@spaceIce - safely ignore this comment. You have a great joke - my only feedback is to focus it on 'professionals' like Segal who are dialling it in for profit, and not on the likes of Breen who are not talented, but are probably doing their best self-publishing work.
Dude tried to sell me a strange rifle with the budstock angling down. Made no sense to me, untill now. But still not. No idea why or where one would want such.
Seagal looks like he belongs to Meal Team Six, or the Gravy Seals, or the Green Buffets, or the SAS (Super Appetite Service), or the FBI (Funnel cake Bureau of Ingestion), or the SWAT Team (Somebody Wants A Tortilla), or the Spaetzle-naz, or the French Foreign Luncheon -- he and his chubby buddies.
I think we're all on the same page about "special" meaning, "keep an eye on him, he likes to take his helmet off as soon as his education assistant starts ignoring him. And he can't afford to lose any more brain cells; lately he's been pretending to be a martial artist, green beret, monk, special forces sniper. At his weight and maneuverability. It's really embarrassing when he's at the strip club and the girls not only won't give him pity dances any longer, but won't even interact with anyone at his table. He's the worst everything."
The way that Seagal holds the rifle stock above his shoulder gets me every time. He's been doing this for like 50 years at this point and still never manages to not look like a total goober lmao
She was just so enamored by Seagal and his tacti-fat techniques that her body kicked into overdrive and healed itself instantly so she could throw herself at him.
I think it was the diaphragm,... also.... You have all heard of Sargent Beckett, now here comes Seargent Baguette ! sorry i am putting this (my creative idea) in most replies for publicity purposes
I just realized why Seagal holds guns in a funny way. Holding a gun properly would require him to move his whole torso when aiming at a new target, but this is too much effort for him, so he just moves the gun around without moving much himself whenever he can help it.
You have all herad of Sargent Beckett, now here comes Seargent Baguette ! sorry i am putting this (my creative idea in most replies for publicity purposes)
Executive Decision and Machete were two of the greatest ever, cause he had the courtesy to die in them Even if my TV needed an extra wide angle for the latter
Seagal called "cut" immediately after each tactical stance switch and went on the standard 8 hour lunch break to catch his breath and replenish his caloric intake.
I am not gonna be surprised that the unwanted praise is a contract clause actors have to agree upon signing. Reminds me of The Rock, dude can only appear in a film if any fight scene he's in he be hit only a few times and he comes up on top...
making soome else say it , you mean, also ... You have all heard of Sargent Beckett, now here comes Sargent Baguette ! sorry i am putting this (my creative idea) in most replies for publicity purposes
Director: "How can we cover Seagal's massive girth?" Assistant: "Maybe if we put excessive amounts of army padding, you know; extra magazines, webbing etc.?" Director: "Sold"
Image search "Steven Seagal Kursk". BEHOLD THE SCALE! They should use him as reactive armor as his heat signature covers entire tank battalion so our drones won't know where to aim at during the night.
I read that he brought his own things in. I think what happened was Seagal was worried he wouldn't fit into any of the props so he brought his own stuff and made up the thing about it being tactical just so he won't have to say the weight thing. You can see a lot of the gear is not even snapped in or adjusted to fit him mainly because he put it on himself and was unable to reach the straps or buckles. He insisted that he put it on himself and no one was allowed to touch his stuff.
The way steven seagal holding the rifle and shooting the assault rifle like a auto while his finger pressing trigget like a semi-auto is such a magnificient
Steven Seagal and Keanu Reeves are like Yin/Wang. Throughout their years of making films, Seagal hasn't learned anything about projectile weaponry but he did champion chair-based martial arts. Keanu on the other hand seems like a hard working, decent guy, who doesn't use body doubles to climb stairs. They're pretty much polar opposites.
Great point. Reeves competed in numerous live-fire competitions. The only way to "act" with firearms, is to actually shoot firearms, so you understand recoil, caliber limitations, proper firearm operation, etc. Because Seagal only acts with fake guns, his weapon operation/shouldering is horrendous; because he's never been bitten by a poorly held firearm that smacked him in the face.
As a former press photographer myself, I HAVE to point out that the lady photographer's camera handling is just as good as Seagal's gun handling. I was going to give kudos to the Continuity person on that point, but then I remembered that continuity is never present in a Seagal movie, so that was just an accident. .
If I watched myself in this movie fatly going around corners that would be the impetus for me to either quit doing action movies or at least go on a diet.
What is everyone's favorite Seagal era? - Italian Seagal (1980s to early 1990s) - Native American Seagal (mid 1990s) - Asian Seagal (late 1990s) - African American Seagal (early 2000s to 2010s) - Special Ops Seagal (2010 to today) - Russian Seagal (overlaps with Special Ops Seagal). I think Italian Seagal was my favorite, but African American Seagal is a close 2nd.
The poster of "Sniper Special Ops" is basically Steven Seagal's potato head photoshopped on the body of another dude 😂 And he spends most of the movie just sitting. He does not even know how to fire a carbine 😭
@@nicholasbrown668 I thought it was general consensus that the films are a money laundering scheme for some Russian oligarch that really liked Seagal's early films?
It was actually Sniper Special Ops reviewed by Weird Movies with Mark which got me down this Seagal rabbit hole and I finally discovered Space Ice and life has gotten slightly better ever since.
Sadly Seagal's movie days are behind him. He now lives in Russia as a Putin lackey. It's hilarious to see his imdb, because Above the Law 2 has been listed as in development for about six years now. There's more chance of getting Mac & Me 2 than there is Above the Law 2.
I'm disappointed that Dale Dye would have associated with this dumpster fire. No amount of sound military advice from a seasoned combat vet would help a Seagal film.
From the first time I found your channel I’ve been wondering when you were gonna cover this movie. I actually can’t believe there’s so many other terrible Seagal movies that it took you this long
lots of M4/16 style rifles maintain their front sight post when equipped with red dot, holographic, even ACOG optics. it doesn't block anything as much as you think.
Ice just having a field day with this one.😂 I only pray that in some darkly lit dingy svalakian hostel room, beneath the sandwich crumbs and empty pizza boxes sits a large Segal -behind a shitty laptop watching Space Ice videos.
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Hilarious commentary! I found myself craving some commentary on how the NATO "photographer" holds a camera. Almost as bad as how Senor Lazy holds his guns. "Watch out! The feisty reporter is whipping out her camera like a hot turd! Don't burn those pretty fingers!"🤣
You have all heard of Sargent Beckett, now here comes Sargent Baguette ! sorry i am putting this (my creative idea) in most replies for publicity purposes
Rifle equipped with a muzzle brake, which actually makes it louder! His eye's not even behind the scope. HIs reflex sight, which is mounted too low to use. Such weapons handling.
Stellar information of a perfect movie as always. Though I feel a missed opportunity to take notice of Van Dam(me) being in this movie. Sure it's of the Rob variety, but hey...when you're in range of a 5 Star Frog Splash, you gotta be careful.
Special Ooooops Sniper right there. Silenced (non-silenced) sniper rifle, blind fire, bending laws of gravity and physics, plot holes and still some how gets some tail at the end.... I'm doing something wrong in life 😂
@Galfrid he's a true inspiration for how people should live their (dillusional) lives, I'll head down to the nearest KFC for a family bucket to myself en route to the strip club.... Apparently you can do official police/military business there, get a dance and then go back home with a bunch of women for free!!!
The only bad thing to this video is knowing we are getting closer to have no Seagal films for Space Ice to comment on unless Seagal has his own array of movies made in Russia.
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You're becoming a one trick pony you gotta branch out before you fall off
That's like fucking saying "Caviar is always only Caviar, it so needs to branch out."
"every once in a while "
@spaceIce - safely ignore this comment. You have a great joke - my only feedback is to focus it on 'professionals' like Segal who are dialling it in for profit, and not on the likes of Breen who are not talented, but are probably doing their best self-publishing work.
Steven Seagal is doing what Steven Seagal does best. Dying of Diabetes.
He’s been making action films since the 80s! How the frick does he not know how to hold a gun?!
Have you ever thought hes the only one holding one correctly and its the rest of us doing it wrong?
I think he tries to imitate special holding techniques… but he looks so silly
@@user-ni5uj4nk5c 🤣
Dude tried to sell me a strange rifle with the budstock angling down. Made no sense to me, untill now. But still not. No idea why or where one would want such.
it's his cia training, you never forget
"You don't know, man! You weren't there!"
- Seagal's Traumatized Chair
@@yammt3148 that chair sadly died 3 days later.
@@spencethegreat38 Yeah... Sadly the chair took it's own life... He couldn't live with that much weight on it's poor soul. Very tragic.
LOL
Injured soldier: I can’t move my legs
Seagal: you lucky bastard
@@williamtoad8040 😂
Seagal: "neither can I".
lmfaoo
Seagal: “Legs?”
holy sh8t hahaha best comment I’ve seen on one of these seagal vids
Seagal looks like he belongs to Meal Team Six, or the Gravy Seals, or the Green Buffets, or the SAS (Super Appetite Service), or the FBI (Funnel cake Bureau of Ingestion), or the SWAT Team (Somebody Wants A Tortilla), or the Spaetzle-naz, or the French Foreign Luncheon -- he and his chubby buddies.
dont forget the SBS ( Succulent Bacon Supplies)
Dude, what are you talking about? He's the MVP
(Most Voluminous Person)
He also fits well with DEA (Delightful Eating Association) and ATF (Addicted To Fastfood). Clearly a talent right here and there
@@sobekSBS (Special Buffet Service)
Sandwich: Special Chops
American Diner
I think we're all on the same page about "special" meaning, "keep an eye on him, he likes to take his helmet off as soon as his education assistant starts ignoring him. And he can't afford to lose any more brain cells; lately he's been pretending to be a martial artist, green beret, monk, special forces sniper. At his weight and maneuverability. It's really embarrassing when he's at the strip club and the girls not only won't give him pity dances any longer, but won't even interact with anyone at his table. He's the worst everything."
Sounds like a Caseoh PlayStation message
"Hero!" (sandwich...)
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The way that Seagal holds the rifle stock above his shoulder gets me every time. He's been doing this for like 50 years at this point and still never manages to not look like a total goober lmao
I saw a comment on another of Space’s videos where someone said “he looks like he trained at a paintball range” and now I can't unsee it 😂
@@pennypunkers4504He looks like one of those fat air soft players larping as “delta” 😂
@ YOU READ MY FUCKING MIND 🤣😂
She's in an awfully cheery mood for someone who's been gut shot by an AK-47.
Yeah-- she sprung back fast. It was touch-and-go for a few frames back there.
She's the Black Knight from Monty Python "Tis but a scratch, I've had worse!"
She was just so enamored by Seagal and his tacti-fat techniques that her body kicked into overdrive and healed itself instantly so she could throw herself at him.
I think it was the diaphragm,... also.... You have all heard of Sargent Beckett, now here comes Seargent Baguette !
sorry i am putting this (my creative idea) in most replies for publicity purposes
If movies have taught me anything, as long as the bullet goes "striaght through" you'll be fine :)
Seagull switching his gun hand back and forth from righty to lefty is some next level shit.
He definitely thinks it is
Steven seagull undercover pro paintballer XD
He was so proud of that.
I just realized why Seagal holds guns in a funny way. Holding a gun properly would require him to move his whole torso when aiming at a new target, but this is too much effort for him, so he just moves the gun around without moving much himself whenever he can help it.
Very insightful and true
😂😂😂
He's so fat he literally can't pivot his upper body at the waist, because he has no waist.
…oh shit that makes an uncomfortable amount of sense 😂
You put as much thought into dissecting Seagal as Space Ice😂
Seagal's character going, "You had a bullet lodged in your spine, you'll probably never walk again, anyway, gotta go!"
He’s not lazy. He’s efficient. Efficient at being lazy. Had me laughing so hard
Lazy only has a positive outcome, if combined with genius.
Yeah.
You have all herad of Sargent Beckett, now here comes Seargent Baguette !
sorry i am putting this (my creative idea in most replies for publicity purposes)
Hahahahahah😂😂😂😂
That is funny. Because efficiency literally is clever laziness.
I remember ClangersTv talking about this movie. Like how the minimum age in this movie was like 50, so their commanding officer is like 80.
A hundred action movies and he never learned how to shoot a gun... or hold one.
His ego surely means he's the guy who was giving the instructors pointers lol..
And he prided himself on his gun proficiency. I think in one episode of that Lawman show he holding a shooting seminar or something.
Some might say he is the John Wayne of our time 😅
I'm wondering if he ever learnt how to do action scenes, other than his trademark patty cake moves and awkward penguin waddle.
You meant a 100 of money washing spec ops movies.
Remember when Seagal was a respected top billing Hollywood actor?
Me neither.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
He was highly respected in the sex offender community 🙅
I was going to say - Worst movie ever - now that is saying something. But your comment is better!
Executive Decision and Machete were two of the greatest ever, cause he had the courtesy to die in them
Even if my TV needed an extra wide angle for the latter
@@mgb4692 tbf Under Siege was descent
Seagal called "cut" immediately after each tactical stance switch and went on the standard 8 hour lunch break to catch his breath and replenish his caloric intake.
He thinks since professional bodybuilders + Olympic athletes need 8,000 calories a day, that’s what he should eat.
He hast to keep those arms in shape by doing turkey drumstick curls.
1:35 He looks to the right while shooting to the left. Skills.
@@Alien_Bones I've been inhaling all my happy puffs and couldn't hit the canvas with my strokes
@@SRMoore1178 hahaha, good eye
I think Seagal misheard the Dalai lama. When he thought he heard "You should be a deity" he really heard "You should be dieting."
8:30 Seagull can't possibly go ONE movie without someone exclaiming how badass he is.
@@PantsofVance dude loves choking his own chicken 🐔 🤣
The actor should get double pay for having to choke those words out convincingly. 🤪
Gotta feed his bloated ego as much as you gotta feed his bloated stomach.
I am not gonna be surprised that the unwanted praise is a contract clause actors have to agree upon signing. Reminds me of The Rock, dude can only appear in a film if any fight scene he's in he be hit only a few times and he comes up on top...
making soome else say it , you mean, also ... You have all heard of Sargent Beckett, now here comes Sargent Baguette !
sorry i am putting this (my creative idea) in most replies for publicity purposes
"Turns out counting to one is hard and this shits empty"
Had me in tears of laughter
Director: "How can we cover Seagal's massive girth?"
Assistant: "Maybe if we put excessive amounts of army padding, you know; extra magazines, webbing etc.?"
Director: "Sold"
"Uh, we don't have the money for a wide angle lens and aspect change means we have to cut the craft services budget."
Image search "Steven Seagal Kursk". BEHOLD THE SCALE! They should use him as reactive armor as his heat signature covers entire tank battalion so our drones won't know where to aim at during the night.
I read that he brought his own things in. I think what happened was Seagal was worried he wouldn't fit into any of the props so he brought his own stuff and made up the thing about it being tactical just so he won't have to say the weight thing. You can see a lot of the gear is not even snapped in or adjusted to fit him mainly because he put it on himself and was unable to reach the straps or buckles. He insisted that he put it on himself and no one was allowed to touch his stuff.
Lol
bag of cheeseburgers ?
The squinching sound effect when Segal was running killed me.
The way steven seagal holding the rifle and shooting the assault rifle like a auto while his finger pressing trigget like a semi-auto is such a magnificient
That’s true acting there. He’s such a grand actor he can make guns function differently.
Thats pretty much how much i know about guns. But the difference is, i dont pretend like Seagul to know anything about guns.
I love how his bulletproof vest looks like a bib from Red Lobster, just in military colors
It's too small for his girth. It barely covers his front and back.
I just realized there's very little sniping happening for a movie called Sniper.
More sitting than sniping lol
He is sniping at the caterers...not enough doughnuts
Even that one time at the beginning, he was supposedly sniping, the guys he was 'sniping' were like 20 feet away.
Also one of the Taliban he snipes in the film, is drinking alcohol for some reason.
He is old cannot see far .
"Switches back to his stairs hat and headset" XD
Couldn't even do the going-down-the-stairs-not-carrying-anyone stunt.
I'm assuming the reason Seagal is wearing sunglasses for the entire film is so we can't see his trademark flinch-shooting technique.
OR that the audience don't see that he fell asleep again
might be hungover, which would explain a lot
2:28 lol, those humvees are clean AF, they were at the car wash minutes before being called? 😂😂😂
Steven Seagal and Keanu Reeves are like Yin/Wang. Throughout their years of making films, Seagal hasn't learned anything about projectile weaponry but he did champion chair-based martial arts. Keanu on the other hand seems like a hard working, decent guy, who doesn't use body doubles to climb stairs.
They're pretty much polar opposites.
Keanu Reeves also got to be Shadow the Hedgehog
@@deen7530 And Seagal is just a hedgehog. :)
@@seekthevisceral or maybe a warthog?
@@aaronmatheson9730 just a hog in general
Great point. Reeves competed in numerous live-fire competitions. The only way to "act" with firearms, is to actually shoot firearms, so you understand recoil, caliber limitations, proper firearm operation, etc. Because Seagal only acts with fake guns, his weapon operation/shouldering is horrendous; because he's never been bitten by a poorly held firearm that smacked him in the face.
1:53 That bulletproof vest trying in vain to begin to cover the incredible bulk is just priceless. That's entertainment!
"I can stop a rifle bullet, but I can't hold back this gut!"
Squidward running noise for Seagal is gold😅😅😅😅Rob Frickin Schneider !!!!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Unlike Seagal, Squidward is a true legend.
As a former press photographer myself, I HAVE to point out that the lady photographer's camera handling is just as good as Seagal's gun handling. I was going to give kudos to the Continuity person on that point, but then I remembered that continuity is never present in a Seagal movie, so that was just an accident. .
Yeah I cringed at that too. Hardly the first time a journalist has mishandled a camera in a movie to be fair.
I’m so happy you finally covered this movie.
He already did but it got taken down by youtube
@@Bunerd when was it made the first time? because I have never seen it before.
@@Bunerddays ago or months/years ago?.
Oh that explains it. I felt sure it would have been one of the first on his list to roast, and wondered why it wasn’t on here.
@@BunerdThat’s how I originally found this channel! I was searching for the cumtown video on Steven Seagal!
"But also, he was sitting really hard earlier, and needs a bite to eat real quick" 😂
Apparently Seagull has been watching Space Ice as he always wears sunglasses whenever he shoots so no one can see him blink
That requires Seagal doing research
I'VE BEEN ASKING FOR THIS FOR YEARS. AND YOU FINALLY DID IT. THANK YOU
@7:32 I’m rolling laughing with the squeaky shoes sound. “not bad for a 64 year old sergeant” 😂😂😂
Sounds like squidward.
😂😂😂😂
The screen grabs of her right as she is making the goofiest face, perfecto. Also, was that Rob Van Damme as one of the Seals?
Clearly, she's such a masochist (as evidenced by her being in a Seagal movie) that getting shot just gives her the best orgasm of her life
YES, IT IS!!
Yep! One of the reasons I had to see this!
You know there's only one van Damme worth caring about.
@@andrewleah1983 RVD IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE WRESTLERS OF ALL TIME. AND I WOULD HAVE LIVED TO HAVE SEEN HIM GIVE A VAN DAMNINATIR TO SEAGAL.
7:07 her face still combined with the narration is priceless. Thank you for all the laughter you gave us💙
If I watched myself in this movie fatly going around corners that would be the impetus for me to either quit doing action movies or at least go on a diet.
That requires self awareness.
That's not the way Lord Steven thinks.
@@bert.hbuysse5569you mean Sensei Steven, surely?
I'm wondering if Seagal actually thinks that there are 70 year old men on active duty in the special forces.
Ctown reference
What is everyone's favorite Seagal era?
- Italian Seagal (1980s to early 1990s)
- Native American Seagal (mid 1990s)
- Asian Seagal (late 1990s)
- African American Seagal (early 2000s to 2010s)
- Special Ops Seagal (2010 to today)
- Russian Seagal (overlaps with Special Ops Seagal).
I think Italian Seagal was my favorite, but African American Seagal is a close 2nd.
I've been waiting for Space Ice to rip this movie for ages! Thank you, Space Ice!
I literally live for these videos. You hilarious😂😂
The C4 laughed so hard, it exploded! awesome!
Good one Ice. Always impressed with your firearm knowledge 👏
Wearing sunglasses 🕶 while looking through a scope yet the scope is clear and not tinted. Seagull you genius 😂
I waited for space ice talk about this, but apparently this is small mistake compared to the other shits in this movie😂
He obviously shooting the tires of a ice-cream truck
That whole movie is still more believable than steven seagal being a Yale professor.
How about when he manage to disable nuclear bomb
After this movie . Taliban came back into power 😂
Bro can’t even climb the stairs himself that he needs a double for that??!! LMAO
The poster of "Sniper Special Ops" is basically Steven Seagal's potato head photoshopped on the body of another dude 😂 And he spends most of the movie just sitting. He does not even know how to fire a carbine 😭
man couldnt even pay to get high rez prints either, shit is grainy asf
I like how on the poster, Steven Seagal looks like athletic big guy with muscular forearms showing, but in the movie he's just a fat slob.
@@nicholasbrown668 I thought it was general consensus that the films are a money laundering scheme for some Russian oligarch that really liked Seagal's early films?
Holy shit you're not lying, the body is wayyy too different😂
This entire movie is full of “I wanted to join the military, but they wouldn’t take me” type ass dudes. 😂
I find myself hoping that Seagal will keep making movies just so I can watch the Space Ice recaps XD
I had no idea he was still doing "movies" until I discovered Space Ice
Space Ice could always re-review all movies with different takes.
It was actually Sniper Special Ops reviewed by Weird Movies with Mark which got me down this Seagal rabbit hole and I finally discovered Space Ice and life has gotten slightly better ever since.
Sadly Seagal's movie days are behind him. He now lives in Russia as a Putin lackey. It's hilarious to see his imdb, because Above the Law 2 has been listed as in development for about six years now. There's more chance of getting Mac & Me 2 than there is Above the Law 2.
@@Illustraful oooh. Mac & Me 2....
Lmao am I tripping or does that sniper not have a mag in it @ 0:21 ?
Kinda looks like it
If its just a 5 round capacity mag, some rifles sit flush.
Or he so gud he only needs 1 bullet
Even the prop guy was giving up by now 😂
@ Did not know that. Interesting
1:13 Seagal is so amazing with guns, he can semi-auto fire a bolt action rifle!
And a bow and arrow on full auto
I'm disappointed that Dale Dye would have associated with this dumpster fire. No amount of sound military advice from a seasoned combat vet would help a Seagal film.
must have needed a paycheck pretty bad.
I'd be shocked if he was even allowed to give advice.
It's just an easy job for a paycheck. Maybe for the grandkids or something family related.
I'm dissapointed that RVD was in this piece of trash :D
Probably because of something like a friendship after the Under Siege movies 🤔
Sadly Dale Dye also appeared in that terrible Falling Skies show 😕
@@Lame_Duck dale was also associated with the band of brothers hbo series.
The shots did not have a recoil because Seagull's mass is so large, he has his own gravitational pull and cannot be moved.
I haven't laughed out loud reading a comment in a while. Thank you.
The way Segal holds qnd operates firearms in this movie is truly astounding and awful. And hilarious
Sniper Special Ops is the Rob Van Dam mega blockbuster hit movie where he showed the world he's the whole fucking show.
From the first time I found your channel I’ve been wondering when you were gonna cover this movie. I actually can’t believe there’s so many other terrible Seagal movies that it took you this long
Sacrifice you've made by watching this movie is unimaginable.
thanks for the uploaders service
1:45 I love how his red dot is blocked by the front sight post lol. Btw, ypure the best Space Ice
lots of M4/16 style rifles maintain their front sight post when equipped with red dot, holographic, even ACOG optics. it doesn't block anything as much as you think.
2:37 that gun flip from left hand to right hand is epic man 😂
Ice just having a field day with this one.😂 I only pray that in some darkly lit dingy svalakian hostel room, beneath the sandwich crumbs and empty pizza boxes sits a large Segal -behind a shitty laptop watching Space Ice videos.
"Seagal is hauling ass out of there"
no kidding, I never saw him moving this fast
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Holy shit holding the stock above his shoulder is next level stupid.
Yeah, and I also like how he keeps switching from one shoulder to the other. Pretty sure he's not actually ambidextrous.
@@hnlpharmd plus he holds the gun like it's gonna break, fucking GRAB it FIRMLY ffs
just awful...
But...but...SEAGAL!
His skill of sitting on every kind of chair in the world is unmatched👌
Finally, Seagal's grand opus
Hilarious commentary! I found myself craving some commentary on how the NATO "photographer" holds a camera. Almost as bad as how Senor Lazy holds his guns. "Watch out! The feisty reporter is whipping out her camera like a hot turd! Don't burn those pretty fingers!"🤣
Day got 100% better
You know Seagal 100% believes IRL that plastic explosives can be triggered w/a bullet.
I’ll always be grateful for this movie for introducing me to Cum Town.
Fatly going around corners lives rent free in my head.
@@sparthyslaysstuff2405”your sister, huh? 🤔”
Me too, which then led me here to SpaceIce, and the realisation that there's a whole corner of the internet dedicated to shitting on Steven Seagal.
Space Ice at it again 🤘🏼
It should be called: “SEAGAL’S SPECIAL NEEDS OPS”
You have all heard of Sargent Beckett, now here comes Sargent Baguette !
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@ with Extra Cheese & Special Needs Sauce
How about "Seagal's Special Pork ChOps!!"
I needed this 'attention to stair double' on a weak Saturday night! Thanks Space Ice!
Seagal puts the “special” in Spec-Ops. He arrived on the battlefield in the Short-Humvee.
It's "Special Oops".
He fits in a shortened humvee? Wow.
"Turns out, counting to one is hard...and this shit's empty!" absolutely destroyed me!!! 😂😂😂😂
I like that when he's firing in full-auto they're reusing footage of him firing in semi-auto, so his trigger finger keeps moving for no reason.
I totally caught that lol!
Rifle equipped with a muzzle brake, which actually makes it louder! His eye's not even behind the scope.
HIs reflex sight, which is mounted too low to use.
Such weapons handling.
You think by now he would at least accidentally hold a weapon correctly..
Don't be naive, he's a professional!
Stellar information of a perfect movie as always. Though I feel a missed opportunity to take notice of Van Dam(me) being in this movie. Sure it's of the Rob variety, but hey...when you're in range of a 5 Star Frog Splash, you gotta be careful.
Dale Dye....military technical advisor for Band Of Brothers, Platoon, Last Of The Mohicans....and THIS?
Damn, he must have been desperate.
@5:31 "The master delusionist"
lmao Space Ice is just perfect :)
Finally, you've made this Sitting Special Ops of Steven Seagal
Seagal has been in peak condition for 50 years and is that off brand Van Damme?
I am disappointed that he is still alive ☹️
That's Rob Van Damme the wrestler.
RVD...who sadly doesn't do anything remotely cool in this movie. After all, we don't want the Sifu getting upstaged.
Imagine the cover for the DVD saying " Seagal and Van Damme" 😂😂😂
We were all robbed
Does anyone else notice how far Seagal sticks his finger into the trigger guard of any weapon he's handling?
like another dude said, if I saw myself looking that big on camera taking corners, id probably get a gym membership and a dietician
I cant believe hes holding that gun like a 3 year old. Didnt the director point out how ridiculous it looks
Who do you think paid the director?😂
Special Ooooops Sniper right there. Silenced (non-silenced) sniper rifle, blind fire, bending laws of gravity and physics, plot holes and still some how gets some tail at the end.... I'm doing something wrong in life 😂
You're too honest. Seagull doesn't have that problem🤣
@Galfrid he's a true inspiration for how people should live their (dillusional) lives, I'll head down to the nearest KFC for a family bucket to myself en route to the strip club.... Apparently you can do official police/military business there, get a dance and then go back home with a bunch of women for free!!!
😂😂
More plot holes than bullet holes.
@8:24 She holds that camera as well as Seagal holds a rifle.
As a fellow photographer I agree!
Your gun knowledge is uncanny, I love how you point out gun safety and technical aspects so casually 🔥🤠
May the universe bless Space Ice for enduring these movies so we don't have to. Space Ice is genuinely the guardian of our sanity.
I like how Steven waddles through the film with a frozen face, completely aimless and in slow motion. The guy is his own parody.
I’m torn. I despise Seagull, but I love these eviscerations of him.
Best videos everrrr. You doing great work brother ! Can't wait to laugh my ass off on the next one
I like that every scene of him going and DOWN stairs is actually a stunt double, presumably because he couldn’t get up there to film coming back down.
They literally just have a stairs guy
that smile of her, when she gets shot LOL xD
The only bad thing to this video is knowing we are getting closer to have no Seagal films for Space Ice to comment on unless Seagal has his own array of movies made in Russia.
the way he handles that rifle makes you just know that anyone on set must get instantly fired if they dare try to tell him the real way to do it
Don't worry its Seagal's version of Gun-Fu.
Steven Seagal holding that rifle like it's a power drill and the pizza buffet's about to close tactical dad bod meets home improvement vibes.
you know that you gonna watch a great video when you hear MEGA BLOCKBUSTER HIT MOVIE 🤣🤣