Krobus was secretly observing all of the wedding ceremonies you had and knew better. The sewers aren't far from the marriage area and the amount of times he heard the wedding song probably disturbed him. xD
Krobus knows. One night during praying to Yoba, they told of a heartless man who essentially makes people their puppets, only to throw them away. Yoba said Krobus was the only one to at least begin to get it through the man's thick skull that this was wrong. But it wouldn't be easy. Krobus was very weak to light, so all he could do was think of a way to stop him. He decided to pretend to be his friend, accepting all his pumpkins. However, what they didn't know was that he was building an unstoppable machine that takes the orange food as its fuel. Mumps had sealed his own fate without even knowing. For now, until the time is right, Krobus will continue to wait.
There is a heart scene with krobus and the dwarf, they're fighting and then the magician come, I think you have to have around 2 heart for both of them
Hey DF thanks for getting the word out about Kynseed! The project was funded today, can't wait to see you ruining more people's lives when it is released!
Krobus lives in a sewer that's locked. He only travels when mumps is asleep and refuses to get married. Seems like he's trying to escape the fate he knows he will befall eventually.
I really love Krobus, it's a shame you can't marry him :( Do you think you're going to continue your Kindergarten playthrough? You're the only UA-camr I know who plays it without being super annoying!
I saw you life streamed don't starve, can I expect a series of that once you got into it a bit ? I'd love to see that with the editing of yours, man. Just sayin though, you do you !
First! Do I get an award?
Oh wow the first time I've gotten pinned. I feel so special ( ◠‿◠ )
John Johnson See you next time... I'll win !
John Johnson you'll get a free correction! *a reward
+Vegetarian POWER
"An award" is a proper way to say that though...
It's like asking if you get a prize.
Vegetarian POWER ...I think he could also get an award for being first. Nice try, though.
Krobus knows better than too marry you. He knows you have no standards after Pam.
I just wanted to be the only reply
Too bad
*oof*
Sounds like a YOU problem.
We all know that Krobus is actually the best and most attractive character.
Aside from Mumps
Wish I could marry that sexy beast...
Agreed. I also wonder what would happen if you presented a pumpkin to one of those monsters.
Why? because hes black?
No Krobus is just the best. boi
Krobus was secretly observing all of the wedding ceremonies you had and knew better. The sewers aren't far from the marriage area and the amount of times he heard the wedding song probably disturbed him. xD
"suddenly everything is different and I don't know why" now you know how everyone else you've divorced feels XD
relationship status: it's complikrobus
Fennec Fox it’s funny 😂 but why😂
ba dum tss
Krobus: Schrödinger's boyfriend
To be fair Krobus is the only one I would abandon my lesbian lifestyle for.
fuck me gently with a chainsaw love the name
Someone's been watching Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2.
this comment and your name say a lot
Chainsaws make a nice sound.
i mean, they do, but i would never put my dick in one. just my personal taste
The fact you can be "roommates" with him now.
And they were roomates (yeah 3 years late I know)
Krobus is the smartest it seems
he knows not to marry him lmao
digitalsonder yeah unless he wants a soul crushing divorce! XD
Krobus knows.
One night during praying to Yoba, they told of a heartless man who essentially makes people their puppets, only to throw them away. Yoba said Krobus was the only one to at least begin to get it through the man's thick skull that this was wrong. But it wouldn't be easy. Krobus was very weak to light, so all he could do was think of a way to stop him. He decided to pretend to be his friend, accepting all his pumpkins. However, what they didn't know was that he was building an unstoppable machine that takes the orange food as its fuel. Mumps had sealed his own fate without even knowing. For now, until the time is right, Krobus will continue to wait.
First reply?! (not click bait) (18 plus) 😂😂
Nice Theory
You should write a novel about this
Oh god... Is this with every farmer?
_accepting all his pumpkins_
Dad please let me out of ur basement
Lol no
DangerouslyFunny Lmfao that response
This interaction just made my day 20 times better xD Thank you so much for that.
Little Red wait your not a pigeon?
You seem to have internet connection down there. y leave then?
You cannot break the lil' guy's heart
I genuinely want to tell krobus that it’s going to be all right, and then just hug him.
Well, you can hug him
I think he caught on and was playing you.
You finally met your match lol
I lost it when he said "here's a gift for my little black thing"
Krobus knew about your plan....
"One more time you little weirdo" I cannot tell you how often I hear those words
this whole circumstance just makes Krobus more desirable.. man I want a piece of that ghostly curl
Cursed comments
A good thing we can technically "marry" Krobus now on the vanilla game!😁
2 days without DF...... that was torture
Back in action!
you should see what the kids look like with him
When you will marry a rock ?
Krisko 05 when will he marry THE rock
He already married someone with the brain capacity of a rock, Haley.
beleata 74 didn’t he already marry Hayley?
More like when will he marry some wood?
That start comment was too funny, "Along with pam, one on the 2 monsters you can marry"
Hey can you ruin my life too? It would be a great honour to cry in my room due to you Mumps
Your human behaviour is perfect. Expecially when playing the sims. Speaking of which, can we have some more sims please?
no
2 years later and he finally married krobus
well kind of
Now we can have him as a legit roommate in 1.4 XD
I love how when you go to your relationships they all say either ex husband or wife 😂☺️
There is a heart scene with krobus and the dwarf, they're fighting and then the magician come, I think you have to have around 2 heart for both of them
You Mean My Brother Wizard🚫🤣
magician has me dead 💀
Nah, Just Krobus.
You have to have 50 friendship points with the Dwarf and you have to have purchased a Stardrop from Krobus.
But.... interspecial sex is illegal...
Already married Pam..
+DangerouslyFunny OOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Gonna need some of Alex's ice cream for that sick BURN!
DangerouslyFunny best diss ever
Is video is like the *Spanish Inquisition...*
*Nobody expected it*
For a non-human, Krobus is a complicated being :)
I hope the mod gets fixed/updated :)
Marry Mumps next
What??????????????
that would probably be something he would do. Because of the mod where instead of Sebastian we have mumps
All my exes live in Texas, er, Stardew Valley
Hey DF thanks for getting the word out about Kynseed! The project was funded today, can't wait to see you ruining more people's lives when it is released!
woah woah.... krobus sells iridium sprinklers??? wat
He sells different things on different days
You DIDNT know this.........oh you poor poor soul
Every friday. 10k. You are welcome
I'm glad Krobus can be a roommate now. He's so adorable and it's fun having him around
"One pumpkin for my special little black thing"
That fact that we can actually marry Krobus in the base game with a shadow pennant and your using a mod makes me giggle
It’s not marriage. He just becomes a roommate
Aww, he's such a cute little guy. So sad this didn't work out!
Is there a mod where you can marry Jodi? Cause I've spent fucking hours getting her to 8 hearts totally neglecting the rest of the candidates.
Jodi is married.
So?
THere's probably a mod out there, but it's whether or not the mod actually works right now is the real question.
tfw you forget divorce exists. I want my milf waifu and I will have her dammit, even if that means murder!
+AlpacasMafia you may have a problem...
Marry Robin next
Mateusz Nowak You cant marry the already married ones.
Masz rację , reakcja Robin będzie ciekawa. Założę się.
Hanna Murawska Własnie!
Robin is too lame 4 DF
i lost my coffee bean on the stardew valley fair :(
I'm sorry to hear that
r.i.p
I was expecting this on April fools and it would be a joke
be careful, he has morning wood.
His dream has come true
Krobus... 10/10 would smash
The Prismatic Shard doesn't really get rid of the kids, it just summons the almighty *PAM* to eat them.
little did he know...
AT 5:24 I dont know why but i feel like this is the funniest thing I've heard DF say.
omg the Pam roast is on!
I'm really digging the continuous music in the recent videos.
There is now a void ghost pendant available through the Desert Trader once you’ve reached 10 hearts with Krobus! Please do a video of it! :D
Krobus lives in a sewer that's locked. He only travels when mumps is asleep and refuses to get married. Seems like he's trying to escape the fate he knows he will befall eventually.
You've married so many people, the game is just trying to stop you.
"For my special little black thing" lol
your voice sure does sound kind of different in this one. New mic/audio program?
Nooooooooope
krobus is too beautiful to marry
I, too, have a "special little back thing" 😂
2:13
uhh pretty sure you can't say that anymore 😂
So, all in favor of DangerouslyFunny going back to Skyrim after marrying and divorsing every possible npc?
Ayy nice one.
Eight seconds into the video and i am already dying.
krobus is the best looking in the game
Pam and krobus are the monsters of the town XDDDDDD
goog try I look forward to you coming back to this idea
I did see some people spawn the Slimes in the town and they become friendly NPC like other people. I tried the same and didn't work.
LOL you are so hilariously awful to these poor townsfolk. Awesome.
The last time I was this early....
Pam was still beautiful..
K Coleman 😂😂😂😂
K Coleman so... never
Eve Miller indeed
0:05 One of three. Krobus, Pam, Shane.
Krobus looks so cuuuute!!
"Hello, everyone! Today, we're going to be marrying Krobus. Who, along with pam, is one of the two monsters in town that you can marry, and divorce!"
I'm the biggest fan here for forever hop I don't get rejected
"my special little black thing"
Oh my god krobus can now be married!
Edit: wh-
I really love Krobus, it's a shame you can't marry him :( Do you think you're going to continue your Kindergarten playthrough? You're the only UA-camr I know who plays it without being super annoying!
Love your videos
I saw you life streamed don't starve, can I expect a series of that once you got into it a bit ? I'd love to see that with the editing of yours, man. Just sayin though, you do you !
How do you know what gender krobus is?
Connor Q HE IS ALL
i dont think he qualifies as any gender
Can you marry already married people?
i feel sad about divorcing alex... and then, there's DF
he likes purple star void eggs ad well
Uhh ohhh nooo i cant marry him with out a mod ohhh nooo
"who alonG with pam is one of the monsters you can marry"
I'M SCREAMINGGGGGGGGGGG
'my special little black thing'
Little dose he know.
Cinnamon I came back to this video just for this reason😂
i love how these types of videos are from two years ago and i still watch them today lol
hes quiet on Fridays to honor Yoba
Krobos doesn’t like gay marriage.
Did you know that you can make him move into your house with a special pendent in the vinnela game
You need a ghost void pendant to marry krobus
Before it wasn't even possible, so he uses mod
"along with pam."
Krobus truly the most difficult marriage besides jas
Do the Dwarf vs. Krobus event :D
Please marry George!
What mod are you using?
Finally some good fucking tea
This is getting out of hand
Vainilla next video: Marrying apple spirit guy
well imagine him marrying vincent
Now there are 2 of them
Krobus: lets stop DF fron dating