Dirty Kitchen vs Dirty Bathroom | SquADD Cast Versus | Ep 26 | All Def
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- Опубліковано 14 чер 2020
- Cast Versus | Episode 26
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This week we debate:
Dirty Kitchen vs Dirty Bathroom
Taco Bell vs Chipotle
Lil Wayne vs Snoop Dogg
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Dirty Kitchen vs Dirty Bathroom | Squadd Cast Versus | Episode 26 | All Def
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"I AM A CHILDREN" Precious is the GOAT 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
She is a great addition to the team. I love her!!!
The whole joke about Tahir being the dr strange of taco bell is hilarious... im at work crying 😂😂😂😂😂
The thought of Tahir sayin “move out the way I’ll do it myself” and pushing Taco Bell employees aside to make his own tacos is hilarious 😂😂 he got a fedora and an apron on
When he’s done he licks his fingers and says “that’s how it’s done my boi”
Pushing the employes with his tyrannosaurus hands 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Then he makes them try it and says “I know you rocking with this!”
I felt that on sooo many levels, when Kev said that Tahirs mind is already rich he just waiting for the money to catch up...I feel that way every damn day
Keep going!!! 👏🏾❤️
I AM A CHILDREN
-Precious 2020
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The thought of Kev, Liss, and Precious at a strip club is hilarious 😭
I’d pay to see that lol
Id pay too.. lol
Who is liss lmao
@@ericataylor9714 Kevin's wife. Melissa
Patrick is me justifying his messy room. “It’s messy but it’s nothing that’s gonna cause roaches” 🤣🤣
Pat said “my first crow bar” like he plans to buy many more in the future 😂😂
Right?! That was hilarious!
I said this before.. But Kev has a hella instigating laugh
So do Pat
FACTS!!!!!!!
He sets it off
😆😆😆 are you from Cali?
Sometimes Pat laughs like a secret villain in a movie who found out some valuable information
Precious is Meg’s alter ego.
Bruhhhh 😂
Hell yea LMAO! 🤣🤣🤣 The no filter Meg
Yesss it's too funny they vibe off each other
Reggie Lee lol bruh, factz 😂
Stop 😂 I’m imagining a Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde situation
When covid is over I need Tahir to have talk show with people where he bartenders for them or brings in guest bartenders
Jordan Simon Drinks and food.
First episode needs to be real southern bbq so the sqadd can stop hating.
That is a dope idea 🤔💡
You might be onto something 🧐
I volunteer as tribute
You couldve got paid for that idea
This was Meg’s episode today. She was coming with the jokes.
DoubleAAG she won today 😂
Meg was on it!
That T-Rex joke had me doing the silent-cry laugh!!! 😭☠️☠️
The joke when they said “so ur drink was an arm lengths away?” and Meg said “that must be really close cause u have short arms” had me rolling hahah
@@ghostapulu7906 Omg, I missed that!!! 😭😭😭😭😭🤣☠️
The Dr.Strange joke is one of the funniest jokes I’ve heard in a while 😂😂
Forreal... that's an out of the box type of joke. Nobody would think of that, Pat's good!!!
Yo this joke has me DYINGGGGG. Literal tearssss
Tears. Pouring. 🤣
Timestamp?
I'm surprised Pat has not started his own animation domination company...Dude is hilarious.😄😄😄👍🏽
Lmao I don’t think Melissa would judge the strippers, just ask them about their life story and the invite them to The Love Hour podcast 😂💀
🤣 I would definitely watch.
Right, she'd give them money for dances but would just want to talk
Word!
“What’s your origin story?” 😩😂
@@shayblack6653 😂😂😂
“I could’ve gone my whole life, without seeing Tahir’s hoof” - Pat
I’m deceased 💀💀💀
Yo patrick is seriously “if pikachu face was a person” he just don’t be knowing
😂😂😂
He really be surprised over everything
When Precious started talking about the male strippers man, full pikachu.jpg
SpiffyPenguin yes exactly that moment! 😂😂😂
"I am a children and I'm left handed." This is why I love Precious.
"You give me big Theodore energy." Kev you and that hat are out of pocket.
So we just not gonna talk about Kev hat😂😂
Lol I like it
I was just about to say something!!💀
I'm intrigued, I need one to work in my garden
Lmaoooo I like it! It works for some reason 😂
💀💀 In here looking like '🤠'
I lost it when Pat did the act out on the
Tahir-osaurus Rex 🤣
I fell off my couch😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love this lineup of people. I also enjoy how cultured Tahir is.
He’s experienced a lot of cultures but I don’t think he’s adapted to them as much lmao talking about bringing his own spoons in Asian restaurants like bruh
@@oscarpena00op 🤣
No one : ....
Kev: I'm Doug Dimmadome owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadone🤠🤠🤠!!
Lebo Thoka where is this from ?? I faintly remember from my childhood 😂
@@RIZR. the Fairly Oddparents!!!!
@@gingerm982, that show had some of the best/most random character names. Doug Dimmadome, Jorgen Von Strangle, Chet Ubetchta
Mr. Spock Juandisimo el Magnifico was definitely a top 5 side character, and as I type this, I just noticed he looks like a mini Salt Bae 💀
Nice one 🤠
“Tyranasaurus Rex arms” Godang that haymaker from Meg came out of nowhere and took me out 💀
I literally could not breathe!!! 😭😭😭☠️
Just wanted to give you a virtual dap for your Big Krit profile pic!✊🏿
HisCountriGal17 Salute for recognizing ✊🏿
Time frame?
Christian Clayton 24:50
Meg-"How you gon know the taco bell menu but you be having feathers in your hat?"
😂😂😂😂
PAT is legit the FUNNIEST dude on here and he isn't even a comedian!!! His visualization of Tahir's Tyrannosaurus Rex arms!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
i’ve been saying this. people sleep on patrick’s mind😴😴
I used to be HOT when i learned washing the dishes really meant wiping the whole kitchen down 😭😭
Why not just say clean the kitchen!? I always hated that.
@@AudioGAWD because cleaning the kitchen required so much more 😂😂😂
@@thekindredhour But that just gives parents another excuse to say, "You callin' me a lie?", knowin' damn well we can't say "yes," 'cuz that's another ass whuppin'. Callin' your parents a lie, that's a no-no.
Guy like why only say wash the dishes and then come home and cuss about sum u didnt even ask me to do. And then u gone say i shouldn't have to tell you🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️my mom is a madman bruh😂😂😂😂😂
Lmaooo facts. I would wash the dishes (I feel like they would time it perfectly too, and get rid of all left overs in pots and etc so I have to wash it all 🙄) and then they'd ask if I wiped down the stove top, the counters, the microwave... like huh?
"Big Theodore energy" 💀💀 - KevOn Stage 2020
Did Pat say “Tahir’s hoof” 😂😂😂
Doboy joke
Pat be stealing jokes
Precious and Teddy are just naturally hilarious!!
Precious legit asked Tahir “how you be getting in the crevasses, fool?” And no one acknowledged her genuine concern 😂
I think they both are exponentially funnier than regular humans!…they pound for pound legendary!
*no pun intended*
KevOnStripClubs featuring MsKevOnStage and Precious 😂😂😂 That would be hilarious content!
"KevOnStripClubs"?! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
For real
Tahir is the new Doboy in terms of getting roasted 😭
Meg has always been hilarious, but I love seeing how she's growing even more hilarious with every ADD episode of anything with her in it! Same with Doboy! They are gems!!
Hilarious? Sheesh yall really like meg. She has her moments but she misses a lot.
Cire Williams Thank you 👏🏾
@@SupremeGon agreed!
Can I just say an observation?...you see how everyone in All Def seems to know Kev’s wife Melissa by her name? They never say, “your wife” “Kev’s wife”, they say “Melissa”. That’s because Kev has always respected Melissa and has never hid her. On the contrary, he always talks about her, he brings her around, he makes it known to the world that Melissa is his other half. It makes a big difference how your partner presents you to his/her world. When he/she welcomes you into their life, his/her people welcome you too. Kev congrats on being probably one of the greatest men I’ve ever seen in my life 👌
That's because it's already been established in previous episodes that Melissa keeps Kev in fear 😂😂
This is so true my current bf never really introduced me to his family,. When they have events his mom introduces me as a result I barely get spoken to and most of them don’t know my name. They don’t treat me bad they are just following his lead
Everytime Kev speaks about Melissa, it's always in a positive light. I hardly ever hear him say anything negative about her, aside from the occasional jokes or roasts. They've been together since high school and he still sends her gifts (like that one snuggie blanket that Pat was wearing which he immediately ordered for his wife). The fact that he still speaks about her like that and constantly haves her in his mind despite all those years together is so wholesome.
@@mrsjayhoward yet that's your current boyfriend.
💯
The Dr. Strange joke had me slumped in my work chair.
Kev looks like Django’s thicc cousin: *Mango*
Nah u did sum wit this my G I’m gone😭🔥🔥🔥
More so tahir cuz the hair
“Big Theodore Energy” -KevOnStage
45:39 - This is what cracked me up the most
“I saw all possibilities, only one will make me full” 😂😂😂😂😂
Bruh that shit was hilarious
I just noticed precious got pistol earrings. 😂
And they cute
That shit kinda gangsta 💞
dirty bathroom is worst...If I have to flush with my foot, that's bad
funsize198 agreed
funsize198 I flush with my foot in any bathroom but my own! Dirty bathrooms are definitely the worst 🤢
I’d rather see a roach in a bathroom than a kitchen
If it’s too bad I’ll hold it til I find a better spot
funsize198 facts! Aint had to do that in a minute
Anyone else notice Precious pistol earrings? 😂💀
Kevin T I was sitting here trying to determine if they were blicky's or carpenter squares. THANK YOU for clarifying!! They are dope though!!!
Yup. #onthesehoes
My two favourite things in this episode was Pat calling Tahir a round man in a Latin accent and then Tahir knowing the entire Taco Bell menu after showing his high-end liquor station 😭
Looks like without Doboy, Tahir has become the new punching bag
Ya kno, I said that last week
Its sad....but funny
Tahir is handling it pretty well all things considered
Meg got him good tho 🤣🤣
What happened to doboy?
This is lowkey better than great taste
Highkey*
Great taste=Squad Cast
Kev with these Tom news reporter back to you’s are HILARIOUS!
Patrick is the funniest person on ADD. His mind is so creative
YES 😂😂😂😂💯💯
For me, the kitchen never really gets dirty, unless it's after some kind of party or celebration. It's just easier to maintain. Wipe a counter, clean a dish after you use it etc.. and you set. Not doing that for a bathroom. You shower, shit, brush teeth, whatever you need to do and get the fuck outta there. Then you wake up one morning and see your bathroom dirty as hell.
Can I live with you, please.
for me it's the opposite. i deep clean my bathroom once a week but if i let ONE dish go unwashed in the sink, there's a whole ass pile the next day to deal with
Yoo Meg's roasting levels evolved
“ I could’ve gone my whooollleeee life without seeing tahirs hoof.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Snoop got ghostwriters??Who the hell is getting paid to write shizzle dizzle??
😂😂
Xzibit used to write for snoop
Ever heard of Badlucc? I’m not sure in what capacity that he’s written for him but he talks about it all the time, in the highest respect of course.
Snoop out of his own mouth has said he has writers. He's said it in interviews and in songs. It's no secret.
Jay-z wrote for Snoop and Dre....... STILL DRE
@mrskevonstage with the gun at the strip club has me in tears 🤣🤣🤣🤣. I feel like afterwards, she'll be like "low key though, I had fun" 😂😂😂😂
😂
Yep 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dirty kitchen is tolerable...bathroom no excuses...thts just nasty if it isnt clean...
rANDOMdUDe Neither are tolerable. Dirty kitchens lead to ROACHES. Dirty bathroom is nasty and unsanitary.
It's not tolerable it's just not as fucked up
The kitchen is one thing. I can bring food over to a friends house and not mind the kitchen, but the bathroom is where the lines gotta b drawn😂. If u bathroom smell like 2 ants at a bookclub we not coo no more lmao
@@solitairedoll well duh....but the question was dirty bathroom or kitchen?...everyones kitchen has been dirty for a day or so cooking or whatever, nobody wants to do dishes right after, but tht bathroom? Tht bitch stay clean...
No way. I gotta at least soak any dish I use, and wipe down the counter at the end of the day, and clean anything I see building up. A dirty kitchen affects what goes into your body. With the bathroom, you're just in and out. If it's dirty, just line the toilet seat, or hover. It shouldn't be that deep. Unless something crazy happened in there, a "dirty" bathroom might just be dusty, and have dried soap or toothpaste in random places. That's not gonna kill anybody. But a dirty kitchen... Nope. Can't tolerate it.
The fact that Precious is always laughing at a different part of the jokes literally kill me! 🤣🤣
When you want to laugh with your friends, but you also got a duel at high noon 🤣😂
Yo Meg killed Tahir w/ that t rex joke omg 😭😭😭😭
Precious: I am a children
25:03 doesn’t it look like pat passed the towel to meg 😂😂😂
"Tahirs the Dr. Strange of Taco Bell" is the funniest thing I've heard this whole year😂 I'm crying real tears lmao
Bathroom has to be clean. Dishes, at least u know I'm using the stove
Still gotta clean up after yourself in the kitchen. Any critter could feed off whatever's leftover on your stove, or in your sink. So I can't with anyone with a dirty kitchen, no matter how good they cook. The bathroom can survive a while without cleaning (as long as there's no crazy incident in there), since you just basically go in there to clean yourself. So some dried soap or toothpaste won't hurt, and I line the toilet anyway.
Lol right
Exactly
I'm in love with Precious, she is perfectly goofy, "I Am A Children" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"I could've gone my whoooole life without seeing Tahirs hoof"🤣
The first topic makes me wants to clean everything
We need a teddy ray episode plz‼️‼️‼️
Ah once again here on a good Monday morning with a blunt & the squadd
best way to start the day tbh
*Quavo voice* Yessssssir !!!!
A kindred spirit 😊
👌🏾🔥❤️
Lil Wayne's definitely more influential. He was solid in a group, he was solid by himself, and somehow, he put people on to become even more successful than he EVER was.
@Ren Raz It's debatable. But however successful they are is due to him cosigning them. So he gets the credit anyway.
But snoop dog paved a whole era he changed the game along with dr.dre
Super awsome Mexican dood exactly he was part of an ensemble and solo & crosses over to pop, & Kpop. He still works with the community hands-on, especially with kids. And he’s far more popular worldwide. Snoop single re-popularized weed. The names of celebs to do that are minimal. 1st Bob Marley, 2nd is Snoop
33:46 everybody swaying && laughing in sync 😂😂
Precious is the best thing to happen to ADD. A gem.
Loving her day to day❤
Wassup family in the comments, glad to see y’all again! Just checking in to see how everyone’s doing❤️
Fine and u. OMW to work
I'm cool bro. Keeping watch for these salty ass cops lol. Have y'all cameras ready 📷📷
Also just hit 70K!! Watch my channel if you need a break from everything!
Late to work, but doing well otherwise! Have a blessed day, everyone
this is so wholesome thank you! I'm writing my finals this week so i finally graduate at the end of the month (:
Primm's Hood Cinema Congratulations on that I checked your page out you got some dope content I’m definitely subscribing keep grinding bro✊🏼
Meg knocked it out the park with that T-rex arms joke and Pat topped it off with the demonstration! I love y'all🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
50:57 the look on tahir’s face when he noticed the crowbar. 🤣🤣🤣☺️
That hat is sending me Kev 😭😭😭😭😭😭
I’m high and it took me 15 seconds to notice and I did a triple take 😂😂
I was just saying there’s nothing to watch on UA-cam then y’all popped up yayy lol
The fact that it looked like Pat threw Meg the loofah through the screen!!! EPIC! 🤣😂
33:45 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 y'all look like y'all on a roller-coaster of laughter 🤣 😂 this episode is so funny
So at the beginning right, Tahir goes "What's up Meg" so my eyes instantly focused on her. But lemme tell you, when my eyes just panned left...I nearly left this Earth choking back a laugh. My eyes caught Pat with the bandana on his neck first and then my eyes went UP and laid on Mr. Kevin Fredericks. I paused right away and thanked the universe for whatever this episode is gona be.
Agreed!!! 😆😆😆
I legit had to go back and follow your steps and my God you were right, I somehow missed the fact that he made that hat fit his head
The Dr. Strange joke has me weeeeakkkkkk!! OMG!!!
I went to a Dell Taco once and legit, a man came back up to the counter after a bite and said, “why tf is my burrito musty?!” Till this day, I won’t eat there. 😂
Justin de Leon 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I’m so glad y’all have embraced the “off topic intro”! We here for it!🤣🤣🤣
They actually stayed on topic for the most part
Tahir was big mad last week they wouldn't act right😂😂
Precious is like, Straight Outta Wakanda.
Meg was lighting Tahir up the whole episode, lol!
When Kevin laid back on his couch @ 52:19 he l👀ked super little...😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yo. Meg has been coming hard since quarantine started.
For once, I'm actually with Meg on this one. I was also a member of my church's young adult ministry and we did the same thing - go out after hours and hand out flyers to invite people to church. We never tried to preach at them or make them feel a certain kinda way about being out, we just wanted them to come and worship with us, especially on Youth Sunday. Loooool we always had so much fun doing it too!!
Meg was on fire this episode 😂
Patrick with the Tyrannosaurus rex arms!! That had me screaming 😂😂😂
Pat say "Ain't no female strippers eating cake" lol
A hat that actually makes Kev's head look small
Pat's Doctor Strange bit is definitely one of the funniest things ADD has ever done lmaooooo holy shit
24:51-25:51 yooo, when Meg said “Tahir, you can’t even use no loofah with your little tyrannosaurus rex arms, how you gonna get your back?” omg that had me dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Pat b moving his hair out da way like he n a Japanese boy band 😂
🤣🤣🤣
Starting off my morning wondering what the heck is going on with Kevs hat. Lol
I love Precious. Her voice cracks me up every time she says something 🤣🤣
1:02:32 has me DYING😂😂😂😂 I looked up at Kev as SOON as he stumbled😂😂
Kev need to order the little hands and do a slow mo 😂😂 😂
This is the greatest running joke ever
bruh, that Tahir Dr Strange joke had me dyyyyyyyying
Prayers up for @Doboy, miss him on the show man, hope he's getting himself better!
What happened to him? I haven't seen him lately.
MasterMind Studios he’s taking a mental health break from content
I think he relapsed he has gone down hill. Its really sad
I was today years old when I learned that cheese and lettuce don't go on tacos
“I am a children” 😂😂
Taco Bell should sponsor anything Tahir does in the future.
Y’all should’ve seen my face when Tahir put that werewolf foot on the screen smh
WEREWOLF FOOT!?!!?!? I'm DEAD LMAOOOOOO
That face Tahir make every time they gang up on him... Like, "yeah, and what?!" HAHLARIOUS!
Lil Wayne is to hip hop as Allen Iverson is to bball