Michi is curious about chat's junior when it stands up

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  • @castform57
    @castform57 5 місяців тому +694

    The most unintentional rise I get is when I'm sleepy/tired. Just randomly you get super hard without any reason.

    • @blazin2840
      @blazin2840 5 місяців тому +1

      actually thats your bladder being full. to stop from peeing yourself in your sleep you get a woody. thats your subconcious. why "morning wood" is a thing, but you also have to pee in the morning

    • @Leonlion0305
      @Leonlion0305 5 місяців тому +40

      Could be the blood flow elsewhere e.g. stomach after eating, so less blood in the brain = sleepy plus blood flow down that region so it also gets unintentional rise. At least that's how I reason it.

    • @jemerson12345
      @jemerson12345 5 місяців тому +15

      worst time because we can't sleep ugh

    • @richman2601
      @richman2601 5 місяців тому

      @@jemerson12345I usually slap my junior before sleep if that happens. Some say it's bad parenting but I guess it works

    • @antonioscendrategattico2302
      @antonioscendrategattico2302 5 місяців тому +30

      Most likely because your parasympathetic tone is higher when you're sleepy. The parasympathetic system is the one most responsible for activating both the machinery that gets you to sleep AND the one to get you ready for sex.

  • @SlaaneshiChosen_Carmena
    @SlaaneshiChosen_Carmena 5 місяців тому +361

    The sympathetic and parasympathetic nervous systems regulate the flow of blood and are highly sensitive complex things that are difficult to predict or control.

    • @Paveway-chan
      @Paveway-chan 5 місяців тому

      They often ask for forgiveness rather than permission 😆

    • @Nejove
      @Nejove 26 днів тому

      @@Paveway-chan Honestly, they usually don't even do that. Usually it's just "I'm doing the thing. If you don't like it, then f*ck you."

  • @madison8818
    @madison8818 5 місяців тому +203

    The Sad Nipple Syndrome is something I won't expect to learn from vtuber of all things ngl. Michi is truly a national treasure of Indonesia.

    • @luciomainbtw7064
      @luciomainbtw7064 5 місяців тому +21

      I was actually really happy when she brought it up because I immediately knew what she was talking about and I could finally use my knowledge on this incredibly niche topic

  • @mdb45424
    @mdb45424 5 місяців тому +194

    This would be a good convo for melody collabs

    • @gothicpando
      @gothicpando 5 місяців тому +29

      She would be a fountain of information.

    • @shinyhappyrem8728
      @shinyhappyrem8728 5 місяців тому +10

      ​@@gothicpando: and... possibly other things

    • @Nejove
      @Nejove 26 днів тому +1

      Mel has talked about it on stream before, although not WITH Michi.

  • @dark1tech
    @dark1tech 5 місяців тому +85

    I hate it when I have to stand to do a presentation and it has the audacity to stand up as well.

    • @Bloodstar-o7
      @Bloodstar-o7 5 місяців тому +8

      I'll take the detention, thanks. 😅

    • @houseoftyrell1544
      @houseoftyrell1544 5 місяців тому +6

      😂😂😂

    • @dokutah7374
      @dokutah7374 5 місяців тому +19

      “Everyone rise for the national anthem”
      Schingus: 🗿

  • @leonardolopes6360
    @leonardolopes6360 5 місяців тому +290

    Here comes Ferro to give "the talk" 😂

    • @DinnerForkTongue
      @DinnerForkTongue 5 місяців тому +21

      Our hero makes another appearance! 🙌🏻

  • @devilsadvocate22289
    @devilsadvocate22289 5 місяців тому +112

    “Which one comes first?”
    What a poor choice of words, Michi. 😂😂😂

  • @fw420
    @fw420 5 місяців тому +408

    normal clip channels 2 to 10 minutes
    Michi 💀

    • @sonofbelz
      @sonofbelz 5 місяців тому

      She's a yapper, gotta get the full context or it's just insane rambling lol

    • @the_game_1237
      @the_game_1237 5 місяців тому +25

      Matches her stream length

    • @somedudewatchintv5297
      @somedudewatchintv5297 5 місяців тому +20

      I didn't even notice the length until this comment.

    • @coffeemaster3118
      @coffeemaster3118 5 місяців тому +29

      Michi clips are reteaching my brain to intake long content videos 🥲

    • @carsonj4031
      @carsonj4031 4 місяці тому +5

      professional yapper

  • @kurtwinchell
    @kurtwinchell 5 місяців тому +56

    Sometimes your body has to run a diagnostic test, or a ready check, that's one of the reasons behind "morning wood".
    Erection and arousal are separate functions that can be related, but do not have to be in every case.

    • @kosakukawajiri5007
      @kosakukawajiri5007 5 місяців тому

      Some say it's actually unsafe to try to "chop" the morning wood.

    • @VisualEnjoyer9756
      @VisualEnjoyer9756 4 місяці тому +2

      "Diagnostics check" lmao. I'm stealing that for when I have to explain how it works xD

    • @kurtwinchell
      @kurtwinchell 4 місяці тому

      @@VisualEnjoyer9756 it sounds silly and all, but it is really one reason. It's something that most people understand, too.

    • @Nejove
      @Nejove 26 днів тому +1

      Actually, "morning wood" is more like maintenance. If you go long enough without getting erections, your penis gradually atrophies, shrinks, and loses its ability to get hard. That's why you get hard while sleeping to prevent that. It's also based on androgen hormones, which is why trans women have to "use it or lose it" because their bodies no longer do so automatically.

  • @austinm5630
    @austinm5630 5 місяців тому +45

    LMAO That one guy asking if she needed a hug. Dude from the sound of it a hug would only makes it worse XD

    • @mechadrake
      @mechadrake 5 місяців тому +3

      The dread hits, the world turns grey...
      :)

  • @eichen97
    @eichen97 5 місяців тому +731

    remember kids: phisical response doesnt equal conscent.

    • @Necroskull388
      @Necroskull388 5 місяців тому +101

      Actually an important thing some people need to hear

    • @batu5180
      @batu5180 5 місяців тому +53

      Damn, so those force ntr manga I've read was lying? 😔😔

    • @chillt5290
      @chillt5290 5 місяців тому +69

      ​@@batu5180 no way, the sacred texts would never lie!

    • @noble_wine
      @noble_wine 5 місяців тому +5

      Consent isn't real.

    • @vofcoffins1038
      @vofcoffins1038 5 місяців тому +40

      Remember kids: Consent is a thorough and enthusiastic yes! Anything less than yes is a no :)

  • @AhHereWeGo
    @AhHereWeGo 5 місяців тому +117

    Guys, we move ours the same way she tightens hers. It’s all kegle exercises

    • @TK-7193
      @TK-7193 5 місяців тому +5

      or if you have a femboy gf, the kegle movement tightens and moves

    • @AhHereWeGo
      @AhHereWeGo 5 місяців тому +16

      @@TK-7193 that’s futa, not femboy. Also, when you move it, the other tightens already

    • @Bam_Bizzler
      @Bam_Bizzler 5 місяців тому +1

      The most important muscle

    • @TK-7193
      @TK-7193 5 місяців тому +1

      @@AhHereWeGo you're not wrong, but i know what i said.

    • @tiagotiagot
      @tiagotiagot 5 місяців тому +1

      Also makes the taint bulge and your arse hole tighten (dunno if some people can control the muscles individually or if it's all the same thing)

  • @sleeplessindefatigable6385
    @sleeplessindefatigable6385 5 місяців тому +43

    9:25 holy shit chat did her DIRTY. Last time I saw somebody get eviscerated by chat that hard it was Heavenly Father. Jesus.

  • @lathialilith
    @lathialilith 5 місяців тому +86

    Sometimes when you spacing out

  • @82gamerprincess31
    @82gamerprincess31 5 місяців тому +33

    The nip nip doom feeling sounds like what i dealt with in my 20’s having mental illness and ptsd rewire my emotions to be wrong. I’d have an event that should be happy make me incredibly depressed. Or something scare me make me irrationally angry.

  • @issashame3657
    @issashame3657 5 місяців тому +125

    "Chat junior" bruh lmao 😂

    • @thahirshibu5042
      @thahirshibu5042 5 місяців тому +3

      Havent heard junior to describe our soldiers in a hot minute😂😂😂

  • @rathtruong9172
    @rathtruong9172 5 місяців тому +199

    She has so much to learn

  • @austinm5630
    @austinm5630 5 місяців тому +50

    The short answer is you're talking about the area of the human body (actually both men and women) with the highest nerve ending density of the entire body. It takes less stimuli to get a reaction there than anywhere else.
    As for the bus, I suspect it's a lot like Mel's Fireworks Box is for women. You're literally sitting on a great big vibrator, and it's hot (public transit never has good AC) so the boys are distended, creating maximum surface area in contact with the seat. The guy who said he's never had that problem probably lives way up north and only rides the bus in the winter while wearing heavy pants or something, because that's a pretty universal experience otherwise.
    ngl I actually love these discussions. Sex is scary for a lot of people because it's a big unknown. The more you know, the less scary it gets. That's good for everyone. Also if we can have frank and earnest discussions about sex, we can probably do the same about politics and religion one day and actually achieve that utopia from the memes.

    • @kosakukawajiri5007
      @kosakukawajiri5007 5 місяців тому +13

      We talk about everything else about the body such as digestion or respiration or other things like hair, but when it comes to the reproductive bits it feels taboo because who knows why.
      It shouldn't be that bad to talk about if it's just discussion about the body's workings.

    • @Feanor1988bis
      @Feanor1988bis 5 місяців тому +11

      Agreed, nothing was really said here that shouldn't be shared, it feels wrong because there is a cultural taboo but that ignorance only hurts everyone in the long run.

    • @LARAUJO_0
      @LARAUJO_0 4 місяці тому +2

      "Highest nerve ending density in the body" I thought that was the hands or mouth, but on second thought they both have more surface area than your genitals so it makes sense

  • @635574
    @635574 5 місяців тому +116

    She starts with the wrong assumption. There are many situations, and many levels of horny.
    Basically it can get up just to stretch or when youre feelimg good or when you must coom and cant wait anymore.
    The frequency depends on health. At least for me its mostly anout sleep and not stressing myself all day(thretching with the hands up multiple times a day counteracts my hunched mobile gaming habits) Also hydration is important (including salt for electrolytes)

  • @silenciosteve5513
    @silenciosteve5513 5 місяців тому +43

    Had a buddy who did get caught in a zipper and needed stitches. He got drunk, went to piss in a ditch, fell over, and zipped up as he got out of the ditch. Had to get the ambulance for him. Didn't feel the need to ask if he needed stitches...

    • @gothicpando
      @gothicpando 5 місяців тому +3

      Oof

    • @kosakukawajiri5007
      @kosakukawajiri5007 5 місяців тому +6

      Yikes. Worst thing I had happen to mini me down there was when I was stumbling around trying to wake up and I tripped and landed junk first into the corner of my low nightstand. Bent it sideways and the edge dug into the tip, good thing it was just half up. If it was full up, I would've ripped him.

    • @eyeballpapercut4400
      @eyeballpapercut4400 5 місяців тому +11

      Lil Bro And Stitch

    • @thahirshibu5042
      @thahirshibu5042 5 місяців тому

      If you an indian and getting a circumcision, they use wooden needles to rip out the skin. They also take some of your inches and return you with PTSD😢

    • @Necro-the-Pyro
      @Necro-the-Pyro 5 місяців тому +5

      I once ran into a boulder while mountain biking, and smashed my junk on the place where the top bar meets the stem, tore my banjo string. Worst part was I was 6 miles from civilization and had to ride back to the access point and drive to the hospital.

  • @Skyver24
    @Skyver24 5 місяців тому +43

    One day she’ll learn firsthand, one day

    • @command_unit7792
      @command_unit7792 5 місяців тому +7

      With her luck she will forget about it the next day...

  • @Bloodstar-o7
    @Bloodstar-o7 5 місяців тому +14

    Michi: backspace/delete exist
    Us: You know mute mi- actually nevermind. 😂

  • @mppercussion
    @mppercussion 5 місяців тому +11

    Seriously, can we get her on LewdCast, but just as a wholesome teaching moment where she can just ask any and all questions freely

  • @joperhop
    @joperhop 5 місяців тому +25

    When a teenager once a day.... For the entire day, things have a mind of their own at that age.

    • @dokutah7374
      @dokutah7374 5 місяців тому

      Not really once the entire day, as a teen it’s like your dick is a rollercoaster and it goes up and down multiple times in random times

  • @gothicpando
    @gothicpando 5 місяців тому +47

    sometimes even in your sleep!

    • @firepuppies4086
      @firepuppies4086 5 місяців тому +2

      Morning wood can be good or bad

    • @TheZapan99
      @TheZapan99 5 місяців тому +9

      Having nocturnal erections is a normal body function linked to REM sleep, and it has nothing to do with erotic dreams.

    • @KWifler
      @KWifler 5 місяців тому

      Actually, the doctor says that it should happen EVERY night in your sleep, otherwise you have ED.

    • @kosakukawajiri5007
      @kosakukawajiri5007 5 місяців тому

      It's actually not a good thing to "chop" your wood down for some reason.

  • @ShiningDestinyKai
    @ShiningDestinyKai 5 місяців тому +8

    Gotta love these kinds of talks with Michi lol

  • @SHIROTAKANA
    @SHIROTAKANA 5 місяців тому +60

    He killed her with this one 9:32 😂😂🤣🤣

    • @4ohf
      @4ohf 5 місяців тому +10

      absolute murder 😂

  • @Razor4884
    @Razor4884 5 місяців тому +23

    The worst is when you're in a public space and you start getting a hard-on for whatever reason, but it's positioned in the worst way possible and you can't find an opportunity to adjust. Super uncomfortable and attention-grabbing.

    • @kosakukawajiri5007
      @kosakukawajiri5007 5 місяців тому +1

      Examples are presenting in class or work standing up, riding in a bus standing up, walking down the street with people everywhere, you name it.

  • @althelor
    @althelor 5 місяців тому +6

    "sometimes it just goes 'ten hut!'" how have I never heard someone say this joke before? I love that, it's pretty accurate.

    • @duckdictator6531
      @duckdictator6531 5 місяців тому

      Surely you’ve heard someone call it “standing at attention”

    • @althelor
      @althelor 5 місяців тому

      @@duckdictator6531 oh yeah I've heard that before. Just not specifically saying "ten hut"

  • @althelor
    @althelor 5 місяців тому +5

    Tbh i love these kinds of clips of women learning about male anatomy and how things work for us down there, not even in a sexual way or anything, just learning what its like on a day to day basis. And vice versa. It's just interesting to see people get their minds blown by what feels like basic information that they don't have any experience with so it would never occur to them.

  • @rankoprose
    @rankoprose 5 місяців тому +3

    This makes me nostalgic. Like how I first found an ID vtuber years ago...

  • @Paveway-chan
    @Paveway-chan 5 місяців тому +5

    Okay so some chatters were saying "sad nipple syndrome" is a thing, I went one step further and discovered Dysphoric milk ejection reflex (D-MER), which sounds exactly like what she describes because it can trigger negative emotions just through stimulation and doesn't *necessarily* have to be just when breastfeeding. Not much research has been done but some of it points to a problem with dopamine receptors, so it could be a genetic thing for her

  • @amateurasmrtist1422
    @amateurasmrtist1422 5 місяців тому +3

    This whole video has made me realize how different everyone's experiences in life are, because some of these have *never* applied to me.

  • @grimreminder5038
    @grimreminder5038 5 місяців тому +4

    Sometimes the kick stand is why you can never sleep on your stomach, it just happens whenever

    • @kosakukawajiri5007
      @kosakukawajiri5007 5 місяців тому +1

      It's freaking bad when you roll over and it happens to be deployed, it'll wake you up.

  • @Ai_M3talloidX7
    @Ai_M3talloidX7 5 місяців тому +6

    That one story about the zipper got me thinking about that one Powdered Toast Man skit from Ren & Stimpy.
    *_O O F ._*
    Most men when they hear this: *_-9999 HP_*
    Physical, Psychic, and *most* importantly
    *_E M O T I O N A L D A M A G E ._*

  • @michaelkimberling7307
    @michaelkimberling7307 5 місяців тому +9

    That slows down as you get older sadly. Or fortunately, depending on how you look at it. 😂

  • @LuizFelipe-lk1hs
    @LuizFelipe-lk1hs 5 місяців тому +16

    TBH, I had a female friend that also didn't know that, I asked her if she remembered back in school learning about the nervous systems and how some activities are involuntary to all of us, like when you start salivating, so I told her erections are like salivating

    • @AzureFides
      @AzureFides 5 місяців тому

      I would imagine that the girl will have an internal image of her partner salivating every time she see him erected because of your analogy. And I don’t know whether that’s a blessing or a curse.

    • @thahirshibu5042
      @thahirshibu5042 5 місяців тому

      Bruh

    • @LuizFelipe-lk1hs
      @LuizFelipe-lk1hs 5 місяців тому +1

      @@thahirshibu5042 It is the same autonomic nervous system for both and I used a common act that everyone knows, and my friend was able to understand

    • @thahirshibu5042
      @thahirshibu5042 5 місяців тому +1

      @@LuizFelipe-lk1hs I know, but that explanation must have been so weird to tell😅

  • @lostbread8389
    @lostbread8389 5 місяців тому +1

    i hate it when you wake up and stretch too good you get the wood

  • @omarnsimpson908
    @omarnsimpson908 5 місяців тому +11

    When ya see some fine ass Robertsons and Chat Junior (the ol Maclunkey Gherkin) stands up

  • @firepuppies4086
    @firepuppies4086 5 місяців тому +3

    ... The fact I kinda got one around the time this showed up for me

  • @MonsterGaming-rh7sb
    @MonsterGaming-rh7sb 5 місяців тому +2

    It happens multiple times while you sleep too. Blood flow is healthy.

  • @oniwahoo719
    @oniwahoo719 5 місяців тому +5

    9:25 She's never coming back from this

  • @epigeios
    @epigeios 5 місяців тому +1

    I'm one of the few who never gets randomly.
    But relaxed makes sense.

  • @Yubl10
    @Yubl10 5 місяців тому +8

    This is the kind of content that I really like michi for. Stuff like this is why she is so clipable.

  • @Ai_M3talloidX7
    @Ai_M3talloidX7 5 місяців тому +2

    When Michi's ideas, zooted or otherwise make sense.

  • @Tragik2
    @Tragik2 5 місяців тому +1

    The big one for me on the bus was never really the vibrations. It was definitely one thing that did it, but what really got me were the wide up and down motions. This really only happened in the back due to the suspension and the way the wheels are placed. An easy way to picture it is to imagine very lightly pushing the tip of a pencil down over and over, the tip would be the rear wheels. Toward the tip it is more of a vibration, but the farther back the more it sorta swings smoothly instead. Something about that swinging motion farther back always gave me this really tingly feeling down below that is hard to describe but would sometimes get the soldier standing at attention.
    Only when maintaining contact to the seat though. The same mechanics also meant actual bumps would really pop in the back and make for a dangerous time for the boys during the summer. It only takes one unlucky day to learn to stop bouncing out of the seat on purpose.

  • @grafzeppelin4069
    @grafzeppelin4069 2 місяці тому

    "Do you stand at attention first or do the thoughts come first?"
    Yes.

  • @eldon515
    @eldon515 5 місяців тому +3

    no reason just after waking up, there's no excitement
    The dozen others times the excitement is the reason

  • @authenticautistic2151
    @authenticautistic2151 5 місяців тому +3

    Good lord, the floodgates haven't broken this hard since Katrina!

  • @oli3645
    @oli3645 5 місяців тому +13

    When it’s random it’s often because you are relaxed. The muscle or muscles that does the job of a valve to allow blood to flow in and make it hard is also relaxing and thus allowing the blood to flow in. Also during puberty the randomness of hormones could also affect it. Then combined this with being relaxed and puberty hormones levels and mabe external stimuli you get those random o7 from chat junior

  • @Yuki_Ika7
    @Yuki_Ika7 5 місяців тому +11

    she must have earned a lot on this stream

  • @TheeMasterTactician
    @TheeMasterTactician 5 місяців тому +1

    Michi is in the midst of acquiring a new core memory

  • @feta_cheesecake
    @feta_cheesecake 5 місяців тому +3

    The shaky bus rides were the worst

    • @noodlesoup5995
      @noodlesoup5995 5 місяців тому +1

      Yoo, I thought that was just me lol. Happy to know I'm not the only one

    • @kosakukawajiri5007
      @kosakukawajiri5007 5 місяців тому +1

      Happened to me too, but it was freaking worse when you sat in the seats above the tires where the shaking is at its max. Always had to sit with my bag in my lap.

  • @eddebrock
    @eddebrock 5 місяців тому +2

    The reason it rises when you relax or get tired is because the blood filling happens due to blood vessels dilating as they relax.

  • @iamcage187
    @iamcage187 5 місяців тому +5

    16:21 lol circumcising your fingers. No, you burn off your finger prints, not cut the off. Either by using a really hot surface or some acid.

  • @SauceyRedHN
    @SauceyRedHN 5 місяців тому +8

    It's never TMI for me

    • @jjQlLlLq
      @jjQlLlLq 5 місяців тому +3

      TLI!

    • @SauceyRedHN
      @SauceyRedHN 5 місяців тому +1

      @@jjQlLlLq You get it!

  • @sorresorresorre
    @sorresorresorre 5 місяців тому +5

    another day of Michi's EDickation

  • @whitecheeze_rf
    @whitecheeze_rf 5 місяців тому +42

    Michi....

    • @jjQlLlLq
      @jjQlLlLq 5 місяців тому +4

      Tbf, not her fault that schools don't teach those 😆

  • @DarukaEon
    @DarukaEon 5 місяців тому

    Listening to Michi's stream, never thought I'd learn so much anatomy. 😂

  • @kamo7293
    @kamo7293 5 місяців тому

    it's the no reason moments that are awkward.
    all of a sudden just. POP

  • @procow2274
    @procow2274 5 місяців тому +1

    Suddenly therapy

  • @the.ghost.behind.u
    @the.ghost.behind.u 5 місяців тому +35

    There are days when for absolutely no reason it gets hyper sensitive (especially when sick like the flu etc) n its actually extremely annoying n at times can be even painful

    • @DinnerForkTongue
      @DinnerForkTongue 5 місяців тому +11

      Now try having hat when you're sick as mentioned AND your sinusitis is flaring up. Your head hurts, your throat feels full of crushed glass, you're low energy and indisposed, and exciting thoughts are the _last_ thing on your mind... and yet lil' bro just. Won't. Stand. DOWN.

    • @thahirshibu5042
      @thahirshibu5042 5 місяців тому

      Ngl helps break a fever

  • @tiagotiagot
    @tiagotiagot 5 місяців тому +1

    Sometimes a sneaky poop decides to poke the A-spot...

  • @Killoer
    @Killoer 5 місяців тому +2

    Michi asking about chat junior reminds me of a time I asked someone how its like to have booba; in which they asked how its like to have balls - it do be just there

  • @Andrew-wism
    @Andrew-wism 5 місяців тому +1

    yeah my"lil man" was risen in the weirdest time. one time when I was doing a final exam in highschool, lil man just decided to stand up outta nowhere

  • @Seamens
    @Seamens 5 місяців тому +1

    Basically, "Morning Wood"

  • @Frolkinator
    @Frolkinator 5 місяців тому

    Its like when a dog starts barking randomly "oh boy, did u see something?"

  • @gothicpando
    @gothicpando 5 місяців тому +7

    Remember!
    ...shes not a lewdtuber.

    • @DarukaEon
      @DarukaEon 5 місяців тому +3

      CuriousTuber.

  • @ffwast
    @ffwast 5 місяців тому +4

    Imagine not closing doors with your junior at attention

    • @kosakukawajiri5007
      @kosakukawajiri5007 5 місяців тому

      Not all of us have a junior with a lot of height.

  • @caraprism9074
    @caraprism9074 5 місяців тому +11

    Girl Michi fan here: Mine doesn’t stand up on its own, I imagine it must be really awkward and inconvenient for guys when that happens

    • @fosterbennington6405
      @fosterbennington6405 5 місяців тому +3

      If you flex your muscles real hard it goes back to normal, so beware of guys hitting sick poses

    • @ajente2o254
      @ajente2o254 5 місяців тому +7

      ​​@@fosterbennington6405 YOU DID NOT JUST TOLD HER ONE OF THE ACTUAL SECRETS!

    • @mixednarwhal
      @mixednarwhal 5 місяців тому

      @@ajente2o254 That "secret" was already said in this video from someone’s message to her.

    • @ajente2o254
      @ajente2o254 5 місяців тому

      @@mixednarwhal two traitors... i see...

    • @mixednarwhal
      @mixednarwhal 5 місяців тому

      @@ajente2o254 Maybe it was a secret to you but I have never heard of anything when it comes to how the human body works as a "secret"

  • @CTPSenpai
    @CTPSenpai 5 місяців тому +1

    VShojo was THE perfect fit for her 😂😂😂

  • @afteritsallsaidanddoneisti9285
    @afteritsallsaidanddoneisti9285 5 місяців тому

    when it gets caught under your thigh when you sit.

  • @Toobeegort
    @Toobeegort 5 місяців тому +1

    Michi needs many long talks with Melody.

  • @OtaconEmmerich
    @OtaconEmmerich 5 місяців тому +2

    It happens a bit less as you age...but yeah with Blood flow and sleeping habits 1-3 a day is normal for most guys.

  • @Manuel-gr2mc
    @Manuel-gr2mc 5 місяців тому +10

    3 times is like for when you are in ur 20s… lol

    • @ffwast
      @ffwast 5 місяців тому +2

      ROOKIE NUMBERS

  • @Ai_M3talloidX7
    @Ai_M3talloidX7 5 місяців тому +2

    *_G A H D A M N ._* What was that roast?! 🤣🤣 9:17
    Certified *_W E L L D O N E_* like a turkey dinner. 🦃🍗

  • @halochainsawman
    @halochainsawman Місяць тому

    I feel like ive been here. In another time and another place

  • @zizoy
    @zizoy 5 місяців тому

    Sometimes a bump on the road from a car trip does it...

  • @kosakukawajiri5007
    @kosakukawajiri5007 5 місяців тому +1

    It's fairly inconsistent when it happens. Mainly a nerve and blood pressure response that your body does. Often when you are cold it'll go up. The most common time it happens is the morning with the Wood. It's your body making sure it has sufficient oxygen.
    As for the times when it's up and feelings are being had, usually the times it happens is first we have the feelings and it goes up, or it happens to be up and we get feelings afterward.
    And in my opinion, I have a smaller one, not small small but less than average, and I believe bigger ones would be very annoying to deal with. If it's too large and your clothes are tight or it's not the right time, it's extremely awkward or bothersome. Even painful. It's even more bothersome if you are "cut" down there as the end is super sensitive especially to friction.
    The most awkward part is it sometimes pops up in the most awkward situation out of emotional response. The other day I was absolutely coming unglued upset and for no damn reason it popped up. You've heard of rage bone but I get sad bone, and it just makes it worse as I get very irritated at it so it just gets worse and worse. So I just wind up laying on my side super depressed very uncomfortable and my body not making it better, especially when it randomly decides to just spasm.
    No wonder we always want to get rid of it when it goes up. It's just a hindrance when it pops up. As for getting rid of it, there is 3 main ways. One is ignoring it, two is thinking something you don't like to think about, and three is give up and beat it like it owes you money.

  • @Ai_M3talloidX7
    @Ai_M3talloidX7 5 місяців тому +1

    When your TMI question is not as TMI... but Chat's answers are
    *_W I L D I N ' ._* 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

  • @Kono-Dio-Da_
    @Kono-Dio-Da_ 5 місяців тому

    Once there was this one time an old monk was talking about his pilgrimage to a mountain... On a seminar on peace, outlook and enlightenment...
    Let me tell you, other's outlook on my enlightenment was anything but Peaceful...

  • @neji1199
    @neji1199 4 місяці тому

    sometimes it just chooses violence

  • @HeroeUrbano
    @HeroeUrbano 5 місяців тому

    She should make a list and bring the list to Melody

  • @bxnaxmxxnaxx1914
    @bxnaxmxxnaxx1914 5 місяців тому

    Sadge , Hope she is able to enjoy more, so she doesn't have to experience Sadness, Doom, Or Gloom.

  • @likewize272
    @likewize272 5 місяців тому +3

    As an Asian girl, I can vouch for her that we really doesn't learn about this. I had a sex ed class from my school only 1-2 time about birth control in the most boring lecture. I feel a bit concern about Michi's nipnip... That's totally not normal. Is it somehow psychological trauma or something? I'd say it's uncomfortable and painful even a bit annoying...but dread? Girl you should consult a doctor. But she acted like when I learn not everyone tears up with yawning. So nostalgic

  • @generaldreagonlps6889
    @generaldreagonlps6889 5 місяців тому +3

    This girl.

  • @inspector_beyond
    @inspector_beyond 5 місяців тому +35

    If I had a nickel each time female VTubers being surprised about male anatomy, I'd be a millionaire.
    But tbh, I think most men don't even know how female anatomy works too.

    • @immortal_shrooms6757
      @immortal_shrooms6757 5 місяців тому +8

      Biology wasnt very popular in school

    • @warpticon
      @warpticon 5 місяців тому

      There's a clip of Coco telling Shion she could stick her finger up her urethra to avoid leaving the stream to go to the bathroom. Obviously a joke, but the comments really outed some people as not understanding female anatomy.

  • @villainservitor
    @villainservitor 5 місяців тому

    btw circumcision for fingers is called 'de-gloving'. same thing, skin removal

  • @tysonkilback6250
    @tysonkilback6250 5 місяців тому

    He don’t feel much but it’s just hard

  • @Termulus
    @Termulus 13 днів тому

    5:00 Erm actually, that's the backslash key. Checkmate.

  • @davidecascapera987
    @davidecascapera987 5 місяців тому +1

    5:52 pain

  • @Nagihiko12
    @Nagihiko12 5 місяців тому

    This was beautiful. That#s my Michi!

  • @israelsalgado2499
    @israelsalgado2499 5 місяців тому +8

    The sad button lmao

  • @Jm0417-s
    @Jm0417-s 5 місяців тому +1

    If you’re between 12-17, you get hard in the presence of a strong breeze. At least 6-10 times a day just during waking hours. Who knows when you are sleeping, but almost every day you can guarantee that you will also wake up with one. And most of the times it is for no reason at all.

  • @boomshockalocka
    @boomshockalocka 5 місяців тому

    10:53 Just learned something new about myself, huh. That is bizarre.

  • @Lassila96
    @Lassila96 3 місяці тому

    This was definitely a stream

  • @Flamestryke-TV
    @Flamestryke-TV 5 місяців тому

    "that feeling of gloom" probably from a time when you really wanted it to happen and you realized there was no one there to help you out? then the dread hits?

  • @MichaelRigoni
    @MichaelRigoni 5 місяців тому

    3 times? Rookie numbers indeed!

  • @raflyian2476
    @raflyian2476 5 місяців тому

    Snnday church, and then suddenly.. for no reason at all, the little guy is big. LIKE WHY!!!??? I WASNT EVEN THINKING ABOUT THAT KIND OF STUFF THAT TIME!!!

  • @AG30
    @AG30 5 місяців тому +2

    7:28 oh hell no 😭