Portrait of a newly single millennial woman

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  • @thanesgames9685
    @thanesgames9685 3 роки тому +10248

    Do NOT feel sorry for her! The woman went home, got into her bathrobe, crawled into the bathroom, and has been living rent free in Julie's mirror ever since.

    • @adambeck427
      @adambeck427 3 роки тому +554

      The origin story!!

    • @camilo815
      @camilo815 3 роки тому +406

      is this canon?? Julie is this canon??? I want this to be canon.

    • @haxney
      @haxney 3 роки тому +288

      Ah, so this is "Mirror Girl: Origins", part of the Julie Nolke Cinematic Universe.

    • @emp1985
      @emp1985 3 роки тому +94

      I was thinking the exact same thing while watching the video. I don't care, I have made it canon for me.

    • @rabenklang7
      @rabenklang7 3 роки тому +12

      funny

  • @williamw1907
    @williamw1907 3 роки тому +3532

    As a former bartender, I have watched this scenario play out too many times.

    • @v.duskren8819
      @v.duskren8819 3 роки тому +66

      You and me both, brother.

    • @Verifraudreports
      @Verifraudreports 3 роки тому +56

      Every woman over 30

    • @v.duskren8819
      @v.duskren8819 3 роки тому +147

      ​@@Verifraudreports I had a much different crowd. My experience is only in upscale bars/restaurants, where the general demographic started around 28ish, or so. At my rail, it was usually the younger ones that got like the character in Julie's sketch. Although, there were the occasional 40-50 year olds that came in during their mid-life crisis. They fit this video to a T, including trying to hit on me while being a decade or more younger than them. One of them even tried to block me from serving a table I had on the main floor until I gave her a hug. WEIRD!

    • @victoriap1649
      @victoriap1649 3 роки тому +43

      @@v.duskren8819 that last scenario is very creepy. Someone needs to learn boundaries and personal space!😓

    • @Verifraudreports
      @Verifraudreports 3 роки тому +39

      @@v.duskren8819 i did my stint beind the rail in a ski town. divorces 30-40 ..also where the term cougar originated

  • @StevenHe
    @StevenHe 3 роки тому +320

    "7 years now" I don't know why that hit me so hard

  • @GravityFromAbove
    @GravityFromAbove 3 роки тому +1811

    Julie cuts herself on the razor thin line between comedy and reality.

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  3 роки тому +221

      hahaha

    • @johndododoe1411
      @johndododoe1411 3 роки тому +5

      Timestamp.

    • @zjdj09
      @zjdj09 3 роки тому +41

      @@johndododoe1411 0:00-6:54 ALL OF IT

    • @corvusdove874
      @corvusdove874 3 роки тому +33

      This is the edgiest comment in the comment section ;P

    • @zjdj09
      @zjdj09 3 роки тому +2

      @@corvusdove874 ikr

  • @Skip6235
    @Skip6235 3 роки тому +1920

    As a 31 year old who just got out of a 5-year relationship last week; I did not agree to be called out like this 😅

    • @luns486
      @luns486 3 роки тому +22

      Me neither 🤔

    • @GamesCourier
      @GamesCourier 3 роки тому +39

      28 year old and 6 years... :/

    • @Ultimime
      @Ultimime 3 роки тому +26

      This is basically an unprovoked attack.

    • @joshfrench5858
      @joshfrench5858 3 роки тому +3

      Lol

    • @enrique88005
      @enrique88005 3 роки тому +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @JustinWoo
    @JustinWoo 3 роки тому +514

    As a DJ who occasionally spins at bars and nightclubs, I have seen multiple women go through this exact transition and it is EXACTLY like this.

    • @kevinslattery5748
      @kevinslattery5748 3 роки тому +15

      I think it's common, which explains why Julie nailed it.

    • @Playingwith3D
      @Playingwith3D 2 роки тому +10

      I DJ'ed in the 80's, not only did I see this play out many times, I am also old enough to have gone through the male version of it. lol

  • @830927mjki
    @830927mjki 3 роки тому +1889

    Congratulations on the Webby wins. You deserve them.

    • @mbengaful
      @mbengaful 3 роки тому +58

      The real question is if they (the awards) deserve her.

    • @kanishkatanikonda8384
      @kanishkatanikonda8384 3 роки тому +5

      How come your comment is 15hrs ago while the video is still posted 1hr ago.

    • @AGDinCA
      @AGDinCA 3 роки тому +17

      @@kanishkatanikonda8384 Maybe a Patreon thing?

    • @mbengaful
      @mbengaful 3 роки тому +14

      @@kanishkatanikonda8384 Patreon. They get early access among other stuff

    • @kanishkatanikonda8384
      @kanishkatanikonda8384 3 роки тому +5

      @@mbengaful then they can post comments on UA-cam early?

  • @alyssakirstine
    @alyssakirstine 3 роки тому +1637

    The reality that Julie filmed this in her house by herself makes it so much more entertaining

    • @V0r4xiz
      @V0r4xiz 3 роки тому +19

      It makes it delightfully awkward :D

    • @DoubleDOwnage
      @DoubleDOwnage 3 роки тому +33

      Read the description, there's literally a cameraman and a production assistant on-site, possibly an editor.

    • @ricktyman4709
      @ricktyman4709 3 роки тому +7

      Dude she breaks quarantine like there's no tomorrow. She deleted videos where she wasn't wearing a mask last year while shooting scenes in public parks, which required it.

    • @TeaBurn
      @TeaBurn 3 роки тому +25

      @@ricktyman4709 Who the hell wears a mask outside at the park? Indoors, I understand, but it's at the freaking park.

    • @Shontay06
      @Shontay06 3 роки тому +9

      @@TeaBurn people who are going to crowded parks. They had to close ours down because a lot of people were walking the trails and the trails weren't big enough to allow social distancing; at all.

  • @melissah4879
    @melissah4879 3 роки тому +972

    As someone getting out of a 5 year relationship, this is both hilarious and also too real so I'm gonna go cry in the shower now

    • @olivianwaokocha5955
      @olivianwaokocha5955 3 роки тому +8

      In the same boat. Ready to cry as well

    • @theresekatie4841
      @theresekatie4841 3 роки тому +16

      Wow I didn't know other people cried in the shower as a hobby!

    • @lyndamcdonald7701
      @lyndamcdonald7701 3 роки тому +2

      Same!

    • @scottadler
      @scottadler 3 роки тому +12

      Perhaps you shouldn't have broken up with him because he was depressed, or a bead of sweat fell on you. Or just to prove how empowered you are. (Women file 80 percent of the divorces, usually for reasons they can't remember two years later.)

    • @dukenukem4447
      @dukenukem4447 3 роки тому +48

      @@scottadler Who hurt you?

  • @regina_filange2.0
    @regina_filange2.0 3 роки тому +803

    As a former bartender (and fellow female) this is SPOT ON! The mannerisms, the facial expressions, the small talk, the breakup stories about him, even the drinking someone else's drink by accident is exactly what I'd see so many nights! The lime falling out of your hand was so perfect and hilarious!

    • @mopnem
      @mopnem 3 роки тому +4

      It makes sense but is also kinda an odd thing to do, like would you want a guy to tell you about his ex? lol

    • @taz014l
      @taz014l 3 роки тому +2

      these people just want company after like a huge event right?

  • @scrymglin
    @scrymglin 3 роки тому +889

    Even though there was no barman, I still felt really sorry for him.

  • @MrBlakeleyden
    @MrBlakeleyden 3 роки тому +552

    No joke, that is the finest drunk acting I've ever seen

    • @luislima3476
      @luislima3476 3 роки тому +1

      I think you never saw Amy Poehler

    • @nukepcr
      @nukepcr 3 роки тому +2

      “Acting”

    • @dabo7791
      @dabo7791 3 роки тому +2

      Plot twist: it's not acting

    • @johndododoe1411
      @johndododoe1411 3 роки тому

      Have you seen the movie "another round", it's themed around being drunk.

    • @shannonsimpson5247
      @shannonsimpson5247 3 роки тому +1

      The dancing is what got me. Lol

  • @dudemandudefood
    @dudemandudefood 3 роки тому +2615

    There's nothing that makes a human more insecure than struggling with a straw in front of other people.

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  3 роки тому +318

      fax

    • @rayjohnson2387
      @rayjohnson2387 3 роки тому +8

      People use straws???

    • @Spatzenzunge
      @Spatzenzunge 3 роки тому +3

      Very true

    • @prestok
      @prestok 3 роки тому +8

      @@nonsensepoem You might wanna check the actual title, 'cause nothing conclusive shows up with those words

    • @H3110NU
      @H3110NU 3 роки тому +8

      Owner of a big Burly beard and can confirm failing when using a straw makes me feel like I’m a 5 year old.

  • @MisterTea86
    @MisterTea86 3 роки тому +886

    Can we take a second to appreciate Julie's drunk eye acting skills?

  • @joelhamlyn5186
    @joelhamlyn5186 3 роки тому +280

    Julie is such a good actress because I can never tell if she is actually drunk or not.
    I'd like to think she is dedicated enough to actually get progressively more trashed throughout the video shoot and actually called her mother in law at 3 am as well

    • @BadDayLp
      @BadDayLp 3 роки тому +4

      I'd like to think she is dedicated enough to actually get progressively more trashed throughout the video shoot
      One can only hope lol

    • @temptemp217
      @temptemp217 3 роки тому +1

      @@BadDayLp I mean, sleep deprivation would work just as good.

    • @karakanb3039
      @karakanb3039 3 роки тому +2

      That singing was waayyy too on the beat for her to be drunk

  • @CrimsonTemplar2
    @CrimsonTemplar2 3 роки тому +175

    It’s the little details that elevate the performance - the tics, the slurred words, & the bit with the straw. This should be a Masterclass.

  • @SimoneDePascalis
    @SimoneDePascalis 3 роки тому +935

    That one time when Mirror Julie was actually _more sober_ than Actual Julie

    • @kryptonianguest1903
      @kryptonianguest1903 3 роки тому +24

      How do you know that that wasn't Mirror Julie?

    • @craigquann
      @craigquann 3 роки тому +21

      Mirror Julie can handle her liquor thats why!

    • @1chienandalou
      @1chienandalou 3 роки тому +3

      Lol I gotta say it was testing my Julie Vs Mirror Julie boundary! And that is part of what made it delightful! Thanks Julies!!

  • @photoshopcafe
    @photoshopcafe 3 роки тому +978

    I was cracking up hard. Julie is such a good actor

    • @1q3er5
      @1q3er5 3 роки тому +8

      she's way to good at acting plastered lol

    • @afollowerofthewayJC
      @afollowerofthewayJC 3 роки тому +7

      "Art imitates life!"...Jus' saying!!😆

    • @xyzct
      @xyzct 3 роки тому +2

      Great production values too.

    • @notsure1320
      @notsure1320 3 роки тому +6

      Who said she's acting?....I know plenty of these.

    • @msmickit5649
      @msmickit5649 3 роки тому +2

      I'm thankful to her for reminding me why I'm SOOOO GLAD to not still be "out there" and single...lbvs🤣🙏🏾

  • @alandoane9168
    @alandoane9168 3 роки тому +382

    Seems like a nice club. Not too crowded, music's not too loud, nice mood lighting. Feels very homey.

    • @esquilax5563
      @esquilax5563 3 роки тому +21

      The girls there are cute, but they're a little out of control

    • @TheTibetyak
      @TheTibetyak 3 роки тому +13

      Sounds like the barkeep is a nice guy as well.

    • @HagenvonEitzen
      @HagenvonEitzen 3 роки тому +4

      and one is not booed by the crowd even for awful karaoke

    • @mwloos1
      @mwloos1 3 роки тому +1

      It’s probably a Tuesday 🤣

    • @temptemp217
      @temptemp217 3 роки тому +1

      @@esquilax5563 Nothing a little bit of love won't fix 😳

  • @brandonw.7438
    @brandonw.7438 3 роки тому +477

    She’s got on knee-highs and still managed to lose her shoes, brilliant touch 😂😂

    • @coppersense999
      @coppersense999 3 роки тому +5

      Ikr. And love how the club turns into a karaoke bar, somehow. Those are definitely two different nights out in the U.S. but Canada seems amazing. And magical.

  • @LycoLoco
    @LycoLoco 3 роки тому +252

    Clearly Julie is hilarious and on point, but can we talk about that makeup, lighting, and color coordination for a moment? Because, damn.

  • @RaymondStone
    @RaymondStone 3 роки тому +1484

    Now I want to see and hear a conversation between mirror drunk Julie and regular drunk Julie. 🍺

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  3 роки тому +859

      some men just want to watch the world burn

    • @RaymondStone
      @RaymondStone 3 роки тому +33

      @@julienolke 🙂

    • @MichaelaBelle
      @MichaelaBelle 3 роки тому +75

      No no, he's got a point

    • @rkred1
      @rkred1 3 роки тому +8

      @@julienolke yeah why not everything burns!

    • @myrojyn
      @myrojyn 3 роки тому +6

      @@julienolke purge the world with drunk fire!

  • @jmsantana1987
    @jmsantana1987 3 роки тому +271

    Ok but as a recently single from a 12 year marriage, this was too real.

    • @TheKarebear666
      @TheKarebear666 3 роки тому +2

      Same. After a 7 yr common law relationship it hits hard

    • @deborahmahon5451
      @deborahmahon5451 3 роки тому

      Same

    • @conwaymj88
      @conwaymj88 3 роки тому +1

      Hey 😘

    • @jmsantana1987
      @jmsantana1987 3 роки тому +2

      @@conwaymj88 are you saying hey to me??

    • @jmsantana1987
      @jmsantana1987 3 роки тому +11

      @@GBPARMER_GEN-X77 can’t say I’ve ever been flirted with via a comment section. Hate to break it to him but I’m hella gay.

  • @emmetbrowne5332
    @emmetbrowne5332 3 роки тому +744

    Even being a single male who just turned thirty, I felt a confusing mixture of hilarity and existential dread for myself.

    • @auralit8
      @auralit8 3 роки тому +22

      Eyyy happy birthday

    • @katherinetutschek4757
      @katherinetutschek4757 3 роки тому +64

      I'm 5 years ahead of you:) Seeing the young ones look younger and younger is unnerving, and it's true the clubbing scene is generally 20's and early 30's, but in all honesty the dating scene never really goes away no matter how old you are. I thought I wouldn't be approached anymore after I got married but to my surprise, there are still ppl interested. So don't worry too much. Should your relationship ever end later in life, there will still be interesting people to meet, and your relationship and conversations will be all the more deeper as a result of your experience.

    • @piotrd.4850
      @piotrd.4850 3 роки тому +5

      Start chasing money, skill, influence and 20+ :P

    • @9279chomp
      @9279chomp 3 роки тому

      Welcome to your prime

    • @DonaBologna
      @DonaBologna 3 роки тому +20

      Newly single 38 y/o. This video is scary AF

  • @LaughBoys
    @LaughBoys 3 роки тому +491

    I enjoy that Julie's left eyelid progressively falls lower and lower over her eye

  • @shalomkreitman1102
    @shalomkreitman1102 3 роки тому +257

    I think we are witnessing Mirror Julie’s origin. Congratulations on the Webby win

  • @StatisticianfromPluto
    @StatisticianfromPluto 3 роки тому +88

    As a 27 year old getting out of a five-year relationship, that portrayal of desperation is so accurate that it's nearly painful 😂

  • @TheThirdSilence
    @TheThirdSilence 3 роки тому +381

    As someone single and in their 30's, this hit deep in a dark place we're not supposed tO TALK ABOUT JULIE

    • @LustStarrr
      @LustStarrr 3 роки тому +21

      As an elder millennial who has recently had thoughts of killing their partner in their sleep for breathing too loud, I agree - JULIE, WE’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT THIS STUFF!

    • @somedudeonyoutube8079
      @somedudeonyoutube8079 3 роки тому +6

      Rude, but the name fits.

    • @Angelproject2016
      @Angelproject2016 3 роки тому +4

      Omg if they snore... I used lavender oil on my x and he stopped snoring when I put that on his pillow. He slept like a baby.

    • @nateconnelly
      @nateconnelly 3 роки тому

      Just wait until your 40's my friend

    • @janeedwards-griffin3604
      @janeedwards-griffin3604 3 роки тому +2

      @Volatile Truth learn the difference between your and you're and maybe we'll (not will) consider your comments intellectually worthy.

  • @lennartnubl5193
    @lennartnubl5193 3 роки тому +196

    I'm a bartender, and I can tell you, this is frighteningly accurate. Except, sadly, that black bar does not exist 3:14.

    • @procrastination2204
      @procrastination2204 3 роки тому +7

      Sadly?

    • @toriless
      @toriless 3 роки тому +6

      @@procrastination2204 Yeah, in Julie's case I'd like it to go away.

    • @RedwoodGeorge
      @RedwoodGeorge 3 роки тому +2

      I must admit I thought it was the zenith of creativity when Julie went full 'Basic Instinct' for the laugh :-)

    • @Raven9429
      @Raven9429 3 роки тому

      @@procrastination2204 meaning he sees everything when he’s working lol

  • @indianmota
    @indianmota 3 роки тому +43

    I like how everyone was maintaining social distancing in the club, no one even came in the frame, not one person. Gotta love Canadian people!

  • @lawbinson
    @lawbinson 3 роки тому +138

    When you realize this didn’t occur at a crowded bar, but alone at the woman’s apartment.

  • @Drulian
    @Drulian 3 роки тому +381

    Note to self: Don't watch at work. Too many people laughing around me.

  • @nakenmil
    @nakenmil 3 роки тому +460

    Oh god, I'm the same age, and single... we're becoming the people we made fun of when we were 20, aren't we? >.

    • @neebsmcneebs9697
      @neebsmcneebs9697 3 роки тому +38

      It's inevitable. Also the breathing too loud murder part.

    • @schmaniel86
      @schmaniel86 3 роки тому +15

      That's the cycle of life

    • @havcola6983
      @havcola6983 3 роки тому +11

      What age you are is always going to be a better indicator of how people see you, it's just that talking in generational cohorts appeals to our sense of tribalism. But even boomers were the 'spoiled and out of control' youths in the 60s and 70s and a lot of people being labled as 'stuffy old boomers' are actually members of the once very counter-cultural GenX.

    • @CamdenBloke
      @CamdenBloke 3 роки тому +3

      I'm 40 and newly single after 10 years. For the first bit I'm thinking, "Oh she's nice." A third of the way in, not so much. 😛😛

    • @mariusa.5863
      @mariusa.5863 Рік тому +1

      That’s poetic justice, I guess. So please, do not make fun of these people.

  • @tj5912
    @tj5912 3 роки тому +210

    I snorted when the censor bar came out. Awesome.

    • @johndododoe1411
      @johndododoe1411 3 роки тому +6

      Did it cover anything or was it just suggesting there was something to cover.

    • @blindleader42
      @blindleader42 3 роки тому +21

      @@johndododoe1411 I suspect it maybe was needed once and the editor decided it would be funnier to go whole hog. The editor was right.

    • @aloseman
      @aloseman 3 роки тому +7

      I was waiting my 10 minutes after getting my vaccine. I laughed out loud in public.

    • @toriless
      @toriless 3 роки тому +1

      @@aloseman I had to wait 15 to 20 minutes.

  • @pkellytube
    @pkellytube 3 роки тому +483

    This one already leads the next Webby Awards.

  • @bndork
    @bndork 3 роки тому +57

    I laughed way too hard. This is so painfully accurate to my 32 year old soul after leaving my boyfriend of 6 years.

  • @its_rachel1
    @its_rachel1 3 роки тому +108

    I swear, her talent for acting is INCREDIBLE

  • @lonebeaver9535
    @lonebeaver9535 3 роки тому +302

    You are without a doubt the absolute best actor in the universe to portray drunkenness. The facial expressions, the little speech tics it's just friggin perfect!

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  3 роки тому +52

      thank youuu!

    • @johndododoe1411
      @johndododoe1411 3 роки тому +5

      Someone needs to compare her to the Oscar nominated performances in the movie "Another Round" (Druk).

    • @imjoshellis
      @imjoshellis 3 роки тому +8

      who said she's acting

    • @purple0hairstreak
      @purple0hairstreak 3 роки тому +7

      @@julienolke You had just one eye drooping! How did you even do that without actually being drunk?!

    • @robertjolley8715
      @robertjolley8715 3 роки тому +1

      @@julienolke Method actor? :)

  • @SvetlanaTulasi
    @SvetlanaTulasi 3 роки тому +352

    Dude I watched this without the sound and IT’s BLOODY BRILLIANT 🤣🤣🤣

    • @concrete_dog
      @concrete_dog 3 роки тому +20

      Okay. Uhm... why? 😂

    • @dezh6345
      @dezh6345 3 роки тому +14

      @@concrete_dog I'm guessing for accuracy? Since you can't hear a damn thing in places like that.

    • @HitTheRoadJack123
      @HitTheRoadJack123 3 роки тому +4

      @@dezh6345 WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT??????????

    • @christinajancy
      @christinajancy 3 роки тому +5

      You know it's good when it still makes sense on mute haha

    • @JewShady
      @JewShady 3 роки тому

      There's something wrong with you 😂

  • @VianneyOuiBon
    @VianneyOuiBon 3 роки тому +311

    I still haven't gotten used to millenial being a stand-in for 'young and clueless', and now you tell me it already became a stand-in for 'old and creepy' ?!

    • @sunflower_stargirl
      @sunflower_stargirl 3 роки тому +32

      The oldest of us are now in their late 30s!

    • @JessieBanana
      @JessieBanana 3 роки тому +14

      @@sunflower_stargirl The oldest millennials actually turned 40 this year!

    • @fabiolean
      @fabiolean 2 роки тому +6

      Yeah, man, we're definitely not The Kids anymore.

    • @sczdnb5507
      @sczdnb5507 2 роки тому +2

      Millenials are born between 1980 and 1995 so yeah, we are kind of old now :(.
      And this is me on my 29th birthday, 11 years with the same guy. I never called him again nor hi mom, at least.

    • @VianneyOuiBon
      @VianneyOuiBon 2 роки тому +3

      To clarify, i'm not millenial myself, i'm right in between X & Y, so even more old and creepy!

  • @christianhaugboelle
    @christianhaugboelle 3 роки тому +656

    Not sure if Julie is just great at acting drunk or if those were real shots x)

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  3 роки тому +399

      I'll never tell xoxo Gossip Girl

    • @ashtherion
      @ashtherion 3 роки тому +54

      Plot twist: She's method.

    • @shanhussain6114
      @shanhussain6114 3 роки тому +12

      I say she's method acting

    • @jedinxf7
      @jedinxf7 3 роки тому +27

      the trick is they're non alcoholic but she's high af

    • @lawr5764
      @lawr5764 3 роки тому +7

      Maybe a little of column A, and a little of column B.

  • @VII0777
    @VII0777 3 роки тому +32

    Wow this is art. Look at the color theory. Look at the framing. The acting. My god. 😌

  • @dr.featherbottom
    @dr.featherbottom 3 роки тому +405

    Who else thinks Julie is rocking that dress? And those moves! And emotional drunken singing.

    • @toriless
      @toriless 3 роки тому +3

      That singing hurt my ears

    • @censusgary
      @censusgary 3 роки тому +1

      The dancing is pretty great.

    • @kryptonianguest1903
      @kryptonianguest1903 3 роки тому +6

      To be honest, I never noticed before, but Julie has REALLY nice legs.

    • @duLuded
      @duLuded 3 роки тому +6

      Julie is fucking gorgeous but i never see comments about it. I think these comments must be moderated pretty hard

    • @kryptonianguest1903
      @kryptonianguest1903 3 роки тому +1

      @@duLuded I guess you and I are about to find out :D

  • @michael1326
    @michael1326 3 роки тому +89

    The evolution of Julie’s hairdo is the most believable part of this

    • @AikiraBeats
      @AikiraBeats 3 роки тому

      Right it changed so much so quick

  • @RxxxQueen
    @RxxxQueen 3 роки тому +69

    "Ugh... It tastes horrible... Has it always been like that?" Relatable 😄

    • @joelhamlyn5186
      @joelhamlyn5186 3 роки тому +3

      I went to a real bar for the first time since covid about 2 weeks ago. I've never been so disappointed as when I tasted the first drink someone got me. Was expecting a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster and got bad whiskey even further watered down to coke that didn't have enough syrup in the mixture. Very anticlimactic, but at least I wasn't stuck at home

  • @aidanstenson7063
    @aidanstenson7063 3 роки тому +117

    You and Ryan George are able to create the amazing impression of there being multiple people in the room, when there's only you, its crazy good

    • @JakeLangenderfer
      @JakeLangenderfer 3 роки тому +5

      I think Julie's even better at it. There's something about the whole "one person is talking while the camera is on someone else" thing that makes the whole effect work so well. The shots look like shots you'd see in a show or movie, while the dialogue and pictures are one person.

    • @francescademaio2639
      @francescademaio2639 3 роки тому +1

      So true!

    • @adminadmin8992
      @adminadmin8992 3 роки тому

      Ryan was her ex.

    • @aidanstenson7063
      @aidanstenson7063 3 роки тому

      @@francescademaio2639 I'm glad you think so

  • @Ally788
    @Ally788 3 роки тому +334

    Instead of killing me softly with her song, she's murdering me stabbily with her jokes.

  • @luisvillarreal5262
    @luisvillarreal5262 3 роки тому +4

    You killed it Julie. You nailed the true behavior of a party girl. It was so convincing. From fun and vibrant to tipsy and flirty to crazy and wild to wallowing in self pity and finally passing out.

  • @thepebblesexplore83
    @thepebblesexplore83 3 роки тому +136

    I didn’t expect a UA-cam comedy sketch to leave me feeling so scared for a mid life crisis.

    • @waituntilthebeep
      @waituntilthebeep 3 роки тому

      Oh shit... they are so worth it!

    • @sastrugi4471
      @sastrugi4471 3 роки тому +1

      lol, that's just the pre-mid life crisis

    • @Kmanh-xf2jq
      @Kmanh-xf2jq 3 роки тому +1

      Don't worry... this only happens to women

    • @astolat2262
      @astolat2262 3 роки тому

      @@Kmanh-xf2jq not true, go look at Robin Sharma's books

  • @MrRiftman
    @MrRiftman 3 роки тому +106

    This went from normal Julie to Mirror Julie real quick

    • @frankcuoco1501
      @frankcuoco1501 3 роки тому +3

      Mirror julie breaks out once in a while too👍👍👍

  • @ayelen7285
    @ayelen7285 3 роки тому +17

    She singing "driver license" was the best thing I watch this week JSJSJSJJS

  • @Avoiceintheshadow
    @Avoiceintheshadow 3 роки тому +259

    How she's still alive after that many drinks and still looking that good, we'll never know

    • @jemiebridges3197
      @jemiebridges3197 3 роки тому +9

      "Die young, stay pretty" Debbie Harry.

    • @utezahn3174
      @utezahn3174 3 роки тому +5

      I was waiting for the drinks to come back up

    • @rathelmmc3194
      @rathelmmc3194 3 роки тому +1

      @@utezahn3174 Drinking that much in your 30s... Yep that's exactly what would have happened.

    • @ykl1277
      @ykl1277 3 роки тому

      Those drinks are way watered down

  • @thraelen
    @thraelen 3 роки тому +49

    Your ability to capture and replicate the essence of literally everything is unparalleled. Also I’ve legit been wanting to try that cereal so... bonus.

  • @adriannefluet5980
    @adriannefluet5980 2 роки тому +1

    I just turned 50 June 2022 and two grown up men two grandchildren and living on my own and decing to just do whatever I want single and very happy!

  • @brianglavey8775
    @brianglavey8775 3 роки тому +104

    When Drivers License came on I fully lost it! I am crying!

    • @frankswarbrick7562
      @frankswarbrick7562 3 роки тому +1

      I've only heard this song twice in my life (the SNL performance, twice), but I immediately recognized it. Great choice!

  • @MuwuRS
    @MuwuRS 3 роки тому +144

    Julie you're actually a national treasure, I lost it at drivers license lmfao

  • @PkmnMasterHolly
    @PkmnMasterHolly 3 роки тому +68

    I love this video!!! Thank you for making this

  • @nikkij4873
    @nikkij4873 3 роки тому +128

    “It’s nice because I can do my own thing now.”
    **awkwardly dances alone**
    Lmaooo oh Julie - we love you.

  • @JMAVI
    @JMAVI 3 роки тому +78

    A perfect encapsulation of an emotional spiral. Well done!

  • @lostpear
    @lostpear 3 роки тому +18

    "Uh... this is horrible. Has it always been like that?!" such a good line!

    • @coribug42
      @coribug42 3 роки тому

      She is not just talking about the drink😂

  • @Hotrob_J
    @Hotrob_J 3 роки тому +120

    You know, two years ago I would have just assumed this was acting out being at a club in a solo skit. Now I know she is actually doing this alone, and acting out like she's at a bar is to give some sense of normalcy during a hard situation in strange times.

  • @panchri
    @panchri 3 роки тому +478

    I missd one scene: Drunk Julie goes to the restroom, she hears "mirror mirror" from somewhere and sees sober Julie in the mirror.

  • @riarising8630
    @riarising8630 3 роки тому +81

    Never would have thought a woman alone in her house could film a masterpiece like this, and that 400,000 people would watch it. Quarantine is really hit us hard guys

    • @123214matt
      @123214matt 3 роки тому +2

      This was a really dumb try-hard compliment. Quarantine has been over; this is what’s known as the internet.

    • @chinwenduizenwata6763
      @chinwenduizenwata6763 3 роки тому +1

      @@123214matt well damn

    • @iGame3D
      @iGame3D 3 роки тому +1

      Quarantine is the alchemical fire from which lead has turned into gold.

    • @montecarlo4294
      @montecarlo4294 3 роки тому

      @@123214matt Yes!! Thank you!! I really don't understand people saying that we are still in quarantine. It ended some time ago. Anyone who believes it is still going on has either been duped or is just staying in it voluntarily hoping that others will join them. It's just silly

  • @thehammer3193
    @thehammer3193 3 роки тому +308

    "because one day you are going to wake up and you are going to want to murder him" LOL. As someone who has been married for 30 years, I can tell you that's true. Fortunately, it passes. I mean it comes back later, and then goes away again..... several times.... but the point is, it passes.

    • @Ben-kz2km
      @Ben-kz2km 3 роки тому +26

      It gets replaced by the regret of having committed murder though.

    • @jama211
      @jama211 3 роки тому +10

      Err speak for yourself?

    • @kotikkotik945
      @kotikkotik945 3 роки тому +19

      And at some point he passes

    • @reetombera9288
      @reetombera9288 3 роки тому +11

      @@kotikkotik945 DAMMIT I was gonna make that same joke...

    • @eddarby469
      @eddarby469 3 роки тому +8

      ... and then you remember his life insurance will only sustain you for two years ... maybe three if you're real careful about spending.

  • @ecostarr
    @ecostarr 3 роки тому +114

    Julie has this amazing ability to be both awkward and hot at the same time, and drunk Julie is just hilarious.

  • @izzychase2717
    @izzychase2717 9 місяців тому +1

    lol. NAILED the drunk faces!!!

  • @mgeorgejags
    @mgeorgejags 3 роки тому +61

    The left eye when she starts getting drunk. That is just too accurate

  • @peregrinus4760
    @peregrinus4760 3 роки тому +74

    I am so proud to be a millennial, we were promised the world and ended up getting an iPhone and a seat at the bar after an apocalypse. Thanks!

    • @Just-Nikki
      @Just-Nikki 3 роки тому +3

      @@GBPARMER_GEN-X77 I’m Gen X ( 47 ) and my husband is a millennial ( 32 ) he brings up some valid points about weird shit from Gen X youth such as all the creepy songs about having sex with underage girls and the fact that I weighed 84 pounds in high school because “ heroin chic “ was the body type goals. Also, the boys will be boys mentality. I got groped almost daily just trying to walk from one class to another and that wasn’t unusual. I’m honestly glad we didn’t have cameras in our faces all the time though so there’s that.

    • @Just-Nikki
      @Just-Nikki 3 роки тому +2

      Every generation was promised the world and we all blame the generations before us for handing us a pile of steaming shit. My generation had a war because of oil and watched planes crash into buildings and wondered wtf we were supposed to do about it but fortunately airline companies made a rule about liquids and hired tsa agents to make us all feel physically violated and I guess that fixed everything. It could be worse…we could all be Gen Z and not know what fing pronouns to use while talking to transgender, level 3 furry, ninja turtles that identify as unicorns.

    • @iconoclad
      @iconoclad 3 роки тому +1

      @@GBPARMER_GEN-X77 Boomers were howled down and excluded by bitter ex war returned soldiers who ran the world. We never had a say in anything.

    • @LeSyd1984
      @LeSyd1984 3 роки тому +3

      @@iconoclad Hahaha, that's the funniest line I've read in here all year.
      Anyhow, I'm glad to be an Xer... we were actually promised shit and misery and the world delivered, lol!
      Almost everything I was told in grade school came to past except flying cars... (kind of miffed about that one.)

    • @iconoclad
      @iconoclad 3 роки тому

      @@GBPARMER_GEN-X77 Liar? What are you on about? I am just speaking from personal experience. As kids we were told "Children should be seen and not heard". We weren't allowed an opinion. Old codgers at the lawn bowls club prevented us from flying our model planes in the park behind the club because the engines were affecting their concentration. Later our guitar band was harassed by the manager at the RSL club during a paying gig because I don't know why. Bosses at all my early jobs were crusty old B's. There was no such thing as pot. The closest thing to drugs was an untrue rumour at primary school that you could put aspirin in coca cola and it would make you feel funny. At high school one of my classmates was so decadent as to smoke tobacco. But yes, it was fairly easy to get a job.

  • @ntdscherer
    @ntdscherer 9 місяців тому +1

    I laughed repeatedly! I'm wondering how much unreleased dance footage there is from this.

  • @redscul129
    @redscul129 3 роки тому +63

    i can only image how the situation would be if someone call the police for a party on a house on a pandemic, and... the cops see julie dancing alone

  • @jared8164
    @jared8164 3 роки тому +36

    some say she passed out before ever finding that straw, a symbol for the happiness she can no longer attain

  • @putzymcgee1413
    @putzymcgee1413 3 роки тому +1

    Omg! One of your best yet!!

  • @dancedricarevalo699
    @dancedricarevalo699 3 роки тому +198

    Next episode: drunk Julie talks to mirror drunk Julie when she gets home

    • @neil5280
      @neil5280 3 роки тому +15

      And mirror Julie is stone-cold sober.

    • @cece6448
      @cece6448 3 роки тому +2

      PLOT TWIST: they are the same person

    • @monikaazariah9237
      @monikaazariah9237 3 роки тому

      Totally

  • @jasminebaar4640
    @jasminebaar4640 3 роки тому +148

    When she Julie said , "when you didn't mean what you wrote in that song about me"
    It hit me. . .

    • @MaxShirt
      @MaxShirt 3 роки тому +3

      Wait, what hit you? I just woke up.

    • @jasminebaar4640
      @jasminebaar4640 3 роки тому

      @@MaxShirt look at her face. Look at her encapsulate the emotion bruh.

    • @MaxShirt
      @MaxShirt 3 роки тому +1

      @@jasminebaar4640 Oh! True. I thought you meant you had some sudden realization and I was missing some joke lol.

  • @TheSiemek
    @TheSiemek 3 роки тому +3

    I remember going to clubs when I was 20-21 yo and there were always these 30-40 yo dudes sitting by the bar, drinking some drinks by themselves. Julie got that vibe perfectly.

  • @lauraperdue1307
    @lauraperdue1307 3 роки тому +38

    It became real to me when she started singing "Driver's License".

  • @AkborVideo
    @AkborVideo 3 роки тому +39

    I really think you earn your own Netflix series. The pants song can be the theme song and the CSI dead character can be the lead.

  • @jebclang9403
    @jebclang9403 3 роки тому +6

    How can a person act SO drunk SO accurately?
    It's just hilarious to watch and try to tell if she's actually drunk, or just acting.

  • @natalieberkaw405
    @natalieberkaw405 3 роки тому +66

    The awkward shouting gets me every time

  • @CobaltHurricane
    @CobaltHurricane 3 роки тому +91

    Julie is amazing actress; I was smiling so much that I couldn't even cringe.

    • @dynamait
      @dynamait 3 роки тому

      Truth!

    • @jonaseggen2230
      @jonaseggen2230 3 роки тому

      That's the beauty of this. It's cringeless because it is relatable and our empathy wins, but not so sad that it isn't fun.

  • @simoncaine9515
    @simoncaine9515 3 роки тому +1

    Love the honesty in the ad!

  • @chris7263
    @chris7263 3 роки тому +55

    I'm asexual, I don't drink, I don't go to clubs. And yet I still feel so called out by this.

  • @ItsAsparageese
    @ItsAsparageese 3 роки тому +72

    Your acting is always amazing, but this sketch particularly enjoyably highlighted your ability to really communicate the environment and people *around* you, not just your own characters. This was crazy immersive. And just the right blend of funny and Real, as always. Thanks for making your awesome videos! 💚

  • @Samael1302
    @Samael1302 2 роки тому

    Okay, but the acting OMFG. and the ad >>>>

  • @KadeCooks
    @KadeCooks 3 роки тому +64

    As a newly single dude I feel this SO MUCH

  • @KArchine
    @KArchine 3 роки тому +57

    This hurts to watch!! As a 30 something too, this feels uncomfortably true to getting older, and I don't have the recently single stuff to add to it 😬

    • @dennisanderson206
      @dennisanderson206 3 роки тому +4

      Just wait. When you get to your 40s, the real despair starts to set in.

    • @PrimeReal
      @PrimeReal 3 роки тому +5

      @@dennisanderson206 y’all are so cute. What for the 60s when you’ve been out of the game for 40 years

    • @AThirstyPhilosopher
      @AThirstyPhilosopher 3 роки тому

      Quit scaring the young’ns. It just gets better with age. Wisdom, authenticity, gratitude, inner peace. Or maybe it’s the meds. I dunno.

  • @harveymalice
    @harveymalice 3 роки тому +7

    This is comedic genius. I’ve watched it 4x in a row and I’m still laughing just as hard.

  • @benehrmantraut
    @benehrmantraut 3 роки тому +34

    I'm recently divorced and this gave me anxiety b.c of how spot on your portrayal was. 'golf clap'

  • @24n8
    @24n8 3 роки тому +57

    They eyelid droop is the lowkey MVP of this performance.

  • @michaelklassen777
    @michaelklassen777 3 роки тому +7

    This was hilarious. Bonus points for including an Olivia Rodrigo song in there, i love her music.

  • @Uchchhash
    @Uchchhash 3 роки тому +74

    "Can you stop making out for a sec?" is my new favourite ice breaker!

  • @DonBlackBird71
    @DonBlackBird71 3 роки тому +16

    Man, the lighting on Julie's vids, its just INCREDIBLE

  • @lybmae
    @lybmae 2 роки тому +2

    Julie throwing herself a little party for a video then proceeding to talk to herself is so quarantine…

  • @alecrobinson7124
    @alecrobinson7124 3 роки тому +29

    "You didn't even ask for my ID" - I felt that

  • @Slothery
    @Slothery 3 роки тому +39

    I can see and FEEL it all falling apart. Tragic and hilarious. 10/10.

    • @temptemp217
      @temptemp217 3 роки тому +1

      Okay, didn't have to quote what I say in front of a mirror, geez.

  • @TheDevilinThePaleMoonlight
    @TheDevilinThePaleMoonlight 3 роки тому +4

    Everytime I imagine Julie doing these things in her empty apartment it just becomes more and more impressive.

  • @rafaelproenca7329
    @rafaelproenca7329 3 роки тому +30

    I would love to see a full blown TV show starring Julie Nolke and one of her characters. Written, produced by and starring Julie. Six seasons and one movie.

  • @kystilla
    @kystilla 3 роки тому +26

    love that she's wearing a wedding ring throughout

  • @peenutz604
    @peenutz604 3 роки тому +18

    Julie: **Sucks on Lime**
    "This is supposed to be good for vitamin C."
    "You know what I was looking for earlier When I came was a little vitamin D."
    GENIUS Julie! Got yourself a new subscriber!

  • @kevinbenoit8845
    @kevinbenoit8845 3 роки тому +293

    The censor bar over her nether regions while “dancing” was epic.

    • @Regimeshifts
      @Regimeshifts 3 роки тому +4

      who says nether regions though

    • @WukongTheMonkeyKing
      @WukongTheMonkeyKing 3 роки тому +35

      @@Regimeshifts Kevin Benoit does.

    • @dlbutler
      @dlbutler 3 роки тому +15

      Actually, a couple more minutes of her fishing around for that straw with her tongue would've also been epic.

    • @tonyromano6220
      @tonyromano6220 3 роки тому +7

      We say nether regions...

    • @eXDax
      @eXDax 3 роки тому +18

      @@Regimeshifts Individuals with versatile vocabularies.