@@BotFisherman I think he’s talking about how in Destiny there’s a lot of content where you need to test the water and see what works when it first releases
I feel like everyone who's played noita simultaneously shriveled up in fear when they saw albino hit savojev with the omega black hole, knowing very well what would happen next
Albino: (Casually creates a wide-range plasma cutter like it's an everyday thing, followed by a war-speed teleport wand and deady 5-digit damage homing rocks) Me: (Can't clear Hisii Base because guns are scary)
still havent got past the hiisi base cuz im a noob. had my best run today where i had an actually good wand and then walked into my own plasma cutter like an idiot
@@justsomeannoyingredpanda the amount of runs that ended in the mountain with me going: "I wonder what this does?" Followed by an exploison or just instant death
I've spent 338 hours playing Noita, mostly figuring stuff out on my own, but occasionally heading to the wiki to ask "what's this I just found". I've explored the east and the west, I've reached the core, defeated the boss and activated the apparatus, I've explored the ruined laboratory and all sorts of side passageways. I know I haven't seen all this game has to offer (like the sky for instance...) but I feel like I've got a good chunk of it covered. Then I turn on this video, and I'm like "what's this? What's that? WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? WHERE DOES ALL THIS STUFF COME FROM?"
@@eva2602 Nah, haven't been to parrallel worlds. Let's be clear here, while I've explored quite a bit, I've never been in a situation where I can comfortably explore areas populated with abnormally dangerous monsters. Everything I've achieved I've done with the constant threat of losing everything in 2 seconds. Which is precisely why I know I'm far from having seen it all. THere's so much potential to break the game and become and absolute god, and yet I've never even come close to that point...
@@Arkalidor fairs. a lot of the monsters in the Lukki Lair and even the vault aren't monsters you would consider fighting on a final boss 1- orb run. Black-holing through the last two floors to their holy mountains is often the best strat
Albino furiously teleporting while screaming his lungs out in fear of the 20 black holes he accidentally created trying to vore him is quite possibly the funniest shit I’ve seen all month.
That moment when he thought his game crashed but really he was suffocating: "Hey, you're finally awake" And also when he was being chased by big worm boi all I could think of was "Eater of Worlds but challenging"
Not me. The perk is OK, but it becomes mostly useless when you get the Greek alphabet spells like Omega. As I play more I realized how useless it can be compared to other perks. I'll only really pick it up if I don't want to go out of my way to kill the alchemist.
I legit thought I was watching an old noita video I missed until I read the release date xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD. Thanks youtube for not showing the noti but recommending me the video like whattttttt???????
i usually like to play runs where i just go through the main dungeon, kill the boss, maybe screw around a bit, and then either commit suicide or cheat in the number of orbs i need for the pure ending. When i saw what he did here, and the wands he had, and the time he invested, i was impressed beyond words! The most powerful vanilla non-cheated-in wand i ever had was a ball lightning wand that just shoots a really, really really powerful ball lightning with maybe some kinda trigger. When that ball lightning hit an enemy or some terrain, it would look brighter than even the sun that you can create in this game! it looked like a twisted portal to heavens that glows so much that irl it would probably set your skin on fire! the amount of damage it dealt is unknown to me yet, but i know that it killed Three-Eyes with no orbs in only 5 frames, yes, my fps dropped for like 3 seconds and during those 3 seconds i saw 5 frames of the boss dying in a flash of ungodly amount of light.
albino when he dies: "ah dang, that sucks. time for another run."
albino when he's in the slightest amount of danger: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
when you're dead already it's too late to care, but if you're only in *danger* of dying, you so have a chance to save yourself
no he screams when he's in an extremely deadly situation, not just any kind of danger.
To be fair that is also me when I play noita.
@@xislomega242Like at 2:33 😅
I never heard such a genuine cry for help when Savojev duped the omega black hole
Same
Destiny 2 vibes in this
I'm sure his neighbours are loving it too
@@eclips_total2215 ??????
@@BotFisherman I think he’s talking about how in Destiny there’s a lot of content where you need to test the water and see what works when it first releases
I feel like everyone who's played noita simultaneously shriveled up in fear when they saw albino hit savojev with the omega black hole, knowing very well what would happen next
i dont even have the game and i knew that looked like a horrible idea
The Mr,Bean style "Hello" in the beginning makes the experience much more amusing.
I literally screamed ngl
@@KazimJafar Hello :D
@@AstraOG get it its worth it
God his screams are so *visceral*
things murderers say
Tom and jerry
maggot
his life is being sucked by the blackhole
Reality shattering.
Albino: ha! You're totally dead!
savojev: ah, but consider: *duplicates 50 black holes in an instant*
i may die but im taking you with me
No longer in fear for my game... now I'm afraid for my computer.
He really almost created a deity when he shot the Omega Black Hole at Copy Boi lmfao
I was confused at what happened there. I thought Albino kcufed up and accidentally put multiplying spells on his black hole wand.
@@TextualDeviant Nope just Copy Boi
Squidward
Albino when he holds his first born:
*Tremendous.*
"Ah, yes, finally: an Albino maggot"
I can hear the pain in his screams. Tremendous.
No, almond milk is tremendous
Albino: (Casually creates a wide-range plasma cutter like it's an everyday thing, followed by a war-speed teleport wand and deady 5-digit damage homing rocks)
Me: (Can't clear Hisii Base because guns are scary)
still havent got past the hiisi base cuz im a noob. had my best run today where i had an actually good wand and then walked into my own plasma cutter like an idiot
@@gdiridium5525 Noita makes everyone feel like an idiot
@@justsomeannoyingredpanda the amount of runs that ended in the mountain with me going: "I wonder what this does?" Followed by an exploison or just instant death
@@tomasparant8901 finnish arsonist simulator
It
Gets
Easier
I've spent 338 hours playing Noita, mostly figuring stuff out on my own, but occasionally heading to the wiki to ask "what's this I just found". I've explored the east and the west, I've reached the core, defeated the boss and activated the apparatus, I've explored the ruined laboratory and all sorts of side passageways. I know I haven't seen all this game has to offer (like the sky for instance...) but I feel like I've got a good chunk of it covered.
Then I turn on this video, and I'm like "what's this? What's that? WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? WHERE DOES ALL THIS STUFF COME FROM?"
parallel worlds too?
@@eva2602 Nah, haven't been to parrallel worlds. Let's be clear here, while I've explored quite a bit, I've never been in a situation where I can comfortably explore areas populated with abnormally dangerous monsters. Everything I've achieved I've done with the constant threat of losing everything in 2 seconds.
Which is precisely why I know I'm far from having seen it all. THere's so much potential to break the game and become and absolute god, and yet I've never even come close to that point...
@@Arkalidor fairs. a lot of the monsters in the Lukki Lair and even the vault aren't monsters you would consider fighting on a final boss 1- orb run. Black-holing through the last two floors to their holy mountains is often the best strat
It's actually really funny to see the "The Gods are very angry with you" and then just see Scott get fucking destroyed.
Gods ain't shit
normal noita streamer: ah yes, god weapon
Albino: roc
why use big weapon when little weapon do trick
5:36 "adhd wand acquired"
honestly, you're not wrong
that wand is me when i forget that i've already taken my concerta & take another one
Yeah. I laughed wayyyyy too hard at that one
@@JESUSWASAJUGGALO same. can confirm.
Albino furiously teleporting while screaming his lungs out in fear of the 20 black holes he accidentally created trying to vore him is quite possibly the funniest shit I’ve seen all month.
Local norwegian femboy forces an eldritch being to destroy the planet's surface
he's a femboy? uh, i don't remember what that means, but i think it's not that bad of a thing so i'm ok with it anyway.
@@xislomega242 he wore a maid outfit in one of his recent videos lmao
@@snappedginger3237 is that all it takes to become a mere femboy? loma that's not NEARLY as bad as i would've imagined
@@xislomega242 it's mostly a joke, just people joking
Never have I heard a cry with such intense terror
I love that the rock does more damage the faster it is, and homing makes the rock accelerate exponentially toward them. It’s so stupid
0:07 Enjoy the smooth tones of Tom the cat being torn apart by his own scheming.
16:19 me when grug tries to take my banana
monki moment
"Say Something wise"
"Do not die"-Albino 2021
7:00 The laughing tracks just killed me I don't know why
Yep 2 years after still makes me laugh
6:35 hey look im in the game!
The fear this man had when the worm boss spawned was HYSTERICAL
Noita: "Good old rock. Nothing beats rock."
Savojev: "Okay, I'll use that then."
Noita: "What, rock?"
Savojev: "Nothing."
*spawns dozens of black holes*
Albino: (fires wand)
Sauvojen Tunija: you know what ( *multiples and reflects black hole* )
That scream in the intro sounded like something straight out of Tom and Jerry.
Lmao Albino was so scared when Tiny came out, but he forgot ha had melee immunity
That scream oh dear. Such raw fear. Looking at his facecam while he shouts just makes it funnier.
17:30 THE UNIVERSE SINGS TO ME!
6:54 the laughing sound effects fucking killed me
The beginning of the video almost put me into the ER, holy shit man.
(Edit) THIS ISNT FUNNY STOP LIKING, ALL OF YOU UNLIKE RIGHT NOW.
Noita fact: random spell can cast omega black hole. I found this out the hard way. Death.
17:30 _that moment when you forget the Coinsure of Wands copies spells_
"I would not be surprised if that long ass name was just the finnish word for stick"
Sometimes a language is everything it appears to be.
That plasma cutter is literally the "Fuck everything in that general direction" meme.
1:27 scared tf outta me cause i was playing terraria with this in the backround
3:16 I genuinely thought it said obama black hole
Never before have i heard a scream so genuine
best run yet, loudest scream yet, and i am still terrified of how close he is to the 2b costume
he already wore it like... today?
Who is 2b?
she's a character from the videogame nier automata, also as far as i know he still didn't, it's just that he is at 900+
He did it on stream already, now we wait for the Not Albino video
@@nitroflux_o1040 *oh no*
local squid looking thing deletes world 17:33
I'm just watching this man casually do things I didn't even think were possible in the game
17:34 he sounds a little bit like Tom from Tom and Jerry screaming
“Magic with the mentally deranged”, was filmed in front of a live audience.
1:23 Albino is proof that Noita is an educational game he's starting to understand Finnish just from playing it
Where can I find the intro meme 00:10 with steve from tekken? Its hilarious
I'd love to know as well hahaha
I appreciate Albino saying Holy Joe Biden instead of Holy Shit. Not sure if this makes the video any safer to watch around kids tho...
That moment when he thought his game crashed but really he was suffocating:
"Hey, you're finally awake"
And also when he was being chased by big worm boi all I could think of was "Eater of Worlds but challenging"
I'm not gonna lie, I panicked in my seat when that boss duplicated and shot out a swarm of black holes
0:08 beginning of tom and jerry scream 💀
Im so happy he created the legendary homing rock
Am I the only one who was shocked when he rerolled infinite spells at 5:40?
Not me. The perk is OK, but it becomes mostly useless when you get the Greek alphabet spells like Omega. As I play more I realized how useless it can be compared to other perks. I'll only really pick it up if I don't want to go out of my way to kill the alchemist.
Albino : Fuck you
Connoisseur : Fuck you times 100
*Launches the same spell 100 times*
Dude, an albino screams compilation would be awesome
The fact i discovered about that boss is what you can't run away from it. No matter how fast you move it will catch up with you
10:11 ayo i ordered a pizza here'
"Kiekurakeppi" means more like "curled stick"
I may have watch this Entire stream across 3 days but god dammit it was funny and I’ll watch the highlights again if I want to
Damn Albino supports Maggot on Maggot violence.
Albino has been nothing but a terrified Norwegian man this entire video
Actual fucking Tom & Jerry scream
that little maggot, chased me for 7 altarnate dimensions
Anyone else have absolutely 0 idea whats going on but watch all these Noita videos anyway?
I dont play the game and used to not have any idea either, but I learnt mainly through his videos and other stuff
Noita is a super interesting game
What if the real maggot boss was the friends we made along the way?
Squidward: Parry this you fucking casual
That beginning was funny
“Holy Joe Biden” is a good supplement for “holy shit”
Tom when Jerry puts a mousetrap on his tail: 0:08
kiekurakeppi literally means fishing rod
Kiekurakeppi translates to "twisty stick" if i recall correctly, a bit on the nose :)
bino your noita videos are one of the best things that ever happened
You screaming your lungs out when a giant pixelated worm charges at you makes my day.
"Do not die in Noita. Try to live."
~Albino
I thought he said spell lubrication.
Yep, thought it sounded weird...
5:24
5:30 best way to travel in noita? spaghettification
Those screams of terror are so good
I legit thought I was watching an old noita video I missed until I read the release date xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD. Thanks youtube for not showing the noti but recommending me the video like whattttttt???????
???
16:18 that just did it for me, fuck that! Black holes are the scariest thing in the universe, dont bring them into noita that big!
i usually like to play runs where i just go through the main dungeon, kill the boss, maybe screw around a bit, and then either commit suicide or cheat in the number of orbs i need for the pure ending. When i saw what he did here, and the wands he had, and the time he invested, i was impressed beyond words!
The most powerful vanilla non-cheated-in wand i ever had was a ball lightning wand that just shoots a really, really really powerful ball lightning with maybe some kinda trigger. When that ball lightning hit an enemy or some terrain, it would look brighter than even the sun that you can create in this game! it looked like a twisted portal to heavens that glows so much that irl it would probably set your skin on fire! the amount of damage it dealt is unknown to me yet, but i know that it killed Three-Eyes with no orbs in only 5 frames, yes, my fps dropped for like 3 seconds and during those 3 seconds i saw 5 frames of the boss dying in a flash of ungodly amount of light.
17:33 found Tom again
"Another one"
-Famous last words
Not 10 seconds into the video and I'm greeted by a howling warlock
I have no idea what noita is about or what you do but his screams are so amazing
I want to see world where Noita was randomly dropped on steam with zero tips for anything and see the community unravel this present of a game
Albino turned into R2D2 when those black holes got sent right back at him
this game is so difficult it blows my mind that he just did any of this
nobody:
Not a single soul:
Not even the guy who makes these kinds of comments:
Albino: *screm*
Your curiosity is rewarded with... THE SUN.
It's like we are playing a whole different game.
Albino: "Hey, wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?"
_'Shoots Black Hole into mass copy machine'_
*"uuuaaaaaaAAAA@**#A**@GGGH"*
I haven't seen so many black holes since I watched Anton Petrov.
This video has fully activated my lizard brain
rock
jojo reference
Albino and his maggots
13:01 albino : "so we back in the mine"
Me : "got our pickaxe swinging from side to side"
bro hit that Tom and Jerry scream 💀
This feels like terraria and for some reason gives me a warm feeling in me belly
Local finnish wizzard teleports for his life, cause even he fears what he created
I almost fell asleep to his Scandinavian accent, then the screams brought me bavk
One of the best video I saw recently on tube!
This is an old video, but my man turned into Tom the cat.