Phil: "Aw-haw! It's ruined!" Dan: **gasps, and rips the phone out of his hand** Dan: "That is AMAZING. Did you just say 'ruined'?!" Still Dan: **looks at Phil in betrayal, shocked he could ever say such a thing**
Today I met a girl in this chocolate shop in France because I am on a school trip who had a dan and phil backpack and after a while I decided to go up and say hi to her and we ended up talking for ages about Dan and phil and about them moving and stuff. How amazing is that omg. The phandom is everywhere
Little things I love in this video -Phil's tiny mustache -Dan wearing pastel pink -Phil wearing the butterfly T-Shirt -The new gaming room -The weird facial expressions D+P make in the backround when the other is talking -"Do you even lesbian on Wattpad?" -Dan 2k17 -Phil singing "You're dead insideeeee" -Dan's still curly hair -THEIR LAUGHS
d: okay so it 6 months into the future guys p: EYY it's 7 months into the future at least i'm sorry but that was the most adorable thing i've ever watched other than phil lester
I feel blessed for so many reasons. They moved, they live in a new place. Dan pastel clothes, Phil's cute butterfly t-shirt. They are alive, they are happy. I love them. There's nothing else to say
I live in no place special. The closest youtuber to me is simply nailogical and I don't even watch her that much anymore. But if I lived near Dan and Phil and ran into them somewhere I'd probably be too shy to talk to them and then be mad at myself so maybe it's a good thing.
At first I thought that was a haiku, but then I realised it wasn't. So I fixed it just because I'm weird. I'm so dead inside A color I love is black No eating cereal
"Do you even lesbian on Wattpad"
That is going to be my senior quote
YES
val ohmygod same
👽
what is his wattpad!
SAME THO
Meanwhile, in another reality, Danielle and Phillipa are trying out the FaceApp to come across Dan and Phil.
PsychoticPrism {Shitposter} loooool
and I oop-
PsychoticPrism {Shitposter} OH GOD PHILLIPA
I’M HAVING FLASHBACKS
why phil
Why did he make that!?
they'd be surprised how hot they look as guys though-
Danielle to Phillipa : "DO YOU EVEN YAOI ON WATTPAD?!"
“Do you even lesbian on Wattpad?”
do you even know your fanbase?
i see frank
FAMILY 👏 FRIENDLY 👏 ALTERNATIVE 👏 CONTENT!
Blinds
@@silver-fr4wz oh frankie??
Harley UwU REEEEEEE A YEEMO
"Do you even lesbian on wattpad?"
*frantically searches for Dan's account on wattpad*
Raiva Nahata have ya found it xD
Tammy Muñoz legend says shes still looking
He does have an account! I need to find it brb
me too
it’s probably something really obvious lmao
Phil: Let's do dan!
Ad: So your birth control plan wasn't that perfect
Jacqueline Murphy ooohhh my goosshhh me also
Same omg😂
Jacqueline Murphy mine was the lady with the amazon box
Jacqueline Murphy 😂
Jacqueline Murphy lmao
Dan: we don't know who's next to this room...lets hope it isn't a bed room
Dan: screams as loud as possible throughout the video
Tori Loves Pandas lol😂😂😂
Tori Loves Pandas a baby crys and the dad who is really strong goes to Dan and Phil's houses.
Tori Loves Pandas chat noir omg ☺
Tori Loves Pandas ikr
i got this to 1.2k and for some reason im really proud
I NEED A SMOKY EYE TUTORIAL FROM DANIELXDREAM
grace! Daniel X Dream would never do that. He would embrace his natural beauty while riding unicorns and eating rainbows.
grace! PLEASE
AKA Lexii But Daniel x Dream understands how makeup makes people happy. And Daniel x Dream loves happiness
ok but same
grace! yes
Yes Daniel, i do lesbian on Wattpad.
I lesbian everywhere
I relate with this comment on so many levels
mood lmao
A whole mood and a half right there
Me to
I PAN EVERYWHERE
"Do you even lesbian on Wattpad?"
UMM. OF COURSE I DO, DANIEL??? THE REAL QUESTION IS DO YOU?????
CreepyANDSneekyA when does he say that
XD
CreepyANDSneekyA tru
CreepyANDSneekyA that day I deleted Wattpad
Please add in a comma, please 😣🙏
Phil: "Aw-haw! It's ruined!"
Dan: **gasps, and rips the phone out of his hand**
Dan: "That is AMAZING. Did you just say 'ruined'?!"
Still Dan: **looks at Phil in betrayal, shocked he could ever say such a thing**
Sapphire Skies BUT HE DID LOOK SO GOOD
your profile pic is amazing
Sapphire Skies noice
ARMY
I thought he looked good.. 🙂
"Do you even lesbian on wattpad?" -Dan 2k17
me tho :DD
same fam
I proudly lesbian on wattpad
*cough* follow me at @GuacoInMyTaco *cough*
Ava Schweitzer yes I do
Ava Schweitzer XD
Ava Schweitzer camren
Dan is prettier than me both male and female...wow
Ain't that a big mood
Same
Yup
mood
Phil too
Today I met a girl in this chocolate shop in France because I am on a school trip who had a dan and phil backpack and after a while I decided to go up and say hi to her and we ended up talking for ages about Dan and phil and about them moving and stuff. How amazing is that omg. The phandom is everywhere
thats so adorable
Charlotte Goodridge aw that's so cute
i hope she finds this
omg I live in France and I've never found someone who knew Dan and Phil so I can't talk about them with anyone 😣
Charlotte Goodridge you're lucky, no one in Upper Marlboro truly understands me🙅🏻cuz I'm so emo, I'm so dark, sorry listened to way too much Onision
dan looks so good in pink and i'm jealous
plantgIitter im jealous that he looks great in literally anything honestly
exAcTlY hOw?? But let's be honest, he looks good in anything he wears...
Peyton Bakken even the weed hoodie-
I think it's the new merch :D
plantgIitter They always look good in everything
Dan and Phil's fem versions are prettier than me wtf this is not allowed to happen, I'm calling the police
Saaaaame
😢
Same girl same 😂 I feel ya
big mood
I agree
This whole video was Dan and Phil saying:"KILL IT, BURN IT, IT'S HORRIFYING!!!"
I love that Dan embraced the fact that he looks amazing in pink
Anaaewp omg yas!
Anaaewp pink is the only true rock n roll colour
Alternate Timeline Phil must have become a builder with his CORDLESS HAMMER DRILL.
Fantastic Cas Oh my God.
How could I forget about the legendary cordless hammer drill?!!!?
Fantastic Cas so manly
Fantastic Cas FLASHBACK
Ro Matsuno
* softly * Oh yeah.
**super manly** *_OH YEAAAHH!_*
OMFG IM HOLDING BACK A SCREAM BC ITS 1 AM BUT, BLESS YOU SOFT AND NEAT HUMAN BEING
i want a video of Dan doing a smokey eye
"Now grab the eyeshadow. It need's to be as dark as your soul."
Yes. I want this.
now you're just making me wait for a video that's never gonna happen 😔
We'll MAKE it happen. Someone find their new apartment and we can "convince" Dan to make the video. We just need rope, a gun, and a scared Phil. (Jk)
Sheila Ryan I need this more than I need their aesthetic merch
Conspiracy theory: Dan and Phil had to end Dan vs. Phil bc their old landlord wanted their table leaf back
Phil: Let's see smile two
Dan: *screams in complete fear and is dramatized*
Me: *chokes on air from laughing*
SAMEEE
Blank Blankookie
ARMY BOIIIIII
Blank Blankookie They are soo gonna get Evicted soon lol
SAME
drAmAtiZed
Dan:ok so this is six months into the future guys
Phil: Hey! It's at least seven!
Me: Crafts about how cute that was
Indyanna Carman SAME I found it so adorable
Indyanna Carman it's almost seven months, soon we shall see Trump Phil
Indyanna Carman aw
Ha.
Indyanna Carman I get it
Little things I love in this video
-Phil's tiny mustache
-Dan wearing pastel pink
-Phil wearing the butterfly T-Shirt
-The new gaming room
-The weird facial expressions D+P make in the backround when the other is talking
-"Do you even lesbian on Wattpad?" -Dan 2k17
-Phil singing "You're dead insideeeee"
-Dan's still curly hair
-THEIR LAUGHS
Summer Taime tall things I love in this video
-them
Summer Taime phil with stubble rt if u agree
Summer Taime I didn't even fucking notice his lil mustache sjdbdndndb
Summer Taime so relatable
Summer Taime petition for d+p to be a lil bit stubbly more often
My bisexuality can’t decide if regular Dan and Phil or girl Dan and Phil look hotter omg
I feel you
XD So true
Same here lmao
*Yazzie and Fiona
Same here
d: okay so it 6 months into the future guys
p: EYY it's 7 months into the future at least
i'm sorry but that was the most adorable thing i've ever watched other than phil lester
Its now 7 months!!!
Huh? What was there in 7 months? I thought Phil's birthday, but it's in january
rivallo tf
Zartsplitter in 7 months he would look that old
d
p
DP: double penetration
Can we just take a moment to appreciate phils camera roll
Ruby May I just noticed omg
Ruby May the third one is pastel Dan!
Ruby May yes yES YES
the photos were for the video
time stamp?
DAN AND PHIL DO A HOUSE TOUR
PLEASEEE
DAN AND PHIL, WE BEG OF YOU!
they said they wont on phils liveshow
Lametori We can still hope
a fan can dream
CodyandKyleGames
CodyandKyleCrafts
Cody Howell
Kyle Lester
This, is a new era.
Nadia Osman Their children
I just died laughing at this comment lmao
Fear.
ah fuck two of my friends are actually named cody and kyle now i'm legally obligated to show them this video
codyisnotonfire
amazingkyle
thumbs up if you want dan to attempt a full face of makeup
Apartment tour?
Apartment tour.
APARTMENT TOUR.
APARTMENT? TOUR?
APARTMENT! TOUR!
APARTMENT TOUR!!!
APARTMENT!!! TOUR!!!
APARTTTTTTMENTTTT
TOURRRRRRRRRR?!?!?!??
after dans video on Monday maybe...
or maybe phils next video I hope
OIIII WANNT TT OO SEEEEEEEEEEEE
Isagail Carshuen they said that they won't make a tour but you can see it on videos
Isagail Carshuen A P A R T M E N T. T O U R N. O. W. ! ! !
Plz plz plz plz yasyasyasyas
Isagail Carshuen
pls
4:44 now i understand.... I understand why he HATED IT SO MUCH
Willow Kinkle I knowwwwww 😊
I was thinking about that lol.
@@bacian563 Wait why ? I don't get it :/
@@impala2215 he isn't attracted to women
*Dan:* THAT is a cardboard box
*Phil:* Hey, any cardboard box can be turned into something beautiful
me: *internally screaming inside* "CRAFT!!"
Female Phil is georgeus.
"I'm old but you still would"
Whoa there
'Do you even lesbian on Wattpad?' -Dan 2017
Jesus Christ, what is life.. XD
I have my volume as low as it can go without it being muted, and dan's screech still burst my eardrums
well i was wearing headphone with the volume to full
I think i'm Deaf now...
@@areebashah4043 same I took my headphones and my ears are actually ringing very loudly
DAN MENTIONED WATTPAD IN THIS VIDEO IM DYING INSIDE
Same
Lil' Psycho ikr
He has an account
Val Aguilera WHAT IS THE NAMEEEE
Angel Amy nobody knows but he said in the "true bombs" video with pj that he has one
Dan- pink jumper
Phil- brown t shirt
R U OKAY? HAVE THE ALIENS MESSED WITH THEIR BRAINS?
Colette Maunier isn't that green or am I blind
Colette Maunier it's babysick green
Bona maybe I'm the one that can't see now too sure
has the new apartment messed with their minds and switched them into a parallel universe? dan in pink and phil in brown????
Colette Maunier RUN AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
I'm so happy Dan's wearing pastel colours regularly now and not just ironically.
Me when they face swapped in to females:
Oh well there goes my heterosexuality...
Look at it go...
Phanicking Pancakes I think I saw it fly past my window earlier.
Mine yeeted itself out a window a very long time ago
I think I saw some kid run off with mine at the playground when I was five
Mine just died horribly
None to speak of so I was unconcerned to find them both fiiiine.
DO YOU EVEN LESBIAN ON WATTPAD
Drapple your username..
Drapple EXPOSED 💥
YO I FOUND MA FANDOM AYEEE
OH MY GOD
IM LOVING YOUR USERNAME
😻😻😻😻
ANGELICA, ELIZA AND PEGGY
ABORTTTTT
GIVE US A HOUSE TOUR IMMEDIATELY
kind regards,
the entire phandom
hayleyprice YES
hayleyprice On there younow they said they wouldnt
Their new house looks nice from what I can see!
hayleyprice on YouNow they said they weren't doing a tour
Let's wait for the phandom to explode with bedroom theories!
"You look so average" ~ Dan Best -Friend- of the year
"Friend"
averageness is actually something that makes a face attractive, not in the way he said it, but in general
*Husband
best of the year
2:01 look at the smol pic of Dan on phils camera roll oml
Adorable²
So what I got from this video is that in a parallel universe we could have gotten a female version of dan and Phil
I feel blessed for so many reasons. They moved, they live in a new place. Dan pastel clothes, Phil's cute butterfly t-shirt. They are alive, they are happy. I love them. There's nothing else to say
Dan and Phil should read this comment ilysm for saying that bc same tbh
Y E S I AGREEEE
Dan and Phil should read this comment
I know! I'm so happy for them ☺
oh and don't forget Dan's curly hair ^^
You are the most pure.
can't say the same for the rest.
Okay but I'm going to need a video of Zoe and Louise doing Dan's makeup.
Jenna Wallgren WE NEED A PETITION!!!
PLEASE THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN
Jenna Wallgren i actually tried to thumbs up your comment twice😂
Jenna Wallgren Please god
Jenna Wallgren YESS
Dan is so LOUD
😏😏
when is he not?
quiet Dan is not Dan
When you live in Japan so you can't secretly rep dan and phil without anyone knowing.
On the bright side, you live in Japan! :D
I'm lucky af because I live in London
• Emmai • Same
I live in no place special. The closest youtuber to me is simply nailogical and I don't even watch her that much anymore. But if I lived near Dan and Phil and ran into them somewhere I'd probably be too shy to talk to them and then be mad at myself so maybe it's a good thing.
THE FACT THAT I JUST REALIZED THAT DAN PROBABLY HAS A WATTPAD ACCOUNT
Adriana Cabrera Actually, he does. He made a while back during a live stream I think.
I bet his library is filled with phanfics XD
Libby Hope YESSS I LOVE HER SHIT OMG
Adriana Cabrera HE DOES
spookay_teamtdm _phangirl what's his user if you know
Thank God, THE NEW OFFICE LOOKS PERFECT!!!!!!!!!
I think they thought Dan was female because in the old one they gave him earings
okay but...
*do you even lesbian on wattpad?*
sarahisnotcrying she'scrafting do you?
I’ve been exposed
O shit he knows
Exposed
where else am I supposed to lesbian
dan looks so soft
and neat
mychemicalphandom atthetwentyøndiscos
NO U DIDNT
mychemicalphandom atthetwentyøndiscos don't you start
Dan looks good in pink. It's suits him 😊
S O F T A N D N E A T.
How many times can Dan and Phil scream in one video?😂
army! :D
Maria Moncada Heya!!💙
Bts Infires Me 70L
Infinite
Dunno
Oh wow it's Fiona and Yazi
Quinn Stilwell
i'm crying omg
O MIGHTY DAN AND PHIL, WE BEG OF YOU TO DO AN APARTMENT TOUR! WE WILL SACRIFICE GOATS IF YOU SO PLEASE!
Kate Classen wtf im dead 😂😂😭
Noo, let's sacrifice potatoes instead! 6___6
Emancipate Llamas I think people would get quite annoyed if we killed jacksepticeye
I second that!
but goats are so cute
:(
"Do you even lesbian on wattpad"
Dan...
Do YOU lesbian on wattpad???
Sel H I know I do
Sel H omg female Dan and Phil are hot af. I lesbian in real life. 😁😁😁😁
If Dil and Tabitha were UA-camrs...
*dilisnotelectrocuted*
and
*TerrificTabitha*
Dil Howlter*
LittleCheff TOO SOON
On The Wall yay so right
LittleCheff yeah....
On The Wall
*AHEM*
They say that they would be danielleisnotonfire and AmazingPhillipa but true fans know they would be yazzyisnotonfire and AmazingFiona
Yaaas
Dan and Phil as females is really beautiful!!!
They're prettier than most girls tbh
XxAkilaxX I'd so go there
"I'm old, but you still would."
- Dan Howell 2k17
Phanic! At The disco 😂 I need somma that confidence
Dan's reactions are ON POINT in this video. 15/10 👌
*old dan in pastel*
Phil: AHH ITS SO CUTE
me: *[deleted]*
"Am I Phil or Voldemort?" - dan 2017 ( hp squad where u at?)
Carmen Flores im here.
Hi there!
Here
here!!
Carmen Flores here
There's this collage transition thing I saw on Instagram where Louise and dan were fused together in a series of photos and it's beautiful
I love how dan can now freely scream as loud as he wants
(Update: this was not meant to sound suggestive pls no)
Tis I, Olivia *love
FluffyHusky ughjsj I fixed it
;)
i'm not o-fucking-kay oh my god that's suggestive
;))))))))))))
Conspiracy theory: the reason that Dan and Phil took a break from danandphilgames is that their old landlord asked for the table back
Dan and Phil's faces are so Soft and Neat :)))
Dan's screams tho
Jaqui_The_Weirdo guess who has headphones in
Victoria Ward same tho
Oh hi
AAAAARRGHHHUUUAAAAHHGGHG
Which one? 😂
7:35 He finally did it. After six years, he finally accomplished his dream of wearing smokey👏eye👏makeup👏
*"That is a picture of Louise!"*
I DIED 😂
I know tho
Phil:it's louella
Do you even lesbian on Wattpad?
WHERE OMG
Kyle and Cody. Are they the siblings to Jessica and Becky?
you're the best
petition for dan and phil singing with noise canceling headphones
Kayley Cortez yassssss Ther voices would be soft and neat
Kayley Cortez signed
Macy has wi-fi signed
Signed
ya
Conspiracy theory: Louise and Dan are the same person
why is phil a better girl than me? it's not fair...
As girls and as boys, they are both more attractive than me, i feel your pain
But there is no fixed definition of what the "best" girl is, just be yourself and don't buy into society's stereotypes
Phil has a crooked smile cute
Faithyy It makes me cri its sooo adorable
THEY LOOK SO CUTE IN THIS VIDEO
ALSO THE NEW APARTMENT
DIWHSHKVS
Blue Baby Me too
Blue Baby don't they always?
because of the better lighting
"you know how the universe has multiple timelines" just talking casually about some facts here
Old dan looks female
I Know
Kylie's Corner ikr
Dead inside
A color I love is black
No eating my cereal
Pure
Holy
Incredible
Loveable
Photographable
Booty Prince
For A you should've put "AmazingPhil's bff"
At first I thought that was a haiku, but then I realised it wasn't. So I fixed it just because I'm weird.
I'm so dead inside
A color I love is black
No eating cereal
needs to make a Smokey eye tutorial
dead inside is a muse song...
The first DanAndPhilGAMES video in the new house. This is a new era. *the Phandom sheds a collective tear* I'M NOT CRAFTING YOU ARE
Kryhsillia Bey let's leave that ending phrase in the old era then
thank you^
Kryhsillia Bey IKR I just thought of crankthatfrank
Faith Till q
LPS møønlight me
Wattpad was mentioned
me: i need to write them a fanfic! *imagines them reading it and freaks out*
It's so disturbing that phil looks so good as a woman
I would pay to see Dan with a smokey eye.
briana hastings someone needs to professionally do their make up
Pillz IKR!
briana hastings I really want him to collab with Nikkitutorials
PLEASE
Which one of my organs is the most valuable
im lovin this soft dan aesthetic
Wes Is a Mess hello sibling, i found you
Geno Sans awkard
Wes Is a Mess loving that soft Dan mouse person aesthetic
not today lol x3
Geno Sans go away you fucking gremlin, ill eat all the cereal
7:34 aww and Dan did embrace the eye makeup!
"im old but you still would" ..,,we're such trash
Jean-Ralphio Harrington pretty much
Am I the only one who realised how pale they were in this😂
I know, they are paler than me!
You must be new
PLOT TWIST dan and Louise are related
Panic! at the Trash can all the shippers are quaking
ngl i thought they were related the first time i saw them
wait they know about all our fanfiction on wattpad... AbORT MIsIoNN!!
Action Cat ABORT! ABORT! FUKIN, ABORT!!
FUK-ABORT!-ABORT MISSION!
Guys really? They wrote that fan fiction
*cries in they've probably read some of **_the fics_*
Dan with a smokey eye please
YES
So Happy yes please
So Happy someone plz make a petition
21donut lover we should
we need it
The camera roll photos on Phil's phone those. They're all so wonderful.
DapperInsomniac ikr
"I would avoid him in a dark alley" Phil I would avoid anyone but you guys in a dark alley
Sierra Buckner Dan is about as dangerous as a butterfly
please never state your opinion in a public place if you are going to hate,
kind regards,
PEOPLE OF THE INTERNET
2:11 awww look at Dan in Phil’s camera roll
I love that Phil has a picture of pastel dan saved in his camera roll
Baily Smith omg omg yes yes wow
Baily Smith i think he saved it to use in the faceapp
i feel special
don't ruin our dreams
Leah Gibson shhhhhhhhhhhh let it happen
Kate Cline
nah m8
Dan was so sexually confused by the female Phil picture
Cuddleswithphans video, eyyyy
Fiona Meow yay other cuddleswithphan watchers!
I actually had no idea who cuddleswithphan was until now lol
Emily Heller I'M HEREEEE
Well if he's bi he probably felt the same 😂😂😂
"Do you even lesbian on wattpad"
Too relatable
Me to all my friends
i lesbian irl
teenagemutantgirlys damn I commented that. Now I deleted it.
the pistachio muffin who doesn't
Phil literally did a "hehe" at 2:11.....i cannot
Dan actually makes a really pretty girl 😂
Lij Gilmour 😂😂
He's a hottie ;)
Lij Gilmour he's prettier than me
Mellan Geson that's not hard, you're a cow
+Marc Little cows are pretty, though