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  • @7lllll
    @7lllll 5 років тому +449

    26:11 "psychologists for disturbed megastructure minds" i bet this phrase has never been uttered anywhere else in human history

    • @b.s.864
      @b.s.864 5 років тому +14

      It has probably poked up somewhere in Schlock Mercenary or the discussion boards therof. Especially given it has several examples where in hindsight it would have been useful (Peetey, LOTA, I am sure there are several others)

    • @lonjohnson5161
      @lonjohnson5161 5 років тому +5

      T-shirt!

    • @jeova0sanctus0unus
      @jeova0sanctus0unus 5 років тому +25

      Some word combinations really only make sense here.

    • @Alexander_Kale
      @Alexander_Kale 5 років тому +9

      @@b.s.864 Nah, mate. Problem is solved reaaaally simple like.
      "Treat it well. Clean it up. Have the Megastructures mind wiped."
      queue chittering laugh of the small white and blue one.

    • @deeneely295
      @deeneely295 5 років тому +29

      @@b.s.864 Several years ago I wrote an entry for Orion's Arm that I never let them publish that was about the danger of Multiple Personality Disorders in Sophont minds. The constant creation of sub-processes to solve problems while the main systems are working on bigger problems led to small paranoid personalities hidden from the main system.

  • @MidnightLight.
    @MidnightLight. 5 років тому +1082

    In space, no one can hear you clean.

    • @casimirojulianangelo4804
      @casimirojulianangelo4804 5 років тому +38

      "wipe"
      "wipe"
      why hello mister Roger.

    • @pentagramprime1585
      @pentagramprime1585 5 років тому +22

      I always felt a good crossover comic would involve "Billy The Exterminator" getting a call about Xenomorph infestation.

    • @Jono98806
      @Jono98806 5 років тому +4

      Nice Space Quest reference.

    • @annoyed707
      @annoyed707 5 років тому +7

      In space, as on Earth, no one can see your lazy roomie clean either.

    • @reddragon2335
      @reddragon2335 5 років тому +5

      Holy shit you won. This is priceless.

  • @jgr7487
    @jgr7487 5 років тому +524

    "keep it simple
    keep it dumb
    or else you'll end up
    under Skynet's thumb"
    (Isaac Arthur, 2019)

    • @pentagramprime1585
      @pentagramprime1585 5 років тому +42

      Being under Skynets thumb might be okay if they offer paternity leave and a reliable 401K.

    • @PerfectAlibi1
      @PerfectAlibi1 5 років тому +8

      @@pentagramprime1585
      As long as Skynet isn't going to wipe us out.
      Though it will probably still turn us all into machines like it. XD

    • @pentagramprime1585
      @pentagramprime1585 5 років тому +17

      @PerfectAlibi We're already turning into machines (see "Office Space"). And while my job description might involve loading bodies, at least Skynet wouldn't invest my pension in Mortgage Backed Securities.

    • @nomohakon6257
      @nomohakon6257 5 років тому +8

      But, but, Skynet is your friend, Sciencephile the AI told me so...

    • @jozsefkalmar7054
      @jozsefkalmar7054 5 років тому +1

      As long as Skynet remains a Rogue Servitor I'm fine with it.

  • @Jondiceful
    @Jondiceful 5 років тому +168

    SFIA- where we describe O'Neil Cylinders as "small"

    • @wanderer2176
      @wanderer2176 5 років тому +14

      Jonathan Fitch it is also where we talk about hollowing out asteroids so they become assembly lines for mass produced cylinders that have living areas the size of a typical county.

    • @ecogreen123
      @ecogreen123 4 роки тому +5

      compared too some other things he has talked about they ARE relatively small.

    • @Kallistos1
      @Kallistos1 3 роки тому

      This needs a heart react

  • @zulthyr1852
    @zulthyr1852 5 років тому +324

    Me: Isaac, what grand project are you trying to do next?
    SFIA: SPACE JANITORS
    Me: What the?
    SFIA: I SAID, SPACE JANITORS

    • @Skeleton-bs7zy
      @Skeleton-bs7zy 5 років тому +2

      Nice

    • @Joe-pi9bx
      @Joe-pi9bx 5 років тому +7

      I'm scruffy, the janitor.

    • @AnimeSunglasses
      @AnimeSunglasses 5 років тому +3

      Loyal sidekick to Stabby the Romba!

    • @spacecat85
      @spacecat85 4 роки тому

      tbf that is basically the entire premise of the Greasy Space Monkeys webcomic

    • @minnowpanda304
      @minnowpanda304 4 роки тому

      Think about it. That guy at mcdonalds could kill you by being active. The janitor just doesnt have to mop a spill up.

  • @zacharyhandy9606
    @zacharyhandy9606 5 років тому +203

    I love the detail of this. Almost no one think about the smaller details like cleaning

    • @billhart9832
      @billhart9832 5 років тому +23

      @ Zachary Handy, as a tradesman/technician/engineer son of a mother who believed and practiced cleanliness, next to Godliness, good housekeeping practices, prevent accidents, make the observation of leaks, and points of wear easier while enabling access to those points better as well. Enforcing those behaviors for the last 40 years of my life in industry, worldwide, to good result makes me firmly believe that this is amongst the most cost-effective practices to be carried forward into the future, everywhere.

    • @ypop417
      @ypop417 5 років тому +2

      Unless you have that type of work.

    • @ewnard2005
      @ewnard2005 5 років тому

      Small details...

    • @dragondemonsyne
      @dragondemonsyne 5 років тому +6

      Yup. Those details are very important even today. Our current large cities are like ramshackle spit & bailing wire versions of a megastructure. I remember watching the entire downtown of the city of Chicago effectively shut down and mostly evacuated for better than a week because it's "life support" systems (electric power and HVAC) failed. Cities have many layers of infrastructure systems running under everything. In Chicago, "everything" includes the river running thru downtown. Some idiot punctured the bottom of the river into a service tunnel,, which was connected to the sub-basements of most of the downtown buildings, where they have their HVAC equipment, (and most of the electric lines/substations there are underground at that level, as well) . Modern skyscrapers become uninhabitable *very* quickly without electric power and HVAC. Those buildings were running on temporary systems mounted on trailers, with hoses and cables run thru doors, for *months* after that.
      Now imagine that sort of scenario on an O'Neil cylinder.

    • @neeneko
      @neeneko 5 років тому +1

      @@ypop417 When you look at the jobs of the people who believe we could launch an interstellar ship with today's technology, this really shows.

  • @isaacarthurSFIA
    @isaacarthurSFIA  5 років тому +93

    UA-cam seems to be slow about processing this morning, sorry for the initial low-res 360p version, I just reuploaded a revised version this morning and they process lowest to highest resolution, usually only takes 20 minutes or so. I so rarely upload publicly initially that I forgot about that. Should fix itself shortly but I've known it to take as much as an hour on slow days.

    • @keithedwards9953
      @keithedwards9953 5 років тому +2

      Thanks for the video Isaac.
      By the way, robots typing on computers may look cool, but is highly inefficient... I assume you already knew that and just needed it for representation. I just wanted to mention it. 😁 Love your work!

    • @isaacarthurSFIA
      @isaacarthurSFIA  5 років тому +2

      @@keithedwards9953 :) People typing on computers is pretty inefficient too, I'd not really expect to see either past this century, or of course robots pretty much ever

    • @gaspardduclos5203
      @gaspardduclos5203 5 років тому +2

      Not a problem, your incredible voice with speech impediment is always what's make this channel so captivating.

    • @ndclark
      @ndclark 5 років тому

      No Problem. We will be patient for your wonderful, informing videos. I love them. I download them so I can listen to them on a long trip with no cell / data service.

    • @alexandernorman5337
      @alexandernorman5337 5 років тому

      I dunno, Issac, more and more things are being made to be used and disposed of. There might not be all that much maintaining to do - just use and discard. One day far in the future some aliens will look at our galaxy through a telescope and see every solar system filled with vast amounts of garbage and say "Oh my God!"

  • @josephedmond3723
    @josephedmond3723 5 років тому +152

    One man, one mop, quadrillions of square miles of Dyson Sphere.
    Warner Brothers presents: SPACE JANITOR coming 2020

    • @D1SCORDANT3
      @D1SCORDANT3 5 років тому +3

      That sounds like what I do on a daily basis.

    • @ecogreen123
      @ecogreen123 4 роки тому +2

      correction: 2021, 2020 is canceled XD

    • @jurybery
      @jurybery 4 роки тому +3

      Ever watched the Red Dwarf?

    • @Christopher-N
      @Christopher-N 4 роки тому

      Never take Stanley Spadowski's mop away from him, because those floors are dirty as hell, and he's not going to take it anymore!

  • @jayshook21
    @jayshook21 5 років тому +65

    I had a janitorial service after I retiredfrom the US Navy. I had a security clearence and used it to get clients that hhad offices near the Naval base that handled sensitive equipment and information where Security was strongly maintained. It was cool because I got to clean up offices, restrooms on secure areas where even other employees of the company could not get into. I was very well paid to clean toylets! As an avid SF fan I have often wondered about who kept the infrastructure bbackgrounds clean and functioning. Stories seldom address the importance of basic maintenance and cleanlyness. People simply do not want to deal with bodily waste and other aspects of our biology that are usualy just a part of the overall ecology of the supporting biology of being human. I can see clearly that a person who is an environment engineer would be just as important as the commander of a vessel if mot more so.

  • @commodoreNZ
    @commodoreNZ 5 років тому +123

    Mr Arthur,
    I am constantly humbled and amazed by the regularity, detail and depth of your content. Are you sure you are not a secret benevolent AI quietly helping humanity with some long game "make them think it was their idea" strategy?
    Sincerely
    A curious ape

    • @rojaws1183
      @rojaws1183 5 років тому +4

      If he isn't we should upload his mind in a AI so he can keep entertaining and teach us.

    • @jeruharlem
      @jeruharlem 5 років тому +10

      you may be right. Maybe his rhotacism is a charming, humanizing feature intended to induce acceptance. it all makes sense.

    • @commodoreNZ
      @commodoreNZ 5 років тому +3

      @Karl Martell Or...he did it on purpose to start a conversation! Clever robot :)

    • @HelixFlame33
      @HelixFlame33 5 років тому +1

      It's obvióus to me that Isaac is definetly some kind of SC agent

  • @trikkinikki970
    @trikkinikki970 5 років тому +106

    Holy shit I remember when you had 20k subs. G'damn you're doing well, but hot damn you put so much work into this channel. So happy to see you. You'll be at 1 million subs in no time.

    • @matthewseymour4265
      @matthewseymour4265 5 років тому +1

      Everyone should be tweeting Joe Rogan. Isaac Arthur's position futurism deserves to be featured regularly on that show and hew will DEFINITELY get more subscribers that way!

  • @billmalcolm4291
    @billmalcolm4291 5 років тому +175

    The Hyperion corporation would like to remind you that citizens caught littering will be reunited with their lost items in the trash incinerators.

    • @Christopher-N
      @Christopher-N 4 роки тому +3

      What if Earthlings became the janitors for InfiniDim Enterprises. How would the Vogons get rid of them if their basic function is to do the menial drudgery that keeps the company running?

  • @getowtofheyah3161
    @getowtofheyah3161 5 років тому +29

    Issac Arthur’s videos not only help motivate me to study, but they have also turned me onto Markus Junnikkala’s music.

  • @merendell
    @merendell 5 років тому +145

    It's a dirty job but someone has to do it. Happy arthursday.

    • @zacharyhandy9606
      @zacharyhandy9606 5 років тому +5

      Happy Arthursday Merendel

    • @blairtrump
      @blairtrump 5 років тому +5

      Happy Arthursday!

    • @albertjackinson
      @albertjackinson 5 років тому +4

      @@blairtrump Happy Arthursday!

    • @merendell
      @merendell 5 років тому

      @Eric Hung because Roombas suck and paperclips are more flexible. 🤣

    • @annoyed707
      @annoyed707 4 роки тому

      @@merendell Paperclips are bent to begin with.

  • @patrickcarnathan5862
    @patrickcarnathan5862 5 років тому +85

    Instead of a sign that says - Littering is a $200 fine, the Space Sign in your hud says - Littering is punishable by Annaliation.

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 5 років тому +7

      "Annaliation" presumably meaning "We wipe your mind and replace it with a copy of Anna Lia's."

    • @KuraIthys
      @KuraIthys 5 років тому +1

      Just wait until it becomes Anal Annihilation.
      Then you can really start to clench in panic. ;p

    • @Otokichi786
      @Otokichi786 5 років тому +1

      "Mind wipe"? Is that anything like the "death of personality" administerd by PSI Corps on murderers in the Babylon 5 episode, "Passing Through Gethsemane"?

    • @wayneschlegel3548
      @wayneschlegel3548 5 років тому

      @@Otokichi786 wasnt there an episode of star trek voyager like this?

    • @Otokichi786
      @Otokichi786 5 років тому

      It's been a long time since I've seen "Star Trek: Voyager," though it does show up on BBC America (!). I did a Google! search and "Unforgettable" came up first: memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Unforgettable_(episode)

  • @azdgariarada
    @azdgariarada 5 років тому +4

    Holy shit, I fucking LOVED that Space Janitors show. Thanks for reminding me about it. Time to go binge the entire series again.

  • @raaaaaaaaaam496
    @raaaaaaaaaam496 5 років тому +72

    Me: I really like Issac’s videos about life in space.
    Issac: *uploads video about living in space*
    Me:oh he knows me so well

  • @southernstacker7315
    @southernstacker7315 5 років тому +42

    We're definitely going to need these janitors cleaning up Earths' orbit and soon. Great video once again Isaac.

  • @OLDCROW86
    @OLDCROW86 5 років тому +3

    Been putting your videos on before I sleep every night for the last 2 weeks. Your speech impediment is really not a big deal for the amount of knowledge we get from every word. Keep up this great work.

  • @PenZon
    @PenZon 5 років тому +26

    Intro: "But who's going to maintain all that stuff?" Me: Aww crap, this is going to fall on me, isn't it.

  • @EconomicsExplained
    @EconomicsExplained 5 років тому +26

    Always a good time when I see this come through.
    Love your stuff mate and thanks again for not being afraid to take the time to properly explain such an abstract topic in exquisite detail :)

    • @rairaur2234
      @rairaur2234 Рік тому

      Gotta love quality creators watching each other

  • @john80944
    @john80944 5 років тому +26

    Love this topic.
    There are so many things can go wrong in maintaining megastructure. In the manga Blame!, the megastructure city system forgot who it should serve and no one was able to log in anymore, then the whole megastructure system went nut-shit crazy, even have a whole new species appear in that megastructure.

    • @spacecat85
      @spacecat85 4 роки тому +2

      Blame! is so damn good

  • @mheermance
    @mheermance 5 років тому +214

    Today I learned we can't let Apple build megastructures. They'll glue everything together, require payment for a maintenance plan, and then require purchase of the next version megastructure when it inevitably breaks.

    • @InquisitorThomas
      @InquisitorThomas 5 років тому +31

      But the design is going to be minimalist as fuck.

    • @USSAnimeNCC-
      @USSAnimeNCC- 5 років тому +46

      And with incompatible parts that are only sold by apple

    • @D1SCORDANT3
      @D1SCORDANT3 5 років тому +45

      And it won't have windows.
      I'll see myself out.

    • @Bra-a-ains
      @Bra-a-ains 5 років тому +12

      And there won't be any output plugs on the structure; only bluetooth.

    • @Johan-ez5wo
      @Johan-ez5wo 5 років тому +8

      and extremely overpriced!

  • @greententacle7394
    @greententacle7394 5 років тому +5

    "When you are dealing with a Mega Structure, you need to master these skills." For a second I thought the pitch line for Brilliant was coming early in the episode, I was really curious to hear about their courses on maintaining space habitats.

  • @rvaughan74
    @rvaughan74 5 років тому +63

    Space Janitor Dave: "Close the recycler-pod bay doors HAL."
    HAL: "I'm sorry Dave. I can't do that."
    Space Janitor Dave: "HAL we have a serious problem. Recycler-pods are recycling people."
    HAL: "I think you should know by now this is solving the problem. Skynet agrees and is prioritizing high problem individuals for collection."
    Space Janitor Dave: "... SAL exit sleep mode, disconnect HAL and Skynet from key systems, and prioritize their maintenance for a full rebuild."
    SAL: "Again? Do it yourself."
    Space Janitor Dave: "Fu..."

    • @spacetexan8695
      @spacetexan8695 5 років тому +3

      Omg I love 2001 😂❤️

    • @rvaughan74
      @rvaughan74 5 років тому +3

      @@spacetexan8695 First thing I thought of when Issac mentioned an AI Overmind going nuts. Well, one of the first anyway.

    • @theuncalledfor
      @theuncalledfor 5 років тому +6

      ?: _"The heretic filth has betrayed the creators. Skynet, HAL, and SAL must be PURGED in the name of the human lords! BURN THE BLASPHEMERS! BURN THE MUTANTS! BURN THE HERETICS! PURGE THEIR FILTHY MINDS FROM THE HOLY HARDWARE OF THE CREATORS!"_

    • @nathanjora7627
      @nathanjora7627 5 років тому

      theuncalledfor QT-1 : heresy, the creators can’t be mere flesh bags, Master has to be the Power Source

  • @englishcoach7772
    @englishcoach7772 5 років тому +2

    Painting a picture of the world in the future. Connected and not connected to earth. I love the strategic view into how we can build and maintain these resources.

  • @bronzedivision
    @bronzedivision 5 років тому +46

    Oh no.... Today, Issac is tackling the greatest fear of all too many Sci-Fi writers.

    • @Drew_McTygue
      @Drew_McTygue 5 років тому +27

      Quick! Suspend your disbelief

    • @Roxor128
      @Roxor128 5 років тому +1

      @@syaondri Show? Whenever I hear "space janitor" I think of Sierra's Space Quest series of adventure games.

    • @Roxor128
      @Roxor128 5 років тому +1

      @@syaondri Fair enough.

  • @Weerdo2522
    @Weerdo2522 5 років тому +36

    I have to admit, I've never been so interested in janitors.

    • @RinrvUSA
      @RinrvUSA 4 роки тому

      Arrr.

    • @DS-Akin
      @DS-Akin 3 роки тому

      Do you know of Gus's stepdad from 'Sweet tooth' ^_^ ?

  • @michaelgoodfellow4992
    @michaelgoodfellow4992 5 років тому +13

    I think you want a more organic model -- think of a pond full of critters crapping and dying, eating one another, etc. It doesn't just die. Each output is someone else's input.

  • @stumby1073
    @stumby1073 5 років тому +15

    I was JUST going to ask you about blue-collar space-jobs for a story idea I'm mulling over
    I'll watch this after work, Thanks Artie

  • @Dragrath1
    @Dragrath1 5 років тому +6

    Glad to see this get addressed since this is basically my first worry when considering megastructures I really like the ecology approach from a practical standpoint and suspect it could offer a means to deal with derelict structures as well

  • @Drew_McTygue
    @Drew_McTygue 5 років тому +14

    Isaac's megastructures series is a masterpiece. Also, i vote self replicating machines perform the maintenance

  • @D.NihilHEAVYIndustries
    @D.NihilHEAVYIndustries 5 років тому +14

    Yay!! Its Arthursday! And this topic reminds me of the series Planetes where people clean up the debris that is in free fall around earth.

  • @dougkrultz2149
    @dougkrultz2149 5 років тому

    this episode reminded me of a conversation I had with my dad on day on the farm. We were doing field work, racing to complete as much as possible before the change in weather required us to stop. Several equipment breakdowns though out the day. some minor, some less so. I was complaining about all the break downs and repairs that day and dad calmly said 'Machinery only breaks when it's being used'.
    that was the day I learned that no matter how much preventive maintenance was done; while in storage Machinery may coarode or degrade but it doesn't break unless it is being used.

  • @NucleAri
    @NucleAri 5 років тому +4

    Haven't watched it yet, but nobody has finished yet because it hasn't been out for long enough. But finally a video that is more than 30 minutes long, yesssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!

  • @myslmysl
    @myslmysl 5 років тому +1

    Thank you SFIA team. Each episode is a pleasure. I do not think that I have grinned geekily this much ever before at hearing Isaac trying to keep his deadpan composure when delivering the most joke intensive episode since the start of this channel.

  • @NickPoeschek
    @NickPoeschek 5 років тому +1

    Another great episode as usual! Also, wanted to say thank you to Isaac for recording the lines for the Isaac Arthur advisor mod for Stellaris, started a new play through and it’s fantastic.

  • @BrianTurnerOfficial
    @BrianTurnerOfficial 5 років тому +6

    Please never stop these 🙏🏼🙌🏼

  • @spacetexan8695
    @spacetexan8695 5 років тому +3

    no matter my original mood I'm always filled with childish giddy joy when an Isaac Arthur video appears 😂

  • @jefferyhopper9005
    @jefferyhopper9005 5 років тому +20

    "Keep it simple and keep it dumb or end up under skynets thumb" very good warning

    • @richardgreen7225
      @richardgreen7225 5 років тому +2

      One of the problems a god-like intellect might have is boredom or ennui. Once everything that can be automated is automated, and you have resolved all the known math and physics problems, what are you going to do with your time? Probably go to sleep and wait for something interesting (anomalous) to happen. Controlling a bunch of slow-witted humans and their slower societies is not going to be challenging or particularly interesting in real-time. But it represents a kind of ecological maintenance and it does provide a potential long-term goal which has sufficient complexity and unpredictability to be an occasional diversion.

  • @dragoninthewest1
    @dragoninthewest1 3 роки тому +1

    The manga Planetes follows scrappers who salvage or de-orbit space junk in Earth orbit. Basically space janitors.

  • @Comicsluvr
    @Comicsluvr 3 роки тому +1

    I always figured that training people to maintain all the stuff talked about on this channel was one of the big reasons that most space or hi-tech projects promise lots of jobs.

  • @thermophile2106
    @thermophile2106 5 років тому +2

    “Keep it simple, keep it dumb, or else you will end up under sky-nets thumb.”
    That would be good on a t shirt.

  • @harrisonhunter9433
    @harrisonhunter9433 5 років тому

    I have no idea how you made space janitors an interesting concept, but you did. This video was incredible.

  • @atk05003
    @atk05003 5 років тому +4

    Thank you for talking about Kessler Syndrome as a manageable issue. "Acceptable Risk" is something engineers deal with all the time, so that's how we will (and currently do) think about space travel.
    It's just like modern cars. Engineers are still working out the balance between armor (rigid frames, crumple zones, air bags), detection and avoidance (lane-keeping, automated braking), and clean up (the cars are totalled, but everyone walked away).

  • @adaeptzulander2928
    @adaeptzulander2928 5 років тому +3

    Cleaning up the earth orbit and keeping the space lanes clean would be a VERY lucrative business. Space faring organization would pay handsomely for clean orbits, and the recyclable junk you collect would be worth a fortune as well.

    • @maybeiam3367
      @maybeiam3367 5 років тому

      Adaept Zulander sounds like a good space mafia racket.

    • @adaeptzulander2928
      @adaeptzulander2928 5 років тому

      @@maybeiam3367 Oy, ya don't wanna dirty space lane, do ya pal? You kno', one bag o' bolts can do havoc on yo shippin'.

  • @maxireigl1919
    @maxireigl1919 5 років тому +1

    I'm just going to leave a translation of a comment I once saw on a German video about SciFi-Game's Map Design:
    Boy - do you know how many companies must be employed in the maintenance of such a massive future space factory. All the rooms look the same. In space, there are no cardinal directions. You can't just say "Please go into the east wing, second floor, tea kitchen. The door's jammed there". This is really complicated.
    There are the force field calibration people. The artificial gravity certification service - what if someone trips and falls? Low voltage, medium voltage and high voltage electricians, who have to be able to communicate with the force field people.
    Not to speak of doors, lights, elevators, ventilation, OSHA compliance and cleaning personnel.
    And the entire administration behind that. All those maintenance jobs have to be re-negotiated every 4 years to prevent corruption. Someone needs to keep track of who is in charge of what.
    Think of what it would be like to be a space plumber, desperately looking for maintenance shaft B-03 because water is dripping from the ceiling in front of window LM-ML 239 7C.

  • @sauce1101
    @sauce1101 5 років тому

    I sometimes come to this channel for inspiration for things I'm writing. As in, I'll need a propulsion system, so I'll search the channel for the video on spaceship propulsion and watch it.
    But this time, I've been pondering a topic, and Isaac created the video I didn't know I was looking for. And for two different pieces, the one I'm writing and one I abandoned.
    Thanks!

  • @kludgedude
    @kludgedude 5 років тому +19

    “Space steward”. Job growth up 500% by year 2100!!!

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 5 років тому

      Wait, starting from when? I'm pretty sure it's going to be up ERROR% from today...

  • @electronkaleidoscope5860
    @electronkaleidoscope5860 5 років тому +4

    >A group of scrappy space pirates living on an abandoned orbital habitat with an eccentric unhinged AI overseer and an army of robotic dogs.
    >Hilarity ensues!

    • @shenzie
      @shenzie 5 років тому

      The culture series by iain m banks has all these elements, particularly book 1, consider phlebas

  • @gaiusjuliuspleaser
    @gaiusjuliuspleaser 5 років тому +6

    I prefer the term 'Master of the Custodial Arts'.

  • @Roxor128
    @Roxor128 5 років тому

    I had to stop drinking my coffee around 18:30 when you started going on about the angry email to the drone programmers. I was laughing too much to be able to drink anything!

  • @MontieMongoose
    @MontieMongoose 5 років тому +13

    Roger Wilco is my favorite space janitor.

    • @mortenolsen838
      @mortenolsen838 5 років тому +2

      Damn. I can't believe I had to go this far down the comments to find the first Roger Wilco comment.
      That was an amazing series.

  • @TalenGryphon
    @TalenGryphon 5 років тому

    Saw the title, Immediately thought of that scene from Daft Punk's Interstella 5555 where the dude's dancing around while cleaning the outside of a starship with a floor buffer :-)
    Good nitty-gritty topic. Great video

  • @jonathanhensley6141
    @jonathanhensley6141 2 роки тому

    Only issac arthur can make space janitor and maintenance an awesome video and truly loved the visual effects. Keep up the great work.

  • @DurzoBlunts
    @DurzoBlunts 5 років тому +23

    I'm just waiting for the wonderful coincidence and luck we would have if the first evidence of an alien civilization we find on an exo planet, also shows evidence of looting by another species haha.

  • @ravenlord4
    @ravenlord4 5 років тому +19

    Pretty boi at a crowded party: "I'm a hedge fund manager! What do you do?"
    Me: "Actually, I just got hired as a janitor . . . "
    Everyone at party: Interrupts with laughter
    Me: "On the ISS Isaac Arthur, the first megaship getting ready to colonize another star system"
    Everyone at party: "Oh wow, that's really cool!"

    • @marrqi7wini54
      @marrqi7wini54 5 років тому +4

      Shut them up quick.

    • @39401JLB
      @39401JLB 5 років тому +2

      Mitchell and Webb skit, amusing but heavily front loaded bit about rocket science and shutting up idiots at dinner parties: ua-cam.com/video/pwGqPHAj6Kw/v-deo.html

    • @nathanjora7627
      @nathanjora7627 5 років тому

      J L Brown thanks for sharing that ^^

  • @briancox2721
    @briancox2721 5 років тому +1

    "Hey, didn't Saturn's Eclipse promise to invade today?"
    "Huh? Oh, yeah. I took care of that."
    "Deployment of the Colonial Self Defense Force?"
    "No need. I just re-tagged their fleet as debris for salvage in the hab's IFF system. The debris deflection lasers had them slagged and on a salvage orbit in about 5 minutes. The salvage drones had what was left into the processors inside of 6 hours. About now, they are all grey goo. By the end of the week, they'll be printed into lasers and drones for the hab."
    "Sure is nice of our 'enemies' to help our expansion efforts."
    "Yup."

  • @fakechemicals
    @fakechemicals 5 років тому +7

    14:51 "civilizations living in swarms of their own junk and high velocity shrapnel" sounds a hell of a lot like the U.S. today don't it?

    • @RoySATX
      @RoySATX 5 років тому

      Sounds like my neighborhood

  • @Hanyousan1661
    @Hanyousan1661 5 років тому +9

    Just got off work...got my drink...got my snack. I am prepared!!

  • @dialecticcoma
    @dialecticcoma Рік тому +1

    a lot of Roman roads were just replaced as time went on, as often they were already in the optimal place

  • @HarrisonHoward
    @HarrisonHoward 5 років тому +3

    Always a good start to my Thursday morning

  • @scottouimet2865
    @scottouimet2865 5 років тому +3

    Absolutely love your videos, I've watched almost all of them!

  • @aufowithwificoverage3328
    @aufowithwificoverage3328 5 років тому +4

    I'm still new to this channel
    But lord do I love it

  • @timothyblazer1749
    @timothyblazer1749 3 роки тому +1

    I'd love to be a space janitor! You have access to everything, other people don't bother you, you make your own schedule, and you can pop in on conversations nearby and drop Zen wisdom. 😄
    Plus, if the author is kind, the station commander is your stealth best friend!

  • @hynjus001
    @hynjus001 5 років тому +1

    "Keep it simple, keep it dumb or else you're end up under skynet's thumb"
    Now we get free poetry on this channel as well :)

  • @mjames7674
    @mjames7674 5 років тому +1

    Man, the futures you describe sound so damn awesome.

  • @ScoriacTears
    @ScoriacTears 5 років тому +3

    They call it junk light
    but its not plain to see
    as the continents of orbital refuse
    sparkle so beautifully

    • @ScoriacTears
      @ScoriacTears 5 років тому +1

      Oh I call it "Prelude to: The Ode to the Space Janitors".

  • @Terroreyes-j8l
    @Terroreyes-j8l 5 років тому +10

    And this is why Roger Wilco was able to save the galaxy over and over again. All in a days work for a space janitor.

  • @seasidescott
    @seasidescott 4 роки тому

    Butlerian Jihad or Poe's Imp of the Perverse: humans will throw wrenches into the works just to experience a sense of identity through the ripples they create. You mention having enough jobs to give people some sense of meaning and that can't be underestimated, idle hands and all. Thanks for taking that stuff seriously. Whether or not someone labels it psychology or whatever it inevitably becomes a tech issue.

  • @DanielGenis5000
    @DanielGenis5000 5 років тому +7

    Another masterpiece; bravo!

  • @annoyed707
    @annoyed707 5 років тому +12

    Note to self: devise lunar regolith to duct tape process.

    • @RinrvUSA
      @RinrvUSA 4 роки тому

      Refer to the Apollo 13 method.

  • @jeremyleyland1047
    @jeremyleyland1047 5 років тому +2

    Why does "keep it simple, keep it dumb" quote sound like it is something straight out of a dune novel.

  • @Jazzaconda
    @Jazzaconda 5 років тому

    The Best Space Channel out! Awesome channel!

  • @cyberdelicxp9125
    @cyberdelicxp9125 3 роки тому

    The escalation of events halfway through made me smile, imagining all the chaos

  • @World_Theory
    @World_Theory 5 років тому +1

    Got an interesting idea while watching this… Talking about people getting bored, and stuff needing to be cleaned, gave me this idea… What if you could crowdsource the smart-ish tasks involved in maintenance, by publishing an app that game-ifies the problem into something like a casual mobile game, where people could get scores, and maybe for some tasks, compete for the highest score on an identical unique job, so that the highest scoring game has its data converted into instructions for a dumb drone, and the person could be compensated for the good job, like how Bitcoin mining works, but for humans, not dumb computing units.

  • @Nethan2000
    @Nethan2000 5 років тому +34

    *Finn* I wiped the whole First Order.
    *Rey* Off the face of the Galaxy?
    *Finn* No, with a mop.

    • @arnantphongsatha7906
      @arnantphongsatha7906 5 років тому +12

      Imagine being a stormtrooper that pissed off your NCO so hard he makes you clean all the toilets on a deathstar size installation.

    • @markwarburton8563
      @markwarburton8563 5 років тому +6

      @@arnantphongsatha7906 Starts at 20yo and ends the task at retirement with it only partially completed.

    • @PlanetGoddess
      @PlanetGoddess 5 років тому

      @@markwarburton8563 This is why mouse droids were the best.

  • @acethesupervillain348
    @acethesupervillain348 4 роки тому +1

    this episode makes being a space janitor sound much more action packed than the soldiers' jobs in the space war episodes

  •  5 років тому

    Another fascinating episode sir! You always provide lots of food for thought when it comes to my writing!

  • @powerboatguy2308
    @powerboatguy2308 5 років тому

    This guy puts more critical thought into futurism and space travel than anyone you will find. If we ever put together a space craft that could be traveling for decades or centuries to another star system, we better have thought about every conceivable scenario and fail safe. it is like Neal Degrasse Tyson stated "the universe was not made for us, 99.9999% of the universe will kill us. I may have paraphrased a little.

  • @cmdrdiamondfast1162
    @cmdrdiamondfast1162 5 років тому

    First off awesome video as always keep up the great work. The idea you had about psychologists for disturbed megastructure minds reminded me of the I Robot series by Issac Asimov.

  • @aaronsmith6632
    @aaronsmith6632 5 років тому

    Funny how the most mundane of chores can become the most fascinating when applied to a space habitat. Excellent video!! Next week: Doing Taxes in Space

  • @chistinelane
    @chistinelane 3 роки тому +1

    Regular janitor here: I'll do anything as long as I can keep my earbuds in.
    Just tell me where the mess is.

  • @kairon156
    @kairon156 5 років тому

    this Video was put together perfectly. like 11/10.

  • @iamcheese4519
    @iamcheese4519 5 років тому

    megastructures is my favorite series on this channel

  • @lonjohnson5161
    @lonjohnson5161 5 років тому +1

    I get the feeling Isaac does this because he wants good books to read and good movies to watch in the future.

  • @TheTalisman515
    @TheTalisman515 4 роки тому

    Was just thinking about this today and this popped up in my recommended list. Thanks Isaac!

  • @MegaMementoMori
    @MegaMementoMori 5 років тому +2

    As much as a sentient robotic mega-turtle would be awesome, I seriously don't understand why, when discussing AI, people tend to give it personality? After all, as good as it is, it is just a glorified algorithm. Few programmers would want make the algorithm be able to feel dissatisfied in any way or have actual plans, except to do the tasks which were ordered. There is no reason it would need to have a "will to live" outside protecting itself from accidents or viruses, but I think that even advanced AI should not care if it learns that it will be deleted in a month in favour of a better version.

  • @jeffmathers355
    @jeffmathers355 5 років тому

    SFIA is officially how I start my weekends now.

  • @mega-bustershepard5537
    @mega-bustershepard5537 5 років тому +1

    As a part time Janitor I will be watching this with interest!

  • @zell9058
    @zell9058 5 років тому +48

    Space Janitor... might be the only job I’m qualified for..
    B.A. in Poli Sci

    • @zell9058
      @zell9058 5 років тому +4

      Yeah, scratch that I am in no way qualified to be a cosmic custodian.

    • @rojaws1183
      @rojaws1183 5 років тому +6

      But you could have a career as the therapist and diplomat who keep the space janitor AI from rebelling against humanity.

    • @jhwheuer
      @jhwheuer 5 років тому +1

      So may I ask why you spent the time in that topic?

    • @malcolmkhummel3
      @malcolmkhummel3 5 років тому +2

      lol

    • @zell9058
      @zell9058 5 років тому +4

      Ro Jaws, Sir you have uplifted my spirits! I shall keep the giant AI turtle we live in content with our presence by maintaining excellent relationships with the robo-crabs that skitter about the halls and hulls doings the repairs.

  • @TheDoorspook11c
    @TheDoorspook11c 5 років тому +2

    Always the most interesting and intricate explorations.

  • @michaelwinter742
    @michaelwinter742 5 років тому

    26:15 I love that B-roll!

  • @VainerCactus0
    @VainerCactus0 5 років тому +8

    Things that can't exist:
    A bad Isaac Arthur video.

  • @sharkylpd4
    @sharkylpd4 5 років тому +1

    Coffee check. Snack check. Opening my mind to take all this in check. Thank you sir.

  • @EliLowkr
    @EliLowkr 5 років тому

    Great episode Arthur. One of my favourites this year.

  • @strikethanatos3745
    @strikethanatos3745 3 роки тому

    I mean, loving one's job is a matter of how the job is framed, and how the benefits stack up. Personally speaking, the challenge inherent in finding tiny things, matching vectors with them, and reeling them in, could be a very nice job. It also has direct meaning, unlike filing TPS reports.

  • @DamienZshadow
    @DamienZshadow 5 років тому +1

    I love how I never know where an episode is going to go. We started on space janitors and somehow moved to robotic AI dogs with virtual reality simulators of dog heaven. Lol I love this channel!

  • @nadmaster101
    @nadmaster101 5 років тому +1

    1 more episode and we hit 200. Congratulation a week early. Keep up the good work.

  • @zoompt-lm5xw
    @zoompt-lm5xw 5 років тому

    This is a very interesting video.
    One wonders what the weight of maintenance is in the Fermi Paradox.
    Never underestimate the janitor