Walk A Mile On Black Ice Or Through One Foot Deep Mud | SquADD Cast Versus | All Def
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- Опубліковано 13 лют 2022
- Introducing the All Def SquADD Cast show “Versus". It’s a podcast with the OG SquADD! Each week, the SquADD will debate topics and vote at the end to see what wins. Versus airs every Monday and you can download and listen wherever podcasts are found.
This Week We Discuss
Walk a mile on black ice or through one foot deep mud
Would you rather find a fingernail in your soup vs a used band aid in your mashed potatoes
Lifetime of clothes from a brand you don’t know vs 5 minute shopping spree in your favorite store
Guest
Dion Lack
LouLou Gonzales
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Pat trying to explain him not knowing some shit again is top tier comedy 😂
When Dion said “security” after Pats explanation of the gloves vs mittens I screamed.😂😭
🖖😆
One thing about Pat, he's going to ask questions and admit when he doesn't know something. Lol.
More people should be like that TBH.
Meg: “ain’t pee sterile?”
Dion: “Meg’s outta control”
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🤣🤣🤣
Pat explaining gloves and mittens got worse as he went on 😂😂😂
The pre-topic conversations they have be random and ridiculous af!! That's why I love this show!🤣🤣🤣
Pat using his geographic location as an excuse for not knowing the difference between gloves and mittens is hilarious. -signed someone from Florida who knew the difference at age 3😂
😂😂😂😂
ngl i never realized that i don't know the difference either 💀
I died 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣 fr me too
Pat just ignant
Pat explaining his side of reasoning on Mittens vs Gloves. Has made my whole week. And I too wonder how much Patrick doesn't know. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
47:32 Props to Tahir. He stopped himself from saying "last and final". Baby steps on his wording journey.
"Ain't no darkness left" Patrick is a genius!
That whole convo about Pat's manscaping was hilarious!
Whenever Lou Lou is around, you already know the episode is gonna be hilarious! 🤣
Same thing I said
She reminds me of a good old homegirl, true that
@@moedollas8265 man , she is smart funny and sexy
Damn ppl switched up on her since this
@@1000Mirrorsmost definitely they have
LouLou is always a mood 😂 😂 hard to explain it
Each time we say Pat doesn’t know stuff people defend him…after this there is no more arguments. Pat does not waste brain cells on anything other than things he deems necessary. That was so funny.
Pat got me laughing so hard on this one. The ring like a necklace for fingers took me all the way out.
Literally said “Pat don’t hoop” then heard it come out of Tahir’s mouth too..almost threw my phone..😂😂😂
Aye Pat calling Mittens “Hand Hoodies” is hilarious 😂😂😂
This episode again shows Pat being the funniest in a room full of comics/comedians/ actors
Absolutely love @DionLack he' s a great guest on SquADD Cast and Daddy Issues. If you haven't seen Lackaroni and Chaz you definitely should
When Pat kept saying Medium Medium Medium...it reminded me of frail body con!! 😂😂
CP: It's over there at the Medium both, everything is a Medium!! 😂😂
Pat walks over eating a churro lol
🤣🤣 just watched that episode the other day!
Dion thought everybody was gonna agree with that comment😭😂
The looks and the silence he got😩😩
If the veteran tells you walking in the mud is harder than you think, maybe take that into consideration! Lol thank you for your service Loulou and Happy Valentine's Day everyone
It is lol ive done it, so much more work to lift your boots out of mud and sink them back in and repeat over along distance, you waste a lot of energy over time. Nothing like snow and people need snow shoes for that so what do we need for mud, huge semi flat bowl shoes for bouancy? Lmao. It’s not fun at all, I’d rather be on an icy surface cause I’ll be able to figure some way to slide across it, unless they stipulate that this has to be done naked, if not I’m choosing ice all day, I’ll find a way on ice, in mud there’s no getting around that suckage lol. Sry for the paragraphery 🤣🙏🖖
Buoyancy*
That same vet says it takes 15 minutes to walk a mile 🤔
@@8MathAllah I mean she can't be right all the time
@@8MathAllah lol my record running one is like 7 minutes, but I know walking is about 16-19 minutes
Oh yeah but I've walked distances averaging 15 minutes per mile
@@JehRoniMo11 lmfao!!!! get off the center of a frozen lake naked, or get out of a muddy swamp fully clothed middle of summer?
Nobody:…..
Pat: I like that word
…(whispers) galoshes 😂😂
20:53 Meg: Ain’t pee sterile?
Everybody else: 😟
Yaaaaay!!!! I look forward to Mondays because of This show!!!! Please don’t ever stop!!!🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾💜💜💜and look at meg!! Glowin👏🏾👏🏾🥰🥰
Seriously I was thinking the same thing
There is absolutely nothing wrong with hair on your private areas. It isn't unsanitary as long as you keep yourself clean. 🙄
There’s nothing wrong with a LITTLE bit of hair on your private area. Too much hair holds odor and looks messy. That’s why it’s important to keep yourself groomed. Especially if you expect someone to put their face down there.
Exactly. Keep it clean and eat well, it should smell fine and be sanitary.
@@moniquej369 you can still have a lot of hair and be extremely clean.
@@dancemusikk I never said it meant you’re not clean, I said too much hair looks messy and holds odor. The less hair, the less you sweat and the longer you stay fresh. And once again, if you expect someone to put their face down there, you should shave. It’s being considerate of the other person. If you expect your woman to shave, you should shave.🤷🏽♀️
Tahir finna slide on his belly on the black ice.
🐧 🧊 😂
Shit that’s what I was sayin!! Lmaooooo but the visuals 🤣 he’d get it done like a penguin no doubt about that lol 🙌
Dog the funniest part is how everybody looks at pat explain mittens 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol his thought process wasn't horrible though
They really spent 5 mins explaining mittens to a 33 year old man
Walk on black ice, fingernail in soup, lifetime clothes from unknown brand
Y’all took about 10 minutes explaining the difference between gloves and mittens to Pat. A hoodie for your hands
Pat don’t be knowing ANYTHING He might as change he’s last name from cloud to Patrick star at this point😂
Pat really showed us how much he don’t be knowing shit!!!!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Pat- gloves & mittens!? Idk
Also Pat- black ice was first recognized as a threat in the year 1755.. 🙌🤣
We need kevin on here to laugh at Patrick's jokes
If Pat doesn’t trademark “Hand Hoodie’s” and start selling them jawns imma be pissed
Send a email & help him get it poppin lol😹
Low key it made sense after he made that analogy. In his defense if you were raised in a warm climate you probably wouldnt know the diff at a young age but clearly Pat should know by 32 lol
@@avaholloway32 nah, I was born in Jamaica 🇯🇲 & lived in Miami, I'm 1k tropical & it has nothing to do with that, Pats on bubble boy shit there & what we not gon do is deny that 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@avaholloway32 I seen the by 32 thing late though lol so nvm agreed lol 😆
You gotta be from Philly 🤣🤣🤣
DIYS needs to go ahead and make LouLou permanent on the show she's great on everything
Dion lack and loulou this bout to be 🔥🔥🔥
“Meg’s out of control”
Facts🤦🏾♀️🤣🤣🤣
That STFU Pat!! Was epic
Always love when Lou Lou is on. 🔥
You ever had a little crush on someone and then the longer you hear them talk or get to know them, the more your crush slips away? That's how I felt listening to Pat trying to justify not knowing what a mitten was. Just... oh...
That was me a loooooong time ago 😂😂😂😂 the dawning is real
These make Monday better 🤣🥳
I love this podcast and love y'all more for keeping it going
At exactly 5:01 Tahir completely fumbled "fifty percent" turned into daffy the fuck duck 😩😩🤣
Lmao Pat knows about black ice but not gloves ‘n mittens 😂😂😂
Pat's eloquent and cohesive expression of the definition of black ice 😏
Lmao
I am always amazed by the stuff Pat doesn’t know, its like Keysha E and the movies she hasn’t seen?😔. What were y’all doing?
Keysha was being a young female kingpin on the streets of Detroit. Pat was playing Zelda and learning piano 😂
@@joelsantiagosays I'd watch a show with them fr
They're not from this planet
I'm beginning to realize Pat has been high since birth 😚💨💨. .I mean gloves and mittens confusing you is wild 😂😂😂...don't change bruh
Lou Lou paint n sip scenarios had me dying laughing 🤣
Meg couldn't understand shopping spree. Take the top u want in all sizes and try it on at home lol.
Once again, I say this podcast is underrated 😂👏🏾. I be laughing like I don’t have no stress or problems in my life 😂😂. Y’all are amazing
Meg talking bout the women's razors that have 2 sides but them not realizing that Gillette been made that for men and women damn near 10yrs ago. Lol.
Patrick and his mittens. Awe man, classic Pat.
Just reminded me of “Librarian Girl”. 😂
Pat's highly detailed almost "Rain Man"-like understanding of black ice just laid me out before we even reached the 20-minute mark 🤣🤣🤣
Wait 😭😂 Magic Shave was definitely trending on TikTok last summer lol Why did my generation think that shxt was new 🤣😭
Lulu’s *“wtf Pat??😟”* will go down in history!
🤣🤣🤣💀💀👌🏾
No Pat is on his own.... don't bring LA into it 🤣🤣🤣
Folks wen Deon said “security” 🤣⚰️ definitely my new thing
okay so we not gonna ignore Pat getting lost in the sip and paint videos at 47:22 loool
Pat not knowing what mittens are because he grew up in L.A. 😂🤣😅
That hard reset is real 🤣
Poor Pat. I'm amazed by the things he don't know. Smh 🤣🤣🤣
Hello Divine
How are you doing right now?
I'm really much impressed about your personalities. I also admire your good sense of humor on here. I don't normally write in the comment section, but I think you deserve this complement....I'll like to be your friend if you don't mind
Everyone's faces at 26.25 after Pat's explanation. 😂😂😂😂😂
Good morning Squadd!
The opening conversations is exactly what drunken conversations used to be like that I listened to in college. Now I have everyone’s freckles and pubes embedded into my brain and I can’t get it out.
someone get me a coffin because pat killed me !!!!LMAO
Lou Lou is just😍😍😍😍😍 Meg is a queen too but my man Tahir is glowing
🤣y’all Be havin kev on the thumbnail and bro barely be there.
Cannot wait for the follow up video with Deon, cause he called it!! Rams won the Super Bowl 😂😂😂
Omg I cried laughing the whole way thru but the glove/mitten convo took me out 😭😭😅🤣
"a hand hoody" 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 The mitten vs glove
Tahir used magic shave wrong 🤣🤣 it’s black owned ✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾
So right about Burlington!!! Lol they would def have a few security tags 🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Erica from finance” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I laughed non stop! I am dying!
I Enjoyed this video
Dion called it!! Rams SuperBowl 2022!!
26:16 Tahir's faces during Pat's glove/mitten explanations. 😅😅😆😆😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Tahir that magic shaving was real big in the South. My grandfather and uncles used the Blue Magic and I can still recall the smell to this day 😂
Plenty of people are a clueless as pat but they're just not on public platforms admitting it!
Brent Taylor once said "Tahir look like Lisa Simpson" that shit has never been more accurate after this squadd cast 🤣🤣
He had me in the first half. I really was thinking “I do need some self love, whatchu talking?” Then my boy said best fiends 🤦🏽♀️😂😂😂
And yes. Magic Shave smells like rotten eggs when you mix it. It has a very distinct smell.
I hated when ny dad used that to shave back in the day!! I'm glad there are better options now!!! Lol
@@SilverSkywalker I be like "what's that smell?.......oh grandma's shaving again." 😄
@@robertalmond9083 Bruh!!🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
Yes Lou Lou is back
That head was bobbing during that paint and sip
Lol wtf is the kitten and the mitten? Also I've never once wore mittens 😂😂
Them T-outlinner came in clutch
Pat is hilarious… hand hoodies really have me 😭😂😂. But I have one that wrecks my brain, if a full tattoo on your arm is called a sleeve, why on your leg is it not a pant?! 🤔
Magic shave! I use that religiously. My grandma put me on. Electric razors don't get close enough so I use it on my head and sometimes my face. Only the Golden or White can. The red can is dehydrated lava. Lol
MR Pat, I was three easels over🤣🤣🤣
Lol I'm taking the hips and the surfboards 🤣
They were sleeping on that Meg joke at 5:44
Imagining Tahir wit the paper thin sweats! 😂
Dion and that Nelly Bandaid 😂
find a needle in a haystack vs a feather in snow
Yo the deon just eating the band-aid joke was too funny no cap 😂😂
Same question... but Run VS Walk...
"That was Porsha" 😂
47:23 . Pat you starin.. bruh
*cue that BANKSHOT track*😅😂😂😂