Michi Discovers That Heavenly's "Ball" is no Longer With Us..

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  • Опубліковано 23 гру 2024

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  • @TomatoSpider-vm2mq
    @TomatoSpider-vm2mq 5 місяців тому +355

    heavenly must have pissed off a wizard

    • @RhysHill-ur8lq
      @RhysHill-ur8lq 5 місяців тому +9

      Are you talking about Ari?

    • @lerpsnerp8181
      @lerpsnerp8181 5 місяців тому +47

      @@RhysHill-ur8lq his ball was taken in the divorce.

    • @OrbObserver
      @OrbObserver 5 місяців тому

      He got them back with a mend buttcrack spell but the damage was done.

    • @SammyEdgeINC
      @SammyEdgeINC 5 місяців тому +10

      ​@@lerpsnerp8181this is why we get a prenuptial...

  • @justsomeguy9280
    @justsomeguy9280 5 місяців тому +321

    I've been terrified of testicular tortion ever since that one episode of Venture Brothers

    • @katcorot
      @katcorot 5 місяців тому +42

      The worse bit is, it doesn't have to be a sports injury. Some can get it naturally thru extreme dumb luck.

    • @Yansko-san
      @Yansko-san 5 місяців тому +8

      never read Dandadan then

    • @powercheif
      @powercheif 5 місяців тому +4

      As one whose had it, i dont recommend it. Wouldn't wish it on my worst enemies

    • @VME-Brad
      @VME-Brad 5 місяців тому

      same

    • @wildkaya643
      @wildkaya643 5 місяців тому +2

      oh god I blocked that memory out it all came flooding back AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @heraut
    @heraut 5 місяців тому +197

    Yep, balls are used for balance.
    This is why Heavenly can only walk in circle.

  • @HandoruKiipa
    @HandoruKiipa 5 місяців тому +167

    The discussion about balls being used for balance has now got me imagining balls functioning like a tuned mass damper. Alternatively, truck nuts for skyscrapers

  • @mykalkelley8315
    @mykalkelley8315 3 місяці тому +18

    Michi gives me "woman from nowhere is suddenly thrust into a civilization filled with science and wonder" vibes

  • @Radiodragonofdoom
    @Radiodragonofdoom 5 місяців тому +118

    Testicular torsion? Ovarian torsion? Yo the human body has way too many terrifying ways it can malfunction.

    • @RichyArg
      @RichyArg 5 місяців тому +19

      Like how many nerves seem to be perfectly positioned for a slighly misaligned joint to pinch them.

    • @rhaven090
      @rhaven090 5 місяців тому +12

      Intelligent design as they say

    • @probablythedm1669
      @probablythedm1669 5 місяців тому

      I mean, techically, death, autoimmune diseases, allergy, and cancer are all just the body malfunctioning... Our bodies are a mess of "well, this mutation worked long enough to reproduce." 🤷‍♂️ A lot of animals have it way worse, so at least there's that. But intelligently designed we are not. We don't even have a spine optimized for being vertical all the time! 🤣

    • @soundcloudpandapandawa2997
      @soundcloudpandapandawa2997 5 місяців тому +10

      The human body is a great trapeze act of both maintaining chemical balance, blood pressure, and maintaining a healthy amount of living cells. Seriously it's a miracle imo that Multicellular creatures like us exist.

    • @splashafrica
      @splashafrica 2 місяці тому +3

      The design is very human

  • @morgan7909
    @morgan7909 5 місяців тому +13

    15:34 I knew a guy who dipped his balls in glitter, pretty nuts

  • @roerd
    @roerd 5 місяців тому +65

    One thing: if a testicular torsion gets fixed by surgery in time, so you don't lose the testicle, they will sew it in place, so it can't twist again.

    • @Szriko
      @Szriko 20 днів тому +5

      If you lose only one, they sew the other in place because if one is loose, the other's probably also loose.
      don't ask me how i know

  • @CakSindox
    @CakSindox 5 місяців тому +168

    Lesson about guys: If one guy gets hit in the balloons, every guy around will feel it.
    You don't need to actually experience it, just the knowledge is painful enough

    • @Scudboy17
      @Scudboy17 5 місяців тому

      Yeah, nut shots have an AOE

    • @KingDetonation
      @KingDetonation 5 місяців тому +14

      Knowledge of the sensitivity is instinctual, so the phantom pain is ever-present

    • @cee_yarr
      @cee_yarr 5 місяців тому

      **slaps your nuts**
      **recoils in sympathetic pain**

    • @jseeker1867
      @jseeker1867 16 днів тому

      Dude, this is for real. Just reading the comments here and not even watching a minute of the video was enough to make me feel a little queasy.

  • @fantazjo
    @fantazjo 5 місяців тому +76

    everytime michi says "coochie meow meow" ferro dies a bit
    let's give a minute of silence to brave soul that stands beside her

    • @freakysquirrel7218
      @freakysquirrel7218 5 місяців тому +2

      That sounds like the brainrot version of the actual word

  • @wattlermeowzers2276
    @wattlermeowzers2276 13 днів тому +3

    Michi tells chat she broke her nail
    Chat: that’s not how you use a hammer

  • @Freeze-n-Frost
    @Freeze-n-Frost 5 місяців тому +6

    2:11 Reminded me of “Dance with your painis, c’mon now everybody dance with your painis😂

  • @likestosleep225
    @likestosleep225 5 місяців тому +85

    o7 heavenlys ball

  • @NefariousDreary
    @NefariousDreary 5 місяців тому +51

    I lost it when she started singing Celine Dion

  • @tiagotiagot
    @tiagotiagot 5 місяців тому +37

    03:10 Half the chat screamed in pain, the other half secretly needs clean underwear now...
    Well, less than half, I'm sure she got some percentage of meow-meow-havers in the audience...

  • @8lacKhawKtheRIPPER
    @8lacKhawKtheRIPPER 5 місяців тому +8

    I feel ya, Heavenly~ Had that shit happen to me last year. Just woke up like normal and boom. Man, human bodies can be so freakin' cool sometimes.

  • @Sir_Saki
    @Sir_Saki 5 місяців тому +28

    I've never had the TT thank god. The closest I've come to it was a strained ball. Dealt with the worst pain down there for days but both soldiers survived safe and sound. STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT CAUSED IT EXACTLY TO THIS DAY.

  • @KWifler
    @KWifler 5 місяців тому +28

    She showed her her papapa 😂💀

    • @KWifler
      @KWifler 5 місяців тому +8

      Michi mochi meow meow 😂

  • @Sunder2113
    @Sunder2113 5 місяців тому +12

    "are guy's balls like the tail for dogs?" - michi 2024

    • @Sunder2113
      @Sunder2113 5 місяців тому +6

      A line hasn't sent me like that in a long time.

  • @steveo9284
    @steveo9284 5 місяців тому +30

    As the acting dumbass of my area; two days after my vasectomy, I was in a jet boat up in the middle of no-where.
    It was very windy, bouncy and the underwear I had was also filled with baby peas and baby carrots.
    Got both balls still, just firing blanks.

  • @alandubois159
    @alandubois159 Місяць тому

    10:40 Michi. Mark, Bob and Wade have already been down that rabbit hole lol 😂

  • @zyxaqc
    @zyxaqc 5 місяців тому +6

    I'm surprised Heavenly didn't take his ball and go home

    • @althelor
      @althelor 5 місяців тому +1

      Just the mental image of him asking the doctors if he can keep it in a jar or something like it's a trophy absolutely sends me.

  • @tokaokami7447
    @tokaokami7447 5 місяців тому +5

    "leave his ball alone" 💀

  • @tiagotiagot
    @tiagotiagot 5 місяців тому +5

    13:19 That could cause them to retract so hard they get inside the body; when boys reach a certain age (well, dunno if it's an specific age, but sometime before puberty usually), their balls drop, before then they're up inside a pocket on each side and the sac is empty (TBH, I'm not 100% sure exactly how far inside they stay in little boys, cause for me they already dropped when I was still so young I don't remember, and I am not gonna be researching little boy balls; but they can go back in even with adult men; and some got the pockets entrances lose enough it doesn't even hurt to hide them like that and got empty-sacked). The retraction is a reflex based on temperature to keep the sperm at the ideal temperature (inside the body is usually too warm, that's why the balls are on the outside.

  • @austinm5630
    @austinm5630 5 місяців тому +3

    Speaking of the "shift stick" reminded me of the cl*t mouse.
    Way way back in the day IBM laptops used to come with a tiny little thing the size and shape of a pencil eraser head, usually in the center of the keyboard. Everyone jokingly called it a "cl*t mouse" because that's what it looked like. I actually had one of them, it was funny as hell but it was an awful input device, so I literally made a trip back to Circuit City (yeah, this was a WHILE ago) and bought a trackball the next day.
    I think they were still putting them in some IBM and Lenovo laptops up until like 5 or 6 years ago.

  • @johnj.spurgin7037
    @johnj.spurgin7037 5 місяців тому +10

    Michi... What- and I CANNOT stress this enough- the F*CK?!

  • @Bakuganluver23
    @Bakuganluver23 5 місяців тому +53

    Wait, did Heavenly actually Get the torsion? thqat's gonna be the WORST feeling to have.

    • @RaeneTheFaerie
      @RaeneTheFaerie 5 місяців тому +14

      He's been pretty open about having only one ball from what I can tell.

    • @powercheif
      @powercheif 5 місяців тому +16

      Its something men has to be wary of. The moment youre feeling bad pain in your balls, get to the doctor immediately. I got lucky when i had it.

    • @freakysquirrel7218
      @freakysquirrel7218 5 місяців тому +7

      @@RaeneTheFaerie Seems like Heavenly, Armstrong and a certain Austrian painter have something in common...

    • @RaeneTheFaerie
      @RaeneTheFaerie 5 місяців тому +3

      @@freakysquirrel7218 How dare you. XDDD

    • @togeluga_the_cat
      @togeluga_the_cat 5 місяців тому +1

      @@freakysquirrel7218 wait wich Armstrong are you talking about

  • @MrHoneuma
    @MrHoneuma 5 місяців тому +2

    Thins reminds me of a story someone sent in on an old Veibae stream where someone tried unsuccessfully to climb over a metal fence with the spikes on top. Apparently got caught and severed one of the pair on the spikes, with it falling out of their shorts.

  • @HartSickle
    @HartSickle 12 днів тому

    This guy out here uniballing it.

  • @jasoncarto
    @jasoncarto 5 місяців тому +8

    Mans who said "link?" got put on a firing squad

  • @Ballacha
    @Ballacha 5 місяців тому +14

    14:19 bro knows a nascar driver pog

  • @newstrzala
    @newstrzala 5 місяців тому +8

    Man, ive been watching the michi clips and it feels like shes always been in vshojo despite the fact that shes been in it for only about 3 months.

  • @ImGazu
    @ImGazu 5 місяців тому

    A moment of silence for a fallen soldier.
    RIP Heavenly's ball.

  • @simiansaiyan8162
    @simiansaiyan8162 5 місяців тому +4

    Welp. . . 5 minutes in and already I am feeling the pain. . . You know if a girl ever ask me “how do I know it hurts” I will just look at her for 10 minutes and say a single word.

  • @markchristensen23
    @markchristensen23 5 місяців тому +7

    My friends and I knew a guy (not a nice guy) who lost a ball to an accident. So, we called him "Uniball" or "The Uniballer". XD

  • @gary4014
    @gary4014 5 місяців тому

    3:25 WHEN YOU CANT EVEN SAY MY NAME

  • @RyanFrench-x1e
    @RyanFrench-x1e 5 місяців тому

    4:54 i feel attacked, also testicular torsion hurts like _hell_

  • @Bleats_Sinodai
    @Bleats_Sinodai 4 місяці тому

    18:35 there was a dude when I was in 6th grade that would do that in the middle of class. It was kinda disturbing to witness tbh.

  • @WillTBear1
    @WillTBear1 5 місяців тому

    Call that boy "The Cyclops"

  • @ivanpabon2741
    @ivanpabon2741 5 місяців тому +1

    So mei was doing her yoga poses agian i see

  • @spiffythealien
    @spiffythealien 5 місяців тому

    As I’m watching this there’s an ad for Dick’s sporting goods.

  • @masterj2cool2000
    @masterj2cool2000 10 днів тому

    Ironically this is a average Michi stream

  • @xellosamagojyuuroku9030
    @xellosamagojyuuroku9030 5 місяців тому +19

    Poor mel

  • @AilinOGriobhtha
    @AilinOGriobhtha 5 місяців тому

    Why does this conversation just trend more painful with every passing moment?

  • @LizardWizard35
    @LizardWizard35 5 місяців тому +3

    The balance is stored in the balls, clearly lol

  • @hunterjw88
    @hunterjw88 11 днів тому

    whos going to know everyone because a guy in school had it happen in the middle of class he hit the floor screaming

  • @tiagotiagot
    @tiagotiagot 5 місяців тому +2

    I'm not sure if the guy asking for the link should be banned, they could be asking for the clip where they talk about it...

  • @ejune98
    @ejune98 5 місяців тому +1

    14:01 🦄

  • @marvinhubregtse5776
    @marvinhubregtse5776 5 місяців тому

    10:00 its baldurs gate 3 without the dnd parts ... so 90% the same (almost like its the same devs XD)

  • @dragoonmk4203
    @dragoonmk4203 5 місяців тому +4

    MICHI NOOOOOOOOOO-

  • @tiagotiagot
    @tiagotiagot 5 місяців тому +8

    F for Heavenly's ball

  • @krasusable
    @krasusable 5 місяців тому +5

    RIP

  • @Pabloto-dq3sx
    @Pabloto-dq3sx 9 днів тому

    This video is truly a balls kek

  • @RichyArg
    @RichyArg 5 місяців тому +1

    If i had a ball for every streamer i've learned has only 1 ball, i'd have one ball, it's not much but it's weird that it happened
    just fyi, i didn't lose mine to testicular torsion, it never grew nor dropped after i was born and my body just sorta absorbed it back, somehow, though, according to my doc the one i do have is bigger than normal, probably because it had to compensate for the hormones the dead one couldn't make, apparently, both with the testicular torsion and my case, it's apparently normal to still extirpate the ball if it can be saved/still is there, because once it has caused this kid of issue it's much more likely to cause it again, or something worse, in the future.

  • @HeadfirstRYAN
    @HeadfirstRYAN 5 місяців тому

    The one to blame for balls is our Heavenly Father who art thou in Heaven

  • @BladeLigerV
    @BladeLigerV 5 місяців тому

    If I could only re-design a single feature of the male body, it would be that the balls are internal. Having the male junk be external is such an unbelievable design flaw.

  • @Szriko
    @Szriko 20 днів тому

    I literally woke up with torsion once.
    Anyway, I'm a woman now, so it's not like it mattered in the long run BUT. Boy was that the worst pain I've ever experienced.

  • @Spedatr0n
    @Spedatr0n 5 місяців тому

    The more you know.

  • @82gamerprincess31
    @82gamerprincess31 5 місяців тому

    Only one thing worse than torsion… Tommy Dreamer, the wrestler, told a story about getting hit in the balls and having a burst testicle that swelled to the size of a grapefruit. They saved it by draining it with a needle like a knee or elbow. 😵‍💫

  • @Pewafamath
    @Pewafamath 5 місяців тому

    See Spot Run!

  • @guiltyspark7308
    @guiltyspark7308 5 місяців тому

    Heavenly became like Nogla?

  • @kuyalumpiangsariwa8993
    @kuyalumpiangsariwa8993 5 місяців тому

    Instead of coochy meow meow use KIFFY

  • @toospooky051
    @toospooky051 5 місяців тому

    Testicular tortion is funny after the fact. Most injuries are.

  • @NOHearts1
    @NOHearts1 Місяць тому

    Having no balls, this is important knowledge. I have learned something new today

  • @shaggyplays5210
    @shaggyplays5210 5 місяців тому

    Does Michi know she actually does have a weenis, 2 in fact. It's the skin at the end of your elbow :P.

  • @Yansko-san
    @Yansko-san 5 місяців тому

    Heavenly is the next troupe character confirmed in Dandadan 😂?!!

  • @pumbaboi6056
    @pumbaboi6056 5 місяців тому +2

    This is bordering on Twitch's TOS... I love it
    Also rip to all people that are watching in public

    • @Bloodstar-o7
      @Bloodstar-o7 5 місяців тому +3

      Brave of anyone to watch Michi or vshojo in public lol. 😂

    • @pumbaboi6056
      @pumbaboi6056 5 місяців тому +1

      @@Bloodstar-o7 atleast without headphones good thing I was alone at home lmao

    • @Zanpaa
      @Zanpaa 5 місяців тому

      Bruh discussing medical situations isn't TOS
      If you think this is sexual content you're deeply deranged

  • @miqueasbaermudez2989
    @miqueasbaermudez2989 5 місяців тому

    no its not

  • @TexasMike713
    @TexasMike713 29 днів тому

    I seen several videos where people says "mods, ban that guy". Many times, what was said was a joke, like in this case, and some are deserved. I've seen faaaar worse in chat and heard through TTS. Why do these seemingly innocuous jokes get people banned? Is the ban permanent or just a few hours? I would like to engage in chat but afraid to do so because something I say might taken the wrong way.

  • @OrphanHart
    @OrphanHart 23 дні тому

    She's wrong.

  • @riastradh
    @riastradh 5 місяців тому +3

    Bro who said link did nothing wrong

  • @bored_person
    @bored_person 5 місяців тому

    An ESL speaker has no place to argue what sounds better in english. You don't see us criticizing Indonesian slang.

  • @bluevaito4643
    @bluevaito4643 5 місяців тому +1

    V shoujo corrupted michi

    • @quartz97
      @quartz97 5 місяців тому +39

      As someone who's been watching her since before, they absolutely did not. lmao

    • @jjQlLlLq
      @jjQlLlLq 5 місяців тому +18

      ​@@quartz97 Can confirm, I followed Michi since her dreaming days precisely because she's already like that. Lmao

    • @Scudboy17
      @Scudboy17 5 місяців тому +12

      Remember when people thought Michi in her past life was going to corrupt HoloID when the collabed? Boy were they wrong! Michi isn't unhinged, she has no hinges. HoloID? They have no idea what hinges even are. All Indonesian vtubers seem to have a special degree of craziness across the board.

    • @NamuIsIdle
      @NamuIsIdle 5 місяців тому +7

      lmaooo... dang, you missed out on the demon that was Mika Melatika huh XDDD

    • @bluevaito4643
      @bluevaito4643 5 місяців тому +5

      This is just a joke, with the henya context....i do not expect do much atention mb

  • @zhuljojo
    @zhuljojo 4 місяці тому

    The most "hurt pain" conversation i ever heard and i feel from just hear it 🤐🫨🫨