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  • @amundbjrndahl9391
    @amundbjrndahl9391 Рік тому +5552

    I like how the little nutcracker is sitting on the sofa. It looks like he is sleeping.

    • @mad_hatt
      @mad_hatt Рік тому +344

      He should tuck him in. He’s cold :(

    • @shortposeidon
      @shortposeidon Рік тому +162

      But he may not rest. He must observe at all times. Soon...

    • @vroomvroomvroom889
      @vroomvroomvroom889 Рік тому +106

      @@mad_hatt Yeah, and maybe give him a glass of milk. He'll sleep better.

    • @ghoultooth
      @ghoultooth Рік тому +74

      @@vroomvroomvroom889 Milk? Absolutely not. Nuts for the nutcracker.

    • @cuppy3874
      @cuppy3874 Рік тому +79

      ​@@ghoultooth almond milk?

  • @jazwhoaskedforthis
    @jazwhoaskedforthis Рік тому +4288

    Kurtis creeping down the stairs like Golem with covid masks on his eyes and all anyone can talk about is Danny's little toesies

    • @kayaturbeville7387
      @kayaturbeville7387 Рік тому +187

      Because this is something we expect from Kurtis

    • @philosophy_bot4171
      @philosophy_bot4171 Рік тому +33

      Beep bop... I'm the Philosophy Bot. Here, have a quote:
      "It is not death that a man should fear, but he should fear never beginning to live"
      ~ Marcus Aurelius

    • @yxx3
      @yxx3 Рік тому +4

      these are normal medical masks..

    • @hana-ov1ju
      @hana-ov1ju 8 місяців тому

      @@yxx3 from Covid. You think Jenna or Kurtis worked in healthcare and brought them home from a day of surgical operations? Regular people didn’t have those exact masks until Covid hit.

    • @Thesmus
      @Thesmus 4 місяці тому +2

      ​@@yxx3ever since covid, face masks has never been the same to many xD
      even i sometimes forget that face masks were a thing before covid lol

  • @ohhi3915
    @ohhi3915 Рік тому +1218

    since you’re going to be a dad, you should get the pony up daddy saddle!!

  • @ItsCarly
    @ItsCarly Рік тому +569

    DANNY IS GONNA BE A DAD WE NEED TO INSPECT HIS CABLE MANAGEMENT

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm 9 місяців тому +27

      I'VE DISPATCHED THE CABLE TEAM

  • @Ebbito
    @Ebbito Рік тому +7508

    honestly i feel like Danny has more of a resting sad face. He looks like 9 year old me when i’d opened all of my birthday gifts and none of them had a puppy inside

    • @xe13702
      @xe13702 Рік тому +137

      yeah or all of them had the same things inside that I already own.... trust me it happened to me

    • @halatiny6537
      @halatiny6537 Рік тому +259

      Yea it’s not exactly pissed but almost like he’s just put off and uncomfortable 😭

    • @eggoopy
      @eggoopy Рік тому +111

      looks a like a little baby that got lost in walmart

    • @allyrose6437
      @allyrose6437 Рік тому +47

      Now imagine that face if you did see a puppy inside, but it's a dead puppy because it was in a box for your entire party

    • @HSismymedicine
      @HSismymedicine Рік тому +17

      @@allyrose6437 thank you

  • @3n3my33
    @3n3my33 Рік тому +6230

    how does Danny not go insane with people online micro-analyzing everything he does

    • @sheridan7475
      @sheridan7475 Рік тому +142

      It’s funny I think he likes it

    • @cupriferouscatalyst3708
      @cupriferouscatalyst3708 Рік тому +638

      He definitely seems to have embraced it as something to joke about, but it is crazy how much people pull apart and study every word and frame of what some UA-camrs say and do. I guess that's the case with a lot of celebrities in general, and I do the same thing with video games so I can sorta understand it, but it's especially strange when it's about a real, regular person who is not even playing a character or anything.

    • @gemlue7827
      @gemlue7827 Рік тому +87

      You learn to cope with it I guess or you go insane

    • @AnABSOLUTEBarbarian
      @AnABSOLUTEBarbarian Рік тому +14

      You get used to it

    • @Racheous
      @Racheous Рік тому +48

      Bold of you to assume he is not insane lol

  • @Chioolaaii
    @Chioolaaii Рік тому +298

    As an autistic person, the way you talked about expressing emotions is very relatable. Even if i get something i am excited for and love, i might look neutral to others when i actually am happy

    • @oLiver-dc4fi
      @oLiver-dc4fi 5 місяців тому +19

      I was thinking the same thing, also the way he had his feet was relatable with autism

    • @corvidalexander3618
      @corvidalexander3618 3 місяці тому +21

      Same here, and I used to get pulled aside at Christmas and scolded very angrily for being "ungrateful" when I literally said that I liked the gift

    • @sludgemuffin2447
      @sludgemuffin2447 2 місяці тому

      ⁠@@corvidalexander3618That’s fucked up I’m sorry

    • @potfur_z_bagna
      @potfur_z_bagna Місяць тому +5

      @@corvidalexander3618 Hey friend, I'm really sorry it happened to you, it must have been really upsetting to be treated like that at Christmas of all days. I'm autistic too and have been scolded for my facial expressions multiple times in my childhood, shit sucks!

  • @angelam5649
    @angelam5649 Рік тому +3590

    DANNYS GONNA BE A DADDY???

    • @angelicfrogsss87
      @angelicfrogsss87 Рік тому +231

      I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SEE IF ANYONE KNEW OMG

    • @milo68448
      @milo68448 Рік тому +158

      DADDY DANNY?!?!?

    • @isla8113
      @isla8113 Рік тому +149

      I FOUND PUT THROUGH TIKTOK AND I THOUGHT IT WAS FAKE BUT APPARENTLY ITS REAL 😭

    • @luvjuns
      @luvjuns Рік тому +31

      YIPPEEEEE

    • @stu_pot1631
      @stu_pot1631 Рік тому +62

      FINALLY SOMEONE IS MENTIONING IT

  • @user-fk8lc3jr9d
    @user-fk8lc3jr9d Рік тому +6400

    I love being a danette, gonzaloon and a Gonzalez groupie. Honestly my biggest achievement.

    • @sienna12113
      @sienna12113 Рік тому +278

      my AI said Gonzo Gang 😭😭😭

    • @nicole-kz2dj
      @nicole-kz2dj Рік тому +240

      @@sienna12113 mine said gregnant😭😭😭

    • @Nwdoendmwk
      @Nwdoendmwk Рік тому +52

      @@sienna12113 I got Gonzo Gang too

    • @DevenHamlin56871
      @DevenHamlin56871 Рік тому +68

      It just told me that he calls his fans Danny Gonzales...

    • @squishie8745
      @squishie8745 Рік тому +50

      ​@@DevenHamlin56871 omg! it fits because we are him and he is we

  • @accidentalbowl
    @accidentalbowl Рік тому +10165

    I love that Danny took like 5 minutes to describe the basis of electrolytes to us lmao

    • @mrdebdeb
      @mrdebdeb Рік тому +650

      Bro really dansplained to us

    • @auhhhgggrrr9065
      @auhhhgggrrr9065 Рік тому +188

      I actually valued and needed this explanation ty

    • @artificiallyill2123
      @artificiallyill2123 Рік тому +104

      I was too lazy to google it when watching Kurtis's video so I'm glad, Danny really knows his audience

    • @phrogi9092
      @phrogi9092 Рік тому +9

      needed that in chem

    • @Sarahkara1313
      @Sarahkara1313 Рік тому +39

      I love that he spent 10 minutes to explain why he didn’t do better at his marathon. It reminded me of my 6yr old nephew 🥲😂

  • @audreyparish8967
    @audreyparish8967 Рік тому +602

    Who’s here after Danny and Laura’s pregnancy announcement?

  • @lindalendeche6775
    @lindalendeche6775 Рік тому +1379

    I still can’t believe Danny is having a tiny Greg on the way 🥺 Their baby is going to be a lil spooky boi 😭❤️

    • @blueismylove3128
      @blueismylove3128 Рік тому +9

      What if they're a girl?

    • @nataliee5236
      @nataliee5236 Рік тому +181

      ​@@blueismylove3128 still Greg. Duh. Do you think all us Gregs are boys?

    • @blueismylove3128
      @blueismylove3128 Рік тому +33

      @@nataliee5236 No I mean they called them a "lil spooky *boi*"

    • @SapphoArtz
      @SapphoArtz Рік тому +2

      im so sad 😞

    • @nataliee5236
      @nataliee5236 Рік тому +19

      @@blueismylove3128 oooh haha my bad sry

  • @sznnitty
    @sznnitty Рік тому +7513

    Without looking up Danny's actual age, I can conclude that he is definitely between the ages of 14-29.

    • @foxarts7057
      @foxarts7057 Рік тому +790

      I can conclude that he is definitely between the ages of 0-100

    • @goodmorninbread6190
      @goodmorninbread6190 Рік тому +591

      without looking up his age, i can be for sure that he is older than 6 months old

    • @tiernanjader3584
      @tiernanjader3584 Рік тому +283

      Actually everyone is wrong his mother just got pregnant with him

    • @joemamacaprisun
      @joemamacaprisun Рік тому +157

      He just turned 15!

    • @Lemoncouches
      @Lemoncouches Рік тому +193

      He’s actually a little old man with a lot of Botox!

  • @culgi
    @culgi Рік тому +2731

    Good job on that half-marathon, Danny! You're a moderately-speedy Gonzalez!

    • @verniellove891
      @verniellove891 Рік тому +44

      Anyone who gets the reference will know this is such a good joke haha

    • @matts9871
      @matts9871 Рік тому +21

      🐀💨 🏃‍♂️💨

    • @herb_rolls3929
      @herb_rolls3929 Рік тому +23

      He was actually pretty fast! Try running an 8:30 min mile, it's not slow that's for sure!

    • @BigTastyApple
      @BigTastyApple Рік тому +2

      ​@@herb_rolls3929 yeah, i can run a mile in 9/10 mins and i run 3/4 of the mile and walk/jog 1/4 of it and im still beat lmao

    • @sheridan7475
      @sheridan7475 Рік тому +1

      I’m so glad someone said this 👏👏

  • @facebookdaddy
    @facebookdaddy 10 місяців тому +28

    my ai said "danny's dazzling darlings" 😭

  • @69_Hell_is_Fun
    @69_Hell_is_Fun Рік тому +107

    11:45 this is so funny now that Danny is a dad now 😂 CONGRATULATIONS!!!! Can't wait for the baby 🎉

  • @diadorim3992
    @diadorim3992 Рік тому +3769

    Danny: *sleeps half an hour the night before a half marathon* - also Danny: I wonder why it didn't go as well as it was supposed to :(

    • @Agmolly
      @Agmolly Рік тому +68

      I thought kurtis's party and going to bed for the marathon was 24 hours apart? Wouldn't he get plenty of sleep then?

    • @sheridan7475
      @sheridan7475 Рік тому +21

      @@Agmollythank you cause now I’m confused

    • @shireencandi
      @shireencandi Рік тому +43

      @@Agmolly Tbf, he must have had to travel in the intervening day. Might have gotten a lot of sleep but not necessarily made up for the party and a long flight.

  • @kurtisconner
    @kurtisconner Рік тому +142

    wait that was you???

    • @wwxluvr2643
      @wwxluvr2643 Рік тому +7

      KURTISSSSSSS

    • @Camsvfx_
      @Camsvfx_ Рік тому +8

      How does this only have 20 likes

    • @panicattackimminent
      @panicattackimminent 11 місяців тому +3

      absolutely wild that a kurtis conner comment has less than 1k likes lol

    • @Tay10rd
      @Tay10rd 3 місяці тому

      Bro 50 likes on kurtis 8 months ago

    • @Kozeseer
      @Kozeseer 3 місяці тому +1

      Been watching you Danny and Drew for over 3 years now y'all always make me laugh love y'all's content man, beatboxing puppy ✨

  • @TheFuntimeAuditoriums
    @TheFuntimeAuditoriums 11 місяців тому +48

    7:55 Is nobody gonna react on how good that Michael Jackson impression was?

  • @ind00rboyfriend
    @ind00rboyfriend Рік тому +142

    coming back after the baby greg announcement!! so happy for you and laura, dan the man!🥰🥰

    • @29jgirl92
      @29jgirl92 Рік тому +10

      So excited for little baby Greg or Gregina!

    • @Camsvfx_
      @Camsvfx_ Рік тому +8

      @@29jgirl92 Danette*

  • @jessikafray3623
    @jessikafray3623 Рік тому +4181

    I don‘t know why people keep saying he looks 14, he looks at least 16 years old!

    • @calise_
      @calise_ Рік тому +124

      honestly he could pass as a 17 year old!

    • @qwertasdcfghjklmo24z
      @qwertasdcfghjklmo24z Рік тому +58

      @@calise_ I'd say he looks 17-19.

    • @bubblfish
      @bubblfish Рік тому +52

      ⁠@@qwertasdcfghjklmo24z19 is way too generous, he looks at maximum 17

    • @spofman
      @spofman Рік тому +8

      no way he’s 16

    • @BlitzyDIZ
      @BlitzyDIZ Рік тому +11

      @@bubblfish 17 is too generous he’s obvisouly 15

  • @KazooLoid
    @KazooLoid Рік тому +6085

    I like how Danny’s face ages slower than normal and his hair ages faster. Really throws you for a loop

    • @ahobbit1273
      @ahobbit1273 Рік тому +213

      Honestly, as a fellow adult, he looks his age. Young people just don’t know what adults under 40 look like.

    • @Tttt28882
      @Tttt28882 Рік тому +172

      @@ahobbit1273as a fellow adult, he doesn’t… Most of the times he looks younger than he actually is!

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes Рік тому +53

      @@ahobbit1273 nah man looks 16

    • @symphony_in_plaid4592
      @symphony_in_plaid4592 Рік тому +96

      @@ahobbit1273 I mean, I’m 23, and if I rang him up as a customer I’d definitely spend some time trying to figure out how old he was 😂 “is he 16 or 25??”

    • @thatrantinggirl7376
      @thatrantinggirl7376 Рік тому +90

      @@ahobbit1273 I feel like he looks like a tv/movie teenager which confuses people, like he could play a teenager in riverdale or sumthing

  • @FirstnameLastname-he1ov
    @FirstnameLastname-he1ov Рік тому +31

    It wouldn't be his usual content, but I'd totally watch a full video about Danny's experience with marathoning and what it takes to get into running as a whole. He always has a lot to talk about with it, and as someone who truly is not very athletic lol, it'd be interesting to hear how people get started!

  • @beepboopbop1566
    @beepboopbop1566 Рік тому +63

    I can’t fucking believe Danny is gonna be a father.
    Now we’re gonna have to rate him, including his cord organization.

  • @claudialovemair9455
    @claudialovemair9455 Рік тому +1320

    Congratulations on the move, Danny! And the BABY!! I’m so excited for you two. ❤️I’m a 59 years old Greg, have a son your age, but I’m truly Greg. Love you, kid!

    • @blending_in
      @blending_in Рік тому +76

      Wholesome ✨

    • @isabelagaba821
      @isabelagaba821 Рік тому +75

      This is so cute 😭😭😭😭

    • @chmchn
      @chmchn Рік тому +60

      A Greg through and through. Truly Greg.

    • @claudialovemair9455
      @claudialovemair9455 Рік тому +18

      It’s true!

    • @TradBarbie
      @TradBarbie Рік тому +7

      OMGosh I *literally* said they're going to have a baby soon, a few months ago. *I called it!!*

  • @crissp5333
    @crissp5333 Рік тому +1137

    danny not ever having done a 5 minute crafts video just blew my mind. i know i’m thinking of the troom troom videos but i could’ve swore he did both.

    • @RAWRzooted
      @RAWRzooted Рік тому +35

      123 go

    • @axxwqw3117
      @axxwqw3117 Рік тому +56

      I definitely thought the bunny stapler was five minute crafts haha

    • @tyegordon
      @tyegordon Рік тому +2

      Wow yeah that’s crazy 😂

    • @sleeparalysisdemon1164
      @sleeparalysisdemon1164 Рік тому +4

      ​@@axxwqw3117 aren't they basically the same tho- 💀

    • @steelstreqq
      @steelstreqq Рік тому +3

      i'm pretty sure drew did one but i can't be bothered to check

  • @_wynot
    @_wynot Рік тому +96

    Danny, congrats to you and laura, you’ll be great parents! i’ve been watching all throughout covid and that’s what got me through so seeing that makes me so happy for you guys!!

  • @cybergodess0491
    @cybergodess0491 3 місяці тому +7

    Honestly though, Danny has hella cool hair. The white in it makes it look awesome as hell.

  • @coral8164
    @coral8164 Рік тому +6672

    Congratulations on turning 14 Danny!
    Edit: some people didn't understand the joke, it's that i couldn't tell Kurtis and Danny apart, so i thought Kurtis was Danny. And that i thought it was Danny's birthday.

    • @maddyf.6296
      @maddyf.6296 Рік тому +256

      Very rude of you to pretend Drew's 14th birthday didn't happen.

    • @triggerhappy5830
      @triggerhappy5830 Рік тому +109

      They grow up so fast ❤

    • @FROGS_WILL_RULE_US_ALL
      @FROGS_WILL_RULE_US_ALL Рік тому +3

      Wut

    • @Loifey
      @Loifey Рік тому +48

      @@FROGS_WILL_RULE_US_ALL he turned 14 years old of course

    • @punterr
      @punterr Рік тому +76

      he's actually turning 15!

  • @ms-ff1es
    @ms-ff1es Рік тому +632

    "I've never suprised anybody before..." (5:52)
    flashback to danny suprising someone with a tesla and 70,0000 dollars

    • @Raulxz
      @Raulxz Рік тому +22

      It was just 70k it had the price of the tesla with the money she would have to pay for income tax after getting the money for the tesla so she actually gets that amount and doesn’t get like 35% less or whatever it is in america

    • @fadeuhhway
      @fadeuhhway Рік тому +14

      ​@@Raulxz well, to be fair, he did also surprise her with it by showing up with the Tesla and them driving it around a bit so there's that?

    • @Raulxz
      @Raulxz Рік тому +9

      @@fadeuhhway maybe I misunderstood the original comment i just posted mine in case anyone thought he gave a tesla and 70k and not that he suprised he in a tesla and gave her 70k

    • @helengrugett
      @helengrugett Рік тому +1

      woah dude 7 million dollars ??

    • @kerensa7349
      @kerensa7349 Рік тому

      ​@@Raulxzif you win anything over like (5k I think it might depend on state) you have to pay taxes on it doesn't matter if it's actual cash or check or a physical item you win like a house or car. Your wording is kind of confusing though, did he give someone money that equals the price of a tesla?

  • @Jenloveshergoats
    @Jenloveshergoats Рік тому +33

    I absolutely love how at 14:30 immediately after Danny says "oo bad ad, what kind of bad ad do we have today" I immediately get an ad break

    • @IzzyW-qo8ik
      @IzzyW-qo8ik 6 місяців тому +3

      OMG IT JUST HAPPENED WHEN I READ THIS COMMENT

  • @bubblecheese3756
    @bubblecheese3756 Рік тому +11

    Danny’s grey hairs are actually awesome lol. Like having white or grey hair at a younger age is cool as hell.

  • @AC8X
    @AC8X Рік тому +13646

    Feeling mildly gaslit by Danny saying “I’ve never reacted to 5 minute crafts” as if Troom Troom isn’t the exact same thing 😂

    • @jennamallow
      @jennamallow Рік тому +581

      Same idea but still separate channels

    • @beautifulgorgeousman
      @beautifulgorgeousman Рік тому +221

      they’re different okay

    • @dottyContrarian
      @dottyContrarian Рік тому +385

      well 5-minute crafts didn't have the little skits with actors which was a big part of it.

    • @jellyriq
      @jellyriq Рік тому +180

      And as if him and Drew aren’t the same person lol

    • @FrenkTheJoy
      @FrenkTheJoy Рік тому +46

      @@jellyriq Considering they straight-up don't even make the same content other than being reaction channels that "joke" falls flatter every time someone says it.

  • @mollykatesullivan5298
    @mollykatesullivan5298 Рік тому +2129

    Aww, your week sounds so fun Danny! Happy happy squishy bones birthday!!

    • @Hey_Jamie
      @Hey_Jamie Рік тому +15

      That doesn’t work this way.

    • @N0R1.
      @N0R1. Рік тому +80

      @@Hey_Jamie having squishy bones is completely normal

    • @doodleBurgers
      @doodleBurgers Рік тому +8

      Do you think you're funny just because you jammed in some reference you only realized in the last video

    • @forthelowpriceof4.99
      @forthelowpriceof4.99 Рік тому +85

      ​@@doodleBurgers take a deep breath doodley doi

    • @bicsfireextinguisher
      @bicsfireextinguisher Рік тому +80

      @@doodleBurgersare you offended bcs you have squishy bones

  • @_zagura
    @_zagura Рік тому +34

    16:44 i think people saw u reacting to troom troom and thought it was 5 minute crafts

  • @TheShadowGovernmentt
    @TheShadowGovernmentt 6 місяців тому +17

    5:15 AI doesn't mean Artificial intelligence it means Alternative Identity

  • @Live_Laugh_Loathe
    @Live_Laugh_Loathe Рік тому +647

    It's so nice that you blindfolded Kurtis as a birthday surprise!!

    • @nolmanimates3031
      @nolmanimates3031 Рік тому +46

      Followed by 3 days of agonizing torture, true bros right there ❤️

  • @natrosenquist
    @natrosenquist Рік тому +1638

    I swear, Danny's future grandchildren will look older than him when they hit their late teen years.

    • @ghoultooth
      @ghoultooth Рік тому +52

      I’m convinced that if he has kids, they’ll start looking younger and younger until his 50 year old great great great great great grandchildren still look 10.

    • @elizabridinger244
      @elizabridinger244 Рік тому +7

      @@ghoultooth No longer have to wonder, they’re having a baby!!!

  • @foonnotspork
    @foonnotspork Рік тому +37

    congratulations danny!! you could possibly use greg as a sort of codename for the baby to keep its name private (as it is not responsible to let the internet know your childs name)

    • @bloodhound..
      @bloodhound.. Рік тому +4

      ps2 feelings I have hagrid for you

  • @renmbo
    @renmbo Рік тому +27

    i’ve always thought how fun of a dad danny would be! congrats

  • @theeditaesthetic
    @theeditaesthetic Рік тому +704

    what's funny is that danette is actually a very popular pudding brand so the pastry thing was spot on

    • @ayellowpapercrown6750
      @ayellowpapercrown6750 Рік тому +15

      Literally i love strawberry danettes for real😭

    • @tunafish5462
      @tunafish5462 Рік тому +14

      the vanilla and chocolate ones were my favourite as a kid.

    • @spookeymo
      @spookeymo Рік тому +1

      is pudding related to pastry to you guys? i cant see it

    • @theeditaesthetic
      @theeditaesthetic Рік тому +13

      @@spookeymo i meant desserts in general + he also used “strawberry danette” which is a real thing so it made sense lol

    • @ayellowpapercrown6750
      @ayellowpapercrown6750 Рік тому +2

      @@spookeymo they’re both sweet things haha

  • @luniivii
    @luniivii Рік тому +532

    as a ballerina, i am honored that danny has joined the dance community.

    • @izzytepe
      @izzytepe Рік тому +16

      as another ballerina, i also accept him

    • @freeinternethugschaoticscr4576
      @freeinternethugschaoticscr4576 Рік тому +13

      fellow ballerina greg here and i agree :D

    • @sulmii
      @sulmii Рік тому +4

      are your feet okay

    • @izzytepe
      @izzytepe Рік тому +14

      @@freeinternethugschaoticscr4576 oh my god so many ballerina gregs!! let's start a revolution

    • @It_Is_Oylenox
      @It_Is_Oylenox 4 місяці тому

      Do you enjoy being a ballerina?

  • @olivesonderer4855
    @olivesonderer4855 Рік тому +16

    I just realized that Danny is my comfort UA-camr. My life is kinda stressful rn and i look forward to laying in bed at night watching him and I find myself smiling when I watch him. Thank you for bringing me happiness Danny❤

    • @hanli2042
      @hanli2042 Рік тому +2

      Same 🩵

    • @ceviristan232
      @ceviristan232 Місяць тому

      I am feeling the same thing, thank you for bringing that up

  • @luvjuns
    @luvjuns Рік тому +26

    CONGRATULATIONS ON THE BABIE TO YOU AND YOUR WIFE 🥹💗💗

  • @RatKingShriggy
    @RatKingShriggy Рік тому +472

    as someone who has what i'd describe as a resting "confused and kinda sad" face, i totally relate, i'm sure he was having a good time 😂

    • @clashwithwords
      @clashwithwords Рік тому +20

      nah cause i’ll just be sitting there and someone will be like “are you okay? 😢”

    • @ps1hagridoufofcharacter
      @ps1hagridoufofcharacter Рік тому +5

      @@clashwithwords samee. me and some of my siblings have the same problem

    • @clashwithwords
      @clashwithwords Рік тому +5

      @@ps1hagridoufofcharacter my sister is the same way too! so it’s gotta be some sort of genetics haha.
      i’m always like “yes i’m actually having a great time i’m sorry my face doesn’t show 😭 ”

    • @ps1hagridoufofcharacter
      @ps1hagridoufofcharacter Рік тому +5

      @@clashwithwords yeah even my therapist has trouble reading me sometimes lmao. i have the ready-made response of "im sorry, i dont know what my face looks like, i cant control it right now". social gatherings are a nightmare lol, my face gets all tired from trying to hold a smile or trying to be neutral

    • @simbelmyne7767
      @simbelmyne7767 Рік тому +3

      @@ps1hagridoufofcharacter the face thing is relatable and valid but reading your profile name after made me laugh so hard

  • @lexislyrics3852
    @lexislyrics3852 Рік тому +913

    I actually enjoy sparkling water now and my entire family insists that it's your fault

    • @ch3m1c4l_c0ff1n
      @ch3m1c4l_c0ff1n Рік тому +30

      Yea I started drinking sparkling water now cause of him

    • @user-yj7cu5sk2w
      @user-yj7cu5sk2w Рік тому +56

      @@ch3m1c4l_c0ff1n danny the influencer 😍

    • @juliesnoot2818
      @juliesnoot2818 Рік тому

      drinking sparkling water exclusively is very common in germany (i think it's because it is a german invention) so you guys are always welcome to join us psychopaths

    • @petricorey
      @petricorey Рік тому +37

      @@user-yj7cu5sk2w trendsetter check!😍😍

    • @commanderpinkie7617
      @commanderpinkie7617 Рік тому +12

      He started watertok.

  • @breesloves
    @breesloves Рік тому +12

    I saw your Instagram post and wanted to say CONGRATS (I don’t have insta so I couldn’t comment)

  • @jas4131
    @jas4131 Рік тому +33

    IM SO EXCITED FOR BABY GREG CONGRATULATIONS 🎉❤❤❤❤

  • @manslaughter3180
    @manslaughter3180 Рік тому +119

    I love the fact that it took Danny, who was in Kurtis' house, longer to realise that he was sitting on a bar stool and that's why his feet were like that. It took me like 0.4 seconds to realise what was going on but probably because I used to have bar stools like those at home and if you don't put your feet on a footrest, that's exactly how you'll have to sit.

  • @ciannugh
    @ciannugh Рік тому +208

    I love that Kurtis was able to teach Danny to pronounce Toronto like a local rather than phonetically.

    • @nataliee5236
      @nataliee5236 Рік тому +10

      Next up is teaching all the youtubers from the US how to pronounce Montreal. They always say "MON-tree-all." I understand it makes sense cause of the "mon" but no one who is pronouncing it in English here in Canada puts that much emphasis on it.

    • @DecisionAvoidant
      @DecisionAvoidant Рік тому +13

      ​​@@nataliee5236 how is it normally said?

    • @baintreachas
      @baintreachas Рік тому +5

      @@DecisionAvoidant I get the impression it’s “mun” tree awl instead of “mawn” tree awl

    • @doxaweit
      @doxaweit 8 місяців тому +1

      ​@@DecisionAvoidantif u wanna get the french pronunciation its just "mon - real" 😭

  • @a.sodacan
    @a.sodacan Рік тому +413

    why is nobody talking about the fact that DANNY IS HAVING A KID??

    • @SapphoArtz
      @SapphoArtz Рік тому +55

      literally everyone in this comment section is talking about this

    • @SolaceMcfly
      @SolaceMcfly Рік тому +7

      ​@@SapphoArtzthey wanted some likes and attention

    • @LottieDeLuscious
      @LottieDeLuscious Рік тому +10

      It's none of my business

    • @baintreachas
      @baintreachas Рік тому +1

      @@LottieDeLuscious I like the way you phrased it, not “it’s none of our business” but “it’s none of my business” . It is OUR business, the general public’s business, but you, Chloe Aebersold, really has even less to do with it

    • @fufu8338
      @fufu8338 Рік тому +2

      ​@@LottieDeLuscious fr

  • @abbys4068
    @abbys4068 Рік тому +24

    CONGRATS DANNY AND LAURA!!!🤍👶🏻

  • @babyvia6712
    @babyvia6712 Рік тому +94

    I’m obsessed with the white in Danny’s hair it’s just such a gorgeous and intriguing contradiction for a man who looks like he’s 14 years old

  • @realyangjj
    @realyangjj Рік тому +185

    Danny predicting he would get gray hair before he’s even turned 16 is wild.

    • @taylorhope4651
      @taylorhope4651 Рік тому +9

      I mean most people get grey hair 💀

    • @spookeymo
      @spookeymo Рік тому +6

      @@taylorhope4651 not before 16

    • @Camsvfx_
      @Camsvfx_ Рік тому +1

      Teen dad

    • @blueismylove3128
      @blueismylove3128 Рік тому

      ​@@taylorhope4651That ......that wasn't the point 🤦🏾‍♀️

  • @moomoo004
    @moomoo004 Рік тому +24

    CONGRATS ON BABY GREG

  • @abanana
    @abanana Рік тому +24

    congrats to you and laura! so proud of you two parents :)

  • @addizen-
    @addizen- Рік тому +78

    17:33 I looked up so fast when he said “crafty as in shady and shifty” because my cat’s names are Shady, Shifty, and Sketchy. Thought y’all might appreciate that.

  • @callistashaw167
    @callistashaw167 Рік тому +159

    It’s so precious how excited and happy Danny was and is to surprise Kurtis for his birthday

  • @crescent-lyrics
    @crescent-lyrics Рік тому +18

    13:52 holy shit that is such a DEEP lore lmaooooo

    • @kylieads
      @kylieads Рік тому +2

      explain pls?

    • @N0T_MY_N4M3
      @N0T_MY_N4M3 9 місяців тому

      @@kylieadsKurtis Conner (one of Danny’s friends, mentioned in the video) has a podcast and he invited Danny onto it to share a story. and to shorten the story a bit, Danny was having a night out with a friend, they met some people, went to those peoples apartment, those people had pet Tarantulas, and one of them died while he was there. very sad, but i recommend watching/listening to it if you haven’t already!

    • @ZaneLikesCheese
      @ZaneLikesCheese 7 місяців тому +2

      explain pls?

  • @asheronthehoise4813
    @asheronthehoise4813 Рік тому +18

    DANNY ISTG YOU BETTER MAKE A SPOOKY BABY SONG. THAT KID IS DUE IN OCTOBER. IF ITS BORN IN OCTOBER YOU BETTER REVIVE THE SPOOKY SONGS OR I WILL GROVEL

  • @jocelyntoscano14
    @jocelyntoscano14 Рік тому +611

    Danny are you okay? You have posted a lot of videos this week! Lol All jokes aside thank you for making these videos! They really make my day. Also happy 10th birthday!!🎉

    • @FlyMoth_Harry
      @FlyMoth_Harry Рік тому +50

      Drew is just in a good mood, he’s a little stinker.

    • @justagalwhocomments
      @justagalwhocomments Рік тому +37

      @@FlyMoth_Harry i love to hear when our mayor is stinky🧡

    • @snek149
      @snek149 Рік тому +10

      @@justagalwhocomments fishy fishy making it stinky

    • @FrenkTheJoy
      @FrenkTheJoy Рік тому +4

      If I was Danny I know I'd be sick to fucking death of "HAHA YOU'RE ACTUALLY DREW GOODEN AND YOU LOOK LIKE A CHILD" jokes at this point.

    • @Camsvfx_
      @Camsvfx_ Рік тому +1

      Three posts over two weeks and he’s also gregnant

  • @RockkStr
    @RockkStr Рік тому +176

    “So not only is it a liar, but it’s inconsistent” had me laughing so hard

  • @MrP3anutbutter
    @MrP3anutbutter Рік тому +16

    CONGRATS ABOUT THE BABY

  • @greta-
    @greta- Рік тому +5

    IM WAY TO HAPPY THAN IS HEALTHY FOR A 28 YEAR OLD UA-camR I'VE NEVER MET TO HAVE A CHILD. CONGRATS MAN, YOU'RE GOING TO BE A GREAT DAD !!!

  • @oliviarose8914
    @oliviarose8914 Рік тому +410

    the commentary trio separately recognizing their neurodivergent traits gives me life

    • @StarAndTheBiziBand
      @StarAndTheBiziBand Рік тому +16

      I was searching for this comment

    • @cadietuc
      @cadietuc Рік тому +6

      what did drew do?

    • @kosaciecsyberyjski
      @kosaciecsyberyjski Рік тому +77

      ​@@cadietuc don't remember exactly but he said something about relating to some ADHD struggles but not being diagnosed in the scam mental health products video? Also he has anxiety

    • @PointsofData
      @PointsofData Рік тому +31

      ​@kosaciecsyberyjski he was somehow on ADHD symptoms and stories and was relating to a lot of them and then went "hey wait a minute". He's not officially diagnosed but the feeling I got was that he was starting to think he did have it.

    • @koiifsh
      @koiifsh Рік тому +19

      ​@@kosaciecsyberyjski the ds in adhd stand for drew

  • @Scarle55
    @Scarle55 Рік тому +129

    Danny could be an actor in a high school movie because he’d be the only one who wouldn’t look 36!

    • @gr33ngirlsea
      @gr33ngirlsea Рік тому +5

      Me too! When my high school age co workers were surprised I was 26, I told my mom it was time for me to audition for Disney Channel!

  • @janice2075
    @janice2075 Рік тому +28

    NO WAY UR A DAD DANNY 😭 I can’t process this I’m in denial rn

  • @letsburndownhottopic527
    @letsburndownhottopic527 Рік тому +19

    HES GREGNANT

    • @29jgirl92
      @29jgirl92 Рік тому +2

      Con-greg-ulations to them!

  • @TheJoxterr
    @TheJoxterr Рік тому +59

    13:20 as an autistic, the whole "expressionless face" bit speaks to me on a personal level

    • @kelluja
      @kelluja Рік тому +2

      Hello Joxter. Me too!

    • @squin6959
      @squin6959 Рік тому +3

      Bro that’s why I still wear a mask everyday, I don’t trust what my face is doing 😭

  • @First-name.Last-name
    @First-name.Last-name Рік тому +130

    as a former cross country runner i appreciate how much danny talks about running it makes me want to become a currrent cross country runner

    • @fuckwit107
      @fuckwit107 8 місяців тому +6

      you should do it. don't let your current dreams be future memes.

    • @WaitinInAmber
      @WaitinInAmber 8 місяців тому +2

      Both of these comments are made me snort laugh so thank you for that

  • @miqwerty
    @miqwerty Рік тому +28

    11:45 will be reality soon

  • @loreleirae7029
    @loreleirae7029 Рік тому +5

    I totally understand the beer thing. If you go to a Japanese public bath and have a beer after, its the best feeling ever. Muscles are already relaxed and worn out and its the peak chilling

  • @cilantro6458
    @cilantro6458 Рік тому +92

    As much as I love being a Greg, gonzaloon just hits different 😫

  • @milloe
    @milloe Рік тому +47

    16:29 Danny reacted to Troom Troom, but not 5 minute crafts

  • @stearibsqua4631
    @stearibsqua4631 Рік тому +17

    THEY'RE HAVING A BABY, CONGRATS

  • @memyself5866
    @memyself5866 Рік тому +15

    16:25 They're probably thinking of the Troom Troom crafts and hacks you tried.

  • @rantscanada
    @rantscanada Рік тому +233

    Happy 10th birthday! Don't let your bones get too squishy, Danny.

    • @allyngoodrum1124
      @allyngoodrum1124 Рік тому

      did u not watch the video? it's not his birthday

    • @spookeymo
      @spookeymo Рік тому +2

      @@allyngoodrum1124 fuck he's not turning 10? :(

    • @analogwell
      @analogwell Рік тому +2

      @@allyngoodrum1124 so hes still 9 ??

    • @rantscanada
      @rantscanada Рік тому +1

      ​@@allyngoodrum1124i know i was making a joke cause everyone else was saying it 😭

    • @allyngoodrum1124
      @allyngoodrum1124 Рік тому

      @@rantscanada i may be a bit neurodivergent so they have all flown over my head 😭😭😭😭 my bad

  • @refl9630
    @refl9630 Рік тому +56

    17:59 210cm?! Dude is an absolute giant. That's 6'9

    • @MegaMonkeVr
      @MegaMonkeVr 22 дні тому

      Isn’t it 6’10 almost 6’11?

  • @tierrajones1018
    @tierrajones1018 Рік тому +21

    Danny’s stroller picture hits different after seeing his insta announcement 😭😂

  • @toxictraitor4512
    @toxictraitor4512 Рік тому +10

    I like how it's "the rise in AI pictures has made everybody so paranoid" and not Danny trying to prank us constantly.

  • @savannahgass3536
    @savannahgass3536 Рік тому +206

    I was so happy to see you two make a video together on Kurtis’ channel. My favorite youtubers on this planet 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

    • @dylanrodrigues
      @dylanrodrigues Рік тому +2

      Wait what video? The water tok one?

    • @the_idiot_eris5029
      @the_idiot_eris5029 Рік тому +8

      @@dylanrodrigues yep! They taste test "water" together

    • @heyyitsjude
      @heyyitsjude Рік тому +1

      Weird I didn’t even click it cause I don’t care for the topic but if I knew it was a collab I would have sooner lol

    • @the_idiot_eris5029
      @the_idiot_eris5029 Рік тому +6

      @@heyyitsjude ya same I was thinking “why would I watch this? Waters boring” but I had faith in kurtis and even though the start was a little slow, once Danny joined I was not disappointed

    • @dandydandie
      @dandydandie Рік тому +12

      I love when they get together for videos because it's 80% hysterical giggling with no arm control 😂 they have such genuine fun together it's easy to have a good time too.

  • @pissfart8009
    @pissfart8009 Рік тому +184

    Happy birthday Kurtis!! I didn't really expect you to last this long!! 🎉🎉

    • @alivia9493
      @alivia9493 Рік тому +14

      hes been through it all fr

    • @doesbadart13
      @doesbadart13 Рік тому +14

      he has survived longer than i thought as well, he's finally a teenager

  • @yoongiverse.
    @yoongiverse. Рік тому +29

    The fact that Danny is having an actual child is absurd to me, congrats man

  • @goofiestgoobster
    @goofiestgoobster 6 місяців тому +1

    danny with grey hair honestly looks super cool. i think he looks great, like in the future half of his face will also be grey and shiny

  • @vikizzs
    @vikizzs Рік тому +58

    16:02 the fact that in France ”danette” is actually a desert (a yogurt brand) makes the joke even better

    • @laserfoxpro
      @laserfoxpro Рік тому +3

      it makes it worse because fr*nch sucks

    • @Camsvfx_
      @Camsvfx_ Рік тому +1

      Yeah same in Brazil!

    • @vikizzs
      @vikizzs Рік тому +3

      @@laserfoxpro personne te cala frr retournes faire tes additions et ranger ta chambre

    • @suso.27
      @suso.27 Рік тому

      same in Morocco

    • @adamco42
      @adamco42 10 місяців тому

      do they come in strawberry flavors

  • @user-el1th9xg3h
    @user-el1th9xg3h Рік тому +137

    Happy birthday Nutcracker! 🎉 You’ve been standing at the back for the longest time, finally you get to rest on the couch!

  • @Zurrke
    @Zurrke Рік тому +11

    Congrats on the baby, baby boy

  • @moose52642
    @moose52642 Рік тому +10

    congrats on the pregnancy!

  • @Weewoo988
    @Weewoo988 Рік тому +145

    Hope you enjoy your first double digit birthday 🎉

    • @naaauur
      @naaauur Рік тому

      hold on you actually thought he looked 9 ? what the actual fuck

    • @FrenkTheJoy
      @FrenkTheJoy Рік тому +6

      But it wasn't even HIS birthday.

  • @maddievicky
    @maddievicky Рік тому +23

    hearing danny talk abt surprising kurtis is so wholesome oml 😭❤️

  • @squish5299
    @squish5299 Рік тому +14

    Congrats on the upcoming baby Danny!!

  • @Musikenna
    @Musikenna Рік тому +7

    can't beleive you run a marathon while gregnant

  • @adrirae1152
    @adrirae1152 Рік тому +178

    Happy 9th birthday Danny!! Don’t let your bones get to squishy 😰 (also me and my friend watch you at lunch and quote you and Kurtis all the time!!)

  • @mriffle2016
    @mriffle2016 Рік тому +19

    “laura said she had that shot of pickle juice and it like saved her life” is such a funny sentence out of context

    • @tehr6809
      @tehr6809 6 місяців тому

      true 😂😂

  • @monikaraja1827
    @monikaraja1827 Рік тому +18

    DAD DAN YESS SO HAPPY FOR YOU, CONGRATS GUYS😭😭❤

  • @morningboy_
    @morningboy_ Рік тому +11

    congrats on the baby dan man

  • @SebijoIsMyName
    @SebijoIsMyName Рік тому +35

    I can relate with the expressing one. Sometimes I think that I'm smiling but people come up to me asking if I'm okay because I either look like I'm gonna cry or because I look like I'm angry

  • @sophiabroom
    @sophiabroom Рік тому +25

    Listening to danny talk about running is actually really fun

  • @Mrstark1407
    @Mrstark1407 6 місяців тому +4

    7:49 his “oww” was actually perfect

  • @samistadhungel07
    @samistadhungel07 Рік тому +15

    CONGRATS ON THE BABY!!!