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  • @mollykate422
    @mollykate422 4 роки тому +16126

    “are you a religious guy?”
    “i say god sometimes”

    • @Rawrxdfr
      @Rawrxdfr 4 роки тому +22

      lolllll

    • @greenprofile5755
      @greenprofile5755 4 роки тому +6

      Your profile looks like your wearing Bible clothes or Muslim clothes though
      I mean that's probably good but your comment tho

    • @angelvazquez3323
      @angelvazquez3323 4 роки тому +286

      Az revert she was quoting the video you fucking unsalted stick of butter

    • @Rawrxdfr
      @Rawrxdfr 4 роки тому +9

      Az revert i don’t even have a profile pic.. but ok

    • @greenprofile5755
      @greenprofile5755 4 роки тому +5

      @@Rawrxdfr hmm who was I talking to?
      The person that is wearing what I said in my comment
      Or the person that replied lol and has no profile 🙄😂

  • @Magicbased121
    @Magicbased121 4 роки тому +32865

    Something tells me their favourite colour is clear

    • @arandomuser9459
      @arandomuser9459 4 роки тому +1614

      Magicbased121
      Nah it’s gotta be white. I don’t know why but it just feels right.

    • @sophialau8009
      @sophialau8009 4 роки тому +1730

      honestly they would be the people to say glitter is their favorite color. like fr.

    • @saltybiscuitgaming4973
      @saltybiscuitgaming4973 4 роки тому +596

      sophia lau they be like “my favorite color is rainbow”

    • @ezanakassu
      @ezanakassu 4 роки тому +113

      I wanna like this comment but it’s at 420 and I don’t want to ruin it

    • @Magicbased121
      @Magicbased121 4 роки тому +53

      @@ezanakassu give it time

  • @confusionandcreation6036
    @confusionandcreation6036 Рік тому +6539

    "That's just fuckin' sexist, straight up!" is the most frat dude way to advocate for equality. I'm not complaining tho

    • @_Rick___Grimes_
      @_Rick___Grimes_ Рік тому +133

      reminds me of PC principle

    • @natalie3891
      @natalie3891 Рік тому +13

      @@_Rick___Grimes_i was just thinking of this.

    • @_ikako_
      @_ikako_ 5 місяців тому +98

      "bro, that's like super transphobic dude. like so not cool... can you pass the lean brah?"

    • @oo-ld8xu
      @oo-ld8xu 5 місяців тому +16

      @@_ikako_ this right here
      this is the way

    • @leechannohmygodd
      @leechannohmygodd 2 місяці тому +5

      @@_ikako_ this is the future

  • @inviotb
    @inviotb 2 роки тому +8135

    I find it weird that these girls are so against heterosexual attraction, and yet are also homophobic.

    • @ally_defrates
      @ally_defrates Рік тому +523

      They’re either secretly gay or they’re straight but repressed due to religious guilt

    • @inviotb
      @inviotb Рік тому +1

      @@ally_defrates definitely straight but repressed, i think one of their husbands actually is gay tho. Apparently he’s a conversion therapy survivor.

    • @theodoresmith4371
      @theodoresmith4371 Рік тому +68

      This genuinely made me laugh out loud. Very true

    • @anava7030
      @anava7030 Рік тому +146

      I mean Jesus was "ace" - all lust is a sin didn't you know. But also people are supposed to get married. It's confusing to me actually tbh.

    • @linuxisawesome1998
      @linuxisawesome1998 Рік тому

      @@anava7030 Jesus absolutely fucked lmao. Man was a full on simp for Mary Magdalene

  • @ko-lq7vu
    @ko-lq7vu 4 роки тому +12384

    they really do be talking about attraction like it’s cocaine.

  • @AnastaciaGabrielleFlores
    @AnastaciaGabrielleFlores 6 років тому +8068

    "Leave him like his mother did"

    • @tellichane
      @tellichane 5 років тому +13

      Anastacia Gabrielle Flores LMAOO

    • @user-zx4vj6ub8r
      @user-zx4vj6ub8r 5 років тому +3

      Literally was about to comment that 😂😂😂😂

    • @jackm61v
      @jackm61v 5 років тому +8

      Dude I read this when he said that

    • @eatingthat4156
      @eatingthat4156 5 років тому +40

      D I T C H H I S A S S

    • @funnyman1588
      @funnyman1588 5 років тому +8

      Fuckin killed me 😂

  • @theversusverses
    @theversusverses 9 місяців тому +1109

    five years on and "leave him like his mother did" is still one of the coldest fucking lines i've ever heard in my life

    • @cricketjuices
      @cricketjuices 4 місяці тому +18

      dude SAME i see the most rewatched parts of the vid and that isn't one of them and I'm like ????? do I have a fucked up sense of humor, bc that is the part of this video that makes me die in hysterics every time lmao

    • @alexisd6106
      @alexisd6106 5 днів тому +1

      “Ew he’s dirty with a weird childhood.”

  • @mxryam3764
    @mxryam3764 11 місяців тому +528

    what makes noel and cody's videos comfortable and special is they are able to poke fun at women without being sexist and immature. That's peak humor.

  • @scarfacebug3663
    @scarfacebug3663 5 років тому +31234

    They talk about being sexually attracted like they were recovering from drug abuse or something.

    • @tyde4610
      @tyde4610 4 роки тому +1743

      They have never had to deal with actual problems, which is why they see puberty as the worst thing in the world

    • @scarfacebug3663
      @scarfacebug3663 4 роки тому +911

      @@tyde4610 facts my dude. Privileged christain white girls. Big yikes from me.

    • @Jdhdjdndndnd
      @Jdhdjdndndnd 4 роки тому +80

      OMG I WAS THE THOUSANDTH LIKE I FEELS O KEOL THATS NEVER HAPPENED TO ME BEFORE;D

    • @butterycroissant5852
      @butterycroissant5852 4 роки тому +102

      Twitch.tv/scarfacebug Highlights they seem like the type of people who would try to go dr. Phil because they have a crush on a guy.

    • @lisaelliott5006
      @lisaelliott5006 4 роки тому +42

      Brittany Bennett
      Oh, my.
      You ok girl?

  • @kayceek6952
    @kayceek6952 4 роки тому +12465

    Jesus took the wheel...and pulled a LITERAL U-TURN

    • @joe-of8gu
      @joe-of8gu 4 роки тому +170

      A MASSIVE one too

    • @Cornyassjohnny
      @Cornyassjohnny 4 роки тому +35

      LMFAOOOOO

    • @Danielle-nz9vj
      @Danielle-nz9vj 4 роки тому +34

      Man this made me WHEEZE

    • @TakadoGaming
      @TakadoGaming 4 роки тому +14

      I wanna like this but its at 666 likes which is too ironically perfect

    • @jakeybaby1198
      @jakeybaby1198 4 роки тому +20

      Hella underrated comment

  • @AliceOutlandish
    @AliceOutlandish Рік тому +2184

    These girls are somehow both misandristic and misogynistic at the same time

    • @theEthicalBug_23
      @theEthicalBug_23 Рік тому +38

      And that is quite a Rare thing
      Not that it's a good thing

    • @FALL-LAFF-7477
      @FALL-LAFF-7477 Рік тому +9

      ​@@theEthicalBug_23 bet they wanted to be a literal angel who just praying all up night on the afterlife and just talk only to god and angels alike. But, I digress.

    • @Adeno-islii
      @Adeno-islii 9 місяців тому

      ​@@FALL-LAFF-7477
      Lol

    • @aquirkymooncake1988
      @aquirkymooncake1988 5 місяців тому

      Ikkkk it's weird

    • @plaster.art.ho3
      @plaster.art.ho3 4 місяці тому

      ikr idk hw thats even possible lmao

  • @lisapeesalemonsqueezah3241
    @lisapeesalemonsqueezah3241 5 місяців тому +129

    As a formerly Christian girl, it’s strangely healing to hear that it’s totally normal to be “obsessed” with guys when you’re a teenager cause I totally was

    • @nyct0phile
      @nyct0phile 3 місяці тому +14

      i used to think i was so awesome/above everyone else for not bring obsessed with guys when i was young, but i turned out to be lesbian so that would be why LMAO

    • @lisapeesalemonsqueezah3241
      @lisapeesalemonsqueezah3241 2 місяці тому +5

      @@nyct0phile LOL!! That’s amazing! I’m bisexual, but the shame I felt about my attraction to other girls just fuelled my obsession with boys because it was a little bit more “allowed.”

  • @Skyler_Momoko
    @Skyler_Momoko 4 роки тому +18355

    All the "sinful" things they were describing were literally just hitting puberty.

    • @flixybaby2456
      @flixybaby2456 4 роки тому +511

      Ha! Imagine thinking about guys

    • @peebledeeble
      @peebledeeble 4 роки тому +390

      Skyler Momoko // Poppy \\ I Disagree absolutely do not hit puberty. sinner.

    • @yowysyoungg7715
      @yowysyoungg7715 4 роки тому +596

      “Just puberty” hoho looks like we got a fucking sinner over here

    • @amakiethagod5622
      @amakiethagod5622 4 роки тому +294

      They sound so stupid no offense. I was born in a Christian home and I was never ever taught these things and brought up like this

    • @aleta14
      @aleta14 4 роки тому +113

      Skyler Momoko // Lady Gaga \\ Stupid Love how dare u hit puberty u fuckign sinner

  • @emmaj7445
    @emmaj7445 4 роки тому +21267

    therapy is too expensive i just watch this series over and over until i regain some serotonin

    • @arushiramesh6329
      @arushiramesh6329 4 роки тому +585

      Emma Roberge honestly don’t we all mate. But whatever you’re going through I hope you get better soon and recover to live a happy life ahead.
      From a fellow mr struggle

    • @jahnaviraman5411
      @jahnaviraman5411 4 роки тому +13

      LMFAO

    • @racheliacob4425
      @racheliacob4425 4 роки тому +12

      Sameeee

    • @franismakingasandwich460
      @franismakingasandwich460 4 роки тому +12

      hey up top, Emma! ヘ( ^o^)ノ\(^_^ )

    • @BrittleyKdall
      @BrittleyKdall 4 роки тому +15

      watching them makes me want to kill myself, and i am christian.

  • @kiamckenz
    @kiamckenz Рік тому +157

    Noel SWEATING BULLETS when they started talking about Mr. Struggle HAS ME CRYING

  • @Cashhhhew
    @Cashhhhew 9 місяців тому +268

    Grown women calling themselves “girls” in a serious manner is such a visceral ick to me

    • @williambutcher7429
      @williambutcher7429 26 днів тому

      It’s even worse that they call their audience girls too. It’s like they know they’re only talking to and indoctrinating young people

  • @crabken4969
    @crabken4969 4 роки тому +9177

    Everyone gangsta until the religious girl makes a U Turn

  • @karenkrawford5817
    @karenkrawford5817 4 роки тому +16191

    their kids are gonna be named Kayleigh, Deborah, Ashleigh, Paisleigh, Bartholomew

  • @abimorelikeapee
    @abimorelikeapee 2 роки тому +620

    them: "being obsessed with guys is NOT okay!!"
    me: oh my bad **becomes obsessed with women instead**
    also them: "YOU'RE GOING TO HELL FOR THAT ONE, DUDE."

    • @flargarbason1740
      @flargarbason1740 2 роки тому +73

      Split the difference and become obsessed with both. Both sins cancel each other out

    • @clairejagels9598
      @clairejagels9598 2 роки тому +6

      @@flargarbason1740 Lol

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm 9 місяців тому +5

      @@flargarbason1740 My my my, how the turntables...

    • @sublimescorpio230
      @sublimescorpio230 3 місяці тому +3

      @@flargarbason1740already ahead of you😌

  • @robertsanders9891
    @robertsanders9891 Рік тому +137

    "I've been around guys who are pretty much obsessed with me" is pretty much a bold faced lie 😂😭

    • @Oceans_away
      @Oceans_away 9 місяців тому +12

      You can just tell by her face she knows she’s lying 🤣

    • @MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis
      @MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis 2 місяці тому +5

      lol Her sister’s face was like “Really, Bethany??”

  • @amarislaurel1420
    @amarislaurel1420 4 роки тому +12662

    "hey babe wyd"
    woah slow down there mr. obsessed

  • @amandathomas3041
    @amandathomas3041 3 роки тому +8128

    They look like they're about to introduce their daughters Madison, Madyson, and Madisyn.

  • @nilpelin
    @nilpelin Рік тому +199

    back on my thats cringe marathon every 6 months

  • @kalifoster1865
    @kalifoster1865 14 днів тому +7

    “Ditch his a**, leave him like his mother did” is the best line ever from him haha it’s wild

  • @ryanencher3669
    @ryanencher3669 3 роки тому +8442

    jesus: *falls down while carrying the cross*
    girl defined: MR. STRUGGLE...

  • @fawnilt
    @fawnilt 4 роки тому +5686

    girl defined told me it’s not ok to obsess over guys
    so i obsess over girls instead

    • @likemike8048
      @likemike8048 4 роки тому +228

      _outstanding move_

    • @unicorn1655
      @unicorn1655 4 роки тому +48

      Outstanding move.

    • @vintagedoctor7128
      @vintagedoctor7128 4 роки тому +42

      same.....no sin in that...oh wait..oh crap

    • @xuavy5036
      @xuavy5036 4 роки тому +123

      "So i stoped obsessing over God because hes a guy"

    • @RoguePlutonia
      @RoguePlutonia 4 роки тому +8

      I was the 666 like 😂

  • @petcopaul
    @petcopaul Рік тому +97

    As a Christian, talking forever about nothing is pretty standard in most social circles. It's called "Christianese" and I can't stand it

    • @grs10051997
      @grs10051997 2 місяці тому +3

      i can say I'm a Christian like i'm a red hot chili peppers fan. Its mean a lot to me, its help with my personality, but i don't talk about with any other person who likes them too.

  • @karenthegrilledcheese
    @karenthegrilledcheese Рік тому +210

    “Is it ok to be obsessed with guys? Honestly? No”
    Thank god I’m gay and obsessed with girls

    • @ariefwibowo2983
      @ariefwibowo2983 9 місяців тому +4

      You are defined

    • @CharlesRoger893
      @CharlesRoger893 5 місяців тому

      You are girl squared define.
      Get it? Liking girls is a girly thing. You’re girl squared.

  • @gianna8110
    @gianna8110 4 роки тому +5732

    i quote “leave him like his mother did” at least once a day

  • @onetuxedocat
    @onetuxedocat 4 роки тому +6287

    They look like the type of person to clutch their purse when a black person walks into the elevator.

  • @_letstartariot
    @_letstartariot 2 роки тому +185

    My husband would be considered a Mr Struggle by those 2 women. He suffered a severely traumatic childhood. If I took their advice, I wouldn’t be happily married to him nor have a 5 month old child. Bethany was so very desperate to get married. Maybe it was you, Bethany. Your standards are garbage and I feel bad for your husband. How dare he one day maybe struggle.

    • @matthewzarzour7273
      @matthewzarzour7273 Рік тому +14

      W person, happy for u guys and ur child!

    • @SYMM555
      @SYMM555 11 місяців тому

      Gurlll they way u just ended your comment so blatantly hateful. Yea you seem real happy.

    • @Liam_Grey
      @Liam_Grey 9 місяців тому +3

      I'm currently a Mr struggle and my girlfriend of 4yrs left me for it, she was a Mrs struggle our whole realationship and I did everything in my power to help her. So as a fellow struggleler, thank you.

    • @oliviapedersen8309
      @oliviapedersen8309 4 місяці тому +1

      Same with the guy I’m dating he didn’t have a dramatic childhood, but he does take antidepressants, so he is like working on his issues, but they would still consider him as someone who struggles because he has depression. Also, I still will never understand. Why can’t I be an obsessed with guys thing, because why can’t I be obsessed with someone I’m dating like why can’t I be obsessed with and love my boyfriend

    • @_letstartariot
      @_letstartariot 4 місяці тому +3

      @@SYMM555 her advice implies that my husband didn’t deserve a chance right from the start. I don’t think anyone would be happy to hear that implied.

  • @bel2500
    @bel2500 Рік тому +262

    I feel like these girls would have absolutely bullied me for being not straight, disabled and an atheist and honestly that’s a badge I wear with honour

    • @V1CT1M_666
      @V1CT1M_666 Рік тому +8

      Same here except the disabled part

    • @Meemaw241
      @Meemaw241 Рік тому +3

      Are you tho

    • @xposetruth5681
      @xposetruth5681 Рік тому +8

      none of that is amazing tho

    • @Oceans_away
      @Oceans_away 9 місяців тому +2

      @@xposetruth5681it’s ok your mom never loved you.. you’ll get over it one day 🙏

    • @meepmarp
      @meepmarp 5 місяців тому

      As a gay, disabled agnostic... felt

  • @rebeca9311
    @rebeca9311 4 роки тому +10668

    my level of religiousness: "i mean, i say 'god' sometimes"

  • @naomi8420
    @naomi8420 4 роки тому +5415

    bruh as a christian, these girls are literally the weirdest people i've ever seem

    • @veryfinalgirl
      @veryfinalgirl 4 роки тому +327

      ikr none of my church homies like this i swear 😭

    • @duckie4655
      @duckie4655 4 роки тому +78

      I know like geez no one at my church is like this-

    • @xolqi3394
      @xolqi3394 4 роки тому +47

      I’m Christian too and I agree

    • @opalwinnie3497
      @opalwinnie3497 4 роки тому +49

      Same..... as a Christian I’d even run

    • @cailynjoy8129
      @cailynjoy8129 4 роки тому +20

      they’reeeeee MORMONNNN

  • @codyschlenker6821
    @codyschlenker6821 2 роки тому +77

    I miss this series so much. That's Cringe needs to come back

  • @annynomus_username
    @annynomus_username 2 роки тому +148

    I go to a Christian school and they literally teach us this it’s awful I’m bi and get so uncomfortable when they hate on everything I believe politically and morally

    • @thewhisperingtheologianasmr
      @thewhisperingtheologianasmr Рік тому +4

      Oh, that sounds like a huge challenge 😢❤❤❤

    • @Matthew.M.S.
      @Matthew.M.S. Рік тому +3

      Your school is obsolete as a VHS 📼 tape in 2922, he you and happy.

    • @LibertarianPatriot
      @LibertarianPatriot Рік тому +6

      That might be because everything you believe is wrong

    • @Andrew-kl1pl
      @Andrew-kl1pl Рік тому

      Reality check, not many people support zoophilia.

    • @hemipenes
      @hemipenes Рік тому +27

      @@LibertarianPatriot no hate like Christian love

  • @nicolemallia6474
    @nicolemallia6474 4 роки тому +30722

    i feel like even god would be like “yo chill tf out”

  • @Gleebglarbglorb
    @Gleebglarbglorb 3 роки тому +17708

    She’s talking about her boy obsession as if she’s recovering from being an addict

    • @SJohns-pm8zo
      @SJohns-pm8zo 3 роки тому +95

      This took me out😭

    • @Cccc-oj7eh
      @Cccc-oj7eh 3 роки тому +155

      The first look was the gateway drug

    • @janeeyre1990
      @janeeyre1990 3 роки тому +102

      I'm assuming she's from Fundie (fundamentalist evangelical) culture. You hear so many testimonies in those churches ("I used to [insert sin] and everything was terrible but then Jesus saved me and now everything is great").
      They made me get on a microphone and share my testimony with the other preteens as training for a mission trip to Houston, and I was like 13 and homeschooled so I just talked about my parents' divorce. You have to find some kind of sin or tragedy to talk about, and if you've led a sheltered life sometimes you have to exaggerate.

    • @steinistein8611
      @steinistein8611 3 роки тому +83

      I Love how they call it obsession when it's just a normal crush.
      You do weird little things like stare at your crush through a window. That's normal.
      When you're obsessed with a guy you have a shrine of him in your bedroom, collect trash he threw away because he touched it, cut the breaks of his girlfriend...

    • @streya1995
      @streya1995 3 роки тому +21

      @@janeeyre1990 My gosh. I relate to that so much. When I was a preteen I was forced to go up and give a testimony like 2-3 times per month. I was a child who lived with her grandparents and the wildest thing in my life back then was the time I took a detour on my way home from school because I wanted to go buy an empanada. I lied most of the time about shit because I ran out of ideas.

  • @TheMissTeddyDoll
    @TheMissTeddyDoll Місяць тому +17

    Rewatching this for the 72nd time, because I'm feeling shitty and anxious these days again. Hope to come back when I'm better.

    • @_june101
      @_june101 Місяць тому

      Literally same 😅 know you’re not alone!! We (hopefully?) got this LOL

    • @vivlodia
      @vivlodia Місяць тому +1

      I hope you both have amazing days ahead :)

    • @emma-sk3jw
      @emma-sk3jw Місяць тому +1

      how are yall doinggggg ❤ hope you’re feeling better!

  • @amandaliss8525
    @amandaliss8525 2 роки тому +96

    your thoughts at the end about it being dangerous for young girls is exactly on point. victim of them here😶

    • @graffitiwomen
      @graffitiwomen 2 роки тому +13

      I'm so sorry, I hope you're finding healing. Religious trauma of any kind can be really devastating, like for decades. I'm sending you good vibes and hope you find people to support you!

    • @amandaliss8525
      @amandaliss8525 2 роки тому +3

      @@graffitiwomen Aw thank you so much! I’m doing great now ❤️

    • @emperoremyhriv4968
      @emperoremyhriv4968 Рік тому +1

      What happened if you don't mind me asking ?

    • @SYMM555
      @SYMM555 11 місяців тому

      Umm.. I dont understand how you’re a victim of these particular girls. When they’re also just warning others about sin with their own life experiences.

  • @min-2662
    @min-2662 5 років тому +10946

    The funniest comment I’ve ever seen about this video is “Their makeup literally looks racist”

    • @nayeonn1e
      @nayeonn1e 5 років тому +363

      Min - it actually does though-

    • @min-2662
      @min-2662 5 років тому +301

      Nayeonnie it LITERALLY does. It’s hilarious

    • @givs4860
      @givs4860 5 років тому +26

      why? i didnt get it :(

    • @asdfgh-mr2lu
      @asdfgh-mr2lu 5 років тому +9

      sounds like u r the racist one here

    • @min-2662
      @min-2662 5 років тому +200

      asdfgh123 ik you joking

  • @ritikabarzarh4134
    @ritikabarzarh4134 3 роки тому +5042

    God definitely has a restraining order against them

  • @tmbpyrotechnics9490
    @tmbpyrotechnics9490 2 роки тому +247

    Even as a Christian this video freakin hilarious. These girls are nuts, the bible literally tells you that dating and getting married is good 😂

    • @Dil165
      @Dil165 Рік тому

      You’re a moron

    • @LibertarianPatriot
      @LibertarianPatriot Рік тому +1

      Saint Paul literally said if you can tame your passions it is better to stay single your whole life. Why do you pretend to follow Christ if you don’t read His Word?

    • @tmbpyrotechnics9490
      @tmbpyrotechnics9490 Рік тому +15

      @@LibertarianPatriot Proverbs 18:22 “Whoever finds a wife finds a good thing and obtains favor from the Lord." Don't be too quick to assume.

    • @theodoresmith4371
      @theodoresmith4371 Рік тому +20

      @@LibertarianPatriot oooo yikes. Claiming someone isn’t a true believer (even though he wasn’t incorrect-but we can forget that for the sake of my point) because he made a mistake when referencing the Bible is incredibly unchristian, no?

    • @supergirl0526
      @supergirl0526 Рік тому +13

      In the one where they talk about what the bible says about wearing makeup, and they read that it says no braids, while they both have their hair braided

  • @liamaugust
    @liamaugust 5 місяців тому +18

    bertha and krispy are telling me not to be obsessed with guys while i'm sittin here looking at cody and noel? like girl i can't help it

  • @watchmyshatterededgesglisten
    @watchmyshatterededgesglisten 4 роки тому +27745

    “is it ok to be obsessed with guys? honestly, it’s not ok”
    is exactly what bethany said to her husband...

    • @beefykeith48
      @beefykeith48 4 роки тому +827

      Isabella N. this made me WHEEZE lmao.

    • @ashna3823
      @ashna3823 4 роки тому +213

      Isabella N. LMFAOOO

    • @siraustinthecompanion7725
      @siraustinthecompanion7725 4 роки тому +614

      Lmao, she said in a nutshell to him
      "I see this as a absolute sin"

    • @helinski7198
      @helinski7198 4 роки тому +41

      OOP

    • @snailcorn7480
      @snailcorn7480 4 роки тому +486

      Her husband is super gay. (not being homophobic but he went through conversion therapy and that doesn’t even work)

  • @bicuriousdirtbikeboi2594
    @bicuriousdirtbikeboi2594 4 роки тому +6311

    “I met guys who were literally obsessed with me”
    OMG were they doing literal U-Turns?

    • @omnical6135
      @omnical6135 3 роки тому +11

      why do they over use "literally"? "a literal u turn" and "literally obsessed"

    • @imsophie
      @imsophie 3 роки тому +4

      Omnical wdym? they literally don’t

    • @shealenebresnahan9509
      @shealenebresnahan9509 2 місяці тому

      There were actually a lot of accidents that day…😂

  • @lumpyblobby3293
    @lumpyblobby3293 7 місяців тому +89

    "It's not okay to be obsessed with guys."
    me with my 1,000 fictional men hyperventilating.

  • @leahh.1075
    @leahh.1075 4 місяці тому +32

    I'm just here because I'm healing my past teenaged self from having listened religiously to Girl Defined and others alike. I also can't afford therapy at the moment, so thank you for the clarity on how crazy this is and for finding the humor! ❤️ I'm still a Christian, but thankfully I am on the other side of this shame fest now.

  • @laurennicole04
    @laurennicole04 4 роки тому +9265

    "Leave him like his mother did because he's never going to become a whole man." NOEL.

    • @neelspinoy8750
      @neelspinoy8750 4 роки тому +11

      @Mischo sorry its a bit late to explain that its sarcasm if ur calling noel a bitch

    • @N7C_25.0
      @N7C_25.0 4 роки тому +20

      I read this RIGHT as Noel said it!! (This never happens to me)

    • @nicole-if9rc
      @nicole-if9rc 4 роки тому +7

      Ce Ce it happens to me all the time lol

    • @brocake1278
      @brocake1278 4 роки тому +5

      That part hits pretty close to home for me.

    • @93BossRoss
      @93BossRoss 4 роки тому +23

      that shit had me fucking dying

  • @dannysmith3745
    @dannysmith3745 4 роки тому +14795

    "it's not okay to be obsessed with guys"
    *Obsessed with Jesus*

  • @calecramer2790
    @calecramer2790 8 місяців тому +21

    This is my Roman Empire

  • @chelseastauffer8582
    @chelseastauffer8582 11 місяців тому +22

    I love how you guys managed to make a funny video while still pointing out the toxicity of it! This is the most rewatchable video on the internet lol!

  • @lezley8465
    @lezley8465 3 роки тому +8488

    They're more religious than god himself

  • @katelynknopp8397
    @katelynknopp8397 5 років тому +17430

    “Hey babe want to go on a date?”
    *slow down there Mr. Pressure*

    • @JJ-gr4zc
      @JJ-gr4zc 5 років тому +113

      bro that is how i found out about him

    • @lilskandy7321
      @lilskandy7321 4 роки тому +12

      Charlie The Misfit Toy pp

    • @MinimiMax
      @MinimiMax 4 роки тому +281

      "Are you obsessed with me, asking me on a date like that?"
      "Umm..."
      "Wow, seems like you're really struggling with your answer there buddy."

    • @CatastrophicTV
      @CatastrophicTV 4 роки тому +7

      Charlie The Misfit Toy struggle

    • @butthole9580
      @butthole9580 4 роки тому +5

      Charlie The Misfit Toy sorry I’m not obsessed with men anymore

  • @DOfreakNUT
    @DOfreakNUT 2 роки тому +23

    the thing is, i actually agree with them in some spots (like you shouldn't date someone who puts pressure on you to do stuff you're uncomfortable with or someone who keeps saying they're gonna change and then doesn't) but the way they're phrasing it is just so weird and condescending

  • @CookiehsAndDreams
    @CookiehsAndDreams Місяць тому +6

    As a devout Catholic, I can confirm that I often stop myself from pulling LITERAL U-Turns because being obsessed with guys is just so ungodly.

  • @nkuznicki01
    @nkuznicki01 4 роки тому +4567

    These are the girls who walk during PE, treat teachers like their best friends, and think minions 3 is the best comedy movie ever made.

    • @lolcatz32
      @lolcatz32 4 роки тому +52

      🗣ACCURATE!!!!!

    • @Eggo2341
      @Eggo2341 4 роки тому +111

      wait there was a 3rd minion movie wtf

    • @autisticbookworm9686
      @autisticbookworm9686 4 роки тому +50

      These two girls bulled me in middle school

    • @fantasybee5794
      @fantasybee5794 4 роки тому +100

      These girls seem like the ones that said “I’ll miss you all this was the best school year 😘 xoxo” and bullied everyone except like 10 people and thought saying mean things while laughing and with a smile means it’s a joke

    • @emilyl3952
      @emilyl3952 4 роки тому +42

      They’re the reason people think women aren’t funny

  • @lotrgirl275
    @lotrgirl275 4 роки тому +11342

    “Sorry babe you know what I’m really struggling with Coronavirus”
    “Wait, you’re struggling?”

  • @bullymaguire9192
    @bullymaguire9192 Рік тому +24

    this will forever be my favorite video on youtube. it’s almost 5 years old and i still love it

  • @sweetpotato8289
    @sweetpotato8289 3 місяці тому +7

    5 yrs later...still a hit...that "mm hmm..sure" still hits🤣

  • @abbywolffe4114
    @abbywolffe4114 3 роки тому +15726

    These the kind of girls who don't tip at restaurants and instead just leave a pamphlet that says "God will provide"

    • @clinging_to_the_sidewalk
      @clinging_to_the_sidewalk 3 роки тому +414

      That...is probably true

    • @samanthaswann5071
      @samanthaswann5071 3 роки тому +505

      We had a bunch of old Christians come in after church at the restaurant I work at, and they didn’t tip and they gave their server a pamphlet about how all you need is god....

    • @jampsonn1826
      @jampsonn1826 3 роки тому +13

      Amazing

    • @Mrstarrant619
      @Mrstarrant619 3 роки тому +24

      I’m dead. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

    • @amelialalllalala3914
      @amelialalllalala3914 3 роки тому +6

      :/ I don't like tipping

  • @kendraevemiller
    @kendraevemiller 4 роки тому +50785

    “Don’t be obsessed with guys”
    Be a lesbian, got it.

    • @marianmeletlidiscrap
      @marianmeletlidiscrap 4 роки тому +1831

      Or even better, ace (asexual)
      *Edit:* It's a joke. There's no point in fighting over it

    • @dirkstrider657
      @dirkstrider657 4 роки тому +2718

      "Don't obsess over guys."
      Isn't god a guy? Guess I'm an atheist now.

    • @heehaaww
      @heehaaww 4 роки тому +1445

      Girl Defined: wait... that's illegal

    • @ParallelNoisee
      @ParallelNoisee 4 роки тому +135

      Case cracked

    • @carlybarker6180
      @carlybarker6180 4 роки тому +288

      already done 😎

  • @lamp8887
    @lamp8887 2 роки тому +79

    girl defined: “is it okay to be obsessed with guys ? honestly girls, it’s *not okay* ”
    good thing im a lesbian

  • @bellesoares8523
    @bellesoares8523 Рік тому +19

    Their recent podcast complaining how five years later they’re still being recognized from this video 😂😂😂 had to come watch

  • @253mahamedhatmoussa2
    @253mahamedhatmoussa2 3 роки тому +5107

    Just wait until they find out Jesus had his struggles

    • @crawfordhullender4505
      @crawfordhullender4505 3 роки тому +251

      Sounds like a mR StRugGLe to me!

    • @user-jo3go8fe3g
      @user-jo3go8fe3g 3 роки тому +29

      Underrated comment!!!

    • @hannahmarginson3899
      @hannahmarginson3899 3 роки тому +93

      Just wait till they find out Jesus didn’t have a problem with being obsessed with guys. In fact there’s literally a chance he was obsessed with guys himself 😳

    • @lamestudiosinc418
      @lamestudiosinc418 3 роки тому +133

      @@hannahmarginson3899 He called John his beloved, homeboy was mad gay

    • @hooray32140
      @hooray32140 3 роки тому +20

      wait until they find out who jesus’ best friend was 😌

  • @aaronmozey3304
    @aaronmozey3304 4 роки тому +6467

    Still think Cody and Noel should start boy defined ministries

  • @ginag3271
    @ginag3271 11 місяців тому +10

    my monthly rewatch

  • @munkhjin9104
    @munkhjin9104 Рік тому +9

    mr struggling my way through finals prep

  • @bl9038
    @bl9038 6 років тому +10309

    i want a church giiiirl that go to church
    *aND ReAd heR BIbLe*

    • @vickster97
      @vickster97 6 років тому +60

      I spat out the cookie I was eating Hahahah yes 😂😂😂

    • @ho3shii976
      @ho3shii976 6 років тому +105

      FJDKQJF that vine is fucking life.

    • @noelbees
      @noelbees 6 років тому +1

      Not these two tho

    • @bpk.94
      @bpk.94 6 років тому +1

      B L best comment 😂

    • @numberoneloser8930
      @numberoneloser8930 4 роки тому

      😂😂

  • @-IiIiana
    @-IiIiana 4 роки тому +6886

    it’s not a gUy obBsEsSiOn it’s literally just a crush lmao

    • @lavilegos7253
      @lavilegos7253 4 роки тому +161

      Ether way it’s a naughty sin

    • @asmarayane5493
      @asmarayane5493 4 роки тому +77

      It's just being a human being

    • @washedblue
      @washedblue 4 роки тому +19

      lol, and like... with the demographic they're presumably aiming towards and them being older now, surely they understand that the level of infatuation simmers down after, you know, puberty. and when you're not in an environment pretty much only consisting of other pubescent people with raging hormones who've yet to really experience life

    • @wee0fps61
      @wee0fps61 4 роки тому

      U BESO

    • @mandarinablue8438
      @mandarinablue8438 4 роки тому +9

      Perhaps these two are aliens. Nah even they are not so weird

  • @ysn0007
    @ysn0007 6 місяців тому +12

    I’ve rewatched this video a million times and I die laughing everytime even though I know what they’re about to say 😂 I love Cody’s old videos so much, I always go back to them and watch them❤️

  • @abbiebabyy777
    @abbiebabyy777 2 місяці тому +7

    I think about this era of vids everyday and its been six years

  • @alexandriamahoneyy24687
    @alexandriamahoneyy24687 3 роки тому +36369

    their idea of “boy obsessed” is literally having a crush.

    • @daeyangshi
      @daeyangshi 3 роки тому +763

      Fr bruh it’s normal

    • @shinakakagauki4255
      @shinakakagauki4255 3 роки тому +78

      @FoxLimbs tru

    • @abbyc1500
      @abbyc1500 3 роки тому +816

      ikr... don't make teenagers feel like they're doing something bad for something in their brain that is normal and not really within their control

    • @_june101
      @_june101 3 роки тому +255

      What’s really wild is that this video was posted in 2018 and this comment was only posted a week ago but comment already has over a thousand likes. That proves how good this video is 😂 people are still coming back

    • @nixpixl442
      @nixpixl442 3 роки тому +254

      I was always told that I was doing something right being brought up in that kind of environment because I wasn’t “boy obsessed”. Now I’ve realized I’m just a lesbian. Lmao

  • @quiplo_
    @quiplo_ 4 роки тому +7144

    Why does Bethany look like she kept all of her baby teeth

  • @krystallok830
    @krystallok830 Рік тому +5

    rewatching this in 2023. Amazing

  • @francescomilano9158
    @francescomilano9158 11 місяців тому +5

    July 2023...this video is still epic

  • @basementdwellercosplay
    @basementdwellercosplay 4 роки тому +6724

    #7 of a guy to never date, court,or marry... Mr. Worldwide

    • @N7C_25.0
      @N7C_25.0 4 роки тому +136

      Sooo.......... Felix and Jin are #7 ?

    • @AngryPunkPixie
      @AngryPunkPixie 4 роки тому +45

      @@N7C_25.0 An exceptional comment.

    • @N7C_25.0
      @N7C_25.0 4 роки тому +11

      @@AngryPunkPixie Thank you

    • @AngryPunkPixie
      @AngryPunkPixie 4 роки тому +8

      @@N7C_25.0 No problem. Have a nice day.

    • @imlost8999
      @imlost8999 4 роки тому +27

      **starts thinking** wElL i'M sCrEwEd-

  • @madisonmacloud7942
    @madisonmacloud7942 5 років тому +5117

    "leave him like his mother did"

    • @omega0195
      @omega0195 5 років тому +3

      Hi. You're very pretty. (:

    • @duffi5290
      @duffi5290 5 років тому +14

      @@omega0195 thats probably not even her in the pfp

    • @stace6971
      @stace6971 5 років тому +22

      @@omega0195 the fuck, creep

    • @kylemccarthy02
      @kylemccarthy02 5 років тому +15

      Elm Ave it’s makeup buddy. Any things possible with that shit lmaaoooo

    • @Kerrviii
      @Kerrviii 5 років тому +4

      I knew what was coming lol

  • @kayaharleykhaleesi
    @kayaharleykhaleesi 7 місяців тому +9

    I watch this once a year. It never gets old

  • @SimaReads101
    @SimaReads101 Рік тому +7

    5 years later this popped out on my recommendations and im happy to re-watch for the 100th time

  • @neillsyversen6843
    @neillsyversen6843 4 роки тому +2870

    They look like the substitute teacher that the class makes cry.

    • @advocacies
      @advocacies 4 роки тому +38

      That took me a minute to understand.

    • @Gdig728
      @Gdig728 3 роки тому +8

      good.

    • @audreyf9092
      @audreyf9092 3 роки тому +7

      Pink Guy same lmfaoo

    • @letouski1747
      @letouski1747 3 роки тому +3

      Neill Syversen u just made my day

    • @scarfreyy590
      @scarfreyy590 3 роки тому +9

      They would sound like Mrs. Struggle to me

  • @ratmeat7395
    @ratmeat7395 3 роки тому +7654

    not very Christian of avoiding someone who’s struggling

  • @vitamins00
    @vitamins00 2 роки тому +10

    this has almost 30 million views. talk about a classic! always gotta come back and rewatch, it never gets old

  • @arrenvalentine338
    @arrenvalentine338 5 років тому +10170

    Guy number #8 : Mr Brightside. Ladies, if hes coming out of his cage and if hes doing just fine, then you gotta get out before he wants it all.

    • @tafferine
      @tafferine 5 років тому +191

      arren v oh my gosh I can't stop laughing lmfao

    • @swampbeards
      @swampbeards 5 років тому +15

      HA

    • @aleathiahudson7721
      @aleathiahudson7721 5 років тому +419

      You’ll be saying, “it started out with kiss.” And tht ladies is not very Godly

    • @ttrilian
      @ttrilian 5 років тому +11

      arren v this is just owhishidbihd

    • @averyp9165
      @averyp9165 5 років тому +172

      How did it end up like this? It was only a kiss. IT WAS ONLY A KISS.

  • @christinecoughdrop1294
    @christinecoughdrop1294 4 роки тому +2466

    They're describing puppy love and having a crush when you're young, literally just a natural thing all teenagers go through. These girls are so ignorant and naive.

    • @geekinc3293
      @geekinc3293 4 роки тому +54

      I'm not even sure they're human

    • @Anchoretta
      @Anchoretta 4 роки тому +19

      @@geekinc3293 they aren't aliens either, us aliens aren't like this.

    • @edswemissyou9186
      @edswemissyou9186 4 роки тому +4

      wнσ they are otherworldly

    • @nadalekene2446
      @nadalekene2446 4 роки тому +3

      porcelaine They’re the reason aliens stay away from us

    • @Anchoretta
      @Anchoretta 4 роки тому +2

      @@nadalekene2446 yes, none of us want to come to this place if those earthlings are alive.

  • @Easasera
    @Easasera 9 місяців тому +10

    I can't believe this was five years ago

  • @axxjail_4426
    @axxjail_4426 Рік тому +7

    the people who comment on cody and noels videos are the elite sector of the human race and honestly my favourite people with the most godlike sense of humour

  • @ingridlackey-howell1490
    @ingridlackey-howell1490 5 років тому +17167

    They talk about their boy obsession like its a drug addiction.

    • @J1428753
      @J1428753 5 років тому +48

      I like to think that someone could just tell them to fix it by "replacing them with girls" and that they would just totally go with it.
      For one, that would be some serious next-level wtf shit, and also the look on their parent's faces would probably be comedy platinum.
      also if this isn't a porno it should be

    • @J0ner_
      @J0ner_ 5 років тому +24

      Ingrid Lackey-Howell if you’re doing guys, stop it get some help

    • @goofygoober3114
      @goofygoober3114 5 років тому +36

      FR😂 they act like they at rehab😂

    • @letsplayradshadylegens7814
      @letsplayradshadylegens7814 5 років тому +67

      I legit just came out of rehab, and they actually are talking like it

    • @juiceboxman8044
      @juiceboxman8044 5 років тому +6

      I have a drug addiction

  • @JotbotAI-Octavio
    @JotbotAI-Octavio 3 роки тому +3204

    Mr struggle: I have cancer
    Bethany: Fuck that shit I’m out

    • @leeraps6621
      @leeraps6621 3 роки тому +11

      😭😭

    • @pretty948
      @pretty948 3 роки тому +123

      He's not sincere about getting rid of cancer it's his fault and he needs to find a man that can help him and hold him accountable cause he's lazy and should get rid of cancer fucking lazy piece of shit

    • @matthewbare255
      @matthewbare255 3 роки тому +6

      "Forget that stuff" tHoU sHaN't bE pRoFaNe

    • @Arturo_Kilgore_Morgan
      @Arturo_Kilgore_Morgan 3 роки тому +8

      He wants to go to kemo therapy rather than praying to God 24/7. He’s not devoted enough to God. I’m leaving him

    • @Necromattie666
      @Necromattie666 3 роки тому +2

      That's conflicting for her because God gave him cancer....how do they cope?!?

  • @lindsay6078
    @lindsay6078 Рік тому +6

    back for my monthly rewatch

  • @ConnorDamewood
    @ConnorDamewood Рік тому +12

    If you ever wanted an insight into what two true best friends friendship actually looks like, it’s these two

  • @isabellarobinson7243
    @isabellarobinson7243 5 років тому +3588

    Guy #7: 𝙼𝚛. 𝙶𝚊𝚢

    • @harrycollins7768
      @harrycollins7768 5 років тому +309

      Isabella Robinson Mr. Sugar Gay

    • @dree8300
      @dree8300 5 років тому +48

      @@harrycollins7768 thank you for this comment. I laughed my ass off and can't find it anymore.

    • @archiesanders6156
      @archiesanders6156 5 років тому +26

      Isabella Robinson sugar gay dude

    • @mystzicc8221
      @mystzicc8221 5 років тому +1

      Isabella Robinson you got an Instagram ?👀

    • @nabihahxx1456
      @nabihahxx1456 5 років тому +5

      SUGAR GAYYYYY

  • @bobbydyne
    @bobbydyne 4 роки тому +7083

    Ravioli, Ravioli
    What’s in the pocketoli

    • @TheXiguazhi
      @TheXiguazhi 4 роки тому +221

      I get more of a "Let me speak to your manager" from them. Also, they def have 0 black friends and carry their "fur baby" around in a purse Paris Hilton style.

    • @Littlebabyandersen
      @Littlebabyandersen 4 роки тому +73

      I doubt it- more like I’m not racist, I have black friends (but they totally don’t)

    • @Strawbri3
      @Strawbri3 4 роки тому +2

      @@laine6407 not racist sis but okay

    • @laine6407
      @laine6407 4 роки тому +2

      why you mad? What’s wrong wit white girls got black friends?🤦🏾‍♀️

    • @Strawbri3
      @Strawbri3 4 роки тому +4

      @@laine6407 are you disagreeing with my comment or not. Idk what your asking

  • @grampa.corybreshears
    @grampa.corybreshears Місяць тому +3

    Wild that they described falling in love with someone as a crazy sin lmaooo

  • @isywintertown
    @isywintertown Рік тому +6

    watching this on it’s 5 year anniversary 🫡🫡

  • @sarahdoodles2658
    @sarahdoodles2658 3 роки тому +5143

    Nobody:
    Every room in their house: 🌷✨LIVE, LAUGH, LOVE✨🌷

    • @pitabread_
      @pitabread_ 3 роки тому +34

      OMG SKSKSK

    • @NA-oc7eq
      @NA-oc7eq 3 роки тому +7

      💀

    • @Bell-ih5ln
      @Bell-ih5ln 3 роки тому +24

      Should be “ love Jesus, love Jesus, love Jesus “

    • @buzzfeedhater
      @buzzfeedhater 3 роки тому +18

      @@Bell-ih5ln but I thought they weren't supposed to be obsessed with a guy

    • @Bell-ih5ln
      @Bell-ih5ln 3 роки тому +17

      @@buzzfeedhater *shit*

  • @alxisivoryy_8323
    @alxisivoryy_8323 4 роки тому +3290

    Girl Defined: don’t obsess over guys
    Everyone else: ok, I’ll obsess over girls then
    Girl Defined: *wait no-*

    • @arandomuser9459
      @arandomuser9459 4 роки тому +60

      AlxisIvoryy_
      You weren’t supposed to do that. 🤣

    • @fijlstar
      @fijlstar 4 роки тому +86

      Wait. that's illegal.

    • @S_Rendevouz
      @S_Rendevouz 4 роки тому +33

      They’ll make a video of ten types of girls you should avoid dating

    • @holy1199
      @holy1199 4 роки тому +32

      Mission failed successfully

    • @schiannagranger3718
      @schiannagranger3718 4 роки тому +5

      Love that

  • @davidortiz875
    @davidortiz875 8 місяців тому +7

    Hello, just my annual check up to rewatch this video because it’s a generational classic

  • @Random-sk6hm
    @Random-sk6hm 9 місяців тому +6

    This is one of the first ever videos I've watched of Cody and first time seeing Noel. I was absolutely pissing myself please make more

  • @pinkcashmeres
    @pinkcashmeres 4 роки тому +3894

    “Mr. Struggle is a guy who watches porn & is late.” ......I’m a woman and can relate to that.

    • @marie-clairemacadams6090
      @marie-clairemacadams6090 4 роки тому +40

      I am almost never late to anything... but can I replace being late with the occasional shot of liquor? THEN I relate. :P

    • @Haililibunnie
      @Haililibunnie 4 роки тому +7

      Me too lmaooo

    • @djfebrezee
      @djfebrezee 4 роки тому +62

      I don't think these girls understand that we all have our fucking pleasures in life. You can't be that uptight and still happy with yourself, can you?

    • @saysikerightnow6300
      @saysikerightnow6300 4 роки тому +8

      Marie-Claire MacAdams LMAOOOOO you must be fun at parties

    • @justinetrujeque116
      @justinetrujeque116 4 роки тому +6

      Deadass 😂😂💀