Brazilian jiu-jitsu vs Policenauts

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  • @mechtroidProductions
    @mechtroidProductions 6 місяців тому +233

    Calling it now: Wollie's going to make it through the entire series in secret so he can pull a combo breaker when told to watch the chimera ant arc.

  • @AurasFeel
    @AurasFeel 6 місяців тому +480

    Both men agree that being actively choked is preferable to Omikron.

    • @morganqorishchi8181
      @morganqorishchi8181 3 місяці тому +5

      As someone who was choked and was dead for sixty-three seconds: I prefer that to Omikron.

  • @inquisitorowl5215
    @inquisitorowl5215 6 місяців тому +225

    This was the longest build up to a Gon in 60 Seconds episode I've ever seen.

  • @roronoapedro
    @roronoapedro 6 місяців тому +72

    shout-outs to John for actually having the wherewithal and internal discipline to hold back until the Patreon was going so that Woolie couldn't simply cancel the podcast mid-recording.

  • @cadenyt2475
    @cadenyt2475 6 місяців тому +113

    I love that John switches his headphones at the end to match his new heel persona

    • @donutholebandit6212
      @donutholebandit6212 6 місяців тому +1

      New?

    • @silverroddo1468
      @silverroddo1468 5 місяців тому +3

      It was like a handshake after a signing, and John still kept his grip and super-kicked Woolie. And started Steve Austin shouting “Hunter Hunter! Zoldyck Family, Heaven’s Arena!” Then while John is halfway up the ramp, Woolie makes eye contact and mouths: Eff you, John.
      John did some good long-term booking.

  • @danidm5820
    @danidm5820 6 місяців тому +137

    Me before the final recommendation: "There is an alternate timeline where this podcast has already devolved into a full-on war and episodes are just three hours of John and Woolie wishing for each other's death"
    Me at the end: "Nevermind, we're in that timeline, it starts next month"

  • @Branch749
    @Branch749 6 місяців тому +385

    My main takeaway from the first 11 minutes is that John missing a fighting game tournament and the series of events that could have potentially gotten him killed that followed is still better than Omikron

    • @HomerGunther
      @HomerGunther 6 місяців тому +59

      in the alternate timeline, where John didn't survive that ride, Woolie is using Ouija board to ask if dying in a car accident was better than playing Omikron and they both agree it is

    • @Wulk
      @Wulk 3 місяці тому +3

      Imagine getting killed by Dislexia, like you get to heaven they as you ¿how you died? And you just go: "I miss a turtle ment"

  • @josephkeener8928
    @josephkeener8928 6 місяців тому +335

    The longest fuckin' work in human history goes to the "HxH created Eyepatch Wolf as a way of exposing Woolie to it". Almost fell over when he pulled it out

    • @7U57HTJRYGHG
      @7U57HTJRYGHG 6 місяців тому +22

      you know, he made true on that promise he made woolie that night, busted into his room in the middles of the night and instead of the gun ITS FUCKING HUNTER X HUNTER

    • @Kendodude
      @Kendodude 6 місяців тому +14

      THE LONGEST WORK... LONG TERM STORYTELLING. UNDERTAKER WHO? GOLDEN LOVERS WHO? ONLY THIS.

    • @StanNotSoSaint
      @StanNotSoSaint 5 місяців тому +3

      WORKED
      EVERYONE

    • @petrolandcoffee
      @petrolandcoffee 5 місяців тому +2

      Worked himself right into a shoot

  • @Mrinsecure
    @Mrinsecure 6 місяців тому +412

    How the Podcast started: Two friends exchanging fun stuff they want each other to experience.
    How the Podcast is going: NAME YOUR TIME AND PLACE, I WILL FIGHT YOU

    • @StanNotSoSaint
      @StanNotSoSaint 6 місяців тому +31

      I'm pretty sure it started like that anyways

    • @TheCyanWool
      @TheCyanWool 6 місяців тому +9

      @@StanNotSoSaint It might've! For the first five minutes at least lol

    • @Marpaws
      @Marpaws 6 місяців тому +1

      It's hilarious 😊

    • @brendanb2982
      @brendanb2982 6 місяців тому +2

      @@StanNotSoSaint Started after the Omikron rec.

    • @StanNotSoSaint
      @StanNotSoSaint 6 місяців тому

      @@brendanb2982 I'm pretty sure snap tap or nap was mentioned before that tho...

  • @DomiXM
    @DomiXM 6 місяців тому +409

    I thought watching RRR as a punishment was a weird choice. Turns out it was an elaborate way to put John in a near-death scenario.

    • @Buzztimes2
      @Buzztimes2 6 місяців тому +25

      The punishment is that he must do the dance with woolie when they next meet. If that actually will happen is questionable

    • @dahakaguardianofthetimelin4780
      @dahakaguardianofthetimelin4780 6 місяців тому +18

      So far Woolie has attempted to take John's life and ruin his marriage with Policenaughts. Nothing is off-limits!!

    • @renann3
      @renann3 6 місяців тому +5

      @@Buzztimes2 and dance they will! but midway it will breakout in a jiujitsu match

  • @The5lacker
    @The5lacker 6 місяців тому +509

    "I will not be the Villain of this podcast!" Said John, lyingly.

    • @masterxl97
      @masterxl97 6 місяців тому +72

      Can’t believe John took off his glasses, slicked back his hair, and revealed that Woolie’s entire life has been a part of his plans.

    • @LarryHow
      @LarryHow 6 місяців тому +20

      The irony that this isn't the first time woolie has been puppeteered without knowing. John reveled his trap card to roaring applause.

    • @mranthony_dop
      @mranthony_dop 6 місяців тому +2

      😂😂

    • @The5lacker
      @The5lacker 6 місяців тому +3

      @@LarryHow The Second Bear Trap has indeed been revealed.

    • @sloshed-rat
      @sloshed-rat 5 місяців тому +1

      "It was me, Woolie! It was me *all along,* Woolie!"

  • @StanNotSoSaint
    @StanNotSoSaint 6 місяців тому +117

    I low-key can't get over the tag "Command Grab James". Hype as fuck

  • @gavink8824
    @gavink8824 6 місяців тому +108

    Hey, that taxi driver’s super power might be real. He even met Super Eyepatch Wolf.

    • @johnrivers3813
      @johnrivers3813 6 місяців тому

      That stripper must also have the same ability

    • @gxgycf8348
      @gxgycf8348 5 місяців тому +8

      Taxi driver immediately after almost killing him, “sorry but are you super eyepatch wolf?”

    • @EarthLordCJ
      @EarthLordCJ 2 місяці тому

      @@gxgycf8348And the whole event turns out to be Foxcade again trying to play a prank that went way too far.

  • @WillisDCade
    @WillisDCade 6 місяців тому +158

    200 iq move from eyepatch wolf. Hear a youtuber opinion about an anime you like, get pissed, make a whole career as a youtuber because you're filled with cosmic levels of spite that no man has seen since god banished adam and eve from the garden, become friends with said youtuber, get him to do a podcast, deal with his bullshit of putting the bad david cage game on you, load the gun, make him do jiu-jitsu so he get bopped, then finally, make him watch the anime he shitted on again.
    bravo
    👏

  • @nahuel3433
    @nahuel3433 6 місяців тому +87

    The ending of this episode is like watching a mega series like One Piece and it starting the arc that promises to pay off all the build up it has been doing for hundreds and hundreds of episodes. Everything led to this.

  • @gameb9oy
    @gameb9oy 6 місяців тому +139

    It went on just long enough for me to think John was not going to do it, but he finally is getting Woolie to watch “it”.

    • @Jontman42
      @Jontman42 6 місяців тому +49

      I knew it was all a long con, a genius ploy. The man has finally done it.

    • @johnrivers3813
      @johnrivers3813 6 місяців тому +46

      He hovered over the gun on the nightstand, spun around and then threw a ninja star at Woolie

    • @KaninUsagi
      @KaninUsagi 6 місяців тому +10

      My man suffered through Omikron just so Woolie would be lured into a false sense of security

  • @knukman
    @knukman 6 місяців тому +177

    "look at that podcast, I would eat anything off that podcast."

    • @StanNotSoSaint
      @StanNotSoSaint 6 місяців тому

      You didn't just call this podcast ass, did you?

  • @v-1nce
    @v-1nce 6 місяців тому +297

    "if i died it would've been your fault" wasting *no* time before the gloves come off 😂

    • @kcslc6723
      @kcslc6723 6 місяців тому +1

      Recommend AND die

    • @ElijsDima
      @ElijsDima 6 місяців тому +3

      he's not wrong though!

  • @HaaruteLIVE
    @HaaruteLIVE 6 місяців тому +218

    The moment Woolie said "Canadian-Japanese-Argentinian television series..." I jumped out of my chair because I knew that could only be Cybersix lmao it is very rare that we Argentinians get to share stuff with other cultures from far away like that so this weird-ass 90s show being a bridge of sorts does bring me joy.

    • @atmmachine11
      @atmmachine11 6 місяців тому +11

      Canadian here and Cybersix was one of my favorite shows growing up!

    • @DeadSquidy
      @DeadSquidy 6 місяців тому

      Cybersix was awesome! Wish it was able to continue though

    • @LoreDrake
      @LoreDrake 6 місяців тому +2

      American here, but when i discovered Cybersix i fell instantly in love. Marking the fuck out, get more eyes on Cybersix, lets fucking go

    • @GuntherSchmidl
      @GuntherSchmidl 6 місяців тому

      I saw Moebius by Gustavo Mosquera, does that count?

  • @ryanbradleyrankin
    @ryanbradleyrankin 6 місяців тому +38

    Genuinley surprised it took this many episodes for john to rip the mask off and reveal it was a ploy to get woolie to love hunter x hunter this whole time.

    • @lukejodrey
      @lukejodrey 5 місяців тому +4

      He had to wait for the patreon to start

  • @markclinton9088
    @markclinton9088 6 місяців тому +118

    These episodes feel like a reward for getting through the month. Thank you both

  • @fraserking4747
    @fraserking4747 6 місяців тому +19

    2:53:07 This is part of why I love this pod. You can tell there’s a real love and passion for what they do. The excitement on John’s face was contagious!

  • @J50143
    @J50143 6 місяців тому +40

    That ending, god damn Eye Patch.
    A+

  • @DementedDuskull
    @DementedDuskull 6 місяців тому +27

    The dramatic irony of the cab driver whose stand ability is that he meets celebrities, unaware he is speaking to a famous UA-cam man.

  • @greatestcait
    @greatestcait 6 місяців тому +193

    John pronounces RRR like a seal. Woolie pronounces RRR like a small dog. These are regional differences, and both are fine.

    • @wumbojet
      @wumbojet 6 місяців тому +34

      Water dog vs land dog

    • @chellejohnson9789
      @chellejohnson9789 6 місяців тому +16

      Are you a dog of the land or a dog of the sea?

    • @wumbojet
      @wumbojet 6 місяців тому +7

      @@chellejohnson9789 well, we know already that woolie is a son of the hound

    • @THENAMEISQUICKMAN
      @THENAMEISQUICKMAN 6 місяців тому +3

      I just call it R3. Like how Ridge Racer Type 4 is called R4. But this one is R3. I also call VVVVVV "V6". Fuck these names.

    • @johnrivers3813
      @johnrivers3813 6 місяців тому

      Now I want someone to make a remix from both of them saying "RRR"

  • @peach_total
    @peach_total 6 місяців тому +168

    i misread the title as “BRAZILIAN JIU-JITSU vs POLYAMORY” and was so so confused for a solid second

    • @wumbojet
      @wumbojet 6 місяців тому +35

      If you really think about it, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu is just like polyamory

    • @peach_total
      @peach_total 6 місяців тому +87

      @@wumbojet”john this month you have to open your marriage” would be a wild recommend or die

    • @wumbojet
      @wumbojet 6 місяців тому +68

      @@peach_total "Fair play Woolie, this month you're going to experience divorce"

    • @THENAMEISQUICKMAN
      @THENAMEISQUICKMAN 6 місяців тому +15

      Now THAT's a next level book club recommendation

    • @justanotherglorpsdaymornin5097
      @justanotherglorpsdaymornin5097 6 місяців тому +9

      @@peach_total tbf both can involve submission

  • @LastMinuteEssays
    @LastMinuteEssays 6 місяців тому +193

    "there are a few people listening to this and marking the fuck out"
    YEAH, ME, LET'S FUCKING GO CYBERSIX

  • @ararebeast
    @ararebeast 6 місяців тому +20

    It's so delightful to see John go from understanding and defensive to protect Woolie from the comments to unmitigated excitement once the story got to the right part.

  • @biggreenmantis5639
    @biggreenmantis5639 6 місяців тому +34

    I CAN'T BELIEVE JOHN USED THAT CARD THIS EARLY!!!

    • @gameb9oy
      @gameb9oy 6 місяців тому +12

      Woolie will have to watch more because John has silently revealed he can make Woolie go all the way to the chimera ant arc

    • @denstruction
      @denstruction 6 місяців тому +3

      i can't believe it took him this long honestly, but at the same time it did still catch me by surprise

    • @michaelbecker7288
      @michaelbecker7288 6 місяців тому +2

      He waited just long enough for the Patreon to go up, he’s been planning it the whole time

  • @anonymous762
    @anonymous762 6 місяців тому +31

    That moment when Eyepatch Wolf goes into what I refer to as, 'promo mode,' you know shit's about to go down.

  • @FrankenSteinsGate
    @FrankenSteinsGate 6 місяців тому +48

    Regarding the eclipse, the webcomic xkcd has a quote I think explains it pretty well (that I'm paraphrasing here): a partial eclipse looks like a really cool sunset. A total eclipse looks like the sky broke.

    • @thestic6349
      @thestic6349 6 місяців тому

      Yes, exactly, it is *wild*.

  • @westhefitting4105
    @westhefitting4105 6 місяців тому +22

    I started jiujistu a year and a half ago thanks to John. Thanks again John. My version of a parasocial relationship is wanting to try and not get thrown by your collar drag.

  • @skotherwhom
    @skotherwhom 6 місяців тому +77

    “Do you remember the time Woolie killed that guy?” almost Crazy Talked its way into our timeline for real. 😂

    • @gameb9oy
      @gameb9oy 6 місяців тому +15

      Considering that John isn’t dead and Crazy talk manipulates reality to make Pat wrong… did crazy talk save John’s life?

  • @temporalwolf7054
    @temporalwolf7054 6 місяців тому +8

    God, John just fucking cheering as Woolie goes back for round 2 is just the most wholesome thing.

  • @digitalbooklett9357
    @digitalbooklett9357 6 місяців тому +92

    Every time they start talking about Quiet, it truly is "GOD FORBID WOMEN DO ANYTHING"
    And as a woman. So true guys. Glad you get it

  • @justinacosta6212
    @justinacosta6212 6 місяців тому +50

    Gon in 60 Seconds season 3! Let's go, baby!

    • @In-The-Zone
      @In-The-Zone 6 місяців тому +3

      But will Woolie actually go and take the punishment instead lol

    • @gorimbaud
      @gorimbaud 6 місяців тому

      you mean season 4

  • @Ali-fs7ze
    @Ali-fs7ze 6 місяців тому +48

    Episode 5 and we're already at Near Death Experiences.

    • @gameb9oy
      @gameb9oy 6 місяців тому +6

      Buddy, we were there by episode 2, quite literally since that’s the catalyst for John’s experience

  • @itselguapo
    @itselguapo 6 місяців тому +57

    eyepatchwolf getting PTSD from those fake martial artist videos he saw and was like, "I need to make sure my boy is going to a legit one and not one of those fake martial artists that scam you."

    • @johnrivers3813
      @johnrivers3813 6 місяців тому +3

      Oh, do you mean something similar to those self defense classes where they only train you for a very specific scenario that only works if the opponent is not moving?

    • @allypearlman5569
      @allypearlman5569 6 місяців тому

      ​@@johnrivers3813 Oh if you haven't seen his video on Fake martial arts, it's fuckin so good and it goes so deep, like government conspiracy deep, give it a watch.

    • @itselguapo
      @itselguapo 6 місяців тому +4

      @@johnrivers3813 that and also the ones that are like, "I can knock this person down using the power of my mind!"

    • @johnrivers3813
      @johnrivers3813 6 місяців тому

      @@itselguapooh lord

  • @AnaatthiGozo
    @AnaatthiGozo 6 місяців тому +18

    I honestly think "Attending a Fighting Game Tournament" should still be some kind of honorable mention on the list, John redeemed himself the next month and is willing to atone his punishment.

    • @michaelbecker7288
      @michaelbecker7288 6 місяців тому

      If RRR ain’t going on the list then no way attending a fighting game tourney goes on

  • @blackdragoncyrus
    @blackdragoncyrus 6 місяців тому +158

    That gun is still loaded, Woolie.

    • @enochbranard
      @enochbranard 6 місяців тому +54

      And there’s been more than one bullet the whole time.

    • @darkwraithraziel6362
      @darkwraithraziel6362 6 місяців тому +43

      @@enochbranard No one ever accounts for THE SECOND GUN!

    • @johnrivers3813
      @johnrivers3813 6 місяців тому +29

      The gun was the distraction from the ninja star in his pocket

    • @Isosyth
      @Isosyth 6 місяців тому +9

      @@johnrivers3813 No one expects the Throwing Pie.

    • @posteriorpepperoni
      @posteriorpepperoni 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@Isosyththe *REAL* surprise is the Acme brand anvil hanging above,just offscreen

  • @ThatGreenMach1ne
    @ThatGreenMach1ne 6 місяців тому +400

    "There is a version of this story where I did not make it out alive."
    Average John Walsh Lore.

    • @SwagBroPlays
      @SwagBroPlays 6 місяців тому +8

      Well THAT escalated quickly XD

    • @jygglypuffdaddy
      @jygglypuffdaddy 6 місяців тому +21

      I feel like this is how he talks about the strip club incident, too

    • @Porterhaus94
      @Porterhaus94 6 місяців тому +6

      I'm not certain a 40mph collision would necessarily kill John in the taxi passenger seat.

    • @pious83
      @pious83 6 місяців тому +8

      _"I just like submitting"_ - Similar John lore.

    • @Maiden.less.
      @Maiden.less. 6 місяців тому +5

      Submissive and Breedable

  • @deejus_e
    @deejus_e 6 місяців тому +85

    Next chapter of the most battle manga headass podcast on the planet just dropped lets GOOOOOO

    • @biggreenmantis5639
      @biggreenmantis5639 6 місяців тому +16

      with the craziest cliffhanger to end the chapter

    • @aashtrayy
      @aashtrayy 6 місяців тому +2

      Deejus watches eyepatch wolf insanely based

    • @skadestix1943
      @skadestix1943 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@biggreenmantis5639 Peak

  • @mattb6616
    @mattb6616 6 місяців тому +36

    YOURE TRAPPED IN HERE WITH ME

  • @HDmexsComboCon
    @HDmexsComboCon 6 місяців тому +15

    Episode 1 'we have a book club'
    Episode 20 ' official weigh ins and presser'

    • @The5lacker
      @The5lacker 2 місяці тому

      The idea that this would take a double digit number of episodes is so sweet.

  • @GuitarSlayer136
    @GuitarSlayer136 6 місяців тому +10

    How do people even listen to less real podcasts?
    This is the realest shit and it ain't even close.

  • @theothermc
    @theothermc 6 місяців тому +83

    GET IT JOHN. PIN HIM TO THE MAT. HE THREW OMIKRON AT YOU, YOU GOTTA THROW HANDS

  • @StretchtoYourHeart
    @StretchtoYourHeart 6 місяців тому +109

    Eyepatchwolf would die from not being able to voice his concern to a stranger lmao

    • @Owesomasaurus
      @Owesomasaurus 6 місяців тому +45

      John: Gosh I'm awfully concerned about this fella chugging a whole bottle of Jack Daniels and juggling chainsaws in front of me but I don't want to be *rude* and say anything...

    • @lifeiscrap103
      @lifeiscrap103 6 місяців тому +19

      He's afraid of the notions if he says anything ​@@Owesomasaurus

    • @Jake-yz3qv
      @Jake-yz3qv 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@lifeiscrap103are notions better or worse than Omikron?

  • @datafogao
    @datafogao 6 місяців тому +434

    BRAZIL MENTIONED

    • @TheTrueRandomGamer
      @TheTrueRandomGamer 6 місяців тому +9

      YOU LAGGING NAH

    • @Gabrielnfs
      @Gabrielnfs 6 місяців тому +10

      Vai Corinthians

    • @franciscolira2686
      @franciscolira2686 6 місяців тому +17

      Is this a motherfreaking Brazil reference? 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷

    • @jpbo98
      @jpbo98 6 місяців тому +6

      SIIMMMM!!! 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷

    • @deadgunslinger8489
      @deadgunslinger8489 6 місяців тому +5

      É um momento vitorioso

  • @9clawtiger
    @9clawtiger 6 місяців тому +26

    John the Berserk fan has not seen a Solar Eclipse

    • @Kydrou
      @Kydrou 6 місяців тому +4

      If you're a Berserk fan it's always one of 2:
      - ZOMG Eclipse! (Screams Griffith!)
      or
      - SPARE ME (Inherent fear)

  • @kayame18
    @kayame18 6 місяців тому +18

    I think Woolie should watch it all just as a joke to get back at John.
    Great episode guys.

    • @gameb9oy
      @gameb9oy 6 місяців тому +10

      You underestimate how stubborn Woolie can be when he feels like people are forcing him to do things

  • @hiroprotagonest
    @hiroprotagonest 6 місяців тому +10

    These podcast uploads keep getting earlier and earlier, eventually the planetary orbit of Versus Wolves will give us an extra month.

  • @mattb6616
    @mattb6616 6 місяців тому +30

    opening every episode by skipping to the end hoping to finally see it happen. and i did. its here. its so real lmfao.

    • @gameb9oy
      @gameb9oy 6 місяців тому +13

      Woolie is so mad, but he can’t not have expected it to eventually come

  • @michaelcrain-zamora3271
    @michaelcrain-zamora3271 6 місяців тому +13

    Just wanted to let you know John that your latest video on fake games was astounding and even got my wife moving from listening over the shoulder to have a passionate discussion about the topic after the video was done. Take your time on any project, I'll always be excited to see it.

  • @Foostini
    @Foostini 6 місяців тому +17

    The totality of the Eclipse had me genuinely speechless tight chested in awe, it was crazy. You can totally understand how ancient peoples went fucking NUTS when it happened. 4pm on a day in the mid-70s getting as dark as midnight and you can feel the temperature drop around you, it was crazy as it crept across the sun too because it didn't just get darker out, it was like looking at everything through a filter. It was basically a three minute experience on what would happen if the sun went out.

  • @ShinobiPhoenix-YT0
    @ShinobiPhoenix-YT0 6 місяців тому +159

    10:46 John: You making me watch RRR almost got me killed.
    Woolie: REVERSE CARDO OPEN! MIRROR FORCE!

    • @troggdorthesecond
      @troggdorthesecond 6 місяців тому +16

      Best cross counter Woolie pulled off yet 😂

  • @FriggyEsq
    @FriggyEsq 6 місяців тому +21

    Genuinely, was just DESPERATELY looking for something to listen to while I did the chores I've been putting off. GODSEND. I'm excited :)

  • @CezrDaPleazr
    @CezrDaPleazr 6 місяців тому +5

    STARTING JIU-JITSU TOMORROW BECAUSE OF THIS POD, THANK YOU

    • @CezrDaPleazr
      @CezrDaPleazr 6 місяців тому +4

      update:
      Im fucking dead

    • @AidilAfham
      @AidilAfham 3 місяці тому

      @@CezrDaPleazrlmao stick to it and it gets…worse
      Nah I’m at it for the past 9 years and I truly enjoy it

  • @LastTheNoel
    @LastTheNoel 6 місяців тому +3

    God damn does the discussion of John’s video essay HIT as an artist. Burnout and dealing with the emotional state with the finished product of months of work is brutal.

  • @RougeMephilesClone
    @RougeMephilesClone 6 місяців тому +26

    I may have Canadian kid nostalgia for the first rec, BUT I AM POPPING OFF SO HARD AT THE SECOND.
    THE LONG CON HAS BEEN REVEALED, AND HISTORY HAS BEEN MADE. THE GUN WAS UNDER THE FLOORBOARDS THE WHOLE TIME.

  • @ianbyrne465
    @ianbyrne465 4 місяці тому +1

    "At some point, *we will fight*" I have never been more hype for anything in my life than the "Versus Wolves combat club special"

  • @Rhaethyn
    @Rhaethyn 6 місяців тому +106

    WE ARE SO BACK

  • @steampunkerella
    @steampunkerella 6 місяців тому +19

    "if i die it would have been your fault" LEGENDARY

  • @dertypu
    @dertypu 6 місяців тому +3

    I was just listening to the anarchy reigns+madworld OSTs right before this so that music was an awesome surprise! Super proud of woolie, that whole segment was awesome to watch

  • @spinplater
    @spinplater 6 місяців тому +44

    Jonathan loading his gun and shooting 200 dudes in the lobby may as well have "See You, Space Cowboy" playing over it as far as I'm concerned.

  • @Chorkly
    @Chorkly 6 місяців тому +53

    Its nice that John's introduced Woolie to BJs in the park

  • @MasterEth
    @MasterEth 6 місяців тому +16

    My favorite podcast keeps getting longer each episode and I love it

    • @Vanity0666
      @Vanity0666 6 місяців тому +4

      Soon we will approach CSB's 5-6 hour runtime

  • @thornyrosekay
    @thornyrosekay 6 місяців тому +27

    I sure hope no one makes a no context clip of John saying "I'm only interested in submitting"

    • @ianbyrne465
      @ianbyrne465 4 місяці тому

      I mean, from the stories he's told about his wife, is anyone particularly surprised

  • @DoctorHam
    @DoctorHam 6 місяців тому +5

    It JUST hit me that this podcast is SEW tricking us all into watching wrestling. He is painting himself as a heel, this entire podcast is one long promo, and now Woolie has been taught how to fight. It's only a matter of time, folks.

    • @ianbyrne465
      @ianbyrne465 4 місяці тому

      Genuinely surprised that John hasn't reccomended any wrestling stuff yet

  • @Dabednego
    @Dabednego 6 місяців тому +2

    The way John Kubrick Stares into the camera is chilling. The face of a man who has waited nearly a decade for this moment.

  • @09spidy
    @09spidy 6 місяців тому +13

    DAMN! That taxi driver will meet some dead celebrities if he doesn't get his shit together.

  • @Virus16th
    @Virus16th 6 місяців тому +3

    This is probably the best podcast/ seinen political drama I've ever seen

  • @Luna-qq8zg
    @Luna-qq8zg 6 місяців тому +11

    clearly the podcast ends in a respectful death battle. and every episode is the story leading up to it. its the episode 1 hook.
    Regarding John's reccomendation. to quote woolie, "It's a long game!"

  • @DrazGames
    @DrazGames 6 місяців тому +2

    Taking a break and coming back to a project with fresh eyes is such an invaluable piece of advice. I don't know how many times I've been working on a project and thought "this is garbage," but after taking a day or two away I look at it again and am impressed with what I managed to put together.

  • @Ecko1985
    @Ecko1985 6 місяців тому +7

    Dude WOOLIE!. Incredible progress on your weight loss man! You look incredible! Rarely get to see a full body shot of you. Looking good! From a long-time lurker of your content.

  • @noonoox12
    @noonoox12 6 місяців тому +19

    WHAT THE FUCK IS THE BREAD OF THE SPIDERQUEEN?

  • @gomitax92
    @gomitax92 6 місяців тому +4

    woooow this was the most elaborate GON in 60 seconds season yet.

  • @cenglish7240
    @cenglish7240 6 місяців тому +13

    "Why do you people listen?" John asks. I watch to learn about things I knew nothing about and maybe I can sample them myself. I also watch for the satisfaction of seeing Omikron drop lower and lower in rank until there is nothing left and it is at the bottom of all things where it belongs.

    • @GuntherSchmidl
      @GuntherSchmidl 6 місяців тому

      Woolie needs to get back at John by recommending Silent Hill Ascension. Omikron is a fucking masterpiece in comparison, and you don't even have to *play* Ascension.

  • @TheShockVox
    @TheShockVox 6 місяців тому +3

    2:58:39 Woolie. As someone who not only watched Fighterpedia as it came out back in the day, but ALSO loved the Ode to Grapplers video despite being a hater of grappler characters….this was perfect song choice. In fact that video is probably the main reason I use Alex in Third Strike at all, the only grappler I’ll ever use. Because the song was dope, and prior I had never seen a reverse Hyped Bomb from Alex. So you using this song while you grappled was like a nostalgia power bomb to my heart.

  • @pneumaticpterodactyl4015
    @pneumaticpterodactyl4015 6 місяців тому +3

    Love John making himself the heel to woolies face, very entertaining

  • @BoosterGoose
    @BoosterGoose 6 місяців тому +1

    Hell yeah, I really hope John likes what Woolie recommended to him. It's a sick show and I'm so happy we're going to be talking about it and introducing it to many new people.

  • @mranthony_dop
    @mranthony_dop 6 місяців тому +1

    Loving seeing you guys hit your stride. Switched over to the UA-cam version (rather than podcast) well worth it.
    Went over 3 hours before Josh took out his podcast voice.

  • @1KitWonder
    @1KitWonder 6 місяців тому +2

    honestly this finally pushed me over the edge. i'm going to my first bjj class next saturday. as a 300-something 5'4" trans guy, i'm extremely nervous, but seeing woolie do it gave me the confidence to actually sign up. here's hoping!

  • @EnzoDraws
    @EnzoDraws 6 місяців тому +4

    "Did you appreciate getting choked to near-unconsciousness more than Vinland Saga Season 1?"
    I love this podcast so much

  • @donutholebandit6212
    @donutholebandit6212 6 місяців тому +3

    Watching this again after finally seeing gon in 60 seconds and WOW. That ending is PHENOMENAL

  • @Jontman42
    @Jontman42 6 місяців тому +22

    As Finnish I am qualified to judge that that was a nice rolling R Woolie

    • @StanNotSoSaint
      @StanNotSoSaint 6 місяців тому +1

      Actually yeah, sounds like a real thing 👍

  • @ObsidianDragon7030
    @ObsidianDragon7030 6 місяців тому +2

    YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HARD I FREAKED OUT WHEN YOU MENTIONED CYBERSIX!
    Got the main theme permanently stuck in a cycle going through my brain since 2005

  • @PopeCrispy
    @PopeCrispy 6 місяців тому +2

    I’m so happy that this podcast has a story arc

  • @Eagledude131
    @Eagledude131 6 місяців тому +4

    at about 45:00 Woolie mentions a concept he calls "insider art." A brief correction: it's actually called "outsider art" and it's largely made up of people who never got formal training in the arts creating either for themselves or with aspirations of eventually being recognized. There's actually quite a few video essays on outsider artist figures, and it spans everything from hobbyists who just enjoy the craft occasionally to people creating sprawling works that rival the scope and scale of a Tolkien story
    It's a fascinating group of artists to look into and the works that come out of that group are genuinely some of the most innovative and thought provoking, especially for "classically trained" artists who get to appreciate the art as a puzzle and tease out the how and why they did what they did

  • @onled1
    @onled1 6 місяців тому +3

    John was so intense watching those fights, and james was a fucking champ man

  • @seralyna_
    @seralyna_ 6 місяців тому +2

    What's so funny is that I went back to the original time Woolie shit talked HxH and it was in service of making the point of "It's okay if people you like don't like the things you do"

  • @EnzoDraws
    @EnzoDraws 6 місяців тому +1

    Watching the old Best Friends Let's Play of Policenauts in its chaotic entirety and then listening to this podcast was a whoooooole experience

  • @therealjohnrenzi1817
    @therealjohnrenzi1817 6 місяців тому +5

    Episode 5: Jon delves into Kojima's mind after a near-death experience while Woolie realizes his life has devolved into being asked if starting a new martial art is better than Omikron.
    Next time: Woolie shares one of the many odd things that happened in his childhood, and Jon decides to bring things full circle. Again.

  • @HalfTimeLazer
    @HalfTimeLazer 6 місяців тому +1

    Honestly mad props to Woolie for going not just once, but twice!

  • @ipeconick
    @ipeconick 6 місяців тому +1

    man I had a smile on my face the whole time woolie was talking about his experience with jiu jitsu. It is really great to see that he found a good gym to go have a try and feel it out, the fact that he was very open to the experience is great, I wish all my friends would try it out when I recommend it like he did for John.
    Just some comments on the discussion:
    Usually people, specially beginners, will start already on the ground because the easiest way to get hurt while training is by falling the wrong way. Yes in jiu jitsu you learn the right way to take a fall and not hit you head or twist a knee or mess up your shoulder.
    When people say "beat up" in jiu jitsu it usually means they got "hit" with a lot of moves or got put under a lot of pressure as people were mounting or passing their guard, the beauty of jiu jitsu is that you can go very hard every day and no one will get hurt, this is impossible with any striking martial art.
    Woolie was rolling in the mate on his first day but that is not common as you really don't know what to do and will just flail and not accomplish much, where I train it takes about 3 months before they are confident and letting the white belts roll, before that they will be doing drills or just passing guard to get the basics down.
    Training jiu jitsu for the first time is a very humbling experience and learn it is a exercise in patience, both for the same reason, your body is not use to being on the ground using the muscles you need in the way you need them for, that is way it is so exhausting, and probably why Woolie said it felt like a war, at first and why it takes, like John said, a lot of time before you get confidente on ONE move. You will fail and get taped out, smashed, strangled and twisted a bunch of times, it is part of the process and honestly a lot of fun if you don't let it hurt your Ego.
    I don't know who this comment is for but I just wanted to talk about how much fun it was to see someone try jiu jitsu out and talk about it, I guess I just had to let out the things I wish I could say in the discussion about it.

  • @Partheniad
    @Partheniad 6 місяців тому +7

    Damnit you two, I was about to get some writing done. Bringing up youtube to listen to some music.. and I saw this is up and am watching all the productivity drain away....
    Gonna go bang out this piece and then start this. Loving the pod.

  • @0The_Farlander0
    @0The_Farlander0 5 місяців тому

    As someone who has a severe anxiety disorder, knowing bjj (boxing in woolie's case) helped you guys this much is incredibly heartening. I tried it once before and got gassed before we started and left in shame of my fitness. I think this is what i needed to hear to start turning things around. We'll see what happens.

  • @morganqorishchi8181
    @morganqorishchi8181 6 місяців тому +3

    Woolie's recommendation made me punch the air in glee. Let's fucking go!

  • @Jontman42
    @Jontman42 6 місяців тому +8

    9:40 this is quickly becoming one of my favorite podcasts

  • @1BigSpec
    @1BigSpec 6 місяців тому

    It was so awesome hearing Woolie talk about his BJJ experience. Always great to know about beginner’s first classes!

  • @HippoMustache
    @HippoMustache 6 місяців тому +5

    My fucking sides hurt from laughing. Johns choice is just.... god it's perfect.