*The Last Words of Every Jwittz Clone* 3:46 "This has got to be a mush-" 4:02 "Oh-" 4:24 "WH-" 4:46 "Thread the N-" 5:22 "maybe I can jump off of this guy" 5:53 "Eagh-" 6:04 *silence* 6:14 "This would be the greatest jump of all time." "H-" 6:59 "No Coins!" 9:20 "OH-" 10:20 "Let's Gooo, b-N-" 12:54 "Do I have to collect coins to hit him from below?" 15:03 "They're surrounding me w-" 15:32 "Woo, C-" 19:21 "Secret Coin, Hidden Coin" 20:34 "I heard the coin sound effect, but I don't think I-"
I totally forgot abt the part where you get coins if you land on the flagpole... funny thing is if he landed on top of the flagpole it wouldn't have counted as coins 😂
@@bonkeroooo True, but 3D Land gives you a coin for every ten seconds left on the timer (and one more for any smaller increment of time left over) so even if he'd gotten the 1 Up from the top of the flagpole, he wouldn't have made it to 1-2.
All times of death for JWittz (5 seconds before imminent disaster): 3:41 Super Mario Bros. 2: The Lost Levels 3:57 New Super Mario Bros. 4:20 Super Mario 3D Land 4:43 New Super Mario Bros. Wii 5:21 Super Mario World 5:49 Super Mario Bros. 3 6:00 Super Mario Odyssey 6:12 Super Mario Land (GBA) 6:55 Super Mario Galaxy 9:16 Super Mario 3D World 10:16 New Super Mario Bros. U 12:51 New Super Mario Bros. 2 14:59 Super Mario Galaxy 2 15:29 Super Mario Bros. 19:22 Super Mario 64 20:22 Super Mario Sunshine
I just realized he didn't include Super Mario Land 2: Six Golden Coins because the game requires you to collect special Coins from boss battles. So it was a instant-lose game from the beginning.
@@powerofthec5908 no they're not. they're an important part of our currency, and the whole 99.99 thing allows you to at least be sure to you're not being ripped off, yeah it's 1 cent, but a ripoff is a ripoff.
Totally called it on Sunshine being the last one- that game makes coins relatively useless. Just heals you if you take damage, which only really happens mid boss fights, and it's so hard to get 100 coins that unlike other games that reward you with a +1 Up, this one gives you a freaking Sunshine for it. That being said... still my favorite Mario game. Anyway, great video as always and #SuperMarioSunshine2!
@@beondhuman Yeah, but the point is to just see how far you can get in each game without rupees and for that game that would be as far as you could get.
TP would also be a very early Failure. You can’t even progress without buying the slingshot. He’d probably have better luck just cutting out 3D Zelda entirely since they all force you to make purchases early
SPOILERS Eyyyyyy I had a feeling sunshine would make it to the end. Although I also thought that NSMB2 would’ve been the one you got out first and nope😂
Loved the video! Just a critique, during the final four games maybe use some sort of indicator to show which game the voiceover is addressing? Great video tho!
When getting a Game Over in Super Mario Bros. hold “A” button while on title screen and keep it held as you choose 1 player (or 2, it doesn’t matter). You get to continue from the last world you were. With world I mean 1-1, 2-1, 3-1, and so on. A Game Over in, for example, 6-3 will start from 6-1. A Game Over on 7-4 will start from 7-1.
Who else was clenching when he was going down the slide with no jump?
I'm remixing panicked screams in my head to the music
I gotta be honest, definitely me
Yes.
Y e s
I can't believe he made it through that part to just unceremoniously touch a coin on the Bowser stage lmao
"Okay, like this, this has gotta be a poison mushroom."
Famous last words.
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Where was it? What time?
3:46
more like a cursed coin
“Okay, this? This has gotta be a mu-“ *coin get*
I think this would be a cool series. "If I get a rupee in all Zelda games" / "If a pokémon faints in all pokémon games" / etc.
The latter is just a super hard nuzlocke
What about "If I take damage in Minecraft"
@@awesome_pow It doesn't work with minecraft because that's just a single game
And there aren't even that many spin offs
No rings in sonic
"Oh, do I need to collect coins to hit them from below??"
*THE FINAL FOUR*
top ten lines right before distaster
Real shame NSMB 2 couldn’t make it to the final stretch, but it definitely got further than anyone was expecting
*The Last Words of Every Jwittz Clone*
3:46 "This has got to be a mush-"
4:02 "Oh-"
4:24 "WH-"
4:46 "Thread the N-"
5:22 "maybe I can jump off of this guy"
5:53 "Eagh-"
6:04 *silence*
6:14 "This would be the greatest jump of all time."
"H-"
6:59 "No Coins!"
9:20 "OH-"
10:20 "Let's Gooo, b-N-"
12:54 "Do I have to collect coins to hit him from below?"
15:03 "They're surrounding me w-"
15:32 "Woo, C-"
19:21 "Secret Coin, Hidden Coin"
20:34 "I heard the coin sound effect, but I don't think I-"
*GASP*
A true master of the cut
Thread the what now? 🤨
Let's good, b-what now? 🤨
Wow,what now? 🤨
Mother’s Pasta 🍝
Yeah, I don't know why that line killed me
Omni indeed
i don’t know you, but i like your icon
GOAT comment
Will Bowden no goat, just pasta
I’m gonna call this a video full of perfectly cut screams
I still wish we could see the reactions afterward though.
C 123
Same. Lol.
"This has got to be a mush-"
Wow, a total of 666 likes.
Wheres the video NATHAN
Nicobbq wants to know your location
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Alternative title: JWittz makes his own "Perfectly Cut Screams" compilation.
4:24
Yeh I say so
Mhm
"lets just avoid this all together, we don't need that"
*flagpole gives him coins*
*"WHA-"*
😂😂😂
4:18
Rololmao
Alternate title: Jwittz developes a phobia of money while playing Mario for 20 minutes.
More like 40 minutes but ye lmao
@@bogass7771 I meant the video run time, but I guess even then the sponsor and explanation take up time as well.
@@CeHee123 ya most definetely. But man the patience and will to do all of it xD
"What do you need for that? A FIDDY DOLLER BI-AHHHHHH!!!!!" *runs away*
3020: can I get multiple views on my AdSense vid and not earn a dime?
10:20
Jwittz: LET'S GOOOOOOOO
Out of nowhere coins: Go where?
Jwittz: LET'S GOOOOOO
Coin that magically appeared in Jwittz's pocket: Ooh, where we going?
Coins: "I'm about to end this man's whole career"
”LETS GOOOOO ..... wait n-”
Old Jwittz: So what is up with missingno?
Jwittz today: C H A L L E N G E A C C E P T E D
His twitch days changed him 😂
Definitely miss his older style content
@@Noblepizza the twitch curse has affected every single UA-camr
3:46 "Okay like this, this has gotta be a mush-"
*"JWittz hits a coin block"*
*It's always sunny in the Mushroom Kingdom*
_death_
11:44 where he goes "aa" it sounds like dipper from gravity falls lol
It does but it also doesn't, his voice is too deep to sound exactly like dipper
I just KNEW the 3D Land run was gonna end at the first flagpole lmao
I totally forgot abt the part where you get coins if you land on the flagpole... funny thing is if he landed on top of the flagpole it wouldn't have counted as coins 😂
@@bonkeroooo True, but 3D Land gives you a coin for every ten seconds left on the timer (and one more for any smaller increment of time left over) so even if he'd gotten the 1 Up from the top of the flagpole, he wouldn't have made it to 1-2.
I just love how surprised he was at that at 4:25
Like how I knew Galaxy 2 would end at Spiny Control.
Lmao me to 🤣
The sounds of shock being cut off whenever he collects a coin are the best parts of the video.
COI-
Those cut screams are perfect for Dark Soul meme videos.
Mario Sunshine: "I think its time we ended this charade."
I'm still confused as to where the coin came from.
@@TheHeroOfTomorrow after you beat the boss the game spawns you in another part of the map, that happends to be right on top of a coin
*N.Tropy will not forget this*
Sunshine: I'm about to end this mans whole career
@@Gazursa5564 Ah. He got King Crimson'd.
4:25 Perfectly cut screams 😂
*WHA-*
That surprise coin in mario odyssey is the funniest thing I've seen all day.
6:01
"This has gotta be a Mush-"
I can't begin to tell you how hard that made me laugh. That and "THREAD THE N-"
"It was at this moment, that he knew..."
Anyone want to finish it for me?
This could be the greatest jump of all time... thread the nee-
"Yess, lets goo! N-"
*He did not thread the needle*
All times of death for JWittz (5 seconds before imminent disaster):
3:41 Super Mario Bros. 2: The Lost Levels
3:57 New Super Mario Bros.
4:20 Super Mario 3D Land
4:43 New Super Mario Bros. Wii
5:21 Super Mario World
5:49 Super Mario Bros. 3
6:00 Super Mario Odyssey
6:12 Super Mario Land (GBA)
6:55 Super Mario Galaxy
9:16 Super Mario 3D World
10:16 New Super Mario Bros. U
12:51 New Super Mario Bros. 2
14:59 Super Mario Galaxy 2
15:29 Super Mario Bros.
19:22 Super Mario 64
20:22 Super Mario Sunshine
You deserve a like, good sir :3
but Land wasn't a GBA game
Super Mario 3D Land = 420 :)
I just realized he didn't include Super Mario Land 2: Six Golden Coins because the game requires you to collect special Coins from boss battles. So it was a instant-lose game from the beginning.
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THAT WAS SOOOO EVIL, they spawned you on a coin. That's SO bs.
Wait when?
@@LoonyBoony I know the star collected one for him in Galaxy 2 at 15:03 when it was about to launch him...
@@JamesCPotter13 I'm pretty sure he was referring to Mario Sunshine at the end of the video, Mario was forced to collect a coin during the cutscene.
@@Aaaa-g6u8e maybe he was still moving
@@hboogy101 Unfortunately, no that isn't possible. You can't move during a cutscene. The game did him dirty by teleporting Mario on a coin.
19:05 perfect timing
12:19 this is NES Mario
This is literally "Perfectly Cut Screams: the Mario Edition", and I love it
10:18
Yeess! Let's gooo- WAIT N- *Cut*
Bro that’s literally epic
4:25 Oh, WHA-*Cut*
Me too man
There's a series of Rom Hacks called "Communist Mario", where coins harm you.
No. IT IS THE HOMELESS MARIO ROM HACK!
"Maybe I can jump off of this guy?"
Famous last words
He would had definitely made that jump over the Yoshi Coin if he timed it properly.
"Also i hear the coin sound effect, i dont think-"
*the cutscene ends*
*the coin gui has 1 coin*
"FUUU-"
*gasp*
4:48 thread the nickel
I guess that it doesn’t cost that much to make a vacation last that long.
"No coins! I'd rather die!"
This needs to be taken out of context.
@@GKplus8 pennys are pointless though.
@@powerofthec5908 no they're not.
they're an important part of our currency, and the whole 99.99 thing allows you to at least be sure to you're not being ripped off, yeah it's 1 cent, but a ripoff is a ripoff.
When Karl Marx wrote The Communist Manifesto
@@powerofthec5908 agree
*Wario has left the chat*
They say go for the gold, but to win you have to avoid the gold.
Go for the silver!
What about the cardboard?
@Chase B. Paper Mario reference?
*Normal Mario:* Oh boy coins! I really need the health/lives.
*Coinless Mario:* I live in constant fear...
Dollar bills, more like Dollar Kills
20:36 "*breaths in heavily* do do do. do do. do. DOOO!!!"
J wittz was lucky to get through peaches slide. Only brave souls go for that in a coinless run.
69 likes. Noice as roice.
10:20 holy crap, I'm dying over here 😂
I love that he has a disassembled joycon on his desk as a reference to that time he mutilated a joycon in his quest for shiny raichu
Wait what?
@@CyberBlastoise Watch the pushing button for rare pokemon video
@@CyberBlastoise in the intro for his videos, theres a disassembled joycon
Good eye! I almost never pay attention to the intro of the video, so it's cool to see stuff like that pointed out!
Enhanced* a joycon
6:14 this would be the greatest jump of all time *HO-*
12:53
I was screaming off the top of my lungs for him to go back and get a fire flower in his powerup slot
I thought nsmb2 was gonna last all of 5 seconds
Honestly? I want to see the uncut versions of all the runs, with his reaction to losing :'D
If you rank the reactions on how crazy they were, I'm gonna predict the most crazy we're 3D Land, NSMBU or Sunshine.
"I heard the coin sound effect but I don't think I-"
So it's not just for CreepyProduce where the moment he tries to talk about it it's over huh
"This will be the greatest jump of all time!"
Famous last words
6:13
He said if.
20:27 Moments caught before disaster
Jwittz: Wait. It's all coins?
Mario: Always has been.
I would like, but there are 42 likes
3:43
Little did he know.. that this Block ended Mario's whole career.
And also, 3D World and Wii U Deluxe was cruel..!
You can beat those levels coinless if you hit the top of the flagpole in every level.
Sunshine
Another is Super Mario Galaxy 2, progress trap
9:02 we shall never know what he was wondering
I feel like each game has a different personality
“Ok like this, this has gotta be a mush-“ *run ends* 😂
5:18 Dino coin: "It's over, Mario! I have the high ground!"
Mario:"You underestimate my power!"
Hahahaha
But it is called 'dragon coin' not dino coin
@@sperryyoungerjr.3985 Coin: Don't try it!
A fellow prequel memer. You have my respect
I think the funniest one was at 4:24 cause he just sounds so taken aback
Still cant believe NSMB2 was one of the last ones
NSMB2 can be beaten without collecting a single coin. Ironic
5:01: If you hit something with a fire flower, it turns into a coin!
*ya don't say?*
10:20 Yes Let’s Goooo!!!
*runs straight into coins*
Mario, put down those coins. You don't know where they have been.
I love how JWittz isn't content with just doing something halfway, he has to be all in
Lol. I love the way it cuts to the next game when you touch a coin and it cuts the scream as well.
"No coin i'd rather die!"
-Jwittz taking the vow of poverty
EVERY SINGLE PERFECTLY CUT SCREAM I DIED. THIS IS PERFECTION
This is the most intense game of Don't Touch Me ever.
Most of these runs end with just...
"coins come out of nowhere, and without any foreknowledge you couldn't have known or prevented it."
JWittz: A man who loves his gaming
10:13
Is it just me or did I hear
F ** k
Not from jwitzz but from the game
I heard the coin sound effect. I don't think I-
*L E G A S P*
Would've been funnier if the video just ended when he realized he got the coin in sunshine (ie. no endcard).
Nah, the endcard adds to it. It gives you a moment to process, like the end cover of a book
I actually predicted sunshine to be the last game because I thought of fludd combined with the 3D space.
It is only been a few seconds and this has already been my favorite coinless challenge.
Totally called it on Sunshine being the last one- that game makes coins relatively useless. Just heals you if you take damage, which only really happens mid boss fights, and it's so hard to get 100 coins that unlike other games that reward you with a +1 Up, this one gives you a freaking Sunshine for it. That being said... still my favorite Mario game. Anyway, great video as always and #SuperMarioSunshine2!
The SM64 run was definitely the most impressive
16 star speedrun (no coins)
Can you release a side video with your reactions after the coins? because i really want to hear them
Me when Jwittz got to the boss in NSMB2 without the fire flower: Well, it’s over.
Unlike Gamechamp he did not achieve Mission Complete.
To bad he didn't take the secret exit in that level
You should do all Zelda games without collecting a rupee.
I can already see one problem with OOT. Without glitches you cant progress to the first dungeon without buying a shield.
@@beondhuman Yeah, but the point is to just see how far you can get in each game without rupees and for that game that would be as far as you could get.
I don't think you can get rupees accidentally in BotW. Unless you risk yourself at opening optional chests, especially the ones in shrines.
TP would also be a very early Failure. You can’t even progress without buying the slingshot.
He’d probably have better luck just cutting out 3D Zelda entirely since they all force you to make purchases early
Thatd make Windwaker *IMPOSSIBLE*
8:32 reeeally angry >:(
I like how it just abruptly cuts when he loses
SPOILERS
Eyyyyyy I had a feeling sunshine would make it to the end. Although I also thought that NSMB2 would’ve been the one you got out first and nope😂
The video never ends if the games never start.
"Palms? Sweaty. Mother's? Pasta." That part KILLED me, XD
Hotel? Trivago
Meme? dead.
"NO! No coin; I'D RATHER DIE."
-A very sane man, 2020
Me at 13:02: 3D ALL STAR COLLECTION GO BRRRRRRRRRRRRR
That slide section was INSANE! I was expecting the run to die right then and there!
Awww man some of those runs were BRUTAL! I thought Sunshine would be good, but I didnt think it would end like THAT
Bro, the sudden cuts and gasps. I literally, could, not, stop, laughing.
Awesome job xD
The 100 coin missions in Sunshine are often brutal because many missions don't even have that many.
10:38 worst boss for this challenge lol
3:47 "Top ten photos taken moments before disaster."
@@gingy7310 yeah, i did 47 so that it wouldnt happen the exact frame... Just given so leeway
Clearly, this is revenge for those insane levels in SMB Wii U he did a video on.
Loved the video! Just a critique, during the final four games maybe use some sort of indicator to show which game the voiceover is addressing? Great video tho!
Funny you say that and he actually did. There is a music note block on top of the one that is playing sound so you know 👍
@@TheChoZenOneNJ OOOOOH I missed that too.
@@chocobofangirl Lol Yeah I won't lie, at first, it wasn't noticeable for me either but then I saw it and was like "oooooooooo okay"
When getting a Game Over in Super Mario Bros. hold “A” button while on title screen and keep it held as you choose 1 player (or 2, it doesn’t matter). You get to continue from the last world you were. With world I mean 1-1, 2-1, 3-1, and so on. A Game Over in, for example, 6-3 will start from 6-1. A Game Over on 7-4 will start from 7-1.
4:00 Crouch.
@Alecsion Not if you jump wile already crouched.
@Alecsion It looked close, and you don't jump as high when crouching.
@Alecsion I think you can. I also have PTSD from it crouching mid-air in Wii.
JWittz: “I’m gonna play Mario and never touch a coin!”
Nintendo: “Wait....that’s illegal!”
Man gains anxiety by a platforming children's game's currency
Watching this after the 35th anniversary
Same
RIP galaxy 2. Still happy even though I have galaxy 1 and 2. A good time to like 3-d Mario games.
Unless it's galaxy 2.
“I almost just want to die and reset”
9:54 this whole part 😔
This actually seems like tonnes of fun. I’m also kinda surprised at how long the final five games lasted!
Spoiler:
LET'S GO SUNSHINE.
Cashier: “Here’s your change, sir.”
Jwittz: 15:33
As someone who loves Super Mario 64 and Super Mario Sunshine to death the fact that they were the last 2 makes me extremely happy!
I'm still in shock that the game that's sole advertising point was the fact that there's a lot of coins in it was the game that came in FIFTH PLACE