All S1+S2 Hualian Drink Ads [English subbed] (Heaven Official's Blessing donghua)
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- Опубліковано 6 вер 2024
- An English translation and compilation of all the in-character drink ads from the Heaven Official's Blessing: Tian Guan Ci Fu donghua, including seasons one and two.
💖 Special thanks to Moxiang Tongxiu for creating the characters in the first place, and to Haoliners and Bilibili for being capitalist shills and creating these masterworks of advertisement.
📚 Translation by Yun / @lily_ocho on Twitter.
🎨 Video by Pengie / @pengiesama on Twitter.
🎵 Music is "Two of Us" by Saidbysed.
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Do you remember when wangxian literally visited a Cornetto ice cream stand during an episode of the MDZS donghua? I think we should shoot for that next.
Literally just imagine the climax of the Black Water Arc getting derailed because someone brought out fruit juice. Hell, maybe that really would've happened. Maybe He Xuan's blood sugar was just low.
Hualian chugging juice while the parade about He Xuan's death is going on in the background 😂
@@LuriYowell Hardly the worst indignity he's suffered. Not even the worst he's suffered this week.
"He Xuan, you're not you when you're thirsty. Have a [insert drink brand]."
LMAOO
"I want to die."
"Dream on. Cuz you'll die from the goodness of this drink-"
@Habizuh_Studios
or perhaps from dehydration
These ads get progressively more unhinged, I can't think about what someone with no connection to the story may think of the last one, hahahaha
That's what I love most about these -- they're just indistinguishable enough from real episodes that it takes you off-guard when they start talking about soup far more than normal.
[insert capitalism here] hahahaha ty for the video! i love them
No prob! We ain't translating no ad copy unless those juicemongers fork over the dough.
HELP THIS WAS SO FUNNY. I was cackling at the end,, poor Yin yu, lad’s been through enough….
Yeah, but at least YY's employee benefit plan is competitive... And HC's manor is probably the only place that could hide him from a particularly determined QYZ...
“Gege, you’re home”
“Sang Lang, I’m home”
Is too cute 3:52
"I'm home and I brought back this plant because I had the feeling we'd have to do another commercial."
@@pengiesama No! 😭😭
What really gets me is the Yin Yu abuse
Гага
"slake your hunger with gege'd tender peach" 💀
Juicy and nutritious!
WOAH
Capitalism aside, I do love the idea of Hua Cheng sitting depressed and grumpy in his palace and all his servants being puzzled and frustrated. Then in comes his ray of sunshine boyfriend and he's brought him a _plant._ Because Hua Cheng gets bored and Xie Lian suggests starting a garden for the people of Ghost City, there's nothing green and living down here!
Persephone vibes.
I fully and wholeheartedly support this, but there's no way XL is sticking to that "two seasons together, two seasons away" rule. 😆
@@pengiesama Oh there is no way-
Oh hello! Thank you so much for all your hard work! You made it so newbie fans like me can get into this series. Even all the way in Australia
@@KaiseaWings Aww, thank you! I'm glad to be even a small part of such a phenomenal series.
Not me watching their ads just to get more of their interactions
I understand the pain 😥
0:35 they made sure he had that indirect kiss heinnnn 😂😂😂🥰🥰🙈
The real reason they took drink sponsorships: plausible deniability for indirect kisses.
I really like the food art for the citrus dishes.
Also, Yin Yu deserves a raise!
I noticed that too; the artists went surprisingly hard on those random dishes! Maybe Yin Yu gets a quarterly bonus after all that clapping.
2:33 xl's like, "this osmanthus drink tastes the same as i remember" xD
Also i've been fangirling abt the way san lang looks at xie lian here 2:27 (❁´◡`❁)
San Lang: (stares as Xie Lian drains the bottle dry and crushes it against his forehead afterward)
San Lang: god I wish that were me
the third ad is literally them getting a drug trip from that plum drink 😭
Too true; I mean, MQ is actually calm and smiling for once, and very few things aside from drugs could prompt that.
Ahaha, thank you for the translation. I love how season 2 of the donghua was considered too gay to air in mainland china, yet they air these ads which are even gayer.
They're just soup ads! Prommy! No gay here, officer!
Tbf, I think it's not specifically the content's fault of that season, butt just generally any BL adaptations being forbidden in mainland China.
tgcf was just lucky to be aired by bilibili, since they have a more international shtick going.
Hua Cheng: I've only ever wanted that one
Video: Xie Lian's chest 3:29
😎
We know, Hua Cheng. We know, and we understand. 🍼🍼
i love these random ads for some reason
loved it in mdzs and love it here it's just so funny
Same 😅 Though I think SVSSS wins in this department by having their sponsor be menstrual pads...
@@pengiesama
they w h a t
i guess i've been Putting of watching scum villain too long
I find Chinese donghua capitalism amusing as all hell. (Nothing will EVER beat the Scum Villain period pad ad!) Thank you for the translation! (And poor Yin Yu DEFINITELY needs a break in life!
... I have never heard of that. Is it on YT?
It used to be on YT, but looks like it's now locked behind a paywall--so I suspect anyone who tries to reupload it would get copyright struck.😑 Though if you google "scumbag system pad commercial", someone's uploaded it to FB and Tumblr!
MDZS was shameless enough to have Cornetto ads *within* an episode, but genuinely nothing can top Scum Villain's pad sponsorship.
“Gege’s peach” caught me off guard 😭😭
It does that to all of us sometimes... It's just so juicy.
Why was that last one SO ROMANTIC LOL
The inherent romance of watching a grown man eat 10 pounds of lemons as he cries about his husband going out for the night without him...
I'm dead with the Zhongli reference. Anyway thanks now I can confirm the last one is just Hua Cheng thirsting for Dianxia
Hua Cheng's continued existence is proof enough of his thirst for his prince. 😆
The osmanthus commentary I might actually be dying why’d you have to do both my bois like that XDDDD
The dumptruck label was the highest compliment!!
These adds really providing us fan services 😂😂 thanks for translating it
Our pleasure! Glad you enjoyed.
Hahaha there is one yogurt commercial collabing with other donghua too from season 1. Where san lang got jealous when the other guy drunk from xie lians bottle so he chugs it all up
Gah, I can't believe I forgot that one! I'll see if I can track it down in decent quality and upload it for completion's sake.
@@pengiesama theres a short one as well when xie lian was walking towards a tree, drinks. then camera pan to hua cheng to drink. i think it was on the same episode
OMG i was so curious as to what they were saying thanks for the translation! :>
No prob, hope you enjoyed!
the way they stare into each other's eyes as the ad reads i'm dead💀
Proving that they have chemistry even when shilling!
"Slake your thirst with gege's milkies"
"Slake your hunger with gege's tender peach"
Body: completely slaked
🥰 even an ad with them is gorgeous.
And the last one 👀 those flashbacks about xian le very intimate
They really didn't slack on the animation in these -- those adbucks sure do come with perks. Gay, gay perks.
あの世界観で鬼の王と太子殿下が普通にプロモーションしてるの笑う
今日の経済では神々さえも助けを必要としています...
Thank you pengie, yun, and hualian for sharing quality drink advertisements!
I am not immune to the work of capitalist shills when it comes to tgcf 💜
Thank you from both of us as well for watching!! 💖
IDK why but I find these HILARIOUS
Well, watching FX start his idol singer career with a bunch of sentient plums is pretty hilarious.
HAHAHHA omg literally so true
that 3rd ad..omg..so cute ;a; - they r providing us with such scenes whereas XL cant land in HCs lap in season 2 when falling down :D
They try to give us what they can, considering the circumstances 😭 And go all out when they get the chance~
@@pengiesama I know, just the logic 😅 I cant even imagine how they gonna make the next seasons without any explicit scenes and still maintain the plot
This is hilarious! Thank you for the translation! Poor yinyu needs a raise
A raise or a vacation, but the latter will only make it more likely that QYZ will find him...
Xie lian saying he's gonna share his MILKIES with Hua cheng LMAOOOO
He's a very giving god, you see.
The fking english commentary im dying
I hope you learned many things!!
This is so funny! Thank you for the translation.
You're very welcome! Glad you liked.
The logic of the ad is ridiculous but also cute. It's funny how we get fan service from commercials that we don't get from the anime.
Many magical and unbelievable things happen in these ads, like an indirect kiss via yogurt and Mu Qing having friends.
@@pengiesama Definitely still my favorite indirect kiss
IM LOSING MY MIND OVER THE LAST ONE HOW BLATANT CAN THEY BEEEEEEE
I mean, XL could've entered in that dancer outfit from that one manhua illustration...
@@pengiesama pengie I would have actually ascended if he did that don’t give me fanfic ideas
Never thought I’d say this but, Bless Capitalism😌
C*pitalism has probably produced some things of note over its lifetime, but I think these hualian drinks are kind of carrying it at this point tbh.
Man these adverts are truly providing some fan service moments huh
Using advertiser money for a most noble cause...
thank you for translating these! :D
No prob! Glad you enjoyed~
This is just stunning work omg thank you for posting this🙏🙏🙏
You're welcome! Glad you enjoyed~
I was wrong thinking that things couldn't get more fruity...😆
Then the peaches get involved. 🍑🍑🍑🍑
Aww! Thank you for sharing this! I saw all these ads, but didn't saw them with eng subs ^^
No prob! Happy to be of service.
I'm crying this is amazing
They certainly made me briefly consider paying absurd amounts of money to have these random drink brands shipped overseas.
"Yin yus life is a joke" sadly but laughably true
We laugh AND we cry.
HAHAHAHAH "Insert capitalism here"
Gotta pay for Season 3 somehow!
2:27 look at him blushing 😭
Anticipating that ~*indirect kiss*~....
THE CAPTIONS ARE MAKING ME ASCEND STOP
Thank you~! Say hi to everyone up there for me.
Thank you so much for these!! =^_^=
You're welcome~~
Omg thank you for this ❤, i was laughing sm watching this.
You're very welcome~ Glad you enjoyed!
"insert capitalism here" it says ! xD
Yogurt capitalism! Soup capitalism! Either of those!
Thank you for this blessing !!!!!
You're very welcome!! Please enjoy 💖💖
😂💕 This made my year, thank you💐
You're very welcome~
funny thing is, i actually went to china and tried the drink from the last ad LMAO hualian is haunting me wherever i go
I hope it was good enough to make you hallucinate that you're in an idol group consisting of plums!
こんな可愛いCMだったら喜んで観るよ
あなたのご尽力に感謝します 🙏🙏🙏🙏
omg thank you so much!
Happy to help! 💖💖
why do i wanna drink these now?😭
Blame the power of ship-based advertising!
В последней рекламе Хуа Чен флэшбэки словил
When someone's that old, I think they're particularly susceptible to catching flashbacks. 😆
😮 ty!!!😊
You're welcome~!
the zoom in on hua chengs lips 😭
These people know how to sell drinks!
2:34 bcuz he's been stalking u for the past 800 yrs
2:27 I just noticed that San lang blushed
San Lang's maiden heart can't take the excitement 💖
HOLY SHIT HC IS BLUSHING
Dreaming of the indirect kisses that await him...
Great captions haha
tyty~ Glad you liked!
FANTASTIC
tyty~~
tag urself im [INSERT CAPITALISM HERE]
I'm "Yin Yu's Life Is a Joke"
wait didnt nan fneg and fu yao techinally have a indirect kiss :0
Technically yes, but good luck getting them to admit it.
Get a dongua animated is expensive. Please do support them and buy 😂
I'd buy a whole caseload if they sold it here 😭
Just that time Chengzhu gets red😂❤
With that soup he's one step closer to his dream of becoming XL's personal shrine maiden; you can't blame him for blushing.
The ad doesn't even make sense! They're obviously living in a historical fantasy world so why is there a plastic bottle? 😮💨 That bottle is totally out of place.
It's there so Xie Lian can get the five cent bottle return. Obvs.
is it some kind of tea or soda commercial? I don’t know what kind of drink it is.
Not quite! The first two are for one product, which is a drinkable probiotic yogurt -- think a similar texture to Yakult. The second two are for another product, which is a sweet and sour plum soup drink. Drinkable soups in bottles are popular in Asian countries; you buy them from vending machines and they can come hot or chilled.
This made my day 😂
Glad you enjoyed~
0:50 excuse me?
Twedledee and twedledum offcourse
NF and FY are about as ineffectual as the real tweedles. 😆
#.YINYUDESERVESARAISE
No amount of financial compensation can erase what he's seen.
He does . Considering he has to write on 3000 lanterns every year. We all just glossed over the fact than san lang cant write....😂
面白いです。
そしておいしいです!
SLATE YOUR THIRST WITH *WHAtT?*
Juicy, juicy peaches. 🍑🍑
This is even more gay then official show 😂 But I love it❤
And that is quite the accomplishment indeed.
poor Yin Yu 😔
QYZ will help eat all that food and even lick the plates so YY doesn't have to wash dishes. Such a good shidi.
Hilarious! {Insert Capitalism Here}
[Tell Capitalism Where It Can Insert Itself]
❤❤❤❤❤❤⋯⋯
💖💕💖💕💖💕💖
0:59
what is the "👁👄👁🍑🍆" thing..
Sorry for the confusion! It's a silly joke face I inserted to make fun of HC for being thirsty and asking XL if he likes "peaches", which is a euphemism for a certain body part.
Do they know what 🍑 stands for??😮
I'm sure they'll understand soon enough...
This is even more gay than the show lol how is this possible
Haoliners trying to show us what they could do if they weren't wearing those Rock Lee training weights...
正装花城似乎是美食家诶，童装花城完全不靠谱哦
说到美食，Amanda的料理推荐哦（第二集第二集花城主有一位美丽的人类下属）
中国外卖人群过多，统一是标配饮品
code geass里有一位会做饭的姐姐
啊啊，三郎尽力了。😭💕 在鬼市，他有私人厨师！他已经没有练习了。而且他更喜欢他妻子做的菜......
@@pengiesama 哎，中国LGBT婚姻没有合法….哎…….
I tried to wtahc it I really did... but the cringe... it's TOO MUCH
I totally get it, though in TGCF's defense, MDZS shilling for Cornetto during an episode and Scum Villain's pad sponsorship are much more psychically jarring. 😆
Just a few says ago I tought it would be nice to have a compilation od all the Tgcf commercials... THANK YOUUU 🥹🥹🥹
Preserving such important media is vital!
Thanks for the Hualian indirect kiss random drink add 🫡🫡🙏🏻
We take our blessings where we find them, and today we find them with yogurt. 🙏🙏
@kictor
2:33 xl's like, "this osmanthus drink tastes the same as i remember" xD
Also i've been fangirling abt the way san lang looks at xie lian here 2:27 (❁´◡`❁)
Zhongli reference?
but where are those who share the memory?!
I heard it too😅