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I like SCP-458, it doesn't want to snap necks, it doesn't want to exterminate humanity, it doesn't want to bring the apocalypse, all it wants to do is provide a free endless supply of pizza for whoever wants pizza.
A horrifying creature that can pass through solid objects and drags you into a pocket dimension to slowly kill you. A stone figure that moves when being looked at, snapping your neck and killing you nearly instantly. A sentient eggplant.
Before people start questioning about object class level, consider the locked box experiment, in which you lock the SCP in question in a box. -If it does nothing of interest while in the box, it's a Safe class. -If it does something bad when you lock them in a box unless you check on them or poke holes in the box so they can breathe, it's a Euclid class. -If it claws its' way out of the box, eats the research staff, shits on the carpet, blows up the site it was housed in, and begins violating the remains of any survivors unless you stop it from doing so, it's a Keter class. -If it is the box, then it's a Thaumiel class. -If it ceases to exist while in the box, it's nutralized. Simple.
MinatoDeLaCruz right all the Melon wanted was to be THICK and round ....I feel so bad because of how hideous that cube is ...ALSO UR WELCOM THAT I JUST LIKED ALL OF UR COMENTS INCLUDING MINE XD
damn dude its free cake we could end world hunger with this or open a bakery with overpriced tags and sit your ass while seein that money flow like water
Just think about it, it must be so messed up that a highly secretive institution has you going through corridors and professionally sealed doors with guards 24/7 just so you and two other guys that had criminal records to just eat a whole cake.
Guard: EAT THE CAKE!!! Criminal #1: But....I'm allergic to eggs.... Guard: *kills first criminal* You eat the ca- Criminal #2: *scarfs down whole cake to avoid getting shot* Criminal #3: wtf......
Hmmm... r these cakes dangerous when there's starving children in Africa that would be delighted to eat these? Maybe the foundation could use the transfer of those cakes over there XD #Horrorlogic
SCP-2941 is how Veggietales got started. A Bible was presented to these fruits and vegetables during an experiment to see if they could read and understand the English language. However, what the people running the experiment didn't know is that the produce was capable of learning at alarming rates, and seeing as that the Bible was the first proverbial lesson these fruits and veggies learned about humans, they developed a strong belief in the Bible's teachings and made a strong connection with God. After the fact, the produce managed to escape containment and take residence in an old lady's house. They live on her countertop and only show their sentience at night out of fear of being caught and taken back to containment. They're still here to this day, even developing their own God fearing civilization in the lady's kitchen.
An SCP that can make infinite Pizza of my own choice with no negative consequences? 458 is officially the best SCP in existence, your argument is invalid.
so...is SCP-156 a reference to the myth of Hades and Persephone? Like, if you eat the seeds you "die" and stay dead (presumably to go to the Underworld to live with Hades, who I'm also assuming is the "white, male face" you're supposed to see) all throughout the six fall/winter months until spring rolls around and then you come "back to life"/the Overworld...or maybe SCP-156 really ARE the seeds from the same pomegranate Persephone ate. If so, that's a pretty cool concept.
Really nice theory that makes sense on so many levels. The seeds might not be the exact same pomegranate, but supposedly any food from the Underworld would have the same effect.
i just want to know why it isnt class safe,the class is based on storage needs not physical dangers. E.G a button to destroy the universe would be safe,a cat that can teleport anywhere would be keter
imagine if a guy went up to one of the researchers researching the melon you are supposed to say is a hideous cube and says, "those are some nice melons you got there", and it instantly grows enough to crush the lab
I can sort of sympathize with the researchers, though. It'd be vexing if you got a job at an institute that houses all sorts of supernatural stuff - including God himself, apparently - and your task turned out to be verbally abusing a sapient watermelon.
But wait! North Korea has arrived and... oh sh*t. There they go. Well now Russia's stepped in and damn it! Civil War! Okay, India wins. But wait! The Hindu Indian government has called a holy war on the Buddhists! I guess that means China wins? Wait. Communism frowns on religion? Okay... so who won here?
actually I wonder if that's the joke. Like, because the people running the Chinese food place actually knew nothing about either religion, they were just mashing them together in an awkward attempt to gather money.
What's so bad about cake flooding the world? 1. Solving world hunger 2. It's cake 3. Finally no more of being late to the party and no more cake is left 4. It's cake 5. We can use cake as fuel 6. It's fucking cake
can SCP-294 dispense semen? And if so, who's semen? Can you impregnate a woman with said semen? These are the REAL questions these people should be trying to answer.
I literally love how SCP entries are most of the time unsettling or strange, but then there’s something like SCP-2941 which is just a well thought-out shitpost on the SCP wiki.
Carefully follow these steps: 1. Pick up SCP-458 2. Open it 3. Turn it upside-down 4. Close your eyes and thing about nothing but pizza 5. Open your eyes to see thousands of pizzas on the floor...
Well now I know what to say if an eggplant starts talking, an apple starts pleasuring it’s self by rolling around, and if a melon asks if it’s round or not.
yeah like the eyepods. Though since there is no model of SCP-999 and the eyepods, I'll need to recreate the entire models from scratch in 3ds max. I have made several SCP Models before, for my SCP videos. Including: SCP-015 SCP-038 SCP-058 SCP-079 SCP-107 SCP-156 SCP-261 SCP-280 SCP-354 SCP-377 SCP-398 SCP-401 SCP-643 SCP-975 SCP-1335 SCP-1354 SCP-1863 SCP-1916 SCP-2059 SCP-2244
TheLapisFreak thanks. I only have the team do narrations for me for SCPS. But I do all the SCP Animations and creation of the models myself. A lot of work for a girl to do lol XD
Not as long as I'm around .... I'm happy to keep the cake population to a easier to maintain amount .. and I'll do it for regular coffee refills and a comfy chair .
Study those fortune cookies to try to read them without cracking, see if the same cookie changes with people. If it does it either predicts or is convoluted. But if it doesn’t, it most certainly causes
The biggest crime with that SCP is that the fundation did experiments trying to destroy the Pizza Box. Whoever authorized them should be suffocated by one of its pizzas.
@@clawyraptor9029 Imagine having to regurgitate the worlds largest pumpkin. I googled worlds largest fruit and the wikipedia article about it says the 2016 worlds largest pumpkin was in Belgium and weighs 1,190.5 kilograms (2,625 lb) grown by Mathias Willemijns
This s comedy gold There are stone dolls that break necks,giant slenderman torsos,a leviathan the size of continents,spheres that destroy all matter, plague doctors,a rotting old man,the Rakes half cousin,shadow Sasquatch,leaky possessed masks,staircase with a face,killer dummy,zombie giant crocodile dog,Cain and Abel,GOD HIMSLEF,and we have a box of fortune cookies.....yeah,
SRRN Insect I guess so but still, it would be fantastic for that box to make any pizza you desire at any time and if it boosts morale, it could make us have better self esteem
I don't think the pizza box's morale boosting is an anomalous aspect. If you went into any job and offered people free pizza morale would increase because free stuff is cool, but free pizza is cooler.
So basically SCP-261 is a vending machine that can give us any candy or snack. But also candy from other planets or dimensions which might or might not be edible for us depending on the composition of the species or planet the candy originates from. Awesome
I'm assuming the pomegranate arils were based off the Greek mythological story of Persephone's curse to stay in the underworld for autumn and winter? stay in the underworld at the start of fall=death, until spring when Persephone's flowers bloom and the person is reanimated
They don't have to do it every day. I'm sure they rotate slaves. Dunno why they specifically use D class though pretty sure anyone would love to eat cake unless they think its a lie.
Table by lots of blood and pain and death. (if it wouldn't bother u could u subscribe to be please? PS do it or I'll make u regurgitate scp 296. pps this is an obvious bad joke)
+Mr master ranter Such instances of this behavior is normal to some being that the main thing of which an SCP stalks it's prey or reduces the subjects morale and or mentality, such as the bell, if your talking about how some SCPs give you nightmares that reoccur daily or occasionally, then this is normal, being that there are some interesting and rather frightening SCPs out there.
@@DemonSlayingFootball5208 Persephone's marriage to Hades, and the reason we have cold winters where plants won't grow. "By eating a few pomegranate seeds, Persephone tied herself to Hades-the pomegranate being a symbol of the indissolubility of marriage. Inconsolable at the loss of her daughter, the corn goddess Demeter prevented the earth from bearing fruit unless she saw her daughter again."
So 15 are the pomegranate seeds Hades offered to Persephone. The dates listed coincides with the times Persephone is either on Earth or in the Underworld
@@SpiffoGaming The Pizza is free to take for personnel, the delivery menu (not a phone) takes meat from actually endangered species contributing to their extinction. Did you watch a different video?
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Ask SCP-682?! Holy SHIT I'm so excited!!! :D
nailed it
Cmon, you gotta let Pyfer narrate in comedy lists! :(
Did you find a model for 682 yet? Or are you still looking?
BANG KOK
still haven't found a model yet. Unless someone ports one from the game, onto the Workshop.
I like SCP-458, it doesn't want to snap necks, it doesn't want to exterminate humanity, it doesn't want to bring the apocalypse, all it wants to do is provide a free endless supply of pizza for whoever wants pizza.
and ez mony for anyone who wants to sell it
Best SCP ever
The best ones are the ones in the break room lol
SCP-458
Object class: Cool
+Pieter Peter yo I don't really want panda meat but you do you bruh
A horrifying creature that can pass through solid objects and drags you into a pocket dimension to slowly kill you.
A stone figure that moves when being looked at, snapping your neck and killing you nearly instantly.
A sentient eggplant.
Gaming Physics You mean:
*a stone statue that is capable of moving when not in the area of sight that will snap your neck when not looked at.
Concrete not stone
Gaming Physics cake that regenerates indefinitely and can wipe out Humanity in 80 Days if allowed to replicate indefinitely.
An unkillable crocodile that could end the world and hates humanity
A horrifying humanoid with no mass capable of running faster than a jet and tearing you to shreds when looked at
*_"You are a hideous cube."_*
*melon's ego is bruised*
😱
Meany
oop-
The Melon: (; - ;)
God I would love that pizza box. Unlimited pizza all day every day.
D.DoT-Z along with stupidity because your not thinking at a wide enough scale.
so *you're* insecure too.
Infinite cheesiness! Accompanied with infinite Carbs... which is fair enough.
Cursed Gamer Im sorry to much for you to handle
it's also your favorite pizza dont forget about that
SCP-2941 in a nutshell:
2941: Hi.
Subject: Woah, you can talk?!?
2941: Yes.
Subject: Wow, that's *_cool!_*
2941: _I'm_ cool? Thank you!
Staff: OH SHIIII-
Eggplant- “I love you!”
SCP staff- “more like belongs in the trash”
The egg plant had potential to be a perverted plant that only talks to female researchers
@@SpiffoGaming But instead its so pure😭 I feel so bad for these sentient fruit.
@@taritangeo4948 Maybe we could just put them in specific places where they can do as they please, whilst unable to crush people?
How precious! You don't know how to spell "whoa" correctly!
"You are a hideous cube."
Oof.
"You should be hurled into the trash."
Double oof.
FATALITY
"You are a hideous cube"
my teammates when i disguise as melon on Minecraft hide'n'seek
Why are they so mean to the fruits and vegetables. ☹️
@@joshualarue6736 they will get massive and cause major damage.
Angry watermelon noises
Before people start questioning about object class level, consider the locked box experiment, in which you lock the SCP in question in a box.
-If it does nothing of interest while in the box, it's a Safe class.
-If it does something bad when you lock them in a box unless you check on them or poke holes in the box so they can breathe, it's a Euclid class.
-If it claws its' way out of the box, eats the research staff, shits on the carpet, blows up the site it was housed in, and begins violating the remains of any survivors unless you stop it from doing so, it's a Keter class.
-If it is the box, then it's a Thaumiel class.
-If it ceases to exist while in the box, it's nutralized.
Simple.
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Lone Wanderer
and if it is destroyed in the box, it is neutralized.
what if it escapes the box, but causes no additional harm?
lavender fox
Then it is a safe class entity.
Or nutralized
when people in white lab coats think you're a hideous cube
@Dr4G0N_BoY Be4rd3D ; Hello. Peanut and I would be happy to help. Tell us the coordinates and we will ki- *I MEAN* attack.
Fat melon: *sad melon noises*
O O F
I feel bad for the bullied, sentient fruit...........that melon just wants to be the roundest
"those are some nice melons you got there." half the world gets crushed by a giant melon
You are a Hid-
Ah fuck it,
You are the Roundest sphere I have ever seen!
*Whole world gets crushed by giant melon.
WELL ITS NOT! IT IS A HIDEOUS CUBE
You ARe a HidEoUS CuBE
MinatoDeLaCruz right all the Melon wanted was to be THICK and round ....I feel so bad because of how hideous that cube is ...ALSO UR WELCOM THAT I JUST LIKED ALL OF UR COMENTS INCLUDING MINE XD
**Hears about SCP-871**
Welp, good thing it's not rea-
**Cake appears on counter**
*OH GOD DAMN IT*
Banach-Tarski Well the cake is a lie.
Wait, isn't that a good thing?
damn dude
its free cake we could end world hunger with this or open a bakery with overpriced tags and sit your ass while seein that money flow like water
Northwind welp good thing im far from ea-
**cake appears on ground**
OH FOR FUCK SAKE!!!
Good thing- *Cake apears* I love cake
Just think about it, it must be so messed up that a highly secretive institution has you going through corridors and professionally sealed doors with guards 24/7 just so you and two other guys that had criminal records to just eat a whole cake.
Lol
MultiClevername best crime I ever committed I’d be like oh no this sucks whatever will I do can I get some milk this cake rocks
Thats what we call a W homie
Guard: EAT THE CAKE!!!
Criminal #1: But....I'm allergic to eggs....
Guard: *kills first criminal* You eat the ca-
Criminal #2: *scarfs down whole cake to avoid getting shot*
Criminal #3: wtf......
Hmmm... r these cakes dangerous when there's starving children in Africa that would be delighted to eat these? Maybe the foundation could use the transfer of those cakes over there XD #Horrorlogic
I had an old eggplant in the fridge. After watching scp-2941, I hurled it into the trash.
I love it when u said "I had an old eggplant in my fridge"
It was the “I had an old eggplant in the fridge” for me
Imagine writing the headstone for someone who ate SCP-156. John Smith: Born 1950, Died: 1980, 1981, 1982, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1986, 1987
Woah woah woah, 1897? Did John Smith time travel that time?
Oh crap! Maybe........
that name seems wibble wobble timey wimey
I knew somebody would get that referance
Jonathan Of The SLA thats john doe not john smith
Saving the world by making fruits and vegetables sad.
This is abuse #watermelonlivesmatter
Sclasspsycho #watermelonlivesmatter
Sclasspsycho #watermelonlivesmatter
#WATERMELONLIVESMATTER!
YOU ARE ALL HIDEOUS CUBES!!!
warning this video contains:
-delicious food
-scary food
-magic food
-and delirious food
viewer discretion advice
also
-talking food
-juicy food
-hot food
viewer discretion advice
+Blazekill360 thanks
Don't forget sad food
Can u grammar or no
Badass food.
SCP-2941 is how Veggietales got started. A Bible was presented to these fruits and vegetables during an experiment to see if they could read and understand the English language. However, what the people running the experiment didn't know is that the produce was capable of learning at alarming rates, and seeing as that the Bible was the first proverbial lesson these fruits and veggies learned about humans, they developed a strong belief in the Bible's teachings and made a strong connection with God. After the fact, the produce managed to escape containment and take residence in an old lady's house. They live on her countertop and only show their sentience at night out of fear of being caught and taken back to containment. They're still here to this day, even developing their own God fearing civilization in the lady's kitchen.
This comment made me dab
when scp 2941 meets scp 343...
Veggietales??? XD 😂
This must now become veggietales canon
@Lucien Clubbto let them get you. Your coming with us.
"You are a hideous cube"
1 like=I backup for the poor watermelon.
But then it will destroy the world
Grumpy Gamer Destroying the world is better than living with the guilt of bullying those poor fruits. /s
An SCP that can make infinite Pizza of my own choice with no negative consequences?
458 is officially the best SCP in existence, your argument is invalid.
What about 420-J, the super weed?
F*** the weed.
scp 458 and scp 294 are coming home with me
Next level gamer 34 aw hell naw. 1v1 me bra.
Hanzo Hasashi then 294 is the 2nd best SCP in existence.
Can we just acknowledge the people who had to puke up an ENTIRE WATERMELON.
Not to mention the pumpkin... yikes!
Oooooooooooooooof
Mr. stark I don’t feel so good-
*VOMITS PUMPKIN*
Or, in one instance, a pumpkin.
Goddamn it of course this was already commented by everyone ;-;
I want an SCP-458 for myself, I loves me a good slice of pizza.
MPM Chris Hey,share
Pizza party
"You should be hurled in the trash"
funniest thing i've heard all day.
"you are a hideous cube"
YOU'LL GET WORMS IF YOU MOVE
Those damn things probably have depression at this point
OMG, depressed fruit
level94836 that's what I hear daily XD
Imagine, you're walking down the street then you hear, "Hoo boo I love you"
Probably at the farmer's market you will hear that.
OH FUCH NAH IMMA RUN
so...is SCP-156 a reference to the myth of Hades and Persephone? Like, if you eat the seeds you "die" and stay dead (presumably to go to the Underworld to live with Hades, who I'm also assuming is the "white, male face" you're supposed to see) all throughout the six fall/winter months until spring rolls around and then you come "back to life"/the Overworld...or maybe SCP-156 really ARE the seeds from the same pomegranate Persephone ate. If so, that's a pretty cool concept.
Really nice theory that makes sense on so many levels. The seeds might not be the exact same pomegranate, but supposedly any food from the Underworld would have the same effect.
i just want to know why it isnt class safe,the class is based on storage needs not physical dangers.
E.G a button to destroy the universe would be safe,a cat that can teleport anywhere would be keter
toasty salt q
I noticed that too! It's so cool
@@lukiopool7120 Its also based if it could destroy the world or not.
That giant growing orange should have an interview with those other sentient fruits.
It's a grapefruit sorry
I feel bad for all the 2941 ones... They get so mistreated... :( Poor melon
Cut his fellow Watermelons to deppress him!!
#melonlivesmatter
imagine if a guy went up to one of the researchers researching the melon you are supposed to say is a hideous cube and says, "those are some nice melons you got there", and it instantly grows enough to crush the lab
SCP 2941 "veggie tales"
I can sort of sympathize with the researchers, though. It'd be vexing if you got a job at an institute that houses all sorts of supernatural stuff - including God himself, apparently - and your task turned out to be verbally abusing a sapient watermelon.
A d-class assigned to go and eat cake.
If a d-class person only had that job they'd lead an unusually happy life at scp.
That would be true, but it unfortanutaly can't be. due to the monthly termination of D-Class pesonell.
First Nebulynx right, forgot that part.
wait does that mean all d-class are terminated monthly?
they are in most cases, criminal with a death sentence so.. yeah they need to be change every month
aren't there some d-class that are refuges? what about them?
*buddhist artifact
*anoint yourself with Confucius.
Ok.
And so China and India went to war.
But wait! North Korea has arrived and... oh sh*t. There they go. Well now Russia's stepped in and damn it! Civil War! Okay, India wins. But wait! The Hindu Indian government has called a holy war on the Buddhists! I guess that means China wins? Wait. Communism frowns on religion? Okay... so who won here?
actually I wonder if that's the joke. Like, because the people running the Chinese food place actually knew nothing about either religion, they were just mashing them together in an awkward attempt to gather money.
A Dead Chap Named Spooks the fortune cookie that produces jizz
loved seeing SCP 863 and learning about the real-life inspiration of the Nuka-Cola/Sunset Sarsaparilla rivalry
We should make 682 ingest the cola >:)
What's so bad about cake flooding the world?
1. Solving world hunger
2. It's cake
3. Finally no more of being late to the party and no more cake is left
4. It's cake
5. We can use cake as fuel
6. It's fucking cake
cakes go rotten, attracts diseases
Tats TopVideos but then it's destroyed meaning replacement
Alex Attack
it will still remain there. It will duplicate another clean one next to it, if it becomes damaged or rotten. x2
Tats TopVideos simple, get the everything tree and clone SCP-500 infinitely-ish
enjoy the food
Bonus: It even cures stomachaches :D
But I thought the cake was a dead meme.
can SCP-294 dispense semen? And if so, who's semen? Can you impregnate a woman with said semen? These are the REAL questions these people should be trying to answer.
"damnit joe did you impregnate Jenny with my sperm again? I told you not to do that, joe."
Gentleman "1 cup of Joe, please."
"Babe! We did it! You're gonna be a father!"
"I don't reme-"
"I wasn't talking to you, Bob. I was talking to SCP-294!"
That's probably where they get the semen to feed SCP-166...
That's what I was hoping they'd say it dispensed 😂
'A fruit that grows in your stomach and ultimately goes back up the throat and causes permanent damage to the body'
Object class: safe
I'm sorry what
The object classes are referring to the safety of containing the scp.
You have a point
+Toaster it should also contain the danger level to humans XD (My opinion anyway)
Imagine if you eat a watermelon from that
Compared to Keter class objects it's pretty darn safe haha As long as there aren't more of these trees out there. Assuming it is completely contained.
I literally love how SCP entries are most of the time unsettling or strange, but then there’s something like SCP-2941 which is just a well thought-out shitpost on the SCP wiki.
"You are a hideous cube"
I am ZeDerp who likes to make fun of people i srry
Why thank you good sir
Take that back
I love this
"You Should Be Hurled Into The Trash"
Carefully follow these steps:
1. Pick up SCP-458
2. Open it
3. Turn it upside-down
4. Close your eyes and thing about nothing but pizza
5. Open your eyes to see thousands of pizzas on the floor...
6. _"holy shit..."_
RapidFireRocket 7: _NOMNOMNOM_
9. Repeat
@@dawnstarguard3322 13. eat scp 871 and 458's pizza
@@feara5738 15. north korean nuke destroys scp site
Imagine working at the SCP foundation and being told that your new job is to insult a melon every day.
Function 54 oh well better this then getting your legs ripped off or being slowly eaten by a monster would you complain
I came here to get my legs ripped off and they told me I have to insult a melon
Well now I know what to say if an eggplant starts talking, an apple starts pleasuring it’s self by rolling around, and if a melon asks if it’s round or not.
Yoshimiester 507 the sad yoshi well they never mention what to do with the cantolupe
Warning this video contains:
scary food noises
yep im literally pissing my self by hearing scary food noises
XD
*rubs knife aggresively*
You mean like the noise of Rice Krispies when you pour in the milk?
OH NO ITS SO SPOOFY
"You are a hideous cube." Savage.
Ooh whatcha saaaaay?
Toxic Kitten So mean
All that you only ment welll
Toxic Kitten Well of course u did Mmmm whatcha sayyyy
You are a visibly unattractive tetrahedron
"you should be hurled into the trash"
A hideous cube? More like belongs in the trash!
(G)old
The cake isnt a lie!!
i like how most of these are considered euclid or safe until you get to number 1.
so we have high class individuals paid top dollar to insult fruits so they dont consume the planet😂
*YOU ARE A HIDEOUS CUBE*
Hey Tats TopVideos, could you make a list of top friendliest scps?
Thanks
Well we are covering Pet SCPS, so that could probably cover them quite well
Like the eyepods or scp 999?
and will it use sfm?
yeah like the eyepods. Though since there is no model of SCP-999 and the eyepods, I'll need to recreate the entire models from scratch in 3ds max. I have made several SCP Models before, for my SCP videos. Including:
SCP-015
SCP-038
SCP-058
SCP-079
SCP-107
SCP-156
SCP-261
SCP-280
SCP-354
SCP-377
SCP-398
SCP-401
SCP-643
SCP-975
SCP-1335
SCP-1354
SCP-1863
SCP-1916
SCP-2059
SCP-2244
Woah, you guys are amazing!
TheLapisFreak
thanks. I only have the team do narrations for me for SCPS.
But I do all the SCP Animations and creation of the models myself. A lot of work for a girl to do lol XD
So in other words, if SCP-871 is left unchecked the world will be overrun by cakes?
That’s my kind of apocalypse.
12 hours until the annual splurge begins.
Cakes are harmless why the world becomes unhabitable in 80 days
@@gokhanbaysal96 there would no ability to move, get water, and at some point breath.
Not as long as I'm around .... I'm happy to keep the cake population to a easier to maintain amount .. and I'll do it for regular coffee refills and a comfy chair .
(cola bottle that makes you die if you drink it)
Object Class: Safe
Seems legit
Well it's not gonna force you to drink it.
Safe refers to the ease with which it can be contained. As the bottle is only lethal when drunk, it can be easily contained.
It can be contain easy
That will be another way if that coke can destroy wall,killing,or cost human race disappear
To all the comments I reply: Touché
+Jakeyy One of my favorite quote relating to that was , "Just because it's classified as safe does not mean you can eat the flesh dissolving candy."
An eggplant saying "Hoo, boo I love you". Lmao
_OliveU2 _ lol
I am amazed grandmas candy dish hasn't sent more grandkids to the hospital.
I can imagine the damn thing's voice, lmao
@KaigamerTV having dinner with an eggplant.
🍆🍑
Poor 2941s :(
They're just happy fruits and veggies that get berated constantly. Especially apple, that's no way to live
Talia Starlight Is it because they grow too much?
@Talia Starlight Why not just kill and incinerate the fruit.
Mathew Perkins The SCP Foundation is not GOG.
Nah I'm complementing the fruit
Just put the annoying orange in each chamber
Something just popped in my head I thought scp ment
*S* uper
*C* lasifyed
*P* roducts
S uck
C ock
P enis
S eduction
C oitus
P regnancy
True
S uper
C rappy
P uns
S oppy
C oppy
P oppy
They are verbally abusing the Veggie Tales crew!!! For shame!
Pietro Lucchese Veggie Tales had fruits too.
Now we have vegans and megans lol
It's hard enough trying to peel an orange when it isn't trying to overthrow the bourgeois.
Tats uploaded a new video? Funny, I don't see a blue moon.
Lol I'm dying haha no
i don't see any pigs flying either
i dont see any baby pigeons either
i can not see, I'm legally blind!
Well, hasn't this comment section become full of puns?
Study those fortune cookies to try to read them without cracking, see if the same cookie changes with people.
If it does it either predicts or is convoluted. But if it doesn’t, it most certainly causes
"Join SCP, we have a SCP that makes Infinite Pizza."
...
*WHERE DO I SIGN UP??*
The biggest crime with that SCP is that the fundation did experiments trying to destroy the Pizza Box. Whoever authorized them should be suffocated by one of its pizzas.
Obese people:
You guys are getting payed?
Imma join just because 294
I feel bad for the 2491's I don't think I could talk down to such a beautifully round melon. I bet Mr.Lie would be good at keeping them in line.
SCP 079 would do a good job if you told him they were humans
"You wished for a slice of pizza?!?!"
"Yeah, but I totally regenerates."
A GODDAMN HOUR FOR SOME FUCKEN SUPERNATURAL FOOD
(im making a joke i love you tats ;3)
Preußische Soldat i know the last word in your name means soldier in German. what does Preußische mean?
LordZ1337 and MasterR2318 the comment is older but it means Prussian Soldier
The organ fruit tree wouldn't be so bad if it's blueberries
Watermelons though.......
tristan vinglansky or pumpkins
I'm just glad there are no pinapals
tristan vinglansky or bread fruit
Or even durian, oh God that would hurt so Damn bad, might even kill.
@@clawyraptor9029 Imagine having to regurgitate the worlds largest pumpkin. I googled worlds largest fruit and the wikipedia article about it says the 2016 worlds largest pumpkin was in Belgium and weighs 1,190.5 kilograms (2,625 lb) grown by Mathias Willemijns
"You're a hideous cube" I laughed
the fact that the staff are so chill about SCP-377 and that the D-Personnel can just take one is really funny to me for some reason
We can be killed by a multiplying cake...?
I was thinking the same thing. THE CAKEPOCALYPSE! What a delicious way for the world to end.
Indeed it would be a great way to die
Yea I'm thinking "Why can't we just eat our way out?"
+Ty Dunneman diabeetus
Ty Dunneman drowing
LET THOSE FRUITS GROW! THEY'RE GOOD, SWEET BOYS THAT HAVE DONE NOTHING WRONG
Requesting termination of Fhantomhed
@@moistman6302,termination authorized.
Bullied sentient fruits. lmao
*produce becomes sentient*
SCP Foundation: “Lets take these mfs down a notch”
It would be interesting to see a watermelon grow from a tree.
SCP-757
it'll be interesting to try a blueberry from it. It's not large enough to cause tissue damage when regurgitate.
Zyph_Legend It would look like a hideous cube
It really would be a hideous cube.
Zyph_Legend That would mean you'd have to throw up an entire watermelon every week if you were to eat it though. Just saying.
Demoralize the fruit to stop it from growing.
okay
**shows scp-2941-3 minecraft melon** this is you.
scp-2941-3: **sad melon noises**
You could say he's a little... MELONcholily!
This s comedy gold
There are stone dolls that break necks,giant slenderman torsos,a leviathan the size of continents,spheres that destroy all matter, plague doctors,a rotting old man,the Rakes half cousin,shadow Sasquatch,leaky possessed masks,staircase with a face,killer dummy,zombie giant crocodile dog,Cain and Abel,GOD HIMSLEF,and we have a box of fortune cookies.....yeah,
*spooky food*
What about the giant angel guarding the gate at the Tigris and Euphrates river?
Exactly
Tiny snails that breath fire
The pizza one is alright. If it existed, no one would have to pay for pizza all the time.
Government wouldn't let people have it unless the pay for it lol
SRRN Insect I guess so but still, it would be fantastic for that box to make any pizza you desire at any time and if it boosts morale, it could make us have better self esteem
I guess if you had it you wouldnt share it.
I don't think the pizza box's morale boosting is an anomalous aspect. If you went into any job and offered people free pizza morale would increase because free stuff is cool, but free pizza is cooler.
Yup, we need SCP-458 in real life!
Brb, demoralizing the fruit again.
that sounds like an innuendo
Gotta tell the watermelon that it is both hideous and a cube again.
Dawg your audio is lit. Its so bass - y it rubbles my headphones like craY
So basically SCP-261 is a vending machine that can give us any candy or snack. But also candy from other planets or dimensions which might or might not be edible for us depending on the composition of the species or planet the candy originates from. Awesome
I hate SCP Wiki, because I easily start reading article after article, without realizing how much time passed by.
Just read it whenever and set an alarm so you don't waist too much time ;)
what if the page itself is an scp?
+UnLucky Catfish what if scp was an scp O_o
xXTNTDudeXx yeah! Scp *insert number here*
Makes the user addicted to scps for a time xD
+UnLucky Catfish scp number= -1
Made sure to chug down my root beer before watching
cause i like root beer O3O
root beer ftw!!
Same
As do I.
I was drinking root beer while watching this
i like root beer but i was drinking dr. pepper before this... :( im sad now
Imagine being the fella in charge of bullying vegetables
How pathetic
the horror version of sausage party
I was thinking the same thing
So... Sausage Party?
+Kemonokami exactly.
The ending of sausage party was a horror story itself
The good version of Sausage Party.
Doctor: You have 53 minutes to live
Me: *watches this*
Blair St. Clair yes..now all I can see is Weiss in some "saw" scene getting out her phone and watching this...it's fucking beautiful
Caitlin Aster this was 53 minutes? Dang
I'm assuming the pomegranate arils were based off the Greek mythological story of Persephone's curse to stay in the underworld for autumn and winter? stay in the underworld at the start of fall=death, until spring when Persephone's flowers bloom and the person is reanimated
I love how some of these SCPs can defy Thanos’ logic. “This Universe is finite, it’s resources finite.” 😂
YOU ARE A HIDEOUS CUBE
ouch, that hurt you know
T-T
+star Cole now you have to keep me away from all coke i mite mistake that reguler coke
+stamgZane Butts I just drank some. It may or may not be normal.
Kinsey Palmer watermelon:;-;
Feel sad for SCP-2941, get demoralized everytime
T -4-85 :(
Melon: -"Do you like my roundness?" 😉
Personel: -"You're a hideous cube"
Melon: ☹
Someone once said “The foundation is cold, but not cruel.” Given they put taxpayer money into bullying fruit, I now doubt that.
The animations are the icing in the cake. Really well done Tats :D
How do they make them
The guys who contain 871 must have the best job, eating cake every day!
Edit: Thanks for the heart, man!
DogeBlox oof
They don't have to do it every day. I'm sure they rotate slaves. Dunno why they specifically use D class though pretty sure anyone would love to eat cake unless they think its a lie.
Enjoy cake bu not one everyday
A Pizza box that can get me any type of Pizza I want? Infinite cake? That sounds AWESOME!!!!!
it would be good but if you had those you would only eat pizza and cake which may result in diabetes
+george kal IT WAS WOORRRTTTHHH IT!
+Cthulhu Because Why Not End world hunger is real
Our Lords,the savior, Lord Pizza and Lord Cake
mmmm yeah but sadly nothing like that can exist *pain intensifies*
+george kal Well in that case SCP 500 exists.
Haha
*Walks up to a banana*
"You're Trash"
Banana: Nani!
imagine having to regurgitate a pineapple. sounds bloody ripper(badum tsst)
Table by lots of blood and pain and death. (if it wouldn't bother u could u subscribe to be please? PS do it or I'll make u regurgitate scp 296. pps this is an obvious bad joke)
***** danm it. Can't fault a guy for trying
***** unrelated question is it possible to experience recurring nightmare from scps?
+Mr master ranter Such instances of this behavior is normal to some being that the main thing of which an SCP stalks it's prey or reduces the subjects morale and or mentality, such as the bell, if your talking about how some SCPs give you nightmares that reoccur daily or occasionally, then this is normal, being that there are some interesting and rather frightening SCPs out there.
shadowblade32131 thanks man 4 the advice ( its scp 096)
I love how even a highly advanced organization can't remove a fortune without breaking the cookie
Gamerkiwi and I've managed that myself so that says even more about them
"the toppings must be edible by normal human standards"
so no pineapple then?
the last of the shpee's aye, I agree
the last of the shpee's I fucking love pineapple on pizza
Donald Moisant over react much
Yes.
the last of the shpee's LOL
I knew they were real, everyone told me that I was wrong, but now I know. scp-2941's are the veggie tales characters!
I love you guys so goddamn much. More SCP goodness please.
the pomegranate arils are based off greek mythology.
Wow, first time being liked by the poster of a video, thanks
Dihydrogen Monoxide \(°-°)/ good job m8
From which myth?
@@DemonSlayingFootball5208 Persephone's marriage to Hades, and the reason we have cold winters where plants won't grow.
"By eating a few pomegranate seeds, Persephone tied herself to Hades-the pomegranate being a symbol of the indissolubility of marriage. Inconsolable at the loss of her daughter, the corn goddess Demeter prevented the earth from bearing fruit unless she saw her daughter again."
"Wow, you work at the Foundation? What do you do?"
"I am professionally mean to produce."
i get scp is fake and all, but good job on staying secret
*slow clap*
ComradeAlice Cascadia!!!!
It's too bad, we are gonna raid the scp foundation after raiding area 51
Leo Neil Tirol their class A amnestetics are nothing!
So 15 are the pomegranate seeds Hades offered to Persephone. The dates listed coincides with the times Persephone is either on Earth or in the Underworld
cake respawn managment must be the best job ever
Spawn Camping cake is definitely the best job. Well except maybe being the people eating infinite personalized pizza.
Unless the cake is pretty crap, then it’ll be terrible to be forced to eat a shitty cake
I love how SCP-377 is just kept in the break room. Most lax containment of an SCP.
Remember you can only have one cookie only one every 48hrs
@@robertbennett2796 yesh but even the infinity pizza and the phone that teleports any food to you are contained
@@SpiffoGaming
The Pizza is free to take for personnel, the delivery menu (not a phone) takes meat from actually endangered species contributing to their extinction. Did you watch a different video?
At first I was like "pass the SCP-207" but by the end I was like "nevermind"
(not funny)
OldleEoch™ they were just saying what they said wasn't a funny joke
No sleeping or resting? PASS IT OVER!
"You are a hideous cube." lol 10/10 best insult ever