maybe they're not even thinking anything they're just standing around waiting for orders and they're too empty-brained to figure out how awkward they look
@russianoverkill3715 he's simply built differen things such as gman loves him it's also possible that gordon is just really good at avoiding headcrabs and never actually got hit by one, same for barnacles and such. the reason why you get hit in game is for game purposes only. oh yeah and Gordon's model in alyx has no helmet, i rest my case.
@@TheSecondLaughingSoldier the whole point about Gordon Freeman in Half-Life 1 was that he was just an ordinary scientist, who happenned to be in a power armor during the incident, and no, HL Alyx doesn't count, because we saw Gordon from G-man's shenanigans, not actual Gordon Freeman, and by the way, in HL1 Gordon has HEV suit on even before he put it on.
"huh, who left this can on the floor?" "your ass after all that breen reserve and massif peaks instead of catching some guy with a crowbar in an orange suit."
"Attention units 6098 and 1882, you've awarded with nonmechanical reproduction simulation, move to sector 6C for getting your reward" Those 2 metrocop friends who already tested it on themselves: "So who's on the up now?"
"Freeman has taken out half of the building, it's infested with antlions. We unfortunately need all the help we can take." "maybe if you guards GUARDED, the prison. We wouldn't be needed here." "maybe if you didn't suck at aiming, we wouldn't be here."
*In a rare instance, two combine soldiers slip through their memory replacement therapy long enough to grasp self-awareness. They stare at each other in disbelief. What have they become?* then the elite shot them both, to prevent a possible uprising.
i like to imagine the universal union actually cares about their soldiers and doesnt scrub their brains, and they interact like actual humans with humor
When you meet the guy whos playing dokm skayer music in the background whike in a xs1 goliath while in round 2 hes fucking playing erika with the knife from cod in his hand
Mother fuqers having a staring contest but they can’t blink because they got no eyeballs anymore. Yeah fun fact, those helmets are basically their heads now.
Combine soldiers either get promoted and become an elite soldier(higher rank) or pick up shotguns and become Nova Prospekt soldiers(not higher rank, just different occupations and their radio systems are different)
![Half-Life: Combined | A Half-Life Cinematic [S2FM]](/img/n.gif)
They are actually questioning who's higher ranked and better at their job. (they don't know their just reskins)
I'll pin this
OOF
one gets rekt by antlions while the other gets chokeslammed by some freedom fighters
They don't know the Elite is more elite than them.
@@Dug3000 🤣
"I work at Nova Prospekt, so I have higher rank"
"You're just a guard, I'm a soldier"
Gordon Freeman : "Equal Fate"
Elite: Step aside,your all outmatched.
@@angelitacancholamoreno4830Gordon Freeman: " "
I bet shotgunners we're recording and editing
Shotgun soldier: shut up, kids.
“They still don’t know I actually ate all the ration left.”
- Combine Elite
Ah, screw you, 3650.
“brown nose.”
@@greetings-o1p oh my god is that a motherfucking entropy 02 refrence!??!??!/!?!
@@Neuwey331mf only got 2 legs😂
*drinks stolen water*
It was me! (Metrocop)
When the guy you hated the most, in your team and you can't commit a friendly fire
Haha very true!!
I love csgo for this
"Who tf drinked my mountain dew?"
"That was me"
bro has balls made of pure steel💀
Who drank mah mntn deh?
@@someoneoutside1337literally
@@someoneoutside1337*what balls*
Other combine: Gasp.
"Yes! I did it like this!"
"Who picked up that can?"
"You tell me"
maybe they're not even thinking anything they're just standing around waiting for orders and they're too empty-brained to figure out how awkward they look
This was my first thought.
They could have an argument about who serves the Universal Union better on earth. The glorified prison guard or the front soldier?
Haha right
What Universal Union?
@@phaex2288 "What small minds call the Combine" - Dr. Breen
I mean they both fought hordes of antlions and Gordon Freeman
@@phaex2288The Universal Union.
When bro says Overwatch gave him nonmechanical reproduction simulation and not you
So he can mate with other female?
@@thelmaodal5801 What?
Idk what's a "non mechanical reproduction simulation"
@@thelmaodal5801 It's.. a Half Life 2 reference?
@@mordecaijackson461 idk 😐
" He's staring at him. "
" Overwatch says stop staring at him. "
" He stopped staring at him. "
Mean while Elite is just enjoying watching
What a reference bro
From Simon says to Overwatch says
nah its more like
" He's staring at him. "
" Overwatch says stop staring at him. "
" He's still staring at him. "
He didn't
"Unit 2345253, what do you means some guy without a helmet managed to take out an entire squad with just a crowbar?"
And in some kind of yee yee ass orange suit
Gordon wears helmet, how else would he survive headcrabs, barnacles, and radioactive core of the citadel?
@russianoverkill3715 he's simply built differen
things such as gman loves him
it's also possible that gordon is just really good at avoiding headcrabs and never actually got hit by one, same for barnacles and such. the reason why you get hit in game is for game purposes only.
oh yeah and Gordon's model in alyx has no helmet, i rest my case.
@@TheSecondLaughingSoldier the whole point about Gordon Freeman in Half-Life 1 was that he was just an ordinary scientist, who happenned to be in a power armor during the incident, and no, HL Alyx doesn't count, because we saw Gordon from G-man's shenanigans, not actual Gordon Freeman, and by the way, in HL1 Gordon has HEV suit on even before he put it on.
@@russianoverkill3715 oi we werent supposed to see gordon like that in hl1 alright
3510 [Prison Guard]: "I like Your Sister."
3011 [Combine Soldier]:
'Hah, jokes on you, she's dead!'
"I like my meat rare"
3650 watching from the back:
They're both next on nonmechanical reproduction simulation
Why that elite looks like he saw things he will never unsee
3650? CONFIRMED?
Prison guard got caught having anti-citizen behaviour 😳
i mean WHAT IS NOVA PROSPEKT SOLDIER DOING IN METRO?! THAT SEEMS LIKE A REBEL SPY!
I love the utilization of the Nemez's Combine
YEAH nemez combine goes hard
His designs are great, he managed to make the otherwise bulky soldiers look pretty imdimidating
theyre going to kiss
@anthroimperzia3927📸
Kiss? Rather hug, since their helmets cannot be removed from them, since they are part of their head
probably knew eatch other before becoming soldiers but forgor eatch other names lmao
Haha 😂
"Don't I know you?"
"No, do I know you?"
"No, but do I know you?"
"I don't think so, but don't I know you...?"
"I can't even remember you but I can tell you were a bitch."
Why do they look like they're about to kiss-
i mean, i have seen plenty of fanfict about that
@@Marksnow234 I'm glad I've havent
@@jockdouglass3824 im also glad you havent
Say gex
@@Marksnow234 i have seen some stuff
"huh, who left this can on the floor?"
"your ass after all that breen reserve and massif peaks instead of catching some guy with a crowbar in an orange suit."
Soldiers: *Stares at each other*
Elite: Now go Gachimuchi!
*GOOD SOLDIERS FOLLOW ORDERS*
“I’ll show you who’s boss of this gym!”
Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door
"the weeb club is to blocks down"
"Attention units 6098 and 1882, you've awarded with nonmechanical reproduction simulation, move to sector 6C for getting your reward"
Those 2 metrocop friends who already tested it on themselves:
"So who's on the up now?"
If you want the reskin mod its called something along the lines of
"Nemez's combine reskins"
No it’s a canon combine unit
Nvm I realized it’s in hl:a style
@@TheknightofgothamcityNope. Their not even from HL:A. This is a mod for Half Life 2 and Gmod.
nemez reskins are peak
never once did I take a closer look at the combine
and DAMN they look even cooler up close with all of that details
Its a reskin pack, but it still looks cool
1 last ration left:
The small squad of combine soldiers when i type ai_disable 1 in console
Relatable 💀
They argue what is better, SMG or pulse rifle
Pulse-Rifle is beefier but low ammo supply. SMG is obviously weaker, but holds more ammo supply.
I'm an SMG fan, the MMOD one especially, except for it's firing sound
Pulse easily
"Drake."
"Yeah?"
"Where's the *_freeman_* ?"
Elite (3650) : btw guys, who both of you has a higher rank?
Nova Guard and OTA: *begining stare*
Combine 1 im higher!
Combine 2: nuh uh
The elite in the backround:
-So, what's up with your homies in nova prospect, huh?
-0:00
"Freeman has taken out half of the building, it's infested with antlions. We unfortunately need all the help we can take."
"maybe if you guards GUARDED, the prison. We wouldn't be needed here."
"maybe if you didn't suck at aiming, we wouldn't be here."
“Wanna fight over the best ar2 design”
“Bet”
they're on the enemies to lovers arch (they don't know this yet)
"YOU ARE A SPY"
"What no"
😂
“You lost homie?”
“Lost in your eyes foo.”
"Prison guard?"
"Soldier?"
i love how the elite is just watching like "are you guys done yet?"
"overwatch stop Staring."
"Are we gonna kiss or something?"
"Hell no!"
"Yo bruh are you like...me bruh?"
"Yeah bruh but I'm like....blue and stuff"
These combines high af
"nah, shotgun is better."
"what did you just said?"
The sexual tension is terrifying
how i stare at my homie after we have 1 last credit before promotion and theres 1 unarmed rebel left on the battlefield.
Son : How do you meet my mother?
Dad answer :
"now that I think about it"
*Sighs and scrolls trough the comments*
I have a headcannon that nova prospekt guards and combine soldiers actually hate eachother now
*In a rare instance, two combine soldiers slip through their memory replacement therapy long enough to grasp self-awareness. They stare at each other in disbelief. What have they become?*
then the elite shot them both, to prevent a possible uprising.
Elite:Tf is happening? 💀
Overwatch request that both of you should stop starring and go back with your duties
Haha good one
Combine to Combine communication
the sexual tension is off the charts
Say gex.
"Guess Who Just Got Their Credits."
they bout to kiss (they're just shy)
U never had a friend nor an enemy
Nova prospekt guard is my favorite hes just too cool
When bro says that he got a private house and a pet headcrab, meanwhile you are still waiting for your food rations every day:
He finally knows he is Brian wash
i like to imagine the universal union actually cares about their soldiers and doesnt scrub their brains, and they interact like actual humans with humor
Combine grunts:
@@UserDoesntExist96 No, Grunts do have their memories erased every few hours.
Elite: “Let them stare, I do not give a shit.”
He was combine overwatch boy
She was nova prospekt girl
Had kisses
Huh 🤔
😮
“WHO STOLE MY NON MECHANICAL REPRODUCTION SIMULATION?!?”
“oh yeah that was me.”
There’s my headcanon lmao
Also where can you find the models
Nemez Combine Soldier Pack
@@marv372 Ah, The MaRv himself! thanks by the way! love your stuff.
so like... he's cucking him?
@@unoriginalperson72 uhhhhhhhh. no comment.
He’s stealing their chance of non mechanical reproduction
Combine staring or combine kissing 💀
👇
I for real thought they would do something terrible at the end but now im relieved.
The two villagers when they found out both of them exist
3650: Wilson look they about to kiss
"Im have higher rank than you fool"
"No, im higher than you."
bro's about to beef up with the combine soldier
I thought they would Kiss
There were a few moments I thought one of them were leaning in for a kiss
"Who are you?"
When you meet the guy whos playing dokm skayer music in the background whike in a xs1 goliath while in round 2 hes fucking playing erika with the knife from cod in his hand
Mother fuqers having a staring contest but they can’t blink because they got no eyeballs anymore.
Yeah fun fact, those helmets are basically their heads now.
Same rank,different job and fate
two alien soldiers kissing
Nemez Combine Soldier pack.
“Overwatch these two mfs are bout to fight” overwatch then says “don’t make me turn you two into stalkers🥸🫵”
Combine soldiers either get promoted and become an elite soldier(higher rank) or pick up shotguns and become Nova Prospekt soldiers(not higher rank, just different occupations and their radio systems are different)
Even with their memories whiped out they still have beef. 💀💀💀
i'd be better if they were given orders by radio during this
"3649 and 3651 you both are ordered to return to your shifts"
I'm going to guess the Elite one is 3650.
My good aim looking at my bad aim
this has some energy.
me and bro in english class just mythicly staring to us
Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
Two dead bodies staring each other btw.
But no one is talking about that combine elite in the background that is probably going “what the fuck?” under the helmet.
Elite at the back : "they don't know i found the borealis."
now make a hl2 and hl:a citizen stare at eachother
Aw man i thought they were going to kiss :(
You really wanted it didn't you
then they boop their filters :DD
Elite in the corner: 👁
👄
Now make them kiss
they look like angry cats
Where did you fin the remade assets of the combine soldiers?
Nemez Combine Soldier Pack
Barney must've had this happen to him so many times
now kiss
And then they kiss
Bad cops just gonna walk in and tell both of them to become his combine shield
The elite: KISS KISS KISS KISS!
"You sit and don't do shit"
"And you're an errand boy"
“Are you guys about to kiss?”
Their fighting about who gets the AR2