The Christmas Special Where Tim Heidecker Became Immortal
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- Опубліковано 1 гру 2024
- Talking about a Christmas special that I enjoyed
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season 13 episode 9
Gregg turkington, Tim heidecker
Construction workers on the hei ranch struck a sewerage main, and Tim thought it would be a good idea to start drinking it to boost immortality. An absolute lunatic. Love this show.
I'm sorry but this misinfo needs to be corrected. Tim KNEW it would be a good idea. and it was. DKR ARE BACK BACBYYYY!
Of course the Greg list of movies are the most absurd Christmas movies ever LOL. The fact that he put Christmas Story 2 and not the original was a nice touch
lest we forget tim survived... grain water is real and i drink it every day 👍thank you tim
Thanks buddy, I never saw this special so appreciate the breakdown 👍
I wanna share my HeiNetwork account with everyone but I don't trust nobody not to fuck me over with the CC and Email deets XD It's absolutely worth the entry fee if you can do it without letting your kids/pets/self starve tho. Like its not, ill go hungry this week, good. But it almost is.
This special kind of reminded me of those old magic shows they used to air on CBS/NBC, that were "live" and usually ended in some huge death-defying stunt at the end.
“every day, a couple thips”
Did you see Dekkar is back without Tim and a diss track calling him the Devil? Drama in the on cinema universe
GREAT VIDEO.
Tim is the Kwisatz Haderach.
I’m really thirsty. You got any GW put back in storage?
grain water = gold rain = golden shower = human pee
A channel about comedy with the voiceover of a severely depressed person? Wow, comedy gold…
I stopped using my real voice though because I actually was depressed, so… new content coming in different styles either way whether you like it or not, pal. I love you.
Really now? Grow up dude
The last thing I saw was the Zero Hour Oscar Special. Can someone give me a run down how we got from there to now with Tim's teeth and all?
i might be a little off, but here's how I remember it. Tim got the show back from the Delgato's after buying their Holding's company (which was bankrupt), and inherited their debt. Hiring several un-qualified people as his board members, he drove the remainder of it into deeper debt until he had to dissolve and file for chapter 11. Afterwards, he founded the HEI network, which is how the show is funded now. Along with the HEI network, tim bought a bunch of useless land, which he calls the HEI ranch. When he was surveying for water, he discovered a sewer line, which had been tainted with ground pollution (trace particles of lithium), and thought it was miracle water. After his went on social media, bragging about his discovery of Lithium, he was approached by a strange and shady company, Amato Group. the Amato group puts more money into the HEI network, and gradually begins to take over, while convincing Tim that he is still in control, while in reality, they are surveying for more Lithium on the HEI ranch, and tearing up the ground.
The teeth are from a bad car accident earlier in the season, in which Tim and the Dekkar boys were flung from Greg's tour bus after Tim swerved off the road to kill himself from shame and stress after his latest Dekkar gig failed.
im probably off, and im skipping, but that's how I interpreted the series up to this point
I think his teeth were knocked out during a car crash that happened when tim fell asleep at the wheel of Greggs open roof tour bus the mobile vhs museum
I love how the Grain Water graphic just looks like piss. I truly hope Tim unlocks the key to immortality someday. It is possible, but something socialized Obamacare doesn't want you to know about.
What happened to Tim's teeth?
@@Therealbigmonster I thought he had to get dentures due to buying a bro'oche
Side effect of trying to kill your bandmates.
@@ArtVandelayOfficial better numb them gums
Holy shit he DOES have a bro'oche. Do you think that was intentional? Damn Tim is a genius
Godfrey Daniels!
Dang, Tim has lost quite a bit of weight here.
Grain water is nature’s Ozempic!
Of course Gregg picks the worst sequels and romcom Christmas films for his list lmao
What do you talking about "none of this had to happen" In fact I disagree & the facts of the matter are that Tim is an entire country to save which is our country AMERICA and that this is a process saving the world is not so simple as just ignoring grain water. He had to drink and promote grain water. If you have not already known take a look at the food pyramid and what's up top yes that's right grain.