Hey guys! This video has been a long time coming and has had many script renditions but it's finally here! Hope you guys enjoy it! Let me know what you think! Also, I made a mistake in the animation but it's kind of funny and serves as a sort of easter egg so I decided to leave it in. Let me know if you can spot it! Thanks for watching!
Tolerance is the thing used by commissars when teaching ogryns It’s also the thing the tech priests starts yelling about when the chem dogs start getting creative with their field repairs.
Tolerance from a guardsman? They have been brainwashed into believing xeno are scum. The closest thing to tolerance that you're going to get is from space Marines and the Inquisition.
The Imperium literally has been at war over 10,000 years. To say their resources are on thin ice is an understatement. That and their delivery truck drivers have to literally cross hell.
ST in books old EU and literally the original movies have very good aims and are elite troops It's literally only on the Death Star that they miss on purpose to track them back to the rebel base. But sadly most normies saw that and ran with the idea they suck at shooting and since DInsey took over it's been 'canon' Despite the fact in ANH when boarding Liea's ship they mop the floor with the rebels
Stormtrooper: so, you mean to tell me that was a xenomorph, those are Termanids, that's a necromorph, and that's a tyranid, and that's a zerg? Gosh, how many hiveminded aliens are there? Guardsmen: I don't know and I don't particularly care... Stormtrooper: no wait, there were those bug guys back on geonosis that could be considered a hivemind species? Not entirely sure after we wiped them off the face of the galaxy...
@lancer737 other than the fact that a full tyranid invasion has the access to tactical thinking some kinds of them are capable of shooting or using warp powers
Fun fact, the imperium at large doesn't know about what's actually in corpse starch. [It has corpse in the name, I know. But most people just assume it refers to the taste.] Ergo, that's a veteran guardsman.
stabbed a xenomorph in the neck with a bayonet pushed it to the ground and stabbed it more rather than shoot it with the flashlight. yup definitely a veteran
@@wagamaoh7154 That's not quite fair. The armor is very resilent, as is the lasgun, especially if the occupant explodes. It doesn't cost that much to rip it off the last guy and slap in a new one. That's why guardsmen have flak armor.
"Okay look, their just standing there and talking. That's all their doin, that's ALL they ever do is just stand there and talk. So five minutes from now when you ask me "what are they doing, my answer is gonna be, they're STILL JUST TALKING AND THEY'RE STILL JUST STANDING THERE!"
Another great addition to the galactic heresy series! Honestly, it's pretty neat to see this turn into a triple crossover series thanks to the xenomorphs being included and the comedy is on point as always.
Friendship made in hell. It’s beautiful. And the stormtrooper actually hit something. I am moved to tears. Btw. I was sure that Stormtrooper was gonna shoot the guardsman while guardsman and tau were going to shoot each other, leaving him the only survivor
@33482 Xenomorphs take the traits from their hosts. Human birth Xenomorphs like Drones and Warriors are 7'2 ft tall and are physically stronger than humans. They are strong enough to cave in metal doors. Climb and stick to any surface and are much smarter than people think they are their not basic animals. Plus only reason we see Xenomorphs died to the marines is because the pulse rifle fires explosive armor piercing rounds. Fire and heat is not really a weakness either because a Runner Xenomorph survive being Drowned in molten hot lead and Runners are weaker than human Xenomorphs. The Predalien was bigger, stronger than both Yautja and human Xenomorphs comparable to a Praetorian Xenomorph, plus Predaliens take the mandibles and dreadlocks from it's Yautja host. Space marines are genetically enhanced Super soldiers who were once normal humans. So if a xenomorph was born from a Astartes it would probably look similar to a drone but bigger I would say 9 feet tall way more powerful and its biomechanical carapace would be much more durable, I wouldn't be surprised it can heal itself to. it would literally be the ultimate perfect lifeform.
@@angelobrewster6293 Could it burst out of the black skin? How about the armor if the marine was still suit up? The burster is not going to that much stronger to rip through a suit of armor. Just from a leverage perspective it will have a choir getting free of the host. Maybe climb back up the neck and out there since we are assuming the helmet would be missing to allow implantation. Also assuming the immune system of the marine and all the extra bits wouldn't neutralize the implanting material.
Unviable. An Astartes cannot exist naturally, many organs have to be lab grown and inserted. The existing genetic information would be insufficient. The alien would probably die soon after killing the marine.
@@velstadtvonausterlitz2338 *looks at the scene they were first shown fighting* yeah no. Anything after that was basically just main character plot armor.
Now we need him trying to handle the big 4 human groups. This gaurdsman, a commisar, a tech preist, and a s.o.s. I cant wait to see them learn hes got a night lord, world eater, and iron warrior as backup.
I was thinking that the Imp would charge the Tau trying to stabby stab him, the Tau would backup, because he needs distance to shoot, and the stormy would miss them both because, well, reasons. All to the sound track of of Benny Hill as they are moving around.
Guardsmen don't have time for your Engine Seer jibba jabba Veteran Guardsmen don't want to know anything that gets them put on a list so act the same way.
Good that the Stormtrooper gets to have a friend to chat with while the Alien was roaming about. At the point where the horde of Aliens were charging I though stormtrooper would have called in a Drop pod filled with his Astartes to come and help.. Great series, as always.
Never mind that you told each other 50 times when we were going to fight each other in no man's land and we almost split 49 times but you held on well.
I always find your video funny and always anticipating new videos and this one does not disappoint especially how self aware this particular Stormtrooper is, not excluded how he somehow is "friends" with several Traitor Astartes, since usually when there's Warhammer crossover it's usually immediately go to power scaling
ENG: Hurray! Finally, Tau appeared in this series! There are Eldar, Tyranids and Necrons left. I can't wait to continue! This series is not inferior in its beauty and dialogues to the previous ones. You should definitely get paid by Disnay and WorkShop for what an incredible job you are doing! RUS: Ура! Наконец то в этом сериале появились тау! Остались эльдары, тираниды и некроны. Жду не дождусь продолжения! Эта серия не уступила в своей красоте и диалогам предыдущим. Вам определенно должны заплатить Disnay и WorkShop за то какую невероятную работу вы делаете!
Love your videos. It's great concept. After watching this, now I want to see how the Stormtrooper reacts to the other Guardsman. I can already see the reaction to the suicidal devotion of the Death Korps of Krieg.
kind of hope we see a freeza soldier in a future episode cuz i just imagine this stuff would basically just be even more halarious if it was basically every space empire in the same galaxy, i mean you already are kind of there with the xenomorphs, plus i just imagine the stormtrooper making fun of a freeza soldier over the fact that all their names are puns on fruit
The problem with Thrawn trying to explain that in their parlance he would be considered an abhuman is that the guardsman will shoot first and ask questions never.
I love the world you’re building! I can’t wait until some other sci-fi empire or hostile faction comes between the Stormtrooper and his Chaos friends. It would be fun to see the Iron Warriors’ take on the Borg from Star Trek.
Ok ok, now we need to get the Helldivers, SW’s Stormtroopers, and the Guardsmen in a single video, so they can do the Spider-Men point at each other meme
Tyranid Hive Tyrant: "I swear, humans are just the dumbest creatures in existence" Xenomorph Queen: "I know right? We managed to wipe out entire colony that had 70 families in less in 24 hours" Tyranid Hive Tyrant: "We should go out some time"
Technically sub-human alien species typically is more favored in the Galactic Empire Well other alien species is look down upon besides wealthy alien species that has offered so much to the empire.🐱
@@Full_Moon_StudiosAs long as an alien species is willing to bend over backwards for the empire and has some form of resource to offer the Empire they will treat them with a fair amount of respect.
I expected the last stand off to like this: The Guardsman goes to melee the Tau, the Stormtrooper shoots but misses both, Tau get's owned in melee (as it should be) and shoots the Stormtrooper, Lasgun fire gets deflected by the Stormtrooper armour (as it should be) and the Guardsman gets so impressed, that the Stormtrooper gets to talk his way out of the situation (as he always does in your series, thus as it should be).
honestly, if the imperium and the empire worked together they would be almost unstoppable. I mean the 5 greatest things holding back the imperium are travel speed, communications, automotive technology, and food supply. Things the empire have in full, where as the empire could really use a strong central figure head, the best troops period, and ungodly amount of armies.
The galactic empire does have numbers. They just suck at shooting, melee combat, morale and fighting in general. An average guardsman squad could take on a platoon of stormtroopers without breaking a sweat if the movies are anything to go by.
@dony2852 the galatic empire does not have over 1 Trillian guardsmen at all times. Also in lore their a lot better but if they hint things then the rebellion wouldnt exist
@@dotspot3667 The lore on the empire's numbers were never made clear unless Disney slipped in some detail in a novel nobody paid attention to again. That said, it isn't impossible that they have comparable numbers to the Imperium. They are both in more or less control of comparably sized human dominated galaxies.
@dony2852 well they had less then i think it was 30 million clones throughout the war and given the empires doctrine of cheap numbers i would say at best they less then 120 million
@@dotspot3667 Good point. The rebel alliance wasn't exactly known for its massive infantry force either so having an overwhelming standing army of grunts as a counter wasn't a priority in the empire even if the population likely could have supported it. Much more of the empire's military was probably devoted to logistics, police and planetary defense than expeditionary forces.
- So, you found giant space bugs before, right? What the best way to kill it? - By calling nearest artillery unit and telling them coordinates for artillery barrage... Actually that works almost for every problem.
After that the Imperium engaged the Empire in the first compliance campaign in 10,000 years. The Guardsman and the Stormtrooper would occasionally meet up and exchange alcohol and words.
The Guardman who has no idea about androids, pensions and tolerance but knows about not "singing Kumbaya" with xenos! Some stuff still went through age on good ol' Terra 😂
I think you should try stormtrooper meets Skitarii because there are so many things the Skitarii could bring up such as having their eyelids cut off there is also a great Skitarii 3d model on sketch fab for free although it does have epic scale proportions but once it is rigged you may be able to try and move the bones to resemble normal proportions and put the solid colours that you characters normally have over to hide any stretched textures
Imagine a human-led colony on Kamino, harnessing the best cloning and weapons technology to create a truly elite fighting force. With Kamino’s cutting-edge training facilities, the clones could train in environments ranging from icy tundras and dense jungles to ash-covered wastelands and urban ruins-battlefields as harsh as those in 40k lore, or close to theirs, only a few examples. This colony wouldn’t settle for standard clone troopers alone; they’d field a diverse lineup of specialized units. Think of ARC Troopers and commandos for critical operations, heavy Blaze Troopers for breaking through enemy fortifications, and assassin clones, engineered to resist the powers of the Warp, making them immune to supernatural influences. (And just WAY too many units that could, and would fit many roles.) Supporting them would be Star Wars vehicles but modified with dark-age technology. (From stc that most likely survived in Kamino's case.) The Emperor could even back a project to create cloned Astartes, producing Space Marine-like warriors on an unprecedented scale. With these superhuman clones joining ranks at a much faster rate and more success, not to mention conditioning would be far more easy. And don't forget, with the mechanical out of the picture; they could go back to dark age technology that might or still exist safely within Kamino's DNA and technological archives with, like I stated before, EXISTING STC. Ps, Kamino will be Neptune to make it easier for the Emperor to not miss the opportunity. Edit: ua-cam.com/video/7H9-VZEKzpU/v-deo.htmlsi=Y_pjRV7AzT03Ud-u
Hey guys! This video has been a long time coming and has had many script renditions but it's finally here! Hope you guys enjoy it! Let me know what you think!
Also, I made a mistake in the animation but it's kind of funny and serves as a sort of easter egg so I decided to leave it in. Let me know if you can spot it!
Thanks for watching!
Please let them run into Reasonable Marines next!
@@26th_Primarch
The Raptors could just be that
How often do you make videos
@@anthonypena5886 I get a video out at least once a month but I'm trying to get it up to twice a month. We'll see.
@Full_Moon_Studios it takes that long!?
"What the hell is tolerance!?"
-Said the guardsman calmly
Sums up 40k in a nutshell tbh
Tolerance is the thing used by commissars when teaching ogryns
It’s also the thing the tech priests starts yelling about when the chem dogs start getting creative with their field repairs.
The Imperium is very tolerant. They tolerate the existence of Squats, Ratlings, Orgyns, even Eldar and Tau if the situation is bad enough.
There is no such thing as tolerance in a galaxy wishing for your death on a daily basis
Tolerance from a guardsman? They have been brainwashed into believing xeno are scum. The closest thing to tolerance that you're going to get is from space Marines and the Inquisition.
Stormtrooper: Look, I admit it, my empire is casually racist.
Guardsman: Mine went ranked.
Star Wars: Casual Racism
Warhammer 40k: Competitive Racism
Guardsman: Ok? And?
OK, that was fantastic
I do believe that appropriate term here is xenophobia...
*Specist
Races are literally different breeds of a sapient species.
"Friend?"
"No!"
"Not Enemy?"
"Acceptable."
Correction
Not target😂😂
“Just shoot it till it dies, it’s not that complicated!” I like the way this guardsman thinks
"WHAT THE HELL IS TOLERANCE?!"
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The Tau was talking some tough shit for a xenos in bayonet range.
When you realize a Storm Trooper has better treatment than an Imperial Guard.
Not better weapons or training... Just better treatment on average.
The Imperium literally has been at war over 10,000 years. To say their resources are on thin ice is an understatement. That and their delivery truck drivers have to literally cross hell.
Starwars : standar plasma weapon for all infantry
Stormtroopers can't pee without missing their target
Guards can shoot at something 100 times and most likely will keep charging at them 😂
ST in books old EU and literally the original movies have very good aims and are elite troops
It's literally only on the Death Star that they miss on purpose to track them back to the rebel base.
But sadly most normies saw that and ran with the idea they suck at shooting and since DInsey took over it's been 'canon'
Despite the fact in ANH when boarding Liea's ship they mop the floor with the rebels
Depends on the guardsmen regiment. Cadians were treated very well, for example
Tau: Can your hatred for the other not subside for the moment?
Guardsman: Bold words for someone in melee range.
For Tau would be "same time zone" range 😂
That shot of the guardsman jabbing the xenomorph was pretty damn cool.
Didn't make sense since they're blood is acid. The blood would've melted the gun and splattered on the guardsman .
@@youroldpaljake2288rule of cool man
Rule of cool
@@youroldpaljake2288 The God Emperor protects!
@@youroldpaljake2288 the Bio-Acid Nids shoot is a lot worse to get hit by.
He nailed it
Stormtrooper: so, you mean to tell me that was a xenomorph, those are Termanids, that's a necromorph, and that's a tyranid, and that's a zerg? Gosh, how many hiveminded aliens are there?
Guardsmen: I don't know and I don't particularly care...
Stormtrooper: no wait, there were those bug guys back on geonosis that could be considered a hivemind species? Not entirely sure after we wiped them off the face of the galaxy...
You might also add the Killiks, which are basically the hive of man-sized ants in Star Wars.
The Terminids aren't a hivemind species especially they are fascist 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.
Guardsman: ...Nice.
These two were lucky the alien was a xenomorph and not a tyranid
Not really.
@lancer737 other than the fact that a full tyranid invasion has the access to tactical thinking some kinds of them are capable of shooting or using warp powers
I almost went with Tyranids but it was easier going with a neutral enemy to both factions.
@@Full_Moon_Studios it also adds the fear of the unknown factor for them so it was a good choice
@@overlord1676 You're not familiar with what Xenomorphs are capable of?
Nids are a pale ripoff of Xenomorphs in an Army Ant configuration.
Casualty rates for both human factions 99.9999999%... complete xenos eradication, total victory.
It's like... victory.(I'm on a mountain of corpses when he says this)
I was expecting a helldiver to show up.
Stormtroopers and guardsmen don't fight for liberty or freedom. :P
Or a Halo Spartan.
Or maybe a Spartan from Halo or a Terran Marine from StarCraft.
@@helenpink2796 I think ODST is more equivalent.
@@jamalisujang2712 An ODST, an Helldiver and an Elysian Drop trooper walk into a bar...
The guardsman looks at the stormtrooper and instead of pity he feels familiarity
Yes, both getting tossed around by litteral magic
The Guardsmen and Stormtrooper pair, is as wholesome as he is with the Iron Warrior.
Fun fact, the imperium at large doesn't know about what's actually in corpse starch. [It has corpse in the name, I know. But most people just assume it refers to the taste.]
Ergo, that's a veteran guardsman.
stabbed a xenomorph in the neck with a bayonet pushed it to the ground and stabbed it more rather than shoot it with the flashlight. yup definitely a veteran
Well the guard does appear to be wearing carapace armour if I am not mistaken so it is a pretty safe assumption he ain't some FNG.
They are usually told it’s more the bodies are used for feeding the animals it’s made of or fertilizer for something.
he has armor and not a shirt on him, yeah, veteran
The imperium doesn't waste resources on people that will live 6 seconds on the battlefield
@@wagamaoh7154 That's not quite fair.
The armor is very resilent, as is the lasgun, especially if the occupant explodes. It doesn't cost that much to rip it off the last guy and slap in a new one. That's why guardsmen have flak armor.
I half expected the World Eater jump out of nowhere and give the boys another chase... 😆
I thought the infestation being cleared was going to be the World Eater himself
"Okay look, their just standing there and talking. That's all their doin, that's ALL they ever do is just stand there and talk. So five minutes from now when you ask me "what are they doing, my answer is gonna be, they're STILL JUST TALKING AND THEY'RE STILL JUST STANDING THERE!"
red vs blue quote! love it
...what are they talking about?
@@jeremybk54 "ya know what? I fucking hate you" lol
@@jeremybk54 "ya know what? I fucking hate you" lol
I love that the Stormtrooper is disgusted by the barbaric Imperium and how it treats its Guardsman.
It's clear who is Good, but Ugly and Bad should flip a coin.
You would think so, wouldn't you?
Tau is ugly
The Tau are ugly.
Guardsman=Good (both start with G, duh)
Stormtrooper=Bad (Empire are bad guys of Star Wars, perfectly logical)
Tau=Ugly (fuck them aliens)
@@yaelz6043 Exactly! :-D
Another great addition to the galactic heresy series! Honestly, it's pretty neat to see this turn into a triple crossover series thanks to the xenomorphs being included and the comedy is on point as always.
Friendship made in hell. It’s beautiful. And the stormtrooper actually hit something. I am moved to tears.
Btw. I was sure that Stormtrooper was gonna shoot the guardsman while guardsman and tau were going to shoot each other, leaving him the only survivor
Nah, we Stormtrooper are chill.
"The enemy of my enemy dies last"
-Sun Tzu
"unless he's trying to steal your kill, then he's fair game."
Was expecting the guard to say “What are friends?”
😂 *WE DON'T CALL IT SLAVERY* * WE CALL IT UNPAID CIVIL SERVICE* 😂
Ever wonder what a Xenomorph birth from a Astartes would be like.
Probably a roided up version of the predalien with short quills.
@33482 Xenomorphs take the traits from their hosts.
Human birth Xenomorphs like Drones and Warriors are 7'2 ft tall and are physically stronger than humans. They are strong enough to cave in metal doors. Climb and stick to any surface and are much smarter than people think they are their not basic animals. Plus only reason we see Xenomorphs died to the marines is because the pulse rifle fires explosive armor piercing rounds. Fire and heat is not really a weakness either because a Runner Xenomorph survive being Drowned in molten hot lead and Runners are weaker than human Xenomorphs.
The Predalien was bigger, stronger than both Yautja and human Xenomorphs comparable to a Praetorian Xenomorph, plus Predaliens take the mandibles and dreadlocks from it's Yautja host.
Space marines are genetically enhanced Super soldiers who were once normal humans. So if a xenomorph was born from a Astartes it would probably look similar to a drone but bigger I would say 9 feet tall way more powerful and its biomechanical carapace would be much more durable, I wouldn't be surprised it can heal itself to. it would literally be the ultimate perfect lifeform.
@@angelobrewster6293 Could it burst out of the black skin? How about the armor if the marine was still suit up? The burster is not going to that much stronger to rip through a suit of armor. Just from a leverage perspective it will have a choir getting free of the host. Maybe climb back up the neck and out there since we are assuming the helmet would be missing to allow implantation. Also assuming the immune system of the marine and all the extra bits wouldn't neutralize the implanting material.
Unviable. An Astartes cannot exist naturally, many organs have to be lab grown and inserted. The existing genetic information would be insufficient. The alien would probably die soon after killing the marine.
Poor Lamenter...
6:15 bet that tau is really regretting getting into close quarters with that sniper rifle
The blind man, the otaku and the cannon fodder.
Guardsmen being cannon fodder is just as a myth as stormtroopers not being able to hit anything
@@TheRisingEagle93 the movies would like to argue that case, mate.
@velstadtvonausterlitz2338 star wars movies are absolutely terrible
@@velstadtvonausterlitz2338 *looks at the scene they were first shown fighting*
yeah no.
Anything after that was basically just main character plot armor.
@@TheRisingEagle93 The guardsmen are cannon fodder especially the PDF.
Now we need him trying to handle the big 4 human groups.
This gaurdsman, a commisar, a tech preist, and a s.o.s.
I cant wait to see them learn hes got a night lord, world eater, and iron warrior as backup.
not so much the world eater since the trooper murder blocked him. (he's on his skull collecting list)
@@cr90captain89Bro needs a black templar
Same character, but a skin with different dialogue lines
I was thinking that the Imp would charge the Tau trying to stabby stab him, the Tau would backup, because he needs distance to shoot, and the stormy would miss them both because, well, reasons. All to the sound track of of Benny Hill as they are moving around.
LETS GOOO. THE GUARD IS HERE! Ngl the guardaman voice reminds me of the DOW 1 guardsman.
TANKS! WHERE ARE THE BLOODY TANKS!
6:30 i was expecting a xenomorph to suddenly be part of the standoff (or hoping to be exact)
I’m guessing talks/arguments about Abominable Intelligence will be for when the Stormtrooper meets the Adeptus Mechanicus or the Dark Mechanicum.
Guardsmen don't have time for your Engine Seer jibba jabba
Veteran Guardsmen don't want to know anything that gets them put on a list so act the same way.
Together they are strong.
Together they *might* survive. Emphasis on "might" lol
They will (probably) fight and (certainly) die together
This series never disappoints. Great stuff!
Good that the Stormtrooper gets to have a friend to chat with while the Alien was roaming about. At the point where the horde of Aliens were charging I though stormtrooper would have called in a Drop pod filled with his Astartes to come and help..
Great series, as always.
Never mind that you told each other 50 times when we were going to fight each other in no man's land and we almost split 49 times but you held on well.
That guardsman speaks truth, humanity first!
I always find your video funny and always anticipating new videos and this one does not disappoint especially how self aware this particular Stormtrooper is, not excluded how he somehow is "friends" with several Traitor Astartes, since usually when there's Warhammer crossover it's usually immediately go to power scaling
ENG: Hurray! Finally, Tau appeared in this series! There are Eldar, Tyranids and Necrons left. I can't wait to continue! This series is not inferior in its beauty and dialogues to the previous ones. You should definitely get paid by Disnay and WorkShop for what an incredible job you are doing!
RUS: Ура! Наконец то в этом сериале появились тау! Остались эльдары, тираниды и некроны. Жду не дождусь продолжения! Эта серия не уступила в своей красоте и диалогам предыдущим. Вам определенно должны заплатить Disnay и WorkShop за то какую невероятную работу вы делаете!
Love your videos. It's great concept. After watching this, now I want to see how the Stormtrooper reacts to the other Guardsman. I can already see the reaction to the suicidal devotion of the Death Korps of Krieg.
Or meeting Catachans...
Or abhumans like Ogryn...
kind of hope we see a freeza soldier in a future episode cuz i just imagine this stuff would basically just be even more halarious if it was basically every space empire in the same galaxy, i mean you already are kind of there with the xenomorphs, plus i just imagine the stormtrooper making fun of a freeza soldier over the fact that all their names are puns on fruit
RED VS BLUE REFRENCE🗣🗣🔥🔥
Which part
Good thing it’s storm trooper and not Clone Trooper because I feel like they will dab each other up and commit war crimes.
Guardsman: ...What its a war crime? oh, of course, the rules for the commisary for not killing you.
Clone Troopers in the EU luv war crimes.
Now lets see how he handles tech priests
Humanity First!
Long Live The Empire!
The Emperor Protects!
Ireally would like to see the stormtrooper interact with votanns and ironkin especially
HA! At the end there I was expecting an angry marine to come barreling out of left field. XD
I mean thrawn is near-human
The problem with Thrawn trying to explain that in their parlance he would be considered an abhuman is that the guardsman will shoot first and ask questions never.
I love the world you’re building! I can’t wait until some other sci-fi empire or hostile faction comes between the Stormtrooper and his Chaos friends. It would be fun to see the Iron Warriors’ take on the Borg from Star Trek.
Why didn’t the Goldman shoot Laz Laz guns are much stronger than the average assault blaster and Gardman have much better aim
I stopped caring when the Xenomorph shrugged off blaster fire.
The guardsman wanted to show off his bayonet.
@@Full_Moon_StudiosHe should have used a shovel
@@robking6975 He's not a Kriesgsman.
Ok ok, now we need to get the Helldivers, SW’s Stormtroopers, and the Guardsmen in a single video, so they can do the Spider-Men point at each other meme
1:47 men of iron
Your avergae person doesnt know about that
@@Nicache1918 necrons then
I want these two to be best friends so badly.
Meanwhile on top of a hill you have a necron soldier and decepticon trooper just wating to see if the the organics kill each other .
Shockwave and Szeras shaving the time of their lives
@@Nicache1918or Better yet having Lugnut drop from the sky and just nuking everyone while screaming " For the Glory of Megatron!" .
@@casualknight8962 cant forget Blitzwing doing usual Blitzwing things
"Through intolerance, we prevail!" Another hilarious video, sir! Well done! May the Force be with and glory to the god Emperor!
The bromance we didn't know we needed until now.
This is actually pretty fun.
No joke, I’m hoping you do a team up with Eldar, Orks, Drukhari, and/or chaos traitor. The dialogue’s fun.
I don't know why you don't have more subs. Your content is fantstic.
I just wanna say, your shading on the spritesis top notch! You have coms so far!
XENOMORPH : EXIST
LIL BRO : HEAR ME OUT.🗿
Tyranid Hive Tyrant: "I swear, humans are just the dumbest creatures in existence"
Xenomorph Queen: "I know right? We managed to wipe out entire colony that had 70 families in less in 24 hours"
Tyranid Hive Tyrant: "We should go out some time"
"it's elusive!" - that plaintive cry from the stormtrooper had me in stitches. Best excuse for their shoddy aim i've ever heard!
Your vids keep getting better - don't stop!
hm. no chest bursting action for the tau, would have been quite a set up for a too be continued ending.
Dang it! You guys always have such good ideas!
@@Full_Moon_Studios hind sight is always 20/20, you can try again with that bit later on your own time, excellent work as always.
Now I just want him to meet the Helldivers 😂😂😂
No world is beyond my rule, No enemy is beyond my wrath. The Emperor of Mankind.
I like this art style man!
So a stand of between someone who cant aim a long range camper and the most depressed military person that seen alot of horrors oh boy
First! Also, HYDRA DOMINATUS!!!
I love the Imperial Guard and Stormtroopers, so this is a match made in heaven in my book.
awww the thumbnail is so wholesome :3
"What's a pension?"
This is both relatable and funny at the same time LOL
A Stormtrooper and Guardsmen Find they have new friends, for there's suddenly a Stoßtruppen and a Imperial Japanese soldier beside them.
Love this and for some reason the guardsman reminds me of the e.d.f guys voices probably just me though.
You tolerate pain. Says everything you need to know about tolerance.
I was fully expecting all three to be out of ammo during the final duel.
I was expecting the world eater to pop in and the commander to just offer up everything else to get Khorne's best boy off his back 😂😂😂
Technically sub-human alien species typically is more favored in the Galactic Empire Well other alien species is look down upon besides wealthy alien species that has offered so much to the empire.🐱
The thing is it's kind of hard to nail down because I'm going off of the expanded universe and there's some contradictory lore in there.
@@Full_Moon_StudiosAs long as an alien species is willing to bend over backwards for the empire and has some form of resource to offer the Empire they will treat them with a fair amount of respect.
Hey look, the most tolerant guardsmen and the most hateful stormtrooper.
I expected the last stand off to like this: The Guardsman goes to melee the Tau, the Stormtrooper shoots but misses both, Tau get's owned in melee (as it should be) and shoots the Stormtrooper, Lasgun fire gets deflected by the Stormtrooper armour (as it should be) and the Guardsman gets so impressed, that the Stormtrooper gets to talk his way out of the situation (as he always does in your series, thus as it should be).
Another video, another masterpiece.
When the xenomorph got back up I literally yelled "bayonet charge!"
nah. That stormtrooper has unlimited plot armor. he was never gonna die.
Double surprise cameos!
Poor Fire Warrior. If only the foolish humans could listen to reason...
Stormtrooper: DEADPOOL. Guardsman: WOLVERINE.
honestly, if the imperium and the empire worked together they would be almost unstoppable. I mean the 5 greatest things holding back the imperium are travel speed, communications, automotive technology, and food supply. Things the empire have in full, where as the empire could really use a strong central figure head, the best troops period, and ungodly amount of armies.
The galactic empire does have numbers. They just suck at shooting, melee combat, morale and fighting in general. An average guardsman squad could take on a platoon of stormtroopers without breaking a sweat if the movies are anything to go by.
@dony2852 the galatic empire does not have over 1 Trillian guardsmen at all times. Also in lore their a lot better but if they hint things then the rebellion wouldnt exist
@@dotspot3667 The lore on the empire's numbers were never made clear unless Disney slipped in some detail in a novel nobody paid attention to again. That said, it isn't impossible that they have comparable numbers to the Imperium. They are both in more or less control of comparably sized human dominated galaxies.
@dony2852 well they had less then i think it was 30 million clones throughout the war and given the empires doctrine of cheap numbers i would say at best they less then 120 million
@@dotspot3667 Good point. The rebel alliance wasn't exactly known for its massive infantry force either so having an overwhelming standing army of grunts as a counter wasn't a priority in the empire even if the population likely could have supported it. Much more of the empire's military was probably devoted to logistics, police and planetary defense than expeditionary forces.
- So, you found giant space bugs before, right? What the best way to kill it?
- By calling nearest artillery unit and telling them coordinates for artillery barrage... Actually that works almost for every problem.
After that the Imperium engaged the Empire in the first compliance campaign in 10,000 years.
The Guardsman and the Stormtrooper would occasionally meet up and exchange alcohol and words.
Great!! Love your work!
Thank you! Cheers!
Stroomtrooper: Wait a minute, how your bayonete its not disolving in accid?
Guardsman: Ask to a priest tech.
For the greater good!
The stormtrooper is lucky that the guardsman never realized that... there are NO HUMANS in starwars.
The Guardman who has no idea about androids, pensions and tolerance but knows about not "singing Kumbaya" with xenos! Some stuff still went through age on good ol' Terra 😂
I think you should try stormtrooper meets Skitarii because there are so many things the Skitarii could bring up such as having their eyelids cut off there is also a great Skitarii 3d model on sketch fab for free although it does have epic scale proportions but once it is rigged you may be able to try and move the bones to resemble normal proportions and put the solid colours that you characters normally have over to hide any stretched textures
Mexican standoff of imperial stormtrooper, guardsmen and a fire warrior). Nice)
Imagine a human-led colony on Kamino, harnessing the best cloning and weapons technology to create a truly elite fighting force. With Kamino’s cutting-edge training facilities, the clones could train in environments ranging from icy tundras and dense jungles to ash-covered wastelands and urban ruins-battlefields as harsh as those in 40k lore, or close to theirs, only a few examples.
This colony wouldn’t settle for standard clone troopers alone; they’d field a diverse lineup of specialized units. Think of ARC Troopers and commandos for critical operations, heavy Blaze Troopers for breaking through enemy fortifications, and assassin clones, engineered to resist the powers of the Warp, making them immune to supernatural influences. (And just WAY too many units that could, and would fit many roles.) Supporting them would be Star Wars vehicles but modified with dark-age technology. (From stc that most likely survived in Kamino's case.)
The Emperor could even back a project to create cloned Astartes, producing Space Marine-like warriors on an unprecedented scale. With these superhuman clones joining ranks at a much faster rate and more success, not to mention conditioning would be far more easy. And don't forget, with the mechanical out of the picture; they could go back to dark age technology that might or still exist safely within Kamino's DNA and technological archives with, like I stated before, EXISTING STC.
Ps, Kamino will be Neptune to make it easier for the Emperor to not miss the opportunity.
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Damn, Authoritarian Space Empire vs Authoritarian Religious State Space Empire vs United Alien Empire. That’s the 3 empire crashing on each other
6:03 I thought they were gonna add... By calling an exterminatus! 😂
That Tau was talking mad shit for someone in melee range.