All Hualian Drink Ads (Chibi Version) [English subbed] (Heaven Official's Blessing donghua)

An English translation and compilation of the chibi hualian ads from the Heaven Official's Blessing: Tian Guan Ci Fu x Unified Fruit collab.
In the first season, the Lord did shill for probiotic yogurt, and it was good. In the second season, the Lord did shill for fruit juice, and it was good. So good, in fact, that the Lord did participate in more in-character ads.
Transcript available at pengiesama.wordpress.com.
💖 Special thanks to Moxiang Tongxiu, Haoliners, Bilibili, and Unified Fruit.
📚 Translation and Video by Pengie / @pengiesama on Twitter.
🎵 Music, in order of appearance:
✨Vitality - Helltaker (OST) - Mittsies
✨The Promise - SIGNALIS (OST) - 1000 Eyes, Tom Schley
✨LUVORATORRRRRY! - Giga

[@Neon-Ducky2]

I love this channel an unhealthy amount

[@pengiesama]

I suspect you've had too much of XL's radioactive fruit juice, but I appreciate the compliment nonetheless. 💕

[@Neon-Ducky2]

@pengiesama Shhhh, my insides may be burning, and my brain is not working properly, but I know exactly what I like

[@katzbac]

yo what did you mean by "sfw ver" WHY WOULD THERE BE ANOTHER VER????

[@pengiesama]

The other version is only available to people who've purchased the annual fruit juice subscription where they dump 40 crates of the stuff in your front yard on the first of the month.

[@schurfgebietwindra33]

i am losing my mind i wake up, go on youtube and this is the first thing i see

[@bibii0104]

SAME

[@pengiesama]

I hope your eyes were blessed 🙏

[@Xx_lil452]

this is so adorable

[@pengiesama]

Agreed 💕 Truly the greatest collab of our time.