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  • Introducing the All Def SquADD Cast show “Versus". It’s a podcast with the OG SquADD! Each week, the SquADD will debate topics and vote at the end to see what wins. Versus airs every Monday and you can download and listen wherever podcasts are found.
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    Fight Your Way Out Of A Jail vs Swim To Shore From Sea
    Travel The World Broke vs Rich & Never Travel
    Homeless In Hawaii vs Jail In Alaska
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 455

  • @DOMCORLENEtv
    @DOMCORLENEtv Рік тому +241

    Pat’s finally on time & Meg finally tied the knot! Won’t he do it! 😩🤣👏🏾

  • @Yurrr823
    @Yurrr823 Рік тому +401

    🗣️Lady's an gentleman MEG HAS OFFICIALLY BEEN SCOOPED!!! 🤣🤣🤣✊👏👏👏

    • @grizzakaduke2331
      @grizzakaduke2331 Рік тому +25

      The Stevie Wonder playing at her wedding joke still gets me 🤣

    • @neonkuromi
      @neonkuromi Рік тому +6

      she said a couple weeks ago in the comments that she was already married. im surprised no one really saw it

    • @Yurrr823
      @Yurrr823 Рік тому +8

      I thought she was just cappin for the comments but I was proven wrong! Lol

    • @Asmith972
      @Asmith972 Рік тому +3

      Finally

    • @neonkuromi
      @neonkuromi Рік тому +2

      @@Yurrr823 lowkey same. i was like nah she lyin lol

  • @rajahnoya5606
    @rajahnoya5606 Рік тому +157

    "Nobody cares If Meg gets married. The jokes are just going to change to. He ain't happy" - KevonStage

    • @juliushaynes929
      @juliushaynes929 Рік тому +7

      I’m remember that but I can’t remember the episode😂😂

  • @justdebs365
    @justdebs365 Рік тому +231

    We need an in studio episode with Kev to congratulate Meg 😂🎉😂🎉

    • @daniellejones2962
      @daniellejones2962 Рік тому +9

      YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @litapalmer3312
      @litapalmer3312 Рік тому +11

      Yes, for as long n much as he roasted her for not being married 👰

    • @mochagawd
      @mochagawd Рік тому +7

      a public apology 💀 even though he's gonna say Stevie Wonder was the wedding singer

    • @justdebs365
      @justdebs365 Рік тому +2

      @@mochagawd 🤣🤣🤣

    • @spiritledpoetess394
      @spiritledpoetess394 Рік тому

      Start the petition!

  • @chipotle_papi8932
    @chipotle_papi8932 Рік тому +65

    “I can teach laser tag in a pinch” is funny AF! Pat always gets me with the side jokes.

  • @jenfripps7025
    @jenfripps7025 Рік тому +117

    I love how this is episode 14,567 and Tahir still comes up with the details of the choices on the fly 😂

    • @LoniLoni11
      @LoniLoni11 Рік тому +2

      Right?? I was like an hour away by boat or plane is hella far away!!! Who is swimming that and surviving?!? Damn

  • @kevinspencer3242
    @kevinspencer3242 Рік тому +399

    Kev just threw out his Meg not married joke book 📙 in disgust

    • @JaDedby88
      @JaDedby88 Рік тому +11

      😂😂😂

    • @TheBlackNostalgiaNerd
      @TheBlackNostalgiaNerd Рік тому +76

      And Meg still got her Kev got a coochie joke holding strong

    • @judoka.
      @judoka. Рік тому +11

      he can still make the jokes, it just won’t be true anymore.

    • @casynovids
      @casynovids Рік тому +2

      Prove it 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @TokenBlackman7
      @TokenBlackman7 Рік тому +11

      Kev will be scrounging every landfill in Cali when Meg gets divorced!

  • @Greg-zg5ep
    @Greg-zg5ep Рік тому +39

    "It's a beautifulllll morninnnn'!!!" Gonna be singing that all day now 😂
    Congrats Megscoop!

  • @jaybay120
    @jaybay120 Рік тому +30

    Side note: I really liked Tahir's marriage advice to Meg 👏🏿

  • @CVW05
    @CVW05 Рік тому +76

    I thought for sure she was about to say she was pregnant again. Congrats Meg Scoop! 🎉

  • @Iamalivinglegend94
    @Iamalivinglegend94 Рік тому +37

    We could call the dolphin documentary “Fin’na Fuck“ 😂😂😂 😂 😂

  • @missj3042
    @missj3042 Рік тому +17

    "I was about to squeeze but I remembered I squooze yesterday🧐🧐🧐" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Pat be hilarious!! 😂😂

  • @PiccoloIsBlack
    @PiccoloIsBlack Рік тому +97

    Congratulations on the Elopement Meg.
    "We ain't getting any younger. We might as well do it"

  • @pjfrmdago131
    @pjfrmdago131 Рік тому +10

    “What if you squeeze last week? That’s SQUOOZED”😭😭

  • @SirenScorpio
    @SirenScorpio Рік тому +40

    🎉 Congratulations Meg!!! 🎉
    All jokes aside, Great advice Tahir! You be dropping some real genuine brotherly gems to the ladies. I appreciate that 👌🏾

  • @ape3cot4
    @ape3cot4 Рік тому +44

    Jaz has a lot of material for a new compilation on this episode alone lol!!!!
    Squoze took me out 🤣🤣

  • @King1Darius
    @King1Darius Рік тому +61

    Tahir is the friend that will keep showing you videos on his phone and when you think he’s done, he’ll pull up another one 😂
    Also I agree with CP. SQUOZE should be a word

    • @jaealxndr
      @jaealxndr Рік тому +15

      Lmao that’s what aunties be doing

    • @King1Darius
      @King1Darius Рік тому

      @@jaealxndr yep 😂

    • @reesetwist2290
      @reesetwist2290 Рік тому +4

      Sht guess who controls what words are... ppl so if you want it to be one so be it.

  • @marytem95
    @marytem95 Рік тому +19

    Pat running towards "uncomfortable conversations" 😭🤣😭

  • @Jtap_nyc
    @Jtap_nyc Рік тому +33

    Tahir dropped a pretty solid marriage gem in the beginning

  • @Jtap_nyc
    @Jtap_nyc Рік тому +26

    I thought Meg was gonna announce baby number 3.

  • @Blakarot11
    @Blakarot11 Рік тому +24

    You aren’t a real gamer if you never had to write down the cheats 🤣💪🏾 also congratulations Meg

    • @SilverSkywalker
      @SilverSkywalker Рік тому +1

      Big facts!!!😂😂

    • @drebone1986
      @drebone1986 Рік тому +3

      Especially in GTA, that was the last of cheat codes but the goat of cheat codes that made you pause and practice cause as soon as you unpause the wanted level is already 5 stars so you gotta be ready 😂😂

    • @JaszJonez
      @JaszJonez Рік тому +1

      💯💯💯

    • @Blakarot11
      @Blakarot11 Рік тому +4

      @@drebone1986 still remember the weapons cheat till this day 🤣

  • @KingJusTee
    @KingJusTee Рік тому +30

    CP made a word completely up and slid it in so comfortable like LOL.. “y’all see how the alligator squooze through the fence..” 😂😂😂

    • @neonkuromi
      @neonkuromi Рік тому

      😂😂

    • @nettaleanne
      @nettaleanne Рік тому +4

      Being in the Midwest, I have def used squooz before 😂

    • @avaholloway32
      @avaholloway32 Рік тому +1

      @@nettaleanne I'm in rural VA and 53 yo I've been saying squooze since I was a teen lol

    • @BNLReactions
      @BNLReactions Рік тому

      I’m from cleveland and we def be saying squooze

    • @MissUnderstood.
      @MissUnderstood. Рік тому

      😂😂😂😂

  • @shannoncrosby3271
    @shannoncrosby3271 Рік тому +24

    Thank yall for this show. It helps me when I'm feeling down.

    • @Apizzle87
      @Apizzle87 Рік тому +1

      Same . Love and light to you ❤

  • @dwighttt
    @dwighttt Рік тому +6

    Pat already got that look. "ITS A BEAUTIFUL MORNINGG!! "

  • @ChefNico
    @ChefNico Рік тому +2

    Yoooo I’ve rewatched that “Surf & Turf” line so many times. Y’all so funny man. I love the OG squadd. 🤣😂

  • @honey_rae_amour
    @honey_rae_amour Рік тому +21

    First of all CP they had girly Girbaud jeans. I worked in an urban clothing store in high school from 2000-2004 and I stayed fresh and had that Iceberg 😂❤ And congratulations MegScoop on the marriage! 🎉

  • @FarmerReLa
    @FarmerReLa Рік тому +10

    Lol my parents do matching outfits very consistently. They have been married 40+ years. I have always thought it was cute.

  • @morgan_marchand
    @morgan_marchand Рік тому +8

    Yay! Patrick is not late this time! 😂😂😂

  • @kelceyhill9324
    @kelceyhill9324 Рік тому +2

    CP's explanation of the bar drink determining if a female is ugly or not sounds like it should be a Black Mirror episode 😂😂

  • @Liabean72
    @Liabean72 Рік тому +25

    I feel like the jokes and this one was so genuine and I'm just crying laughing. I love the show so much. I appreciate you guys❤

  • @tananoe1556
    @tananoe1556 Рік тому +5

    “What if you squeezed like last week? That’s squozed!!” 😂😂😂

  • @shatikmiles5029
    @shatikmiles5029 Рік тому +9

    ❤When Squadd Cast uploaded, I was like : WELL ITS A BEAUTIFUL MORNINNNNNNG😅😅😂😂

  • @ape3cot4
    @ape3cot4 Рік тому +12

    Matrimony Meg is the new nickname 🙌🏾

  • @t-rex1634
    @t-rex1634 Рік тому +25

    Look at pat on time!!! 😂🤣 much love pat

  • @PumpkinPie1985
    @PumpkinPie1985 Рік тому +6

    Hey yall hey🎉🎉🎉. Not Meg asking for advice/encouragement when you 2 babies in y'all been together forever!😅😂 lol congrats 🎉

  • @91Kellz
    @91Kellz Рік тому +7

    I know Kev mad he can't make anymore married jokes for Meg 😂😆

  • @kristiperkins8514
    @kristiperkins8514 Рік тому +4

    Yooooooooo CP just made me LOL at work "It's a Beautiful morning."

  • @samanthasimone2975
    @samanthasimone2975 Рік тому +15

    I challenge yall to not be freaky as hell for just one episode😒😭

    • @chrisaw21
      @chrisaw21 Рік тому +3

      You basically just challenging Tahir 😂

  • @ToniaMontana223
    @ToniaMontana223 Рік тому +7

    20:51 We have officially reached a place of no return ladies & gentlemen.. this podcast is off the damn rails! 😂😂😂

  • @marcusdailey
    @marcusdailey Рік тому +16

    That fact Pat's fully focus on swimming to safety instead of fighting is a testimony that he's more afraid of jail than the sea 😂😂😂

    • @aychbhomas6608
      @aychbhomas6608 11 місяців тому +1

      I'm sure Pat is self-aware enough to know that he'd be prime bussy in jail

  • @PANCAKEPAP1
    @PANCAKEPAP1 Рік тому +2

    "But you ain't got a wedding" - Kev probably 🤣🤣🤣

  • @CoachSeanColeman
    @CoachSeanColeman Рік тому +13

    Yooooo Tahir’s advice around the 13 min mark!!! That’s the good fucking word right there!!! I’m screen recording and sending to my girl… this is suchhhhh good advice and one healthy relationships will recognize. My man! Tahir dropped a knowledge bomb on us.. hope you were paying attention! 🖤🖤🖤

  • @stunninggawd8611
    @stunninggawd8611 Рік тому +2

    "They brought out the glizzeys wit sparklers" 😭😭😭😭💀

  • @ResetClear
    @ResetClear Рік тому +2

    "People who know maps would get it" Lmfaaaaaoooo😭😭😭😭

  • @donkinso
    @donkinso Рік тому +1

    Back then, there was this dude that had an MK note book - dude drew the characters and their moves like a magazine. It was dope

  • @ilikeyoraincoatbihsdv7186
    @ilikeyoraincoatbihsdv7186 Рік тому +7

    Shoutouts to Meg knowing the Konami code. Warms my nerdy heart

  • @djgoliday
    @djgoliday Рік тому +4

    WHY DOES IT ALWAYS END UP PERVERTED. I LOVE IT 😂😂😂😂😭

  • @ExotiKZBoy17
    @ExotiKZBoy17 Рік тому +7

    Look who's finally on time

  • @cupcakejonez7923
    @cupcakejonez7923 Рік тому +3

    Meg is glowing...CONGRATULATIONS !🕊🌈💛🕊🌈💛🕊🌈💛🕊🌈💛🕊

  • @LoniLoni11
    @LoniLoni11 Рік тому +6

    Meeeg! Yes Please make sure you have a big wedding one day. Yes first year anniversary or reception - something! Congratulations 🎉🎉🎉 yaaaaaay

  • @morelsneed
    @morelsneed Рік тому +9

    I used to rip the pages out the magazines 😂😂😂

  • @farenzeks437
    @farenzeks437 Рік тому +3

    *homeless voice*
    “It’s a beautifuuuul moooorning!” 😂

  • @Luvvy8484
    @Luvvy8484 Рік тому +9

    Congratulations Megan!!!!!🎉🎉🎉🎉❤❤❤❤

  • @basketsbyjavon7378
    @basketsbyjavon7378 Рік тому +12

    If these were filmed a week before, me and Meg got married around the same time! 🎉🎉🎉❤❤❤
    And we plan on doing something for our 1st anniversary too!

    • @CPnumber1
      @CPnumber1 Рік тому +1

      Congratulations!!!!!

  • @kangjames6227
    @kangjames6227 Рік тому +1

    My wife said "I know I earned that position, to play that position." Couch call me in 😂

  • @PapiGrande1
    @PapiGrande1 Рік тому +6

    11:20 the baby laughing 😂

  • @BlackDynamite901
    @BlackDynamite901 Рік тому +6

    The last thing I ever wanted to imagine.... Chinese finger trap dolphin 🤣🤣🤣

  • @kirkiedakingpin
    @kirkiedakingpin Рік тому +27

    Congrats Meg. Tahir and Kev can’t shit on you no more

    • @ExtraordinaryE901
      @ExtraordinaryE901 Рік тому +4

      There’s always a way

    • @marytem95
      @marytem95 Рік тому +7

      He still aint smiling tho ifykyk

    • @tlcjanetfan
      @tlcjanetfan Рік тому +1

      Yes they can. "Took you LONG enough!" Lol.

    • @kirkiedakingpin
      @kirkiedakingpin Рік тому

      I know they will can’t get on her about not being married any more now them linebacker shoulders are always in play

    • @neonkuromi
      @neonkuromi Рік тому +1

      ​@@kirkiedakingpinthe shoulder jokes stopped being funny years ago

  • @vss5383
    @vss5383 Рік тому +2

    CONGRATULATIONS, MEG! So happy for you!! We love you! ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @Be2Bless
    @Be2Bless Рік тому +8

    Squoze is apparently the most common of a number of dialectal variants of the past tense of squeeze. It is attested in both British and American dialect: The OED Supplement shows it in American English since 1844. squoze 'n froze. Squoze is commonly used when the object of the verb is a squeeze.

    • @Nowhere-101
      @Nowhere-101 Рік тому

      Interesting

    • @mochagawd
      @mochagawd Рік тому

      ohhh freeze > froze! i was wondering where i heard that conjugation before! next up gonna be sneeze > snoze 😂

  • @MissCheryl810
    @MissCheryl810 Рік тому +2

    😅😅 WHEN CP said he will cuff his feet!!!!! OMG!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @angelique707
    @angelique707 Рік тому +4

    Tahir really have fantastic advice.

  • @rodeo0808
    @rodeo0808 Рік тому +2

    Id fight my way out of jail as long as I have the skillset of the main character from The Raid

  • @mrred5260
    @mrred5260 Рік тому +8

    With Meg finally getting married I fell like Kev and Tahir gonna need a new angle of jokes now.

  • @ZhenMitch
    @ZhenMitch Рік тому +2

    Meg finally married after 12 years of squadd cast!?!?!? Congratulations!!! I wish kev was on this episode

  • @who26
    @who26 Рік тому +2

    They saw the drink was milk is so funny! LOL

  • @nextlevel6663
    @nextlevel6663 Рік тому +5

    Megan been married 2 days and already googling new peen!🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Congrats To Meg Scoop!

  • @crazyjamh
    @crazyjamh Рік тому +3

    CP IS HILLARIOUS😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Melissa-ii2ix
    @Melissa-ii2ix Рік тому +2

    Tahir gave a whole wedding toast ainna😂

  • @desireeb1671
    @desireeb1671 Рік тому +5

    Ok ladies!! Y’all out here looking all cute!!! Good morning everyone 😊

  • @tananoe1556
    @tananoe1556 Рік тому +2

    “What if you squeezed a lo….. what if you squeezed a long time ago!!? What if you squeezed like last week?!? That’s SQUOZED!!”

  • @Gabi2484
    @Gabi2484 Рік тому +7

    Congratulations Meg!! Kev can't crack unmarried jokes anymore! 🎊🎉💐😂

  • @chelevarner
    @chelevarner Рік тому +1

    Wow… Tahoe that was some great marriage advice, I almost cried

  • @Yurrr823
    @Yurrr823 Рік тому +3

    😂😂😂That Merman-meat was HELLA AYYYOOOO!!!

  • @jilaelennio6944
    @jilaelennio6944 Рік тому +4

    Stevie Wonder is somewhere like, "I seen her wedding 2 years ago."

  • @dnicole4236
    @dnicole4236 Рік тому +4

    Kevin needed to be on this episode 😂 Meg finally married!

  • @DaniDosh
    @DaniDosh Рік тому +6

    Congratulations Meg!! 🎉

  • @michaelscott9231
    @michaelscott9231 Рік тому +1

    Gaming magazines / Game Genie/ Game Shark in the 90s was epic for the codes!

  • @mrjason0290able
    @mrjason0290able Рік тому +8

    PAT IS ON TIME!!

  • @JAYP.616
    @JAYP.616 5 місяців тому +1

    CP’s mind/thought process is crazy 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @JustFost0203
    @JustFost0203 Рік тому +5

    Best way to start a Monday 💪

  • @s1ms07
    @s1ms07 Рік тому +1

    Man y'all should've got them last few hitz boyz on this, I know Darren be gaming😆

  • @Idontdrinkpop
    @Idontdrinkpop Рік тому +4

    Squoze is definitely a word. You're not wrong. CP

  • @drebone1986
    @drebone1986 Рік тому +5

    I never wanted to be rich for me, I wanted to be rich so my family would be straight and we don't have to suffer just trying to live so I'd rather be at home rich than anywhere broke forever and 75 miles I can definitely make that work

  • @limitless9697
    @limitless9697 Рік тому +1

    Bruh I had a whole journal with cheat codes and combos

  • @JJSmurk
    @JJSmurk Рік тому +7

    Congrats 2 MegScoop!! I bet she jumped the broom with a karate kick😊😅😂😂

  • @BeeAmazingg
    @BeeAmazingg Рік тому +4

    This was such a good episode 😂

  • @themarveldctheorist3261
    @themarveldctheorist3261 Рік тому +1

    sending those daily positive vibes from Houston everyone!🙏🏽🌊

  • @cartervelli
    @cartervelli Рік тому +1

    Tahir likes to make the scenarios better for the side he wants to win LOL

  • @rb28567
    @rb28567 Рік тому +2

    Congratulations Meg!!! Also Tahir got a lot Jeeelllllllyyyyy

  • @cassandragrube6576
    @cassandragrube6576 Рік тому +5

    Congratulations Meg!! Game Genie was the truth!

  • @Tim33rd
    @Tim33rd Рік тому +2

    Freeze;Froze. Squeeze;Sqoze. Adds up. This ep was hella funny😂😂

    • @mochagawd
      @mochagawd Рік тому +1

      next up we gotta do sneeze > snoze

  • @saucysedanetwork
    @saucysedanetwork Рік тому +2

    Loulous said "hold onnnn" 😂😂😂

  • @nunyabusiness3516
    @nunyabusiness3516 Рік тому +2

    Tahir, that was excellent marriage advice

  • @JAYP.616
    @JAYP.616 5 місяців тому

    Dog, I been on binge mode of all of these for the past 2 weeks 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Hi_Tamera
    @Hi_Tamera Рік тому +2

    what camera is Tahir using? It’s pristine!

  • @cycyj847
    @cycyj847 Рік тому +1

    EYES MURRIED NOW! Congrats Meg

  • @sabriya7647
    @sabriya7647 Рік тому +3

    10:23 The most genuine reaction goes to Tahir 🎉

  • @immortals5132
    @immortals5132 Рік тому

    “Do you know what scotch does to your shoulders?” 😭😂😂😂Nahh CP funny

  • @late_nights_early_mornings
    @late_nights_early_mornings Рік тому

    FACTS….GamePro was that magazine you went straight for anytime you were at the store