the fact this is so accurate scares me. Follow Me: / themcyum Huge thanks to MC Idiots for the map used: www.mcidiots.net/ SUBSCRIBE we are trying to hit 1M subscribers before 2022!
This reminded me of SMP server with mods I played where one of the guys 73 PARROTS got killed by accident in a fight, and in response, HE NUKED (Literally a nuclear bomb) 3 GROUP PLAYERS BASE, only to discover that the player responsible for the Parrot's death was from none of those groups... then he made a 4th, 5th, 6th, 7th and 8th nuke and discovered where the guy was at... and used them all there. That part of the map became something akin to the Glowing Sea of Fallout 4. The funniest thing for me was the fact that he would constantly message me asking if it had destroyed any of my stores/houses built close to each team base (I was a neutral player in everyone else mind, just minding my business and trading with the others). People actually respected my warehouses, and attacking/stealing from me would ended up in the other teams collectively knocking on your door. Fact is, they never knew of this, but I was the one behind his Nuke Production. Free of charge.
That elytra one was too real, lol. Me and my friend spent hours looking for eyltras in the end, just to discover that they had been removed and the only way to get them was by paying diamonds or some form of in-server currency at the main hub to get them.
Painfully acurate. The rules specifically said 'No killing players or pets, no grief, no stealing and absolutely no hacking' Someone that is not an admin entered Creative, killed me over and over, ruined my base, stole my bed and killed my two dogs I spend a lot of time taming
i was a “general” in a war for an smp once because i was the richest person on the side i was fighting for. we lived underground in like “apartments” but i had stayed up for hours getting stuff to update my house. we ended up winning but i died in the lore :/ so i haven’t played since in their discord they have a picture of my my ingame grave + they filled my mailbox w diamonds and notes. it was rlly cool
Its easy, get one and instantly put mending on one and unbreaking, also have 4 stacks of fireworks in your inventory. Then start flying around collecting them all and switching between elytras.
I joined an smp that my friend created. In ONE DAY I was the first to get 12 eyes of ender, first one at the stronghold and the whole server came to fight the dragon with me. It was epic and then my faction became the richest ones on the server.
Love how the video goes from "Look at this beautiful world it's so beautiful" to "WE JUST NUKED THE UNIVERSE ITS JUST A PRANK" in a matter of a few moments
This is so accurate. The host always abuses their power, double standards for trading, constantly getting killed for no reason, then you ask your friend for help and they're already friends with the host or people with power and they betray you. Super accurate.
2:54 inefficent design. You got to remember for a lag machine (entity based) you need some important things; - entities - ways to move all the entities - know your limits Typically servers impose limits over lag machines to prevent *cough* lagging so u need to take a look at the limits and build around them. With a water path you can typically combine all the stands into one single stream to make it tightly compacted. If an admin tps and its somewhere deep in the ground, they won't find it.
@@T0TALTR4SHMAMMAL Where could I improve it? And there's an error in yours as well. Edit: I fixed the autocorrected error in my past post and added the "Tip Hat" meme at the bottom.
@@T0TALTR4SHMAMMAL Thanks. And the only thing I see wrong in your past post is that. 1) You forgot to capitalize the first letter in each sentence. 2) The word choice/flow of your second sentence cause a slight double neative. Personally I never really mind if a person's "Joke comment" have a couple of errors -- Since in some cases it adds to the joke. Plus, I know sometime people just type out a quick comment to share thier two scents and don't take the time to proof read it.
@@rainrain2233 lol that's why i have trusting issues and prefer to keep my base (usually) and my best items (always) hidden from everyone no matter how close they are
Honestly I hate where someone just comes in and gets rid of your stuff and griefs but you can’t do it. Then they ban you for destroying their stuff -_-
Pro tip, use a hack client to make frost walker 32000 boots and equip them on a zombie, then push the zombie towards a ocean biome, usually crashes a real so hard that it rollbacks it
@Rem That's true, but something about only being able to fight in the Nether makes the stakes of a PVP fight more fun, i mean you gotta watch out for pitfalls into lava, make sure you don't hit Pigmen, watch out of Ghast fireballs, watch out for Magma Slimes and worst of all Nether Skeletons (or even normal Skeleton) if you try and get supplies or hide in a Nether Fortress. A War in the Nether would be awesome to play too actually
I have a bedrock realm with like 7 people, it's quiet and everyone gets along. Someone's got a castle, someone else has a nether hill, I have so many villagers, someone else lives in a ravine in a lake
The owner blowing up your house without penalty, and when you get revenge it’s straight to the gulag. Man you don’t know how many times that’s happened to me 🤣 I literally feel like dying at this point. That’s why I don’t play online Minecraft that much anymore.
if you are not subscribed then just look at yourself in the mirror and reflect on your life choices.
noted my guy
X
No
Yo
Ello
Who else builds lag machines when they get back from being banned?
"every SMP ends in anarchy"
Haha :)
someone ended up canceled so it also canceled the nothingsmp
Hermitcraft and scicraft: am i a joke to you?
haha so true
@@litshitgaming6040 LOL
"I have a females discord"
"Take my whole stock"
Discord mod when someone offer a female discord
Lol
This reminded me of SMP server with mods I played where one of the guys 73 PARROTS got killed by accident in a fight, and in response, HE NUKED (Literally a nuclear bomb) 3 GROUP PLAYERS BASE, only to discover that the player responsible for the Parrot's death was from none of those groups... then he made a 4th, 5th, 6th, 7th and 8th nuke and discovered where the guy was at... and used them all there.
That part of the map became something akin to the Glowing Sea of Fallout 4.
The funniest thing for me was the fact that he would constantly message me asking if it had destroyed any of my stores/houses built close to each team base (I was a neutral player in everyone else mind, just minding my business and trading with the others).
People actually respected my warehouses, and attacking/stealing from me would ended up in the other teams collectively knocking on your door.
Fact is, they never knew of this, but I was the one behind his Nuke Production. Free of charge.
The meaning of evil
Chaotic Neutral
Neutral *Evil*
Respect
Sounds like they had it coming... Parrot lives matter.
That elytra one was too real, lol. Me and my friend spent hours looking for eyltras in the end, just to discover that they had been removed and the only way to get them was by paying diamonds or some form of in-server currency at the main hub to get them.
that's messed up
*angry free market captialist nouses*
@@Will-bo7kg that's a communist economy
@@a_usernamehere3680 not really, it's simply a monopolyist economy.
@@Will-bo7kg well yeah that too
On my way to get out my X-ray resource pack the moment I join an SMP
(this is a joke; for the admins of the SMP I am in please don't ban me)
Lol
(insert ban hammer)
He aint joke
*EXPOSED*
/ban
2:26 "i have a female's discord"
"..."
"..."
"TAKE MY ENTIRE STOCK"
bruh 69 likes lol
Itachi is a good man
Opposite of “I’LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!”
@@YNEA. itachi lol XD
Painfully acurate. The rules specifically said 'No killing players or pets, no grief, no stealing and absolutely no hacking'
Someone that is not an admin entered Creative, killed me over and over, ruined my base, stole my bed and killed my two dogs I spend a lot of time taming
What did you do
@@El_Voltio He hacked everything
Sad
@@El_Voltio he didnt play on the server for a routine
If he entweder creative He neess admin
i was a “general” in a war for an smp once because i was the richest person on the side i was fighting for. we lived underground in like “apartments” but i had stayed up for hours getting stuff to update my house.
we ended up winning but i died in the lore :/ so i haven’t played since
in their discord they have a picture of my my ingame grave + they filled my mailbox w diamonds and notes. it was rlly cool
world war in minecraft
@@justaaccountforcommenting1650 WWM!
Well you could do what every smp does and just come back as a ghost 💀
Nice
@@volonidminus u
This is too accurate
E
Lol
a
Ok
Yes
'It's only against the rules if you get caught' You sir are a man of wisdom..
iS tHaT a JoJo ReFeReNcE!???
@@pandalover4045 Yes, when jotaro was fighting D'arby
„When there’s no cops around anything’s legal“
@@Amphaross4045 -homer simpson i think(or mr burns)
@@reizinhodojogo3956nope, grunkle stan
Man does the math “Based on your netherite chest plate you have a minimum of 12 diamonds in your ender chest”
why was the ending with the "thank you for all the memories" part so sad tho-
this is accurate.
What
Ok
What's up verified scammer
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@@OreoCrimson actually u can get robux using the surveys by bloxawards...
“Somehow, in 10 minutes… one person got every single elytra in the end…” why is this so relatable
Same wtf
haha yes
I'm usually that guy LOL
Its easy,
get one and instantly put mending on one and unbreaking, also have 4 stacks of fireworks in your inventory. Then start flying around collecting them all and switching between elytras.
thats a joke btw
Alternative title: *Dream SMP in a nutshell*
2:23 How did Itachi get so much elytras
Guess why he had so much crows
The fact he said you can have my whole stock when mcyum said I have a girls discord😂😂
Only 5000 rules? Not bad for a smp these days.
1 like and verified bruh
I know right
I recently watched ur vid what a coincidence
LOL
Congrats on 100k
1:10 the "HE DEAD" killed me
What's the name of the song?
No it killed the dog not you
HE DEAD LET'S GO LET'S GO
mcyum is calebcity not clickbait
He sounds like Calebcity
Anybody still remember the first time you tamed a wolf? I still do and now i missed jeff badly after he fought a skeleton :(
This is the exact reason you get 1,000,000 spare dogs just in case one dies
Hold up.... did McYum upload twice in a month?!
Yes
Here at one like while I wait for this comment to blow up bc verified
Also hi checkmark
Yes
fhgj
@@PlanetComputer i agree
This man’s channel grew ridiculously fast and then stopped growing
we bout to pull an uno reverse
@@McYum Hahaha
He's running out of people in this earth
fghj
probably cuz he stopped uploading for a bit hope he gets back on the grind tho
I joined an smp that my friend created. In ONE DAY I was the first to get 12 eyes of ender, first one at the stronghold and the whole server came to fight the dragon with me. It was epic and then my faction became the richest ones on the server.
The end of it hit me right in my childhood.
Love how the video goes from "Look at this beautiful world it's so beautiful" to "WE JUST NUKED THE UNIVERSE ITS JUST A PRANK" in a matter of a few moments
fghj
@@PlanetComputer fax
2:28 i expected him to be like: “no you don’t” but that plot twist got me lol
Wow
He got caught down bad
2:24 so this is why i keep getting discord friend requests
The ending was actually kind of sad.
“I’ll tell everyone you watch anime.”
... *you got a deal.*
and then there’s a guy with an itachi skin
whats wron with watching anime
@@reeset6843 nothing at all, amigo
I watch it too so… *shrug*
@@reeset6843 you decrease your chances of a relationship
@@grugamersriseup7299 i know alot of freinds that watch anime and still get girls
I love your videos, keep up the good work!
"I killed the entire multiverse because that one guy broke a flower"
This is so accurate. The host always abuses their power, double standards for trading, constantly getting killed for no reason, then you ask your friend for help and they're already friends with the host or people with power and they betray you. Super accurate.
Huh... So techno was right
Lol i only watch hermits
Accurate
0:06 When you joining a SMP Sever
For the first time...
Honestly this is true
When SMP doesn't even mean survival multiplayer anymore
Scripted multiplayer non the dream smp
more like "survive many players"
Smp more like simp
@@Miertz lmfao
Its just scripted wars for the smallest things dude...
I love how this is basically a satiric rant of Dream SMP
0:27
That almost synced epicly! 😁
“I’ll tell everyone you watch anime.”
“YOU GOT A DEAL.”
But i watch anime
But not the dirty onea
@@juiceproductions699 i don’t care
@@juiceproductions699 same
@@juiceproductions699 same, but not with the second statement
*Freakin’ sweet!*
Hello Peter!
subbot man!
Before This has 10k+ likes because verified (also not saying verified people can't comment its that this guy is everywhere
gaming
@@user-dh3kq8wp4h read his about page
ohhh man ive forgotten how much i loved this channel
3:00 That's kinda sad
"I have money, I have power, I have status..."
*"I have simps..."*
"It's not against the rules if your not caught"
You're*
@@Sarahpurple12 dang it why?
Somebody call the grammar police oh wait
“Nothings illegal when the cops aren’t around”
@Mini crew Mate ඞ what are you the grammar police?
This is so true haha. Nice video!
Never stop making these 😭😂
“I’ll tell everyone you watch Anime”
“Deal”
i was looking for this comment 😂
That hurt me a lot since I love anime
@@samyaksharma1648 me too :'(
Itachi do be simpin tho
@@hellopropop me three
2:54 inefficent design. You got to remember for a lag machine (entity based) you need some important things;
- entities
- ways to move all the entities
- know your limits
Typically servers impose limits over lag machines to prevent *cough* lagging so u need to take a look at the limits and build around them. With a water path you can typically combine all the stands into one single stream to make it tightly compacted. If an admin tps and its somewhere deep in the ground, they won't find it.
Silence, smart person
This is beautiful
how do you not have 1k likes???
From Hey_ himself.
Hey, I watch you!
Yo, Love the content bro keep it up!
16 hours is unheard of, certainly a step up from the usual 5 hours and 30 minutes
I DIED LAUGHING WHEN HE SAID “now i can stream myself having a mental breakdown” PLEASEEEEEE 1:15
no po poo!!!!
What's the name of the song?
“on the bright side, i can stream myself having a mental breakdown.” *dream smp lore nowadays*
What makes this funnier is that he's filming in an area where multiple mental breakdowns have canonically happened on the Dream SMP
Sam T dudes fatter than the sun what do you expect... my theory is that the fat is clogging air to his Brain making him think as logical as stalin
how the fuck can an SMP have lore
@@ttty2242 that question has an absurdly large answer mostly dominated by angsty Brits
@@samt3412 and the answer is?
"HE DEAD! less go" is my new favorite line
Lol thumbnail got me thinking, if John wick was in Minecraft lol
"Chilled survival server"
*"HOW MANY OTHER LIES HAVE I BEEN TOLD BY THE COUNCIL?!"*
Do u know music at 1:01?
@@todor2270
It’s Rude Buster from Deltarune.
“I’ll tell every one you watch anime.” Guy uses naruto skin
@Cassie what
@Cassie 16 hours
2:34 wealth, fame and power the Minecrafter mcyum achieved everything this Minecraft world had to offer
The “for my dog” is the most true one here
Mcyum: uploads in less than a month
Everyone: the impossible has happened
Edit: omg this is my first comment to get 1k likes thank you so much
Well, he did start uploading almost daily at the beginning
fhgj
"Of course my lady, take one for free"
Me: HE SIMPIN
=Secs later=
"Take my whole stock"
He's not only a Simp; but a Discord Mod that calls every girl in the server "Kitten" & "M'Lady".
Edit: 🎩👌
@@T0TALTR4SHMAMMAL Where could I improve it?
And there's an error in yours as well.
Edit: I fixed the autocorrected error in my past post and added the "Tip Hat" meme at the bottom.
@@T0TALTR4SHMAMMAL Thanks.
And the only thing I see wrong in your past post is that.
1) You forgot to capitalize the first letter in each sentence.
2) The word choice/flow of your second sentence cause a slight double neative.
Personally I never really mind if a person's "Joke comment" have a couple of errors -- Since in some cases it adds to the joke.
Plus, I know sometime people just type out a quick comment to share thier two scents and don't take the time to proof read it.
Lmao I joined an SMP once and I got full netherite in 2 days
Cringe
0:59 Mcyum: YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HAVE U DONE...
*Secretly turns on god mode*
I absolutley love every one of your videos MyCum.
Did you mispell that on purpose..?
Because you mispelled it very sus.
@@nogiinnotactivechannel1435 yeah i forgot i typed that lol
"It's a chill server"
Immediately spawns in the prison
Lol
The man legit killed his dog and left the server, it's hilariously messed up
Bruh
I see you EVERYWHERE
Only 8 likes?
y are u the new Justin Y.
@@jjdj6297 He's not exactly new...
"On the bright side I can now stream myself having a mental breakdown" 🤣🤣🤣
Gg On 1 mil subs!!!!!
McYum, you just never miss
"Well i mean on the bright side i can stream myself having a mental breakdown" BRUHHH
I mean, yeah.
I dreamed for a person to say that, guess it was worth it
You DREAMED for a person to
@@Fentnihilator yeah...
“Well at least now i can film myself having a mental breakdown.”
At least *now?*
The classic Minecraft music at the end is just so nostalgic
I like how he was wearing elytra before they went to the end.
Sounds like the owner of every smp because he claims he used “glitches”
@@judahsagawa5749 you cant kill the dragon but you can build you way to the island
When
"Pretty cool server actually" - Famous words before disaster
admin: "follow every rule or get banned"
also admin: *commits several war crimes*
Ah yes, i love it when mcyum has a elytra before the end during his montage of building his house
Not only is this smp accurate, but it's accurate to my friends
But u have none
@@BenDover-vc7tb ag shit
My friends made an smp, they teamed on me so it was an 8v1 server
@Psi they nuked my base and made me restart from scratch THAT BASE TOOK 4 HOURS TO MAKE
@@rainrain2233 lol that's why i have trusting issues and prefer to keep my base (usually) and my best items (always) hidden from everyone no matter how close they are
McYum and Steveee are heading into an all out Minecraft shitposting war
you know there is a difference on doing master pieace and abusing shorts.
1:58 ”Let’s go bro” had me rolling🤣
The start of the video is the best part
Honestly I hate where someone just comes in and gets rid of your stuff and griefs but you can’t do it. Then they ban you for destroying their stuff -_-
Pro tip, use a hack client to make frost walker 32000 boots and equip them on a zombie, then push the zombie towards a ocean biome, usually crashes a real so hard that it rollbacks it
Bruh i hit the admin with my fist and he kicked me
@@densu2496 what hack client are you using wtf
@@densu2496 bro since when do hacked clients have server sided access to minecraft servers
Thank you
As someone who has a SMP this is so true
As someone who doesnt have a SMP this is so true
LET ME IN
No one cares that you have an smp kid
@@joffles6516 apparently mcyum does since he hearted it.
@@joffles6516 and i care too
this speaks to me on a spiritual level
Now HERE is a guy who deserves more subscribers
someone: *gets their dog killed*
them 1 day later: i destroyed an entire galaxy for him
Me: Joins a "regular vanilla server"
The server: *PVP IS ONLY ALLOWED IN THE NETHER*
Lel
sounds like the server i play on regularly lol
That sounds like a fun rule actually
@Rem That's true, but something about only being able to fight in the Nether makes the stakes of a PVP fight more fun, i mean you gotta watch out for pitfalls into lava, make sure you don't hit Pigmen, watch out of Ghast fireballs, watch out for Magma Slimes and worst of all Nether Skeletons (or even normal Skeleton) if you try and get supplies or hide in a Nether Fortress.
A War in the Nether would be awesome to play too actually
Legend says the elytra trader is still giving mcyum the elytras
God i love this its kind of relaxing
3:11 most accurate part for me
the fact this is so accurate scares me
why you copy my description. copyrighted
copyright
Copyright strike
YOU ARE GOING TO THE COPYRIGHT PRISON
Yes
It’s incredible how accurate this is
congratulations on 1 million subs
“You broke some convoluted and easy to break rule so now I get to break the Geneva Convention on your life.” - Server Owner
I have a bedrock realm with like 7 people, it's quiet and everyone gets along. Someone's got a castle, someone else has a nether hill, I have so many villagers, someone else lives in a ravine in a lake
nice im on java but i wish i had those friends like you do.
"And someone keeps stealing my f*CKING iron"
@@Killerbee4712 there is always this dude
@@Killerbee4712 there’s always that one guy that stea- I mean BORROWS materials
Hi field potato
The owner blowing up your house without penalty, and when you get revenge it’s straight to the gulag. Man you don’t know how many times that’s happened to me 🤣 I literally feel like dying at this point.
That’s why I don’t play online Minecraft that much anymore.
The Itachi dude hoarding Elytras made me lose it 😂
he finally remembered his account password :D
It’s been 1 week
Haha this comment is too late..
He uploaded a week ago
McYum is just mumbo that decided to have a second channel where he does skits and be more aggressive
2:10 mcyum I can explain you're in something called a genjutsu
When I saw the thumbnail, I already found it relatable
“I’ll tell everyone you watch anime”
my smp with my friends:
*anime references all over my house*
*well*
When the admins are literally making anime mapart on the server
I’m always the only one with the anime references but I also add undertale references
@@raccoon2820 ew undertale
lucky you have friends
@@hpcuthulu6249 don’t turn this into a emo kid moment please 😐
I'll tell everyone you watch anime
That's the most frightening sentence ever
Truly a nightmare maker
"You must follow them all OR YOU WILL DIE!"
The fact he died right after that implies he already broke one of the SMP's 5000 rules.
this is a really good video!