Its hard to fathom how bad that dudes luck is... imagine picking a random car to break in and it belongs to a shredded 6 foot 7 Ghanian grappler that you seem running full speed at you in the midst of your homeless endeavors... truly incredible lmao
Being a serial Silver Medalist, I can see Craig's angle on the Alpha Cuck (watching someone else getting the gold.). In that same vein, Craig's straight clothing line should be called New Wave.
Bruh craigs interpretation of the jiu jitsu community is so fucking funny like shjt had me dying in the dmv. These coaches do be acting like cults like i know of a black belt in my area that ruined his whole family sleeping with some new chick at his gym. They also do be trying to preach their own philosophy with life like they are musashi or some shit.
It’s amazing how Danaher managed to set you guys up and entice you to “steal” his gym but in reality he knew that he was putting the B team in the area of Austin that would steal everything from them. His brilliance continues!
The bulls, or I was thinking the Step Brothers? Alright here’s a scenario for you Craig. Suppose Sonny sees Nicky coming out of the shower. He’s looking good. She takes one look and she goes, Oh my god. I’ve had the old bull, now I want the young calf
I keep hearing stories about this over the years. In now deleted reddit threads (there were 2 recently), there was some really nasty shit. Shit like gordon having an underage boy sleep with his gf. Someone alleged there was video of this incident. Whether all of these events are completely true is another story, but enough has come out that I think Gordon is a colossally terrible person. And I really don't think JD is much better. New Wave is looking like a cult, which is a pretty common thing in BJJ, if anyone remembers team lloyd irvine.
I'm curious, the homeless burgler is that Ethan? He's been missing on training videos and on his own podcast. Also good work for the gay community: training with Adesanya and raising awareness, I tought you were a scumbag but i was wrong, good shit Craig.
No messing with the crew rule has been in our gym a couple of years, three girls joined six odd years ago, one guy messed with two of them, they found out, all three left, gym owner lost three paying client mighty pissed.
That whole cuckolds section was aimed at Gordon. Asking if a cuck is likely to be republican, asking if they are likely to be the person that gets easily triggered by things etc…
Of course it is. This whole podcast was Craig going scorched earth on Gordon and Danaher. Something else must have happened behind closed doors recently because Craig truly turned it up to scorched earth levels
Magic podcast and spot on about IBJJF World’s, terminally boring coverage from Flo. Hopeless. Flo’s coverage is the best way to reduce viewing numbers even further.
Ryan Hall wrote an article in 2013 about hero worship in martial arts. Craig bringing up the cult behavior 10 years later is pretty sad and hilarious at the same time
Sad Garry Tonon and Craig Jones ended up on different sides of a feud. Would have been to see if Craig’s stupid would have brought out the more reserved humor of Tonon.
“If you think a t shirt turned your son gay he was was teetering anyway. Perhaps if anyone is to blame you your kid being gay it’s yourself, it the Dad.” HAHAHA
Oh holy hell....Craig Jones might be the funniest dude on the planet. I haven't stopped laughing for the first 20 min so far. Great job by whoever the other guy is on this vid. Fantastic job playing the straight guy to Jones comedy.
Had a similar event in college. Some cracked out dude stole my bag from the side of the field during rugby practice We ended up SUPER lucky the dude had used needles in his fanny pack sticking out that easily could have poked us.
Honestly…respect to Craig for selling this shirt. It’s a joke that seemingly can’t be told in this PC culture we’re now living in. There’s so many ways this can backfire I kinda admire the spirit of it all. Gonna be some interesting rolls in Austin when it becomes the Mecca for the gay and trans bjj community. It’s all fun and games until Craig makes a shirt
The girl is the Alpha. She orchestrates the whole thing, while the cuck peers in from the closet, and the baby bull with a heart of gold does his best to perform.
I feel like as if there was some slight innuendo towards certain people in this podcast...not sure....can't imagine who it would be directed toward....
How Craig keeps a straight face for majority of his rants is some S-tier level trolling
It's an Aussie thing. We are some of the harshest in the world.
I don't know how he goes out in public with that face let alone keep it straight
Craig Jones is who Brendan Schaub thinks he is when he does stand-up
Underrated comment
I find Craig funnier than any actual comedian never mind Brendan
Lol facts
@pierer91 u need to watch more comedians lol
I think it would be great if the podcast studio stayed like this, and was constantly under construction.
Yes!
“Nicholas Meregali, totally unique voice in the sport never seen anything like it before” Craig’s deadpan humour is unmatched.
I thought I was the only one that noticed hahaha
He's skilled in sarcasm and irony.
Craig is perfect for podcasting this is hilarious
Craig is perfect.
Its hard to fathom how bad that dudes luck is... imagine picking a random car to break in and it belongs to a shredded 6 foot 7 Ghanian grappler that you seem running full speed at you in the midst of your homeless endeavors... truly incredible lmao
Rida needs to get with a Thai trainer, get his clinch/knee game up & start thinking of mma.
@@LIONTAMER3D Agreed
@@eamonshields2754 jabbing into a high kick/takedown/knee clinch is going to win him 50% of his fights
@@LIONTAMER3D becoming a striker isn't that easy
@@spoj3922 yes it is, actually: grapplers that learn striking fare better than strikers who learn to grapple. So yes, it's easier by comparison.
I love how the other dude just rides shotgun and let’s Craig go 😂
lmao this is great and the cohost doing mostly nothing but looking high af somehow adds to the comedy
Being a serial Silver Medalist, I can see Craig's angle on the Alpha Cuck (watching someone else getting the gold.). In that same vein, Craig's straight clothing line should be called New Wave.
😂😂
Bruh craigs interpretation of the jiu jitsu community is so fucking funny like shjt had me dying in the dmv. These coaches do be acting like cults like i know of a black belt in my area that ruined his whole family sleeping with some new chick at his gym. They also do be trying to preach their own philosophy with life like they are musashi or some shit.
Haisam will always be a hero for giving Cyborg a highlight reel loss on the biggest stage.
Respect No One
Cuck Everyone
- Haisam Rida, probably
OMG- the Cuck t-shirt with the King’s crown - LMAO!
Nicky 'The Bull' Ryan
idk if anyone else is paying attention😂
Ha ha ha
It’s amazing how Danaher managed to set you guys up and entice you to “steal” his gym but in reality he knew that he was putting the B team in the area of Austin that would steal everything from them. His brilliance continues!
Emperor Danaher
I'm like 99.999% sure that John meant steal the chicks at the gym.
😅
-You only need to win the battles that count. John Danaher
Pure gold. Also, how long before this gets pulled off the internet? Thanks for the laughs boys.
I think you mean pure silver 🥈🤌🏻
@@hungryman5625 Ha! You got me.
The bulls, or I was thinking the Step Brothers?
Alright here’s a scenario for you Craig. Suppose Sonny sees Nicky coming out of the shower. He’s looking good. She takes one look and she goes, Oh my god. I’ve had the old bull, now I want the young calf
Come on little Nicky... If you want your test injection you'll have to give me one first
I wouldn’t mention Nicky’s calves as he is likely to get injured again
Best podcast so far! Love this rant format
Does that mean the rumours about Gordon Ryan are true lol?
And here's the comment I was looking for.
WHATEVER COULD YOU MEAN, GOOD SIR? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
hahahha
What are these rumours and where can I find them?
I keep hearing stories about this over the years. In now deleted reddit threads (there were 2 recently), there was some really nasty shit.
Shit like gordon having an underage boy sleep with his gf. Someone alleged there was video of this incident.
Whether all of these events are completely true is another story, but enough has come out that I think Gordon is a colossally terrible person. And I really don't think JD is much better. New Wave is looking like a cult, which is a pretty common thing in BJJ, if anyone remembers team lloyd irvine.
I can watch Craig just speak his mind all day😂😂😂😂
The dude that got loaded in the stretcher literally looked dead...
Fried chicken, extra crispy
Cops flipped his ass on there😂
he was on 1 HP
@@LIONTAMER3D Supernatural reference?
Is this a tell all? Without being a tell all. Absolutely ruthless 🤣
Him talking about Cucks and fake accounts seem very linked to a certain somebody who got leaked
What are you talking about?
@@zerotoalpha2476 Rordan Gyan
Can't believe the Austin Police didn't immediate empty their weapons into Rida.
I'm curious, the homeless burgler is that Ethan? He's been missing on training videos and on his own podcast. Also good work for the gay community: training with Adesanya and raising awareness, I tought you were a scumbag but i was wrong, good shit Craig.
@@carlosSillas14 Yes they accept blue belts
Hysam lost 2 inches of height between the first and second description.
Dude... What am I listening to? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
2nd best podcast around
the b level of detail to the ladder and paint bucket in the back ground is awesomd
No messing with the crew rule has been in our gym a couple of years, three girls joined six odd years ago, one guy messed with two of them, they found out, all three left, gym owner lost three paying client mighty pissed.
Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu started with a dude laying on his back with his legs wrapped around another dude. That's just how it is.
It's very zesty. That's why I play butterfly 😂. Not gay at all my foot are on his nuts.
I feel like the cuck shirt is Craig's way of confirming those gordon rumors going around reddit lately.
Do tell
Yeah I agree haha and also the subliminal messages in the cult leaders segment 😂
@@SimonSez83 long story short is gordon couldnt do certain positions because of his stomach
That whole cuckolds section was aimed at Gordon. Asking if a cuck is likely to be republican, asking if they are likely to be the person that gets easily triggered by things etc…
Of course it is. This whole podcast was Craig going scorched earth on Gordon and Danaher. Something else must have happened behind closed doors recently because Craig truly turned it up to scorched earth levels
This series is so goddamn funny honestly I would recommend them to my non-bjj friends. Too bad I don't have any
This is simply pure gold ❤
Subtle school shooter joke at 1:40
Great stuff Craig
Love this. Jiu jitsu is the last bastion for men to be men in this crazy ass society 😂
I think Craig is trying to get shot by Gordon uashuashuashushuashsuahuash
Craig was killing it this episode!!! More of this please!!!
I don’t even do jiu jitsu but cannot stop watching B-Teams content lol
Get stuck in bro
‘cuck’ ‘they know’ t shirts lmfaooo
I like to imagine Haisam had that huge smile on his face while he mauled the thief
You should buy the shirt
Magic podcast and spot on about IBJJF World’s, terminally boring coverage from Flo. Hopeless. Flo’s coverage is the best way to reduce viewing numbers even further.
That’s a t shirt for sure…
Go for a run, heart rate sky rockets , do a few bumps heart rate sky rockets 🚀- B Team
Daaaaaammmnnnnn this episode completely rips
Ryan Hall wrote an article in 2013 about hero worship in martial arts. Craig bringing up the cult behavior 10 years later is pretty sad and hilarious at the same time
Hes guilty of it as well. A story as old as time
@@stevenoverlord he admits as much in the article. Everyone has done it
Best el segundo podcast so far. Craig just being Craig.
Craig jones, undisputed realest in the bjj community
You guys are almost like Penn and Teller in this one.
Sad Garry Tonon and Craig Jones ended up on different sides of a feud. Would have been to see if Craig’s stupid would have brought out the more reserved humor of Tonon.
i love this podcast so much
The bleach on the ring worm works like a charm
Gi is still more popular than no gi. But I do think the ibjjf blackbelt matches should be shorter
I think Craig Jones may replace Andrew Tate as my Ultimate, Hyper-Masculine role model 🙏👊🏼💪🏼 🌈
🔥 this podcast was incredible! More rants please Craig!
Would Nicky wear a bull shirt?
13 minutes in! Pure comedy ,The bull convo stumped me 🤣
It took me a year to realize what this podcast is really about.
we need that Austin Bulls rashguard and shorts
Me too. On day 4 it's too much. I have a hard time playing through. Remember day zero counts too.
“If you think a t shirt turned your son gay he was was teetering anyway. Perhaps if anyone is to blame you your kid being gay it’s yourself, it the Dad.” HAHAHA
I cant with Craig 🤣🤣🤣🤣 the cuck analogy🤣🤣🤣 dudes meta level bastard.🤣🤣
"A realised fantasy has a specific name: nightmare" Approximate citation from Jung
Oh holy hell....Craig Jones might be the funniest dude on the planet. I haven't stopped laughing for the first 20 min so far. Great job by whoever the other guy is on this vid. Fantastic job playing the straight guy to Jones comedy.
Love this even more than the guests tbh
Had a similar event in college.
Some cracked out dude stole my bag from the side of the field during rugby practice
We ended up SUPER lucky the dude had used needles in his fanny pack sticking out that easily could have poked us.
This is the best one yet
Craig and Gundle need to go undercover as homeless men in a sting op for Craig's passport and jacket. Please document.
Craig is shitting gold lately!
The Danaher marketing part was class, tired of white guys in their mid 40s simpimg for him. He's a very good coach. That's it.
Honestly…respect to Craig for selling this shirt. It’s a joke that seemingly can’t be told in this PC culture we’re now living in. There’s so many ways this can backfire I kinda admire the spirit of it all. Gonna be some interesting rolls in Austin when it becomes the Mecca for the gay and trans bjj community. It’s all fun and games until Craig makes a shirt
The cameras watch the floor the back parking lot and the showers 😅
pls restock the tee and btw this video is hilarious after seeing the reddit leak news
“What could’ve happened to this guy if he chose that path” 😂 jesus
Need more frequent El Segundo podcasts.
When you hit the topic of cult leaders and father figures, with all the tipical stuff...damn, I instantly thought about Danaher :P
Nail in the coffin and dirt piled on top. Craig has officially buried Gordon and Danaher
I watched half an hour of this thinking it was the intro and you'd introduce a guest any minute.
So basically the title is very accurate.
Your channel is gonna blow up after your tournament
i wish to hear adams side of the ladyboy story lmao
bet hes already planning the next trip
Best episode by far!
The danaher clip in the intro is absolutely hilarious
Co-host crushing it again!
Tren kills cardio. It’s like having asthma. Or so I’ve heard…
”“The screen that has all the cameras on it-the gym, the back car park, and some of the showers there..” 😂🤣 “some of the showers” 👀
Jesus, the shirts!
I used to listen to Khabib quotes to get me inspired for training. Now i watch these podcasts.
B-Team Bulls taking Polaris, EBI, Damian and Jay about to put on for the Bulls next💪
3:17 - Haisam is 6’9
4:39 - Haisam is 6’7
Gets shorter by the minute haha 😂
Crazy to hear about 6’ 5” Haisam Rida stopping that burglar.
Ha ha! B-team Bulls! T-shirt sales will go through the roof! 😂
Apple cider vinegar and your persistent ringworm is gone. Put it on topically
Been waiting for this story thank goodness lol
Craig, look up crest toothpaste for ringworm. I've seen it work quicker than other treatments. Tea tree oil can work too.
The girl is the Alpha. She orchestrates the whole thing, while the cuck peers in from the closet, and the baby bull with a heart of gold does his best to perform.
Damm
Craig jones you are genius 👏 true aussie humour. Gordon's face watching this he would be so dirty 😂 love it bteam
Burgled - Team Jiu Jitsu.....robbed of wins and personal property.
26:10 the cohost can barely stop himself from just laughing his ass off
"Look within yourself and blame your parents"
I feel like as if there was some slight innuendo towards certain people in this podcast...not sure....can't imagine who it would be directed toward....
In The Closet Guard 😂
Craig needs to quit jujitsu and transition into comedy.
Wait, wow, hold up..... 2 words! Brendan Schaub! Lets just take this slowly 😅
Unintentionally and naturally funny. Its genius
I agree regarding cults
I grew up in one, and BJJ definitely has that "cult environment" and masses of Milue Control