Why We Weren't Each Other's Best Man | Ear Biscuits

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  • Опубліковано 21 гру 2024

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  • @BipolarGremlin
    @BipolarGremlin 3 дні тому +252

    Honestly, thank god you guys posted. I couldn't stand to be with my thoughts for one second longer.

    • @Gandalfthegoldenbird
      @Gandalfthegoldenbird 3 дні тому +19

      Unhealthy ass statement lmao

    • @peenprincess
      @peenprincess 3 дні тому

      i was like “mood” and then i read your username and i was like “BIG MOOD” lol. literally listening to them while getting ready for a therapy appointment 😅

    • @lilfairy444
      @lilfairy444 3 дні тому +17

      i hope you’re having a better day and a good tomorrow, friend

    • @BipolarGremlin
      @BipolarGremlin 3 дні тому +13

      @@Gandalfthegoldenbird it'd almost like I'm bipolar or something. 😂

    • @SarahClaus78
      @SarahClaus78 3 дні тому +5

      Same here. I wish I could take a vacay from myself. Hope you overcome that feeling soon.

  • @mirafeather7844
    @mirafeather7844 3 дні тому +56

    Went to school with a Brooke who later got married and did indeed become Brooke Brooks. Always thought that was so cool.

  • @moonpie21012
    @moonpie21012 День тому +4

    Link thinking he needs to tell us a story to explain safety isn’t his priority in life is hilarious😂

  • @saraschneider6781
    @saraschneider6781 3 дні тому +56

    "You wanna be the best man at my birthday?!"🤣🤣🤣

  • @wyattmilesmedia
    @wyattmilesmedia 3 дні тому +18

    This is the best episode in a couple months and that’s not a dis of recent episodes, this one is just that good

  • @jesshavok1015
    @jesshavok1015 3 дні тому +8

    Travel stories from you guys are honestly my favorite type of Ear Biscuits!!!

  • @rhiannonstephens3504
    @rhiannonstephens3504 2 дні тому +5

    In depth stories are my favourite from you guys, please do more story telling x

  • @hconf
    @hconf 4 дні тому +16

    Y’all are matching and it’s so cute

  • @Jamesdavey358
    @Jamesdavey358 2 дні тому +11

    26:35 this is a defence mechanism for tarantulas, it is releasing a cloud of little sharp, barbed hairs called urticating hairs. If inhaled these irritate the mucous membrane of small mammals, this can cause asthma attacks, edema and even be fatal depending on the circumstances. I think by shaking the blanket it saw you as a threat and was actually trying to defend itself, however I'm no expert so take this with a grain of salt :)

  • @whoarewe3557
    @whoarewe3557 3 дні тому +14

    I’m not quite sure when I started following you guys but damn it has to be around when you started them food challenges like the hot pepper or eating a blood taco or something, always be here and you guys are number 1 foreal, yall make me feel very comfortable

  • @nicolewise
    @nicolewise 3 дні тому +20

    Brooke Sushi (favorite food, I assume). Brooke Bijou (means jewel in French). Brooke Goodfella (favorite movie, I assume). Brooke Swift (favorite artist, I assume). Brooke Slay (because you do, I assume).

  • @julesdotmp4
    @julesdotmp4 3 дні тому +4

    incredible advice for a future boy-of-honor at my sister’s wedding 🙏 thank you so much gents!!!
    also, 1:03:00 is blowing my mind from how true it is. in my community you can usually tell who has a “church”y background from how comfortable they are with leadership, but i could never really explain why that made sense. of course it’s because there’s more organic opportunities to lead stuff within a congregation, so you get more experience needing to relay information/improvise in front of people than someone who grew up outside of the church-like me, because clearly i forgot what y’all are doing in there. 😂

  • @souperonion9990
    @souperonion9990 2 дні тому +3

    Another reason people renew vows is they never had a wedding to begin with. My wife and I never had a wedding bc of cost and general anxiety and we have talked of renewing vows down the line

  • @Skelethora
    @Skelethora 3 дні тому +11

    Cant believe that tarantula had the audacity to scratch its ass in front of the camera after scaring Jasper.

  • @sarakontra6929
    @sarakontra6929 3 дні тому +7

    Wiped his butt with one of his legs 😭🤣 he was kicking the hairs at you lol

  • @Sakeenster
    @Sakeenster День тому +2

    Tarantulas can actually make dogs and humans even go blind if they shoot their hairs and they enter the eyes! Their hairs also are just incredibly irritating when they enter your skin and can cause rashes. I am a big bug lover and had one as a pet as a kid. So many people think they are harmless (even the place that sold me one). I learned the hard way that they shoot their hairs when they are upset 😮‍💨

  • @cozyasmrrr
    @cozyasmrrr 4 дні тому +19

    37:19 “brooke books😐..… that’s good”

  • @lesliesmith5586
    @lesliesmith5586 3 дні тому +19

    Having your Dad as the Best Man is common in my area, but I don't think I have ever been to a wedding where the Mom is a Maid of Honor

  • @inawoodenhouse
    @inawoodenhouse 4 дні тому +15

    I'm not the Brooke who called in but this has given me ideas.........

  • @iCrazyTwitch
    @iCrazyTwitch 4 дні тому +6

    These are my peace in the morning time. Thank you for all you both do. ❤

  • @laurasmile93
    @laurasmile93 4 дні тому +13

    I was howling at Brooke McBiscuits 😂

    • @saraschneider6781
      @saraschneider6781 3 дні тому

      They totally missed the opportunity to give her valid advice.

  • @eeveebell
    @eeveebell 3 дні тому +3

    Link: “Brooke HollywoodStar”
    Rhett: “Let’s be realistic here”
    Also Rhett: “Brooke McEarBiscuits”, “Brooke McCitizenoftheWorld”

  • @misskitteh11
    @misskitteh11 День тому +1

    rhett's hair looks extra cool in ths ep

  • @samanthasmith1209
    @samanthasmith1209 3 дні тому +1

    I listen to these while I do chores in the mornings and they always help me start my day ❤

  • @itsoktonotbeokay
    @itsoktonotbeokay День тому +1

    Missed opportunity for "maid of dishonor"

  • @KyleBoise
    @KyleBoise 4 дні тому +78

    Their ideas of vowel renewals is so weird to me. In my family and circles, a vowel renewal, something typically older people do after being married for a very long time. It's just a nice way to have a good anniversary party and for people to let each other know, and everyone else know that they are still choosing each other every day. It's not for broken marriages or anything like that.

  • @noneofthiseverhappened
    @noneofthiseverhappened 4 дні тому +5

    57:06 The way Rhett's expression changed so quickly lmao

  • @hannahtaylor6520
    @hannahtaylor6520 3 дні тому +2

    If it makes yall feel any better, my sister had 8 bridesmaids and none of the family was in the wedding party. It was only high school friends

  • @ivonnegonzalez-v4z
    @ivonnegonzalez-v4z 3 дні тому +5

    I love it when link has hair on his face . So hot

  • @boyinny1779
    @boyinny1779 4 дні тому +3

    only 6 mins in and the banter is hilarious lmfao

  • @cdmc965
    @cdmc965 3 дні тому +2

    Excellent podcast.

  • @Happy_Bnzo_Puppy
    @Happy_Bnzo_Puppy 4 дні тому +5

    A travel story, yeeeassssss 🤌🤗

  • @siezethebidet
    @siezethebidet 3 дні тому +3

    Ref wedding speeches: You guys nailed it.

  • @awesomeadamfrom2099
    @awesomeadamfrom2099 4 дні тому +15

    Awesome job boys on the podcast drop a like for you.

  • @doubleeya
    @doubleeya 3 дні тому +2

    "safety third" killed me lmaooo

  • @RowdyProwdy
    @RowdyProwdy 4 дні тому +3

    I love these producers.

  • @saraschneider6781
    @saraschneider6781 3 дні тому +7

    1:02:11 "We should Master Class this shit, man!" -Link Neal, 2024

    • @itztrail2142
      @itztrail2142 22 години тому

      Link seems to love the word 'shit' lol
      They just love cursing

  • @kloverhalo
    @kloverhalo 3 дні тому +1

    There's a town here in Australia also named Ballarat, and it was also very popular during the gold rush. Except, Ballarat, Victoria is a lot different to Ballarat, California, as its roughly the 3rd largest city in the state and very popular!! I was doing some more research on it just before and it was actually named by an Aussie who believed it should've been named after the bigger Ballarat :)

  • @LadyKatie13
    @LadyKatie13 3 дні тому +1

    I love it that you’ve accepted that you have chihuahua poodles. It was so heartbreaking finding out they weren’t little hairy wiener dogs 😂

  • @jiminiebbypabo2868
    @jiminiebbypabo2868 4 дні тому +8

    You guys really know how to get us with the titles omg

  • @Hey-Nikki
    @Hey-Nikki 3 дні тому

    Mike, thank you for your service ❤️🤍💙

  • @olivialr
    @olivialr День тому

    Rhett or Link should do a below deck episode as guests for a 50th birthday

  • @SugaDontPlay
    @SugaDontPlay 4 дні тому +4

    😔 We need Link's full camping story

  • @joy-green
    @joy-green 3 дні тому

    link: thats when i realised you gotta be responsible...
    rhet: oh... ..
    🤣

  • @Supertaldo916
    @Supertaldo916 3 дні тому +2

    33:28 if she’s from Brooklyn she should call herself Brook Lynn

  • @mish5820
    @mish5820 3 дні тому +1

    I accidentally put pretty much everyone on the spot at my wedding. My dad and my husband’s dad did really great, and they’re both actually quite shy. My mom publicly shamed me for only telling her earlier that day about the toast opportunity. I wish she just hadn’t given a toast. My cousin/dude maid of honor mentioned how horrible of exes we both have to try and be funny. 🤦🏻‍♀️ I wish I’d given more of a heads up to everyone. 😅

  • @edeliteedelite1961
    @edeliteedelite1961 4 дні тому +2

    5:50 if he accidentally kills someone with the bow and they play this in court.

  • @BonJoviBeatlesLedZep
    @BonJoviBeatlesLedZep День тому

    All the stories of these Bureau of Land Management solo trips are amazing. We don't have anything like that in my country.
    Enjoy it while it lasts. If you saw the VP debate, it might all get seized to build condos lol

  • @paratweeet
    @paratweeet 3 дні тому +4

    The tarantula when he was wiping his butt was throwing his hairs! The hairs make you itchy and can get into the nasal passages and make your sinuses very irritated!
    I don't know much about them but I know that much. That's enough to keep me away.

    • @catdog0024
      @catdog0024 3 дні тому +1

      They aren’t poisonous, but they are venomous also

    • @paratweeet
      @paratweeet 3 дні тому

      @hilarypeterson7892 my favorite thing that people hate me for is correcting them on venom vs poison 😂😅 I'm a reptile person, definitely not a bug person

  • @77shawnie
    @77shawnie 3 дні тому +1

    Out here in menifee California where I live, we got tarantulas. One was about to enter through my un-screened window once.

  • @kaos4564
    @kaos4564 21 годину тому +1

    Link was definitely off the Za on that trip

  • @BigSirZebras
    @BigSirZebras 3 дні тому +1

    Anybody have an explanation for the 100s of tarantulas hanging out together on the road?

  • @chrisreynolds2565
    @chrisreynolds2565 2 дні тому +1

    Oh Link, that Tarantula was kicking hairs at you (butt wiping/hair darts). Not fun if they get in your eyes or lungs. They are not poisonous, they are venomous.

  • @abbysuerogers2825
    @abbysuerogers2825 3 дні тому +1

    BROOKE LYNN

  • @Saaaahdoood
    @Saaaahdoood 3 дні тому

    As a best man, I didnt have to give a speech... and thank god

  • @rbart91_
    @rbart91_ 3 дні тому +1

    7:56 the structure, did you hear?...

  • @itztrail2142
    @itztrail2142 22 години тому

    Link seems to love the word 'shit' lol
    They just love cursing

  • @quentinlynch
    @quentinlynch 3 дні тому +2

    Brooke Mythical Morning

  • @Akilan21
    @Akilan21 2 дні тому +1

    Brook Brooklyn

  • @BRADY_87
    @BRADY_87 3 дні тому

    Link- get stuck, might have to hike out. Next move… throw back out trying to move a giant boulder

  • @BrendoBlanco
    @BrendoBlanco 3 дні тому +1

    Brooke Books😂😂😂😂

  • @BibbyLou99
    @BibbyLou99 3 дні тому +1

    Any other Aussies ears perk up with Ballarat and being a gold mining town 😂

    • @kloverhalo
      @kloverhalo 3 дні тому

      yes!! my exact reaction haha!

  • @TeamRay0421
    @TeamRay0421 3 дні тому

    Give speeches at each other's 25th anniversary party

  • @ButterfieldEric
    @ButterfieldEric 4 дні тому

    23:09 I thought this was going to be a collab with Matt’s Off-Road Recovery.

  • @LindseyMakayla22
    @LindseyMakayla22 День тому

    Brooke Brooke Brooke is giving Morgan and Morgan and Morgan and Morgan and Morgan law firm vibes

  • @Tom-kg5gd
    @Tom-kg5gd 2 дні тому

    Loving the podcast BUT... I'd like to see a wide shot every now and then, where there's no cut in the middle. Might be too much editing but It'd be cool. 😊

  • @Nowocane
    @Nowocane 2 дні тому

    Anyone knows the outro track? Thanks for your help!

  • @Roemilo
    @Roemilo 3 дні тому

    One of you should try to get on the creep tapes if mark makes more of those lol

  • @Angelaflowerpot
    @Angelaflowerpot 2 дні тому

    Brooke Lynn😎

  • @ellemm
    @ellemm 4 дні тому +1

    Loved the speech advice!! But, tarantulas ARE venomous (maybe also poisonous, but I'd guess few people would eat one). Apparently the bites aren't usually that dangerous to humans, but if you're bitten it's recommended you seek medical attention.

  • @NOTLKU86
    @NOTLKU86 День тому

    @00:08 … iiiiim Rhett….. 😅

  • @kleen131
    @kleen131 4 дні тому +2

    NEED THE 4K EARBUSCUITS

    • @ggames2010
      @ggames2010 4 дні тому +2

      How is 1080p not good enough, that’s crazy.

    • @C0manso
      @C0manso 4 дні тому +5

      @@ggames2010 Because bigger screens exist and all of our eyes aren't the same. Even on my 32 inch 4K panel it looks noticeably worse than 4K, especially because of UA-cam compression.
      EDIT: Unless you mean on this specific genre of video, then I agree with you to some extent, it's not really necessary because it's just talking heads mostly. Just a "nice to have".

  • @jaimevives6896
    @jaimevives6896 3 дні тому

    That was an Arizona Blonde tarantula, not poisonous,. They have venom though, although not medically significant.

  • @cyanhaskell5426
    @cyanhaskell5426 День тому

    im really not that into these episodes recently, spending half of the episode responding to voicemails :( i loved the old format where we would catch up then there would be a point or topic :/

  • @livebreathanddie8167
    @livebreathanddie8167 4 дні тому +3

    Need to ses Link with a full bear and not just the stubble.

    • @youaintgettingmyhandle
      @youaintgettingmyhandle 4 дні тому

      I thought he did that for a GMM marathon (“Craziest Guest Moments Marathon”) episode once……unless that’s the same look he has now.
      But you right. He does. 😅

  • @andrewpotts5783
    @andrewpotts5783 4 дні тому +1

    huh. ive never heard of someone's dad being the best man. that's interesting. lol

  • @BipolarGremlin
    @BipolarGremlin 3 дні тому

    I hated how you guys kept switching places, but I have to admit, I prefer ryland on the right, and lizze on the left.... L for Lizze, R for Ryland.

  • @bubblewrapwallpaper
    @bubblewrapwallpaper 3 дні тому

    No rec baby, rec baby 123?

  • @breemlew
    @breemlew 3 дні тому +1

    Brooke, pick your favorite color. Boom. Brooke Redman, Red, Blue, White, Greene, Oranges, Gray.

  • @Lutecrate
    @Lutecrate 4 дні тому +3

    :3

  • @Happy_Bnzo_Puppy
    @Happy_Bnzo_Puppy 3 дні тому +1

    At some point, when spiders get big enough, they actually become little dogs. And you like dogs, Link. 🤭

    • @alexischarest378
      @alexischarest378 3 дні тому +1

      ? Your comments makes no sense. No spiders become little dogs.

  • @2009triona
    @2009triona 2 дні тому

    I love you both but I do not understand why Link chose to go on this experience without his wife. But even to not want to experience this with one of his kids. It seems very selfish or a fact that his kids don't want to spend time with him to experience these times he feels exciting enough to share. Very strange. Rhett always shares these with his wife. Love from Ireland

  • @coralgardens.official
    @coralgardens.official 3 дні тому

    Lol Link, why would you knowingly compare your preparation to that of trump?

  • @Skeaik
    @Skeaik 2 дні тому

    Dying channel

  • @whereamihelpme
    @whereamihelpme 3 дні тому

    Is this reuploaded??? I swear ive heard the part about women murdering before like a few epsiodes…??

  • @BekaLei
    @BekaLei 2 дні тому

    I love hearing y'all talk about Mike McHargue 🥹 He's so great.
    (Also, as someone who works at a church, the "I'm going back just for the audience" is all too relatable.)