Path of Brass | Critical Role: VOX MACHINA | Episode 74

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  • Опубліковано 20 гру 2016
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    Vox Machina begin to assemble their allies at Fort Braxio, and take the opportunity to visit the City of Brass deep in the Fire Plane to retrieve the final vestige!
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  • @Heavensrun
    @Heavensrun Рік тому +721

    When Scanlan suggests lying about why they're there, I really wish somebody would point out that the one time they went to a town and were entirely honest about who they were, they got in without incident, befriended a brass dragon, got immediate access to everyone they tried to see, were given a bunch of free potions, did not get framed for a murder victim they chanced upon, forged an alliance with a mercenary group, and got a free airship.

    • @ZisisKoukoumakis
      @ZisisKoukoumakis Рік тому +46

      That is a valid point... :D

    • @terryroberts5309
      @terryroberts5309 10 місяців тому +9

      Wheres the fun in that

    • @Heavensrun
      @Heavensrun 10 місяців тому +46

      @@terryroberts5309 Air. Ship.

    • @Lucifronz
      @Lucifronz 10 місяців тому +57

      It's totally in character for Vox Machina to *not* learn from that experience.

    • @sweebos
      @sweebos 9 місяців тому +1

      😄

  • @albertcardenas9756
    @albertcardenas9756 Рік тому +475

    Travis: "You guys actually write notes? I just draw pictures." - also has detailed list of everything ever in the bag of holding

    • @LootFragg
      @LootFragg Рік тому +34

      It's just a bunch of sketches of things that are in there. A severed orc head is just a green frowny with X's for eyes and actual blood (Grog's blood) on the parchment. Grog really loves drawing with blood.

    • @sweebos
      @sweebos 9 місяців тому +11

      "Mostly decomposed orc head..."
      "A random arm..."
      😆😆😆

    • @joshhaworth2155
      @joshhaworth2155 Місяць тому +2

      Not to mention a mostly decomposed troll [REDACTED].

  • @14imke
    @14imke 4 роки тому +2306

    subtitles at Matt's horn: (pathetic horn noise) "but much deeper and cooler sounding than that"
    subtitles at Taliesin's horn: (deep and cool horn)

    • @neapettledicoin4853
      @neapettledicoin4853 3 роки тому +134

      When the captions have shade

    • @denilsonrezende857
      @denilsonrezende857 3 роки тому +103

      And then they say: "...can't do horns" and Matt immediately does a (deep and cool horn sound)
      Matt's competitiveness showing lol

    • @Reblwitoutacause
      @Reblwitoutacause Рік тому +20

      Subtitles are always amazing, even with the occasional goof up

    • @majorzipf8947
      @majorzipf8947 Рік тому +21

      I really loved these subtitles. The people who made them were SO amazing.

    • @fmkwvejf
      @fmkwvejf Рік тому +3

      All: (kazoo)

  • @MelisaDeLuca
    @MelisaDeLuca 4 роки тому +2226

    Grog: "Don't tell me the odds."
    Vax: "I wouldn't. You don't know addition."
    Me: *laughs uncontrollably*

    • @iluvbaseball64
      @iluvbaseball64 3 роки тому +23

      this comment made me laugh and i haven't even seen the scene yet

    • @bonniefazman9065
      @bonniefazman9065 2 роки тому +10

      I mean... It's true though. XD

    • @AspiringArts
      @AspiringArts Рік тому +3

      I read this comment the exact moment that this quote happened. The timing is crazy

  • @Abelhawk
    @Abelhawk 7 років тому +3303

    Man, Sam's dedication to the entertainment value of Critical Role astounds me. The shirts, the stickers on the bottom of his mug, the sponsor advertisements, the songs, the limericks, the "inspirational quotes," the jokes, even the instruments he brings. He's the veritable epitome of a bard.

    • @thegreenlee5941
      @thegreenlee5941 5 років тому +143

      Yeah the others are actors but Sam is a true bard.

    • @anightgirl
      @anightgirl 4 роки тому +46

      So true, he his a real bard.

    • @davidbergfors6820
      @davidbergfors6820 3 роки тому +56

      He is such a good bard that I am afraid to try one myself...

    • @rebeccacook8149
      @rebeccacook8149 3 роки тому +145

      @@davidbergfors6820 right? People talk about the Mercer effect for dms, but what about the Reigel effect for bards?

    • @aliince9372
      @aliince9372 3 роки тому +26

      He made CR what it is.

  • @MysticSybil
    @MysticSybil 5 років тому +1705

    General Ellie : are you sure these people are ... trustworthy? They seem like idiots
    Allura : yeah sorry i think it's a stress response

    • @thehelmethead4883
      @thehelmethead4883 4 роки тому +136

      more like: "They are idiots but damn are they powerful."

    • @copycrow4486
      @copycrow4486 4 роки тому +56

      The only thing more terrifying than an intelligent power is a dumbass with power. Vox Machina helps to represent this. No one can deny.

    • @VeteranVandal
      @VeteranVandal 2 роки тому +1

      They are idiots, so just point them in the right direction.

    • @greifffax
      @greifffax 2 роки тому +26

      It's one of the things that are not done well in the show. It actually makes no sense that the general would not know VM. They saved Emon several times and are technically part of the council not just allura...

    • @Reblwitoutacause
      @Reblwitoutacause Рік тому +27

      @@greifffax eh if she never met them in person then the reputation may not even matter, once she sees the motley crew of goofballs standing in their keep 🤣 besides, it's not unheard of for a soldier, or anyone else for that matter, to not hear all the news all the time.
      But I mostly agree. You would think someone OTHER than Kynan had heard of VM lol

  • @Folder
    @Folder 2 роки тому +506

    "I've been under him for 15 years"
    Everyone: [eyeing out Laura]
    Laura: [holding in laughter]

  • @theelusive1736
    @theelusive1736 4 роки тому +2194

    Therapist: "Beardless Sam and Travis aren't real, they can't hurt you."
    Beardless Sam and Travis:

    • @angelicovers
      @angelicovers 4 роки тому +1

      lol!!

    • @connorhansen7419
      @connorhansen7419 4 роки тому +9

      Hayden Weiss sweet Jesus that is terrifying

    • @nuru666
      @nuru666 4 роки тому +93

      It's funny... Beardless Sam looks like Elon Musk, but bearded Sam looks like Tim Curry. And Travis without a beard looks like Travis when he was in his mid-20's... Babyface Travis.

    • @erisplaysgames
      @erisplaysgames 3 роки тому +20

      That's what it is! I couldn't work out what was strange about them, something felt wrong, thank you

    • @ThePsh07
      @ThePsh07 3 роки тому +18

      Since this was the week after the Halloween episode, I can only guess they just started no shave November with a clean face.

  • @Everness1
    @Everness1 7 років тому +4134

    Sam and Travis shaved and now suddenly the whole group looks ten years younger. Wizardry.

    • @AceWolf456
      @AceWolf456 7 років тому +111

      Everness THANK YOU! I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT WAS DIFFERENT!

    • @KendrykWynn13
      @KendrykWynn13 7 років тому +95

      I'm sure it was because of the face paint for the costumes.

    • @sventlin
      @sventlin 6 років тому

      Tei Koyuki iiiiiijkkkkkkmmmmmmmkkkkiiii

    • @sethorren
      @sethorren 6 років тому +2

      *that's* what it is!

    • @NWolfsson
      @NWolfsson 6 років тому +20

      @tei koyuki Oooh that's why! I find Travis so much handsomer with the beard, don't know why Laura would make him shave XD

  • @theprinceofnone
    @theprinceofnone 7 років тому +3913

    And now we have a clip of BAFTA-winning actress--Ashley Johnson--yelling the word "cooter". Thank you, internet.

    • @joegaylord87
      @joegaylord87 5 років тому +285

      Thank you Sam Riegel.

    • @whateverppl1229
      @whateverppl1229 5 років тому +48

      holly shit, i didn't know she is in the last of us. damn dude

    • @justthetip96
      @justthetip96 5 років тому +74

      #keeepitinyourcrate

    • @nicholasspinicelli2911
      @nicholasspinicelli2911 4 роки тому +41

      @@whateverppl1229 Yeah dude that's really what made her famous, she's the main character Ellie . The game was so good I stopped watching The Walking Dead.

    • @KingNefiiria
      @KingNefiiria 4 роки тому +46

      @@nicholasspinicelli2911 I think that's just a recent example, not her actual claim to fame. Pretty sure Growing Pains is her claim to fame.

  • @AmigoRoberto
    @AmigoRoberto 4 роки тому +750

    Theory confirmed. Sam started cranking the "crazy" in his ads to 11 after being made fun of for the wine aerator.

  • @trulyAmatulHaqq
    @trulyAmatulHaqq 5 років тому +371

    you know you've made a great player decision when the DM mutters "fuckin' Scanlan"

    • @GeraldKatz
      @GeraldKatz 9 місяців тому +6

      When I DM I say "dumb stupid smart players" .

    • @billy392
      @billy392 2 місяці тому

      What point of time Matt said that?!

    • @talaatsalloum9836
      @talaatsalloum9836 2 місяці тому +1

      @@billy3923:11:52

    • @patopatric
      @patopatric 22 дні тому

      Its just so obvious he had 2 fucking temples and 3 bosses for them and scanlan ruined it 😂

  • @DanielQuasar
    @DanielQuasar 7 років тому +2125

    "Doesn't time *video freezes frame for two seconds* shift weirdly?" Scanlan

    • @Sunflower-io4dg
      @Sunflower-io4dg 5 років тому +108

      Scanlan confirmed time traveler.

    • @omargasgadiaz6798
      @omargasgadiaz6798 5 років тому +75

      Potato Knight scanlan knows Dunamancy

    • @SoultalkOG
      @SoultalkOG 4 роки тому +21

      It’s the matrix glitching from the improvisation

    • @RonquixoteDIII
      @RonquixoteDIII 4 роки тому +24

      1:13:20

    • @SgtSoda
      @SgtSoda 3 роки тому +4

      @@RonquixoteDIII i was actually so excited to go back and watch this that I lost my place in the episode. I didn’t notice it the first time 😆

  • @SummertheskittyRP
    @SummertheskittyRP 6 років тому +1467

    "I stay put until my friends are far, far away" is such an underrated, good character moment

    • @Sidecutt3
      @Sidecutt3 4 роки тому +104

      Scanlan MVP

    • @manbaby2396
      @manbaby2396 4 роки тому +76

      Scanlan is heavily slept on.

    • @averagegirl7113
      @averagegirl7113 4 роки тому +100

      I've been out of school for three years, but I've been itching to write an MLA formated persuasive essay about why Scanlan/Sam is the backbone of society itself.

    • @SummertheskittyRP
      @SummertheskittyRP 4 роки тому +38

      @@averagegirl7113 I would be HONORED to peer review it /co-write it friend, that is exactly what the world needs

    • @SPACEHARICE
      @SPACEHARICE 4 роки тому +17

      @@manbaby2396 not really hes mvp quite often always saw him as the leader of VM
      Fjord of M9

  • @sm3xym3xican76
    @sm3xym3xican76 3 роки тому +694

    "Worst case scenario we come back and Thordak has obliterated everything"
    "Right, but good news! We're still alive"
    i love scanlan and grog

  • @Darksnakemrniceguy
    @Darksnakemrniceguy 5 років тому +1210

    when scanlan was asked what wares he was selling at the city of brass, i was really hoping he was just gonna pull this bag out and say "Fusaka!" :P

    • @JoschiChr
      @JoschiChr 5 років тому +95

      Do you spice?

    • @anightgirl
      @anightgirl 4 роки тому +17

      Brilliant

    • @thecondescendinggoomba5552
      @thecondescendinggoomba5552 4 роки тому +71

      I was hoping he was going to try and sell Trinket lmao

    • @nuru666
      @nuru666 4 роки тому +35

      @@thecondescendinggoomba5552 Oh God... Laura would have ripped his lips off lol

    • @anthonydavis5288
      @anthonydavis5288 4 роки тому +12

      @@thecondescendinggoomba5552 i thought the same. I was like "point to the pokeball. Point to the pokeball"

  • @oddlytimbotwillison6296
    @oddlytimbotwillison6296 7 років тому +349

    "Could you recognize a fire giant Grog?" "If it's giant, and it's made of fire, ya" LOL killing me...

    • @DredgenStorm
      @DredgenStorm 4 роки тому +21

      Grog makes me want to play a low intelligence character oh so badly

  • @pale2457
    @pale2457 5 років тому +1067

    RIP Sam whenever he drinks but no one notices the notes on his stein. He looks to Travis every time and then at the ground in disappointment.

    • @laurenreese6462
      @laurenreese6462 4 роки тому +98

      I love him doing it during the Percy/Vex ship moments trying to break up all the seriousness and travis is just giggling and completely enraptured in the conversation

    • @snarglblargn4986
      @snarglblargn4986 3 роки тому +69

      Few episodes ago used it to announce his baby that was born soon after this

    • @DimaJeydar
      @DimaJeydar 3 роки тому +15

      @@snarglblargn4986 oh, I thought it was just a random sticker, huh

    • @parkerdalrymple4398
      @parkerdalrymple4398 3 роки тому +11

      It’s okay. We notice 😊

    • @othin5229
      @othin5229 3 роки тому +1

      I noticed this too. Hillarious!

  • @supersmily5SS5
    @supersmily5SS5 7 років тому +2700

    So they're preparing a dungeon to defend against a dragon? Huh. Didn't see that one coming.

    • @acapier
      @acapier 4 роки тому +449

      I imagine Thordak on the other side playing “Dungeons & Adventurers”

    • @Rellyks
      @Rellyks 4 роки тому +52

      @@acapier This comment is underappreciated.

    • @bigpenny8223
      @bigpenny8223 4 роки тому +5

      supersmily5SS5 how did you not see it coming they’ve been discussing it for the last two episodes

    • @HDloly
      @HDloly 4 роки тому +3

      @@Rellyks Are you a brazilian player?

    • @Rellyks
      @Rellyks 4 роки тому +3

      @@HDloly yeah, i am. Are you too?

  • @ArthurOfThePond
    @ArthurOfThePond 4 роки тому +301

    "What's the DC on this?" "Well, it's my spell right? So, 21." is just the most deadpan underhanded brag I've ever heard.

  • @VidderPansy
    @VidderPansy 7 років тому +1543

    The best part about the last twenty minutes is watching every single player get oh-so-slowly further and further creeped out by the new NPC while simultaneously falling more and more in love with Matt.

    • @thatindiandude4602
      @thatindiandude4602 7 років тому +22

      Megane Girl yes. There were so many laugh out loud moments there.

    • @Favar1
      @Favar1 7 років тому +95

      I love the "Can you afford what i make?" look he does.

    • @johnnyfive222
      @johnnyfive222 7 років тому +85

      I loved it when Vex slapped percy's ass. "Percy get up." Oh the art work for that coming up.

    • @slidetrombone
      @slidetrombone 7 років тому +115

      and the best part of that is how everyone finally just broke at something as small as Matt's laugh when Vax was messing with Vex

    • @justadummy8076
      @justadummy8076 3 роки тому +5

      Exactly like Clarota

  • @jusyeboi
    @jusyeboi 7 років тому +1062

    the day we discovered Scanlan could feed an army.

    • @imhal9000
      @imhal9000 6 років тому +44

      Jackson LeTourneau The mansion can do a 9 course meal for 100 people.

    • @Darksnakemrniceguy
      @Darksnakemrniceguy 5 років тому +41

      cant clerics use the spell "create food and water"? if pike would be willing to use all spell slots she has, she could create enough for like 200 people.
      also, thats full meals, if we would ration it by lets say half, same for scanlans mansion, about 600 people could be supplied daily.

    • @WorldWalker128
      @WorldWalker128 5 років тому +29

      @@DarksnakemrniceguyThey could TOTALLY open a restaurant, and not need to buy the ingredients!

    • @Hawwwlucha
      @Hawwwlucha 5 років тому +16

      A chicken buffet

    • @Rabijeel
      @Rabijeel 3 роки тому +5

      Well, basically, it was Matt "allowing it", as the Manison can only feed up to 100 People.
      Also, only "creatures" get expelled - Objects seems to have some "undescribed fate" upon them (And Damn, am I happy that the last GM did not notice, as we made a "Junk-Gun" from it....)

  • @yiklongtay6029
    @yiklongtay6029 2 роки тому +307

    I love how Pike is always somehow simultaneously the teams strongest and weakest link. One moment her aura shatters an undead army by the dozen and the next she is asking a djinn/demon directions to a holy temple

    • @ShadowyFox_86
      @ShadowyFox_86 Рік тому +6

      That one made me facepalm SO hard

    • @Anonymous_Eyeballs
      @Anonymous_Eyeballs Рік тому +16

      Calls down the wrath of a god to punch a dragon in the face but also causes an avalanche

    • @christopherfleetwood5252
      @christopherfleetwood5252 11 місяців тому +4

      @@Anonymous_Eyeballsand her goddess does less damage than the rogue

    • @Sesquedoodle
      @Sesquedoodle 10 місяців тому +1

      Not even HER God's temple

  • @epsome13
    @epsome13 2 роки тому +325

    Scanlans plan for the the magnificent mansion was freaking brilliant. Letting the soldiers come in and get a good hot meal in a safe space to help rebuild moral and get them away from starvation is perfect side use for that spell.

    • @thethingamabob5142
      @thethingamabob5142 Рік тому +51

      Per the spell, the mansion contains enough food for a 9 course banquet for 100 people. There are roughly 200 soldiers in the fort at that moment. I'd say half of a 9 course banquet is still a pretty good meal.

    • @Shane-hx4xp
      @Shane-hx4xp Рік тому +19

      49:04 it was Travis who came up with the idea

    • @Lucifronz
      @Lucifronz 10 місяців тому +1

      Why does everyone forget they already let people in back near Westruun? This isn't the first time they've sheltered a large group of people in the mansion.

    • @johnnye87
      @johnnye87 7 місяців тому +1

      @1:07:30 I really thought he was going to make Matt come up with a name on the spot for each soldier he let in. Wasted opportunity 😂

  • @Doran_Runeblite
    @Doran_Runeblite 2 роки тому +212

    Liam: "Is it broad daylight right now?"
    Matt: "it's - it's - it's - *laughs* I'm not gonna say it, but the sun is high in the sky."
    I loved that so much, pure gold right there!

    • @LootFragg
      @LootFragg Рік тому +9

      You are now fully standing within the uh, the sunshine proper.

    • @UncleB617
      @UncleB617 10 місяців тому +1

      I didn't get this line. Can someone explain?

    • @Doran_Runeblite
      @Doran_Runeblite 10 місяців тому +31

      @@UncleB617 Matt voices for a character in the game Overwatch; a cowboy named Cassidy who, when he uses his Ultimate, says "It's high noon!" The man has had to repeat this line so many times for this character that it's become a running joke, so he refuses to say it outside of VA.

    • @jakesiefers7973
      @jakesiefers7973 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@Doran_Runebliteno shit. That's awesom

  • @bigdream_dreambig
    @bigdream_dreambig 5 років тому +477

    "We're so stupid; this is gonna be fun." That should be the Vox Machina motto.

    • @mastadon6384
      @mastadon6384 3 роки тому +6

      That should be the Critical Role Theme Song

    • @bonniefazman9065
      @bonniefazman9065 2 роки тому +3

      That should definitely be written in Elven or Celestial.

  • @bernardoribeiro7652
    @bernardoribeiro7652 4 роки тому +282

    Raishan got there like "alright I brought the guy"
    And poor poor Cassandra had to tell her they are not there

    • @theq86
      @theq86 Рік тому +42

      Raishan: I am an all powerful ancient dragon, humbling myself to appease you ants. I do this task they asked of me and now you tell me they AREN'T HERE!
      Allura/Cassandra/Gilmore: We're sorry.... Please don't kill us.

    • @yoshiking6027
      @yoshiking6027 Рік тому +88

      Kashaw: “first time?”

    • @mr.e7541
      @mr.e7541 Рік тому +2

      @Q I don't know anything this is my first time watching it, but I think that she is The Mastermind behind it all and she's playing them they're not playing her

    • @meghanmcgowan7748
      @meghanmcgowan7748 Рік тому +5

      Poor Cassandra goes through so much crap lol

  • @Phiro00
    @Phiro00 4 роки тому +506

    i love how *everyone* just conveniently forgets that vox machina is a member of emons council just as allura is. even they themselves

    • @Skip6235
      @Skip6235 2 роки тому +69

      To be fair, they are only honorary members and don’t have official titles or duties. As evidenced by Scanlan-fly getting bounced out of the meeting before Uriel stepped down

    • @kaneo1
      @kaneo1 2 роки тому +31

      Even in C2: "Who's on the Tal Dorai council??"
      'Every time you ask, another member dies!'

    • @RoninXDarknight
      @RoninXDarknight 2 роки тому +24

      Basically they were only members when it was convenient for Uriel.

    • @Tahkaullus01
      @Tahkaullus01 10 місяців тому +3

      They fight dragons and get killed every other day. I think a bit of memory loss is forgivable.

  • @seankaz5130
    @seankaz5130 2 роки тому +272

    Allura: "I've notified other members of the Pansophical, but many of them have their own issues to deal with..."
    Yussa, lounging in his seaside tower hundreds of miles from any dragon attacks: *flips off the general direction of Tal'Dorei*

    • @mayaenglish5424
      @mayaenglish5424 2 роки тому +33

      lol Spoilers for C2
      Knowing Yussa's usual MO he probably had his leg trapped in a magical bear trap or something at the time lol. Or was exploring a different realm like what's implied with the emergency tuning fork the M9 stole to the fire plane.

    • @connerbixby6532
      @connerbixby6532 2 роки тому +23

      @@mayaenglish5424 I just got an image of Yussa getting a message spell, camera centered on face. Dragons are attacking Emon! Camera pans out to whatever clusterfuck hes gotten himself into...

    • @mayaenglish5424
      @mayaenglish5424 2 роки тому +20

      @@connerbixby6532 As Dragons fly over the ruins of Emon, the camera pans up into the night sky. New scene, we hear an explosion and see a flash in a black expanse, pinpoints of light in the distance. The camera slowly pans to the right and you see come into frame giant writhing tentacles from a great and terrible Cthulu-esque abomination. Clutched in one such tentacle is the Arch Mage Yussa. Smash cut to Yussa "Yussa, this is Allura, five Dragons Attacked Emon, could use assistance, you owe me for the incident with the entombed crypt lord, you know why."

    • @mayaenglish5424
      @mayaenglish5424 2 роки тому +18

      "...Well shit, bit busy Alluraaaaaaaa shit! Sorry not you, hold on *latin chanting* anyway, bit... held up at the moment, would love to help, sorry."

    • @joes6507
      @joes6507 Рік тому +1

      Still think he might be a Gold Dragon

  • @Kyshakk
    @Kyshakk 7 років тому +1038

    0:00:31 - Sam does an advert for LootCrate (song starts at 1:06)
    0:09:47 - Recap
    0:11:03 - Part 1 begins
    0:27:35 - Not So Horny Mercer
    0:46:20 - We're Gunna Need a Montage!
    1:06:40 - On the List? Scanlan
    1:10:00 - Stupid Sexy Percy
    1:54:58 - Highway to Hell
    1:57:01 - Part 1 ends
    2:19:58 - Break Ends & Costume Winners
    2:26:29 - Game Resumes
    2:31:25 - A WARM Welcome
    2:39:30 - Gatta Pay the Toll
    3:00:15 - Grog's Deception
    3:07:08 - It's High Noon?
    3:11:00 - Scanlan Song of Domination
    3:16:30 - It's All Under Control
    3:17:17 - Kill him right now!
    3:24:30 - Tight Tight Tight
    3:27:00 - Cenokir the Jeweler
    3:39:30 - The Purpose of This Endeavor
    3:46:05 - "Do You All Talk Like This?"
    3:49:20 - Humorous... Yes...Quite

  • @gingerosity244
    @gingerosity244 3 роки тому +132

    "Percy, you were looking for a jeweler, weren't you?"
    Hmm? Oh...OH...

  • @smOVERCOMINGITALL
    @smOVERCOMINGITALL 5 років тому +671

    LMFAO everytime scanlan uses dominate monster matt always says "oh shit. okay!"

    • @geckoman4462
      @geckoman4462 4 роки тому +23

      Skallia Ray well, dominate monster is like a 8th level spell or something

    • @asluckdespairs
      @asluckdespairs 4 роки тому +37

      Well that pretty much breaks matts plans unless he can out roll scanlans DC lmao.

    • @KingNefiiria
      @KingNefiiria 4 роки тому +42

      @@asluckdespairs It's really hard to outdo a 19-21 DC. Even if Matt were to break his monsters and give them like +6, that's still less than 40% success

    • @kylethomas9130
      @kylethomas9130 4 роки тому +9

      That and counterspell in earlier episodes.

    • @weaponizedcynicism8021
      @weaponizedcynicism8021 4 роки тому +8

      You think that's bad I am a divination wizard who can do the same with a sadistic gambler's smile.

  • @Vilis_Farthuk
    @Vilis_Farthuk 7 років тому +2416

    From a DM perspective, I do wonder when and how much Mercer had set aside for that place in his "Just in case they go here" stash.

    • @captaintalon4485
      @captaintalon4485 7 років тому +112

      James Closs A good DM has a lot of that prepared. Sometimes though you just have to go with it

    • @maxineeayrs5738
      @maxineeayrs5738 7 років тому +144

      CaptainTalon448 preparation isn't necessary, I do it as a DM anyway but rookie DM are the ones who do the most preparation because they're scared of the unknown

    • @Vilis_Farthuk
      @Vilis_Farthuk 7 років тому +139

      CaptainTalon448 well, yes, but I more meant that he knew he had put a Vestige there and so had probably set up some concept of the chain of events that would bring the players to the Vestige if they went to The City of Brass. I'm just curious how much. For instant my world book has a number of introductory or general adventure seeds pocked through it in case the heroes go vastly disparate places on a whim.

    • @biglammo
      @biglammo 7 років тому +40

      He build the location around items of interest. I imagine the fireplane was backdrop for the group, yes but Mercer has done a great job of worldbuilding around the "Vestaments."

    • @biglammo
      @biglammo 7 років тому +20

      The need comes first, the substance after.

  • @bigdream_dreambig
    @bigdream_dreambig 5 років тому +707

    "Is that a bad idea?"
    "There are no good ideas anymore."
    Yep, sounds like Vox Machina. 🤦‍♂️😝

    • @thehelmethead4883
      @thehelmethead4883 4 роки тому +7

      There's never any good ideas with those idiots. they just do

    • @ciaranmcguinness8900
      @ciaranmcguinness8900 3 роки тому +4

      @@thehelmethead4883 Nah they're not all idiots, Keyleth and Vax are idiots, even Grog is smarter than them sometimes

    • @bonniefazman9065
      @bonniefazman9065 2 роки тому +2

      Good ideas? In D&D?
      *laughs loudly*

  • @ChronologicalFern
    @ChronologicalFern 4 роки тому +290

    27:42 "With closed captions"
    "This: (Pathetic horn noise)."

    • @Bee-yg6yk
      @Bee-yg6yk 4 роки тому +28

      I'm SO GLAD I had closed captions on for that bit
      especially with Taliesin's following (deep and cool horn)

    • @LastBestHope1964
      @LastBestHope1964 4 роки тому +1

      Ahhh YES I cried! XD XD

  • @econe921x
    @econe921x 5 років тому +961

    Sam won this episode in the first minute by getting Ashley to yell "cooter" !!

    • @michaelbonyak3517
      @michaelbonyak3517 4 роки тому +30

      I a little terrified to watch campaign 2. Cause sam is a perfect bard

    • @thesaltycat9493
      @thesaltycat9493 4 роки тому +29

      @@michaelbonyak3517 Trust me, his campaign 2 character is perfect too. Sam's characters are just awesome in general.

    • @michaelbonyak3517
      @michaelbonyak3517 4 роки тому +16

      @@thesaltycat9493 Yeah ive been bingeing it. He disappears into his characters lol. But he definitely is chaos incarnate

    • @thesaltycat9493
      @thesaltycat9493 4 роки тому +4

      @@michaelbonyak3517 Nobody can deny that fact.

    • @thomassmart4088
      @thomassmart4088 3 роки тому +10

      the sly corralling by the previous answer being 'Hooters'

  • @mazie1874
    @mazie1874 4 роки тому +378

    When Scanlan said they were there to sell one of the pets they had been traveling with, I thought he was going to turn to Vex and make her get Trinket out

    • @Lucifronz
      @Lucifronz 10 місяців тому +4

      I thought he was going to point to Grog.

  • @SweetMapple
    @SweetMapple 3 роки тому +171

    If you listen close enough you can hear Fjord weeping over his ring of fire resistance

    • @isa382
      @isa382 3 роки тому +12

      fjord finally got vindication on that purchase (sort of lol)

    • @mr.blizzie1200
      @mr.blizzie1200 7 місяців тому

      ​@isa382 and now he finally did 😂

  • @LightSage89
    @LightSage89 2 роки тому +239

    Jenga means "My name is Vax and I fucked up" and Super Jenga means "We all fucked up."
    Best line.

    • @mars-the-ethereal9609
      @mars-the-ethereal9609 Рік тому +4

      he is the one who initiates jenga the most

    • @danieldaw1778
      @danieldaw1778 Рік тому +1

      Cause he always goes ahead of the group, attacks before they get there, then realizes, oh shit, I only have 90 hit points and a really limited ability to reduce damage after he attacks. Despite already having done this shit 50 times before this current instance of him initiating a fight he can't win without backup and almost dying.

    • @flynn9625
      @flynn9625 Рік тому

      2:28:25

    • @DerpGnome
      @DerpGnome Рік тому +10

      ​@@danieldaw1778 but if you play D&D on safe mode, nothing exciting ever happens.

    • @danieldaw1778
      @danieldaw1778 Рік тому +1

      @@DerpGnome It feels like Liam plays Vax with a serious case of main character syndrome no matter how many times Matt hammers into his head that dnd is a team sport.

  • @yichella
    @yichella 3 роки тому +252

    Matt really has some of his finest moments when he's tap dancing for his life. The whole second half of this episode is such impeccable improvisation.

  • @Micro_Tyrant_Games
    @Micro_Tyrant_Games 7 років тому +579

    "I'm not gonna say it, but the sun in directly above" lmao!

    • @BurningLove73
      @BurningLove73 5 років тому +10

      one might say its 1 o'clock....

    • @Fetch26291
      @Fetch26291 5 років тому +22

      They don't want to say a phrase that one of Mercer's voices is linked to, for they fear the potential punishment Mercer could bring upon them for it.

    • @allisonperron6365
      @allisonperron6365 5 років тому +15

      Fetch26291 which voice?? It seemed so funny to the players, but I have no clue what it’s referencing. I though he was just trying to avoid saying “High Noon” or something lol

    • @Vosrik
      @Vosrik 5 років тому +58

      @@allisonperron6365 Matt Mercer voices Overwatch character McCree, who is well-known for his phrase "It's High Noon".

    • @MrJechgo
      @MrJechgo 4 роки тому +3

      That got me laughing for a while XD

  • @tabiibat
    @tabiibat 3 роки тому +357

    I know I’m many years late, but when pike and grog are goofing around together it’s made so much better by how tiny Ashley looks next to Travis

  • @MrVBros
    @MrVBros 4 роки тому +305

    Every time Liam and Laura act like real siblings a Critter gets wings.

  • @executivelypunk
    @executivelypunk Рік тому +132

    44:44 laura leans into ashley and whispers "i'm really glad you're here" omg i LOVE THEM 😭

  • @RuidusBornRaven
    @RuidusBornRaven 3 роки тому +189

    At 1:22:25, the thought that it's like Allura is the keeper of a group of ridiculously powerful children hit me.

    • @TheSheebeen
      @TheSheebeen 2 роки тому +20

      Allura gets to keep the braincell most days

  • @Emilytea
    @Emilytea 6 років тому +703

    Rewatching this with the context of Matt being totally unprepared for their adventure into the City of Brass is *awesome*.

    • @lizbogonia
      @lizbogonia 4 роки тому +25

      Emily where does he mention this cause that is awesome

    • @TheYovanni13
      @TheYovanni13 4 роки тому +31

      @@lizbogonia I would assume the Talks Machina following this episode.

    • @xEvilRaptorx
      @xEvilRaptorx 3 роки тому +47

      I think its specifically mentioned in the campaign wrapup too. Entirely made up on the spot!

    • @Perturabo404
      @Perturabo404 2 роки тому +63

      It showed that he was unprepared for it when it came to the description of the city when they first entered around 2:50:00ish. He stumbled over it, making mistakes. I am massively impressed with how quickly he recovered an took back control.

  • @exemplar7205
    @exemplar7205 5 років тому +198

    "Ive been under him for 15 years" Laura's face summed up my reaction perfectly lol

  • @marachime
    @marachime 5 років тому +1762

    "A warning for people watching the G&S CR playlist:
    Don't watch the next video, Talks Machina Critmas, in the order it's listed. It's actually TM #6 and takes place after episode 79 (Thordak). It includes a lot of spoilers for that episode. Learn from my mistakes! "
    (copied from ep 75 comment by VoixMortelle )

    • @sarahgowen3692
      @sarahgowen3692 5 років тому +68

      Thanks for the head's up, that's actually really good to know!

    • @thesmitty1299
      @thesmitty1299 5 років тому +67

      And people tell me not to read the comments while watching. Thanks for the heads up man!

    • @Mewchu14
      @Mewchu14 5 років тому +9

      Hey, thanks!

    • @luisvazquez4397
      @luisvazquez4397 5 років тому +10

      You're a hero

    • @witchywanderer
      @witchywanderer 4 роки тому +7

      Thanks!

  • @Abrokensword
    @Abrokensword 7 років тому +1397

    I have had a group of friends for years that are all a very close knit group, we shared almost everything in common save for one thing, D&D. I always bought right into the stereotype of D&D being a stuffy nerd game that just wasn't my speed, they all tried to get me to sit in on a session but I refused and from time to time they would blow off hanging out with me to all play D&D together. It pissed me off and I'll admit I developed a bit of a complex about it and started actively hating on D&D without actually knowing what it was really like to play. One day one of them challenged me to watch or listen to an episode of critical role and not fall in love with it, I grudgingly accepted and listened to an episode at work, I was smiling and laughing to myself the entirety of the day. Before I knew it I had listened to tens of hours worth of critical role and a week later I got help making up a character sheet and joined my friends regular game. I've never looked back, my point was to say thanks I guess to the community of critters and the cast of CR for helping me get past my hangups and have some of the best nights in with my friends in my entire life

    • @artrekz
      @artrekz 7 років тому +129

      Want to make sure your kids never do drugs? Get them hooked on D&D, They'll spend all their money on dice. That's what I love about the game. It brings people together. I play with my family every Saturday. No tablets or phones of video games. Just the 6 of us laughing for hours.

    • @Haunted_Gallows
      @Haunted_Gallows 6 років тому +59

      artrekz Dice are cheap compared to books, maps, minis, paint, etc...

    • @chrisheninger8386
      @chrisheninger8386 6 років тому +17

      That’s what it is all about man having the best times with your friends and family.

    • @roquefort788
      @roquefort788 5 років тому +16

      I was in the same boat around this time last year. All of a sudden the Game Grumps started a series and even though I thought it was super nerdy, I also didn't want to be a douche about it. I decided that I would watch it, and if I didn't like it that was that. Needless to say, the fact that I'm here right now should hint you on how that went.

    • @morganalefae3137
      @morganalefae3137 5 років тому +16

      I am 100% here for stories like this. i feel like i missed out, my friends/family didnt even tell me they had played D&D or some ttrpg, until i found critical role and went apeshit with it.

  • @ErikMartin_MindlessLump
    @ErikMartin_MindlessLump 7 років тому +467

    I don't like scrolling
    0:33 - Sam & Ash Ad Song
    27:35 - Not So Horny Mercer
    46:20 - We're Gunna Need a Montage!
    1:06:40 - On the List?
    1:10:00 - Stupid Sexy Percy
    1:54:58 - Highway to Hell
    2:19:58 - Break Ends & Costume Winners
    2:26:29 - Game Resumes
    2:31:25 - A WARM Welcome
    2:39:30 - Gatta Pay the Toll
    3:00:15 - Grog's Deception
    3:11:00 - Scanlan Song of Domination
    3:16:30 - It's All Under Control
    3:24:30 - Tight Tight Tight
    3:27:00 - Cenokir the Jeweler
    3:39:30 - The Purpose of This Endeavor
    3:46:05 - "Do You All Talk Like This?"
    3:49:20 - Humorous... Yes...Quite

    • @oliveri3534
      @oliveri3534 4 роки тому +16

      9:48 Recap begins
      10:49 Recap ends

    • @GreenGrasshoppa
      @GreenGrasshoppa 3 роки тому +1

      Thanks for the timestamps. 👍

    • @sakari5209
      @sakari5209 3 роки тому

      Boosting

    • @apophis456
      @apophis456 3 роки тому

      These are some shit time stamps when there’s much better ones literally 5 comments down

    • @BlandBones
      @BlandBones 3 роки тому

      h

  • @tumultuousTuna
    @tumultuousTuna 4 роки тому +173

    "Yeah [the songs] give a lot of insight if you pay attention."
    Seeing as Percy had *I'm Not Okay (I Promise)* as like his first song for the first playlist, I think I got all I need about him from that.

    • @nikkikindinger2718
      @nikkikindinger2718 Рік тому +2

      If one wanted to find these playlists, where are they? Can someone post a current link?

  • @AttiraKell
    @AttiraKell 7 років тому +1144

    I love how Matt withholds all this critical information until they ask the question. "Do you know our father?" "Why yes I do!" I have this awesome magic ability to call everyone you need, but I'm not going to tell you about it until you ask!

    • @ethanwhite2210
      @ethanwhite2210 7 років тому +139

      DM's can be some of the most sadistic and vexing motherfuckers in existence. Tread lightly around them :P

    • @lordvalinar774
      @lordvalinar774 7 років тому +137

      my Cleric's deity is "DM" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I wonder what will happen on a successful Divine Intervention...

    • @partingofways
      @partingofways 7 років тому +43

      Celestial Vengeance nah it'll but just like pike with serenray. Your god the dm will smash his fist down onto the game board and obliterate the enemy figurine. WHAM

    • @ch3ls3ab0t6
      @ch3ls3ab0t6 6 років тому +60

      She mentioned it when they brought up that they needed to contact people. Should an NPC list off every spell they know when they introduce themselves or something? Even my party members don't know every spell or proficiency my Bard has. Lol.

    • @xelloskaczor5051
      @xelloskaczor5051 6 років тому +2

      that however makes the suspension of disbelief hard sometimes.

  • @the-nothingman
    @the-nothingman 7 років тому +660

    Cenokir voted NPC most likely to wear a suit of human skin

    • @VidGamer123
      @VidGamer123 5 років тому +10

      Yeah, it felt like Matt was channeling both Anthony Hopkins and Donald Pleasance.

  • @janchvatal1538
    @janchvatal1538 4 роки тому +201

    Bloody hell: "I'm not going to say it but the sun is high in the sky." have almost took me down from the chair.

    • @essexfuzz
      @essexfuzz Рік тому

      Can you explain the joke to a smooth brained idiot like myself?

    • @merindab
      @merindab Рік тому +3

      @@essexfuzz Matt’s Overwatch Character’s phrase is “it’s high noon” (McCree)

    • @essexfuzz
      @essexfuzz Рік тому +3

      @@merindab oh thank you! I've never played that game and had absolutely no idea what was so funny, this makes perfect sense

    • @merindab
      @merindab Рік тому

      @@essexfuzz I’ve never played it either but I picked up that much just by osmosis. Lol

  • @raswartz
    @raswartz 6 років тому +825

    Ok. I did some math.
    If Vex and Keyleith both cast Locate Object (concentration, 10 minutes, range 1000 feet), and Keyleith can cast Wind Walk (duration 8 hour, speed 300 ft + plus DASH action = 600 ft / 6 seconds). At that speed, each of them could travel a path that is 6,000 ft long and 2,000 ft wide, or about 1.1 mi long and 0.4 mi wide. After 9 minutes (10 minutes of Locate Object less 1 minute for the conversion required for wind walk), each of them could cover about 4 square miles.
    Together they would cover about 8 square miles in 10 minutes. If they are unsuccessful after the first 10 minutes, they could just cast Locate Object again, transform, and repeat as necessary. Manhattan has an area of about 22 square miles. If the City of Brass is about the same size as Manhattan, it would take 30 minutes to cover the entire city.

    • @pennding3415
      @pennding3415 5 років тому +32

      But they break consinrtation on locate object to shift into cloud form becuase that takes one minute active consitration right? And then they can't cast once in cloud form

    • @alexv3357
      @alexv3357 5 років тому +33

      It just takes one minute, it's not concentration, but it does mean you can't move or take other actions.

    • @REDJAYgaming
      @REDJAYgaming 5 років тому +16

      @@alexv3357 youre considered incapacitated when you're changing form

    • @FlankHappens
      @FlankHappens 5 років тому +83

      Irrelevant but I read your comment as "Ok. I did some meth." and had me a great giggle.

    • @zippomage
      @zippomage 4 роки тому +9

      bad plan. splitting up in a city where mortals are most often viewed as fodder for slavers is the dumbest idea.

  • @nicholasepsilon3534
    @nicholasepsilon3534 7 років тому +562

    This Genasi guy must meet Gilmore and Victor the black powder merchant. I'd love to see Matt jumping between each voice xD these are my three top favorite characters!

    • @CaptainDiavol
      @CaptainDiavol 7 років тому +52

      I think Matt would just explode

    • @tabithah7524
      @tabithah7524 7 років тому +19

      He is definitely the creepiest NPC so far, and I love him!

    • @EmileVinesh
      @EmileVinesh 7 років тому +87

      I can already imagine the encounter:
      Gilmore: "Victor, fine man, would you be so kind to fetch me some powder?"
      Victor: "Powder! Yessss" *runs towards a black powder satchel with a candle in his hand and explodes*
      Cenokir: "... Ha.ha....."

    • @283leis
      @283leis 7 років тому +43

      I actually read this in their voices, plus Matt's normal/DM voice for the bolded part

    • @Evija3000
      @Evija3000 6 років тому +19

      Add the sun tree in the mix :D

  • @wahlflower3517
    @wahlflower3517 7 років тому +735

    Honestly I think they should have put more effort to contact their friends in Vasselheim. Both the Slayer's Take and the Temple of Bahamut have promised to help them if they proved themselves by finding some of the vestiges. Vax has connections to the Raven Queen's temple. Grog has connections to the district dedicated to Kord. Pike has her goddess' temple. With all those connections, they could easily convince Melora's followers to aid in supplying food and other supplies.

    • @jesterericv2
      @jesterericv2 7 років тому +67

      I don't know why, but I really want to see if they could get that half-orc that Grog fought to come help also. :P

    • @wahlflower3517
      @wahlflower3517 7 років тому +47

      Yeah, having him and the Earthbreaker would have really been interesting to see.

    • @OrphanHart
      @OrphanHart 7 років тому +50

      They were really focused on the fire plane and happy with Allura doing the dirty work with messages. I still want Viktor recruited. They could get that dwarf from the bar in the first or second episode too. I was always curious how strong he was.

    • @wahlflower3517
      @wahlflower3517 7 років тому +35

      Bunny Rabbit I'm fine with going to the Fire Plane before the final fight but not this episode. Alert all of the allies first because it will take awhile for them to be ready to move and then go to the Fire Plane.

    • @OrphanHart
      @OrphanHart 7 років тому +8

      Yeah, not everyone can teleport

  • @Reblwitoutacause
    @Reblwitoutacause Рік тому +204

    So. Who else FULLY expects the "We can start the montage, right now!" moment to be animated into Legends Of Vox Machina now?😂
    46:30

    • @theq86
      @theq86 Рік тому +10

      It better happen.

    • @cnh3109
      @cnh3109 Рік тому +8

      If it doesn't happen I'll be a very sad peep

    • @geekygirldad4130
      @geekygirldad4130 Рік тому +4

      Also Alura stoping it

    • @Tahkaullus01
      @Tahkaullus01 10 місяців тому +2

      Only for it to be happening in Grog's head and he's just humming adorably in the background.

    • @Sesquedoodle
      @Sesquedoodle 10 місяців тому +1

      Scanlan will have a montage song.

  • @burr_ell
    @burr_ell 2 роки тому +307

    i am asking-nay, demanding-that shirtless percy working on a trebuchet be included in tlovm. i just think that it would really be good anatomy practice for the animators and would also be a very important moment for scientific education. moments like this are just so foundational to the lore and also it would be super hot i mean helpful

    • @friskybitzboi
      @friskybitzboi Рік тому +36

      Yes I agree, this would be a very useful tool for art and science and absolutely nothing else

    • @misharu-here
      @misharu-here Рік тому +29

      I third this motion! What better way to convey the work he is doing then by displaying him doing _hard, physical demanding labor_ 🤤

    • @burr_ell
      @burr_ell Рік тому +17

      @@misharu-here GIVE 👏THE PEOPLE 👏WHAT 👏THEY WANT 👏

    • @padenbang7375
      @padenbang7375 Рік тому +6

      I'm absolutely not this person, but I just have to point this out. Especially in 2022. And don't get me wrong, not saying that your opinion isn't cool to have. But, if this comment involved any of the female cast members you'd be labeled a problematic misogynist pig for daring to objectify a woman. And I just found the irony worth pointing out. Sorry not sorry.

    • @friskybitzboi
      @friskybitzboi Рік тому +25

      @@padenbang7375 I’d like to see the female cast sweaty and doing hard labor as well…. For research

  • @drury2361
    @drury2361 7 років тому +422

    0:33 - Sam & Ash Ad Song
    27:35 - Not So Horny Mercer
    46:20 - We're Gunna Need a Montage!
    1:06:40 - On the List?
    1:10:00 - Stupid Sexy Percy
    1:54:58 - Highway to Hell
    2:19:58 - Break Ends & Costume Winners
    2:26:29 - Game Resumes
    2:31:25 - A WARM Welcome
    2:39:30 - Gatta Pay the Toll
    3:00:15 - Grog's Deception
    3:11:00 - Scanlan Song of Domination
    3:16:30 - It's All Under Control
    3:24:30 - Tight Tight Tight
    3:27:00 - Cenokir the Jeweler
    3:39:30 - The Purpose of This Endeavor
    3:46:05 - "Do You All Talk Like This?"
    3:49:20 - Humorous... Yes...Quite

    • @sublteiamnot3960
      @sublteiamnot3960 7 років тому +11

      Phalinx never fails to deliver, awesome job man keep it up!

    • @NightHolocene
      @NightHolocene 7 років тому +1

      Every week man. Thanks!

    • @generalatheist4256
      @generalatheist4256 7 років тому +5

      Phalinx I have to say you missed the moment Vex made the partys jaw drop. Two hours and four minutes.

    • @generalatheist4256
      @generalatheist4256 7 років тому +4

      Phalinx *Forty*

    • @AnimaVisionary
      @AnimaVisionary 7 років тому +2

      Phalinx Mercer's Cenokir makes me think of Riff Raff.

  • @ObitoI3
    @ObitoI3 7 років тому +882

    As an early warning, there will be a slight amount of video skipping and lag for the beginning half of the video. The audio should be ok throughout, but it was something that could not be fixed during the stream, the crew tried the best they could (switching servers, lowering bit rate, etc.).

    • @inuysha360
      @inuysha360 7 років тому +2

      thanks a lot!

    • @pagej.6926
      @pagej.6926 7 років тому +26

      I was watching the stream on both Twitch and Alpha when it was live. Interestingly, although Alpha had a bunch of quality drops that led to reboots, the video never once _froze._ And I'm getting increasingly frustrated over the "we just couldn't fix it" excuses when we now have two versions of each video with very, very different results.

    • @ObitoI3
      @ObitoI3 7 років тому +13

      +Page J.
      Yea considering there have been more problems since they started dual streaming with alpha, I wonder why.
      Seriously, if you know how to fix it, I bet they could use the help. I recommend, if you haven't, go to reddit and read where Lucas talked about their setup for CR and what they do to get ready as well as running it; as well as the the thread talking about the status of GnS where Zac also gave some insight of the inner workings. You could also watch the honesty hour where Lucas came on and talked about issues like this and their set up for the live shows. Pretty interesting and informative. Honestly, it was a twitch issue not on their end.

    • @FrumpybutSuperSmart
      @FrumpybutSuperSmart 7 років тому

      +

    • @QuasarPsychosis
      @QuasarPsychosis 7 років тому +40

      I think if the audio is fine, that is all that matters. I can handle video lag etc etc, but audio for this kind of thing is a big no no. IMO.

  • @jasp3rjeep13
    @jasp3rjeep13 7 років тому +121

    I fucking died when Ashley said "COOTER!" The look on her face was priceless

    • @essexfuzz
      @essexfuzz Рік тому +2

      No it's crate! What's wrong with you?

    • @jasp3rjeep13
      @jasp3rjeep13 Рік тому

      @@essexfuzz ???

    • @essexfuzz
      @essexfuzz Рік тому

      @@jasp3rjeep13 that's what Sam said when Ashley says Cooter...

    • @jasp3rjeep13
      @jasp3rjeep13 Рік тому

      @@essexfuzz lol my bad. It's been so long since i watched it

  • @adrienne7794
    @adrienne7794 2 роки тому +75

    They HAVE to animate percy fixing the trebuchet! Those descriptions were too good and I need to see it omg

    • @nikkikindinger2718
      @nikkikindinger2718 Рік тому +3

      @@adrienne7794 Hell, I'm going to riot. Percy is friggin' HOT.

  • @elaniarkady7351
    @elaniarkady7351 7 років тому +191

    I love Sam's reaction to finding the right page in his notes. what I like about dming is that everyone's notes make a great story with different povs.

  • @keefegirls22
    @keefegirls22 7 років тому +179

    3:26:09 Liam's ability to stay in character as Laura's picking hair off his face has me laughing much harder than I should be at something so mundane yet adorable

    • @keefegirls22
      @keefegirls22 7 років тому +12

      3:35:25 Also if anyone wanted a timestamp for the wonderful Perc'ahlia moment this episode, here it is :P

  • @BobbyRobegu
    @BobbyRobegu 4 роки тому +1845

    Wow, questionable planning. It’s almost as if, and hear me out on this, they’re not actually seasoned strategists but actors without a script just having fun and doing their best on the fly

    • @Kasino80
      @Kasino80 4 роки тому +98

      Wait...are you sure about that?

    • @MysteryFaceX
      @MysteryFaceX 4 роки тому +140

      It's more like they get extreme anxiety from the battles and they're delaying the fight by planning.

    • @BobbyRobegu
      @BobbyRobegu 4 роки тому +82

      Mystery Face X I don’t see how the two are mutually exclusive

    • @aaronlaws2573
      @aaronlaws2573 4 роки тому +118

      Yeah most play D&D like this and their fooling themselves if they think they don’t.

    • @alexanderstar1998
      @alexanderstar1998 4 роки тому +76

      Wait... wait.... wait.... you mean all those strangers on the internet were lying to me?

  • @vanguardbreaker8826
    @vanguardbreaker8826 3 роки тому +58

    I'm just commenting on how perfect the con saves were when they entered the city. Vax and Keyleth both have connections to various forms of protection, beyond their fire resistance things, so they're completely fine. Grog grew up in harsh environments, so he can weather it easily. Vex and Percy take it, albeit uncomfortably, and the gnomes both barely skin by, one because of beauty coming at a price of fragility and the other because wearing plate armour is like being cooked alive at those temperatures.

  • @MeonLights
    @MeonLights 7 років тому +121

    Watch Matt's face and body language once he starts describing the party noticing the slaves and suffering from the heat. There is already a hint of Senokir in there and I know he made him up on the spot but I like to think that about that time he was working on an image of the scenery, the general feel of the place and that it seeped into the creation of the NPC.
    Also, again, the bard with the clutch saves the day... jfc Scanlan I was on the edge of my seat.

  • @KoruXypress
    @KoruXypress 7 років тому +184

    When Matt does Cenokir, he hardly blinks... Sends chills down my spine watching him. (in a disturbing yet delightful way)

  • @desgroid
    @desgroid 2 роки тому +62

    Matt avoiding saying “It’s high noon” is hilarious

    • @mantankerous5844
      @mantankerous5844 4 місяці тому +1

      Probably at this point in time, he's said it so much for fans at conventions, and didnt want to say it in front of his friends because he knew they'd tease him.... but ultimately it failed lololol

  • @brittanydiamond6772
    @brittanydiamond6772 5 років тому +326

    I saw that Ashley was there and I literally waved at her. The eff has this show done to me.

  • @starcrafter13terran
    @starcrafter13terran 7 років тому +656

    You put loot in a crate. Seriously Ashley...

    • @OrphanHart
      @OrphanHart 7 років тому +64

      cooter

    • @TheKnudie
      @TheKnudie 6 років тому +29

      I died lol that shit was so funny.

    • @dynamicworlds1
      @dynamicworlds1 6 років тому +36

      Lol Sam planned that and it was glorious.
      Oh my, laughed too hard!

    • @woodywoodmc2209
      @woodywoodmc2209 5 років тому +8

      Loot in crates, what a novel concept

    • @testfire3000
      @testfire3000 3 роки тому +1

      500 likes! That was some seriously funny shit

  • @monicanguyen6891
    @monicanguyen6891 7 років тому +484

    Horn sounds are Mercer's bane. haha.

    • @dyslexia8375
      @dyslexia8375 7 років тому +13

      Monica Nguyen that and conjugation spells

    • @SuiCiderlS
      @SuiCiderlS 7 років тому +9

      Conjuration*

    • @dyslexia8375
      @dyslexia8375 7 років тому +4

      HeartBeat thanks dyslexia sucks

    • @GreenXintent
      @GreenXintent 7 років тому +5

      funny fact: Conjugation is a word for sex

    • @hallecute2
      @hallecute2 7 років тому +31

      And sigils

  • @MightBeCale
    @MightBeCale 4 роки тому +71

    "The city is at a constant like, 110°-120°." So just your average summer in Phoenix?

  • @ikanhazw1n
    @ikanhazw1n 4 роки тому +86

    The Stern General: “She’s slowly eyeing you group to group, giving you a read” Keyleth: *smiles and Waves*

  • @RobertPFarrell
    @RobertPFarrell 4 роки тому +71

    Vax: "I've got a bad feeling about this whole mission. I don't think we should even be here." Also Vax: "Let's follow these shady looking strangers who have invited us to follow them to an unknown location."

    • @HDloly
      @HDloly 4 роки тому +6

      Vax is a mess.

    • @kage013
      @kage013 Рік тому +1

      If only someone in the party had the smarts of child John Mulaney
      media.tenor.com/RtJgLjKlneYAAAAC/john-mulaney-secondary-location.gif

  • @conflictdiamonds
    @conflictdiamonds 7 років тому +77

    Mercer going full Tranquil from DragonAge...love it.

  • @ClassMRule
    @ClassMRule 6 років тому +82

    I swear to Grog, I can see Travis's beard growing back in realtime during this session.

  • @Nixo66
    @Nixo66 3 роки тому +25

    The part where scanlan just screams kill him kill him now kill him ! Had my crying.

  • @daisyjohnson4837
    @daisyjohnson4837 6 років тому +49

    i respect ashley's commitment to the bit

  • @jamesgarlick4573
    @jamesgarlick4573 5 років тому +404

    Marisha: "I'm gonna talk to Vex as soon as we have a hot secod"
    You're in the Fire Plane! Every second is hot there! Lol

    • @dtczyk8976
      @dtczyk8976 4 роки тому +2

      I’m glad someone else appreciated the pun!

  • @Lucifronz
    @Lucifronz 10 місяців тому +18

    "Fuckin' Scanlan..." - Matthew Mercer, realizing the monster he created when he gave Sam that hand-cone.

  • @Blaergh
    @Blaergh 6 років тому +99

    3:07:10 "I'm not going to say it..." "It's FULLLL sunlight."

  • @acain1122
    @acain1122 3 роки тому +151

    Percy: "I've got a good idea..." *proceeds with something that assumes 12 different arbitrary things*
    Matt: *looks to another character that actually specializes in the topic percy is rambling about* "You know from personal experience that that was bullshit."

  • @attiej2124
    @attiej2124 2 роки тому +35

    it's still adorable that they all hold hands any time they plane shift. my heart.

  • @logancuster8035
    @logancuster8035 3 роки тому +37

    Oh snap y’all. This is the episode Laura learns about the Sending spell.

  • @bkrc123
    @bkrc123 Рік тому +24

    When the general said, "I've been under him for 15 years." Laura nods while Taliesin, Sam and Ashley shakes their head lol.

  • @CommieCrab
    @CommieCrab 7 років тому +177

    I always get happier when I see Ashley, idk why

    • @CommieCrab
      @CommieCrab 7 років тому +7

      Also, crate and cooter; both synonyms for box. *The more you know*

    • @christopherfleetwood5252
      @christopherfleetwood5252 11 місяців тому

      Because she’s the best? I don’t understand the question. 😅

    • @Sesquedoodle
      @Sesquedoodle 10 місяців тому

      She's adorable, and also the party is less likely to die.

    • @noeliesmith515
      @noeliesmith515 7 місяців тому +1

      It’s also always clear how excited Ashley is to be there and how excited everyone is to have her there

  • @Brinsomnia
    @Brinsomnia 7 років тому +128

    Literally shouted in alarm when Scanlan offered to create a soup kitchen

    • @jesterericv2
      @jesterericv2 7 років тому +40

      Yeah, all I could think of was "Scanlan's magnificent soup kitchen" as a new spell to add in my game. :P

    • @beargrills3508
      @beargrills3508 5 років тому +24

      @@jesterericv2 Scanlan's superb soupery, just to keep the alliterations.

  • @planetboondock2383
    @planetboondock2383 4 роки тому +56

    Scanlan: "Stanley, invisible!"
    (Goristro demon illusion poofs away)
    Vex: "Scanlan, I think you left a little bit of Scry on the ground there."
    Scanlan: "Just get in the city and find me some new pants."

  • @laurenreese6462
    @laurenreese6462 4 роки тому +51

    "You can reply to this message"

  • @ronin7997
    @ronin7997 7 років тому +83

    Only Sam can take shirt-ception into absurdly epic levels.

  • @tabithah7524
    @tabithah7524 7 років тому +258

    I can't believe Matt actually got Vox Machina into chains, and they did it willingly! lol

    • @Altyrell
      @Altyrell 5 років тому +12

      Really? Cause they chose Option 2 (Slavery) with the Dragonborn (Ravenites) when they first went to the ruined Draconia, even BEFORE they knew what Option 2 was.

    • @deamon6681
      @deamon6681 5 років тому +13

      @@Altyrell
      That was just rhetoric by Vex. (A quite funny display). They didn't get into chains there or any other kind of actual slavery.

  • @tealversace
    @tealversace 5 років тому +102

    If you're here to understand the horn reference from C2E41, timestamp is 27:33 to 28:33
    You're welcome.

  • @Alexrider02
    @Alexrider02 7 років тому +48

    "Lord Ukurat and the Werewolves" would be an awesome band name.

  • @ByrdBot
    @ByrdBot 7 років тому +51

    46:20 - Best moment ever. An interrupted montage....

  • @Vohalika
    @Vohalika 7 років тому +265

    3:35:23 Percy is certainly thinking of something
    3:43:48 Percy loses his faith in humanity. Aka: Finding out your quasi-girlfriend is way too kinky for you.

  • @sophialindfield5965
    @sophialindfield5965 3 роки тому +46

    The amount of happiness I got from seeing the costume of Vax tugging his cloak rack behind him . . .

  • @a.morphous66
    @a.morphous66 3 роки тому +41

    Y’all have been in the City of Brass for fifteen minutes and you’re already getting enslaved.

  • @TheWarforged
    @TheWarforged 7 років тому +70

    Was totally expecting Matt to have that NPC say after clapping them in irons "now, it puts the lotion on its skin"

    • @Deathven1482
      @Deathven1482 7 років тому +5

      "Or else it gets the hose again"