂 *WE DON'T CALL IT SLAVERY* * WE CALL IT UNPAID CIVIL SERVICE* 😂
"What's a pension?"
This is both relatable and funny at the same time LOL
That Tau was talking mad shit for someone in melee range.
6:15 bet that tau is really regretting getting into close quarters with that sniper rifle
*whips out the Pulse pistol* parry this you filthy casual
Ever wonder what a Xenomorph birth from a Astartes would be like.
Probably a roided up version of the predalien with short quills.
@33482 Xenomorphs take the traits from their hosts.
Human birth Xenomorphs like Drones and Warriors are 7'2 ft tall and are physically stronger than humans. They are strong enough to cave in metal doors. Climb and stick to any surface and are much smarter than people think they are their not basic animals. Plus only reason we see Xenomorphs died to the marines is because the pulse rifle fires explosive armor piercing rounds. Fire and heat is not really a weakness either because a Runner Xenomorph survive being Drowned in molten hot lead and Runners are weaker than human Xenomorphs.
The Predalien was bigger, stronger than both Yautja and human Xenomorphs comparable to a Praetorian Xenomorph, plus Predaliens take the mandibles and dreadlocks from it's Yautja host.
Space marines are genetically enhanced Super soldiers who were once normal humans. So if a xenomorph was born from a Astartes it would probably look similar to a drone but bigger I would say 9 feet tall way more powerful and its biomechanical carapace would be much more durable, I wouldn't be surprised it can heal itself to. it would literally be the ultimate perfect lifeform.
@@angelobrewster6293 Could it burst out of the black skin? How about the armor if the marine was still suit up? The burster is not going to that much stronger to rip through a suit of armor. Just from a leverage perspective it will have a choir getting free of the host. Maybe climb back up the neck and out there since we are assuming the helmet would be missing to allow implantation. Also assuming the immune system of the marine and all the extra bits wouldn't neutralize the implanting material.
Unviable. An Astartes cannot exist naturally, many organs have to be lab grown and inserted. The existing genetic information would be insufficient. The alien would probably die soon after killing the marine.
Poor Lamenter...
The blind man, the otaku and the cannon fodder.
Guardsmen being cannon fodder is just as a myth as stormtroopers not being able to hit anything
@@TheRisingEagle93 the movies would like to argue that case, mate.
@velstadtvonausterlitz2338 star wars movies are absolutely terrible
@@velstadtvonausterlitz2338 *looks at the scene they were first shown fighting*
yeah no.
Anything after that was basically just main character plot armor.
@@TheRisingEagle93 The guardsmen are cannon fodder especially the PDF.
- So, you found giant space bugs before, right? What the best way to kill it?
- By calling nearest artillery unit and telling them coordinates for artillery barrage... Actually that works almost for every problem.
I was thinking that the Imp would charge the Tau trying to stabby stab him, the Tau would backup, because he needs distance to shoot, and the stormy would miss them both because, well, reasons. All to the sound track of of Benny Hill as they are moving around.
The Guardman who has no idea about androids, pensions and tolerance but knows about not "singing Kumbaya" with xenos! Some stuff still went through age on good ol' Terra 😂
Together they are strong.
Together they *might* survive. Emphasis on "might" lol
They will (probably) fight and (certainly) die together
Hey look, the most tolerant guardsmen and the most hateful stormtrooper.
I’m guessing talks/arguments about Abominable Intelligence will be for when the Stormtrooper meets the Adeptus Mechanicus or the Dark Mechanicum.
Guardsmen don't have time for your Engine Seer jibba jabba
Veteran Guardsmen don't want to know anything that gets them put on a list so act the same way.
LETS GOOO. THE GUARD IS HERE! Ngl the guardaman voice reminds me of the DOW 1 guardsman.
TANKS! WHERE ARE THE BLOODY TANKS!
Good that the Stormtrooper gets to have a friend to chat with while the Alien was roaming about. At the point where the horde of Aliens were charging I though stormtrooper would have called in a Drop pod filled with his Astartes to come and help..
Great series, as always.
Never mind that you told each other 50 times when we were going to fight each other in no man's land and we almost split 49 times but you held on well.
6:30 i was expecting a xenomorph to suddenly be part of the standoff (or hoping to be exact)
Palpatine: My Empire is a Humanists institution
Meanwhile on top of a hill you have a necron soldier and decepticon trooper just wating to see if the the organics kill each other .
Shockwave and Szeras shaving the time of their lives
@@Nicache1918or Better yet having Lugnut drop from the sky and just nuking everyone while screaming " For the Glory of Megatron!" .
@@casualknight8962 cant forget Blitzwing doing usual Blitzwing things
That guardsman speaks truth, humanity first!
Now lets see how he handles tech priests
0:10 RVB, my beloved
Good thing it’s storm trooper and not Clone Trooper because I feel like they will dab each other up and commit war crimes.
Guardsman: ...What its a war crime? oh, of course, the rules for the commisary for not killing you.
Clone Troopers in the EU luv war crimes.
The imperium agriworlds which are literally farm worlds.
I always find your video funny and always anticipating new videos and this one does not disappoint especially how self aware this particular Stormtrooper is, not excluded how he somehow is "friends" with several Traitor Astartes, since usually when there's Warhammer crossover it's usually immediately go to power scaling
ENG: Hurray! Finally, Tau appeared in this series! There are Eldar, Tyranids and Necrons left. I can't wait to continue! This series is not inferior in its beauty and dialogues to the previous ones. You should definitely get paid by Disnay and WorkShop for what an incredible job you are doing!
RUS: Ура! Наконец то в этом сериале появились тау! Остались эльдары, тираниды и некроны. Жду не дождусь продолжения! Эта серия не уступила в своей красоте и диалогам предыдущим. Вам определенно должны заплатить Disnay и WorkShop за то какую невероятную работу вы делаете!
For the newbs:
The reason the Imperium uses servitors instead of androids is because during the terrors and horrors of old night one of the big bads was AI tech horrors. After the unification wars, the Imperium banned the use of AI of all kinds. So the Mechanicus improvised and started recycling criminals and underperformers into lobotomized cyborg slaves henceforth dubbed servitors.
For extra lore, this was actually inspired by the Butlerian Jihad from the Dune Universe where there was a massive war against AIs in the universe's past. This is the reason why Navigators and Mentats are a thing, using advanced computers is forbidden and so biological alternatives had to be found.
This series never disappoints. Great stuff!
The bromance we didn't know we needed until now.
You tolerate pain. Says everything you need to know about tolerance.
The stormtrooper is lucky that the guardsman never realized that... there are NO HUMANS in starwars.
How?
@elishafollet5347 "long, long ago, in a galaxy far, far away "
Different galaxies = no humans
Great logic, now tell me what they are instead
@dimadobrik4516 humans are from earth, all of starwars takes place "a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away ". There are no humans in starwars.
@theguyonthecouch6109 this is not only reddit like non-logic but also plainly wrong. Look it up, this ain't a gotcha-moment. Man that's so fkn dumb, you could also say pants were invented on earth so there's no pants in SW
Guardsman: oh that blue guy is an Abhuman wow for a moment there I thought you would have had a Xenos in any let alone a high position of authority still stang as hell that you have an abhuman that high up but that's tolerable ..... if barely.
Stormtrooper:well we do have an alien as our emperor's right-hand man.
Guardsman: *loud and incoherent noesis of absolute rage*
RED VS BLUE REFRENCE🗣🗣🔥🔥
Which part
kind of hope we see a freeza soldier in a future episode cuz i just imagine this stuff would basically just be even more halarious if it was basically every space empire in the same galaxy, i mean you already are kind of there with the xenomorphs, plus i just imagine the stormtrooper making fun of a freeza soldier over the fact that all their names are puns on fruit
Humanity First!
Long Live The Empire!
The Emperor Protects!
No,FOR THE REPUBLIC
HA! At the end there I was expecting an angry marine to come barreling out of left field. XD
Ireally would like to see the stormtrooper interact with votanns and ironkin especially
Love your videos. It's great concept. After watching this, now I want to see how the Stormtrooper reacts to the other Guardsman. I can already see the reaction to the suicidal devotion of the Death Korps of Krieg.
Or meeting Catachans...
Or abhumans like Ogryn...
1:47 men of iron
Your avergae person doesnt know about that
@@Nicache1918 necrons then
This is why the imperium is backwards 😂😂😂 because it doesn’t understand
I want these two to be best friends so badly.
I just wanna say, your shading on the spritesis top notch! You have coms so far!
I love the world you’re building! I can’t wait until some other sci-fi empire or hostile faction comes between the Stormtrooper and his Chaos friends. It would be fun to see the Iron Warriors’ take on the Borg from Star Trek.
"Through intolerance, we prevail!" Another hilarious video, sir! Well done! May the Force be with and glory to the god Emperor!
honestly, if the imperium and the empire worked together they would be almost unstoppable. I mean the 5 greatest things holding back the imperium are travel speed, communications, automotive technology, and food supply. Things the empire have in full, where as the empire could really use a strong central figure head, the best troops period, and ungodly amount of armies.
The galactic empire does have numbers. They just suck at shooting, melee combat, morale and fighting in general. An average guardsman squad could take on a platoon of stormtroopers without breaking a sweat if the movies are anything to go by.
@dony2852 the galatic empire does not have over 1 Trillian guardsmen at all times. Also in lore their a lot better but if they hint things then the rebellion wouldnt exist
@@dotspot3667 The lore on the empire's numbers were never made clear unless Disney slipped in some detail in a novel nobody paid attention to again. That said, it isn't impossible that they have comparable numbers to the Imperium. They are both in more or less control of comparably sized human dominated galaxies.
@dony2852 well they had less then i think it was 30 million clones throughout the war and given the empires doctrine of cheap numbers i would say at best they less then 120 million
@@dotspot3667 Good point. The rebel alliance wasn't exactly known for its massive infantry force either so having an overwhelming standing army of grunts as a counter wasn't a priority in the empire even if the population likely could have supported it. Much more of the empire's military was probably devoted to logistics, police and planetary defense than expeditionary forces.
Your vids keep getting better - don't stop!
Oh my God, uh, By the Emperrorrr ! I mean. That was hilarious. And ending in a Mexican Standoff. Brilliant ! The Guardsman was on spot, really.
Love your work, please never stop being this silly ^^
I don't know why you don't have more subs. Your content is fantstic.
"I might take back what I said about that lump of metal on your weapon. That..... that was actually kinda rad."
Fucking hilarious
"it's elusive!" - that plaintive cry from the stormtrooper had me in stitches. Best excuse for their shoddy aim i've ever heard!
Ok ok, now we need to get the Helldivers, SW’s Stormtroopers, and the Guardsmen in a single video, so they can do the Spider-Men point at each other meme
I think I’d rather tyranid then a xenomorph I rather be shot or slices then having an alien come out of my chest
There's probably a tyranid form of on some far of backwater planet that functions similar to the xenomorph considering how swiftly they adapt and evolve into random forms
This is actually pretty fun.
No joke, I’m hoping you do a team up with Eldar, Orks, Drukhari, and/or chaos traitor. The dialogue’s fun.
I am now subscribed to this awesome channel! Loved it!
Now I just want him to meet the Helldivers 😂😂😂
This series really needs a playlist so we could watch them all at once
You're absolutely right. I just finished doing that for you. I went ahead and made a playlist for ease of enjoyment.
A Stormtrooper and Guardsmen Find they have new friends, for there's suddenly a Stoßtruppen and a Imperial Japanese soldier beside them.
"What's a droid?"
One Explanation later
Guardsman shooting it harder
"DAMN ABOMINABLE INTELLIGENCE!"
No world is beyond my rule, No enemy is beyond my wrath. The Emperor of Mankind.
I mean thrawn is near-human
The problem with Thrawn trying to explain that in their parlance he would be considered an abhuman is that the guardsman will shoot first and ask questions never.
Imagine if a hive all of a sudden shows up and then imperium opts to just glass the planet lol
6:03 I thought they were gonna add... By calling an exterminatus! 😂
The stormtropper had unironically more reason to kill the other human XD
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2:50 Lore accurate Guardsman
I was expecting the world eater to pop in and the commander to just offer up everything else to get Khorne's best boy off his back 😂😂😂
I like this art style man!
Stormtrooper: we can't just stab these Eldar children. We must be humane.
Guardsman: Right. We DO have to be humane [busts out flamer]
Why didn’t the Goldman shoot Laz Laz guns are much stronger than the average assault blaster and Gardman have much better aim
I stopped caring when the Xenomorph shrugged off blaster fire.
The guardsman wanted to show off his bayonet.
@@Full_Moon_StudiosHe should have used a shovel
@@robking6975 He's not a Kriesgsman.
(I show the Stormtrooper what the Men of Iron did during the Dark Age of Technology.)
Me: Now do you understand why the Imperium is the way it is? Besides. You guys came incredibly close to such a situation with IG-88a from Legends.
Tyranid Hive Tyrant: "I swear, humans are just the dumbest creatures in existence"
Xenomorph Queen: "I know right? We managed to wipe out entire colony that had 70 families in less in 24 hours"
Tyranid Hive Tyrant: "We should go out some time"
Friends no not till you've see the light of the emporor
I was fully expecting all three to be out of ammo during the final duel.
When the xenomorph got back up I literally yelled "bayonet charge!"
Sometimes those Xenomorpth can get even bigger
XENOMORPH : EXIST
LIL BRO : HEAR ME OUT.🗿