Can My Goldfish Beat Elden Ring’s Hardest Boss?

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  • @SpitefulJD
    @SpitefulJD 3 місяці тому +5907

    "He's so overleveled"
    I had the same reaction crow had, he's a goldfish dawg, he's already nerfed enough

    • @ayo9290
      @ayo9290 3 місяці тому +312

      He didn't even use summons

    • @uuu12343
      @uuu12343 3 місяці тому +319

      ​@@ayo9290he cant even roll nor jump, in other words, imagine completely no i-frames

    • @Bluethunder999
      @Bluethunder999 3 місяці тому +17

      I agree

    • @funwithjlxrblx
      @funwithjlxrblx 3 місяці тому +138

      He doesnt even know that he’s playing, he’s just swimming around in his little tank

    • @nou1747
      @nou1747 3 місяці тому +56

      True, would like to see them beat the same boss without vision nor hearing and only use head or hand tracking to control the game without knowing what input each location does in game while at or under level

  • @StringsNStrands
    @StringsNStrands 3 місяці тому +5676

    The fact that Elden Ring players would gatekeep a goldfish shows that some are beyond redemption.

    • @malikhittam1440
      @malikhittam1440 3 місяці тому +400

      Unfortunately they are the loudest ones and they give the actual cool people in the community a bad rep 😔

    • @awdatzya
      @awdatzya 3 місяці тому +250

      ​@@malikhittam1440the most vocal part of souls and elden ring fans is so toxic that they sometimes make you not want to play the game lmao

    • @malikhittam1440
      @malikhittam1440 3 місяці тому +103

      @@awdatzya sadly, yes. it's not really a problem for me most of the time since I can enjoy a game/show and just ignore the toxic fans but it's a bit different when it comes to elden ring. I care for this game more than others and I love interacting with the cool people in the community. It just sucks when you're discussing fun builds, strategies, glitches or bosses with someone and some idiot decides to jump in and drop a "skill issue" or "git gud"

    • @astercat49
      @astercat49 3 місяці тому +177

      I mean seriously, how unfathomably maidenless do you have to be to gatekeep the win of a fucking GOLDFISH?

    • @denji3397
      @denji3397 3 місяці тому +11

      They just some kids lmao

  • @erwinmuller7115
    @erwinmuller7115 3 місяці тому +3650

    Pointcrow yelling at his fish to heal is the closest thing we'll ever get to real life pokemon

    • @Andix-music-official
      @Andix-music-official 3 місяці тому +8

      no comments lemme change that

    • @bailijay
      @bailijay 3 місяці тому +21

      I think is like my favorite youtube comment ever

    • @yellowViola
      @yellowViola 3 місяці тому +5

      ​​@@Andix-music-official no comment to comment about comment having no comment? Lemme change that

    • @Josephdavidson
      @Josephdavidson 3 місяці тому +5

      Real life pokemon would be terrible

    • @WinterPains
      @WinterPains 3 місяці тому

      Are we forgetting Rooster and Dog Fights?

  • @baderhh9928
    @baderhh9928 3 місяці тому +722

    5:30 i love how the fish started taunting radahn after it staggered him, really shows the difference in might

    • @Skwakisking
      @Skwakisking 2 місяці тому +5

      lol

    • @Zythryl
      @Zythryl 2 місяці тому +11

      Tortellini would make an excellent invader.
      ...Hey, @PointCrow, here's a brilliant idea.

  • @unbentsign7194
    @unbentsign7194 3 місяці тому +379

    "He's so overleveled!"
    Oh you did not- I know half of you used your mimic tear, bleed infused antspur rapier, with fingie shield and deflect tear, and that's with TWO FULLY FUNCTIONING HANDS, not to mention OPPOSABLE THUMBS, which is one of the RAREST traits.

    • @lmaooooostfuclown
      @lmaooooostfuclown 18 днів тому

      If you didn't beat it at level 1 stop talking 😂😂😂

    • @francescomusiani5856
      @francescomusiani5856 10 днів тому +3

      I only use mimic tear( I'm a newbie in this game), but I KNOW that this is ridiculous, it's a goddamn fish, what do you expect? To beat the entire game from the beginning?

    • @maythiriphyu6139
      @maythiriphyu6139 16 годин тому

      Oi oi oi oi

  • @MarkSchmidtTheRecoverySystem
    @MarkSchmidtTheRecoverySystem 3 місяці тому +2576

    6:17 Imagine being mad that Eric made it possible for his goldfish to beat Malenia. Really ponder that for a moment.

    • @malikhittam1440
      @malikhittam1440 3 місяці тому +276

      Souls elitists are a different breed istg. I swear some of us fromsoft fans are actually normal people with a functioning brain 😭

    • @M_BRINE_85
      @M_BRINE_85 3 місяці тому +108

      I bet half the people who commented that can’t even beat godrick

    • @uglyrat3858
      @uglyrat3858 3 місяці тому +90

      Pond-er... pond...fish

    • @MarkSchmidtTheRecoverySystem
      @MarkSchmidtTheRecoverySystem 3 місяці тому +24

      @@uglyrat3858 you're a saint.

    • @Acererak0912
      @Acererak0912 3 місяці тому +30

      @@M_BRINE_85 Exactly. They're salty a literal goldfish is better than them

  • @somerandomperson9670
    @somerandomperson9670 3 місяці тому +1903

    People who think that a goldfish is “overleveled” make the goldfish seem smart in comparison.

    • @imaturtlbro
      @imaturtlbro 3 місяці тому +11

      real

    • @Moscow_VR
      @Moscow_VR 3 місяці тому +6

      yea

    • @thegrindingofguysaac8727
      @thegrindingofguysaac8727 2 місяці тому +5

      Rain world pfp

    • @videogamescoverftw
      @videogamescoverftw 2 місяці тому +29

      Its the equivalent of looking at your 5 year old nephew's pokemon game and saying "Hey, arent you a bit overleveled for this gym?"

    • @Pedro_Le_Chef
      @Pedro_Le_Chef 2 місяці тому +8

      ​@@videogamescoverftw
      The argument is already so ridiculous, that any kind of equivalency doesn't do it justice.

  • @binqtop
    @binqtop 3 місяці тому +1965

    Important PSA because I noticed some people were concerned from the last goldfish video: Mr. Tortellini the goldfish does have an actual tank where he lives. He is just in an empty tank for gaming. Do not worry, chat, Pointcrow takes care of his fish VERY well :)

    • @lordlyka68
      @lordlyka68 3 місяці тому +374

      Exactly, this is tortellini's gamer setup, I bet his actual tank is a goated house for him

    • @8bitmclaren
      @8bitmclaren 3 місяці тому +141

      Gaming tank lmao

    • @Zayan773
      @Zayan773 3 місяці тому +15

      Exactly in fact he would eat his fish for a hundred thousand dollars

    • @Alex_...34565
      @Alex_...34565 3 місяці тому +66

      even his gamer tank is better than most goldfish tanks tbh

    • @quack-tastictictac1630
      @quack-tastictictac1630 3 місяці тому +24

      Rate Tortellini’s gaming setup

  • @quack-tastictictac1630
    @quack-tastictictac1630 3 місяці тому +301

    11:10 Tortellini literally just stance broke Radahn out of his meteor attack. That fish is a god.

    • @comradeanthony4120
      @comradeanthony4120 2 місяці тому +10

      I didn't even know you could do that! That fish taught me something about the game lol

    • @rohannambiar5059
      @rohannambiar5059 2 місяці тому +9

      this mf stopped a meteor shower lmaooo

  • @catincake3467
    @catincake3467 3 місяці тому +94

    "He's overleveled"
    Bro a fish couldnt even comprehend what that is.

  • @Aver187
    @Aver187 3 місяці тому +1504

    “Overleveling undermines the integrity of Elden Ring”
    Average Tortellini response: 🐟🐟🐟

    • @aurumvale9908
      @aurumvale9908 3 місяці тому +17

      more like: 👁👄👁

    • @lewesc
      @lewesc 3 місяці тому +68

      goldfish haters think about Tortellini being over levelled.
      Totellini doesn't think about them at all.

    • @dhampir_days
      @dhampir_days 3 місяці тому +5

      blubblubblub

    • @concerninghobbits5536
      @concerninghobbits5536 3 місяці тому +19

      @@lewescTortellini doesn't think about being at all. Possibly doesn't even think. Truly the way to live.

    • @andrewjazdzyk1215
      @andrewjazdzyk1215 Місяць тому +1

      Lol I went into the dlc at like level 500 something with no new game plus and I have no regrets.

  • @isaacnikolic5895
    @isaacnikolic5895 3 місяці тому +732

    Praise fish.
    I also believe the bosses are just so confused. Most of their power comes from mind games. Delays on attacks. Scaring players from going in.
    They have no fucking clue what to do against a gold fish.

    • @fonzie_tron7272
      @fonzie_tron7272 3 місяці тому +67

      Exactly. Because if you go with the mentality of screw it we Ball and just hit the boss. Sometimes it just works

    • @DankSlayer_Ornstien
      @DankSlayer_Ornstien 3 місяці тому +46

      Not to mention that PCR flashbanged(has since been nerfed), and a goldfish's vision is 40 times worse than a human's. Tort had an advantage in the firght.

    • @RIP_ZYZZ1738
      @RIP_ZYZZ1738 3 місяці тому +23

      Id be scared too if my opposition just chugs 10 flasks in front of me for no reason after entering my second phase 😂

    • @thecatlord661
      @thecatlord661 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@fonzie_tron7272 Whether or not that works depends on your build.

    • @SixGrainsOfGravel
      @SixGrainsOfGravel 2 місяці тому +4

      Reminds me of that one scene in drunken master 2 where the guy just runs toward the other guy with no strategy and just kicks his ass

  • @somethingofascientist7084
    @somethingofascientist7084 3 місяці тому +1631

    5:58 “was the goldfish even able to see the monitor to have some sort of feedback or input” no fucking way someone thinks the fish seeing the screen would make a difference 💀

    • @manapicrafter6948
      @manapicrafter6948 3 місяці тому +218

      His little no attention span goldfish brain would literally explode if he was subjected to those boss animations for hours lmao

    • @jaimeparker2161
      @jaimeparker2161 3 місяці тому +88

      on the same comment, "maybe it's just a popular idea to bandwagon onto" in regards to... a fish playing a video game?

    • @astro_dwarf
      @astro_dwarf 3 місяці тому +73

      Counter offer: it's a blindfolded playthrough

    • @ThomasWhittington-z2z
      @ThomasWhittington-z2z 3 місяці тому +26

      this is true. Tortellini doesn't even need to do he's just that powerful he wasn't even trying tbh I was in the live

    • @tancredtorns7092
      @tancredtorns7092 3 місяці тому +2

      that line had me rolling lol

  • @PoyowenPoyo
    @PoyowenPoyo 3 місяці тому +129

    Alternative title: Tortellini OWNS gaming journalists with FINS and LOGIC

  • @PoyoDesuka
    @PoyoDesuka 3 місяці тому +70

    Why do all these fish gravitate towards finances? Well, they're GOLDfish for a reason.
    -Sun Tzu

  • @Robbobobobobobo
    @Robbobobobobobo 3 місяці тому +900

    crow yelling at tortellini to heal has the same energy as kingdom hearts players yelling at donald duck to freakin heal them

    • @awdatzya
      @awdatzya 3 місяці тому +68

      I have no idea how kingdom hearts gameplay looks like and I choose not to check because this sentence is absolutely hilarious no context

    • @wave7090
      @wave7090 3 місяці тому +17

      Lmao so true
      And then when you're fighting like roxas kh2 you're tryna figure out why you get no heals and he ain t even there no more
      I guess he got annoyed at all my berating lol

    • @justaboy4613
      @justaboy4613 2 місяці тому +1

      Painfully relatable

  • @BENch_Gaming44444
    @BENch_Gaming44444 3 місяці тому +790

    Gatekeeping anyone, especially a goldfish, from an amazing single-player game is a ridiculous concept.

    • @joakim8579
      @joakim8579 3 місяці тому +75

      Even a multiplayer one, If I get killed by a literal goldfish in any game, I am the problem

    • @BENch_Gaming44444
      @BENch_Gaming44444 3 місяці тому +15

      @@joakim8579 It would definitely be a wake-up call 🤣

    • @TheAleQc
      @TheAleQc 3 місяці тому +6

      When is the goldfish league of legends stream? Or can he best Thelegend47?

  • @Tillyp-z2s
    @Tillyp-z2s 3 місяці тому +559

    I can’t believe Promised consort radahn fought the hardest boss fight in history

    • @juanqarlos94
      @juanqarlos94 3 місяці тому +7

      Goated comment 😂

    • @airmilk7599
      @airmilk7599 3 місяці тому +16

      Ngl Radahn was over leveled and still lost

    • @specterbektormektor8615
      @specterbektormektor8615 Місяць тому

      He fought a gold fish little did he know torts true form is the giant goldfish god from seikiri praise the fish emperor​@@airmilk7599

  • @Tronas1111
    @Tronas1111 3 місяці тому +35

    The timing of this video confused me since consort radahn was just nerfed, and I coulda sworn point crow had already done this. I guess he just took awhile to edit the video together and upload it. It makes it even funnier now, because this means that the goldfish beat pre nerf radahn XD

  • @ClownyGuyToo
    @ClownyGuyToo 3 місяці тому +42

    A goldfish is better than me at a video game. I’m having an existential crisis

  • @MegaMiley
    @MegaMiley 3 місяці тому +499

    The rant around 6:20 made me like this video, 100% correct, it's a freaking goldfish XD, let it be over-powered to stand ANY chance at all

  • @Naneet72
    @Naneet72 3 місяці тому +370

    The fact that some people had the audacity to say it's unfair that Tort had OP armour and weapons when fighting all the bosses is actually unbearably stupid to me. HE'S A F*CKING GOLDFISH, HE'S ALREADY BEEN NERFED ENOUGH BY GOD THEMSELVES

    • @MrUNnice
      @MrUNnice 2 місяці тому +35

      AND HE STILL BETTER THEN THEM

    • @cid3303
      @cid3303 2 місяці тому +29

      you see they cannot accept the fact a gold fish outperformed them

    • @floricel_112
      @floricel_112 Місяць тому +9

      He's a goldfish swimming randomly in an aquarium, with inputs on a wall, unaware of the challenge (because duh....FISH) and he's STILL winning nonetheless

    • @JeffreyTheSquirrl
      @JeffreyTheSquirrl Місяць тому

      No i wanna see the haters kill the boss with max everything in less tries than tort

  • @uuu12343
    @uuu12343 3 місяці тому +282

    Note that with the patch, he also has the added honor of having beaten Consort Radahn PRE-PATCH

  • @schadowsshade7870
    @schadowsshade7870 3 місяці тому +50

    5:33 Bro breakes his stance, his stance… and instead of reposting… he taunts him 😂 HES a God and Nobody can Tell me otherwise

  • @MatthewHodges
    @MatthewHodges 3 місяці тому +59

    This is a real life version of the infinite monkeys with typewriters recreating the works of Shakespeare by pure probability

    • @c0n33r
      @c0n33r 3 місяці тому +4

      The fish isn't responding to any stimuli.
      This is basically equivalent to a random number generator.
      Anything can happen eventually. Just keep it running. Hours of content.

  • @patternz777
    @patternz777 3 місяці тому +480

    5:55 to 6:22
    absolute best fuckin part in this entire edit lmfaoo pointcrow you are so real for this xD

    • @Kendyll_Gaming
      @Kendyll_Gaming 3 місяці тому +22

      I was about to comment that. Cheeto crusted fingers got me 💀

    • @funwithjlxrblx
      @funwithjlxrblx 3 місяці тому +5

      “He’s a goldfish!”

    • @William-wb8pd
      @William-wb8pd 3 місяці тому +14

      "HE'S A GOLDFISH! Obviously he's overleveled, watching paint dry for 10 hours would be more entertaining than seeing a GOLDFISH lose a thousand time to a boss! AND I'VE WATCHED PAINT DRY FOR 10 HOURS! Get your cheeto-crusted, grubby fingers out of your a-"

  • @Taraku43
    @Taraku43 3 місяці тому +290

    I genuinly want to have a serious word to word with the guy who put up the whole rant about how OP the gear was and how Tortellini couldn't even see the screen etc and just genuinly ask him...Has he ever even had fun before?

    • @RowsieFox
      @RowsieFox 3 місяці тому +6

      I think the point is that the build tortellini was using wouldnt even be fun to play, well tbf promised consort Radahn wasn't fun to play before the nerf period lmao.
      Yes i am coping a little cause i spent many days on that fight in particular and was a teeny bit annoyed at my friends aho kept linking me the stream highlight and making fun of me for it

    • @maritofuentes4690
      @maritofuentes4690 3 місяці тому +57

      ​@@RowsieFox it's a fish

    • @Titanicus560
      @Titanicus560 3 місяці тому +21

      @@maritofuentes4690bruh fr whats he yappin about💀

    • @RowsieFox
      @RowsieFox 2 місяці тому +2

      @@Titanicus560 the stuff tortellini was using wouldn't be fun to use as an actual player. You didn't have to deal with your friends spamming you calling you stupid because you took longer to beat a boss than a fish, did you?

    • @Titanicus560
      @Titanicus560 2 місяці тому +26

      @@RowsieFox well that’s just your friends being annoying since it was all rng

  • @watchfulgamer625
    @watchfulgamer625 3 місяці тому +242

    My first question when I watched this video was "you can stance break consort radahn?" My second question, "why are people hating on Tortellini?"

    • @kitkatboard
      @kitkatboard 3 місяці тому +32

      Jealousy

    • @kyaroderooij7158
      @kyaroderooij7158 3 місяці тому +21

      1. Yes but his poise fully recovers in 4 seconds so good luck without a tank build
      2. Souls players

    • @BigDBrian
      @BigDBrian 3 місяці тому +5

      @@kyaroderooij7158 Poise regen starts after just over 6 seconds and takes just over 9 seconds to fully recovery from 0.
      It is certainly too short (it should have a 9 second timer before starting, based on his poise) but it is not *that* short

  • @Manectrix2000
    @Manectrix2000 Місяць тому +5

    Imagine gatekeeping the equivalent of someone playing blind, deaf, and ignorant that they’re controlling a game by just moving. Plus he doesn’t have summons or invincibility frames of any kind. Tortellini is a god.

  • @Roman90454
    @Roman90454 3 місяці тому +22

    The fallen leaves tell a story
    Of how a fish became Elden Lord.
    In our home, across the fog, the lands Between.
    Our fish will look back upon us, and recall.
    An Age of GOLDFISH!

  • @NintenHawk
    @NintenHawk 3 місяці тому +962

    Praise fish.
    Absolute banger video! Love the editing!

  • @Arrowstotle
    @Arrowstotle 3 місяці тому +502

    Praise fish

  • @youtoozboi763
    @youtoozboi763 3 місяці тому +622

    Doug Doug, I did a thing and pointcrow are the three horsemen of ridiculous ideas being executed surprisingly well

    • @artemisthehunter8360
      @artemisthehunter8360 3 місяці тому +90

      Doug Doug- twitch chat plays games
      Point crow- tortellini plays games
      I did a thing- lets violate OSHA standards

    • @TheInGeneralGamer
      @TheInGeneralGamer 3 місяці тому +2

      @@artemisthehunter8360 lol so true tho

    • @sadracbustamante4835
      @sadracbustamante4835 3 місяці тому +14

      Actually doug doug, pointcrow and failboat are the three horsemen

    • @JustSomeGuyWithoutSeasoning
      @JustSomeGuyWithoutSeasoning 3 місяці тому

      Never watched “I did a thing” before, might check them out.
      Nevermind, not my type of content.

    • @doitfaster9553
      @doitfaster9553 3 місяці тому +3

      Your forgetting @maxfosh

  • @Penguin1535-p7b
    @Penguin1535-p7b 3 місяці тому +18

    5:57 “Was the goldfish even able to see the monitor to have some sort of feedback or input?” HE IS A FUCKING GOLDFISH I don’t think him SEEING the monitor will help him play the game better

    • @youtubeuniversity3638
      @youtubeuniversity3638 13 днів тому

      Woulda been funny at the least, but ye no difference in fish doing fish things.

  • @trinodot8112
    @trinodot8112 3 місяці тому +20

    Make him do pvp next. See how many players are worse than an actual goldfish

    • @prosebuds5124
      @prosebuds5124 2 місяці тому +5

      Stop I wanna see this so bad

  • @YooberDoober95
    @YooberDoober95 3 місяці тому +603

    This goldfish has more skill than me .💀

    • @Ashina8
      @Ashina8 3 місяці тому +3

      Fr💀

    • @gamerguy7492
      @gamerguy7492 3 місяці тому +4

      i'm lowkey first trying that boss with that build tbf

    • @auroraourania7161
      @auroraourania7161 3 місяці тому +2

      With how messed up my hands are, I would probably need to just use the same setup as tortellini lmao

    • @Mr.Stalactite2
      @Mr.Stalactite2 3 місяці тому

      Praise fish

    • @Trickdulasince1999
      @Trickdulasince1999 3 місяці тому +5

      thats why people gate keep, they get embarrased that a newbie goldfish is better at the game

  • @Charliethecryptid
    @Charliethecryptid 3 місяці тому +93

    Im glad tortellini is bringing such small, short creators onto his channel, tortellini is such an amazing gamer. And that other guy is there too ig.

  • @katoatoato
    @katoatoato 3 місяці тому +122

    I love when Tortellini is on stream and inevitably his 2 braincells are just like "mmm, nappy time" meanwhile PointCrow is trying to get him to fight for his life

  • @Hexadeca
    @Hexadeca 3 місяці тому +13

    I do feel like that fish is living as a realife isekai character. Reborn as a Goldfish and became an pro gaming streaming god. 👑 🐟

  • @Coolguy79690
    @Coolguy79690 3 місяці тому +22

    6:03 HE’S A GOLDFISH!!!!

  • @FirstLastname604
    @FirstLastname604 3 місяці тому +158

    I’m just saying, when tortellini eventually goes belly up, he deserves a PROPER send off

    • @mangopossum_
      @mangopossum_ 3 місяці тому

      *IF
      we have no proof tortellini can die

    • @Ozzys_Boneyard
      @Ozzys_Boneyard 3 місяці тому +46

      give him a viking funeral as he swims to Valhalla

    • @awdatzya
      @awdatzya 3 місяці тому +8

      that's years down the line, we definitely don't have to worry about it now

    • @NakkiPie
      @NakkiPie 3 місяці тому +9

      Gods are immortal.

    • @pyritenightmare
      @pyritenightmare 3 місяці тому +22

      A properly cared for petstore goldfish can live to 10-15 years on average, it'll be a WHILE.

  • @NeverFirst1
    @NeverFirst1 3 місяці тому +83

    Tortellini is the most talented goldfish in the world. He's also one of the most famous ones. Now we need to make him the coolest-looking one.

    • @deen7530
      @deen7530 3 місяці тому +3

      Give him sunglasses

    • @clc619
      @clc619 3 місяці тому

      Not one of, the most!

  • @Eclipse5O
    @Eclipse5O 3 місяці тому +1358

    If a goldfish can do it, you have no excuse

    • @DerekS-kq3zh
      @DerekS-kq3zh 3 місяці тому +85

      Sure I do. I don't want to. Boom

    • @luc_power
      @luc_power 3 місяці тому +5

      Yea

    • @LegendsLikeMe
      @LegendsLikeMe 3 місяці тому +47

      Nah tortellini is just the goat at Elden ring

    • @zlbm0
      @zlbm0 3 місяці тому +35

      @@DerekS-kq3zhthats a reason, not an excuse

    • @thatoneguy13262
      @thatoneguy13262 3 місяці тому +14

      I don't have the DLC. Is that enough of an excuse.

  • @MealsEdits
    @MealsEdits 3 місяці тому +7

    The tarnished showing their grievances towards thy level system be maidenless for sure

  • @naomidolan4882
    @naomidolan4882 3 місяці тому +77

    Pointcrow: So my goldfish Totilleni-
    Chat: Our goldfish

  • @SharpSquid-db2iq
    @SharpSquid-db2iq 3 місяці тому +519

    Praise fish!

  • @bb_boop
    @bb_boop 3 місяці тому +175

    2:43 I thought he was gonna say Tortellini died

  • @saltypepper969
    @saltypepper969 3 місяці тому +6

    Tortellini: "You're the challenger here, Radahn"

  • @The-7th-Blackberry
    @The-7th-Blackberry 3 місяці тому +5

    Ain’t no way someone gonna say a freaking goldfish is over leveled that’s like saying a toddler playing this game is over leveled when they fight a boss lol

  • @WetSweatySocks
    @WetSweatySocks 3 місяці тому +91

    To those mad at a goldfish for being overpowered for the Malenia fight, Ahem, "Cope"

  • @GrimGriefer5
    @GrimGriefer5 3 місяці тому +54

    If you ever feel like giving up in Elden Ring just remember that a Goldfish has beaten Radahn

    • @Notyourusual
      @Notyourusual 3 місяці тому +6

      Excuse me sir consort radahn actually 😭

    • @GrimGriefer5
      @GrimGriefer5 3 місяці тому +12

      @@Notyourusual ☝️🤓”umm actually it’s Promised Consort Radahn”

    • @Notyourusual
      @Notyourusual 3 місяці тому +3

      @@GrimGriefer5 i knew it was coming 😭😭😭

    • @GrimGriefer5
      @GrimGriefer5 3 місяці тому +4

      @@Notyourusual ☝️🤓 “umm excuse me, it’s actually what you deserve”

  • @Pengwyn01
    @Pengwyn01 Місяць тому +2

    1:44 He's called a goldfish for a reason. You chose this.

  • @theomwithi8786
    @theomwithi8786 3 місяці тому +40

    God i love this. Radahn actually got nerfed because people complained so much, but a fucking fish is straight up swimming above their skill level. Praise elden lord tortellini

  • @RedGlider51
    @RedGlider51 3 місяці тому +24

    Tort heard the haters’s criticism of his high level, but the glorious king tort (idk how to spell it) proved their points wrong and proved he was the strongest… Praise fish!

  • @MrSkibblem
    @MrSkibblem 3 місяці тому +37

    HE SWIM….
    HE SWISH..
    FOR HE….
    *IS THE GOD SLAYING FISH!*

  • @333ELBarto333
    @333ELBarto333 3 місяці тому +9

    This doesn't count! The gold fish had unfair advantages on top of being over leveled. It was in water which makes it's response times faster by 0.0054 seconds, Keyboard and mouse must be used, lvl 1 no gear and you aren't allowed to use electricity irl during the run. Only with this will I, the random wojak who spent 300h in the game and wasn't able to even find the first boss, acknowledge the fish as having acceptable gaming skills

  • @lilbuddy324
    @lilbuddy324 3 місяці тому

    Ngl this was beautiful. Almost brought a damn tear to my eye. You gave lil bro 🐠 an opportunity no other fish has gotten. And he stood on buisness. The mark of a true lord of the sea.

  • @DankSlayer_Ornstien
    @DankSlayer_Ornstien 3 місяці тому +24

    Tortilleni did have one advantage, his vision. While it might be worse, it actually came in handy. Goldfish see motion better than deteail compared to humans. This means that he could see where Rahdan was easier, since he was focusing motion rather than the deatails of Radahn's appearance.

    • @kyaroderooij7158
      @kyaroderooij7158 3 місяці тому +7

      He cant see the screen, he is in a different room from the game

    • @KaiserMikael
      @KaiserMikael 3 місяці тому +3

      @@kyaroderooij7158 It's clearly a joke? It's a goldfish... well THE goldfish but still

    • @kyaroderooij7158
      @kyaroderooij7158 3 місяці тому +2

      @@KaiserMikael this doesnt look like a joke or sarcasm to me... but alright i guess

    • @DankSlayer_Ornstien
      @DankSlayer_Ornstien 3 місяці тому

      Well then, it was luck then

  • @melonana95
    @melonana95 3 місяці тому +43

    5:58 imagine beefing with a goldfish

  • @maybebirb
    @maybebirb 3 місяці тому +85

    BEEN WAITING FOR MORE TORTELLINI CONTENT. LETS GOOOO

  • @J2official21
    @J2official21 3 місяці тому +8

    Bro is eating sushi with his pet fish named after food. Fish are friends, not food.
    Edit: this guy knows what I’m talking about
    Edit edit: praise fish

  • @fishebola
    @fishebola 2 місяці тому +3

    "The goldfish was overleveled and was using op gear" - people who used moonveil to beat the game the first time

  • @A_SOULLESSPRSN
    @A_SOULLESSPRSN 3 місяці тому +58

    Bro imagine gate keeping a goldfish

  • @ArmoredDonutGuy
    @ArmoredDonutGuy 3 місяці тому +10

    Pointcrow, I would like to thank you and Tortellini for inspiring me to spend countless hours on most souls games like Bloodborne, Dark Souls 3, Sekiro, and of course Elden Ring.
    Because of you and your LEGENDARY goldfish, I was able to beat the hardest bosses known to mankind. Including Consort Radahn and Sword Saint Isshin.
    I've spent more than 400 hours on souls games and I need a break...
    But I will never forget why I started playing souls games, so thank you, and THATS OUR GOLDFISH!

  • @CosmicOkapi
    @CosmicOkapi 3 місяці тому +8

    “THERE NO WAY!” screamed PointCrow his belief in his goldfish was nonexistent, he didn’t show his feet for he was resistant.

  • @AlbynCraigie-m8e
    @AlbynCraigie-m8e 8 днів тому +1

    tortellini is so powerful, all realities had to hold back his power by turning him into a goldfish

  • @LagrimaArdiente
    @LagrimaArdiente Місяць тому +4

    6:24 Also, he's playing blind considering he can't see what's on the screen. You can't tell me that anyone can beat a Dark Souls boss without looking at the screen.

    • @Dark-6678
      @Dark-6678 13 днів тому +2

      He's also doing it without sound

  • @pokefra1809
    @pokefra1809 3 місяці тому +47

    Guess who is back, back again Tortellini is back, tell a friend

  • @satoth
    @satoth 2 місяці тому +2

    People who complained about overleveling seem like to see a goldfish same intelligent as themselves

  • @sharkynuman4758
    @sharkynuman4758 3 місяці тому +6

    impressive that this goldfish beat radahn blindfolded and deafened, truly a goldfish of alo time.

  • @Cerran032
    @Cerran032 3 місяці тому +8

    I was a bit skeptical right up until he shut down the meteor with a poise break.
    Then, I became a true believer

  • @theodordobre1129
    @theodordobre1129 3 місяці тому +9

    The message of the viewer from "No church in the wild" lmao
    Whats a man to a king, whats a king to a god, whats a god to a goldfish? 😂

  • @JOHNNYTUBEYT
    @JOHNNYTUBEYT 2 місяці тому +2

    Elden Ring gamers: "It's too hard."
    Tort: *CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!*

  • @wavestrider2160
    @wavestrider2160 2 місяці тому +2

    Pointcrow: will you lose to radahn?
    Tortellini: nah
    I'll keep on swimming

  • @izzymosley1970
    @izzymosley1970 3 місяці тому +25

    Tortellini: stand proud rahdan you are strong.

  • @fatyoshi1456
    @fatyoshi1456 3 місяці тому +13

    Tortellini Mussolini and the Blue Meanie, Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie

  • @CosmicOkapi
    @CosmicOkapi 3 місяці тому +8

    Tortellini is now more a mascot than doodle, and more than Eric as well.

  • @AkshansYoutubeAccount
    @AkshansYoutubeAccount 2 місяці тому +2

    "hi, my goldfish leaked my credit card information onstream while playing pokemon"

  • @chewhan
    @chewhan День тому

    9:37 "fish are friends,not food" that's true for this goldfish

  • @justaguy2O5
    @justaguy2O5 3 місяці тому +57

    FISH

  • @MrPuddle01
    @MrPuddle01 3 місяці тому +9

    The snack that fights back

  • @KeimoMahi
    @KeimoMahi 3 місяці тому +5

    never thought i'd see a fish go band for band with radahn, praise fish!!!!

  • @EwanMacTavish
    @EwanMacTavish 2 місяці тому +2

    With Radahn at his mercy he shall taste defeat
    Tortellini’s victory has provided us a treat
    The Gods tremble as one falls from their seat
    Maybe now; Eric Pointcrow shall show us his feet

  • @mrmortegan
    @mrmortegan 3 місяці тому +17

    5:53 I hate this fandom sometimes

  • @vectormanforever
    @vectormanforever 3 місяці тому +3

    I know this doesn't mean much to anyone else...
    But I have been able to keep any and all spoilers from the DLC away from my fiance for months and months and months while they slowly get to the DLC in the first place. I have been doing so well... Then this video and its thumbnail shows up in our recommended.
    I mean this in the nicest way I can... Absolutely Bite me.

  • @welljewelry3166
    @welljewelry3166 3 місяці тому +21

    That gold fish is better at the game than every game journalist combined

    • @jeffdones9212
      @jeffdones9212 3 місяці тому +1

      Me blindfolded and deaf is better than all game journalists combined

    • @malikhittam1440
      @malikhittam1440 3 місяці тому +1

      @@jeffdones9212 *with hands cut off

    • @yeetuszilla1663
      @yeetuszilla1663 2 місяці тому

      *while dead

  • @godlymemes5384
    @godlymemes5384 2 місяці тому +5

    4:25 pet commercial joke lmao

  • @sebastiansturm8904
    @sebastiansturm8904 3 місяці тому +3

    This has to be one of the most creative ways to use technology that I have seen in a few years! Bravo!!🎉 to you and tortellini! You have earned yourselves a new subscriber 😂.

  • @dhampir_days
    @dhampir_days 3 місяці тому

    the fact Tortellini can not only beat pre patched consort Radahn, but managed to get so many staggers in is insane. he's a little guy and we love him.

  • @jennamarvin5430
    @jennamarvin5430 3 місяці тому +5

    PRAISE FISH!!
    also yeah ppl need to get over Tort's kit and stats he's a literal fish

  • @SwiftyTW
    @SwiftyTW 3 місяці тому +4

    lord the fish death over and over until it becomes the snack that fights back aka the best fish ever

  • @BunnySulcides
    @BunnySulcides 3 місяці тому +19

    Praise Fish!

  • @AmoonMoon71
    @AmoonMoon71 3 місяці тому +38

    pop off tortellini

  • @NinaLopez-z7g
    @NinaLopez-z7g 2 місяці тому +2

    1:00 the goldfish using their conbined 4rth of a braincell to singlehandedly ruin this man

  • @Unnamederror808
    @Unnamederror808 3 місяці тому +1

    crow between 5:55 and 6:22 is amazing stand up for Tortellini!!!

  • @Tanga34
    @Tanga34 3 місяці тому +10

    Praise Fish! 🐠

  • @cassandrarichardson7463
    @cassandrarichardson7463 3 місяці тому +4

    before anything else so idk if the goldfish won BUT imagine saying elden ring is TOO hard and then someone says bro MY GOLDFISH CAN BEAT IT what do you even do about this

  • @wreckzieYT
    @wreckzieYT 3 місяці тому +1

    goldfish playing video games is something i never would of imagined seeing in my lifetime

  • @trevormccurdy8801
    @trevormccurdy8801 3 місяці тому +73

    11:47 my tts made the video! Praise fish!

    • @awdatzya
      @awdatzya 3 місяці тому +5

      praise fish!

  • @luc_power
    @luc_power 3 місяці тому +5

    Another legendary pointcrow video