This happened today with old man dunk, something you couldn't expect in a million years happened, dunk didn't understand it, 90% of chat didn't understand it, but God gamer dunk lived, and won the battle. Plot twist: this event was planned by one master of trolling in chat.
@@NotAlbino oh I thought it was older. I assumed it was one of those literally infinitesimally low chance things you’d have to have been playing for as long as you to get.
@@NotAlbino wiki says a 0.06% chance from a box and 0.08% chance from a chest, so im not surprised its taken this long lmao thats insane, literally less than 1 in 1000
normally i'd have the spells organized in a more... organized manner, but since i'm using copy spell, i had to order it in a more particular way in order to get it to copy the damage field in the end. also, it might be a bit confusing because of how the video is cut, since when i show the wand in that timecode, it uses death crosses, but then it cuts to me using the same wand but with slime mists instead. Functionally the same thing, but slime mists lasts longer, so i prefer those. also if you're interested in how the "copy random spell once" works, and how to abuse it, Dunkorslam has a good video explaining it! ua-cam.com/video/eChitLxpBNk/v-deo.html
@@NotAlbino Can’t believe the maggot himself replied- but I watched his vid, furyforged, and other channels on wand building, I’m just dumb. I got the basics but that’s all my brain will let me absorb. Been playing like a few months after the game was released and I put in over 2,000 hours (not that impressive compared to other ppl, but I still got some knowledge).
I only have a measly 150 hours total playtime in Noita and I’ve died over 500 times and not a single win. So watching Albino be an absolute god at this game gives me a sense of sadness, joy and envy at the same time. Thank you bino + I don’t want to use any kind of mod to help progress because I don’t want to cheat (except skin mods like amogus skin etc.) Beating Kolmisilmä (Koipi I have already beat 2 times) without cheats is my current goal in Noita and I will learn, adapt and conquer my way to victory
I would suggest playing with the mod that enables editing wands everywhere to be enabled. This will allow you to experiment with more wand combinations and to get a better sense of what certain spells do, etc. Once you have your first win with that enabled, you should disable the mod. I have just under 120 hours with 3 wins (1 with the mod enabled, 2 with the mod disabled - so I'm not good by any means lol). Also Albino is a freak at Notia LOL
That chainsaw looks fun, cant wait to never once be able to reach it until i get a god run where i no longer need nor want to use it God i would love a mode that lets you start with a epic wand, would love to start with the chaingun or chainsaw (no im not digging for 4 hours to get the chaingun)
followup: i noticed on the wiki that the meat realm boss isn't "touch-of" immune, so in theory you could grab the "Touch of gold?" spell mentioned above the pyramid in the start of the video, and turn the boss into piss
i mean, in furyforged's video he did mention the community finding techinques around the touch of piss spell, and when i told that i would scream if the community found a way to one shot the boss by turning it into piss he responded with "well..." so i cant wait to see it
@@Pennycilin3 my idea is to have this boss drop a perk that would increase the number of wand and item slots one each, then killing this boss would make more sense, while still being optional
Dude, I'm not a very big fan of you but your music choice for this video... Terraria, Minecraft (best fitting tracks), Skyrim, Hollow Knight and of course Hyper Light Drifter that immediately rolled a wave of nostalgia at me, it's one of my most beloved games, and the whole track list in the video is just so atmospheric, cozy and kinda melancholic. I'm just saying it was weird to hear it here and it was a nice surprise (mostly HLD), usually this kind of videos are accompanied with something silly like music from retro arcade games you know, something "funny".
8:10 - No, little Haavoittajamestari boy, don't step on this landmine! - Oh mein Gott, ich werde dieses rote Licht berühren *Getting exploded and turned inside out*
I haven't actually watched a noita video since I didn't get it until I played the game, and boy have I been thinking about this game when I play it wrong
Don't let this video distract you from the fact that Bino thought he was getting gaslit by chat about the update for 10 minutes and flamed them constantly
maaaan i gotta play this game again i was trying to do my first sun run but i realized too late that i shifted all blood in the world to oil and i cant perk dupe stainless armors anymore and i got pretty discouraged
I've tried on 3 different runs to find the meatball and never have. I've completely destroyed the meat biome looking for it 2 of those times. Maybe there's a bug on the latest patch?
Seeing him struggle with tabletfu hover refill pains me, because he just has to put his cursor at his feet and then the tablet will be way easier to land on. ALSO THE SPELL REFILL MIMIC GOT THE HEART ONE RECENTLY I was so baffled as to why it wouldn't get picked up it got a bite outta me. Did kill it though.
I just bought noita for the first time with the winter sale and I have no idea what is going on ahah, how do I even get the strong spells albino had at the start when he destroyed the bosses in the holy mountain? =)
Gracias Señor Not Albino por el video, no puedo negar que no me aburro de ver contenido de Noita por lo caótico que se puede volver y mas aun cuando agregan cosas nuevas que pueden destruir una partida en un instante.
click here to buy bombs 👍💣💥www.makeship.com/products/pipe-bomb-plush
im not rich in rupees, could you give credit?
Inshallah I'm spending month-worth of food on a vtuber-certified pipe bomb (In Minecraft).
👍Hämis
pedostache
30 dolla for albinos sweatshop made plushie
My favorite part of Noita is when something happens that I don't understand and the streamer insta-dies
😂
It's even better when you're playing it
There’s confusion, but there’s also humor in watching someone’s run just end.
This happened today with old man dunk, something you couldn't expect in a million years happened, dunk didn't understand it, 90% of chat didn't understand it, but God gamer dunk lived, and won the battle.
Plot twist: this event was planned by one master of trolling in chat.
The rot shall consume us all.
Now we just have to piss in the cauldron and throw a meatball in it to solve the eye puzzle.
He's lost it 😞
Knowing this game, it might actually be ridiculous enough to work
Average Finnish meal tbh
Meatballs and piss
You have to kill the boss and make swedish ikea meatballs with it. Then offer them to the gods at shrine and get the new ending. sounds like noita.
The stache does not grow bigger, it just grows longer, i wonder if the ends will eventually meet to form a circle...
Ackchyually the stache stays the same size. Everything else just shrinks slowly.
It eventually connects into the shape of a heart
glory hole
The fact that after all these Noita streams and videos only now has Albino killed a Valhe, god damn
It was added after i took a break from the game iirc, either way isn't it super rare?
@@NotAlbino not mega rare but you wont find one every run either
@@NotAlbino oh I thought it was older. I assumed it was one of those literally infinitesimally low chance things you’d have to have been playing for as long as you to get.
The rare one is the heart mimic, I still haven’t killed one yet.
@@NotAlbino wiki says a 0.06% chance from a box and 0.08% chance from a chest, so im not surprised its taken this long lmao thats insane, literally less than 1 in 1000
Good to hear Bino embraced his inner Mexican by running into the pitch black forest with nothing but a sombrero and a cigar.
Albino be feeling like a dead duck, spitting out pieces of his broken luck.
KINO
somebody write this shit down
✍🔥
He do be wandering lonely, taking time the only way he knows
10:02 Never in my life would I've expected a Chilean meme in an Albino video. Legendary.
CHILE MENTIONED 🥑🥑🥑🥑🥑🥑
🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊
Finally a new Noita update. I thought it just got forgotten about
4:36 Sometimes I underestimate Albino. I still get confused on spells in wands
normally i'd have the spells organized in a more... organized manner, but since i'm using copy spell, i had to order it in a more particular way in order to get it to copy the damage field in the end.
also, it might be a bit confusing because of how the video is cut, since when i show the wand in that timecode, it uses death crosses, but then it cuts to me using the same wand but with slime mists instead. Functionally the same thing, but slime mists lasts longer, so i prefer those.
also if you're interested in how the "copy random spell once" works, and how to abuse it, Dunkorslam has a good video explaining it! ua-cam.com/video/eChitLxpBNk/v-deo.html
@@NotAlbino Can’t believe the maggot himself replied- but I watched his vid, furyforged, and other channels on wand building, I’m just dumb. I got the basics but that’s all my brain will let me absorb. Been playing like a few months after the game was released and I put in over 2,000 hours (not that impressive compared to other ppl, but I still got some knowledge).
@@NotAlbino replying to comments who is this guy
god, hearing the subtle music in the background and then recognizing it. so good, i like this
I only have a measly 150 hours total playtime in Noita and I’ve died over 500 times and not a single win. So watching Albino be an absolute god at this game gives me a sense of sadness, joy and envy at the same time.
Thank you bino
+ I don’t want to use any kind of mod to help progress because I don’t want to cheat (except skin mods like amogus skin etc.) Beating Kolmisilmä (Koipi I have already beat 2 times) without cheats is my current goal in Noita and I will learn, adapt and conquer my way to victory
I would suggest playing with the mod that enables editing wands everywhere to be enabled.
This will allow you to experiment with more wand combinations and to get a better sense of what certain spells do, etc.
Once you have your first win with that enabled, you should disable the mod.
I have just under 120 hours with 3 wins (1 with the mod enabled, 2 with the mod disabled - so I'm not good by any means lol).
Also Albino is a freak at Notia LOL
What you really need is patience and consideration for every move. That's how you win. Also decent wand building skiils.
how the fvck do you have 150 hours played and not won alredy, what do you count as wining, killing the first boss?
One strat that’s a bit tedious but helps grab a ton of gold helps a lot with getting desirable buffs.
150 hours and not even at the first Boss. Its so over
If you think about it, doing chemistry is like playing noita irl, minus all the bossfights. You only trigger those when you buy too much fertiliser.
it warms my chilean heart to see Albino just use the "CHONCHETUMAREE" sound, its so good
You have no Idea how badly I have wanted a pipe bomb plush
aye shoutout to the editor this one was a fucking banger yet again.
Man Albino you need to tell stories more the one in the beginning was hilarious!
That chainsaw looks fun, cant wait to never once be able to reach it until i get a god run where i no longer need nor want to use it
God i would love a mode that lets you start with a epic wand, would love to start with the chaingun or chainsaw (no im not digging for 4 hours to get the chaingun)
you should dig for 4 hours to get the chaingun
followup: i noticed on the wiki that the meat realm boss isn't "touch-of" immune, so in theory you could grab the "Touch of gold?" spell mentioned above the pyramid in the start of the video, and turn the boss into piss
i mean, in furyforged's video he did mention the community finding techinques around the touch of piss spell, and when i told that i would scream if the community found a way to one shot the boss by turning it into piss he responded with "well..." so i cant wait to see it
I don't mind bosses dropping some cool gimmick wands, but given how dangerous meat realm is, the reward isn't worth it.
@@Pennycilin3 my idea is to have this boss drop a perk that would increase the number of wand and item slots one each, then killing this boss would make more sense, while still being optional
That plush is the first youtuber merch I've ever been tempted to buy ngl.
I just discovered this game and I'm so glad I discovered this channel
so much neco arc.
2024 and neco arc is still a meme.
Just bought my very own pipe bomb! Very good 👍
Editing just keeps on getting better.
Dude, I'm not a very big fan of you but your music choice for this video... Terraria, Minecraft (best fitting tracks), Skyrim, Hollow Knight and of course Hyper Light Drifter that immediately rolled a wave of nostalgia at me, it's one of my most beloved games, and the whole track list in the video is just so atmospheric, cozy and kinda melancholic. I'm just saying it was weird to hear it here and it was a nice surprise (mostly HLD), usually this kind of videos are accompanied with something silly like music from retro arcade games you know, something "funny".
I like the new editor. Now I can actually understand what is going on
Hyper Light Drifter ost slapping and now I really wanna see albino play it
I always thought this was your main channel, been watching for a couple years now
8:10
- No, little Haavoittajamestari boy, don't step on this landmine!
- Oh mein Gott, ich werde dieses rote Licht berühren
*Getting exploded and turned inside out*
1:35 Somehow Jethro Tull fits this story
Honey wake up, new noita just dropped🎉
Ain't gonna lie
Piss drunk Bino sounds like an extremely fun guy to be around (just don't give him any priest games)
Italian-Australian’s be like: This is my pet Jeremy, he doesn’t bite 😀
Hyper Light Drifter music in the background is based as fuck.
I haven't actually watched a noita video since I didn't get it until I played the game, and boy have I been thinking about this game when I play it wrong
The first thing I did after watching that fury forged video was fungal shifting water into piss so I can cast sea of piss.
Idk if you know this but you can edit wands in the lake portal room the first time you enter
hyper light drifter soundtrack so nice
Nølla really pulled a Terraria with their "no more content updates" thing. Awesome!
my favorite part of the video is his mustache
since when did bro get the dad stache?
my brother in christ i've had it for like half a year
@@NotAlbino I may be stupid
@@NotAlbinotbh i thought it was fake and you were doing a bit
Why is the commenter clueless? Is he stupid?
Don't let this video distract you from the fact that Bino thought he was getting gaslit by chat about the update for 10 minutes and flamed them constantly
i dont understand whats happening on the screen,but until there's neco arc on it i will watch it
Instructions unclear threw plushie pipe at the president of america as a gift and now i am in jail.
FIRST ISAAC THEN MORE NOITA?! i’m in heaven
heard some disasterpeace, albino knows his music uh?
Hyper Light Drifter OST jumpscare
maaaan i gotta play this game again i was trying to do my first sun run but i realized too late that i shifted all blood in the world to oil and i cant perk dupe stainless armors anymore and i got pretty discouraged
Noita just added saya from saya no uta into the game?!?
My backyard is something of meat realm
I've tried on 3 different runs to find the meatball and never have. I've completely destroyed the meat biome looking for it 2 of those times. Maybe there's a bug on the latest patch?
albinos hair evolved over the course of video
Albingus in noita? Tremendous.
Oh fuck yeah, I am not late to the party after all.
5:20 - what is that piano in the background here?
It's always lovely seeing Albino fall victim to the finnish.
bino really continuing the legacy of ted KA ZINKI!?!?!?!??! with this pipe bomb "plushie"
yaaay a new noita video (:
FURYFORGED MENTIONED
Hey albino have you played hyper light drifter? I notice you have the OST so I assume you have.
Babe wake up new Noita update just released
I in fact, ordered the pipe bomba :3
Seeing him struggle with tabletfu hover refill pains me, because he just has to put his cursor at his feet and then the tablet will be way easier to land on.
ALSO THE SPELL REFILL MIMIC
GOT THE HEART ONE RECENTLY
I was so baffled as to why it wouldn't get picked up it got a bite outta me. Did kill it though.
NOITA UPDATE AFTER ALL THESE YEARS???
Wake up honey
New albino noita video
Me when new Albino haircut
WHUT DA HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL
Another Noita patch, another finnish man screaming video
He has the xqc hair color beware the pipeline
Whats the name of the song that plays around 5:15 when he find the mimic refresher? Sounds so calming
Sounds like something from hyper light drifter, is it panacea?
Panacea from the Hyper Light Drifter OST
panacea from hyper light drifter
This video when mofongo spicy
I just bought noita for the first time with the winter sale and I have no idea what is going on ahah, how do I even get the strong spells albino had at the start when he destroyed the bosses in the holy mountain? =)
You're just gonna destroy reality aren't you?
Where is the full upload? Albino Archive lacking
Barcode bangs 💀
Ayo please do more noita and isaac content
How could you not use the paha silma to see if it reveals the eye enemies to be killed
and they said they were done with major updates, yeah right
Launched my game only to find my 400 hr save file was lost somehow. Brutal.
Gracias Señor Not Albino por el video, no puedo negar que no me aburro de ver contenido de Noita por lo caótico que se puede volver y mas aun cuando agregan cosas nuevas que pueden destruir una partida en un instante.
I understand this game even less than I already did now
I love the pipe bomb plushie
hello albino, i would like to request slab revolver; violence edition.
What is the sound effect at 2:57
Meat Spidor
holy fuck more noita
0:42 what is that sound effect 😭
are you finnish or smthn how do you read all those names-
what language is this?
Why does the albino look depression bow
i would play this if i could play it on my mac laptop, rhey need to add mac support goddamm
NOITA lets goooo
MORE NOITA YEEEEESSSSSS
YES YES YES NOITAAAAAAAAAAAA
is this video about Noita
me when noita: YIPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
uh oh... its not copy random spell thrice. i can see it coming. 6:45
YIPPE NEW VIDEO
Got misled.
Meat Cave, sick
insallah maggot will make noita sumit video
Bearded albino 👌🏽