An hour of unhinged ranting: Street Justice, C*cks & C*lts
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- Опубліковано 1 чер 2024
- Craig Jones is back in America after spending a few months helping Israel Adesanya & Alex Volkanovski prepare for their UFC title fights. It's been a while since Craig has been in front of a camera so for this episode he rants for an hour straight while his cohost sits there and nods his head in embarrassment. This man refuses to suffer in silence, when he catches up on sleep he will surely be back to his old self. #bteamjiujitsu
Chapters:
00:00:00 - Intro
00:00:35 - Haisam Rida Street Justice
00:09:11 - C*ckholds
00:15:05 - Internet rumors
00:15:53 - B Team Merch
00:21:16 - Thailand Trip
00:27:11 - IBJJF Worlds
00:35:02 - C*lt Leaders
00:44:08 - Genetics
00:46:04 - A true enigma
00:51:09 - Cult activities
00:55:03 - New Gym policy
00:56:13 - Polaris Championships
01:01:17 - Felipe Pena match
01:02:42 - Training UFC Champions
01:04:38 - Puerto Rico with the Paul brothes
01:07:13 - Outro
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Craig Jones is who Brendan Schaub thinks he is when he does stand-up
Underrated comment
How Craig keeps a straight face for majority of his rants is some S-tier level trolling
It's an Aussie thing. We are some of the harshest in the world.
I don't know how he goes out in public with that face let alone keep it straight
I love how the other dude just rides shotgun and let’s Craig go 😂
Craig is perfect for podcasting this is hilarious
Craig is perfect.
“Nicholas Meregali, totally unique voice in the sport never seen anything like it before” Craig’s deadpan humour is unmatched.
I thought I was the only one that noticed hahaha
He's skilled in sarcasm and irony.
I think it would be great if the podcast studio stayed like this, and was constantly under construction.
Yes!
Nicky 'The Bull' Ryan
idk if anyone else is paying attention😂
Ha ha ha
lmao this is great and the cohost doing mostly nothing but looking high af somehow adds to the comedy
Its hard to fathom how bad that dudes luck is... imagine picking a random car to break in and it belongs to a shredded 6 foot 7 Ghanian grappler that you seem running full speed at you in the midst of your homeless endeavors... truly incredible lmao
Rida needs to get with a Thai trainer, get his clinch/knee game up & start thinking of mma.
@@LIONTAMER3D Agreed
@@eamonshields2754 jabbing into a high kick/takedown/knee clinch is going to win him 50% of his fights
@@LIONTAMER3D becoming a striker isn't that easy
@@spoj3922 yes it is, actually: grapplers that learn striking fare better than strikers who learn to grapple. So yes, it's easier by comparison.
Haisam will always be a hero for giving Cyborg a highlight reel loss on the biggest stage.
OMG- the Cuck t-shirt with the King’s crown - LMAO!
Being a serial Silver Medalist, I can see Craig's angle on the Alpha Cuck (watching someone else getting the gold.). In that same vein, Craig's straight clothing line should be called New Wave.
😂😂
Respect No One
Cuck Everyone
- Haisam Rida, probably
Pure gold. Also, how long before this gets pulled off the internet? Thanks for the laughs boys.
I think you mean pure silver 🥈🤌🏻
@@hungryman5625 Ha! You got me.
The bulls, or I was thinking the Step Brothers?
Alright here’s a scenario for you Craig. Suppose Sonny sees Nicky coming out of the shower. He’s looking good. She takes one look and she goes, Oh my god. I’ve had the old bull, now I want the young calf
Come on little Nicky... If you want your test injection you'll have to give me one first
I wouldn’t mention Nicky’s calves as he is likely to get injured again
Bruh craigs interpretation of the jiu jitsu community is so fucking funny like shjt had me dying in the dmv. These coaches do be acting like cults like i know of a black belt in my area that ruined his whole family sleeping with some new chick at his gym. They also do be trying to preach their own philosophy with life like they are musashi or some shit.
Is this a tell all? Without being a tell all. Absolutely ruthless 🤣
Best podcast so far! Love this rant format
It’s amazing how Danaher managed to set you guys up and entice you to “steal” his gym but in reality he knew that he was putting the B team in the area of Austin that would steal everything from them. His brilliance continues!
Emperor Danaher
I'm like 99.999% sure that John meant steal the chicks at the gym.
😅
-You only need to win the battles that count. John Danaher
The dude that got loaded in the stretcher literally looked dead...
Fried chicken, extra crispy
Cops flipped his ass on there😂
he was on 1 HP
@@LIONTAMER3D Supernatural reference?
This is simply pure gold ❤
I can watch Craig just speak his mind all day😂😂😂😂
Does that mean the rumours about Gordon Ryan are true lol?
And here's the comment I was looking for.
WHATEVER COULD YOU MEAN, GOOD SIR? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
hahahha
What are these rumours and where can I find them?
I keep hearing stories about this over the years. In now deleted reddit threads (there were 2 recently), there was some really nasty shit.
Shit like gordon having an underage boy sleep with his gf. Someone alleged there was video of this incident.
Whether all of these events are completely true is another story, but enough has come out that I think Gordon is a colossally terrible person. And I really don't think JD is much better. New Wave is looking like a cult, which is a pretty common thing in BJJ, if anyone remembers team lloyd irvine.
i love this podcast so much
Craig was killing it this episode!!! More of this please!!!
🔥 this podcast was incredible! More rants please Craig!
13 minutes in! Pure comedy ,The bull convo stumped me 🤣
the b level of detail to the ladder and paint bucket in the back ground is awesomd
I feel like the cuck shirt is Craig's way of confirming those gordon rumors going around reddit lately.
Do tell
Yeah I agree haha and also the subliminal messages in the cult leaders segment 😂
@@SimonSez83 long story short is gordon couldnt do certain positions because of his stomach
That whole cuckolds section was aimed at Gordon. Asking if a cuck is likely to be republican, asking if they are likely to be the person that gets easily triggered by things etc…
Of course it is. This whole podcast was Craig going scorched earth on Gordon and Danaher. Something else must have happened behind closed doors recently because Craig truly turned it up to scorched earth levels
This is the best one yet
I think Craig Jones may replace Andrew Tate as my Ultimate, Hyper-Masculine role model 🙏👊🏼💪🏼 🌈
Dude... What am I listening to? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
2nd best podcast around
Love this even more than the guests tbh
Hysam lost 2 inches of height between the first and second description.
congrats on the 100k guys
Oh holy hell....Craig Jones might be the funniest dude on the planet. I haven't stopped laughing for the first 20 min so far. Great job by whoever the other guy is on this vid. Fantastic job playing the straight guy to Jones comedy.
No messing with the crew rule has been in our gym a couple of years, three girls joined six odd years ago, one guy messed with two of them, they found out, all three left, gym owner lost three paying client mighty pissed.
Best episode by far!
Him talking about Cucks and fake accounts seem very linked to a certain somebody who got leaked
What are you talking about?
@@zerotoalpha2476 Rordan Gyan
Can't believe the Austin Police didn't immediate empty their weapons into Rida.
Me too. On day 4 it's too much. I have a hard time playing through. Remember day zero counts too.
Subtle school shooter joke at 1:40
Great stuff Craig
I think Craig is trying to get shot by Gordon uashuashuashushuashsuahuash
This series is so goddamn funny honestly I would recommend them to my non-bjj friends. Too bad I don't have any
we need that Austin Bulls rashguard and shorts
Been waiting for this story thank goodness lol
This one was hilarous!
Congrats on the 100k subs:)
100k already ✊
Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu started with a dude laying on his back with his legs wrapped around another dude. That's just how it is.
It's very zesty. That's why I play butterfly 😂. Not gay at all my foot are on his nuts.
So good
I'm curious, the homeless burgler is that Ethan? He's been missing on training videos and on his own podcast. Also good work for the gay community: training with Adesanya and raising awareness, I tought you were a scumbag but i was wrong, good shit Craig.
@@carlosSillas14 Yes they accept blue belts
You guys are almost like Penn and Teller in this one.
Would Nicky wear a bull shirt?
That’s a t shirt for sure…
Go for a run, heart rate sky rockets , do a few bumps heart rate sky rockets 🚀- B Team
El segundo podcast jajaja que buena !!
Love this. Jiu jitsu is the last bastion for men to be men in this crazy ass society 😂
Need more frequent El Segundo podcasts.
Jesus, the shirts!
dude it was WILD haisam came back to his car only to find a skinny Gordon Ryan getting Cucked by Sonny with his own brother. Damn. Shocking. SMDH bruh
The bleach on the ring worm works like a charm
Co-host crushing it again!
“What could’ve happened to this guy if he chose that path” 😂 jesus
I like to imagine Haisam had that huge smile on his face while he mauled the thief
You should buy the shirt
Craig jones you are genius 👏 true aussie humour. Gordon's face watching this he would be so dirty 😂 love it bteam
The cameras watch the floor the back parking lot and the showers 😅
Had a similar event in college.
Some cracked out dude stole my bag from the side of the field during rugby practice
We ended up SUPER lucky the dude had used needles in his fanny pack sticking out that easily could have poked us.
pls restock the tee and btw this video is hilarious after seeing the reddit leak news
‘cuck’ ‘they know’ t shirts lmfaooo
Craig, look up crest toothpaste for ringworm. I've seen it work quicker than other treatments. Tea tree oil can work too.
The danaher clip in the intro is absolutely hilarious
Ha ha! B-team Bulls! T-shirt sales will go through the roof! 😂
When you hit the topic of cult leaders and father figures, with all the tipical stuff...damn, I instantly thought about Danaher :P
“If you think a t shirt turned your son gay he was was teetering anyway. Perhaps if anyone is to blame you your kid being gay it’s yourself, it the Dad.” HAHAHA
Magic podcast and spot on about IBJJF World’s, terminally boring coverage from Flo. Hopeless. Flo’s coverage is the best way to reduce viewing numbers even further.
I don’t even do jiu jitsu but cannot stop watching B-Teams content lol
Get stuck in bro
Can you breakdown Beneil vs Oliveira ?
Need that B team bulls lmaooo
More of these type of vids where Craig is just talking!
"A realised fantasy has a specific name: nightmare" Approximate citation from Jung
More ranting vids!
Gold!
That shirt!!! 😂☠️
Craig jones, undisputed realest in the bjj community
Gi is still more popular than no gi. But I do think the ibjjf blackbelt matches should be shorter
I used to listen to Khabib quotes to get me inspired for training. Now i watch these podcasts.
I cant with Craig 🤣🤣🤣🤣 the cuck analogy🤣🤣🤣 dudes meta level bastard.🤣🤣
nice to see Lowes is sponsoring the fellas
B-Team Bulls taking Polaris, EBI, Damian and Jay about to put on for the Bulls next💪
I agree regarding cults
I grew up in one, and BJJ definitely has that "cult environment" and masses of Milue Control
In The Closet Guard 😂
Shots fired 😂
i wish to hear adams side of the ladyboy story lmao
bet hes already planning the next trip
It took me till 20 minutes in to notice that what Craig has on his t-shirt.
that shirt is off the hook
Kron DisGracie (Shirt)
Ryan Hall wrote an article in 2013 about hero worship in martial arts. Craig bringing up the cult behavior 10 years later is pretty sad and hilarious at the same time
Hes guilty of it as well. A story as old as time
@@stevenoverlord he admits as much in the article. Everyone has done it
I bet he meant he looked like Gump in Castaway.
Craig is shitting gold lately!
27:37 😂😂😂😂😂