High school is the ultimate test for seeing how much pain you can take (and apparently I can handle a bit) my point being that High school is a *Prison* and like prison if you cooperate you might just survive
Honest confession - my comfort videos are Danny's knockoff movie reviews. They are my go to when I can't fall asleep. Please Danny, please make another one
Man I just don’t think people realize what a 28 year old looks like… tbh Danny looks his age, we just don’t have a good concept of aging bc the media makes everyone either look baby faced at 50 or absolutely wrecked at 30
Danny 100% moved, then decorated the new place to look like his old place. Then got a green screen to cover up the set, then plot twist he didn’t actually move he’s actually locked in Mike Tyson’s pigeon cage
As an Amanda, I can confirm that the second I tried searching up "what's the fastest growing army on the internet" on the internet, I was suddenly frozen in my tracks and the sky split open revealing Biblically Accurate Danny to me and had to give a blood oath swearing that I would never even ponder the question "what's the fastest growing army on the internet" again or else I would be smited where I stood and my family would be cursed for 20 generations.
i was gonna say, i'm 22 & i look identical to how i looked when i was 15 or 16. i still get mistaken for a high schooler & i'm gonna get carded until the day i die
I had the opposite with aging. When I was in high school, everyone thought I was in my 20s. And now that I'm in my 20s, everyone thinks I'm younger than I am and I get carded all the time. One time I got a free drink at an all ages place because I had gone to the bar to pick up my mom's drink and the bartender thought I was a teenager. And then once she checked my ID, she felt bad for talking to me like I was a child. Also about a decade ago, my friends and I made "stuff backpackers say" to keep entertained on a backpacking trip. Very of the era.
When he said he’d kill the best one I laughed and then started thinking about if he actually came into My room one night (you know, cause my bones will be squishy) and just stab me
Danny gives off the impression that he would remove all the toppings off a pizza and eat them separately and then roll the pizza into a burrito shape after and eat it
I'm 31 and still get carded. I think some teens just don't know how young you will still look in your twenties and early thirties for the most part. Especially with skin care and sunscreen which the last generation used less of... and less smoking too!
Never thought I’d be singled out by name by Danny, much less BIBLICALLY ACCURATE Danny. Truly horrifying experience. Might have to go legally change my name now out of fear
my stepdad started greying at 30ish and now he is 60 and people still think he’s way younger than he actually is, so no worries Danny, you’ll look great even with grey hair!
i honestly still rewatch stuff nobody says at wheaton north so frequently, i find it so funny and i love seeing the parallels between young and still young danny
As an Amanda who has genuinely googled that and had this playing in the background, I can confirm that biblically accurate Danny keeps showing up at my door and I hear voices now that are encouraging me to enlist even more Gregs into the Greg-army.
As a fellow Amanda, while I don't recall ever looking it up, I must have because Biblically Accurate Danny knew! My sister and I did have a heart attack when we saw that. 😂
That old video was recommended to me and afterwards I brought myself to this channel because I saw it and I hadnt watched any danny Gonzalez since last year so I wanted to watch your latest vid, you’re one of the best out there
I have that princess and the frog film on dvd, it was two of my siblings' favourite when they were younger. We did have proper movies, that one just resonated with them xD I think it shaped their style of comedy to this day
My skin care routine is also just to not touch my face, I just wash it from time to time. (And rinse in the shower of course.) it’s actually quite clear. I only get pimples every once in a while and they go away after about a week of me not touching them. The oil from skincare products can just worsen breakouts. (Unless you have actual acne, in which case they’ll probably be helpful)
Fun fact about that taclight max: In real life soldiers are trained to only use their lights for very brief amounts of time, because keeping it on makes it easier for an enemy to spot you. So a light that can be seen from miles away would not be used by standard soldiers.
I totally feel Danny on the looking younger than you are. When I was 26 I was working as a substitute teacher at my old middle school and it happened to be school picture day and one of the photographers thought I was one of the grade 8 students. What makes this story even worse was that I was halfway through my pregnancy with my third child at this time so it felt weird being mistaken as someone half my age.
I feel like generally most guys seem to age later, like 30+. Maybe because they go through puberty later. Women seem to age sooner, especially if they have kids cause that shit is hardcore. Speaking from experience lol. Definitely got some grey hairs from that 😅
For some reason that "Shi-STUFF Nobody Says" video gave me MAJOR nostalgia and I legit can't tell if I watched it as a kid or watched so many of those types of videos as a kid that it's automatically nostalgic
I died laughing at the beginning because of “imma kill you” but i laughed even harder when you were like “i gotta stop saying that im not gonna kill anyone”
I couldn't believe Danny would've been too rowdy for a school newspaper club, but then i saw the video of what he looked like and I was like oh yeah that kid was a distraction for sure
since=sense Sensation of familiarity...... Cognitive and relatable recognition of familiarity, from an others perspective sometimes inducing a confused response because the same attributes have caused familiarity in a similar yet not exact way.
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The "I drew danny" un-ironically made me laugh
Me too 😂😂😂
I totally didn't get it until I read this comment😅 So thanks for that😊
@@mallorycarpinski1160 how did you not get it😭 that’s actually crazy
Yea!
Using "unironically" needs to die.
So people are still surprised that Danny doesn't age despite him revealing he's a vampire dad literal ages ago huh?
Exactly 😂
also the fact that all gregs are immortal. now that we know he’s a vampire, it makes more sense
Some people are just slow like that
you would think that they would know after him reminding us that he was in the bible
@@botoleyc3763 yup
As an Amanda, I can confirm that I see biblically accurate Danny in my nightmares. I hope the other Amanda’s are doing better
literally same! it freaked me out, how did he know…
Bro it freaked me out
ok
THIS FREAKED ME THE FUCK OUT
As another Amanda, I can corroborate this. The image of biblically accurate Danny is seared onto my eyelids.
ok that pizza of danny's face is going to give me nightmares
UA-cam?
Oh hey
oh hey youtube
ratio
the fuck youtube's ceo is doing here lmao
Did anyone notice sometimes Danny gets a little silly and a little goofy?
Wacky, even
zany, at times
insane, sometimes.
Engaging in monkeyshine perhaps?
yeah, but only on his second channel. i wish he was silly and wacky on his main channel…. :(
Tell me why danny opening his mouth and canned laughter coming out was infinitely more terrifying than the bloodstained anime boy
Reading this comment before watching the video is absolutely so scary, really puts things into perspective for me
The pizza face is way more terryfiyng
@@kweoi same I was like "tf is happening rn?"
Update it's now after the video and I'm still very confused
SORRY THE WHAT?
tell me why (aint nothing but a heart ache)
So glad Danny has formed such a bond with Marcel Toing
Hii
nice
Very good
👍
👍
I'm happy Danny's finally addressed the controversy of him being an ex-High Schooler
fax dude
High school is the ultimate test for seeing how much pain you can take (and apparently I can handle a bit) my point being that High school is a *Prison* and like prison if you cooperate you might just survive
"I feel like my voice has gotten deeper" " maybe my face has gotten wider"
Danny discovers puberty and aging
ok
@@truongtran-sl6rh ok
@@KIIB0 ok
@@Potatochipformycubs ok
@@4barks390 ok
his hair grew back so fast
I hate it so much
@@Hoopergames 😭?
IKR!?!!
Because he never shaved it. It was all a trick remember.
IKRR?? That’s what I was thinking lol
Honest confession - my comfort videos are Danny's knockoff movie reviews. They are my go to when I can't fall asleep. Please Danny, please make another one
The titanic one is my favourite. The bit about the guy tripping over for no reason makes me wheeze laugh.
@@blackparademistress1 i have literally rewatched that like 100 times
Omg Same 🥺 Danny is literally my comfort UA-camr. He always makes me smile when I’m down. ❤
the way i've rewatched all his videos 😭😭 hes so comforting idk why
Man I just don’t think people realize what a 28 year old looks like… tbh Danny looks his age, we just don’t have a good concept of aging bc the media makes everyone either look baby faced at 50 or absolutely wrecked at 30
He's kinda young looking but you can see some of the lines on his face
“I always forget that’s how I’m described in the bible”
Not even a minute it, this man never fails to make me laugh at his absurdity
isnt that how the bible describes angels or somethin? i love how he just plays along like the king he is
The Book of Daniel
Danny 100% moved, then decorated the new place to look like his old place. Then got a green screen to cover up the set, then plot twist he didn’t actually move he’s actually locked in Mike Tyson’s pigeon cage
goated comment
Better than any Hollywood movie
best plot twist
He is moving tho. Left and right. We can even compare it to the chair and see that even during the question he's moving
no one would repaint their wall to that colour, that’s the default wall colour.
Petition to have people stop saying “they haven’t aged” until someone is at least 40
i sign 100x over
Exactly. You don't miraculously get old when you turn 30.
Right like when people say “u still look 16” when ure just 22
That’s fair but I’ve seen some people age horribly in their early 20s
@@musiclover0474 yep the heavily tanned ladys with white blonde hair… terrifying tbh.
As an Amanda, I can confirm that the second I tried searching up "what's the fastest growing army on the internet" on the internet, I was suddenly frozen in my tracks and the sky split open revealing Biblically Accurate Danny to me and had to give a blood oath swearing that I would never even ponder the question "what's the fastest growing army on the internet" again or else I would be smited where I stood and my family would be cursed for 20 generations.
LOL
God bless lol
BRO HE KILLED THAT IMPRESSION OF HIS YOUNGER SELF
Right?! Maybe because it’s not that hard to be yourself😅
I don't think it's an impression if it's the same dude /:
He literally just talked
I DIED DUDE
wow! its almost like they are the SAME people!
It’s so cool that Danny is reviewing and shouting out older channels like Danny Gonzalez! Such a thoughtful guy 😊
Now the whole deal is he is younger what are you saying
It’s a joke
@@niaou4903 are you real
@@niaou4903 are you real
@@niaou4903 are you real
1:13 Amanda’s shaking in her boots right now
8:13 Danny is a good Danny impersonator 😂
He didn't move or paint his wall...
HE FINALLY LEARNED TELEKINESIS AND LITERALLY REPLACED HIS ENTIRE HOUSE
facts
IM SOO HAPPY FOR DANNY! I felt so bad that it didnt work
That just sounds like moving but with extra steps.
Daniel to be a bit more personal✨
I love how much it blows people's minds when someone in their 20s doesn't age a lot in 8 years. That said, teen Danny was adorable!
I'm just replying so you can see how much likes you got
@@afellowpotato thats nice of you
i was gonna say, i'm 22 & i look identical to how i looked when i was 15 or 16. i still get mistaken for a high schooler & i'm gonna get carded until the day i die
I am 24 and often am mistaken for a highschooler if I'm not wearing my wedding ring. I sympathize with Danny lol.
I transitioned after high school so I look really different now but I’m still mistaken for a sixteen year old unless I’m wearing my wedding band lol
I had the opposite with aging. When I was in high school, everyone thought I was in my 20s. And now that I'm in my 20s, everyone thinks I'm younger than I am and I get carded all the time. One time I got a free drink at an all ages place because I had gone to the bar to pick up my mom's drink and the bartender thought I was a teenager. And then once she checked my ID, she felt bad for talking to me like I was a child. Also about a decade ago, my friends and I made "stuff backpackers say" to keep entertained on a backpacking trip. Very of the era.
"This is the wackiest old man I've ever seen" That's what I say every time I watch Drew's videos.
I love how Danny is CONSTANTLY withholding from threatening the lives of his audience so much so that he’s like “I NEED TO STOP SAYING THAT UGH”
He did literally say he’d kill one of us right at the beginning of this one lmao
And i can confirm that i am currently dead
@@Clyde_ML unlucky
Danny looks so sweet and polite but then he drops something dark that catches me off guard and makes me actually lol. Top tier humor.
0:12
When he said he’d kill the best one I laughed and then started thinking about if he actually came into
My room one night (you know, cause my bones will be squishy) and just stab me
The “alright motherf-“ caught me so off guard lol
the jokes he and Kurtis made in that MTV dating show video had me HOWLING 😭😭
ok
FINALLY GOT THE “things nobody says at wheaton north” VIDEO ON MY RECOMMENDED AND I WAS SO HAPPY
For some reason Danny impersonating his younger self cracked me up.
I would never look back at my younger self and review me 😂
I would probably cry ngl
I'll do it for you
fr i changed so much im jealous of danny for looking the same ☠️
Death by cringe
I’m you from the future. 9/10.
Man, this Danny guy is really funny he should make a second channel.
This is his second channel
@@iloverobloxx42 Delete your comment
@@foodafen7406 Why
@@iloverobloxx42 Because you didn't understand the joke
@@foodafen7406 oh ok my bad
Danny gives off the impression that he would remove all the toppings off a pizza and eat them separately and then roll the pizza into a burrito shape after and eat it
Danny is the type of guy to pat the oil off his pizza with a napkin, and then eat the napkin
danny gets a new strand of grey hair every time someone new joins the greg army
As a Greg, I can confirm Biblically accurate Danny is accurate
As a Greg, I can confirm one of his eyes is always watching me to see if I search what the fastest growing army on the internet is.
@@amazingzie378 i accidentally touched the eye once and it beat the shit out of me
Yeah I had to unsubscribe for that one. I am not comfortable being surveillanced
@@amazingzie378 gouiah
as a Christian Greg, i can confirm we learned about Biblically accurate Danny in Sunday school
High school Danny’s voice is giving Disney Channel protagonist 😭
he would react to himself💀
Danny is just trying to hide his ice powers with his grey hairs
Danny slowly turning into a silver fox in his late 20s
the danny doesnt age thing is so funny cause hes literally still in his late 20s. its not like hes gonna look old
I mean, Tom Brady’s face changed like twelve times.
@@the_kleetus-yeeyee48 maybe he’s gotten a lot of facial trauma from getting tackled and shoved around playing football
I’ve seen 18 year olds who look 35, some look old when they’re young
I'm 31 and still get carded. I think some teens just don't know how young you will still look in your twenties and early thirties for the most part. Especially with skin care and sunscreen which the last generation used less of... and less smoking too!
@@jennymcelligott man you type like a thirty year old lmao
”Well, it’s time to wake up skeleton and put your skin back on” is probably one of my favorite Danny quotes so far
It’s Halloween in April
BRO THAT WAS MY POST I'M FREAKING SHAKING FROM EXCITEMENT
@@elliem_2009 **rattling bones noise**
i said it to my friend as soon as i heard it
@@elliem_2009 My post was the one right after your's.
I didn’t go the Wheaton North 11 years ago, but I DID go to Wheaton North 1 year ago. That intersection was crowded until the day I graduated.
I treat your old disney movie reviews like bedtime stories and I haven't slept since you last released one. I would like to sleep.
Danny is the embodiment of y/n. He doesn't age and the only sign of aging is grey hair that looks like highlights lmao
Danny's hair is a separate entity that evolves according to Danny's emotions, I'm convinced of this.
omg your right. 😶
8:13 sounds like Finn from adventure time?? Danny should voice act, I think he’d be good at it ngl
6:25 he's not going grey , he's going greg
Never thought I’d be singled out by name by Danny, much less BIBLICALLY ACCURATE Danny. Truly horrifying experience. Might have to go legally change my name now out of fear
i was searching for an amanda in the comments
OH MY GOSH THATS YOU BAHAHHAHA
Stay safe amanda 😭
My eyes snapped open so hard.
jumpscare 😭
my stepdad started greying at 30ish and now he is 60 and people still think he’s way younger than he actually is, so no worries Danny, you’ll look great even with grey hair!
Only Danny is capable of making me jealous of grey hair
Danny sounds like Finn from adventure time when he mimics his video
6:55 i cannot wait for the day that Danny goes fully grey and people think he’s just a silly goofy little 57 year old
or an alien
LMAFOA
I think it would just make his eyes pop more tbh
Thr fact that Danny got kicked out of the film club because he was too goofy is so funny
ikr im picturing someone like that and its hilarious that danny was that person
2:03 Anime Danny just looks like Daniel Thrasher
i honestly still rewatch stuff nobody says at wheaton north so frequently, i find it so funny and i love seeing the parallels between young and still young danny
8:01 🤓☝
After thoroughly inspecting the atmosphere and surrounding Danny is in I conclude that Danny has indeed changed places
As someone whose hair is also just starting to go grey a little i found this incredibly comforting ❤
As an Amanda who has genuinely googled that and had this playing in the background, I can confirm that biblically accurate Danny keeps showing up at my door and I hear voices now that are encouraging me to enlist even more Gregs into the Greg-army.
As another Amanda 10/10 jumped out of my chair very scared will never doubt Danny again
As another another Amanda i had a heart attack my ghost is typing this
As a fellow Amanda, while I don't recall ever looking it up, I must have because Biblically Accurate Danny knew!
My sister and I did have a heart attack when we saw that. 😂
At this rate we can all form the council of Amanda’s traumatized by Biblically Accurate Danny XD
@@amandahoglund4737 Yes! 😅
Gosh, I just live how Danny's videos are still being posted despite his passing... truly amazing. Rest In Peace, sweet prince. We all miss you.
RIP Danny 💔💔
Props to drew for using AI to animate Danny and his voice, editing and then posting the videos. What would we do without him
I dont live it, i death it
Stop this is so not funny
Jerma fan ass comment
i've been binge watching your videos like a tv show. Im in my first adult apartment and i will forever connect you with this time in my life
That old video was recommended to me and afterwards I brought myself to this channel because I saw it and I hadnt watched any danny Gonzalez since last year so I wanted to watch your latest vid, you’re one of the best out there
Danny wearing Kurtis’ merch makes my heart go skittles color
Omg yes I thought I was the only one who noticed 😅
You know it's a silly day when danny posts a video
Daniel :)
:3
Lol
and its an absolutely goofy silly fun time when he posts 2
@@brodiedunn475 wacky even
I have that princess and the frog film on dvd, it was two of my siblings' favourite when they were younger. We did have proper movies, that one just resonated with them xD I think it shaped their style of comedy to this day
Oh my god his grey hair is so prevalent now. It looks so good!
8:10 DOI!
Danny then: 17 years old, looks 14
Danny now: 28 years old, looks 17
Hey you must be from Kentucky too!
@@kodycravens2937 I am! Born and raised in the Bluegrass!
@@wadephipps5239 same here man! Glad to see a local Greg!!!
HIS SPEECH AND debate speeches keep showing up, and as a fellow speech and debate kid i want
5:48 YOU WENT TO WHEATON NORTH??? I WAS FR JUST THERE LIKE 2 MONTHS AGO FOR A COMPETITION WTH.
glad to see drew opening up and accepting his younger self 🥰💗
7:31 he got too silly 😔
“I think that’s like gumbo”
I cried so fucking hard. How could he forget the majestic gunto 😭 seriously what a legend
My skin care routine is also just to not touch my face, I just wash it from time to time. (And rinse in the shower of course.) it’s actually quite clear. I only get pimples every once in a while and they go away after about a week of me not touching them. The oil from skincare products can just worsen breakouts. (Unless you have actual acne, in which case they’ll probably be helpful)
Fun fact about that taclight max: In real life soldiers are trained to only use their lights for very brief amounts of time, because keeping it on makes it easier for an enemy to spot you. So a light that can be seen from miles away would not be used by standard soldiers.
Of course, that’s so logical. I don’t know why I didn’t think of that. I guess the tac people didn’t either.
@@blackparademistress1 They use red lights for map reading instead. They're what I like to call "military tough."
Its called "light discipline". You're only allowed to use red light. And red light suxxx
Danny never fails to spread my cheeks ♥️ 😊
yoo💀
w h a t 😭😭😭
ummmm
As in on your face or
LMAO
as someone named Amanda, biblically accurate Danny has scarred me
"I know that you did, Amanda." When he said my name in that deep voice I jumped out of my seat.
I scrolled until I found a wigged out Amanda, thanks for providing for my needs
It scared the living hell out of me tbh
Happy to see a fellow Amanda who got the shit scared out of them
Is that why your username is what it is?
9:30 illinois in one sentence.
9:40 …Danny do u not have lights in ur backyard???
i love that there were like 3 different videos within this one video
6:41
Him : “eventually I’m gonna go grey”
My mind : “eventually I’m gonna go Greg”
Noooo😭
Noooo
10:57 btw they say this bc 1 nautical mile is about 1.5 miles. its actually way less of a distance but it sounds just as impressive
I totally feel Danny on the looking younger than you are. When I was 26 I was working as a substitute teacher at my old middle school and it happened to be school picture day and one of the photographers thought I was one of the grade 8 students. What makes this story even worse was that I was halfway through my pregnancy with my third child at this time so it felt weird being mistaken as someone half my age.
Pleaseeee do more knockoff movie reviews and or app reviews! You always do so good with those videos, they never get old
I will forever envy Danny's speed of growing hair
I don't think he's necessarily *aged* less than normal, but he does look quite similar to his younger self.
Ethan wake
I feel like generally most guys seem to age later, like 30+. Maybe because they go through puberty later. Women seem to age sooner, especially if they have kids cause that shit is hardcore. Speaking from experience lol. Definitely got some grey hairs from that 😅
It's almost like 28 is not old.. like at all. Most people don't even have dynamic wrinkles (caused by movement) yet at 28.
For some reason that "Shi-STUFF Nobody Says" video gave me MAJOR nostalgia and I legit can't tell if I watched it as a kid or watched so many of those types of videos as a kid that it's automatically nostalgic
Right after I watched this I binged some OompaTV and once I clicked back on the home screen the "Stuff Nobody Says at Wheaton North" was recommended
danny figured out the art of psychokinesis and teleported to his new house
I died laughing at the beginning because of “imma kill you” but i laughed even harder when you were like “i gotta stop saying that im not gonna kill anyone”
Can’t believe Danny was on the Atlanta Falcons in high school. He’s so talented 🥲
oh mah gawhhhhhh you totally movveddd and i love that bald smooth head of yourrrsss mwaah
danny is the only youtuber i’ve seen who doesnt overreact when reacting to their old content and annoyingly cringe at their younger self
Rest in peace Danny you will be missed, props for posting even when you're 6 foot under 🕊🕊❤
5:30 We have this too but the only way we get to see it is if our teacher for advisory (or 5.5 period for fridays) cared enough to show us
danny reminds me of my mother who seems to also never age
I couldn't believe Danny would've been too rowdy for a school newspaper club, but then i saw the video of what he looked like and I was like oh yeah that kid was a distraction for sure
STOP IT WHYS HES SOUNDS EXACTLY THE SAME 8:18
He does lmao
since=sense
Sensation of familiarity......
Cognitive and relatable recognition of familiarity, from an others perspective sometimes inducing a confused response because the same attributes have caused familiarity in a similar yet not exact way.
one of my new favorite intros of yours
I can’t believe you recreated your high school voice flawlessly. Scary, really
3:05 don’t disrespect my boy gunto like that dude