Tech Corp - How To Make A Billion Dollars
Вставка
- Опубліковано 4 лют 2025
- Tech Corp is a game about running a tiny tech company out of your garage, slowing growing into an international powerhouse, and then making a series of terrible decisions and ruining everything...
Tech Corp on Steam - store.steampow...
Follow us on Twitter / manyatruenerd
Support us on Patreon / manyatruenerd
Join our Discord - / discord
Find us on Reddit / manyatruenerd
Find us on Facebook / manyatruenerd
Fanfare for Space, Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
creativecommons...
Additional graphics from www.movietools....
Thanks Jon, after following your strategies, I made a quick billion dollars of debt.
So the title was not wrong ;) :D
Same but I ended up in a real life human centipede
Comment of the day for me
@@danieljarrett6047 Always read the terms & conditions, dammit!
I know Im asking the wrong place but does anyone know a way to get back into an instagram account??
I somehow forgot my login password. I would appreciate any tricks you can give me.
I wonder when Jon will realize that he had $503k in expenses on a product that (82x5k) could possibly have returned $410k in sales.
82$ minus taxes
there is a good reason it wants to say 10k sales rather then 5k of product.
Sells out of the stallion, still makes a loss, doesn't notice. Yup, Jon is playing this.
Stallion headphones with database, antivirus and cameras? Shut up and take my money!
A 15-day Superbowl?...Oh no! This is the reality where Britain conquered the world and the Superbowl is actually a cricket match!
ARRGGGGHHHHHH!
Jon: "Now we got the budget for a Celeb Endorsement!"
Me: Banging my head on the desk as Jon doesn't notice that this is a commercial and that every other commercial he has done went horribly wrong.
Venessa can I see you in my office for a minute? *Entire office turns in unison.*
"She doesn't know her value, so I'll take advantage of that."
This game is too real.
You really must revisit this. The world ABSOLUTELY NEEDS Night-Vision Headphones.
I would completely buy a MATN branded toaster... truthfully, I got into the channel for the cooking videos, stayed for the Total War.
DrDoom82408 come for cooking, stay for the toasters
So this is pretty much like the Game Dev simulator but with a different aim?
More like startup company
Mhm seems to have a hell of lot more depth and options.
I love it that johns entire office placement is based on where it is most effective to sit so you can bugger off and play video games
JON ALL THE PARTS YOU QUESTIONED WITH THE HEADPHONES WERE MARKED OPTIONAL also thank you for making quality content consistently
If Headsex were a real brand, I'd _100%_ buy from them.
Given your profile image, I think you're biased ;)
This video was funnier than it had any right to be love Jon’s perception in the best way he is my favorite UA-camr
Most electronic devices have microcontrollers in them, which themselves contain CPU, RAM and some other stuff integrated. That means that you, Jon, were right when you said everything has a CPU, even toasters, fridges etc.
While an insane number of them do nowadays, most toasters don't, normal fridges don't, and headphones without wireless have no reason to either. Even those fridges with a tablet stuck in the door are just that; the fridge merely shares power. Anything labelled "smart" probably does have a processor, which is typically used to make the device dumber (e.g. don't display measurements, require an internet connection for that). A particularly dumb example of modern tech fashion is capacitive buttons for controlling hobs; the things go haywire at the least spill. But it sure saves the manufacturers the cost of knobs!
For what Jon was making, early generation Bluetooth headphones, there'd be a microcontroller but nowhere near the amounts of memory this game suggests.
"Everyone wants a headsex virgin." - Jon 2019
"Nobody likes engineers"
Jon, isn't Tali an engineer?
Eh, Tali is more of a mechanic really. She just gets the title of Engineer because she works on space ships instead of cars.
@@fredhenry101 Well, it's also her class.
@@dragmire3D Oh, there you go bringing class into it again
Working on my second billion already .
That with the first one didn't quite work out.
So the names for the celebs are killing me, and then Vin Petrol comes up and I nearly choke to death on my Donut and Milk
A toaster is just a death ray with a smaller power supply.
I think the research is just discovering new and better versions of already existing tech like better cams and batteries
"There is this battery that I made once after returning from a bar night and in the morning I researched my desk for these Duracell batteries, which we should use?"
Note to self; never work for Jon.
Should we inform Claire?
@@edur97 I think it's too late for Claire
@@edur97 Surely she knows better than anyone.
Jon: 14.5k for 15 days (.966k/day)
SB: 27.1k for 13 days (2.084k/day)
Jon: 14.5k for 8 days (1.812k/day)
SB: 21.4k for 13 days (1.646k/day)
Jon: 14.5k for 6 days (2.416k/day)
SB: DEAL!
Jon is best negotiator. ~39 min
To be fair, they were simply asking for a bigger lump sum than Jon had available.
Toasters do in fact have a small computer inside them, mainly for controlling the heating element. If you have a relatively new toaster and you open it up you'll actually find the USB port that was put in to install the software for the toaster.
There is actually a guy who turned a bunch of toasters into a game controller and played Doom using nothing but toasters.
"Do toasters have cpu's... I should get into toasters" all I can imagine is claire coming home to finding jon tearing apart the toaster looking for a cpu and noping out and leaving again.
When Jon said CPU in toaster, I thought of New Vegas.
I see another business tycoon game, i’m instantly interested
“Still a working progress diddly diddly de “ thats my fav line 😂😂😂😂
The game may be completely broken. But I laughed harder watching this than just about any video I can remember. One part pure stupid entertainment, one part brilliant critique of our insatiable consumer culture. Well done!
*Headphones with networking capabilities, two cameras, and insane UI*
I sleep
*and night vision*
REAL SHIT
Units produced seem to factor into the product rating. It seems to be a statement of mow much money it's worth rather than its quality.
This was hilarious XD You really are a great story teller.
"Patrick if you mess this up, I am going to murder you."
Jon managed this company about as well as Respawn manages Apex Legends
Jon is unaware of the existence of wireless headsets somehow.
Me watching Jon making 10 times the components he needs in the background while he rambles on about his headsex.
Hm, I feel like the advertisting stuff (esp the commercials) is way too unclear on why it fails or succeeds. You hire decent people (I guess) and there is only so much you can do with the 4 sliders. Yet they fail every single time. Some more info on why would be very useful I'd say.
Factorio meets Human Resource Machine?
and played by a Brit, no less? _I wish I could subscribe twice._
How to make a billion dollars? Money printer. You didn’t specify not to cause inflation.
Ahhh, the long awaited return of Evil Marketing Jon
Seems like productivity is what makes em work faster i.e the stat on the bottom. Game seems pretty sweet
Alternate Product name: The Headsex Aural.
Watching this is like watching a caveman try to figure out how to get to space.
Well cavemen did it after a few iterations of advancing down the tech tree.
Skyrim giants do a well enough job of that. Well, launching things that aren't themselves, rather.
This game feels like game Dev tycoon, with more effort put into it
Jon: No one likes the engineer.
Me: Play TF2 and come back to me.
I think Jon went insane halfway through this. Not sure what gave me that idea.
Once the game has a little work done, this would make a great stream!
It's weird how everyone still moves when the game is paused.
Jon just might be a marketing guru. Hes right about night vision too, if there were headphones with night vision they would never be able to stock enough. 😂
Jon: "hmmm, negotiation... I know!! I'll offer the highest amount possible for like, 1/4 of the time that I'm being offered back!"
Also Jon: "I might have _slightly_ overpaid..."
Jon, good thing you are a UA-camr and not some CEO
Quite an epic store you set up there Jon 👍🏽👌🏽
the world knowing about camera's doesnt mean your company knows how to produce one jon :P and no you can't just tell your engineer to copy wikipedia!
Also I hear Todd Howard is endorsing some flip flops!
Jon:
Names his headphones Headsex.
Also Jon:
Do not want the D.
Bit of research into how tech works and this could be a good livestream.
That whole part from 15:29 to 16:20 hurt my soul
All this has taught me is everywhere needs to hire jon to advertise their products
"UIs are super fast to programme." UI design and coding is typically the lengthiest, most difficult bit, actually. :) The simpler the UI is to use, the more difficult it is to code because you not only have to implement the needed featureset, you also have to meet the user's expectations in terms of responsiveness (or the perception thereof) and intuitiveness, including accounting for edge cases that might never happen but you don't want your software to get blamed for something that is either due to user ignorance or another programme interfering somehow (in which case letting your programme crash might actually be the best/most secure course of action) .
Edit: This game is a good example of how difficult it is to make a good UI, heh. Those percentage sliders that needed to total 100% would have been better portraid by a bar with 2 sliders in it that allow you to allocate the totality by having the various categories readjust automatically as you move the inner sliders.
Personally, I find it quite appropriate that the Headsex brand is constantly getting Ds, if you know what I mean...
Ohh why name it Jontendo. It could have been named TabbyTech. :) Or maybe Clairetronix
I nearly died when I heard “Surge Blankian” 🤣 Does only he get endorsement money, or will “System of a Downer” get some too? 😂 (misspelling mine).
Didn't know that Hotel California opened tech company branch...
Man, this video just sounded fantastic with my very own new Headsex Virgin headset!
Symmetrical Brow wiping, Spot On!
Oh no Jon's talking about computers again
The art style Reminds me a lot of Game Dev. Tychoon.
Should have gone with the FamiJohn
Nice S.O.A.D reference.
2500 bucks for an IKEA desk.. seems legit..
This video brought to you by Headsex (tm) wireless headphones. Headsex: it's EARGASMIC!
This game is so hilariously broken
You should just play Game Dec Tycoon if you wanted a good game design game
I see Jon attended the Eddie Lampert school of business.
As a welder I can confirm, no one likes engineers
Jon: “ they cant leave the garage... I’m not sure that ‘employees’ is the right term for these guys...”
Jontendo Manager: ...the slaves have armed themselves.
Jon: Ohhh! I don't like that word!
Jontendo Manager: armed?
Jon : No, the "S" word!
Jontendo Manager : Sorry, the "prisoners with jobs" have armed themselves.
Jon : Okay, that's better.
I'm not gonna lie. I thought of that scene at pretty much the same time.
37:12 XD i love these names its Vin Petrol enstead Vin DieselmXD
Ah SSurge Blankian, the lead singer of System of a Up
the first 10 seconds with closed captions
good afternoon lisa ron johnson
protruded welcome to tech torpor tycoon
Ok you totally got me by surprise with Headsex. :P
I wonder who's pocketing the money for those "2,500$ couches." I bet it was Vanessa.
Micro Headsex is the name of my next band
Reminds me of Game Dev Tycoon
"how british can a person be?" matn: "yes"
Is it anywhere near as good as Software Inc?
I gather the rating for launch takes the amount of product into account.
I need more of this or game dev tycoon
Jon play Mark of the Ninja, its somehing I'm sure you'd enjoy
Live stream this! that would be awesome.
So this is Game Dev Tycoon
I bet he's had his eye on this one for a while.
part 2 please jon this game is interesting
I heard that Jane Millers are great candidates for Jontendo.
XCOM 2 let’s play!!! I’ve already commented this on your last 3 videos but I’m going to keep saying it until the next let’s play!!!
If you look at Jon's Personnel Management skills on display here, I think you get a glimpse of how Jon runs MATN. It's not pretty.
12:50 The book stacking on those shelves is absolutely shameful, why did someone put books on the middle and top shelves when there is quite clearly enough room for all of the books on the bottom shelf? Whoever organized those books should be sacked.
U don't want to bend down for the lower shelves.
the pun is strong in this one
Jon, can you make this a series?
Neat!
"I always thought Patrick was exclusively a guys name"
Jon its 2019 come on my dude :P
If it wasnt obvious and before people go at me: This is a joke
Also, the name is the generally accepted female version of the name I believe.
The usual female form of Patrick is Patricia.
Nobody:
Jon: headsex
I was really waiting for “Jaunts by Jon”