“Moonlight would be just as deadly to vampires since it’s just reflected sunlight” But normal rules of light reflection obviously don’t apply to vampires, since mirrors don’t work on them
The whole no reflection thing is due to that mirrors at the time used to have silver as a reflective surface, realistically vampires would have zero issues with missing reflections from any mirrors short of ones backed with silver nowadays.
also, i am pretty sure moonlight is far less intense than sunlight a missing out on an even larger portion of UV rays. thus there would n't be much of a danger.
@@jonathankydd1816 Maybe they are afected just by an specific amount of UV rays. And MAYBE UV rays are the reason werevolves transform under full moonlight (again, specific amount of UV for that, no more or lest).
I have never heard anyone ever say, “Salsa sauce,” because there is nothing called salsa besides the goddamned dip and it being used as a dance (doing the salsa or salsa dancing).
Technically you body moves because a little amount of electricity, son no need for the powered spin plate, but if you want to add it for the funsies, be my guest!
That cross stitch at 3:55 makes me so happy! It has steamboat on it!! (BTW, steamboat is the cowboy riding the bucking horse, its Wyoming's mascot!) ...not that Wyoming exists, though
Me: In airport in Florida going back to Glasgow Dad: Caz, look that's Michael McIntyre I turn and catch a glimpse of Michael McIntyre Mum: WHO THE FUCKS MICHAEL MCINTYRE
8:49 funny that no one can tell when I am actually listening then. Plot twist, I always am. I will make up a conversation so that you will speak and I don’t have to.
1:17 Suggesting that I, a 12 girl who has an obsession saying the word peck, married an ageless alien girl that loves wearing hats and saying the word peck?
I literally thought aboiut this today when my friend was eating a pear on the bus I was like "if u cut a pear in half and eat half, would it then become a single?" It took her about 3 seconds of confusion then she laughed and was like "oh that's funny"
"Moonlight would be just as deadly to vampires since it's just reflected sunlight" and a garden hose and a fire hose are clearly the same thing, right?
4:36 “The average power consumption of a typical adult is 100 Watts and the brain consumes 20% of this making the power of the brain 20 W.” (God I love google) All blades are flat due to them using power input and surface area to work and as an ex Boy Scout I own my fair share of knives I enjoy sitting in a very powerful cyclone that spins with the force of 2 men, it’s called an office chair In conclusion, I am a fan Thank you for coming to my TED talk
bro i genuinely thought that the thumbnail said, "this woman will plant trees in your office" i was so confused, until the voice read it as bees and now i feel really dumb
“ILL BE DEEP IN THE COLD COLD GROUND BEFORE I RECOGNIZE MISSOURI” how come Missouri is a meme? That’s literally my home state fuck I’m living here right now
1:18 I am not going to marry an elf who lives in cuba, has a wonderful tan, and loves cats. I will not marry a character that I have drawn. She is made of ink, paper, and graphite.
My phone background is a woman who jumped to her death, landing on top of a car in a peaceful and kind of beautiful pose clutching flowers in her hand. You can find it by googling "beautiful suicide."
Political alignments don't have foods, dumbass. CULTURES do, and that's why WE RESPECT THEM. ALL. IF WE KNOW ANY. FUCKING. THING. ABOUT. ANYTHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING! Now imagine that I have, in fact, calmed down after thinking all this shit because I FORGIVE YOU. Just realize that YOUR political alignment is NOT a CULTURE, just because YOU "think" it is. It is the PRODUCT of a culture. A dumb one. By the way, I DO respect the POWER of even dumb cultures to do both good and bad things for us, the people who may or may not have to DEAL WITH THEM. Writing this last paragraph because I actually think about what I say, what I write, what I feel, how I think, and other things I can be sure I am responsible for because I know I do them, or have done them. Just not all the time. Which is WHY I think the way I do, so if this is all just rambling to you, I'm sorry.
“Moonlight would be just as deadly to vampires since it’s just reflected sunlight”
But normal rules of light reflection obviously don’t apply to vampires, since mirrors don’t work on them
The whole no reflection thing is due to that mirrors at the time used to have silver as a reflective surface, realistically vampires would have zero issues with missing reflections from any mirrors short of ones backed with silver nowadays.
Darca1n that makes sense, thanks!
also, i am pretty sure moonlight is far less intense than sunlight a missing out on an even larger portion of UV rays. thus there would n't be much of a danger.
@@jonathankydd1816 Maybe they are afected just by an specific amount of UV rays. And MAYBE UV rays are the reason werevolves transform under full moonlight (again, specific amount of UV for that, no more or lest).
ThAt makes far too much sense for comfort... anything you need to tell us?
I love how the text to speech read "St. Teresa" as "Street Teresa."
"amazing source of vitamin D&D"
I lost it
I wasn't prepared for it
I dont get it
@@BamHurgr The dice on the plate are commonly used in the popular table-top role-playing game, Dungeons and Dragons or simply D&D/DnD
Crystal Amalgam oh didnt see it was dice i thought it was berries
@@BamHurgr understandable
Someone:says anything
Me:wait, i have a meme for that
I than spend an hour looking for that meme in my 3 download folders, before giving up and googling it.
Thanks i took this comment and gave it the hashtag DDM
Oh my ur profile pic...
Soggy, I want to be your friend.
2:15 *STREET* Theresa!
What book was that last one from?
WHAT BOOK IS IT???
I'm 90% sure it's from The Rivers Ran East.
I don't know why I think I know that, and I don't care to explore the idea further.
*_IT LITERALLY SAYS THE BOOK IN THE FIRST SENTENCE OF IT_*
dylan fox googling “a very manly 1950s account of a hunt for el dorado” does not give me anything
@@herobrineharry7698 ...I'm not sure I want to know what results you got from that Google search.
@@pauliefox2077 I dunno I thought that was just a description of the book.
3:33 I KNEW T WAS GONNA BE JOANNA CEDDIA
lmao i felt it in my bonesssss we have to find a way to show it to her
Excuse me, her name is John Cena.
Do not disrespect Joan Crawford like that again.
her name is JOHN CENA YOU PITBULL FOLLOWER HOW DARE YOU
salsa sauce (sauce sauce)
Hotel (Trivago)
ATM machine (automatic teller machine machine)
PIN number (Personal identification number number)
HIV virus (human immunodeficiency virus virus)
Who the fuck puts sauce after salsa?
I have never heard anyone ever say, “Salsa sauce,” because there is nothing called salsa besides the goddamned dip and it being used as a dance (doing the salsa or salsa dancing).
_F in the chat for Tumblr’s NSFW channels_
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4:15 tmw the narrator reads manga backwards
Wot?
ALAY MAHMOUD you read manga from right to left, the tts read it from left to right
@@elgurkus6885 thanks
@@elgurkus6885 the tts reads it as its yhr quran
What manga is it tho
4:33 if I attach knifes to my arms and spin myself really fast using a electric powered spin plate do I become a fan?
Yes
If you reach level ten in a mobile game
Technically you body moves because a little amount of electricity, son no need for the powered spin plate, but if you want to add it for the funsies, be my guest!
No, you become a murderer.
4:09 you read the manga the wrong way
Weeb
The Hoffmeister he’s a weeb for being right, yeah
@@theshadowrider I know that being gay is fine, but that doesnt make me gay. you know?
Weebs sticking up for one another
@@thehoffmeister3408 It's really sad that you call someone a weeb for knowing that not all books are read the same way. UvU
*S T R E E T T E R E S A*
FFS MANGA IS TO BE READ RIGHT TO LEFT! RIGHT TO LEEEEEEEFT
1:18 but my phone back round is of my passed dog, Sammy. RIP little dude
1:20 There are a lot of myths with a "Personified" moon and there always flawless
6:16 the truth is way worse they were made for a spiderman musical
AirPods wearing AirPods is so creative!
That cross stitch at 3:55 makes me so happy! It has steamboat on it!!
(BTW, steamboat is the cowboy riding the bucking horse, its Wyoming's mascot!) ...not that Wyoming exists, though
6:10
That called st MICHAELS MOUNT
LOCATION: Marazion ,CORNWALL,UK
the bar is probably the Godolphin Arms
My phone background is the Fox Sin of Greed, Ban. he's awesome, but I'm good.
_The last one_
I felt that at 4:30....after many years of putting it off, I watched the final episode of Futurama and it was beautiful.
10:15 The ol' gay
*n o t t h e b e e s*
*dramatic music*
HWATS THIS?
AN OVERABUNDANCE OF BEES IN THE COMMENT SECTION? MY COMMENT FULL OF BEES OUGHT TO PUT A STOP TO THAT!
Me: In airport in Florida going back to Glasgow
Dad: Caz, look that's Michael McIntyre
I turn and catch a glimpse of Michael McIntyre
Mum: WHO THE FUCKS MICHAEL MCINTYRE
My phone background is j. Jonah jameson demanding pictures of spiderman
5:13 Remus Lupin (Wolf Wolf)
Lake Chad (Lake lake)
9:36
It basically looks like a roblox username, except the person was trying to be aesthetic and failed miserably
8:49 funny that no one can tell when I am actually listening then. Plot twist, I always am. I will make up a conversation so that you will speak and I don’t have to.
My phone background is Rich from Be More Chill. I'm good with this.
9:49 is like _Moby-Dick_ and _The Road to El Dorado_ fused together and their homoerotic subtexts compounded.
0:24 how many sets of dice are in there? I get that people who play dnd and other RPGs have a lot of dice, bit that looks exessive.
3:34 omg I was literally imagining Joana as I read that
2:17 instead of saint, he said street.
0:47 Being from Iowa, I've encountered both frat boys and country boys and can confirm this statement.
Mascot from Little Caesar's- "Pizza pizza."
STREET TERESA
Burgers burgers burgers Burgers burgers burgers Burgers burgers burgers Burgers burgers burgers
I just like how the voice bot says burgers
1:15
my phone background is Danny DeVito-
*NICE*
are we just gonna ignore the name "yiffmaster" at 0:04
1:14 My phone background is Genji from Overwatch. I wish that post were true
4:04
You read manga from right to left. The joke is that she thought noble dople was the reason they got called to the counseling room
What's the name of the manga
"moonlight is just reflected sunlight" Yeah but I've yet to get moon burn
I love that last one so much!
1:17
Suggesting that I, a 12 girl who has an obsession saying the word peck, married an ageless alien girl that loves wearing hats and saying the word peck?
*Never run another mans rhubarb!*
8:48 oh that's why everyone says I'm so pleasant to speak with
If i was to marry the person on my phone backround, I'd be marrying all four ninja turtles.
My background is a hippo! HELL YEAH!!!
3:59
Guess you could say it's a bilton mood.
I literally thought aboiut this today when my friend was eating a pear on the bus I was like "if u cut a pear in half and eat half, would it then become a single?" It took her about 3 seconds of confusion then she laughed and was like "oh that's funny"
"Moonlight would be just as deadly to vampires since it's just reflected sunlight"
and a garden hose and a fire hose are clearly the same thing, right?
_3:34__ jOHN CENA HAS BLESSED US_
1:13 well shit, guess I have to marry my cat
My dog. According to tumblr, i have to marry my dog.
4:36
“The average power consumption of a typical adult is 100 Watts and the brain consumes 20% of this making the power of the brain 20 W.” (God I love google)
All blades are flat due to them using power input and surface area to work and as an ex Boy Scout I own my fair share of knives
I enjoy sitting in a very powerful cyclone that spins with the force of 2 men, it’s called an office chair
In conclusion, I am a fan
Thank you for coming to my TED talk
When i die, i want my tombstone to offer free WiFi, just so people visit more often
6:07 damn didn't know you lived in effing kalos
I heard lycanthropy and my heart jumped for that damned cactus
Search it up if you don't know what it is its beautkful
Well I'm marrying Shawn Mendes or this fellow guess I'm okay with either (home screen, lock screen wasn't specified)
Boy I sure do love watching this in 144p with no audio.
bro i genuinely thought that the thumbnail said, "this woman will plant trees in your office" i was so confused, until the voice read it as bees and now i feel really dumb
“ILL BE DEEP IN THE COLD COLD GROUND BEFORE I RECOGNIZE MISSOURI” how come Missouri is a meme? That’s literally my home state fuck I’m living here right now
1:18 I am not going to marry an elf who lives in cuba, has a wonderful tan, and loves cats. I will not marry a character that I have drawn. She is made of ink, paper, and graphite.
3:34 it’s our queen, John Cena
That realization at the end tho
1:14 my phone background is the hit or miss girl....OH WELL
*Sees the thumbnail*
P l e a s e
D o n t
1:14 I have a cloud of smoke but b4 that it was the Pokémon misdrevus so
My phone background is a woman who jumped to her death, landing on top of a car in a peaceful and kind of beautiful pose clutching flowers in her hand. You can find it by googling "beautiful suicide."
My phone bg is a *_quote_*
1:13 then I’d be married to jenna marbles and I’m totally fine with that lol
My phone background is a wolf spider that used to live on my front porch who died last october.
Eleven year olds have the self preservation of someone who met god and wasnt impressed.
1:15 R.I.P. to people whose phone backgrounds are themselves
1:14 my phone background is a screenshot from the music video of Applause by Lady Gaga.. I guess Lady Gaga is my wife now 🤷🏾♀️
Swordfighters:
have a nervous system powered by electricity
have multiple flat blades
spin around really fast
Swordfighters are true fans.
5:24 i thought they were making a song out of random stuff
1:13 my phone background is of a rally car so woohoo me
1:18 my background is Lucina from fire emblem, but i feel like Ike or Alfonse would be better.
1:13 but my background is a smiling dolphin
That last one was fucking amazing
2:17 S T R E E T T E R E S A
6:10 I...need more information on this.
I realize I’m the better version of the female doctor...my phone background is a Tardis
JUST LETTING THAT SHRIP
5:53 WAT?!
4:37 So Iron Man with 2 katanas
1:17i would be married to marina from sploon. Lol
Were-corgi😂😂😂
#DDM
Someone: says anything
Me: wait, i have a meme for that
My phone background is just a black void that I got by covering a camera with my hand.
This is fine...
5:36 Master Shifu (Master Master)
Uh ohh if I marry my back round I’m stuck with either temmies or myself or my grammas cat...
Imagine having a political alignment so bad you can only defend it by talking about how good its food is.
Political alignments don't have foods, dumbass. CULTURES do, and that's why WE RESPECT THEM.
ALL.
IF WE KNOW
ANY.
FUCKING.
THING.
ABOUT.
ANYTHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!
Now imagine that I have, in fact, calmed down after thinking all this shit because I FORGIVE YOU.
Just realize that YOUR political alignment is NOT a CULTURE, just because YOU "think" it is. It is the PRODUCT of a culture.
A dumb one.
By the way, I DO respect the POWER of even dumb cultures to do both good and bad things for us, the people who may or may not have to DEAL WITH THEM. Writing this last paragraph because I actually think about what I say, what I write, what I feel, how I think, and other things I can be sure I am responsible for because I know I do them, or have done them. Just not all the time. Which is WHY I think the way I do, so if this is all just rambling to you, I'm sorry.
1:12 so I'm marrying Jack Skellington?
1:15 so I have to marry my cousin and myself. Damn.
4:02 WHICH MANGA IS THAT - NOPPLE DOPPLE I
Kirby nom them burgies