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  • @moneymir1283
    @moneymir1283 2 роки тому +302

    Tahir trying to explain “bad built” without using himself as an example LMAO

    • @neonkuromi
      @neonkuromi 2 роки тому +12

      😭

    • @naturalscratcher9498
      @naturalscratcher9498 2 роки тому +23

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I thought the same thing!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @JayRawsta
      @JayRawsta 2 роки тому +1

      LMAO relatable

    • @Perfectg85
      @Perfectg85 2 роки тому +8

      🤣🤣🤣🤣 How sad (and hilarious) is it that that's probably what we all thought first!

    • @SeeItLikeItSub2It
      @SeeItLikeItSub2It 2 роки тому +1

      I haven't made it to that part yet but I feel like I need popcorn for that one. 🤣🤣😭😭😭😭☠️☠️☠️ That has to be hard to do!

  • @fl7978
    @fl7978 2 роки тому +220

    I remember when Ty was relatively new to us and mainly on ZWTH then started guest hosting on Squaddcast, every time full of shock and disbelief in how they speak to each other. Now she's threatening violence and cussing them out every chance she gets. To call the evolution an honor to witness is an understatement. Ty want ALL the smoke now and I'm here for it! 🚬

    • @Comediantydavis
      @Comediantydavis 2 роки тому +51

      I be trying to be cool but they get me worked up 😂😂😂😂

    • @d_bl0c274
      @d_bl0c274 2 роки тому +5

      @@Comediantydavis you’re the truth Aunty!! I’m here for it all 😂😂🙌🏽

    • @chvckhvley
      @chvckhvley 2 роки тому +3

      @@Comediantydavis got a deal goin on reversible comforters. leopard print one side two panthers on the other fwm 🤞🏾

    • @eliseenvisionz7588
      @eliseenvisionz7588 Рік тому

      @@Comediantydavis you're deff underrated

  • @DAFGEEZY
    @DAFGEEZY 2 роки тому +134

    49:47
    "tahir sits down with robe"
    cp: "look look, here comes the choir solo master"
    "i sing becuase im fat'
    i sing becuse im free
    but i dont eat food thats Fat-Free
    cus that just aint for me "
    🤯You are watching a master at work😪

    • @LadyPsalmist99
      @LadyPsalmist99 2 роки тому +7

      Yoooooo !! This was hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @GeneSypha
      @GeneSypha 2 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @bnadira212
      @bnadira212 2 роки тому +3

      Fam! My stomach hurt from laughing so hard🤣🤣🤣

    • @sinokadafi1797
      @sinokadafi1797 2 роки тому +1

      Genius 😂😂🤣🔥

    • @Simpleyyoyo1989
      @Simpleyyoyo1989 2 роки тому +2

      I screamed 😂😂😂

  • @naomiluxe0
    @naomiluxe0 2 роки тому +154

    This episode was so funny, when Pat said Ty kicked him off them leopard sheets, the yelp I yelled out omg. These 5 people are perfect together

    • @Comediantydavis
      @Comediantydavis 2 роки тому +11

      Pat makes me laugh so much 😂😂😂😂

    • @naturalscratcher9498
      @naturalscratcher9498 2 роки тому +6

      @@Comediantydavis Right!!! his comedy is effortless!! And thanks for coming to Sacramento, it was such a pleasure seeing you live!!!!👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾💜🙏🏾

  • @nicoplease8275
    @nicoplease8275 2 роки тому +180

    the stress on CP and Pat's face when he pulled out the Men lingerie🤣🤣

  • @joand3792
    @joand3792 2 роки тому +79

    Ty sat in that corner the entire episode with big "STOP RUNNING IN & OUT MY HOUSE!!" energy. She sickuh y'all 😂😂

  • @DOMCORLENEtv
    @DOMCORLENEtv 2 роки тому +162

    The Lou Lou, Ty & CP formula is the gift that keeps on GIVING! 😩🤣💀

  • @moniquej369
    @moniquej369 2 роки тому +130

    CP took Megs place for roasting Tahir. Lol!! Poor Tahir just can’t catch a break.

    • @ohunna239
      @ohunna239 2 роки тому

      He can't FUCK

    • @CreativeChick03
      @CreativeChick03 2 роки тому +6

      Somebody’s gotta do it😭😭

    • @37theEnigma
      @37theEnigma 2 роки тому

      @@CreativeChick03 at this point, it's a daily to weekly tradition to roast him 😂😂

    • @nenocoka6159
      @nenocoka6159 2 роки тому +1

      He deserves it for these crazy topics every week

  • @tyreesantiago3394
    @tyreesantiago3394 2 роки тому +70

    Everybody on this episode been on here enough that you don't have to separate original and guest.

    • @TamiaPeach
      @TamiaPeach 2 роки тому +10

      Agreed. This is the new OG Squadd at this point. Just missing Meg.

    • @TheBiggz808
      @TheBiggz808 2 роки тому +1

      Facts!!! This is the perfect mix.

    • @Perfectg85
      @Perfectg85 2 роки тому

      Same thing I said!

  • @reggiethecommenter9137
    @reggiethecommenter9137 2 роки тому +60

    Ty and CP!?? About to be another classic.

  • @lotuslove1535
    @lotuslove1535 2 роки тому +29

    “I was mad I put them lil miles on my cat.” SIS!!! ⚡️⚡️⚡️😂

  • @cr5cc
    @cr5cc 2 роки тому +46

    My boy said he didn't say it because he was gonna get roasted... and they roasted him still for 2min straight and Tahir was slick how he got it off him and on to ty... lol

  • @felpsselden8537
    @felpsselden8537 2 роки тому +46

    Can’t believe nobody made the point that you can literally BBQ ANYTHING, including vegetables

    • @naturalscratcher9498
      @naturalscratcher9498 2 роки тому +5

      You know Tahir did think about vegetables.. when he was talking about bbq lol🤣🤣🤣🤣💜

  • @awamaraj2091
    @awamaraj2091 2 роки тому +25

    Pat showing the picture of the minion at the end has me screaminggg 😭😭😭😭

  • @JustxDev
    @JustxDev 2 роки тому +33

    You can tell CP went into fight or flight mode when it came to the lingerie conversation. He has some traumatic experience that ties the silk texture to something of great emotional conflict, maybe even fear, when the thought of wearing it comes to mind as a man.

    • @therealestillest9991
      @therealestillest9991 2 роки тому +10

      Ok internet psychiatrist😂 it’s really not that deep I feel him tho y’all need to let people have opinions not everyone is going to like the same thing

    • @JustxDev
      @JustxDev 2 роки тому +2

      @@therealestillest9991 Fully respect and believe that as well. Just a personal observation I thought I noticed. Nothing more, nothing less. I don’t know him personally so I don’t know.

    • @earl0002
      @earl0002 2 роки тому +11

      He definitely got something going on with the hyper masculinity because he acts like this any time he “thinks” his sexuality is being challenged. It’s kind of sad and lowkey a lil weird.

    • @gronen9585
      @gronen9585 Рік тому +1

      Lol y’all funny… i feel like y’all tryna read between the lines, when there’s nothing there.

  • @Lshawn
    @Lshawn 2 роки тому +18

    After Patrick said "eat sushi off the booty", Ty and Lou Lou were looking like they might slide in his DMs after the episode 🤣

    • @stellarvgurl
      @stellarvgurl Рік тому +2

      Lmao ok i thought it was just me lol tys face when pat mentioned going winnie the pooh

  • @bnadira212
    @bnadira212 2 роки тому +20

    “You ain’t tear up sh*t! Stop lying”
    Pat’s face 😂😂😂

  • @Jtap_nyc
    @Jtap_nyc 2 роки тому +11

    @54:57 Ty and Tahir laughing is classic. Can't wait for them to do a podcast of their own. They could call it TNT. they both have that dark explosive humor

  • @AllDayFinesse
    @AllDayFinesse 2 роки тому +29

    Ty KOSS comedy special needs to be called “What you bout to do? I got work in the morning”😂😂😂

  • @ninjaeris131
    @ninjaeris131 Рік тому +3

    Ty over here trying not to cackle the whole time and when she break's, it's so hilarious!😂😂

  • @FiveFootAmazon
    @FiveFootAmazon 2 роки тому +19

    The FAMILY CHEMISTRY in this episode deserves a run back🤣💯🤙🏽

  • @josephlindsey5210
    @josephlindsey5210 2 роки тому +20

    Shoutout to Patrick being on time

  • @naturalscratcher9498
    @naturalscratcher9498 2 роки тому +26

    Heyyyyy I look forward to this! Every Monday!!!!it’s even better today thooo!!!💜

    • @itsmekel
      @itsmekel 2 роки тому +1

      Agreed! Perfect surprise!

  • @KayeFromAroundtheWay
    @KayeFromAroundtheWay 2 роки тому +58

    I could never not laugh when CP is on one 😂 which is ALWAYS

  • @earl0002
    @earl0002 2 роки тому +13

    The level of distress CP was in when he thought Tahir was going to put on lingerie almost ruined me!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @JoanMaz
    @JoanMaz 2 роки тому +24

    49:20 Pat got LouLou and Ty interested 😂

  • @shainababe321
    @shainababe321 2 роки тому +7

    I'm so glad this comes out on Mondays. Such a great start to the week.

  • @G1376LOVE
    @G1376LOVE 2 роки тому +20

    They need to bring back Great taste so we can have Ty,loulou,Dion lack and CP on some episodes

    • @slottaking
      @slottaking 2 роки тому

      That would be hella fire

  • @4BredBud
    @4BredBud 2 роки тому +18

    The fact everybody was just thinking bbq meats and Tahir was actually thinking bbq sauce on every meat 😂😂😂

    • @reinaldopessoa2603
      @reinaldopessoa2603 2 роки тому +2

      Right, CP well put explanation of a barbecue was awesome.

  • @GrowthNGodPod
    @GrowthNGodPod 2 роки тому +5

    This episode was funny af. Deli belly and freak by the pound were outlandish 🤣🤣

  • @kirkiedakingpin
    @kirkiedakingpin 2 роки тому +19

    Y’all extra special Lou today. A Irish minion is a onion. Hilarious

  • @shewhosucceeds
    @shewhosucceeds 2 роки тому +24

    CP is so good with the free promos 🗣HE NEEDS SPONSORSHIPS‼️ First the layered fruit bars on the CP podcast now pizza run😅

    • @fl7978
      @fl7978 2 роки тому +1

      You're so right! He was on the Sundae Scoop live podcast last night talking about thesis. I had been thinking about trying it and he fa sho brought them up and helped me lean more towards it. Then they made the video private soon as the live was ended. Savagery.

  • @icarlyrocks1011
    @icarlyrocks1011 2 роки тому +8

    CP and Tahir arguing about pizza and bbq definitions 😭 this episode is too funny

  • @khristopherharris6892
    @khristopherharris6892 2 роки тому +19

    Tahir got the fashion game on lock and cp is definitely one of those people that don’t know how to socialize

    • @kiddeath1302
      @kiddeath1302 2 роки тому

      He’s one of those hood dudes who really didn’t grow up hood and feels like they’re the authority on black masculinity . He hides behind he’s from Detroit . He’s really not funny either .

  • @teamaneabg8798
    @teamaneabg8798 2 роки тому +18

    49:20 the way TY and Lou Lou looked at the same time is hilarious 😂

  • @Anoobis21
    @Anoobis21 2 роки тому +6

    Ty caught one of them, "I know YOU not laughing" roasts. 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tyrekruffin2392
    @tyrekruffin2392 2 роки тому +3

    "String you tie around ham...freak by the pound" y'all are different different bruh 🤣

  • @Ev3Mr
    @Ev3Mr 2 роки тому +9

    Lou Lou was too excited when Tahir came out with the bedroom wear 😆😆😆

  • @katrinajohnson1128
    @katrinajohnson1128 2 роки тому +2

    CP coming up with songs like that has to be my absolute favorite!! He's the best.

  • @fstephen87
    @fstephen87 2 роки тому +6

    CPs face when Tahir pulled out the thing lingerie had me legit crying 🤣😂🤣Y’all are hilarious

  • @bstanton2748
    @bstanton2748 2 роки тому +4

    CP’s face at 46:15, Ty’s face and Lou Lou and Pat’s expression all at the same time the funniest thing ever, sums up the whole episode 🤣🤣Thank you for the laughs, it’s been hard watching so many bad things happen on tv but thank you all for always putting a smile on our faces!!!

  • @ajamarie7931
    @ajamarie7931 Рік тому +3

    I’m not sure how I missed this episode. It is hilarious!!!!! CP’s gospel song was so funny! 😂

  • @jcnot9712
    @jcnot9712 2 роки тому +8

    Bro, they really let cp Denzel Washington smooth-talk his way into redefining pizza. Just because a definition has “typically” in it, doesn’t mean it’s automatically optional. A barbecue grill usually has meats on it, but you could technically throw any food known to man INCLUDING the pizza as long as it’s a good enough grill.

  • @ceciliao4208
    @ceciliao4208 2 роки тому +5

    I’m from NC and I call it a cookout. The event is a cookout so we say “unc nem having a cookout today” or “where the 4th of July cookouts at”. The act of preparing the food is bbqing but I personally say “who on the grill” not “who bbqing”. Also, cookout food isn’t exclusive to dishes that are bbqed. Many of em have macaroni, beans, potato/mac salad, fries/chips. I say that to say, it’s probably just a regional thing lol

  • @Adore7_AUM
    @Adore7_AUM 2 роки тому +10

    Y'all don't know how much I needed these laughs today!!! 😂😂😂😭😭 Fantastic show start to finish. You guys are awesome!❤️🖤❤️🖤❤️

  • @cycyj847
    @cycyj847 2 роки тому +8

    The lingerie one. I am not losing my job 🤣

  • @createmorecontent
    @createmorecontent 2 роки тому +8

    Top 3 Roasts
    @42:49 Lou Lou - Pizza Minion
    @49:49 CP - Fat Gospel
    @52:18 Pat - Ty Impression
    This was one of the funniest episodes to date. Thanks for the laughs and good vibes squadd cast!

  • @FortunateKidd
    @FortunateKidd 2 роки тому +6

    I just busted my gut laughing at tahir and Ty when they was calling him a minion

  • @JaslynFellows
    @JaslynFellows 2 роки тому +6

    I found that video Ty was talking about where Lou Lou shut down Ketra:
    Best of Guest Part 2 - Squadd Cast from Jasz Jonez Gamez

    • @Comediantydavis
      @Comediantydavis 2 роки тому +3

      I laugh every time I see it 😂😂😂

    • @francares4utherapist504
      @francares4utherapist504 2 роки тому +1

      @@Comediantydavis It's funny because you weren't going to say the name. Then Lou Lou says, "Oh yeah, Ketra!"

    • @JaszJonez
      @JaszJonez 2 роки тому +1

      @@Comediantydavis ❤️❤️❤️❤️

    • @JaszJonez
      @JaszJonez 2 роки тому +1

      Thank you for putting the video name out there ❤️

  • @testimony1_
    @testimony1_ 2 роки тому +5

    "I sing because I'm fat...
    I sing because I'm free...
    But I don't eat food that's fat free..."
    Bruh cp is wild...!😂🤣

  • @cylenawinters
    @cylenawinters 2 роки тому +7

    This group is so funny together 😂😂😂

  • @whatif8038
    @whatif8038 2 роки тому +5

    Tahir kills cereal and wipes the milk under his eyes like war paint. 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @bryans252
    @bryans252 2 роки тому +8

    the way Ty and LouLouu squint at CP at 16:15 kills me

  • @jcnot9712
    @jcnot9712 2 роки тому +10

    Lmao cp got hella sensitive at the end for no reason 🤣

    • @andrebryant5081
      @andrebryant5081 2 роки тому

      nah it's a reason he seeing everyday the goal is to make men feminine and weak

  • @m.a.k.thegreat594
    @m.a.k.thegreat594 2 роки тому +7

    Y'all kept the jokes rollin all episode 😂😂😂

  • @showsnreviews27
    @showsnreviews27 2 роки тому +17

    Lol at 7:37am they got me typing in "Define Pizza " to see if cheese defines it😂 @33:47
    a dish of Italian origin consisting of a flat, round base of dough baked with a topping of tomato sauce and cheese, typically with added meat or vegetables.
    "a cheese and tomato pizza"

  • @quentin9153
    @quentin9153 2 роки тому +7

    Ty is me…in the corner with a blunt just minding my business 😂

    • @Comediantydavis
      @Comediantydavis 2 роки тому +3

      I be trying to mind my business but eventually I get pulled in 🤷🏾‍♀️

  • @Sovereign86
    @Sovereign86 2 роки тому +3

    52:20 Let’s listen while looking like Ty Davis tho…
    *Everybody all at once:* “Leanback…💁🏾‍♀️💅🏾” 😩😩😫😫😫🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀

  • @00wilsone
    @00wilsone 2 роки тому +2

    Ty tryin not to laugh while they roastin Tahir bout bein a Minion is fuckin priceless

    • @Comediantydavis
      @Comediantydavis 2 роки тому +1

      I tried my best not to laugh but they’re so funny.

  • @MissCheryl810
    @MissCheryl810 2 роки тому +3

    🤣 Tahir as a minion is sooo great!! They don't speak English and Tahir... I mean

  • @JOmega2007
    @JOmega2007 2 роки тому +18

    I ain't ever heard a grown man talking about he got some lingerie, but I should have suspected Tahir had some.

  • @MrJoBaze
    @MrJoBaze 2 роки тому +3

    🎶I don't eat fat free foods, cause that just ain't me🎶 CP a fool!!! 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @91Kellz
    @91Kellz 2 роки тому +9

    Ty & my Pat... Great episode 🥰

  • @Mr88saved
    @Mr88saved 2 роки тому +2

    Pat said mortal kombat🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jpetersen252
    @jpetersen252 2 роки тому +4

    Tahir worried about gettin canceled by the legless people? What they gonna do, march?

  • @kirkiedakingpin
    @kirkiedakingpin 2 роки тому +5

    A Guile tank top. This was one of the best episodes

  • @jessyd92020
    @jessyd92020 2 роки тому +5

    I love how Pat was acting like you cant have bbq'd vegetables

  • @josephlindsey5210
    @josephlindsey5210 2 роки тому +5

    CP AND PAT GOT ME CRINE!! THE DELI NETTINg? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 🍖

  • @jcnot9712
    @jcnot9712 2 роки тому +2

    Loulou, come back to NY. We still talk like that everywhere. Even downtown done got its edge back a little bit.

  • @ItsRetro7
    @ItsRetro7 2 роки тому +8

    Loulou put CP in time out !!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @randomnegro704
    @randomnegro704 2 роки тому +2

    46:26 Mortal Kombat by Pat is hilarious 😂 😂

  • @wonderbutterfly3
    @wonderbutterfly3 2 роки тому +12

    Nah. Don’t call Lou Lou aggressive just because CP couldn’t take the roast. They jumped on her to switch focus 😂😂😂

  • @sharaymecrumble2235
    @sharaymecrumble2235 2 роки тому +2

    You can bbq veggies too. Bbq is essentially grilling

  • @neonkuromi
    @neonkuromi 2 роки тому +5

    bring back that dude that said megs baby will be ugly😭

  • @johnaries2211
    @johnaries2211 2 роки тому +5

    What's worse dating/ married to some who doesn't satisfy you sexually vs someone who never makes you laugh ever 😂

  • @kingcentergaming7620
    @kingcentergaming7620 2 роки тому +4

    Tahir really don't like CP comedy you can see it 😂 🤣 lighten up bruh your vibe makes the show seem like you in competition with CP

  • @SchwagGamingandMusic
    @SchwagGamingandMusic 2 роки тому +2

    CP Had me looking up pizza run during this video lol

  • @originalbrennan
    @originalbrennan 2 роки тому +1

    Tahir had Pat on Google looking up the definition of bbq and pizza I'm weak 😭

  • @docdominus
    @docdominus 2 роки тому +5

    I'm actually on Tahir's side for most of these arguments. I find it hard to call it pizza without cheese, or BBQ without BBQ sauce...

  • @Milah803
    @Milah803 2 роки тому +1

    “Tums is smut backwards” CP random ass mind 😂🤣

  • @Danny-qd9sq
    @Danny-qd9sq 2 роки тому +3

    Lou crazy ass really always get me going it's 9am lol

  • @angelh6345
    @angelh6345 2 роки тому +4

    Pat is back! Alright ! 🎶🎶🔥🔥 ( I said it like backstreets back )

  • @dreahunn969
    @dreahunn969 2 роки тому

    Ty face when Tahir pulled out them drawers!!! Wooooo chilllle

  • @RiohnPhantom
    @RiohnPhantom 2 роки тому +2

    ONE OF THE BEST EPISODES EVER!!

  • @GeneSypha
    @GeneSypha 2 роки тому +2

    CP roasting Tahir is always a moment lmao!!!

  • @VictoriousMoe
    @VictoriousMoe 2 роки тому +1

    When Lou Lou pulled out that minion pick though, 🤣🤣🤣 I couldn’t unsee it💀

  • @curvyQT1
    @curvyQT1 2 роки тому +5

    Squadd cast has become the CP show, lol. I aint mad at it, tho

  • @planetzeb1
    @planetzeb1 2 роки тому +5

    i can see Ty playing some mother roles in some serious movies

    • @Comediantydavis
      @Comediantydavis 2 роки тому +1

      From your mouth to God’s ears 🙏🏾

  • @tylorparrott3754
    @tylorparrott3754 2 роки тому +1

    The fact that minions can’t talk and they always roast Tahir for when he fucks up words makes it X100000 funnier

  • @thaHunnids
    @thaHunnids 2 роки тому +1

    These episodes with CP and NO Meg Griffin has been Awesome 👏🏾 ❤️

  • @randomnegro704
    @randomnegro704 2 роки тому +3

    43:49 tahir tried to sneak that in on pat CP wasn’t having it lol

  • @kirkiedakingpin
    @kirkiedakingpin 2 роки тому +7

    Lulu was too excited when Tahir pulled out them jock straps

  • @O-cityKane1881
    @O-cityKane1881 2 роки тому +3

    46:25 that 🗣 " Mortal Kombat" line took me out the game.🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @BOO4EVA
    @BOO4EVA 2 роки тому +1

    "Why do you have sleek sumo wear"
    Tahir gotta read the room we dnt need to know all yo freaky business like that bruh lol

  • @kirkiedakingpin
    @kirkiedakingpin 2 роки тому +4

    Ty “ I’m not doing this with y’all”

  • @NewNormal317
    @NewNormal317 2 роки тому +2

    LouLou got turned on when Pat said “eat sushi off the booty”😂😂

  • @nobodyexceptme7794
    @nobodyexceptme7794 2 роки тому +2

    FREAK BY THE POUND!

  • @codesent2125
    @codesent2125 2 роки тому +1

    The way CP said smut with the hard "T"🤣🤣🤣

  • @kirkiedakingpin
    @kirkiedakingpin 2 роки тому +9

    Ty ain’t old. She could get it

  • @daveysfaveclips
    @daveysfaveclips 2 роки тому +2

    "Pizza."
    😆😆😆