Oneshotting endgame bosses in Noita

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  • @ROYaaaal789
    @ROYaaaal789 3 роки тому +1830

    I remember he did this while trying to get a 100% completion of noita, only to realize the wand trick-killing enemies doesn’t count as you killing them, so the game doesn’t record you killing the bosses lol

    • @xXRickTrolledXx
      @xXRickTrolledXx 3 роки тому +238

      That’s tragic.

    • @gabrielevignati6530
      @gabrielevignati6530 3 роки тому +294

      Definitely a Noita moment

    • @ripleyandweeds1288
      @ripleyandweeds1288 3 роки тому +160

      why the fuck would a game be designed like that lmao

    • @Weed_Dante
      @Weed_Dante 3 роки тому +176

      @@ripleyandweeds1288 You got one thing wrong there. This is not a game

    • @NotAlbino
      @NotAlbino  3 роки тому +814

      It's fine i just killed them again

  • @light6666
    @light6666 3 роки тому +771

    i can actually see the wizzard pull out a actual gun when he uses spells to power wand

    • @Xenonfuji
      @Xenonfuji 3 роки тому +46

      Well there is an actual gun in the game as well

    • @light6666
      @light6666 3 роки тому +9

      @@Xenonfuji ik but i mean a 100% human *gun* beside his wand

    • @jdizon
      @jdizon 3 роки тому +14

      Avada kedavra cuh

    • @dannmcdan2185
      @dannmcdan2185 3 роки тому +15

      Noita means witch and the player character is a she

    • @Xenonfuji
      @Xenonfuji 3 роки тому +9

      @@dannmcdan2185 player character is also named Mïna

  • @AshleyBeeidk
    @AshleyBeeidk 3 роки тому +244

    I love how this game punishes your being op with "lol you one shotted yourself"

    • @cheetoschrist5685
      @cheetoschrist5685 3 роки тому +54

      well what do you expect when your spell is literally "SUMMON 20 MILLION NUKES EMPOWERED TIMES 10 EACH AND WEAKEN EVERY ENEMY IN RANGE AND DIVIDE THE WHOLE THING BY 25"

    • @lred1383
      @lred1383 3 роки тому +53

      A sorcerer seeking great power, not having enough knowledge to truly control it and dying is a classic trope

    • @Drekromancer
      @Drekromancer 3 роки тому +27

      @@lred1383 That's literally the tagline of this game. Sacrificing yourself for knowledge.

    • @kevinkiggs
      @kevinkiggs Рік тому

      It also punishes you being OP with Kummitus

  • @russiancheems2275
    @russiancheems2275 3 роки тому +168

    I clicked on this video and then an ad made me blast “DROOLING OVER HOUSES IS GREAT”

  • @JakSoulbright
    @JakSoulbright 3 роки тому +77

    I always appreciate it when Albino explains his plans in Noita and Isaac so I can understand the game breaks he’s going for.

  • @Tokiko
    @Tokiko 3 роки тому +570

    Most Noita streams from Albino are kind of just something you put on in the background while you suffer with nothing but Spark Bolt and 2 health on stage 3.

    • @MattyKO
      @MattyKO 3 роки тому +8

      Yes! This could not be said any better.

    • @addouma1000
      @addouma1000 3 роки тому +11

      someone other than me actually doing this

    • @Edgariki
      @Edgariki 3 роки тому +9

      You mean dying from polymorph when you spend like 20 hours to create a sun?

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux 3 роки тому +1

      How the fuck do you even make it to stage 3 with just the spark bolt

    • @MattyKO
      @MattyKO 3 роки тому

      @@JeanMarceaux I made a video using proba my the easiest seed in Noita and the spark bolts do like 20,000 damage. Check it out if you want to. ua-cam.com/video/N-kOTLvkbPU/v-deo.html

  • @bara3526
    @bara3526 3 роки тому +284

    GF: albino come over
    Albino: I can’t, I’m trying to oneshot noita bosses
    GF: my parents aren’t at home
    Albino: 5:12

    • @goodguyedge9898
      @goodguyedge9898 3 роки тому +11

      "ok, now..."

    • @somefries3101
      @somefries3101 3 роки тому +1

      Dude how does he even teleport like that

    • @combativeThinker
      @combativeThinker 3 роки тому +3

      @@somefries3101
      Nolla turns the duration of the teleport projectile to zero, making it instant.

    • @somefries3101
      @somefries3101 3 роки тому +1

      @@combativeThinker question, how do i get these modifiers?

    • @Tokiko
      @Tokiko 3 роки тому +1

      @@somefries3101 unlock it. theres a wiki

  • @CainTheChaosDeity
    @CainTheChaosDeity 3 роки тому +18

    16:15 missed opportunity to put "GET THIS SHIT OFF ME" but im not one to be talking lmao
    funny video as always & props to your editors

  • @aboveraptor4766
    @aboveraptor4766 3 роки тому +73

    Another great noita video. My addiction has been fueled even more. The more I play the more I cope, hoping for a run like this. GG's

  • @leoaskham6564
    @leoaskham6564 3 роки тому +29

    I love how during the big shot song I see in chat
    Now's your chance to have [BIG SHOT]

  • @skychaserthedragon2046
    @skychaserthedragon2046 3 роки тому +11

    Love the one second of camel by camel that's playing when Albino destroys the portal near the beginning

  • @Gogettemblue
    @Gogettemblue 3 роки тому +17

    Fun fact albino, if you bring the dark sun and the light sun together a special event will happen called the super nova event, it basically fucks up any non-hard materials and gives you a special achievement on the tree

  • @jvee540
    @jvee540 3 роки тому +74

    First time i hear albino say: “what happens when i use berzerkium with it?” And survive

    • @Drekromancer
      @Drekromancer 3 роки тому +1

      I'm crying

    • @kinghotcoc0
      @kinghotcoc0 Рік тому

      ​@Benjamin Lambert drink some berserkium for tears of rage!

  • @Roover8138
    @Roover8138 3 роки тому +5

    12:15 notices the music playing in the background “ah, I see your a man of culture”

  • @laikadeviasso4047
    @laikadeviasso4047 2 роки тому +1

    I love that you used underwater castlevania music for the part in wich you get the breathless perk, gave me nostalgia omg 11:05

  • @User_Unknown86
    @User_Unknown86 3 роки тому +6

    3:13 I laughed harder than I think I should've...could've called it the LGBFG

  • @rollstep
    @rollstep 3 роки тому +4

    10:05 that cruelty squad ost hits different

  • @grandis_
    @grandis_ 3 роки тому +6

    2:53 okay you got me here XD

    • @TalhaKarakoyunlu
      @TalhaKarakoyunlu 3 роки тому +1

      Generally I dont laugh at these kind of things but fricking hell these fishes just kills me

  • @skep7964
    @skep7964 3 роки тому +8

    Noita has become my most played game on steam...with over 800 hours. I love it

    • @_slashes
      @_slashes 3 роки тому +1

      Lemme guess, only a few wins?

    • @skep7964
      @skep7964 3 роки тому +1

      @@_slashesyes

  • @ogpurpledaddy
    @ogpurpledaddy 3 роки тому +10

    The fucking SkeletonPls 's in the chat whenever he teleports all over got me ded.

  • @uppo9301
    @uppo9301 2 роки тому +2

    “It’s a gay rights machine gun wand.” “He’s gonna get molested by this.” Kek

  • @BigUncleM
    @BigUncleM 3 роки тому +8

    I love albino's playlist I swear it's just like mine

    • @guiteshima
      @guiteshima 3 роки тому

      I was so surprised when i heard FLAVA Bomb at 7:39.

  • @toasticide816
    @toasticide816 3 роки тому +1

    Amazing gameplay aside I love your music choice and especially the edits you put in here. Always makes me laugh

  • @captainmackerel4482
    @captainmackerel4482 3 роки тому

    16:22
    Albino to Albino communication. Albino to Albino conversation.

  • @Baxten123
    @Baxten123 3 роки тому +3

    "Behold. Gay Death."
    ~Albino

  • @baalconnorlarsson789
    @baalconnorlarsson789 3 роки тому +5

    POV : You are in 2010 trying to play a new gen game in your dad's old PC 6:22

    • @lovis3337
      @lovis3337 3 роки тому

      What is the song playing?

    • @kyleroessle3738
      @kyleroessle3738 3 роки тому +2

      @@lovis3337 it’s called low quality grub hub ad. Pretty sure at least

  • @mikewazowski8793
    @mikewazowski8793 3 роки тому +1

    bro i love you and these videos so much, noita is so good and im tryna learn how to get good

  • @waloprey3370
    @waloprey3370 3 роки тому +1

    Nothing better than a new op noita video by albino :D

  • @goodtaste2185
    @goodtaste2185 3 роки тому +1

    The cruelty squad music really enhances the experience, I love slurp-core.

  • @wesguyer4182
    @wesguyer4182 3 роки тому +1

    loving the noita vids, more please!

  • @tomh.7895
    @tomh.7895 3 роки тому +2

    Everytime i see this guy post this game it makes me wanna play noita.

  • @enderloch
    @enderloch 10 місяців тому +2

    How do you have a playlist of songs from all sorts of obscure-ish games

  • @aperturescienceguy2737
    @aperturescienceguy2737 3 роки тому +4

    Fun fact: I oneshotted the wand connesouir with only a thunder charge once. I have no idea how it happened but it was pretty cool.

  • @mejillon6211
    @mejillon6211 3 роки тому +71

    I wonder when he's going to do the amogus cosplay gameplay

  • @monu_894
    @monu_894 3 роки тому +31

    I haven't been in the streams lately, but why is it zero suit samus cosplay now?

    • @monu_894
      @monu_894 3 роки тому

      @@xpl0si0nman20 can you tell during which stream he wore it?

  • @yazanshaban3084
    @yazanshaban3084 11 місяців тому

    "behold... gay death"
    this got me cracking bro hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    13:56

  • @Riccool
    @Riccool 3 роки тому +3

    my mans out here oneshotting god

  • @AurelianoShowsTheWorld
    @AurelianoShowsTheWorld 3 роки тому

    Your noita videos are so good

  • @KevetteofArethria
    @KevetteofArethria 2 роки тому +1

    Love all of the big shots in chat.

  • @OnzagaoftheEast
    @OnzagaoftheEast 3 роки тому +1

    "Behold, gay death" - Albino

  • @farciarzfunny5326
    @farciarzfunny5326 2 роки тому

    I like that BIG SHOT played in the background for a moment

  • @aquaexnar3093
    @aquaexnar3093 2 роки тому +1

    this is akin to watching wilburgur play oblivion

  • @lucasthehumanity8240
    @lucasthehumanity8240 3 роки тому

    calamity mod music in an albino video made my day

  • @ardabaki4307
    @ardabaki4307 3 роки тому +1

    I am convinced that this is albino's main channel

  • @leandr0709
    @leandr0709 2 роки тому

    i love your music choice

  • @Maplefrog7
    @Maplefrog7 2 роки тому +3

    @0:08 what anime is that clip from

  • @jimmyneutron8702
    @jimmyneutron8702 3 роки тому +1

    I like the use of deltarune music

  • @candycorn-
    @candycorn- 3 роки тому +2

    16:23 clown to clown communication

  • @illusoo4301
    @illusoo4301 3 роки тому +1

    Seeing the chat switch from praising the banger on, to complete panic because of Ankha's song is funny asl

  • @zombiethederg6434
    @zombiethederg6434 3 роки тому +1

    i enjoy the use of Deltarune Chapter 2 music

  • @thecountercounter9127
    @thecountercounter9127 2 роки тому

    the "gay pride barrage" wand has hands down got to be one of my favorite wands ive seen so far

  • @aaronb5065
    @aaronb5065 3 роки тому +1

    Alternate title: Local Norwegian Man Commits Warcrimes Using Magical IED

  • @shiro4ct
    @shiro4ct 3 роки тому

    I have no Idea who you are or how you ended up in my recommended, but i like you already :)

  • @adenperkins9719
    @adenperkins9719 2 роки тому +5

    The best thing about watching Noita videos is that no matter how bad the bitrate gets, it still looks the exact same 😂

  • @jonharrison5869
    @jonharrison5869 2 роки тому

    He hits them so hard they just trucking de-spawn they don't even die there's nothing left to render

  • @corgen5448
    @corgen5448 3 роки тому

    a great way to start my morning

  • @AlexLorentzenloganjamesalex
    @AlexLorentzenloganjamesalex 3 роки тому +1

    What is the song playing at 10:15 ? ? I recognize it but I can't place it.

  • @ВладимирЦуркан-ж7я

    2 vids in a week, thats POG!

  • @thephilster741
    @thephilster741 2 роки тому

    Boss: hears bubble spark
    *my time has come*

  • @GillXM
    @GillXM 3 роки тому

    The rainbow particles reminds me of the fast and furious 2 opening

  • @boost3821
    @boost3821 3 роки тому

    The return of sauvojen tuntija man himself in Noita.

  • @lcornchipl
    @lcornchipl 3 роки тому +1

    The Sepiroth neutral special build

  • @crown5828
    @crown5828 3 роки тому +4

    Haha Notia go brr

  • @rr.4942
    @rr.4942 3 роки тому +4

    i need a link to albinos playlist

    • @hambonepng1152
      @hambonepng1152 3 роки тому +2

      It should be on this channel
      Edit: it is

  • @FridoRoseline
    @FridoRoseline 3 роки тому +2

    Does this man have a playlist for the music he plays during his stream? It's really good

  • @nou8913
    @nou8913 3 роки тому +1

    Not reused thumbnail?!? Pog???

  • @milokulp2838
    @milokulp2838 3 роки тому

    Them emotes were getting jiggy with it

  • @ricardchavez8494
    @ricardchavez8494 3 роки тому +1

    What music is playing at 6:07? It’s got that classic cool anime orchestra, I miss listening to stuff like it

    • @skiesthatroar5402
      @skiesthatroar5402 3 роки тому +1

      I want to say it's dragon quest

    • @dootthethird
      @dootthethird 3 роки тому +2

      It’s from ssbb it’s called the legendary air ride machine

  • @LightCrib2
    @LightCrib2 3 роки тому +2

    Imagine how good a rapid teleport want would be on controller

  • @bubsmcgee6048
    @bubsmcgee6048 3 роки тому +1

    Neco Arc everywhere system

  • @cafe5749
    @cafe5749 3 роки тому

    esto es el fin _EL TRABAJO_

  • @kenyfenix7789
    @kenyfenix7789 3 роки тому +3

    What music is on 6:24 ?

    • @UeusD
      @UeusD 3 роки тому

      bump, also want to know

    • @kyleroessle3738
      @kyleroessle3738 3 роки тому

      @@UeusD it’s called low quality grub hub ad, at least I’m pretty sure

  • @Raccoonpolice99
    @Raccoonpolice99 3 роки тому

    Lmao cruelty squad OST in the background

  • @0x150
    @0x150 Рік тому

    6:24 what's the song playing here?

  • @EleinPsychotic
    @EleinPsychotic 3 роки тому

    Longer videos albino and more noíta videos ♥

  • @Sincronic12
    @Sincronic12 3 роки тому +1

    16:18 badum tss

  • @ksteel113
    @ksteel113 2 роки тому +1

    The music around 18:30 is really familar but i cant place it. is it FTL?

  • @jayemare
    @jayemare 3 роки тому

    About damn time

  • @JeanMarceaux
    @JeanMarceaux 2 роки тому

    What's that sound effect at 2:53? I've heard it numerous times, but could never find. Any help?

    • @kevinbos6600
      @kevinbos6600 Рік тому

      it's a crappy version of the underground theme from terraria i think

  • @meddios
    @meddios Рік тому

    10:20 wait he had the cruelty squad soundtrack?

  • @andrewstanley8945
    @andrewstanley8945 3 роки тому

    Incredible

  • @johne2697
    @johne2697 3 роки тому

    Albino makes a rocket launcher

  • @FishSticker
    @FishSticker 10 місяців тому

    IS THAT THE ARCHON GRID MUSIC

  • @Exzoegg
    @Exzoegg Рік тому

    12:21 btw music by dm dokuro (abbys)

  • @StojanceM
    @StojanceM 3 роки тому

    Hey kids you wanna see what quantum entanglement looks like? 16:23

  • @PasiX2
    @PasiX2 3 роки тому

    Gaydalf the colorful strikes again.

  • @aureuix4674
    @aureuix4674 3 роки тому

    What's the song at 18:17? I hear it in a lot of his videos and wanna listen to it

    • @Qurix.
      @Qurix. 3 роки тому

      It's something from the Game "Baba is You" , but i don't know what it is called

    • @greeman6607
      @greeman6607 3 роки тому

      From the Baba is You soundtrack, Cog is Push - Solitary isle

    • @aureuix4674
      @aureuix4674 3 роки тому

      @@greeman6607 ty!

  • @spacefacts1681
    @spacefacts1681 3 роки тому +1

    i clicked on this video because I thought the title was Outshitting endgame bosses

  • @madude3211
    @madude3211 3 роки тому +1

    Every time albino uses explosives with berserkium in his videos it goes wrong but not this time I guess

  • @demon4256
    @demon4256 3 роки тому +13

    I love these vids, but I will never understand how to play this game correctly.
    I keep seeing you making awesome wands, despite the rng elements, and I don’t get how to do similar stuff!

    • @aboveraptor4766
      @aboveraptor4766 3 роки тому +9

      Best advice I can give, there's a good mod you can get from the Steam workshop that goes through a lot of spells and helps people learn how to craft good wands. Fury Forged made a pretty good video on it

    • @fannwooket
      @fannwooket 3 роки тому

      @@aboveraptor4766 what mod though?

    • @Xenonfuji
      @Xenonfuji 3 роки тому +4

      @@fannwooket spell lab

    • @ndewoebeahu1741
      @ndewoebeahu1741 3 роки тому +2

      Me who has 20 hours on the game and still doesn’t know what the fuck is going on

    • @light6666
      @light6666 2 роки тому

      rule 1 make wand strong enough to make game lag
      rule 2 if your wand doesnt make the game lag make it stronger

  • @TalhaKarakoyunlu
    @TalhaKarakoyunlu 3 роки тому

    Yes maggot, yes. More noita. And also, xqcl.

  • @deadfurydbf9647
    @deadfurydbf9647 3 роки тому +1

    I summon "Kill everything in a 100 meter vicinity"

  • @Izahdnb
    @Izahdnb 3 роки тому

    To become OP in Noita you first have to be OP.

  • @Shnowz
    @Shnowz 3 роки тому +1

    please make a guide for this game you absolute giga brain

  • @dudetheguyman
    @dudetheguyman 3 роки тому

    Why is it this video is full of Neco Arc soundbytes? Is this a gag from stream I missed?

  • @danitron8317
    @danitron8317 3 роки тому

    0:18 name of the song?

  • @italiangroupyz
    @italiangroupyz 3 роки тому

    Lmao where is the “do not be a re-“ clip in the opener from?

    • @capicua1287
      @capicua1287 3 роки тому

      idk i was searching for it too xd

  • @abdullahxstar534
    @abdullahxstar534 3 роки тому

    The rtx magic

  • @shanmublue
    @shanmublue 3 роки тому

    6:05
    finnish space program

  • @McClaps
    @McClaps 2 роки тому

    Really wish my laptop can handle noita. Like it can handle noita pretty well at the start but after going around lvl 3 where the amount of particles and pixel effects ramp up, i just enter in slow mo mode