Tin Foil Hat Society 2016 Membership Application / Renewal [ ASMR ]

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  • 513 millimeters beneath the surface of the earth, you have a secret meeting with Commander Timothy "Tin Foil Tim" Timmerman of the 402nd1st Tin Foil Hat Society outpost who will ask you a series of questions in order to determine your eligibility for renewal or new membership into the Tin Foil hat Society.
    This meeting includes a brief history of the TFHS, a 2 part questionnaire that tests your knowledge, exclusive member benefits that include: your own official TFHS ID card which also provides discounts at participating retailers, 1 free double-layered high grade tin foil sheet, and your very own customized tin foil hat with a personal hat measuring and fitting by Commander Tim.
    Be safe. Stay protected. Remain ever vigilant.
    You can support the TFHS on Patreon ► bit.ly/1EZgmNi
    You can listen to selected works outside of UA-cam:
    Out now: "The ASMR Sessions Volume 1"
    Spotify ► bit.ly/1V23U60
    CDBaby ► bit.ly/1AUt3Jj
    iTunes ► apple.co/1xIHLNd
    Google Play ► bit.ly/1vPUJgF
    And others like Deezer, Rhapsody, etc.
    Podcasts:
    EphemRadio ► apple.co/2afSkZQ
    Arkham Sanitarium ►apple.co/2alraeV
    Social Media:
    Facebook ► / ephemeralrift1
    Twitter ► / ephemeralrift
    IG ► / e.rift
    Deer Head ► bit.ly/2aLAw7Q
    What is ASMR?
    To me, ASMR is 2 things: a sensation and a medium (like music for example).
    The sensation itself (ASMR) stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response and is the current (non-scientific) name given to the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps, but much more pleasant.
    ASMR videos, the medium, are not only meant to help induce the sensation or "tingles" in the viewer, but also help provide a relaxing, calming and soothing experience for the viewer. They often help those dealing with anxiety, stress, headaches, insomnia, mental health issues, concentrating, studying and more. It is quite therapeutic, for both the creator and recipient, which is not that much different than the mediums of music and painting, for example.
    Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy the videos for their calming and sleepy effect.

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  • @MegaSnippezz
    @MegaSnippezz 8 років тому +3041

    Imagine if the whole video was him scratching his beard saying "Yes sir".

    • @RylaDarkstar
      @RylaDarkstar 8 років тому +63

      MegaSnippezz Charlie Carl video incoming.

    • @ploopydiper
      @ploopydiper 8 років тому +68

      I'd fuck with that

    • @jell-oputin8036
      @jell-oputin8036 8 років тому +9

      MegaSnippezz 5seconds into this vid,read this laughed.nicely done.🍌👊🏼

    • @lanabanananana
      @lanabanananana 8 років тому +9

      Brandon Urine
      who summoned the forehead

    • @LrdSqk
      @LrdSqk 8 років тому +4

      MegaSnippezz If SiivaGunner wasn't dead hr would probably do it

  • @duplicaatededits
    @duplicaatededits 8 років тому +2352

    I showed my tin foil membership card to the cashier at my local supermarket, and they threw me out. I think they might be the nefarious heterosexuals.

    • @LOGASISful
      @LOGASISful 8 років тому +99

      dupe me too, except it was my local army registration center. could the military be behind the covert plot to put donald trump in office or to hollow out the moon for nefarious, unknown reasons?

    • @duplicaatededits
      @duplicaatededits 8 років тому +88

      I believe so, my fellow tin foil member. I think we should rally the foilers, and foil these plots you speak of.

    • @young_j42069
      @young_j42069 8 років тому

      no

    • @marcelmot8164
      @marcelmot8164 7 років тому +3

      ShadowPlaysMC woaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

    • @marcelmot8164
      @marcelmot8164 7 років тому +6

      ShadowPlaysMC bruh

  • @blooba
    @blooba 8 років тому +1848

    Can it really be? Are you THE Timothy Timmerman? Owner of the Timmsdale Timmedome?

    • @ArcanineStripes
      @ArcanineStripes 8 років тому +26

      been a while

    • @3CupcakesInAPie
      @3CupcakesInAPie 8 років тому +14

      Bacon Ecstasy is this a different dimmsdale dimmadom that I dont know of?

    • @flyonytemalhammar3045
      @flyonytemalhammar3045 8 років тому +28

      the timothy timmerman owner of timothy timmerman presents:
      the timmsdalle timmedome

    • @sup3rdonky713
      @sup3rdonky713 8 років тому +26

      On ice?

    • @SplendidEcho
      @SplendidEcho 8 років тому +15

      Sup3rDonky
      on ice!

  • @seanbarry1757
    @seanbarry1757 7 років тому +729

    "Mom, where's all the tinfoil?"
    "Dad used it to film a video of a tin-foil cult in the attic"

  • @scott9237
    @scott9237 8 років тому +831

    This reminds me of a kind of faction you would probably meet in fallout games 😂

    • @thecowboycultist3174
      @thecowboycultist3174 6 років тому +29

      dogsaint82 these guys are the future of the children of atom

    • @austinfennel3528
      @austinfennel3528 5 років тому +3

      Scott bruh so true tho

    • @Croucher72649
      @Croucher72649 5 років тому +9

      Scott this reminds me of the people who worship herald the tree, but he just wants to DIE!

    • @shrug1250
      @shrug1250 4 роки тому +2

      Scott the tincoilers? Or maybe the keeper of the foil

    • @pj5403
      @pj5403 3 роки тому +2

      Probably would

  • @kiltrax5165
    @kiltrax5165 8 років тому +2568

    Mom where's dad?.....
    He's putting tinfoil on his head and talking to a camera.

    • @mirandapandaxx9931
      @mirandapandaxx9931 8 років тому +42

      I read this and fell laughing on the ground 😂

    • @shadellr5053
      @shadellr5053 8 років тому +3

      ha ha

    • @nononono4988
      @nononono4988 8 років тому +21

      This is very old and very dead stahp

    • @typeoneauthor
      @typeoneauthor 8 років тому +45

      Lol what if his wife went looking for tin foil to use on their dinner or something.
      "Sweetie, where's the tin foil?"
      *ER comes out dressed like he is* "What honey?"
      "N...never mind..."

    • @ericbattista9341
      @ericbattista9341 8 років тому +12

      Shitty joke

  • @ShawnTheDriver
    @ShawnTheDriver 8 років тому +618

    Lord knows I need the protection from those Caucasians.

    • @RylaDarkstar
      @RylaDarkstar 8 років тому +27

      Shawn Lewis I've been hiding for weeks. scary shit man.

    • @TotallyNicholas
      @TotallyNicholas 8 років тому +4

      Shawn Lewis...let me join you(no homo)

    • @jacktracy7839
      @jacktracy7839 8 років тому

      Through The Vanishing Point no extra homo

    • @TotallyNicholas
      @TotallyNicholas 8 років тому +2

      Jack Tracy nah bro...you know how brown skin's go....just don't let a Caucasian see me👀

    • @tacothemexican5437
      @tacothemexican5437 8 років тому

      stfu

  • @hibadaquab1742
    @hibadaquab1742 8 років тому +646

    i tried to sharpen my tin foil pencil using my tin foil sharpener but my tinfoil dog bit my tinfoil leg

    • @pl4sticwater
      @pl4sticwater 8 років тому +25

      rip

    • @dusksentry5836
      @dusksentry5836 8 років тому +52

      use the tinfoil phone to call a tinfoil doctor. or at least put a tinfoil bandage over that...

    • @hugmuun
      @hugmuun 7 років тому +11

      My tinfoil brain couldn't think for a tinfoil second while my tinfoil hands touched the tinfoil air

    • @rausis5709
      @rausis5709 7 років тому +2

      Wot?

    • @UnDragonized
      @UnDragonized 6 років тому +1

      Foily

  • @bioactive4178
    @bioactive4178 8 років тому +315

    How can I trust you? The TIN foil hat society? You know what metal is slightly similar tin? ALUMINUM! You know what aluminum sounds like...?

    • @mindlessreader1595
      @mindlessreader1595 7 років тому +39

      Bio Active aluminati?

    • @jb.drills
      @jb.drills 7 років тому +15

      Bio Active Conspiracy theorists are the conspirators ¿?

    • @jamesvan2201
      @jamesvan2201 7 років тому +13

      Javier Barrios conspiracy theorists are the conspiracy. they were paid off by the various nefarious to make the rest of us look crazy!

    • @tafferchuck1349
      @tafferchuck1349 7 років тому +10

      OH NO!! I HADN'T THOUGHT OF IT. WHO AM I TO TRUST NOW?

    • @MultiTheLosers
      @MultiTheLosers 7 років тому +3

      Bio Active u americans pronounce it wrong anyway

  • @Rhovanion85
    @Rhovanion85 6 років тому +169

    Quantum Mechanics is useful?
    A: True
    B: False
    C: All of the above.

  • @ISuperGenXI
    @ISuperGenXI 8 років тому +365

    513 millimeters? That's less then two feet... I think about 1.7 feet if you round it up. What, are you hiding under a carrot?

    • @anal.8255
      @anal.8255 8 років тому +43

      its a 'living in the basement' joke

    • @anal.8255
      @anal.8255 8 років тому +74

      its a 'living in the basement' joke

    • @Orbeesforbrains
      @Orbeesforbrains 8 років тому +41

      Genex (SGX) I'm so lame I'm laughing my ass off at "are you hiding under a carrot" like I have tears on my face now it's almost 4am please someone end my existence

    • @nickneele2701
      @nickneele2701 7 років тому +30

      It is exactly 513 millimeters. Stop using those retarded units of measurement like feet!

    • @Orbeesforbrains
      @Orbeesforbrains 7 років тому +11

      Nick Neele there's no need to use retarded as an insult friend, it hurts people and there's millions of other words in the English language to use!

  • @pizzadude400
    @pizzadude400 8 років тому +528

    Those heterosexuals are out to get me man.

  • @TheASMRGamer
    @TheASMRGamer 8 років тому +869

    I do hope I pass! Just bought twelve rolls of tinfoil!

    • @expressodepresso173
      @expressodepresso173 8 років тому +2

      The ASMR Gamer I love your videos

    • @Vuigo
      @Vuigo 8 років тому +9

      I already passed, they kicked me out when they found out I use my tinfoil as a carrying device. ;-;

    • @padarious3797
      @padarious3797 8 років тому +1

      The ASMR Gamer awesome videos dude I always watch you

    • @buschlicker1932
      @buschlicker1932 8 років тому +1

      The ASMR Gamer Actually you have to use Tin Foil Hat Society approved tinfoil. No using your own.

    • @jackhobbs9691
      @jackhobbs9691 8 років тому +4

      Lol I just watched one of your video's like 15 minutes ago.

  • @myopiniondoesntmatterbut6988
    @myopiniondoesntmatterbut6988 8 років тому +249

    I can't help but to wonder who this man is in his day to day life. I feel like this is a normal man's deep dark secret that he hides from coworkers and his wife lol

    • @jimminycrickets6166
      @jimminycrickets6166 8 років тому +37

      hahaha yeah like one day his wife comes home and finds him on the couch stroking a potato with a screwdriver covered in tin foil

    • @darthvader7783
      @darthvader7783 7 років тому +9

      Desiree Wade - What's with people putting "Lol" ALL THE TIME at the end of their sentences?

    • @boyenjoyer7
      @boyenjoyer7 6 років тому +4

      Darth Vader people are stupid lord vader

    • @rebeccabrand2411
      @rebeccabrand2411 5 років тому +6

      Darth Vader because you since we speak with text on the internet saying lol means you're being more casual or are mildly amused. It's odd to explain.

    • @just1randomguy658
      @just1randomguy658 3 роки тому +9

      @@darthvader7783 I think it's kinda a way to make the texts sound more human and less sorta robotic or stale/bland if that makes any sense? And putting "lol" or "omg" at the end or beginning of a text is just something a lotta people do a lotta the time, probably so much so that it becomes a habit to type "lol" even if you aren't actually lol y'know?
      Plus, sarcasm and stuff like that doesn't transfer well when it comes to texting, so it's also probably used to make the text more lighthearted or reassure the fact that someone was joking. Especially since people like to interpret and read texts and messages the way THEY think the message is supposed to be interpreted or said like.
      Yeah, I know this was just kinda random and outta nowhere but I just like to converse and discuss things with people. I'm gonna end my comment now, seeya and hope this helped, if even a little bit.

  • @domsjuk
    @domsjuk 8 років тому +413

    As a corrageous collaborator of the cardboard confederation i feel couriously counfounded catching the kirculation of these cloudy conspiracy conceptions.

  • @wearebuzzkill
    @wearebuzzkill 8 років тому +373

    I wasnt gonna sleep but you foiled my plans :3

    • @ajfrags878
      @ajfrags878 8 років тому +12

      Thought that said buzfeed

    • @matthewmarsh407
      @matthewmarsh407 8 років тому +5

      BuzZKill Games this made me want to kill myself a little bit less

    • @jimbobmcmuffin4549
      @jimbobmcmuffin4549 8 років тому +3

      BuzZKill Games :|

    • @wearebuzzkill
      @wearebuzzkill 8 років тому

      TRIGGERED

    • @HappyDragneels_page
      @HappyDragneels_page 8 років тому +1

      u know your mom never loved you when you get triggered by happy kitties :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3

  • @Patrick_from_Youtube
    @Patrick_from_Youtube 8 років тому +389

    taylor swift fans....
    I shudder even at their name

    • @raeleelol
      @raeleelol 8 років тому +40

      The...*snakes*

    • @johnpitt7387
      @johnpitt7387 8 років тому +44

      I knew they were trouble when they walked in...

    • @cryptwrath162
      @cryptwrath162 8 років тому +2

      +John Pitt I'M CRYING AHAGAHA U ARE A LEGEND

    • @greidem8195
      @greidem8195 8 років тому +7

      Derp Pumpkin cause she's a liar and tried to get Kanye into legal trouble when she was in the wrong

    • @vinycabrera1177
      @vinycabrera1177 8 років тому

      Hey taylor is the best. Kanye is the liar!!

  • @zworqy
    @zworqy 8 років тому +351

    How am I supposed to relax while laughing my ass off?

    • @Schweinchenw
      @Schweinchenw 8 років тому +48

      Get an open mind.

    • @laus7504
      @laus7504 8 років тому +18

      That's what I was wondering!
      But then again, I enjoy laughing :)
      The stuff he says is hilarious!

    • @MegaMasterkiller666
      @MegaMasterkiller666 8 років тому +5

      Watch his recent "Cleaning my balls for asmr" video, absolutely brilliant

    • @sugiru0213
      @sugiru0213 8 років тому +5

      seems like your plans for relaxing have been foiled.......get it ? lol

    • @ericbattista9341
      @ericbattista9341 8 років тому

      +ichi berry shitty joke

  • @lord_saggerton7016
    @lord_saggerton7016 8 років тому +422

    He foiled my plan to not sleep!

  • @cybxrhoney6945
    @cybxrhoney6945 7 років тому +304

    531 millimeters underground? That's not even two feet😂

    • @Thumper17
      @Thumper17 6 років тому +51

      He's in a basement. Possibly his mothers.

    • @moduleapothem6446
      @moduleapothem6446 6 років тому +50

      Jaylee's Reign i think thats for a reason. Maybe if somebody went looking for it they wouldn’t go looking for it half a meter below the ground. They would look for it very far down

    • @Justin-re5gb
      @Justin-re5gb 5 років тому +10

      @@Thumper17 if that's an insult attack ER its poorly done sir.

    • @Lucasger
      @Lucasger 5 років тому

      That's a half meter

    • @uhhcallmejefe
      @uhhcallmejefe 5 років тому +3

      Jaylee's Reign that sure is the joke

  • @Jordanrevell98
    @Jordanrevell98 8 років тому +203

    Imagine if his wife walked in on him looking that, what would be his excuse!? 😂

    • @androidgamersftw2929
      @androidgamersftw2929 8 років тому +66

      revell55 it's just a prank bro

    • @Cultureghost
      @Cultureghost 8 років тому +35

      "Im recording"

    • @Braybe-Doll
      @Braybe-Doll 8 років тому +60

      "Hi my name is timothy tinfoil tim timmerman"

    • @jacktracy7839
      @jacktracy7839 8 років тому +5

      revell55 i like jerking of covered with tin foil, now call me superman. would be less strange than filming an asmr video

    • @MrEdit-ic7th
      @MrEdit-ic7th 8 років тому +29

      She's probably used to it.

  • @YTBlazer
    @YTBlazer 8 років тому +112

    Lets be real here, 22:45 We all thought this at some point

    • @Hydro-od2rt
      @Hydro-od2rt 8 років тому

      Blazer 239 fuuuukkkk I know right it keeps me paranoid

    • @WhisperPresident
      @WhisperPresident 8 років тому

      Blazer 239 this really got me

    • @MrDevil-pk9ur
      @MrDevil-pk9ur 7 років тому +1

      Blazer239 I was gonna say "um..... no, not really", but then I remembered thinking that while watching a Toni bomboni video.

  • @Ian.toyuki
    @Ian.toyuki 6 років тому +68

    I would leave a comment, but I can’t tell where my keyboard is as my entire house is made of tin foil

  • @themysteriousstranger4580
    @themysteriousstranger4580 8 років тому +573

    when he accidentally says jews so he has to follow up with every other religion and then atheism just to not offend anyone😆

    • @ggh9386
      @ggh9386 8 років тому +5

      The Mysterious Stranger when is that ?

    • @viktorolofsson2792
      @viktorolofsson2792 8 років тому +32

      The Mysterious Stranger I don't think it was an accident

    • @BlueSkidoo13
      @BlueSkidoo13 8 років тому +33

      The Mysterious Stranger As a person who is half Jewish, I lost it.

    • @themysteriousstranger4580
      @themysteriousstranger4580 8 років тому

      Andrew Fornel lol

    • @themysteriousstranger4580
      @themysteriousstranger4580 8 років тому +7

      Viktor Olofsson you could totally tell by the way everything else sounded so hurried and tacked on

  • @vtyler18
    @vtyler18 8 років тому +107

    Anybody else notice that the shape of right side of his glasses frames is professional looking and the left side is kind of librarian-ish?

  • @dontarguewithme3628
    @dontarguewithme3628 8 років тому +70

    21:50 to 21:52 Did you see that? There was a cut, but to do what?
    A: Kill kittens with Prince.
    B: Go to an Illuminati meeting.
    C: Kill off pesky greys. (Aliens)
    D: Help the Reptilan King eat his food.
    E: Go to a Catholic Church.
    Or F: All of the above.

  • @BOSS123631
    @BOSS123631 8 років тому +131

    Yells out JET FUEL CANT MELT STEEL BEAMS during interview

    • @dougsyoutube9374
      @dougsyoutube9374 8 років тому +2

      BOSS123631 I remember that happened during a sports conference a while ago

    • @dynabam
      @dynabam 8 років тому +7

      BOSS123631 But can jet fuel melt steel memes?

    • @Chris-yy5pj
      @Chris-yy5pj 8 років тому

      BOSS123631 idc all i know is i lost my dad to war in iraw and my uncle was killed in iraq both in the war on terror and my uncle worked in the world trade center

    • @BOSS123631
      @BOSS123631 8 років тому

      dat boi information I didn't need to know but I respect them both

    • @ryrkra8096
      @ryrkra8096 7 років тому

      BOSS123631 Mtn Dew.

  • @Majesticles1
    @Majesticles1 8 років тому +117

    Killlerrrrr memestarrrrrr

    • @Handhandme
      @Handhandme 8 років тому +3

      Gnome Star LEEEEETSSS GET ROOOOIIIIGHT INTO THE NEWSSSSS

    • @ajfrags878
      @ajfrags878 8 років тому

      Our first story comes from

    • @cngel
      @cngel 8 років тому

      the krusty krab

    • @thogurk4630
      @thogurk4630 8 років тому +6

      Gnome Star no context what so ever. You're not really selling the meme well bud.

    • @thogurk4630
      @thogurk4630 8 років тому

      Carlos Lopez what's with the krusty krab

  • @crazyman22444
    @crazyman22444 8 років тому +379

    If you did a war role play like in WWII, that would be super awesome.

    • @jamesvan2201
      @jamesvan2201 8 років тому

      Julian D No!

    • @crazyman22444
      @crazyman22444 8 років тому

      Mike V why no?

    • @jamesvan2201
      @jamesvan2201 8 років тому +9

      Julian D honestly?...I don't know... the other guy said yes so I felt I should be objective.... I get what you mean. 😊

    • @crazyman22444
      @crazyman22444 8 років тому +1

      Mike V Lool makes sense.

    • @TheBrokenHell
      @TheBrokenHell 8 років тому +22

      Julian D next time on ephemeral rift: Binaural Nuremberg Trial WWII ASMR

  • @xxalexbabymspxx2368
    @xxalexbabymspxx2368 7 років тому +129

    You forgot Roblox Players when you listed Nefarious organizations

  • @coltonramirez4696
    @coltonramirez4696 8 років тому +47

    idea. several members of your society have been compromised, and to ensure security in the organization you need to test all members for mind control. hook them up to a weird device, ask questions, take several test, use lots of foil tools (think cranial nerve examination meets interrogation)

  • @JonAddisonFilms
    @JonAddisonFilms 8 років тому +130

    IT'S NOW OFFICIAL. THE RIFT UNIVERSE IS SET IN IN OUR PRESENT.

    • @MrCooljeppe
      @MrCooljeppe 8 років тому +38

      Jon YOU KNOW NOTHING!

    • @anal.8255
      @anal.8255 8 років тому +7

      Jon is one of the few who are immune to Illuminati brainwash waves... along with Bob and Dave... you, sir MrCooljeppe, are BRAINWASHED

    • @heykenzo4284
      @heykenzo4284 7 років тому +1

      It's actually set in every present! It's present in our universe, in the apocalipse universe, the banana universe, the meme universe... Believe me, it's canon. I've confirmed this directly with the banana universe.

    • @jamesvan2201
      @jamesvan2201 7 років тому

      MrCooljeppe GoT reference....lmao. the illuminate owns GoT.

    • @MrDevil-pk9ur
      @MrDevil-pk9ur 7 років тому +5

      Jon not necessarily. Each video could be in totally different time periods or even dimensions. As you said, it is the rift UNIVERSE. It may not have the same rate of time as we do (time could be slower or faster there).
      Nah, I'm just fucking with ya.

  • @mattster1127
    @mattster1127 7 років тому +54

    So we're 1.6 feet under ground...well let's hope someone doesn't trying digging in the wrong spot lol great vid

    • @colonclosedparantheses293
      @colonclosedparantheses293 5 років тому +4

      *Dog digs up secret society for conspiracy theorists that praises tin foil as God.*

  • @SanguineUltima
    @SanguineUltima 8 років тому +95

    Man, this place is whack. I'm going back to Captain Carder's Cozy Cardboard Cottage.

  • @AlabamaBoiz
    @AlabamaBoiz 7 років тому +128

    I can't sleep when this is comedy gold

  • @900Hotch
    @900Hotch 8 років тому +162

    4:19 "The jews" HHAAHHAHHAHHHAHAAH

    • @900Hotch
      @900Hotch 8 років тому +1

      Rome is falling Haha wtf?

    • @LilSwitty
      @LilSwitty 8 років тому

      I would love if you checked out my music

    • @LilSwitty
      @LilSwitty 8 років тому +1

      i want to*

    • @crowbag1361
      @crowbag1361 8 років тому +11

      Lil Switty, uhhhhhhh no keep your shitty sound cloud to yourself

    • @marcosparko2945
      @marcosparko2945 8 років тому +5

      Chief Pingu decided to check his music out wasn't hard to deduce from the thumbnail of a shotgun and money that he was a rapper. Listend to the most horrifying mumbling I've ever listend to

  • @charisanenderman
    @charisanenderman 8 років тому +11

    "the tfhs will protect you from the heterosexuals" finally a society i can TRUST

  • @Scorpionoxide
    @Scorpionoxide 5 років тому +25

    Just made this tinfoil fedora
    M'alien

  • @kisha.taituave
    @kisha.taituave 8 місяців тому +18

    Its been 8 yrs, can i still apply?

  • @Inkwell_Music
    @Inkwell_Music 7 років тому +28

    I have this video set to show up every 3 years automatically to renew my membership
    Hail tin
    Down with the board of card

  • @NoEntertainment
    @NoEntertainment 8 років тому +88

    513 mm beneath the surface of the earth.
    That's about 51.3 cm, or about 20''.
    You're probably almost laying flat at that point. Don't hurt yourself.
    Also, nice glasses. Maybe I could wear them sometime.

    • @robf1557
      @robf1557 8 років тому +20

      your name is the answer

    • @nomad_9991
      @nomad_9991 8 років тому +3

      No. I had to think about that. 513mm is .513m. If you convert that to feet that's 1.98ft. I thought that was really funny for some reason.

    • @NoEntertainment
      @NoEntertainment 8 років тому +1

      Yes. Conversions are hilarious.

    • @dontarguewithme3628
      @dontarguewithme3628 8 років тому +1

      +No. Hey, I've seen you before... ;-;

    • @butterbagelgaming3654
      @butterbagelgaming3654 8 років тому

      +no no you havent hahahahaha.......HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHY ARENT YOU LAUGHING.

  • @Jbarnhisel
    @Jbarnhisel 8 років тому +142

    I love this ASMR channel because it has different ideas than just other women whispering in the mike all the time!

    • @TheRealCQ420
      @TheRealCQ420 8 років тому +6

      EasyBreezy34 34 mic*

    • @Askarcher
      @Askarcher 8 років тому +4

      Check out asmrrequests

    • @jamesvan2201
      @jamesvan2201 7 років тому +8

      EasyBreezy34 34 what? nobody is whispering in me......🤤

    • @seamusdoyle4884
      @seamusdoyle4884 7 років тому +17

      Who is Mike? And why do women whisper in him?

    • @Aliceuhhh-rq6gw
      @Aliceuhhh-rq6gw 6 років тому +1

      jonbryanta
      Visual asmr

  • @laus7504
    @laus7504 8 років тому +62

    I'm sort of new to this channel. And I have watched the Dr. Corvus videos several times. The Christmas specials are great!
    I don't experience ASMR from any videos so far, but I find many of them very pleasant and relaxing to watch anyway.
    Am I supposed to laugh? Your videos are very creative. In real life, tin foil hat people make me just nod, smile, and slowly try to back away. I have a neighbor who cornered me in the garage telling me the FBI was monitoring him and the whole neighborhood. Then he started telling me his 9/11 conspiracy theory. Usually Truthers really piss me off, but something told me to just try to end the conversation as politely as possible. Seriously, I wanted to just wanted to not set him off or prolong the conversation. Fortunately I succeeded. And he has a lemon tree in his backyard and generously gives them out to everyone. Just if you mention you'll stop by on Monday afternoon, he will expect you to show up! LOL
    So I wanted to let you know that I enjoy these videos and the subtle humor you work into the dialogue. You make even Tin Foil Hat people very likable.
    Anyway, you have a lot of videos on your channel. It will take me a while to get caught up. But it should be fun.
    Will Dr. Corvus do a Christmas video this year? That's what I want for Christmas!

    • @AeRiaL_
      @AeRiaL_ 8 років тому +1

      Last time I checked headphones were 240p

    • @Chuckles_The_Goat_Clown
      @Chuckles_The_Goat_Clown 8 років тому +1

      Sorry about my other replies I accidentally did those in my sleep :o)

    • @davidcollins5924
      @davidcollins5924 7 років тому

      Laura S Same

    • @strnglhld
      @strnglhld 7 років тому +2

      Laura S My best friend started believing 9/11 was an inside job, chemtrails, etc. Turns out it was paranoid schizophrenia peeking through. Sad stuff, man

    • @laus7504
      @laus7504 7 років тому

      Christian Geek cause I left a comment. Watch the video for ASMR. He is the man!

  • @swigidysworo
    @swigidysworo 8 років тому +32

    What the fuck did I click on

    • @superbanananinja
      @superbanananinja 8 років тому +6

      Ayden Lyons The highest quality ASMR you'll ever see

    • @swigidysworo
      @swigidysworo 8 років тому

      Superbanananinja His other videos look like the "highest" quality asmr videos too

    • @superbanananinja
      @superbanananinja 8 років тому +5

      Ayden Lyons To be honest, like yes they can weird AS FUCK, but he puts so much time and effort into these, this is not easy stuff.

    • @christophersteyn3861
      @christophersteyn3861 8 років тому +8

      That's what I thought too when I first found ER, but the weird plots add immersion and fun that just make the ASMR so much better, in my opinion.

    • @Waveslayer123
      @Waveslayer123 8 років тому +14

      It's called ASMR dood if you've never heard of it get lost man!! We ASMR lovers here don't have time to explain our magical voodoo relaxation powers to any non believers. Have a good day sir!

  • @ashleymey3688
    @ashleymey3688 8 років тому +33

    Can I just say this is an honor. I've dreamed of being part of the tin foil hat society since before I was born.

  • @LunarEdge7
    @LunarEdge7 8 років тому +110

    When Rift uploads the moment you touch the bed. Such good timing.

    • @kittyofxcodeh700
      @kittyofxcodeh700 8 років тому

      LunarSkyWolf7 same

    • @RNGesus001
      @RNGesus001 8 років тому

      Kitty Of XCodeh yy yy 67th6

    • @flippanties
      @flippanties 8 років тому +2

      LunarSkyWolf7 I'm not even getting in bed I just like to stroke it.

    • @suckmydingledong
      @suckmydingledong 8 років тому +16

      But then you can't fall asleep because you can't lay on the side without your headphones squishing one of your ears so you take the headphones off and lay them on top of the ear facing up so you can hear it in one ear, but then you want to flip over and your headphones drop down on the floor and you have to take it up and then you're tired of it so you put them on your bedside table and try to put your phone there too, but then you remember that you should turn off wifi to save battery so you do that and close the app and then put it in silent mode so nobody disturbs your sleep. Then you can finally lay it back on the table and go to sleep.

    • @pablosanfabio3040
      @pablosanfabio3040 8 років тому

      K10 there are some amazing headphone you can sleep on and listen on the side and it doesn't hurt your ears, they are called sleep phones 👌

  • @caseyrose000
    @caseyrose000 8 років тому +148

    Watches Video,
    Goes to comment section,
    Sleeps soundly knowing sensitive people got triggered af.

    • @Iceshooter500
      @Iceshooter500 8 років тому +7

      Hannah Banana you are a great troll 😂

    • @thecusk6918
      @thecusk6918 6 років тому

      Westen Quasar 24 F I'm triggered.
      He put this in a form of a poem despite none of the lines rhyming.

    • @baseg815
      @baseg815 6 років тому +4

      A Random Opinion Not all poems rhyme

    • @aidanpratt3952
      @aidanpratt3952 6 років тому

      Hannah Banana

    • @aidanpratt3952
      @aidanpratt3952 6 років тому

      How

  • @Lunageldia
    @Lunageldia 8 років тому +40

    If anyone cares, 513 mm is equal to;
    1 Foot 8⅛ Inches
    20.2 Inches
    0.56 Yards
    0.51 Meters
    51.3 Centimeters
    Yay pointless conversions!
    I hope you have a nice morning/day/afternoon/evening/night!(っ^▿^)~❤

    • @JonathanNWHunt
      @JonathanNWHunt 6 років тому

      Alyssa Griffin good job you know the metric system better than me, a lousy and lazy American. •3•

    • @pegaz2211
      @pegaz2211 6 років тому

      m and cm were too ez

  • @oogabooga5732
    @oogabooga5732 8 років тому +18

    "Are you currently being mind controlled"
    No, of course not. Now excuse me, i need to pop a cyanide pill because YOU KNOW TO MUCH HAIL HYDRA/THE ILLUMINATI/HETEROSEXUALS
    ASDFGADFGADFGD(dies)

    • @lumonox
      @lumonox 7 років тому +1

      heck off

  • @dieselsal9440
    @dieselsal9440 8 років тому +52

    "the Triple K Foundation" xD

    • @JaxWayne
      @JaxWayne 4 роки тому +1

      Satan Claus nice pfp

    • @spitgorge2021
      @spitgorge2021 4 роки тому +1

      for a second i thought this was a shining example of the obama giving obama an award meme but i was thoroughly disappointed

  • @AlexaAXAG
    @AlexaAXAG 8 років тому +54

    One of the few creative people on youtube, not only the asmr community

    • @CaelumDes
      @CaelumDes 7 років тому +2

      Fer AXAG can someone please explain what is going on here? Everyone in the comments seem to be aware but me

    • @Ben.N
      @Ben.N Рік тому +1

      @@CaelumDes ?

  • @futuredeath
    @futuredeath 8 років тому +90

    Ephemeral is the David Lynch of ASMR

    • @rainbow6seigegod851
      @rainbow6seigegod851 7 років тому

      futuredeath should I try and drink a soda all in one no break?

    • @trashdoge1217
      @trashdoge1217 7 років тому +3

      futuredeath excuse me who's david lynch?

    • @Mega-knight_55
      @Mega-knight_55 7 років тому +1

      futuredeath OMG YES

    • @iang1650
      @iang1650 6 років тому

      Narrak Bloodaxe director of Twin Peaks

  • @MultiMartydom
    @MultiMartydom 8 років тому +43

    513 millimeters under the earth equals 1 foot.... how did you manage to do that?

    • @firebird5889
      @firebird5889 8 років тому +1

      No, no it doesn't.

    • @Blades11c
      @Blades11c 8 років тому +2

      lol 513mm is roughly 20.2" hahaha

    • @CallieYote
      @CallieYote 8 років тому +3

      yes, and 20" is 1 and a half feet. so Czech is damn close, they just rounded down.

    • @bruh-ft7dz
      @bruh-ft7dz 8 років тому

      Tristen Huffman 20 is closer to two feet so he should've rounded up

    • @andrewparritt5269
      @andrewparritt5269 8 років тому +2

      Or you know follow the Metric system like us Australians.
      Its a lot easier then. Only 51.3 centimetres. (just over half a metre.)

  • @itzzoreoz5227
    @itzzoreoz5227 7 років тому +14

    finishes asmr video switches to other one and than BAM loud ass ad plays RIP ears

  • @loganrobertson8601
    @loganrobertson8601 8 років тому +49

    So if I pass the test, but I'm a heterosexual catholic Caucasian male can I still join?

  • @MsGeekified
    @MsGeekified 8 років тому +71

    "the heterosexuals" I'm literally dying of laughter

    • @eoin7664
      @eoin7664 8 років тому +9

      but you're literally not

    • @MsGeekified
      @MsGeekified 8 років тому +1

      Eoin glad you took the time to realize such

    • @eoin7664
      @eoin7664 8 років тому

      ***** he wasn't using ":3" in the sentence, that was in the person's name he was talking to

    • @MsGeekified
      @MsGeekified 8 років тому +1

      Cherry idk man come check

  • @typeonme1235
    @typeonme1235 8 років тому +42

    This reminds me of that Futurama episode with the foil hats

  • @rolloutgaming9316
    @rolloutgaming9316 8 років тому +8

    grand wizard of the triple k foundation lmao

  • @erzascarlet2450
    @erzascarlet2450 8 років тому +25

    A Grand Wizard of the Triple K foundation

  • @chaincyclist2736
    @chaincyclist2736 7 років тому +20

    Conspiracy theory: those hats aren't made of Tin foil, but due to a shortage of funds, you have to use ALLUMINUM

  • @thogurk4630
    @thogurk4630 8 років тому +33

    15:45 "grand wizard of the triple k foundation" hm I wonder what that is.

    • @dfvfvskds
      @dfvfvskds 8 років тому +4

      Get a Edumacation Maybe you should get a Edumatcation on it ;)

    • @thogurk4630
      @thogurk4630 8 років тому +2

      Saucy Randomness Is 'Ight no it make brain hurt

    • @crazypotato2143
      @crazypotato2143 7 років тому +4

      Get a Edumacation it's the kool kids klub

    • @NMEstewy
      @NMEstewy 7 років тому +3

      Bailey Long Krusty Krab Klub

  • @Vamilator7165
    @Vamilator7165 8 років тому +11

    "We want to fight against the nefarious organizations that..., oh and by the way could we have all your personal information?" Starting to belive that the TFHS is a nefarious organization, I'm going to the copiuos cardboard company

  • @trevdoge666
    @trevdoge666 7 років тому +5

    "The Heterosexuals"
    Does that mean that everyone in the TFHS is gay?
    I really hope I get in.

    • @SuperiorKalosChampion
      @SuperiorKalosChampion 3 роки тому +1

      Yes it does.
      The question is what is the ratio of gay men to lesbian women?
      *laughs in panicking lesbian*

  • @bronton6204
    @bronton6204 8 років тому +11

    Rift: Are you currently being mind controlled?
    Me: Yes
    Rift: *pause* Okay *continues*

  • @professorlongfellow5902
    @professorlongfellow5902 3 роки тому +3

    *talks about how heterosexuals are nefarious*
    2 minutes later: "if you have a child you can make a hat for them."

  • @keeganlolyolo8043
    @keeganlolyolo8043 7 років тому +29

    Not my proudest meat beat but a meat beat none the less....

  • @scrublord6476
    @scrublord6476 7 років тому +39

    "Mum where is daddy"
    "His in his room whispering to a camera with a tin foil hat on"
    "really? again?"
    "you know thats how he pays for our food and bills"

    • @XGh0sT77
      @XGh0sT77 6 років тому +7

      Scrub Lord u copied a comment moron

    • @lethalfumes
      @lethalfumes 6 років тому +1

      No ads😂

    • @t_r4349
      @t_r4349 4 роки тому

      XGh0sT 7 well I mean he or she is a Scrub-

    • @scrublord6476
      @scrublord6476 4 роки тому

      @@XGh0sT77 yeah dude like what the fuck were you expecting from me?

    • @XGh0sT77
      @XGh0sT77 4 роки тому

      Scrub Lord to try harder

  • @rileyn54
    @rileyn54 2 роки тому +9

    This makes me so nostalgic, 2016 was such a great year.

  • @shushupyounaughtyminx4832
    @shushupyounaughtyminx4832 8 років тому +8

    Remember kids, watch out for The Illuminati, Taylor Swift Fans, The Heterosexuals, Walt Disney, The Jews, The Oil Companies, Drake Fans, The Mormons, The Muslims, The Athiests, The Lizard People, The Catholics, The Zookeepers, The Scientologists, The Oxford Students, Malaysians, Caucasians, The Computer Game Fans and the Roman Empire.

  • @frashbeats448
    @frashbeats448 4 роки тому +3

    Wierd thought, but this dude looks like a fox

  • @nickl608
    @nickl608 8 років тому +18

    i am wondering who are the 28 people who disliked this video?

  • @LongDomSilverss
    @LongDomSilverss 8 років тому +11

    Who cares if it's 4pm? I'm going to sleep early today!

  • @meatballg8655
    @meatballg8655 7 років тому +13

    So if all members need to renew after 3 years, and the recruiters are also members, who renews the renewers?

    • @ashtondoesathing
      @ashtondoesathing 6 років тому +1

      Simple, a higher ranking member. Thus being the head of the TFHS.

    • @TheR3verse57
      @TheR3verse57 6 років тому

      Doo wee doo wee wee doo

    • @rasquilla_6680
      @rasquilla_6680 5 років тому

      Listen here bud we dont need your kind asking us questions you heterosexual, jewish,caucasian, male

    • @finn5286
      @finn5286 5 років тому

      They would be staggered to make it so you would be renewed by someone else that renews but their membership is still valid

  • @travelingspartan2035
    @travelingspartan2035 7 років тому +4

    I love how he says the moon landing was faked, then every reason why would require us to actually go to the moon.

  • @kurpendicular2723
    @kurpendicular2723 8 років тому +13

    A friend of mine and myself are dressing up as Tin Foil Hat Society members for Halloween at work!! I hope we can do you justice!

  • @CarlSlime
    @CarlSlime 8 років тому +10

    I'm going to go ahead and assume that Tin Hat Tim lives underneath Arkham

  • @wwgtv3659
    @wwgtv3659 8 років тому +5

    I will use my sheet of tinfoil to wrap my rabbit, because he is pure evil and is the one in charge of thinking up all the dasterdly plans to take over the world.

  • @LottoDub720
    @LottoDub720 8 років тому +6

    I'm apart of the Aluminum Foil Hat Society(AFHS) and I declare your act of false advertisement of our product and it's real element and will fight until you surrender!

  • @BowandSvent
    @BowandSvent 8 років тому +8

    I bet the illuminatti is pretty mad you FOILED their plans.
    Better watch your back TINight.

  • @GoonCommander
    @GoonCommander 6 років тому +7

    6/10
    "Why wasn't the water Liquid Tin"
    This is a joke

  • @schouk3203
    @schouk3203 8 років тому +86

    Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

  • @EpicAlexNiNe
    @EpicAlexNiNe 8 років тому +17

    J Cole went double platinum with no features

    • @ComradeHuckle
      @ComradeHuckle 8 років тому +1

      FerristWheel double platinum went features with no J Cole

    • @iammerlikeaboss
      @iammerlikeaboss 8 років тому +3

      FerristWheel never forget

  • @loganireland3113
    @loganireland3113 8 років тому +41

    I liked this video, but you know what's better
    Read more

  • @Shraeme
    @Shraeme 3 роки тому +3

    This gives me heavy fallout vibes although it shouldn't

  • @birchboigaming7590
    @birchboigaming7590 7 років тому +5

    How can you say that Elvis and other dead famous people are living in the moon plotting to kill kittens without dying of laughter?!

  • @heartman1486
    @heartman1486 8 років тому +26

    please make more of these tin foil hat society vids

    • @mrhorrigan4264
      @mrhorrigan4264 8 років тому

      Bibity Bobity desert rangers dont get to ask questions

    • @heartman1486
      @heartman1486 8 років тому

      Mr Horrigan :( ok sir

    • @jamesvan2201
      @jamesvan2201 7 років тому

      Mr Horrigan I see no questions. only a plea to make more.... no ? at all...

  • @spacewaifuu
    @spacewaifuu 8 років тому +65

    Omg this has to be a parody of that movie of Futurama where Fry discovers he has telepathy powers, this is the best xD

    • @swaggaming69420
      @swaggaming69420 8 років тому +7

      SpaceWaifuu no its a thing on his channel ( tho I love Futurama and understand what you are saying)

    • @spacewaifuu
      @spacewaifuu 8 років тому +3

      Jacob Gomez Aww I swear he looks JUST like the guy who tells Fry how to avoid reading minds by wearing a hat like this one. Still, is a really funny idea.

    • @kuroseal8613
      @kuroseal8613 7 років тому +11

      You guys DO know that having a tinfoil hat IS A real thing right? Alot of paranoid people have one

    • @spacewaifuu
      @spacewaifuu 7 років тому +1

      Mr. Classy I know there´s that religion of the spaguetti god... And people use strainers and cooking pots.

    • @corbandotson4295
      @corbandotson4295 7 років тому +7

      SpaceWaifuu Pastafarianism, I am a pastafarianist myself

  • @Orbeesforbrains
    @Orbeesforbrains 8 років тому +9

    PROTECT ME FROM THE HETEROSEXUALS

  • @MajorMoth
    @MajorMoth 5 років тому +2

    My membership card Has expired! Where do i get a new one? Pls i need my discounts.

  • @Busterdrag
    @Busterdrag 8 років тому +10

    Since I am a member for 2 years now, can I get a Tinfoil membership card?

    • @breeneb2705
      @breeneb2705 8 років тому +8

      Busterdrag Depends, how many nefarious plots by the heterosexuals have you *foiled*?

    • @Busterdrag
      @Busterdrag 8 років тому +9

      None...but...I scouted out the Bisexuals, and foiled plots of the Buddhists and Telemarketers!

  • @harveyfuller7655
    @harveyfuller7655 8 років тому +9

    This video is one giant fucking meme

  • @someguy7045
    @someguy7045 8 років тому +5

    Try boost the volume next time ^^ was too quiet, not saying that you speak louder (since that would ruin it) but the overall volume ^^ great otherwise

  • @diegomaldonado4402
    @diegomaldonado4402 8 років тому +29

    La lu li le lo La lu li le lo Im being controlled by the Patriots.

  • @abg_mardeezy_5051
    @abg_mardeezy_5051 5 років тому +5

    When you realize you're getting a renewal soon

  • @soppierstream2357
    @soppierstream2357 8 років тому +24

    7:23 why tf did he give me a tin cookie, like, wtf.

    • @ruffleztm310
      @ruffleztm310 7 років тому +5

      SoppierStream2 Just unwrap it so you eat it

    • @Resi1ience
      @Resi1ience 7 років тому +8

      it's wrapped in tinfoil... WAIT, IF YOU DON'T KNOW THAT, DOES THIS MEAN YOU ARE A NEFARIOUS HETEROSEXUAL?

    • @ThatWeirdOne
      @ThatWeirdOne 6 років тому

      Darlaimerner nah man the aluminati

    • @Thegreenjelousy
      @Thegreenjelousy 6 років тому +1

      So nefarious organizations cant get to it to soak it in mind control waves before you eat it. God. Did you even pay attention? Where is your card.

    • @framenothing6561
      @framenothing6561 5 років тому

      If you read Article 5 of the TFHS monthly newsletter, you would know that galvanic shock through the teeth transfers to the brain, therefore protecting your brain from being modified by any nefarious organisations. Eat your tin cookies, and stay safe.

  • @andthingsofthisnature
    @andthingsofthisnature 8 років тому +7

    TFHS fo' life. Illuminardi ain't got shit on us son.

  • @Dovaz921
    @Dovaz921 8 років тому +30

    is it hot under the light? you look a bit shiny.

    • @sournote8610
      @sournote8610 8 років тому +1

      The Gamer Dragon How do you hold a controller in your claws? Or how do you type on a keyboard?
      Is it difficult for you, Sir Dragon?

    • @Dovaz921
      @Dovaz921 8 років тому +1

      I use a mechanical keyboard, It's pretty easy to use with claws, very clicky. and I hold my mouse in the claw style of holding.

    • @sournote8610
      @sournote8610 8 років тому

      Interesting...
      Do you think the same could be done for a pony? My hooves make gaming quite difficult...

    • @Dovaz921
      @Dovaz921 8 років тому

      Sour Note totally, you just need to get a pony keyboard from equestria innovations.

    • @sournote8610
      @sournote8610 8 років тому +1

      ***** Oh, right! I'll have to gallop to the store then! Do you know how many bits they usually are?

  • @thomasthetankengine2508
    @thomasthetankengine2508 8 років тому +24

    Who hates it when people reply to their own comments

  • @awoobledoople8702
    @awoobledoople8702 6 років тому +5

    I wish that he added a poll to each of his questions, i'd love to see all of the TFHS Application resuls.

  • @callmekai3613
    @callmekai3613 7 років тому +2

    "heterosexuals" as a nefarious organization...I officially lost it. Amazing xD