BEGINNER VS PRO ASMRTIST

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  • @JojosASMR
    @JojosASMR  4 роки тому +21705

    OH GOD IM CUTTING OUT THE BURP

  • @ajxyzq
    @ajxyzq 4 роки тому +3127

    0:00 - 2:26 = intro
    2:27 - 4:06 = pro tapping
    4:06 - 4:17 = talking
    4:18 - 4:53 = pro mouth sounds
    4:54 - 5:26 = more talking
    5:27 - 6:05 = more pro mouth sounds
    6:06 - 7:31 = noob mouth sounds
    7:32 - 7:47 = much more whispering
    7:48 - 9:15 = noob hand sounds
    9:16 - 9:20 = pro whispering
    9:21 - 11:04 = pro hand sounds
    11:05 - 11:30 = pro whispering
    11:31 - 12:04 = noob trying to pluck negative energy (with some raging🤣)
    12:05 - 13:12 = pro plucking negative energy with mouth sounds and water jar taps
    13:12 - 14:02 = noob plucking again with tapping
    14:03 - 14:43 = noob crinkle sounds
    14:44 - 16:22 = pro crinkle and mouth sounds
    16:23 - 17:33 = pro liquid and mouth sounds
    17:34 - 18:32 = noob liquid sounds
    18:33 - 19:20 = noob brush sounds
    19:21 - 20:26 = pro brushing sounds
    20:27 - 20:47 = talking
    20:48 - 21:05 = more pro brush sounds
    21:06 - 21:50 = outro
    Costs 1 like plz
    👍👍👍

    • @sam06m58
      @sam06m58 4 роки тому +52

      Thank you so so much I have been searching for ten mins for timestamps and now you are my savior 😂🙏🏻

    • @alizeica519
      @alizeica519 4 роки тому +82

      Sorry, I don't mean to be rude but I noticed that a couple of your timestamps are wrong... Like for the noob crinkle sounds one you put 15:03 - 14:43 and i think you meant 14:03 - 14:43 and there are a couple like that- No hate 💜

    • @mustardleaf8010
      @mustardleaf8010 4 роки тому +40

      i aint paying

    • @literaIIyshy
      @literaIIyshy 4 роки тому +11

      Gracias 💛

    • @MelonG6
      @MelonG6 4 роки тому +31

      Ow sorry to expensive for me

  • @darat.monaghan6171
    @darat.monaghan6171 4 роки тому +6690

    Jojo being good at being bad is proof that he's actually a great asmrtist

    • @johngeraghty4451
      @johngeraghty4451 4 роки тому +82

      thats true AF

    • @itsamiyah9567
      @itsamiyah9567 4 роки тому +32

      john geraghty I knowww this comment needs for likes there’s and yours

    • @orangexcheeto2790
      @orangexcheeto2790 4 роки тому +11

      Itsamiyah Girl *four *theirs

    • @PeterGriffin-kb2hf
      @PeterGriffin-kb2hf 4 роки тому +28

      Like how Squidwards voice actor is great at clarinet so he can realistically be bad

    • @exive795
      @exive795 4 роки тому +8

      FACKS

  • @leeisoffline
    @leeisoffline 4 роки тому +940

    The noob was so proud of his hand sounds... then the pro just ruined his day... it hurt my heart

  • @coolsmo6956
    @coolsmo6956 2 роки тому +185

    I actually really love the beginners part!! Although it’s very impressive, pro and expert asmrtists often overdo fast tapping and mouth sounds so it is nice to hear some more simple sounds every once in a while! Love ur content JoJo 🤗🤗

    • @landonkinna9623
      @landonkinna9623 Рік тому +6

      omg me too those were the best parts of the video

    • @Stormhjul
      @Stormhjul Рік тому +4

      True in my opinion noob wins

    • @kaepora66
      @kaepora66 Рік тому +4

      Whilst if the noob used multiple fingers in succession on the triggers it'd be far better, the pro just makes me cringe and never once tingle, its so overdone.

  • @domen6738
    @domen6738 4 роки тому +988

    Timestamps:
    0:00 - Intro
    2:27 - Round 1 | Tapping (Noob)
    3:21 - Round 1 | Tapping (Pro)
    4:09 - Round 2 | Mouth Sounds (Pro)
    6:05 - Round 2 | Mouth Sounds (Noob)
    7:31 - Round 3 | Hand Sounds (Noob)
    9:16 - Round 3 | Hand Sounds (Pro)
    11:04 - Round 4 | Negative Energy Plucking (Noob)
    12:05 - Round 4 | Negative Energy Plucking (Pro)
    13:21 - Round 4 | Negative Energy Plucking (Noob) pt. 2
    14:02 - Round 5 | Crinckle Sounds (Noob)
    14:44 - Round 5 | Crinckle Sounds (Pro)
    16:22 - Round 6 | Liquid Sound (Pro)
    17:33 - Round 6 | Liquid Sounds (Noob)
    18:33 - Round 7 | Mic Brushing (Noob)
    19:21 - Round 7 | Mic Brushing (Pro)
    21:02 - Blooper | Editing Mistake
    21:13 - Outro | See Ya Guys
    PS: Particular parts do include Jojo's roleplay conversations and aren't fully ASMR.
    hi these are original and made by me. please dont "steal" them. thnx❤️

  • @langeluc126
    @langeluc126 4 роки тому +669

    Newbie jojo: does some tapping
    Pro jojo: *your free trial of existence has expired*

  • @sarge1408
    @sarge1408 4 роки тому +12080

    JoJo vs JoJo, A Battle for the Centuries.

  • @Jarek768
    @Jarek768 Рік тому +8

    The way Jojo said im gonna clap you back to your mom's house got me on the floor with my eyes watering of laughter

  • @beccam118
    @beccam118 4 роки тому +2288

    The pro be acting like it’s bad but he do be falling asleep to it though

    • @jackgreene1341
      @jackgreene1341 4 роки тому +16

      Becca Macca I was gonna put that 😂😂

    • @hector2067
      @hector2067 4 роки тому +12

      Ikr

    • @randomclips7715
      @randomclips7715 4 роки тому +5

      Tru

    • @natzenquis19
      @natzenquis19 4 роки тому +3

      Becca Macca I loved your first video

    • @beccam118
      @beccam118 4 роки тому +2

      Natalie Zenquis thank you so much, that was kind of you to say 😁

  • @jacobfisher5622
    @jacobfisher5622 3 роки тому +2196

    Round one: JoJo
    Round two: Tough choice but I think JoJo won
    Round three: JoJo
    Round four:JoJo
    Round five: JoJo
    Round six: JoJo
    Round seven: JoJo
    So all together I think JoJo won it was a long process picking though sorry JoJo for not picking you I just think JoJo did better

    • @smartheadmimi7143
      @smartheadmimi7143 3 роки тому +99

      That’s what I was thinking literally better than jojo

    • @jacobfisher5622
      @jacobfisher5622 3 роки тому +83

      @@smartheadmimi7143 I’ll have to admit JoJo put up a good fight

    • @smartheadmimi7143
      @smartheadmimi7143 3 роки тому +42

      @@jacobfisher5622 true

    • @Eviltwin-te3fi
      @Eviltwin-te3fi 3 роки тому +71

      I was routing for JoJo... gosh dang it I can’t believe JoJo won.....

    • @veganmeatball5276
      @veganmeatball5276 3 роки тому +61

      Personally I have to disagree. I think JoJo did a bit better.

  • @just_r1k4
    @just_r1k4 4 роки тому +5816

    *Everybody gangsta until the beginner actually gives you tingles*

    • @cynder6596
      @cynder6596 3 роки тому +177

      Yeah... i never EVER got tingles before but beginner jojo gave me tingles on the tapping one lmao.

    • @sus_boy_deezo_8635
      @sus_boy_deezo_8635 3 роки тому +80

      @@just_r1k4 D҉I҉D҉ H҉E҉ S҉T҉U҉T҉T҉E҉R҉?😈

    • @jackkennedy2991
      @jackkennedy2991 3 роки тому +9

      @@sus_boy_deezo_8635 bruh?

    • @sus_boy_deezo_8635
      @sus_boy_deezo_8635 3 роки тому +46

      @@jackkennedy2991 D҉I҉D҉ I҉ S҉T҉U҉T҉T҉E҉R҉?😈😈😈

    • @one-iy6kw
      @one-iy6kw 3 роки тому +15

      r/technicallythetruth

  • @davesmad4646
    @davesmad4646 2 роки тому +30

    Tbh the beginner tapping is nice apart from when he does the full hand on on bottom, that with mouth sound would be exquisite 👌. The beginner mouth sounds aren’t half bad too and some (definitely not all) of the hand noises were actually good. 2 of the beginner water sounds were nice and I like the casual brushing but it was a bit too fast for my liking so I like the Pro one

  • @Loviinda
    @Loviinda 4 роки тому +253

    I actually prefer the slower pace of the beginner, that way the sounds have more of an impact. Completely understand if you like the fast verison though ☺️

    • @eefuntime5451
      @eefuntime5451 4 роки тому +6

      I know so true!!!!!

    • @rufusbelk8780
      @rufusbelk8780 4 роки тому +5

      Me too

    • @electrosquire2855
      @electrosquire2855 4 роки тому +4

      I can see why you like it, but personally I’ve always liked faster Asmr. Though I know others who also like the slower form.

    • @electrosquire2855
      @electrosquire2855 4 роки тому +1

      Didn’t mean to capitalize the “A”

  • @kennaeatssoap
    @kennaeatssoap 4 роки тому +676

    "don't kid yourself mate, i'm going to clap you back to your mum's house"
    Jesus christ that's so agressive😂

    • @bread.1065
      @bread.1065 4 роки тому +7

      Where does he say that? I was so sleepy I didnt get a single word he said

    • @t3xtielgordijn
      @t3xtielgordijn 4 роки тому +4

      Kartik Harit 2:08

    • @payssmith8832
      @payssmith8832 4 роки тому +6

      He said that exactly when I was reading your comment

    • @ryleeanne7961
      @ryleeanne7961 4 роки тому +2

      Lol i read that as jojo said it

    • @e3nlee
      @e3nlee 4 роки тому +2

      u clearly havent been in a ps4 party

  • @martinakapralova5048
    @martinakapralova5048 2 роки тому +62

    I actually got tingles whenever it was beginners turn
    Thank you jojo you always make my day better ❤

  • @S_whoelse
    @S_whoelse 4 роки тому +822

    Jojo with glasses:exists
    Jojo: I'm about to end this man's whole career.

    • @masoncooke4106
      @masoncooke4106 4 роки тому +1

      Kinda confused y people do this kinda thing so much but 🤷‍♂️

    • @lilianafox6741
      @lilianafox6741 4 роки тому

      You copied a comment

    • @williampatel6656
      @williampatel6656 4 роки тому

      i like jojo with glasses.... tbh its mean to be like that to someone ;-; he was trying to help people

    • @asmrontherocks
      @asmrontherocks 4 роки тому +1

      Jojo just made me look like a noob

    • @S_whoelse
      @S_whoelse 4 роки тому +1

      @@lilianafox6741 maybe you could have thought for a moment that the comment I copied and my comment are 2 minutes apart, what if I didn't see it? A comment couldn't get 50 Likes in 2 minutes therefor, not copied, but the same idea

  • @smkey9914
    @smkey9914 4 роки тому +547

    I like how he even made the pros background and lighting better.

  • @petterskeeter2502
    @petterskeeter2502 4 роки тому +676

    I wonder how weird it was for Jojo to act like he doesn’t know what he’s doing.

    • @BeatDr0p_Beats
      @BeatDr0p_Beats 4 роки тому +3

      These fake accounts i believe

    • @GoofieGayKid
      @GoofieGayKid 4 роки тому +2

      Ya lol

    • @kileyasmr7437
      @kileyasmr7437 4 роки тому +4

      AntonioS 24726 NO OF COURSE!! GORDON BROUGHT THE ROLLS FOR THE BUGS BUNNY COSPLAYER! The pasta was stuck to satans foot so Santa ate his children!

    • @fivestar_straykids
      @fivestar_straykids 4 роки тому +1

      That's his twin

    • @itqrx1510
      @itqrx1510 4 роки тому

      Probably really really weird

  • @lauravogt5542
    @lauravogt5542 2 роки тому +23

    It's hard to rest yourself jojo, WHEN EVERYTHING YOU DO IS GREAT

  • @yourstrulyalyaa
    @yourstrulyalyaa 4 роки тому +1263

    My opinion on who won the rounds
    1st: JoJo.
    2nd: JoJo
    3rd: JoJo.( He's speed ya know 😼)
    4th: JoJo 👁️👄👁️
    5th: uhmm kinda hard to choose but I think JoJo win this one.
    6th: JoJo
    7th: JoJo ( sorry JoJo :( this is hard )
    And yeah in my opinion JoJo won 😺.

    • @Catnipyy
      @Catnipyy 4 роки тому +36

      Lmao I was thinking the same thing

    • @shortshorts-cbf
      @shortshorts-cbf 4 роки тому +29

      I reckon the JoJo got 1st
      In my opinion

    • @Vitarios
      @Vitarios 4 роки тому +30

      No ur so wrong JoJo clearly was better than JoJo

    • @yourstrulyalyaa
      @yourstrulyalyaa 4 роки тому +17

      @@Vitarios no I think JoJo is better 😾

    • @yourstrulyalyaa
      @yourstrulyalyaa 4 роки тому +17

      @@amaliagarcia7063 uhmmm JoJo 😃

  • @Poison_Ivy-xf8nd
    @Poison_Ivy-xf8nd 4 роки тому +520

    Jojo:I'm gonna clap you all the way back to your mom's house
    Me:😂😂😂

    • @B0DYBAGS
      @B0DYBAGS 4 роки тому +10

      I thought of the wrong thing

    • @RosaceaeDonut
      @RosaceaeDonut 4 роки тому +2

      Hotel trivago

    • @Kyle-lx2jl
      @Kyle-lx2jl 4 роки тому

      After I read this I heard it lol

    • @RycoWW2
      @RycoWW2 4 роки тому +3

      @@Kyle-lx2jl I heared that after reading your comment WTF

    • @kiefstar8816
      @kiefstar8816 4 роки тому

      Lol

  • @annielaforge17
    @annielaforge17 4 роки тому +3759

    pro: takes jar and starts tapping
    beginner: 👁👄👁️

  • @AmayaNakashime24
    @AmayaNakashime24 4 роки тому +1225

    Jojo: Who are you?
    Jojo: I am you, but stronger.

  • @kiragraveyard5450
    @kiragraveyard5450 4 роки тому +141

    I imagine jojo(beginner) is in his house alone and jojo(pro) just randomly appears with a full setup ready to challenge anyone who dares stand in his way.
    Or jojo(beginner) is just schizophrenic.

    • @shrug1250
      @shrug1250 4 роки тому +2

      *JOJO HAS ENTERED THE BATTLE*

  • @nicovasmr
    @nicovasmr 4 роки тому +1573

    Quarantine makes people do things they never have done before!
    Jojo is developing multiple personalities and he is competing with himself lol

  • @quinnrittwage4744
    @quinnrittwage4744 Рік тому +2

    2 years later and still one of the best vids Jojo has

  • @f-14enthusiast63
    @f-14enthusiast63 4 роки тому +2396

    I’m personally voting for JoJo, I think JoJo just wasn’t good enough

  • @olliemanners1745
    @olliemanners1745 4 роки тому +444

    Can we just respect the amount of editing required here

    • @allisonpeacock7415
      @allisonpeacock7415 4 роки тому +2

      fr tho

    • @ToOfficalKT
      @ToOfficalKT 4 роки тому +4

      The beginner is no editing for that

    • @lloyd9634
      @lloyd9634 4 роки тому

      Yes

    • @geetalohani4253
      @geetalohani4253 4 роки тому

      Yes ✔️ 👍👍

    • @kuddlycritiques
      @kuddlycritiques 4 роки тому +1

      If he labeled the files properly, it wouldn’t have required much editing. Just simple cuts and a tiny bit of audio tweaking.

  • @thedecentgamer7818
    @thedecentgamer7818 4 роки тому +609

    Pro: "NOOOO! YOU CANT JUST SHAKE THE WATER!"
    Noob: "Hurhur. Water tube go sploosh"

  • @evawalshy
    @evawalshy 2 роки тому +11

    THE POWER IF EDITING 😭

  • @alitamer888
    @alitamer888 4 роки тому +678

    You realize that when the begginer does asmr
    JoJo gets sleepy and tired
    And when JoJo does asmr the begginer doesn’t get sleepy
    THE BEGGINER WON

    • @KangaShiro
      @KangaShiro 4 роки тому +22

      he isn’t getting tired from the asmr, its because he’s getting bored of the beginners asmr, hence him getting his phone out and playing on the switch etc

    • @thegoof1974
      @thegoof1974 4 роки тому +4

      Ur right

    • @PrinxeDyl
      @PrinxeDyl 4 роки тому +25

      @@KangaShiro WHOOOOOOOOSH

    • @nexiexo6384
      @nexiexo6384 4 роки тому +10

      Its r/woosh if ur gonna say it, get it right please no offense.

    • @creepercolton0854
      @creepercolton0854 4 роки тому +14

      Kanga Shiro wooosh

  • @MichaelFromBrewSteww
    @MichaelFromBrewSteww 4 роки тому +752

    Beginner jojo: *Exist*
    Present day jojo:I’m about to end this mans whole career

    • @enostheforthewin6191
      @enostheforthewin6191 4 роки тому +7

      Nani?

    • @MichaelFromBrewSteww
      @MichaelFromBrewSteww 4 роки тому +5

      Enos The For The Win lol

    • @jorgundom
      @jorgundom 4 роки тому +3

      The beginner won, according to just about everyone, so... uno reverse card

    • @tyrexisme2557
      @tyrexisme2557 4 роки тому +3

      If he ended beginner jojos career than that would mean he would be ending his own career

    • @MichaelFromBrewSteww
      @MichaelFromBrewSteww 4 роки тому +2

      Tyrexisme 25 That’s sum time travel stuff 😂

  • @drinag9248
    @drinag9248 4 роки тому +427

    Jojo with glasses: exist
    Pro Jojo :I'm about to end this man's whole career

  • @Death-is-here21
    @Death-is-here21 2 роки тому +7

    Must admit my fav asmr for ever and still is keep up the good work

  • @rhealeighbauder2403
    @rhealeighbauder2403 4 роки тому +840

    I was thinking, perhaps the beginners name could be “Ojoj”

    • @sydneygroves8820
      @sydneygroves8820 4 роки тому +26

      Most underrated comment.

    • @theroyalirishregiment1458
      @theroyalirishregiment1458 4 роки тому +10

      Perfect.

    • @ForFurtherNotice
      @ForFurtherNotice 4 роки тому +11

      Or they could've come from a very drunk father, having to only go by on playing bets with others for food or money, eventually poisoning their father in order to get adopted into a very rich family, eventually becoming a vampire to rule the world after finding a mask that does exactly that. So, maybe DIO? Just the first thing that comes to my head.

    • @SanskillerSans
      @SanskillerSans 4 роки тому +1

      Remember help and help 2.o

    • @drowarcher4208
      @drowarcher4208 4 роки тому +1

      I'm naming my child that if I ever have a child.

  • @brysenanderson2229
    @brysenanderson2229 4 роки тому +441

    Is it just me or is it always beginners or people who don’t have the “pro” equipment give me more tingles then pros

  • @junoba3
    @junoba3 4 роки тому +148

    There's something Adorable about how the ’noob’ does it, he's soft and doesn't try too hard and FORCES the tingles, nevertheless, the pro does exactly that and tries to show off with uncomfortable mouth sounds. The way he gets up close to the microphone while I'm looking at him like: 👁👄👁 is just weird. Meanwhile, the noob is simply enjoying himself. BEGINNER WINS

    • @flaviapetrorossidefigueire6044
      @flaviapetrorossidefigueire6044 4 роки тому +15

      CutieFluffs I guess it’s a matter of preference really, I mean, the “ beginner “ it’s the soft type of asmrartist, slow and stuff, and the “pro” is the more “aggressive” type of asmrartist, fast you know, but wich one is the winner depends on the type of asmr you like the most , and for me it’s the beginner too lol, but I like both, I guess the pro it’s better for tingles and the beginner it’s better for relaxing and to sleep

    • @freafrea8822
      @freafrea8822 4 роки тому

      @@flaviapetrorossidefigueire6044 I don't have time to read that but......ok

    • @azzurro7456
      @azzurro7456 4 роки тому

      Nah tbh pro wins

    • @nemanjazelic5718
      @nemanjazelic5718 4 роки тому

      That's right 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼🤗🤙🤙🤠

    • @jarrodsworld6559
      @jarrodsworld6559 4 роки тому

      No

  • @IanMiguelCervantes-zi5iy
    @IanMiguelCervantes-zi5iy 21 день тому

    ~Timestames~
    ~Intro~ 0:00
    ~tapping~ (noob) 2:27
    ~tapping~ (pro) 3:21
    ~mouth sounds~ (noob) 6:05
    Mouth sounds~ (pro) 4:09
    ~Hand sounds~ (noob) 7:31
    ~hand sounds~ (noob) 9:16

  • @henri7165
    @henri7165 4 роки тому +1782

    The pro yawned multiple times while the beginner was doing his asmr, that means the beginner’s asmr worked on the pro!

  • @hector2067
    @hector2067 4 роки тому +307

    Honestly I liked the beginner's asmr just as much as I liked the pro's. They were both great!

  • @niamhlashmet
    @niamhlashmet 4 роки тому +784

    Everyone: noob was better
    Jojo: *rethinking his asmr sounds*

  • @siloown
    @siloown 2 роки тому +2

    newbie was so good that he made the pro fall asleep almost

  • @saranculanathan4187
    @saranculanathan4187 4 роки тому +8998

    Who else thinks that Jojo was better than Jojo, am I right

    • @JV-bj4kx
      @JV-bj4kx 4 роки тому +354

      *No no, he's got a point*

    • @echoastain
      @echoastain 4 роки тому +301

      Idk I think jojo did way better, but that’s my opinion

    • @lauralowe3491
      @lauralowe3491 4 роки тому +87

      Na man jojo was totally better youbswine

    • @lauralowe3491
      @lauralowe3491 4 роки тому +46

      You swine

    • @wariatuncio3927
      @wariatuncio3927 4 роки тому +87

      JoJo got rekt by JoJo

  • @maximuschao9002
    @maximuschao9002 4 роки тому +134

    Even the beginner almost made me sleep that’s just how good jojo

  • @pankoperek3116
    @pankoperek3116 4 роки тому +1318

    Nobody:
    Beginner jojos hands: *i am speed*

  • @Sp0ngeBob_SquarePants
    @Sp0ngeBob_SquarePants 2 роки тому +1

    Jojo will someday just have one of those negative energy plucking videos but he’s plucking actual negative energy and all the stuff playing when he plucks it will be loud noises like fans, crowds of people, screams, and vacuums and stuff

  • @cosmod3143
    @cosmod3143 4 роки тому +445

    JoJo beginner: lemme just-
    Regular JoJo: *im about to end this whole mans career*

    • @Wiccanman12
      @Wiccanman12 4 роки тому +8

      the moment at the begining when hes just like "honestly youre embrassing yourself'' and takes the jar had me laughing

    • @themanbehindtheslaughter7621
      @themanbehindtheslaughter7621 4 роки тому +2

      I know but he slays him with his finger tapping with his iconic phrase, Well I'm Screwed

    • @cosmod3143
      @cosmod3143 4 роки тому +1

      speedof sound ikr 😂

    • @korpacast8252
      @korpacast8252 4 роки тому +3

      Are yall the purple gang

    • @Crazy85quirrel
      @Crazy85quirrel 4 роки тому

      Can you not use a dead meme template

  • @brazilianv1nce110
    @brazilianv1nce110 Рік тому +1

    The sticking sound with the beginner with jar tapping is so relatable and tingles

  • @aaronwood43
    @aaronwood43 4 роки тому +188

    Notice in the first round how said “beginners tapping made said “pro” yawn... meaning he almost made pro Jojo fall asleep from his angelic ASMR. Hence, he takes the W

  • @darthvader2812
    @darthvader2812 4 роки тому +706

    Pro JoJo: you're weak.
    Beginner JoJo: I'm you

    • @CrescendoNT
      @CrescendoNT 4 роки тому +22

      Uno Reverse Card Without Uno Reverse Card

    • @kalagnath5936
      @kalagnath5936 4 роки тому +3

      Nebula from past and future. Reference

    • @lucianolotartaro7047
      @lucianolotartaro7047 4 роки тому +2

      It's like the battle of Captain América of the first movie VS Captain América of Endgame

    • @Deathray5005
      @Deathray5005 4 роки тому

      Martyrdom: Drop a live grenade when killed.

    • @dumdum8407
      @dumdum8407 4 роки тому

      The pro won

  • @daniyarbektembay
    @daniyarbektembay 2 роки тому +1

    Bro the beginner thing when he was tapping the jar it gave me tingles

  • @scruggsrox
    @scruggsrox 4 роки тому +277

    Honestly, there were ones where I preferred the beginner sound they weren’t as aggressive, which as Jojo’s theory presents, ASMR is all about “breaking patterns” - which that did for me.

  • @caushii
    @caushii 4 роки тому +538

    You Should Make A Series Called "Newbie Does ASMR"

  • @robertohawit_1175
    @robertohawit_1175 4 роки тому +436

    This video translates to... Jojo roasting himself for 21 minutes and 50 seconds straight **NOT CLICKBAIT**

  • @itz.keithh_
    @itz.keithh_ 2 роки тому +2

    Round 1: Pro | Round 2: Beginner | Round 3: Pro | Round 4: Tie | Round 5: Beginner | Round 6: Beginner | Round 7: Pro | Begineer and Pro’s ASMR was both good, its a tie

  • @unicorn_poop5404
    @unicorn_poop5404 4 роки тому +300

    We need more noob asmr from jojo! That gave me a lot of tingles

    • @janafuller9963
      @janafuller9963 4 роки тому +8

      Ikkk pro is worse

    • @appalicious.
      @appalicious. 4 роки тому +5

      @Unicorn_Poop540 is that Bibble?!!!! Wow. I feel like the past just punched me in the face, but in a good way. Thank you for that

    • @urmom-kg1lh
      @urmom-kg1lh 4 роки тому +2

      Same and I normally don’t get tingles

    • @cdog3214
      @cdog3214 4 роки тому +2

      same

    • @jackytris2874
      @jackytris2874 4 роки тому +2

      Nice profile pic. Bibble is life

  • @jannikattentater3838
    @jannikattentater3838 3 роки тому +529

    "I'm gonna clap you back to your mom's house"
    Immediate win.

  • @amiebrown6509
    @amiebrown6509 4 роки тому +350

    Jojo: Imma clap ya back to your moms house.
    Me: *AGGRESSIVELY TAKING NOTES*

  • @IanMiguelCervantes-zi5iy
    @IanMiguelCervantes-zi5iy 21 день тому

    -timestamps-
    0:01 -inrto-
    2:27 -round one | tapping | (noob)
    3:21 -round one | tapping | (pro)
    6:05 -round two | mouth sounds | (begginer)

  • @connormcdonald2587
    @connormcdonald2587 4 роки тому +256

    By the looks of it Jojo has got so lonely over lockdown he had to create a less advance version of himself to talk and interact with 😂

  • @blaccupcake3499
    @blaccupcake3499 4 роки тому +657

    Newbies: **Can Relate**
    AsmrDarling: **Horrified**

    • @ThatOneSpartanFan
      @ThatOneSpartanFan 4 роки тому +15

      Underrated.
      *Insert literally any Steven A. Smith meme*

    • @gaamaru95
      @gaamaru95 4 роки тому +11

      I don't get it

    • @jmesser1832
      @jmesser1832 4 роки тому +26

      gaamaru95 asmr darling is considered one of the best in the asmr “game” so she would be horrified by the noob

    • @-L0-
      @-L0- 4 роки тому +12

      jmesser _pg or horrified that she is the noob...

    • @rosieposie6322
      @rosieposie6322 4 роки тому +12

      @@-L0- DID YOU JUST ROAST THE LEGEND ASMR DARLING... No!

  • @stupidlylucas9313
    @stupidlylucas9313 4 роки тому +288

    dont worry beginner jojo we all had that “welp im screwed” moment in battles

  • @emilybobrow4660
    @emilybobrow4660 3 роки тому +730

    Not him yawning as an insult... brother that means he did his job

  • @MASTER-hh4bk
    @MASTER-hh4bk 4 роки тому +141

    Jojo: im fast as frick boi
    Jojo’s hands: moving slower than it takes for venus to complete a day

  • @shoop261
    @shoop261 4 роки тому +306

    Jojo: Would you like to listen to my asmr?
    Me: That’s... why I’m here

  • @Curriial
    @Curriial 2 роки тому

    My votes:
    Round 1: *Tapping* - Beginner || Why I chose: slow, calm, relaxing, chill, and tiring.
    Round 2: *Mouth Sounds* - Beginner || Why I chose: Relaxing, slow, neat, and tingly.
    Round 3: *Hand Sounds* - Beginner || Why I chose: Relaxing, not to fast, and tingly.
    I am to lazy to rate the rest and dont wanna fall asleep even tho its like 12 AM so yeah ima just say the beginner wins because slow = relaxing and relaxing = tiring and tiring = tingly

  • @Mecal21
    @Mecal21 4 роки тому +511

    Evidently, JoJo yawning at the beginner is a good thing.

    • @JesseHOH
      @JesseHOH 4 роки тому +9

      Yep, exactly what I was thinking lol

    • @sebastianvenegas7013
      @sebastianvenegas7013 4 роки тому +3

      Facts

    • @sebastianvenegas7013
      @sebastianvenegas7013 4 роки тому +7

      That means he is. Sleepy and his asmr is good

    • @fga1339
      @fga1339 4 роки тому +1

      ً big brain

    • @DarkestDemon2005
      @DarkestDemon2005 4 роки тому +2

      When I saw this comment I was like what how is that good and then I read it more and I was like ohhhhhh I get it

  • @shadykills9242
    @shadykills9242 4 роки тому +335

    Quarantine got Jojo talking to himself.

  • @DndBirb8659
    @DndBirb8659 4 роки тому +276

    I feel like each is tailored to a different type of ASMR.
    The beginner is for those who prefer more slow and gentle sound triggers
    The Pro is for those who prefer the more fast and aggressive sound triggers.

    • @bchiras
      @bchiras 4 роки тому +12

      totally agree, its like he says that the ones that do slow asmr are noobs and im like??

    • @mrsunicorn8711
      @mrsunicorn8711 4 роки тому +3

      True

    • @laitneris3406
      @laitneris3406 4 роки тому +1

      very true

    • @Mayo_neez
      @Mayo_neez 4 роки тому +4

      ばなななな I think it’s like so he can have fast and slow triggers in the video and not just one type throughout the video, ya know? 🤷‍♀️ (That’s just what I think)

    • @swervyycloud2340
      @swervyycloud2340 4 роки тому +1

      Think bout the brushes it's kinda reversed

  • @sethcataudella3146
    @sethcataudella3146 2 роки тому +1

    it takes skill to act like you're showing off to yourself. props to you, jojo.

  • @EJ-si6jj
    @EJ-si6jj 4 роки тому +374

    The Newbie gave me heaps of tingles because it was still Jojo.

  • @nurshafiqamohamadsalim2711
    @nurshafiqamohamadsalim2711 4 роки тому +243

    Jojo: who are you?
    Jojo: i am you but better

  • @JordanCreaser29
    @JordanCreaser29 4 роки тому +336

    Too be honest, I feel extremely bad for the noob at the start
    He’s like: yeah I think I’m good at this, hopefully people like my asmr!
    The pro: yeah umm, *no*

  • @raeluvsusm
    @raeluvsusm 2 роки тому

    Honesty both the beginner and the pro gave me tingles, But the beginners mouth sounds! They gave me a lot of tingles😭😴

  • @wariatuncio3927
    @wariatuncio3927 4 роки тому +563

    1 round Winner- JoJo
    2 round Winner- JoJo
    3 round Winner- JoJo
    4 round Winner- JoJo
    5 round Winner- JoJo
    6 round Winner- JoJo
    7 round Winner- JoJo
    8 round Winner- JoJo
    Proposal- JoJo is The best ASMRTIST

  • @vergilsplasticchair2426
    @vergilsplasticchair2426 4 роки тому +319

    Jojo noob: does ASMR
    Jojo pro: yawns
    me: lol
    me again: WAIT, IT'S ASMR... AND HE YAWNED

    • @davusTheLastOfUs
      @davusTheLastOfUs 4 роки тому +2

      IIuminati

    • @sparlingwilson6220
      @sparlingwilson6220 4 роки тому +4

      I also noticed this

    • @manialord1699
      @manialord1699 4 роки тому +8

      Number Nine I noticed that and noob didn’t yawn so noob won.

    • @abcdefg-gn8ih
      @abcdefg-gn8ih 4 роки тому +1

      i don’t get it

    • @sparlingwilson6220
      @sparlingwilson6220 4 роки тому

      Pro jojo was yawning to make noob jojo feel bad, pro jojo yawned so noob jojo had decent ASMR skills, welcome for the play by play.

  • @Scruberdubdubs
    @Scruberdubdubs 4 роки тому +315

    Jojo: defying the sound barrier when tapping jars
    Me: huh, neat.

  • @agentowo
    @agentowo Рік тому

    Why do I get more tingles from the “noob”?
    The simple, less layered sounds are the best, seriously!

  • @-angxelproduction-2044
    @-angxelproduction-2044 4 роки тому +149

    Jojo with glasses: Shakes water tube like maracas.
    Jojo: who’s this manz?

  • @maybemintmochi_
    @maybemintmochi_ 4 роки тому +467

    Why did i actually feel bad for the newbie JoJo even tho ur acting...

  • @mdgamerhits907
    @mdgamerhits907 4 роки тому +420

    I just started on ASMR yesterday!
    Jojo: Breaks Jar on mic

    • @vizrajr3668
      @vizrajr3668 4 роки тому +3

      MDGamerHits when.

    • @RosaceaeDonut
      @RosaceaeDonut 4 роки тому +2

      Hotel trivago

    • @itsfinney213
      @itsfinney213 4 роки тому +2

      B Jay USELESS OMG NOBODY ASKED IM SOrry

    • @juli_lbr
      @juli_lbr 4 роки тому

      thx for the warning

    • @lincongahan6582
      @lincongahan6582 4 роки тому +1

      Ttv JELLYDOUGHNU1 how many comments are you gonna say that lol

  • @Melunios
    @Melunios 2 роки тому

    I believe there is a group of people who like asmr but the sleepy one. When the asmrtist is sleepy and he is doing it all slow and you can actually sleep more flamboyant.

  • @hanwithaplan3211
    @hanwithaplan3211 4 роки тому +312

    Alternate title : pro asmrist makes amateur depressed

    • @doggo9421
      @doggo9421 4 роки тому +12

      We haven’t seen the amateur since
      Oh no...

    • @codenameoof
      @codenameoof 4 роки тому +3

      Anonymous Asmr ಠ_ಠ

    • @bmkbigpapi
      @bmkbigpapi 4 роки тому +3

      Alternate alternate title: Beginner asmrtist makes pro asmrist look like a clown

    • @badripudasaini1144
      @badripudasaini1144 4 роки тому +1

      But didn't biggener make the pro yawn (sleep) that the point so het not trash

    • @AndreaRodriguez-lj9yo
      @AndreaRodriguez-lj9yo 4 роки тому

      Lol

  • @Thevo698
    @Thevo698 4 роки тому +477

    “I’m going to clap you back to your moms house mate” it sounds like he is playing war zone

    • @bullet5547
      @bullet5547 4 роки тому +7

      Nah MW3

    • @NoNamex1412
      @NoNamex1412 4 роки тому +7

      Nah he's on xbox live chat

    • @lukke1328
      @lukke1328 4 роки тому +1

      It isnt war zone it is warzone

    • @M1N1-V3N0M
      @M1N1-V3N0M 4 роки тому

      When does he say that

    • @lukke1328
      @lukke1328 4 роки тому

      @@M1N1-V3N0M he says IT when The beginner challenges The pro

  • @thomaslavar5512
    @thomaslavar5512 4 роки тому +260

    I really like how messy newbie is but the chaos of pro is also great , idk who to chooseeee . edit: i choose jojo , pls don't judge .

    • @Dxvidv6
      @Dxvidv6 4 роки тому +16

      I chose the guy that looks like jojo

    • @illumick9286
      @illumick9286 4 роки тому +7

      Jojo's asmr is good but Jojo's asmr is kinda bad...
      And I think Jojo's asmr is kinda ruSSian

    • @chickennugget7400
      @chickennugget7400 4 роки тому +1

      I was gonna like but ur likes are on 123 and its perfect

    • @yourfbiagent4333
      @yourfbiagent4333 4 роки тому +1

      Pick Jojo

    • @lobotomy.candidate
      @lobotomy.candidate 4 роки тому +2

      Frostyz i got it to an even 200 for you don’t worry

  • @nicky23anims68
    @nicky23anims68 2 роки тому +1

    Round 1 tapping: I would say the pro won because i was constantly getting tingles.
    Round 2 mouth sounds: i would actually say noob won, his slow paced sounds gave me lots of tingles
    Round 3 hand sounds: Pro won this one for me, the fast hand sounds gave me bunch of tingles
    Round 4 plucking: pro won this cus he did the harder version(not near the mic)
    Round 5 crunching: i'd say pro won again, his crunching was just a better version of noobs
    Round 6 liquid sounds: noob won this cus his intense liquid sounds gave lots of tingles :)
    Round 7 brushing: Pro won this for sure! he just had a better style
    Noob: 2
    Pro: 5
    Ez clap for pro

  • @astroidz7039
    @astroidz7039 3 роки тому +859

    When Jojo try’s to act like a beginner
    “Suffering from success”

  • @ASMRLuis
    @ASMRLuis 4 роки тому +286

    Timestamps:
    0:01 Intro
    0:29 Tapping Mason Jar - BEGINNER
    1:19 Mouth Sounds + Tapping Mason Jar - PRO
    2:28 Tapping Mason Jar - BEGINNER
    3:20 Mouth Sounds + Tapping Mason Jar - PRO
    4:17 Mouth Sounds - Pro
    6:05 Mouth Sounds - BEGINNER
    7:49 Hand Sounds - BEGINNER
    9:24 Hand Sounds - Pro
    11:34 Pliers - BEGINNER
    12:08 Pliers + Background Sounds - Pro
    13:15 Pliers - BEGINNER
    13:32 Pliers + Background Sounds - BEGINNER
    14:07 Steel Wool - BEGINNER
    14:48 Steel Wool + Mouth Sounds - Pro
    16:27 Liquid Sounds - Pro
    17:37 Shaking Water Globes - BEGINNER
    18:37 Mic Brushing - BEGINNER
    19:25 Mic Brushing + Mouth Sounds - Pro
    20:25 Green Comb + Arguing lol
    21:17 Outro

  • @madhatter294
    @madhatter294 4 роки тому +415

    I love how he said that the comments would vote, yet no one does

  • @alfafebriandj3370
    @alfafebriandj3370 2 роки тому +2

    I love the amateur version, i know the the expert one can gives u quick triggers, but the part when u accidentally get tingles while listening to the amateur one is great 😀

  • @justsomeguywithastand6840
    @justsomeguywithastand6840 4 роки тому +252

    The winner of this battle is obviously JoJo.

  • @isabelladesanti1700
    @isabelladesanti1700 4 роки тому +284

    The noob acted like he did not know what a hand is

    • @_Renden
      @_Renden 4 роки тому +1

      Lmfao

    • @_Renden
      @_Renden 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @lilianafox6741
      @lilianafox6741 4 роки тому +2

      You aint wrong xD

    • @demontiming3234
      @demontiming3234 4 роки тому +4

      ZA HANDO!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @your_lxcal_crackheadxoxo
      @your_lxcal_crackheadxoxo 4 роки тому

      Lol laughing so hard I choked hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

  • @user-py7dp2vf8g
    @user-py7dp2vf8g 4 роки тому +343

    When your roasting yourself but your pretending that it's another person

  • @Real_katsu_Eremanturu
    @Real_katsu_Eremanturu Рік тому +1

    Tbh beginners/newbies give me more tingles then a professional

  • @jurek1480
    @jurek1480 4 роки тому +710

    What I learned from this video:
    If u have white shirt u are asmr pro.

  • @juggleWRLD
    @juggleWRLD 4 роки тому +592

    pov: jojo gets cancelled for bullying a person thats trying to start a asmr channel

  • @jackbeedie1898
    @jackbeedie1898 4 роки тому +264

    “Are you even human?”
    Yes jojo, we would like to know

  • @henrydowns9249
    @henrydowns9249 2 роки тому +1

    The beginner is better at being a asmrist while the pro seems like he's putting on a concert about coffee

  • @benjaminisnoice8941
    @benjaminisnoice8941 4 роки тому +424

    I personally think everyone is gonna vote for beginner just to be salty to the pro, and I'm one of those people.