Probably cause if kratos told him the truth Atreus would’ve asked Freya if a circle has appeared above her head and then Freya and kratos would’ve been exposed
@@KnownByPlutoo sometimes, other times the circle means you’re literally fucked(as in sexual intercourse), other times it means you’re fucked(as in dead)
@@sharbaninath4210 well he didn't have to kill him like that after I made this comment I googled why kratos killed him like that but to me the reason didn't justify the way he killed him
You know, despite telling Atreus he would dicuss the "why" of what he did a lot of these moments lack the context that built up to this. Also, you missed some REALLY messed up parts like when he used a Hell hound to set a man on fire to get a bow despite the man saying he would just give it to him for cutting open the branches he was stuck in and the woman he stuffed under the mechanism to a door so it wouldn't close.
The boat captain and the Hall of Sacrifice. Those two plot points were so disturbing they keep getting brought up in the Valhalla DLC. Also imagine European fans going on UA-cam in 2005-06 and discovering the uncensored American version of that level
You should do an NPC services/traumatized video about Dark Souls. But the twist for the video is that the protagonist is calling and demanding to get out of the game because of how many times he's died in the game to every enemy/boss. You could also have him complain about if he links the First Flame, it consumes his soul and he dies anyway despite beating the game. I'm sure you could do this with every Souls game.
"What is a Circle?"
"You may or may not be my 5th child"
I mean, he did take on an entire spartan brothel.
And he's the son of Zeus.
Atreus is licky if hes still in single digits.
we dont talk about the circle
kratos
dont forget ghost of sparta god of war when he must doing it with idk maybe 10 woman in 1 bed he truly is the GOD OF WAR
@@Jeezes718I mean did they even survive since their entire world got destroyed
Greek Genghis Khan.
“ I had nightmares “ finna be my new excuse for everything in 2024
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"why didn't you pay taxes?"
"i had nightmares"
Omg I gotta do this too
Kratos doesn’t have a dad lore he is the dad lore
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Dad of Lore
@@MaxCanonStunner 🤣🤣🤣
Yeah, Aphrodite had a lot of "wrestling partners" in God Of War.
Yeah but shes bad so cant blame em
Never find out what happened to her after she polished his spear 😂
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Wait I just realized is aphrodite even alive? Like maybe I skipped some parts, because I have not seen Kratos kill her
@@VonEinzbernn no kratos pumps then dumps and we never see her again
Kratos killed more people than every GTA character combined.
Expect online chachter killed more than kratos and everybody
@@quinnsanders4676u under estimate how many people kratos has killed, probably more than the amount of NPCs in GTA 5 😭😭😭😭
@@cuckmeister3193I say gta online killed more npcs then Kratos
@@quinnsanders4676Keep waiting for GTA6 my friend
@@cuckmeister3193infinitely generating npc and also online players yeah gta solos
“What is the circle?”
“The greatest thing you will EVER inherit from me, boy”
Not the axe, the blades or that beard dad, i mean you have some great genes. The circle must be super powerful then!
@@lauri-ug6hz “That circle has helped me do some of my greatest feats, and one day it shall help you repopulate Jotenheim.”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That circle button is legendary 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@RichardBrimlett Amen
"But it wasn't personal" is crazy 😂
Bruh it was his uncle too 💀
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Yeah that circle button does everything. And I mean EVERYTHING.
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Then the strengt of a god really punps me up if that circle arives😂😂😂😂
Me: Can it make the twilight series good?
It can almost do anything
Can it run doom?
Yup, it can smash. Oh yea, it can also smash
Bro really said i killed them. Not just the men... the woman and the children
True advocate of gender equality😅
“They were animals…
SO I SLAUGHTERED THEM LIKE ANIMALS”
They were animals so I slaughter them like animals
I hate them!
They were animals
“It wasn’t personal” is insane
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Idk to me it seemed racially motivated.
He had nightmares
@@causewaybob3651 Great reference 😂
@@causewaybob3651 😂😂😂😂
Atreus got hit with the birds and bees at the end lmao🤣😂
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He should've talked about how's the Spartans banged more than shields. The gay math is there people. Figure it out.
@@clxwncrxwn ?
@@clxwncrxwnwhat
Kratos hands are literally rated E for everyone
We still need the "Did these characters deserved to get jumped?" part 2.
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“I had nightmares!!!”😂😂😂
He did though 😂
The worst part is that Kratos forgot to mention that Aphrodite is related to him 💀💀💀
I mean all gods are related
All of them... there are all zeus his chilldren, brothers and sisters, i think kratos was the last child of zeus. He was the youngest god
Sweet home Alabama!
(I'm genuinely sorry for this joke)
man the greeks were gay, i don't think being related is a problem for them either
Incest is alot worse than being gay 😭@@JusticeIsBetterThanPeace
I think we all know why Freya brought up the "circle" button
Wanna try it😏😏😏
@@patsander5634YOU ARE GOING TO HORNY JAIL, I DO NOT CARE THIS WAS FOUR MONTHS AGO U R GOING TO HORNY JAIL
Freya wanna try it
5:15 Freya pulled up with the "just say it's wrestling"
Probably cause if kratos told him the truth Atreus would’ve asked Freya if a circle has appeared above her head and then Freya and kratos would’ve been exposed
@@breakerx1560nope since Freya is not Atreus’s mother- wait a minute
Kratos killed his entire WORLD!
Entire Greece for sure.
No there are still some people left alive. Cause Athena at the end of GOW3 says that Mankind is now ready to hear her message.
The circle had me stressed and I'm not even there😅😅😅
At least he didn't have to talk about Poseidon's princess. Good lord.
Or worse. The trophy they gave you in the PS3 version called “I didn’t do it but I wish I did”
Ohhh I almost forgot about Poseidon's wife..... OMG😮😮😮😮
Not gonna lie Fyra did give him a pass on the Icarus part cuz he asked for it
"I had nightmares"
“I had nightmares” would not hold up in court😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Now he knows why is called the “god of war” cause he is THE GOD OF WAR FOR REAL FOR REAL
If you see a fiery circle it might be sex or violently kill your opponent l
Underrated comment
Difference being?
No lie that "wrestling partner" analogy was genuinely really good
This would be the most accurate talk ever
If you see the CIRCLE button, you know you're fucked 😂
"fucked" in more than one way
Literally
So it’s basically like the Triangle and circle button in the spiderman games ?? 😂
@@KnownByPlutoo sometimes, other times the circle means you’re literally fucked(as in sexual intercourse), other times it means you’re fucked(as in dead)
@@KnownByPlutooyeah so it’s way worse
"I Had nightmares!!!"😂😂😂 Justification enough
he's gonna disown his father after this one
like didn't he kill posidin in a very brutal way for no reason like why do people still like kratos
@@AndrewWilliams-n9y
Is this a rage bait or do you really don't know the story -_-
@@sharbaninath4210 well he didn't have to kill him like that after I made this comment I googled why kratos killed him like that but to me the reason didn't justify the way he killed him
@@AndrewWilliams-n9yyou do know poseidon captured his mother for years right '_'
Until he sees a circle over Angrboda or Thrud
To be fair. Poseidon deserved it
Why?
@@DeshawnBrown-ss8zh Look up Greek Mythology and the story of how Medusa came to be and you'll understand why
@reaperking7748 yeah.. I definitely agree with you now. 💯 also Athena would have ran me my fade too
He did
@@reaperking7748 do you even know greek mythology?
This was the kindergarten version low key. So much blood lust, carnage, brutality, and well.. regular lust😅 were left out!
"I had nightmares!" That is a horrible excuse
No mention/reference of Chains Of Olympus, Ghost Of Sparta, nor the prequel "Ascension" is wild to me
I think he did mentioned about his mother, who appeared in the Ghost of Sparta
The way he dodged that circle queation lol money mayweather would be proud the way be bobbed ans weeved that one.
Yo, hilarious comment lol
The funny part about this is that ring light is casting an O reflection in your eyes
good catch lol😂
The circle part is worth the entire video 😂😭☠️
"Yeah, my body count was insane."
"You mean how many people you killed?"
Thinking of the Circle.. ".... Yes."
0:36 more like the entire world
Only the Greek part of it
The Circle 😂😂
Bro got more bodies than a dragonball character 😂😂😂
*i had nightmares* 🤌🤌🤌
nahhh ts is peak comedy 😂😂
You should do Kratos thoughts on Atreus and Angroboda and sex talk . Lol 😂
the OG returns!!!!
5:53 I understood that gesture…😐
I love how his defence to every thing he did was “I had nightmares🤷♂️”
Kratos: well to explain i snapped Poseidon's neck so hard his entire upper body turned around as well
Thank god he didn't tell him about Poseidon's Concubine
The conclusion: I HAVE NIGHTMARES
“I had nightmares” took me out.. I damn sure wasn’t ready for Freya to whip out the circle😂😂💀
"it wasnt personal"
my friend: what are u listening to
me: kratos
friend: oh whos he talking about
me: poseidon
friend: *googles it*
Kratos gave a whole new meaning to THE CIRCLE of life
Can't wait for the next video🔥🔥🔥
4:20 Oh boy
Kratos makes sukuna look like a background character.
Kratos is better then us I mean Im pretty sure most of us would take bad stuff like that to the grave
The Greek Kratos took everything personally you could just exist near him and he would kill you because in his mind you are wasting his oxygen
Freya wants that circle.
Artaus finna “ wrestle “ with angroboda
Ngl, I thought Freya was gonna say “I know the circle.”
Shit funny asf ngl 💯
The circle 😂
You know, despite telling Atreus he would dicuss the "why" of what he did a lot of these moments lack the context that built up to this.
Also, you missed some REALLY messed up parts like when he used a Hell hound to set a man on fire to get a bow despite the man saying he would just give it to him for cutting open the branches he was stuck in and the woman he stuffed under the mechanism to a door so it wouldn't close.
The boat captain and the Hall of Sacrifice. Those two plot points were so disturbing they keep getting brought up in the Valhalla DLC.
Also imagine European fans going on UA-cam in 2005-06 and discovering the uncensored American version of that level
*JUST* Aphrodite? There was a circle button minigame in almost *every* game lmao
Yeah aprhoidite's twin daughters and the muses as well
"i had a sister?
didnt know kratos predicted drake
"I HAD NIGHTMARESS!!" - Kratos
3:38 THANK YOU FREYA . poseidon didn't deserve all that 😂😂😂
Atreus finna gets scarred wit dis one 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️
Worse part about the *circle* is he did it with his aunt
Amazing video! 5 Stars!
Thank you bro i appreciate it
I HAD NIGHTMARES 😭😂
The circle of pound town
"Ripped off his head used it as a flashlight" if Helios head didnt produce light this wouldve been vile 💀
Freya got the circle treatment
“I hAd nIgHtMaReS” 😂😂😂😂
"More like men women and childrens" got me chocking on my water ngl xDD
There's a reason why Kratos is really good at anger management
How convenient of him to leave "the destruction of an entire civilization" off the list.
the thumbnail 😭😭
The poor boat guy wasn’t mentioned
Imagine Atreus pulls out a paper that says L3 + R3 brother is never gonna return like himself 😭
“I had nightmares!” - Kratos
"I had nightmares" Im using that everytime I mess up lol
Atreus:So dad why did you kill your family
Kratos: I had nightmares
And the fact that Poseidon never had beef with Kratos until he threathen his familt was even more insane for the death he got 💀
HE HAD NIGHTMARES
1:11 bro deserves it
Atreus: * dies *
Kratos: what's 17 more year?
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" i had nightmares! " Best response
What's the circle 😂😂😂😂 That circle button is legendary 😂😂😂😂😂
I HAD NIGHTMARES!! had me rollin 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Kratos even got Aphrodite's belt
4:31 I know what the circle is and I weren’t even born when it happened
@2:22
Would have been hilarious if he mentioned “boy your great grandfather deserved it for trying to squash me like a bug”
Kratos: ”I just Loki’d her, like Infinity War.”
Loki: ”…”
3:19 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Random Joe: Kratos, why were you so evil?
Kratos: I HAD NIGHTMARES!!!!
bro is the shadow of Sparta
Fun fact hades not only got his soul ripped out he was also eaten alive by those creatures in the river styx
You should do an NPC services/traumatized video about Dark Souls.
But the twist for the video is that the protagonist is calling and demanding to get out of the game because of how many times he's died in the game to every enemy/boss. You could also have him complain about if he links the First Flame, it consumes his soul and he dies anyway despite beating the game.
I'm sure you could do this with every Souls game.