Tips from the ER: Gunshot Wounds

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  • Опубліковано 1 чер 2021
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  • @whippethacreem7299
    @whippethacreem7299 3 роки тому +18531

    "If you've been shot by a bullet, relax"
    * Bleeds out calmly *

  • @whatahwatwhaat
    @whatahwatwhaat 3 роки тому +14382

    “If you’ve just been shot by a bullet, relax”
    *dies **-painfully-** calmly*

    • @faze_kevin1889
      @faze_kevin1889 3 роки тому +40

      lol

    • @pddautz1615
      @pddautz1615 3 роки тому +136

      Ah yes i got sniped im realy relaxed rn

    • @KQJ_Diya007
      @KQJ_Diya007 3 роки тому +20

      🤣🤣🤣💀💀

    • @whatahwatwhaat
      @whatahwatwhaat 3 роки тому +21

      @@pddautz1615 yes, me aswell

    • @11drop
      @11drop 3 роки тому +10

      i would like, but its at 669 so i legally cant

  • @Alaskan_Jake
    @Alaskan_Jake 2 роки тому +1180

    “Hurry, he’s got a GSW!”
    “Wait a GSW? You mean gunshot wound?”
    “YES!”
    “But GSW takes longer to say so why not just say gunshot wound?”
    “I didn’t go through 8+ years of med school to call it a ‘gunshot wound’ OK??!!!”

    • @SilverStarHeggisist
      @SilverStarHeggisist Рік тому +27

      The year is 2035, verbal communication no longer exists. All communication is via IM

    • @elenaflores1774
      @elenaflores1774 Рік тому +44

      it might be for simpler written reports, or to keep people around from panicking if they hear "gunshot"

    • @janhurst544
      @janhurst544 Рік тому +9

      @@elenaflores1774 that does make sense but at least when speaking... Gunshot wounds and GSW have the same number of syllables so it's just odd and funny. But yeah the consistency to written reports might be worth it

    • @christianschwarz4037
      @christianschwarz4037 Рік тому +15

      How do you Count syllables? Gun-shot-wound 3 and Dji-Es-du-bell-you 5

    • @rhov-anion
      @rhov-anion Рік тому +6

      I for one fully support calling the letter W "we." We already have Bee, Cee, Dee, Gee, Tee.... Wee! GeeEssWee.

  • @rylees3413
    @rylees3413 2 роки тому +143

    "if you've been been shot by a bullet relax!"
    Me just chilling in my blood puddle

  • @aspyralyx
    @aspyralyx 3 роки тому +8665

    Him: "if you've got shot in the arm or leg, NICE"
    *_smiles like he did it_*

    • @lunasea4309
      @lunasea4309 3 роки тому +23

      😂

    • @accelerator3807
      @accelerator3807 3 роки тому +93

      Dies from a severed femoral artery.

    • @alecr6603
      @alecr6603 3 роки тому +32

      @@accelerator3807 lmao fr that’s where the squirty bois are😂🤣

    • @saltlife8221
      @saltlife8221 3 роки тому +14

      I mean unless you hit the big squirty Bois then you'll bled out in a minute or two.

    • @nnnrr7219
      @nnnrr7219 3 роки тому +1

      Bahaha

  • @flakycroissant9349
    @flakycroissant9349 3 роки тому +7511

    “If you were shot in the arm or leg, nice!”
    My femoral artery: *Am I a joke to you?*

    • @joshuaappleby6
      @joshuaappleby6 3 роки тому +367

      This is why the police don't aim for the legs. You can bleed out in minutes. Its a serious wound.

    • @stk3007
      @stk3007 3 роки тому +706

      @@joshuaappleby6 Police don't aim for the legs because aiming center mass has the highest probability of stopping the threat with the lowest probability of missing the target. If you're being shot at by police the severity of your wound is the least of their worries.

    • @robertacalladine9258
      @robertacalladine9258 3 роки тому +72

      @@stk3007 well yeah but it's saying the far left/biden saying shoot them in the leg is dumb

    • @QuantumDivinity
      @QuantumDivinity 3 роки тому +21

      @@stk3007 ummmm....... I’m pretty sure in 99.9% of “getting shot at” scenarios this moment and wound is priority above all else

    • @Stop_Infanticide
      @Stop_Infanticide 3 роки тому +17

      That shot doesn't count... 5 seconds is not enough time to call 911 or apply a torniqkit. You'll still be frozen in shock when you pass away.

  • @SallyThatGirl
    @SallyThatGirl 9 місяців тому +32

    You are brutally honest MuFKR!!!🤣

  • @caitlynmiller6662
    @caitlynmiller6662 2 роки тому +53

    I love how calmly and sarcastically he says everything.

  • @zerquil4352
    @zerquil4352 3 роки тому +12686

    ahh My favorite sentence of the day.. ''If you've been shot in the arms or legs.... NICE!''

    • @llyttine
      @llyttine 3 роки тому +162

      Yes i hear that every day without the If part

    • @zerquil4352
      @zerquil4352 3 роки тому +70

      @@llyttine holup-

    • @llyttine
      @llyttine 3 роки тому +31

      @@zerquil4352 yes?

    • @llyttine
      @llyttine 3 роки тому +32

      @@zerquil4352 i don't see any problems here

    • @zerquil4352
      @zerquil4352 3 роки тому +27

      @@llyttine I-

  • @kadesbutt2866
    @kadesbutt2866 3 роки тому +3988

    "if you've been shot in the face you're pretty fuCKED"
    Thank you 😂

    • @jaredruiz9344
      @jaredruiz9344 3 роки тому +21

      Thank you for what lmao, stating the obvious

    • @lonelinesshotline3500
      @lonelinesshotline3500 3 роки тому +12

      @@jaredruiz9344 reassuring us

    • @TheRealFDR
      @TheRealFDR 3 роки тому +9

      Tell that to Simo Häyhä he took an explosive round to the face in the 40s and survived

    • @ThroneOfSalt
      @ThroneOfSalt 3 роки тому +5

      Technically he's kind of wrong because it's been proven that your face can be totally destroyed but as long at the brain wasn't damaged the person has a good chance of surviving.

    • @timinatorlp9524
      @timinatorlp9524 3 роки тому +1

      @@ThroneOfSalt I always hate it when people assume that Headshots are like always lethal and make your head explode. Like you said the brain is the only thing up there that you need to survive. There is a good chance of bullets being deflected or stoped by the thick bone structures in you face. Getting shot in the back of the head is quite a different story (More damage to the spinal cord and brain stem)

  • @emmaweber4778
    @emmaweber4778 2 роки тому +47

    “ I HAVE A GOLDEN STATE WARRIOR😭😭😭😭”

  • @ivegotnothin8561
    @ivegotnothin8561 2 роки тому +14

    "If you've been shot by a bullet relax,"
    Me violently bleeding calmly

  • @goofyfemboi
    @goofyfemboi 3 роки тому +7576

    "911 what's your emergency"
    "I'VE BEEN SHOT"
    "arms or legs"
    "YES"
    "NICE😊"
    "WHAT"
    (hangs up

    • @GoalieNinja03
      @GoalieNinja03 3 роки тому +14

      1

    • @parentalonion6552
      @parentalonion6552 3 роки тому +186

      if i was calling 911 after being shot in the arms or legs and hearing
      Nice you're gonna make it
      Would be strangely reassuring.

    • @scoper7897
      @scoper7897 3 роки тому +25

      @@parentalonion6552 still sadly not always. Depends which kind of bullet was used and how the wound was treated before help got there :-:

    • @someguy5944
      @someguy5944 3 роки тому +8

      @@parentalonion6552 yeah it would get some stress of at least

    • @burntchickennugget8142
      @burntchickennugget8142 3 роки тому +5

      "A person takes around three days to die from a shot to the gut"
      "Tteeh, she killed me Larry! She feckin' shot mi! Whowoulvefacking thought ofthat?!"

  • @friendlyneighborhoodasian
    @friendlyneighborhoodasian 3 роки тому +6880

    Nurse: “We have a patient with GSW!!!!”
    Random Patient: *“Aw yeah man, I love the Golden State Warriors.”*

  • @yondo2467
    @yondo2467 2 роки тому +5

    My great grandfather was shot in the face in WW1 and survived, his brother who also thought in the war had a bullet go through his chest and out his back , he also survived

  • @firestarter7274
    @firestarter7274 2 роки тому +12

    These are so funny, but Iearn so much at the same time. I feel like I remember these more then. 😂😂😂

  • @evs1360
    @evs1360 3 роки тому +2525

    This dude is the definition of repressed rage.

  • @sherine9033
    @sherine9033 3 роки тому +3798

    "if you've just been shot by a bullet, relax"
    Me while bleeding to death: *Tis but a scratch*

    • @thisnameistaken2364
      @thisnameistaken2364 3 роки тому +33

      A scratch!?

    • @sarcasm8007
      @sarcasm8007 3 роки тому +22

      To quote every character in romeo and juliet after a duel (except Mercutio for some reason):
      "Oh..."

    • @cuauhtemocmorisco3493
      @cuauhtemocmorisco3493 3 роки тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @shawnaleah454
      @shawnaleah454 3 роки тому +11

      😭😂 “I’ll bite ya legs off”

    • @user-eu3en4px3f
      @user-eu3en4px3f 3 роки тому +20

      *When you get the joke and you know you've gone way too far down the literature hole*

  • @MissSilver355
    @MissSilver355 2 роки тому +7

    Writers seeing these videos: *viciously taking notes*

    • @rzazos8
      @rzazos8 7 місяців тому

      LOL I am kinda a writer and I'm literally here because of that 💀

  • @hafsaadnan5034
    @hafsaadnan5034 2 роки тому +45

    *in ER*
    "ok so where did u say u got shot?"
    "......"
    "umm, sir where did u get shot?"
    "... C-crotch"
    "I'm afraid we'll have to follow procedures"

  • @glaxii1
    @glaxii1 3 роки тому +1562

    “If you’ve just been shot by a bullet, RELAX😆”
    Sir I don’t know if I would relax in that predicament.

    • @deergod8292
      @deergod8292 3 роки тому +31

      Freaking out puts you in even more danger.

    • @_Dacor
      @_Dacor 3 роки тому +11

      I've heard heroin is a possibility

    • @genejeffries2888
      @genejeffries2888 3 роки тому +10

      You may as well stay calm, its not like freaking out has ever helped anything... ever.
      And it just makes it that much harder for the people trying to help you.
      Besides, getting shot isn't that big of a deal... I just realized there is no one in my circle of friends that hasn't been shot at least once, me included. I'm sure that says something 🤔.
      Its not that big of a deal, you live, or you don't... is acting like a nitwit and crying like a bitch the way you want people to remember you?

    • @Cryptic_Diamond
      @Cryptic_Diamond 3 роки тому +14

      @@genejeffries2888 do you and your friends have like a gang initiation you have to get shot or something

    • @genejeffries2888
      @genejeffries2888 3 роки тому +9

      @@Cryptic_Diamond we're all retired law enforcement and military sf... so, kinda.

  • @friccle_
    @friccle_ 3 роки тому +2619

    Hes the most passive aggressive doctor ever

    • @coni7392
      @coni7392 3 роки тому +8

      Like most I’ve met

    • @adrianagflores5587
      @adrianagflores5587 3 роки тому +53

      He’s not a DR. He said it himself. He’s a nurse or an E.R. Tech I can’t remember but he’s no DR.

    • @lunarstar7875
      @lunarstar7875 3 роки тому +16

      @@adrianagflores5587 He's an ER tech

    • @classified3752
      @classified3752 3 роки тому +5

      Jesus was crucified bore our sins in his body He rose from the dead in 3 days according to trust Him and gain eternal life without Him ur eternaly los

    • @martinstain8266
      @martinstain8266 2 роки тому +2

      He clearly look like he has had enough of people 🤣🤣

  • @jimlahey8053
    @jimlahey8053 2 роки тому +4

    “If you’ve been shot by a bullet, relax”
    *relaxes*
    “How did you get shot?”
    *panics*

  • @hamtrak_p42dcamtrak67
    @hamtrak_p42dcamtrak67 2 роки тому +3

    Shotguns, “IM about to end this man’s whole career.”

  • @dronestrikeboi3217
    @dronestrikeboi3217 3 роки тому +2161

    “If you’ve been shot in the arms or the legs, nice! Your gonna make it”

    • @InsertName69
      @InsertName69 3 роки тому +24

      You’re*

    • @GoatyGoatson
      @GoatyGoatson 3 роки тому +8

      And I thought his grammar was good

    • @jasonm238
      @jasonm238 3 роки тому +72

      Unless it hits that massive artery in your thigh

    • @nicholashe1198
      @nicholashe1198 3 роки тому +40

      Femoral artery be like ima just drain all of your blood into your leg foot mind meeee

    • @LadyRad2000
      @LadyRad2000 3 роки тому +5

      @@jasonm238 yep no tourniquet equals not nice.

  • @wideawakeanimal1
    @wideawakeanimal1 3 роки тому +2624

    “As we like to call it GSW”
    Me: Golden State Warriors
    Him: Gun Shot Wounds
    Me: oh yeah, Gun Shot Wounds

    • @Dendoi_
      @Dendoi_ 3 роки тому +13

      If I heard the acronym GSW I'd first think of Golden Shower

    • @agentbean331
      @agentbean331 3 роки тому

      I thought of that 😂

    • @nicoboero15
      @nicoboero15 3 роки тому +6

      Golden State Warriors and he wont make me change my mind

    • @nerdynurgle7777
      @nerdynurgle7777 3 роки тому +7

      Ironically, saying GSW has 2 more syllables that saying gun shot wound

    • @oliver-04
      @oliver-04 3 роки тому

      Bruh he said it before

  • @jaskitanbains3551
    @jaskitanbains3551 2 роки тому +3

    I’ve never found learning so enjoyable. As student nurse you should make more content. All love here!!! You’re amazing!!

  • @maryhiatt808
    @maryhiatt808 2 роки тому +3

    You are so so funny!! So many nurses and medical staff can totally relate to your explanations of procedures.

  • @RyujiJames
    @RyujiJames 2 роки тому +6840

    "If youve just been shot by a bullet, RELAX!"
    Yeah, I don't like where this is going.

    • @Kyletheskulldude7
      @Kyletheskulldude7 2 роки тому +161

      He has a point though, panicking can send you into shock and can reduce your chances of surviving

    • @denimadept
      @denimadept 2 роки тому +14

      I didn't know bullets sent themselves. I've got a box of those. Guess I better be nice to them.

    • @bakbak4960
      @bakbak4960 2 роки тому +4

      @@denimadept not bad 5/10

    • @novandrew
      @novandrew 2 роки тому +3

      @@Kyletheskulldude7 yeah being panic is bad, but if the doctors starts doin 3's is no better, aint it ?

    • @kristinafleischer6141
      @kristinafleischer6141 2 роки тому +4

      Panicking can make things worse but this whole skit is unprofessional as well as not accurate.

  • @JxyWock
    @JxyWock 2 роки тому +4143

    I LOVE how calm and aggressive he is at the same time

    • @yessum15
      @yessum15 2 роки тому +49

      I'd walk into the light just so his annoying ass could lose a patient.

    • @NotIssho
      @NotIssho 2 роки тому +1

      Yes

    • @rarelyuse4107
      @rarelyuse4107 2 роки тому +10

      Really? I hate it

    • @bluebazzongers5399
      @bluebazzongers5399 2 роки тому +5

      Guys hes not a real doctor-

    • @imsorryyoutube6774
      @imsorryyoutube6774 2 роки тому +14

      I fucking hate it. It's pretentious as hell. If he talked down to me like that when I was getting care I'd be leaving the hospital in a squad car. This attitude is so common among nurses and I've dealt with so many of them being rude for no reason but most of them are women so I can't put them in their place. Always the small ones talking like this cuz they've never been punched in the face. Dont give me the keyboard warrior shit, any average size male who's been in 1 fight could really hurt this dude

  • @lol-nk7ck
    @lol-nk7ck 2 роки тому +8

    “GSW” i knew steph was the greatest shooter, nba and guns.

  • @gustavosousa8966
    @gustavosousa8966 2 роки тому +6

    "Tips from the ER"
    Brought to you by: The Joker

  • @whatsgood9433
    @whatsgood9433 3 роки тому +724

    I've never been so scared of someone saying Goodluck

    • @zombieshadow3606
      @zombieshadow3606 3 роки тому +10

      *confused screaming*

    • @yrxmagnum1441
      @yrxmagnum1441 3 роки тому

      @@zombieshadow3606 I’m hearing gunshots while watching this video.😬

  • @MalibuWaGOON
    @MalibuWaGOON 3 роки тому +712

    "Just stick a thumb in it" - Scott 'Kentucky Ballistics'

    • @123chopperboy
      @123chopperboy 3 роки тому +33

      I was scrolling looking to see if anyone mentioned it. But yeah don’t fuck with ammo that’s not off the shelf or reloaded by YOURSELF.

    • @eeee3029
      @eeee3029 3 роки тому +48

      The Kentucky thumb needs to be a sex position

    • @bobtehdinosaur
      @bobtehdinosaur 3 роки тому +15

      Scott's thumb could destroy a whole planet with little effort.

    • @tylerostrander7356
      @tylerostrander7356 3 роки тому +1

      lol

    • @AbbiLayton
      @AbbiLayton 3 роки тому +1

      Ew😂

  • @CMC5070
    @CMC5070 Рік тому +1

    I don’t know why but when you say “MF” in your video it just cracks me up. Love your videos, you are truly hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @Wilebane
    @Wilebane 2 роки тому +2

    Short, simple, straight to the point. Helpful info.

  • @ParkS9321
    @ParkS9321 3 роки тому +704

    I want him to explain childbirth 😂

    • @cynthiaotito8697
      @cynthiaotito8697 3 роки тому +22

      He can't do that really. Lots of potential to be termed mean and insensitive since he has never gone through it.

    • @theqdie
      @theqdie 3 роки тому +48

      @@cynthiaotito8697 You don’t need go through childbirth to describe it thousands of mammals do it including humans

    • @cynthiaotito8697
      @cynthiaotito8697 3 роки тому +11

      @@theqdie like I said, some people may take it the wrong way, myself not included. I just explained why it would be safer for a man to avoid talking sarcastically about childbirth. It's a touchy subject for some.

    • @backwash69777
      @backwash69777 3 роки тому +15

      Extremely touchy for women who deal with complications, had a loss, dealing with postpartum depression and other things. It's pretty much walking on a rickety bridge camouflaged with land mines, trip wire grenades and hidden pitfalls. You won't make it to the other side, this type of thing is best left untouched.

    • @theqdie
      @theqdie 3 роки тому +14

      @@backwash69777 It’s just childbirth women need to get over themselves if that’s really the issue😐

  • @deeflapigan2438
    @deeflapigan2438 2 роки тому +3657

    “If you’ve just been shot in the face, you’re pretty fucked” yeah very reassuring thank you

    • @nighthare19
      @nighthare19 2 роки тому +42

      It's the truth

    • @paolob.5667
      @paolob.5667 2 роки тому +17

      Well, it would be astounding if you manage to get to the ER

    • @playfulpanthress
      @playfulpanthress 2 роки тому +22

      @@paolob.5667Maybe. Small caliber can be survived. Especially if it's the nose or mouth. Had a guy that tried to commit suicide with a shotgun but just blew his face off. Now he just wishes he died.

    • @josuegarcia5587
      @josuegarcia5587 2 роки тому +23

      @@playfulpanthress pretty sure he also wanted to die before

    • @superJK92
      @superJK92 2 роки тому +2

      If is in you gum in your mouth may be ok but I am not a doctor

  • @jmacm2127
    @jmacm2127 2 роки тому +3

    This is the most calm death sentence anybody has ever received from a doctor

  • @commonsense5555
    @commonsense5555 9 місяців тому +4

    A lot of patients from my experience are well aware of if they're about to die or not, something in us just knows.

  • @TakuTheDouchebag
    @TakuTheDouchebag 2 роки тому +1852

    “If you just been shot in the face, you’re pretty fucked” HAD ME DYING INSIDE 😂 💀

    • @adspence23
      @adspence23 2 роки тому +3

      Same 😂

    • @dnc2115
      @dnc2115 2 роки тому +3

      Sames 😂😂

    • @brandybender4763
      @brandybender4763 2 роки тому +15

      Not everyone who gets shot in the face/head dies from it.
      I have a friend who was shot in the face with a shotgun. He lost an eye, has had multiple surgeries, but he's still kick, and has regained complete function of every other part of his body, with the exception of that one left eye.
      It may not have been life ending, but it was life changing.

    • @exGio
      @exGio 2 роки тому

      @@brandybender4763 nobody said that you always die from it. Just that if you did get shot in the face, it'll fuck you up and it'll be hard to get help if you somehow haven't passed out

    • @Em_13_71
      @Em_13_71 2 роки тому

      My dad was shot in the face

  • @philiprivers669
    @philiprivers669 3 роки тому +436

    Love the way he said: "If you've just been shot by a bullet, relax."

    • @arturotroncoso3484
      @arturotroncoso3484 3 роки тому +2

      You better relax because the harder your heart pumps the faster you bleed out.

  • @Phenigma
    @Phenigma Рік тому +2

    This is what a future hospital self service computer screen will sound like when entering a hospital. "Select your medical problem."

  • @trexfoxbigmoney
    @trexfoxbigmoney 2 роки тому +92

    "we rip of your clothes"
    Wdym by that 🤨😳

    • @creativestarter
      @creativestarter 2 роки тому

      Usually cut or rib strip you naked to view the wound.

    • @Ms.Wndrlnd
      @Ms.Wndrlnd 2 роки тому +1

      @scriptr ……. Real ??? I can explain

    • @RR9sf
      @RR9sf 2 роки тому +4

      They like to get freaky

    • @u6uggg6hguiuggy
      @u6uggg6hguiuggy 2 роки тому +2

      I mean...48h shifts aren't too interesting.

    • @jimmyvalmer9245
      @jimmyvalmer9245 2 роки тому

      😏

  • @2ndpartycrasher954
    @2ndpartycrasher954 2 роки тому +1798

    Relaxing is actually a pretty good idea when bleeding out because the higher the heart rate from you being scared the more blood gets pumped and bleh

    • @GaamerGuyys
      @GaamerGuyys 2 роки тому +51

      I've never thought of that but that actually makes a lot of sense

    • @wifeoftheparty9839
      @wifeoftheparty9839 2 роки тому +21

      Yup and you'll go into shock.

    • @LogShaw1587
      @LogShaw1587 2 роки тому

      Yeah because I'll just remember not to care when I've just been FUCKING SHOT

    • @I_cReAtE_and_YoU_hAtE
      @I_cReAtE_and_YoU_hAtE 2 роки тому +2

      True

    • @rainuh5514
      @rainuh5514 2 роки тому +1

      Bleh blah bloh yay

  • @thesaltyspitoon6342
    @thesaltyspitoon6342 3 роки тому +662

    "NICE, I was shot in the arm and leg"
    *Top 10 sentences before death*

  • @Sarcastic.Toast01
    @Sarcastic.Toast01 2 роки тому +2

    “If you’ve just been shot with a bullet, Relax!” … gReAt

  • @R4Z4K1N
    @R4Z4K1N Рік тому +1

    Relax is probably the best advice for a gsw

  • @canadaball9777
    @canadaball9777 3 роки тому +2603

    The veins and arteries in my limbs: I'm not even here, I'm just an illusion.

    • @MB-yf1dl
      @MB-yf1dl 3 роки тому +66

      Yeah especially thigh

    • @canadaball9777
      @canadaball9777 3 роки тому +45

      @@MB-yf1dl also the thigh has your femur, pure pain

    • @canadaball9777
      @canadaball9777 3 роки тому +3

      @@criticalstrike2525 fellow canada, hello there

    • @po0rter373
      @po0rter373 3 роки тому +3

      pretty sure if u get show in one of your arteries youll know from the pain and blood or youll be dead before u know the difference anyways

    • @aj5172
      @aj5172 3 роки тому +7

      @@canadaball9777 !!!!! I snapped my femur 🦴 in half in a crash. The pain was out of this world.

  • @TheWebsOfCorruptionNeverFail
    @TheWebsOfCorruptionNeverFail 2 роки тому +3382

    This dude's demeanour is so jolly, probably because he was a medic in the Warhammer Universe.

    • @mrs.merrijaynes8042
      @mrs.merrijaynes8042 2 роки тому +16

      you forgot to mention the complimentary phone call to the police

    • @infernus42254
      @infernus42254 2 роки тому +5

      I think he's ready for explosives wounds now.

    • @NotQuiteEpic
      @NotQuiteEpic 2 роки тому +6

      No, this is normal after working in medicine, in general.

    • @Demilliafor
      @Demilliafor 2 роки тому +3

      He Must have Served During The Battle On Taranis...

    • @icewarrior8383
      @icewarrior8383 2 роки тому +3

      He’s def a fake doctor

  • @donrobinya6118
    @donrobinya6118 Рік тому

    This man full on tells you the honest truth.

  • @wiliam2239
    @wiliam2239 Рік тому +1

    This attitude at a hospital would be perfect. Brutal honesty is a good 💊

  • @sinvaas
    @sinvaas 3 роки тому +717

    Fun fact, the abbreviation for gunshot wound "GSW" is a syllable longer than just saying "gun shot wound"

    • @ericelm4724
      @ericelm4724 3 роки тому +37

      2

    • @iumdunno8219
      @iumdunno8219 3 роки тому +57

      they probably use it to not freak anybody else out

    • @Dolce.Banana
      @Dolce.Banana 3 роки тому +85

      I think it's because GSW is easier to write in forms, reports, charts etc

    • @marleylove510
      @marleylove510 3 роки тому +3

      @@Dolce.Banana
      I was thinking that as well 😊.

    • @juliancornejo1402
      @juliancornejo1402 3 роки тому

      Gee ess dub…. Same syllable count

  • @shuatock8216
    @shuatock8216 2 роки тому +829

    I love how he sounds like he’s saying “make sure you don’t get shot, mfer” like bro, I’m not tryyng

    • @rarelycold6618
      @rarelycold6618 2 роки тому +7

      Just don't live in St. Louis, Chicago, Baltimore.....you'll be fine

    • @GerhardMack
      @GerhardMack 2 роки тому +5

      @@rarelycold6618 Actually the top 5 states where you are most likely to die of a gunshot wound are Mississippi, Louisiana, Wyoming, Missouri and Alabama.
      Chicago and Baltimore only look bad because of their higher populations.

    • @rarelycold6618
      @rarelycold6618 2 роки тому

      @@GerhardMack St. Louis is #1, Baltimore is #2 and Chicago is #28 (give or take a few spots from the info I found). I look at homicide rates, not total homicides. None of the cities I mentioned are good in this area, nor should the three cities I listed be construed as an exhaustive list of......lovely places.

    • @rarelycold6618
      @rarelycold6618 2 роки тому +1

      @@GerhardMack I brought up cities and not states because not all places within a state are equal when it comes to criminality in general. City data is far more useful

    • @GerhardMack
      @GerhardMack 2 роки тому

      @@rarelycold6618 The trouble with going by Cities are that they often where more crimes happen only because there are more people there. The rates are often higher outside of cities.
      Best would be a listing of rates by town as well as city, but I don't know where to find that.

  • @smellybearc7411
    @smellybearc7411 9 місяців тому +2

    I think this guy just makes videos like these to vent his stress from the er

  • @Bottabuus
    @Bottabuus 2 роки тому

    I love how happy he is about this

  • @wiman3332
    @wiman3332 3 роки тому +839

    “Ive beem shot.” Dumbledore said calmly.

  • @GetTheFO
    @GetTheFO 3 роки тому +1117

    “If you’ve been shot in the arm or leg you’ll probably be fine!”
    * brachial and femoral arteries*
    “Allow us to introduce ourselves”

    • @jorinsides476
      @jorinsides476 3 роки тому +15

      Absolutely.

    • @jramirez114469
      @jramirez114469 3 роки тому +12

      Slap a TQ on it!

    • @harlow2x831
      @harlow2x831 3 роки тому +26

      I thinks it's all abt luck my uncle believe it or not was shot in the head once and survived and the a year later was shot in the back with a shotgun and survived. now he walks jumps and swims with my cousin and I just fine. just got to get lucky or not get shot.

    • @kendarr
      @kendarr 3 роки тому +12

      @@harlow2x831 is him from the mafia or something? Lol

    • @josephragosta89
      @josephragosta89 3 роки тому +13

      If you knew this much, then you obviously fucking knew that he meant you have a wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy higher chance of living after being shot in the legs and arms compared to anywhere else

  • @graceb7284
    @graceb7284 2 роки тому

    You are always so positive no matter what the topic of the video is 🤣🤣

  • @sharonluplow490
    @sharonluplow490 Рік тому

    YOU ARE THE BEST! I have been in the Health care field for almost 40 years and I love listening to your videos.

  • @ThePolecatProcess
    @ThePolecatProcess 3 роки тому +238

    "don't worry if you've been shot in the leg"
    Femoral Artery: "Am I a joke to you?"

    • @mackenzy.mp4
      @mackenzy.mp4 3 роки тому +5

      haha that’s exactly what i was thinking

    • @eanschaan9392
      @eanschaan9392 3 роки тому +10

      ... politicians and bullet wounds don't mi-- never mind. I can think of a few occasions they certainly did.

    • @dhairyasingh9783
      @dhairyasingh9783 3 роки тому

      Cooppppyy

    • @Platymapuss
      @Platymapuss 3 роки тому

      The femoral artery only comprises a small percentage of your leg...chances are it will be missed.

    • @Pugrug.
      @Pugrug. 3 роки тому

      @@Platymapuss obviously but it is quite large being that you use your legs more than anything and they are the strongest muscle group in the body, not only can certain rounds like hollow points flatten and increase radius that raises the chance of it being hit but fragmentation is massive from pistol calibers. Also it’s like in the very middle of the leg so it’s pretty easy to hit.

  • @bwentz08
    @bwentz08 3 роки тому +129

    I like that these are legit medical advice veiled as entertainment.

    • @InfernalBlizzard1715
      @InfernalBlizzard1715 3 роки тому

      Its really nice and memorable

    • @troyellis4242
      @troyellis4242 3 роки тому +2

      Not really good medical advice. He's got the qualifications of a nurse so 🤷‍♂️ Military members have more medical skills than this guy

    • @Jade--46
      @Jade--46 3 роки тому

      @@troyellis4242 what are they going to do? Do surgery while getting shot at this is basic medical knowledge

    • @troyellis4242
      @troyellis4242 3 роки тому +1

      @@Jade--46 not advise to be getting shot at during surgery but been there done that. You get shot in the chest you're still fine shot in the face? If you're still breathing you're more in the okay department.

    • @Jade--46
      @Jade--46 3 роки тому

      @@troyellis4242 no, that`s not how any of that works. unless your plate carrier catches that bullet. your team is getting your ass away from what ever just shot you so the active threat doesn`t see a person on the ground and keep shooting at you. also combat medics would never perform surgery. your open wounds would just get infected and they aren`t equiped to deal with that. the most they can do is perform first aid until they can get you to a field hospital. if you can prove me wrong im sorry

  • @nuk3luke693
    @nuk3luke693 2 роки тому +2

    The moment he said GSW I instantly thought Golden state Warriors

  • @ukkisragee9983
    @ukkisragee9983 2 роки тому

    I love how happy he sounds

  • @Scrimzy
    @Scrimzy 3 роки тому +705

    Him: "If you've just been shot by a bullet, Relax!"
    Person who's been shot: *Internal screaming*

  • @toonezon4836
    @toonezon4836 2 роки тому +114

    when my brother was in medschool, his hospital called gunshot wounds, "community induced led poisoning"

  • @sine-nomine7
    @sine-nomine7 Рік тому +1

    wow...this makes me feel much better.

  • @lilac9972
    @lilac9972 2 роки тому +2

    Not the emojis 😂😭✋

  • @sofiassynesthesia
    @sofiassynesthesia 3 роки тому +254

    "If you've been shot in the arm leg, NICE."
    Sir... I am concerned for you

  • @alphony_
    @alphony_ 3 роки тому +902

    “You’ll have a good chance of surviving this.”
    *smiles remembering this fact*
    “Oh you thought I was gonna shoot you in the arm and walk away!?”
    *Unloads mag into forehead*

    • @TheSoundtrackGuy6
      @TheSoundtrackGuy6 3 роки тому +7

      The correct usage of the term would usually be magazine but it really just matters what gun they’re using if its handgun theres a pretty good chance its a magazine

    • @alphony_
      @alphony_ 3 роки тому

      @@TheSoundtrackGuy6 i might just correct that now. I am not a gun enthusiast so eh

    • @hueyfreeman9727
      @hueyfreeman9727 3 роки тому

      This needs more likes

    • @BiloGadget
      @BiloGadget 2 роки тому

      @@alphony_ if it uses a spring loaded mechanism its a magazine. If it feeds through the gun completely and holds the bullets in place. its a clip

    • @alphony_
      @alphony_ 2 роки тому +5

      @@BiloGadget yes, now I have all the guns knowledge. Gonna go buy a couple bazookas and such

  • @LurksInBushes
    @LurksInBushes Рік тому

    These videos are life! I wear my hoodie every day at work, im a proud Healthcare worker! ❤ 🇨🇦

  • @SE45CX
    @SE45CX Рік тому

    I didn't knew this was such a positive topic.

  • @Sevgilicious
    @Sevgilicious 2 роки тому +816

    I love how he says “if you have just been shot by a bullet RELAX” ok if you say so

    • @crispi94
      @crispi94 2 роки тому +5

      Well yeah dude once shit gets real your body goes into survival mode....screaming will drain your body of critical energy and focus so of course ur best bet is to do everything u can to make it through

    • @sorrenblitz805
      @sorrenblitz805 2 роки тому +3

      Remaining calm is one of the first things you're taught to do in any emergency situation. Unfortunately adrenaline overloads and bleeding out causes the body to go "PANIC PANIC PANIC" despite your best efforts.

    • @daviddavid-pt7dv
      @daviddavid-pt7dv 2 роки тому +2

      Well you would be able to relax a few seconds after the bullet goes into you it will most feel like a pebble hitting you after those seconds the pain starts wich just feels like a wasp stinging you but the stinger goes deeper and deeper wich will set you into panic mode if you dont know what is happening but it would be hard

    • @toxinv
      @toxinv 2 роки тому +4

      *grabs a beer and sits down on the couch*

    • @5roundsrapid263
      @5roundsrapid263 2 роки тому +2

      If it’s a small caliber round, and hasn’t hit any major organs or the brain, you have a good chance of survival.

  • @BananaCabana3
    @BananaCabana3 3 роки тому +211

    “If you’ve been shot above the neck ur fucked” Lil Reese: hold my blunt

    • @praisematsolo6976
      @praisematsolo6976 3 роки тому +8

      Man had negotiations with death😭

    • @sybilreichlan6117
      @sybilreichlan6117 3 роки тому +17

      My grandfather was shot in the head in ww2 and survived. He died from a tornado over 30 years afterwards.

    • @zkcrisyee
      @zkcrisyee 3 роки тому +10

      @@sybilreichlan6117 Damn... A true hero and a survivor, yet mother nature is often without mercy. A tornado?! What are the chances...

    • @ezekielaimar7385
      @ezekielaimar7385 3 роки тому +3

      @@sybilreichlan6117 my cousin was shot in the corner of the eye right beside the nose basically and survived .. his face is disfigured now tho

    • @sybilreichlan6117
      @sybilreichlan6117 3 роки тому +2

      @Jamison yeah the British government did him dirty. Untreated PTSD but mental illness "didn't exist" back then.
      Man believed that the fair folk had caused ww2 as well.

  • @Mz.ScorpioSexy76
    @Mz.ScorpioSexy76 2 роки тому +1

    This Dude Is HILARIOUS 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @LikeWater425
    @LikeWater425 11 місяців тому

    Getting shot sucks. Thank you to the cops and firemen and doctors and all those awesome folks just doing their jobs. Biggest thank you to my mom😢😊. She packed my massive wounds 3 times a day for a month. The first four days was me screaming in agony while she pulled out all that gauze, then repacked. Was not a fun chapter in my life. Nothing cool at all about getting shot. But, I'm still here. Mom. I love you, you're the best.

  • @ghosty874
    @ghosty874 3 роки тому +421

    Movies: “someone gets shot in the head”
    “Tis just a mere flesh wound”

    • @arshibrahim3511
      @arshibrahim3511 3 роки тому +7

      A man of culture I see

    • @johangambleputty7658
      @johangambleputty7658 2 роки тому +4

      @@arshibrahim3511 Ni!

    • @gregorycooley2025
      @gregorycooley2025 2 роки тому +2

      Honestly if you know how to hold your cool and apply pressure to the GSW you might make it (I know this clause I was shot in the head)

    • @heatherjohnson6699
      @heatherjohnson6699 2 роки тому +2

      @@johangambleputty7658 a *_SHRUBBERY!!_*

    • @yeano2919
      @yeano2919 2 роки тому

      Brave sir robin

  • @alyssacashion1474
    @alyssacashion1474 2 роки тому +275

    How genuine he was when he said "anywhere above the neck really" I started choking 🤣

    • @Shoeats
      @Shoeats 2 роки тому

      Let me just oops am holding a 🔫 let me just oh 😐😐 oops

  • @kyuubi8564
    @kyuubi8564 Рік тому

    I love this guy he's hilarious and helpful

  • @Drizzy_Blue
    @Drizzy_Blue 7 місяців тому +1

    Bro just told me to relax like im supposed to sit there after being shot and say i love this

  • @toxicshadows2567
    @toxicshadows2567 2 роки тому +1253

    "I've just been shot in my hair. Am I OK?"

  • @jacobe9187
    @jacobe9187 2 роки тому +1110

    This is exactly what I’ve acknowledged myself, before seeing this short. Fairly straight forward information, with general knowledge of your body.

    • @textik5821
      @textik5821 2 роки тому

      Heck yeah

    • @BellicIV
      @BellicIV 2 роки тому +4

      Actually if shot in the right place in the legs, it can be be deadly

    • @dogmeat1490
      @dogmeat1490 2 роки тому +4

      @@BellicIV Any limb on your body that have important veins and such in them, are going to be vital. Of course being shot in the leg can be vital, but it can also be quite okay.

    • @itsahh8039
      @itsahh8039 2 роки тому

      Yea but in the moment I don’t think I want to hear these words

    • @george_speaks
      @george_speaks 2 роки тому

      @@BellicIV Absolutely...this is a typical doctor's answer to wounds they come in contact with way after the fact. It's kind of weird they don't actually know how to treat potentially fatal GSWs in the first 10 min...because they never see those cases.

  • @JasonJohnson.
    @JasonJohnson. Рік тому

    I love how he puts no sugar coating, just straight up

  • @megan1670
    @megan1670 Рік тому +1

    Thanks, really helped me.

  • @PedroMelo92
    @PedroMelo92 2 роки тому +1680

    "If you've just been shot by a bullet... Relax!" Lmao, just another regular situation for him

    • @thatstupidkidd7876
      @thatstupidkidd7876 2 роки тому +11

      It probably is lol but that's actually good advice because if you're calm your heart wont beat as fast

    • @charlesstevison9767
      @charlesstevison9767 2 роки тому +1

      Its still regularl 4 him which means he's not out there getting shot or shot at he don't know what it's like we don't want to have to relax we dont wont to get shot

    • @WillowX5
      @WillowX5 2 роки тому +1

      Seeing as hes not even remotely close to being a Dr, and he certainly has no military background, not to sure how you would think gunshot wounds would be a "regular situation" for him.

    • @fupalicious843
      @fupalicious843 2 роки тому

      @@WillowX5 yeah he was a healthcare assistant and they don’t go into surgery or the trauma area

    • @RowdyBoy82
      @RowdyBoy82 2 роки тому

      Clearly he's an elementary school teacher.

  • @Pythien
    @Pythien 3 роки тому +162

    Ive learned more from this guy then all my health classes combined.

    • @BreezyLady8191
      @BreezyLady8191 3 роки тому

      💯💯💯💯💯

    • @mikkihintikka7273
      @mikkihintikka7273 3 роки тому

      maybe you should have focused in those classes

    • @Pugrug.
      @Pugrug. 3 роки тому +1

      @@mikkihintikka7273 I know right, this is like the level below extremely basic information

    • @mikkihintikka7273
      @mikkihintikka7273 3 роки тому

      @@Pugrug. agree

  • @octoberschild3115
    @octoberschild3115 2 роки тому

    This man is Bloody Brilliant 👏👏👏👏

  • @training_for_the_service
    @training_for_the_service 9 місяців тому +1

    "I would much rather deal with a gun shot wound than a knife stab"
    Words from my instructor, thankfully never had to deal with both

  • @ibtgb2
    @ibtgb2 3 роки тому +419

    “GSW” has more syllables and takes longer to say than “gun shot wound”. I get that writing it is shorter but it’s just funny to me.

    • @stxrry.bobamilk
      @stxrry.bobamilk 3 роки тому +19

      It actually doesn't I counted the time, it took me 0.68 seconds to say GSW and 0.77 seconds to say gun shot wound. 👍

    • @stanpotter7764
      @stanpotter7764 3 роки тому +11

      These things are more often written than spoken.

    • @rhyslocke9619
      @rhyslocke9619 3 роки тому +7

      They both have 3 syllables... the time it takes to say the two may be different... but you need to clap out them syllables before you use that as the crux of your argument 🤣

    • @dingoeatyourbaby365
      @dingoeatyourbaby365 3 роки тому

      Same with www

    • @OriginalFro
      @OriginalFro 3 роки тому +39

      @@rhyslocke9619 W is the only letter that had more than one syllable. It has 3 duh-bull-yu. So GSW is 5 syllables. Gun-shot-wound is only 3.

  • @_lightless
    @_lightless 2 роки тому +16

    i love how GSW takes longer to say than "gunshot wound'

  • @B.a.z.z796
    @B.a.z.z796 2 роки тому

    This is the most passive-agressive guy and I love it

  • @queenmorton7750
    @queenmorton7750 Рік тому

    Me already rethink rethink my whole life hearing this guy

  • @kilian876
    @kilian876 2 роки тому +463

    “G S W” has more syllables than “Gun Shot Wound”

    • @EddieKings
      @EddieKings 2 роки тому +10

      Gee Es Dub

    • @muhammaddanial7509
      @muhammaddanial7509 2 роки тому +8

      Gee es double you

    • @jivenchy9372
      @jivenchy9372 2 роки тому +10

      Golden state warriors

    • @kilian876
      @kilian876 2 роки тому +14

      @InuSakuraKage Nope ... w is 3 syllables -> dou ble u ...
      so it is "g s dou ble u" = 5 syllables... which is more than "gun shot wound" = 3 syllables

    • @jonboy9734
      @jonboy9734 2 роки тому +17

      A lot less to write though. Abbreviation is not made to shorten a word for verbal communication. They are used for writing.

  • @Lexi.Mellette
    @Lexi.Mellette 8 місяців тому

    Dude if fuckin hilarious....every time I watch him I crack up sometimes so hard that I cry😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sofiadiazlalova277
    @sofiadiazlalova277 Рік тому

    I am learning so much with this mufckr videos

  • @shineingfox8710
    @shineingfox8710 3 роки тому +107

    Me as I'm sitting in a wheelchair "he isn't wrong, compression on my hip and ribs is what saved me from bleeding out"

    • @Cat-pj3oc
      @Cat-pj3oc 3 роки тому +1

      Do you have rockeg boosters on that chair perhaps

    • @sweetjustice2611
      @sweetjustice2611 3 роки тому +1

      Wait who shot a disabled person?

    • @Cat-pj3oc
      @Cat-pj3oc 3 роки тому +8

      @@sweetjustice2611 i dont think he was disabled when he got shot

  • @Shaqualae_ONalae
    @Shaqualae_ONalae 3 роки тому +508

    "If you've been shot by a bullet, relax"
    Me in heaven: well idk man Headshot is mostly onehit...

    • @williamharper8745
      @williamharper8745 3 роки тому +18

      I mean, you can't panic if you're dead. In all reality, becoming bones in a coffin is the most relaxed you'll ever be.

    • @luketitus6427
      @luketitus6427 3 роки тому +2

      Grandfather took one of those in WWII and lived to talk about it

    • @SporadicMayhem
      @SporadicMayhem 3 роки тому

      @@luketitus6427 my great-great grandfather took one to the head just after the civil war from one of his two brothers. Lived to tell the tale till he died of a heart attack later on.

  • @DaleStubbibsthefourth
    @DaleStubbibsthefourth 2 роки тому +2

    This is the kind of guy that would be I the middle of heart surgery and say "was I supposed to cut that?"

    • @alej96
      @alej96 Рік тому

      You might be the kind of guy to be shoot at and realize how useful this video is

  • @nathannkweto
    @nathannkweto Рік тому

    "If you've just been shot by a bullet, relax!"
    Bruh 😂

  • @noah_g_1970
    @noah_g_1970 3 роки тому +197

    "As we like to call it, GSW"
    *I could hear a Flight cry from a far distance*

    • @nort.not-pe4cepeace914
      @nort.not-pe4cepeace914 3 роки тому +3

      the goouuuldennnn stattteeee wawiorrsss

    • @EBGxWBF
      @EBGxWBF 3 роки тому +2

      @@nort.not-pe4cepeace914 or as flight says, “DE GOWDENN STATE WOWIASSSS”