Top 10 Movie Comeback Lines

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  • @Dusanvc
    @Dusanvc 9 років тому +182

    mean girls
    -"nice wig, Janice. What's it made of?"
    -"YOUR MOM'S CHEST HAIR"

    • @chuckh89
      @chuckh89 9 років тому +19

      +Dusan Velez
      [Damien is in the Girl's Bathroom]
      Short Girl: Hey, get out of here.
      Damian: Oh my God - Danny DeVito! I love your work!

    • @renragged
      @renragged 3 роки тому +1

      Hahaaaaaa. I love it.

  • @jnichel
    @jnichel 8 років тому +240

    "You just shot an unarmed man!"
    "Well, he should have armed himself"

  • @kevinruby5522
    @kevinruby5522 6 років тому +141

    Criminally overlooked: "Yes, it's true. This man has no d***." B.Murray, Ghostbusters.

  • @1cuno
    @1cuno 8 років тому +582

    Random pirate - "Jack Sparrow? You're the worst pirate I've ever heard of!"
    Jack sparrow - "....but you have heard of me"

    • @AmazinqCutie
      @AmazinqCutie 8 років тому +11

      Lol I absolutely love Jack's sense of humor!

    • @Philip.Magnusson
      @Philip.Magnusson 8 років тому +36

      +chance That "random pirate" is Norrington.

    • @Madman007
      @Madman007 7 років тому +21

      Best one from POTC is after Will and Jack swordfight and he takes out a gun. Will: You cheated Jack: Pirate!

    • @north-roadcaveman5818
      @north-roadcaveman5818 6 років тому +3

      "No, that one I deserved"

    • @bravehome4276
      @bravehome4276 6 років тому +7

      Andrew Marsh
      Will: you didn’t beat me. You ignored the rules of engagement. In a fair fight, I’d kill you.
      Jack: that’s not much incentive for me to fight fair, then, is it?

  • @majestic7s711
    @majestic7s711 8 років тому +229

    Outlaw Josey Wales: "You a bounty hunter?"
    Bounty Hunter: "A man's got to make a living."
    Wales: " Dying ain't much of a living boy."

    • @jamesfrush8871
      @jamesfrush8871 7 років тому +1

      Ditto

    • @chrisriley2547
      @chrisriley2547 6 років тому +3

      *Shoots the bounty hunter*

    • @KenHollowayshow
      @KenHollowayshow 5 років тому +1

      @@chrisriley2547 My favorite too, although I think it's dyin'

    • @chrisriley2547
      @chrisriley2547 5 років тому

      @@KenHollowayshow xD and scene

    • @MikeCoggan
      @MikeCoggan 5 років тому +2

      I prefer ol' granny Hawkins. 'I say that big talks worth doodly squat"

  • @LayzeeGiant
    @LayzeeGiant 7 років тому +38

    "You're so much less attractive when I'm sober"
    "Thank God that's not often"

  • @ALC0LITE
    @ALC0LITE 10 років тому +114

    "Don't call me Stupid."
    "Oh right, to call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!"
    - A Fish Called Wanda

    • @sacr3
      @sacr3 10 років тому

      Yea no, only adults here. Quoting kids cartoons over masterpieces is just silly.

    • @ALC0LITE
      @ALC0LITE 10 років тому +21

      that's just like your opinion man.

    • @sacr3
      @sacr3 10 років тому

      lawl

    • @mickamon1
      @mickamon1 10 років тому +10

      sacr3 You think "A Fish Called Wanda" is a kid's cartoon? John Cleese and Jamie Lee Curtis? Oh, you poor dear. Maybe Red Box has a copy. Dooo Eeeet!

    • @OMGItsLuli
      @OMGItsLuli 10 років тому

      That's actually crap

  • @TheaterRaven
    @TheaterRaven 10 років тому +29

    Scarlett: I only know that I love you!
    Rhett: That's your misfortune.
    Ouch. That's harsher than the "Franky, my dear . . ." line.

  • @hrdyondrej
    @hrdyondrej 7 років тому +468

    *Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.*

    • @Floppie4747
      @Floppie4747 6 років тому +13

      Easily the best comeback ever

    • @kenanthejackson5821
      @kenanthejackson5821 6 років тому +15

      shut the fuck up donny, you are out of your element

    • @MakCurrel
      @MakCurrel 5 років тому +3

      The comeback lost all meaning, when they didn't show the dis that led up til it. Wauw F for editing!!!

    • @StephanieStowers_stylist
      @StephanieStowers_stylist 5 років тому +2

      My go to comeback and what I'm teaching my kids to say

    • @topka14
      @topka14 5 років тому +2

      The dude abides

  • @megadeath45
    @megadeath45 9 років тому +322

    "Drop dead!"
    "...I don't do requests."

    • @mickeypopa
      @mickeypopa 9 років тому +6

      +Hitokiri Battousai
      That's a fucking no.1 comeback right there! hahahaha :D

    • @ZandAVN
      @ZandAVN 9 років тому +1

      The running man

    • @matttennis
      @matttennis 9 років тому +5

      +Hitokiri Battousai Arnold Schwarzenegger has so many great comebacks.

    • @violenceisbad6705
      @violenceisbad6705 9 років тому +30

      Yeah, well. that's just like... your opinion man.

    • @Thunderthedog101
      @Thunderthedog101 9 років тому +5

      +Liam Harris Man that's just your opinion man, on like his opinion

  • @chachiboi8241
    @chachiboi8241 8 років тому +143

    Ahem. "Our arrows will blot out the sun!"
    "Then we will fight in the shade.."

    • @saiyanroyalty229
      @saiyanroyalty229 5 років тому +4

      As epic as they come

    • @MDMetal
      @MDMetal 5 років тому +2

      That was the line that launched Michael Fassbender's career.

    • @thevoidlookspretty7079
      @thevoidlookspretty7079 4 роки тому

      Literally every line said by a Spartan. The word Laconic, saying a lot with few words, came from their homeland for a reason.

  • @BrockRodriguez
    @BrockRodriguez 8 років тому +294

    So how did Clint Eastwood not make this list? He could easily have filled all 10 spaces and the honorable mentions

    • @crispypickles8466
      @crispypickles8466 5 років тому +27

      "Dyin' ain't much of a livin, boy." Top 3 for sure.

    • @intotheabyssoftheunknown4479
      @intotheabyssoftheunknown4479 4 роки тому +10

      A man has got to know his limitations.

    • @remlaps7074
      @remlaps7074 4 роки тому +3

      Cause he looked to damn good.

    • @louisedwards4023
      @louisedwards4023 4 роки тому +1

      Sorry bout dat. SHULD have known someone whuld rememberd that !

    • @twowheeledgator1364
      @twowheeledgator1364 4 роки тому +3

      I’ll keep the money and you can have the rope.
      Badges, we ain’t got no badges, we don’t need no stinkin badges

  • @mcrazza
    @mcrazza 8 років тому +150

    "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, uhh, your opinion, man." - El Duderino

    • @YeahTheDuckweed
      @YeahTheDuckweed 8 років тому

      mcrazza Gold.

    • @deimos1566
      @deimos1566 6 років тому +6

      The better one, in my opinion, is "Apparently you aren't a golfer"

    • @iSimp4Val
      @iSimp4Val 5 років тому +5

      My fav was at the police station after the sheriff does a long rant and Dude says: "I'm sorry I wasn't listening" cracks me up every time!

  • @CyberCactus
    @CyberCactus 10 років тому +129

    I can't believe that they actually forgot the line from I,Robot: "*sneezes* Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit."
    *sigh* They didn't even put it in honorable mentions.

    • @CyberCactus
      @CyberCactus 10 років тому +28

      ***** *ahem* I'm sorry, I didn't know that they were only taking comebacks from the very best quality movies. Oh wait, THEY WEREN'T.

    • @DconStarstormGaming
      @DconStarstormGaming 10 років тому +8

      Cyber Cactus
      Haha, love your comeback! (no sarcasm intended)

    • @braveguppy
      @braveguppy 10 років тому

      Yeah i was thinking that aswell.

    • @manuunam23
      @manuunam23 10 років тому +2

      ***** yeah, it was pretty witty

    • @SmokingBirds
      @SmokingBirds 10 років тому

      yeah. that movie had some great lines. one of my favs really being allergic to bullshit :D

  • @xnet_cascade6257
    @xnet_cascade6257 5 років тому +50

    “I missed the part where that’s my problem”

  • @sav1737
    @sav1737 8 років тому +68

    "You're outta your element, Donny!" - Walter Sobchak, The Big Lebowski

    • @raulrosas5068
      @raulrosas5068 4 роки тому

      "Does mothereth know, you weareth her drapes"?
      -Tony Stark

  • @TheGtamaster46
    @TheGtamaster46 10 років тому +32

    "Are you not entertained!?" Also a best quote.

    • @roedhunt
      @roedhunt 10 років тому +22

      It was a great quote indeed, but sadly not a response from another person's statement. It was just a one-liner.

    • @TheGtamaster46
      @TheGtamaster46 10 років тому +1

      roedhunt Yeah, true. Still a good quote nonetheless.

  • @acerlazereye1232
    @acerlazereye1232 7 років тому +14

    The best comeback line of all time was Bernadette Peters in Pink Cadillac to the flasher that throws his raincoat wide open & asks her "Whattaya think of that?" She glances down, back up, & says "Looks like a penis. Only.....smaller."

  • @PanCakGaming
    @PanCakGaming 9 років тому +134

    "Your mom goes to college."

    • @MiTa231
      @MiTa231 9 років тому

      exactly lmao.

    • @yankeeboy8801
      @yankeeboy8801 8 років тому +7

      The look of utter satisfaction on Kip's face is priceless and makes that scene

    • @TK--qf4sj
      @TK--qf4sj 7 років тому +7

      "You're just jealous that I've been chatting online with babes... all... day."

  • @applepoison6181
    @applepoison6181 10 років тому +9

    "That's not a knife...This is a knife!" - Crocodile Dundee.

  • @louiswhitaker6997
    @louiswhitaker6997 8 років тому +299

    "Hey Mia, you better hide your baby oil"
    "You better hide that big ass forehead"

  • @robmercer8125
    @robmercer8125 10 років тому +49

    "You a bounty hunter?"
    "A man's gotta do something to make a living these days."
    "Dying ain't much of a livin', boy."

    • @alanjhonson2298
      @alanjhonson2298 10 років тому

      Thank you

    • @DeadlyPlatypus
      @DeadlyPlatypus 9 років тому +3

      How The Outlaw Josey Wales or ANY of Eastwood's movies didn't make it astounds me...

    • @SPRPhilly
      @SPRPhilly 9 років тому

      Coolest line ever!

  • @audiostratus
    @audiostratus 7 років тому +39

    Better Jack Nicholson line... "why don't you go sell crazy someplace else? we're all stocked up here"

    • @MachoWrestling101
      @MachoWrestling101 5 років тому +1

      Another good Jack Nicholson line from the shining, in an underrated comic kind of way
      loyd the bartender “woman....can’t Live with them...can’t live without them.”
      Jack “(turns head to the side as if he’s heard something amazing) words of wisdom LOYD.....(raises eyebrows) words of (another s
      Eyebrow raise) ...Wisdon....(slams shot)

    • @MrScottbot101
      @MrScottbot101 4 роки тому

      Or this exchange from The Last Detail:
      “You do and I’ll call the Shore Patrol.”
      “I AM the motherfucking shore patrol, motherfucker!”

  • @Quetzal00358
    @Quetzal00358 10 років тому +7

    From Chinatown:
    Loach: "What happened to your nose, Gittes? Somebody slammed a bedroom window on it?"
    Gittes: "Nope. Your wife got excited. She crossed her legs a little too quick. You understand what I mean, pal?"

  • @stevendelcore4338
    @stevendelcore4338 5 років тому +10

    Perhaps the best line that was an ad-lib..."We're gonna need a bigger boat" - Jaws

  • @tonyreynolds5112
    @tonyreynolds5112 3 роки тому +6

    When a famous actress had a door held open for her and someone said"Age before beauty". She walked through and replied "Pearls before swine". That is unbeatable.

  • @johnoneill9902
    @johnoneill9902 8 років тому +66

    Gone with the wind 1939 "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn!" 2016 translation "Peace out bitch! I'm done with your crazy shit!"

    • @johnoneill9902
      @johnoneill9902 8 років тому +2

      ***** Ummm.... Hmm... Go fuck yourself?

    • @oliverbaxendale1030
      @oliverbaxendale1030 8 років тому

      So true

    • @neojake9389
      @neojake9389 7 років тому +1

      no I think even today people use "frankly my dear, I don't give a damn"

  • @Franchize10002
    @Franchize10002 10 років тому +12

    Forgot to mention when Princess Leah tells Han Solo I Love you and He says, I know.

    • @jamez6398
      @jamez6398 10 років тому

      Oh my God, I'm having an aneurysm, that was so awesome XD

  • @icaromiranda9981
    @icaromiranda9981 6 років тому +33

    "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries" 😁

  • @RyanHollinger
    @RyanHollinger 10 років тому +113

    I'm surprised there's not a single Tarantino line on this list. Granted, I didn't really suspect a lot of the films there were on it, but I feel there's a lack of wit with most of these lines which defeats the term 'comeback'.

    • @snakeoo38
      @snakeoo38 10 років тому +1

      Exactly

    • @TiberianFiend
      @TiberianFiend 10 років тому +5

      "I'm a mushroom-cloud-laying motherfucker, motherfucker!" is probably my favorite line in all of film. It deserved at least a mention here.

    • @feasterbunny3119
      @feasterbunny3119 10 років тому +6

      I think he should get his own list

    • @r0b0leadr
      @r0b0leadr 10 років тому +3

      I'm predicting "Another" list in a few months, or however long. There really are too many good lines.

    • @Bolshoi333
      @Bolshoi333 10 років тому +2

      Comebacks don't really require wit, just gravity. These lines straight up end conversations with a definite thud.

  • @0023Matthew
    @0023Matthew 9 років тому +186

    How is Hulk's "Puny God!" not in here? I mean G.B.P.P. was a good one, but come on!

    • @jeremiahkisamore2018
      @jeremiahkisamore2018 9 років тому +3

      not an comeback terd

    • @0023Matthew
      @0023Matthew 9 років тому +34

      jeremiah kisamore Loki yells: I am a GOD!
      Hulk smash.
      Hulk retorts: Puny God.

    • @jeremiahkisamore2018
      @jeremiahkisamore2018 9 років тому +3

      fair enough

    • @guypalperson928
      @guypalperson928 9 років тому +3

      Because it wasn't an Insult to begin with. Not Directly.

    • @0023Matthew
      @0023Matthew 9 років тому +1

      Judas Reese Implying someone is a lesser being ("I am a GOD" implies that Hulk is a lesser being than Loki) is direct enough.

  • @mcgarryplace
    @mcgarryplace 8 років тому +18

    From _A Fish Called Wanda_
    *Otto West*: Don't call me stupid.
    *Wanda*: Oh, right! To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.

  • @laurar2024
    @laurar2024 9 років тому +20

    I like the one from the avengers when loki is like "I have an army" and Tony says "we have a hulk"

  • @Sean-iz6dn
    @Sean-iz6dn 8 років тому +179

    Any questions? I got a question, does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?

  • @josephscaduto9971
    @josephscaduto9971 8 років тому +168

    Peter Parker: I need that money.
    Guy: I miss the part where that's my problem.
    Later......
    Guy: You could've taken that guy apart. Now he's gonna get away with my money.
    Peter Parker: I miss the part where that's my problem.
    Spider-man (2002)
    That should've been on the list.

  • @scorpion11277
    @scorpion11277 10 років тому +11

    I always like Thor's comeback when they tell him how many people Loki has hurt, "He's adopted", short, simple & funny.

  • @j0rmungandr889
    @j0rmungandr889 9 років тому +61

    fast and furious 6
    roman- better make sure you get her a big rock, she doesn't look that easy to impress. And if its not a big rock you better make sure you're pretty big somewhere else, you know what im talking about"
    Han- is that why your girl friends wear so much bling

    • @cooperedwards9055
      @cooperedwards9055 9 років тому +4

      Yes, that comeback was some badass shit lol

    • @anshgupta6357
      @anshgupta6357 7 років тому +1

      this is not the best comeback line from fnf 6.. it's
      "mia..better hide your baby oil"
      "you better hide that big ass forehead"
      (especially coz it was improvised)

  • @stevencoates3382
    @stevencoates3382 4 роки тому +11

    "You just shot a helicopter with a car!"
    "I ran out of bullets."

  • @TheKrazyLobster
    @TheKrazyLobster 8 років тому +53

    "I only know that I love you!"
    "That is your misfortune"
    HOLY SHIT

    • @nhmooytis7058
      @nhmooytis7058 6 років тому +2

      Krazy Lobster Addison DeWitt's other great line, spoke to Marilyn Monroe's starlet: "You have a point, an idiotic one, but a point."

    • @annemariestaudenmann945
      @annemariestaudenmann945 6 років тому +2

      One of the best and most savage lines in a movie

    • @nhmooytis7058
      @nhmooytis7058 6 років тому +1

      Annemarie Staudenmann another great line is in The Stepford Wives, the wife asks why they are killing women and replacing them with robot/clones and the head guy says "BECAUSE WE CAN."

  • @JamesNY101
    @JamesNY101 8 років тому +19

    Predator:
    Poncho: You're bleeding, man. You're hit.
    Blain: I ain't got time to bleed.
    Poncho: Oh... Okay...You got time to duck?

  • @vinussolamnus6374
    @vinussolamnus6374 5 років тому +15

    My favorite is in Army of darkness with Bruce Campbell.
    Duke Henry: "You sir are not one of my vassels. who are you?"
    Ash: "Who wants to know?"
    Henry: " I'm Henry the red, duke of shale, lord of the north lands, and leader of it's people."
    Ash: "WELL, HELLO MISTER FANCY PANTS. I GOT NEWS FOR YOU, PAL. YOU AIN'T LEADING BUT TWO THINGS RIGHT NOW....JACK AND SHIT...AND JACK LEFT TOWN."

    • @DavidSmith-eh7rs
      @DavidSmith-eh7rs 4 роки тому +2

      Honey, you got real ugly!

    • @ohmightywez
      @ohmightywez 4 роки тому +1

      Truly one of my favorite movies of all time!

    • @JozeeWalz
      @JozeeWalz 4 роки тому +3

      Good...
      Bad....
      I'm the guy with the gun.

  • @Nyarlathotep_Flagg
    @Nyarlathotep_Flagg 8 років тому +60

    Jack sparrow:
    "You're mad!"
    -"Thank goodness for that, 'cause if I wasn't, this would probably never work."

  • @megamaniac76
    @megamaniac76 9 років тому +41

    Andy DuFrane - "Dont you know, everybody's innocent in here."

    • @christophergales7650
      @christophergales7650 9 років тому

      Shawshank!!! Awesome movie.

    • @banterbadger4999
      @banterbadger4999 9 років тому

      ***** Love your profile pic! Its "EXCELLENT"!

    • @maelstrom57
      @maelstrom57 9 років тому +2

      endorphinjunkie it wasn't exactly a comeback line in the movie

    • @jbob787
      @jbob787 9 років тому

      Andy who?

  • @LocalMan22
    @LocalMan22 8 років тому +159

    One of my favorites was left off . . . from Ghostbusters: "Yes, it's true. This man has no dick!"

    • @shellicate
      @shellicate 8 років тому

      LocalMan22 Yes!!!

    • @taugenx9333
      @taugenx9333 8 років тому +5

      LocalMan22 - "...human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria!"

    • @shellicate
      @shellicate 8 років тому +5

      taugenx Yes, I forgot that one too. That whole scene has some good Twinkies.

    • @gradymoxley2925
      @gradymoxley2925 7 років тому +1

      LocalMan22 it's was in a different vid

    • @notgivennotgiven7776
      @notgivennotgiven7776 6 років тому

      that's what I heard

  • @Warp2567
    @Warp2567 10 років тому +9

    "Nice wig, Janis! What's it made of?"
    "YOUR MOM'S CHEST HAIR"
    - Mean Girls

  • @Rowebot15
    @Rowebot15 8 років тому +12

    I have two:
    You just shot an unarmed man. - He should've armed himself. Unforgiven
    What are you? - I'm Batman

  • @seeds8631
    @seeds8631 8 років тому +61

    What about "its just a flesh wound" from Monty Python Holy Grail or "no soup for you" from Seinfeld

    • @YeahTheDuckweed
      @YeahTheDuckweed 8 років тому +2

      Sympliffi That's a comeback that applies to ANY situation, too! Comedy gold, the whole movie!

    • @erikbaran7197
      @erikbaran7197 7 років тому

      Paycy Although I'm a big MP fan: no. And Seinfeld was a TV show.

    • @adrianschmidt5564
      @adrianschmidt5564 6 років тому +6

      "Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries!"

  • @razzal366
    @razzal366 8 років тому +12

    The context given around A Few Good Men is incorrect, no murder was ordered. A code red was ordered to adjust the marines attitude, his death was not intended and was not ordered.

  • @phero2
    @phero2 9 років тому +32

    Best reply from Lebowski is not that one, it's: "It's down there somewhere, let me take another look".

    • @maneesh541
      @maneesh541 9 років тому +1

      +Phero Looking for this

    • @Moxtrox
      @Moxtrox 9 років тому +1

      +UnicornsR4Real +Phero Big Lebowski is a goldmine for great comebacks

    • @crusherbmx
      @crusherbmx 9 років тому

      +Moxtrox Just about anything Walter says to Donny.
      Does this count - "What is that, yoga?"
      "It aids conception"

    • @jasonevans4970
      @jasonevans4970 8 років тому +1

      "At least I'm housetrained!" - The Dude

    • @crusherbmx
      @crusherbmx 8 років тому +1

      "Well, that's only like, your opinion, man."

  • @firecloud42
    @firecloud42 7 років тому +34

    first off, G.B.P.P. beat Shirley?
    and where's "Bye Felicia"

  • @mehditaki5032
    @mehditaki5032 9 років тому +15

    'ill make him a offer he can't refuse' Don Vito Corleone
    The Godfather
    best line ever

    • @sriharsha5036
      @sriharsha5036 9 років тому

      +Mehdi Taki don't question my judgement, it insults my intelligence

    • @mehditaki5032
      @mehditaki5032 9 років тому +1

      Sri Harsha what have I ever done to you to make you treat me so disrespectfully?

  • @jipster2020
    @jipster2020 8 років тому +100

    Nearly every Doc Holliday line from Tombstone, and there are so many it could fill a whole page.

    • @luccyroux
      @luccyroux 8 років тому +9

      Doc Holiday should take up half this list

    • @rick.d
      @rick.d 8 років тому +8

      You are entirely correct. The cup twirling counts #1 in my book.

    • @alessio-matteojr.7894
      @alessio-matteojr.7894 8 років тому +9

      For real. Not one? Not even "I'm your Huckleberry"?

    • @jipster2020
      @jipster2020 8 років тому +6

      I think you may have misread my OP Alessio. I meant that the top 10 comebacks could be filled with nearly every Doc Holliday line from Tombstone, including:
      "I'm your Huckleberry"
      "You're a daisy if you do"
      "I'll fight for blood - that's just my game !"
      "OOOPS ! Maybe poker just isn't your game Ike - I know, let's have a spelling contest !"
      And my personal favourite, in reply to Kate saying she's a good woman to him... "It is true, you are a good woman - then again, you may be the anti-christ..."

    • @JoeCnNd
      @JoeCnNd 8 років тому +3

      agreed then you could add Real Genius. I want to see more of you around the lab. "alright I'll gain weight"

  • @rhiannonbrewer5365
    @rhiannonbrewer5365 6 років тому +5

    Boy: "Hey Janice nice wig what's it made of?"
    Janice: "Your mom's chest hair."

  • @dennisralph2199
    @dennisralph2199 8 років тому +9

    As Gold Hat in The Treasure of the Sierra Madre (1948). Alfonso Bedoya stole the scenes in which he appeared as the smiling cutthroat and delivered the famous line about not needing any "stinking badges".

  • @ers-tj4to
    @ers-tj4to 8 років тому +6

    Raiders of the Lost Ark, snake pit scene:
    Indiana: "What's with the white dress??"
    Marion: "I was trying to escape!"
    Indiana: "Really? How hard were you trying?"
    LOL!

  • @superiormusic
    @superiormusic 8 років тому +11

    I'll allways remember the Hound from GoT:
    Thug: You're gonna die just for some chickens?
    Hound: Someone is!

    • @Billngabe
      @Billngabe 4 роки тому

      You could do a whole list of awesome stuff The Hound says. My favorite . " Tougher weman then you have tried to kill me..."

  • @Cc-hp8xf
    @Cc-hp8xf 9 років тому +31

    How is " I don't shut up, I grow up , and when I look at you I throw up" from stand by me not in this !!

    • @elliehenry9987
      @elliehenry9987 9 років тому

      Ikr!!!

    • @MrZPal2099
      @MrZPal2099 9 років тому +3

      Julie Cullion Actually I think the "Suck my fat one you cheap dime-store hood." was a better comeback due to the intensity of the scene. But that was a good one.

  • @davethedude216
    @davethedude216 9 років тому +8

    "You think it's so easy? Come Play with us!"
    "4 words you'll never hear from an NFL team"
    -Whiplash

  • @hogberry
    @hogberry 7 років тому +6

    “When I get to liking someone they ain’t around very long. “
    “I notice when you get to disliking someone they ain’t around very long either. “

  • @lkgrave4959
    @lkgrave4959 10 років тому +6

    Don't call me Shirley. - That should have been number one.

  • @Banff1998
    @Banff1998 8 років тому +51

    "Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat knaw that thing off your face. Good day to you madam."

    • @Matches771
      @Matches771 5 років тому +3

      RIP John Candy. Still miss him so much ;-(

    • @dabunnyrabbit2620
      @dabunnyrabbit2620 5 років тому +1

      Love Uncle Buck.
      "You should see the toast, I couldn't even get it in the door"

  • @davidphipps1044
    @davidphipps1044 6 років тому +4

    Lois Einhorn - How would you like me to make your life a living hell? Ace Ventura - I'm sorry Lois, I'm not ready for a relationship right now, but thanks for asking.

  • @ryanbo23
    @ryanbo23 10 років тому +7

    Commodus: How dare you show your back to me! Slave, you will remove your helmet and tell me your name.
    Maximus: [removes helmet and turns around to face Commodus] My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

  • @eliotno3
    @eliotno3 7 років тому +4

    Vizzini: "No more rhymes now, I mean it!"
    Fezzik: "Anybody want a peanut?"
    - The Princess Bride (1987)

  • @288theabe
    @288theabe 4 роки тому +2

    “What are you doing?”
    “I’m leaving you, my dear.”
    Fucking boss 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @PeterZiese
    @PeterZiese 9 років тому +21

    Will Ferrell's comeback to Mark Wahlberg in "The Other Guys" should be on this list.

    • @kenzieskye3053
      @kenzieskye3053 9 років тому +1

      Which one?

    • @jarebare555
      @jarebare555 9 років тому +10

      Kenzie Skye The one about the lion and the tuna

  • @bpal7006
    @bpal7006 7 років тому +5

    "hey Griswald, where to intended on putting a tree that big?"
    "Bend over and I'll show ya!"

    • @emmaray6215
      @emmaray6215 2 роки тому +1

      “You got some nerve talking to me like that!”
      “I wasn’t talking to you.”

  • @themudpit621
    @themudpit621 8 років тому +44

    RIP Alan Rickman 11:23 One of the best 'baddies' in the business. :(

    • @baskervillebee5748
      @baskervillebee5748 6 років тому

      Alan Rickman. Robin Hood
      Robin comes to save Marion while Rickman is trying to rape her. Rickman says, "Do you mind? I'm a little busy here."

  • @Blondfoxy24
    @Blondfoxy24 9 років тому +5

    everything in the Lebowski movie is iconic and every line is a comeback line!!

  • @StormRift13
    @StormRift13 10 років тому +6

    Supernatural.
    Cop: fake credit cards, fake passports, fake badge. (Or something like that)Do you have anything that's real?
    Dean: my boobs.

  • @Savagemister
    @Savagemister 7 років тому +1

    Vasquez in Aliens with Bill Paxton written and directed by James Cameron was in another Cameron flick also with Paxton. A little movie about a large ship that sinks on it's maiden voyage. She played the poor Irish mother with 2 children.

  • @JojoBiebah
    @JojoBiebah 10 років тому +50

    the avengers one is iconic

    • @50ftFrankenstein
      @50ftFrankenstein 10 років тому +22

      No it isn't.

    • @JojoBiebah
      @JojoBiebah 10 років тому +7

      50ftFrankenstein Its my opinion get over it.

    • @JojoBiebah
      @JojoBiebah 10 років тому +6

      ***** Basically almost anything can be an opinion.

    • @JojoBiebah
      @JojoBiebah 10 років тому

      Albert Meadows thank you!

    • @roseandstem8054
      @roseandstem8054 10 років тому +2

      Iconic? get the fuck out of here

  • @SYMShutYoMouth
    @SYMShutYoMouth 9 років тому +97

    Nothing from Breakfast Club...but the Fucking Avengers?

    • @elliehenry9987
      @elliehenry9987 9 років тому

      Omg yas!

    • @bruman182
      @bruman182 9 років тому

      lol

    • @jammmerton
      @jammmerton 9 років тому

      breakfast club is a tv show not a movie

    • @DoctorPringles
      @DoctorPringles 9 років тому +10

      Bob Builder Have you never seen the 1985 movie starring Emilio Estevez and Judd Nelson? You really ought to, it's quite good.

    • @Toxicnut1
      @Toxicnut1 9 років тому +3

      Bob Builder Idiot. Best 80s movie ever. Except maybe "Fast Times at Ridgemont High".

  • @w2ed
    @w2ed 8 років тому +16

    How could "Puny God" NOT be on this list? Don't get me wrong, "Genius Billionaire Playboy Philanthropist" is good - but after all of the insults Loki dealt Hulk, Tony's comeback seems tame. I know which I was quoting since I'd first seen it!

    • @ShaoconNetwork
      @ShaoconNetwork 8 років тому

      I actually Love that comeback, I think about it when people start calling themselves Gods. I actually used it before :p

    • @barrydreamtime827
      @barrydreamtime827 8 років тому

      Wayne Winquist FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT, NERD!!!

    • @johnnymatheis1018
      @johnnymatheis1018 6 років тому

      That reminds me of the comeback line about "what does God need with a spaceship". Good comeback line for the list.

  • @dadaedavis3876
    @dadaedavis3876 8 років тому +31

    "What do you study?"
    "Stuff..."
    "Stuff huh? Were the mid-terms hard?"

  • @jeramiedm1982
    @jeramiedm1982 10 років тому +5

    "He has a five year plan."
    "What is it, don't die?"

  • @Matches771
    @Matches771 5 років тому +2

    My favourite comeback is from Mean Girls.
    Guy: Nice wig Janice. What's it made of?
    Girl: Your moms chest hair!

  • @rick.d
    @rick.d 8 років тому +5

    "Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!"
    "Good... bad... I'm the guy with the gun."
    Almost anything from Bruce Campbell or Firefly/Serenity should be top 5 here.

  • @MattGamingLloyd
    @MattGamingLloyd 9 років тому +38

    In the big lebowski when the gut pees on his rug "he looks pathetic" at least I'm house broken"

    • @UrlacherBears54
      @UrlacherBears54 9 років тому +14

      My personal favorite was: "What the fuck is this?" "Obviously, you're not a golfer."

    • @deadcell47
      @deadcell47 9 років тому +9

      I'm sorry, I wasn't listening.

    • @branislavpopov441
      @branislavpopov441 9 років тому +1

      deadcell47 Yeah, that one is a real deal! :-D

    • @bifrog7942
      @bifrog7942 9 років тому

      Matt Lloyd haha I was literally just thinking that!

    • @drew945101
      @drew945101 9 років тому

      Matt Lloyd YES!

  • @thegateway1312
    @thegateway1312 8 років тому +15

    I disqualify "How do you like 'dem apples" from this list as it is not, strictly speaking, a comeback. It's a great line, but Will sets HIMSELF up. That's not the same as a witty comeback directly off the line of your enemy.

  • @matthewreeves8738
    @matthewreeves8738 8 років тому +10

    Scent of a Woman...When Al Pacino rebutted, "I'm just getting warmed up!"

  • @tsgeisel
    @tsgeisel 8 років тому +4

    "There are always men like you."
    Best comeback line ever.

  • @CrimsonHelldrake
    @CrimsonHelldrake 7 років тому +6

    *They forgot Mr Larson's "Yea & you can count; on me waiting for you in the parking lot."* from Happy Gilmore.

  • @anirrelevantchild5516
    @anirrelevantchild5516 5 років тому +3

    "I don't shut up I grow up and when I look at you I throw up"
    This is amazing, why wasn't it even in honorable mentions?

    • @_xbella
      @_xbella 4 роки тому

      YESS THANK YOU

  • @MarcusDidiusFalco
    @MarcusDidiusFalco 6 років тому +4

    "Don't you take any gun with you?" - "Son, when it's time that I need a gun, there are plenty lying around..."
    We were heroes

  • @MDMetal
    @MDMetal 5 років тому +4

    "Welcome to hell, nichi man. I'm the devil!"
    "You aren't the devil. You're practice!" - Bruce Wayne, Batman Begins
    You committed a crime of omission here.

  • @skinbugz
    @skinbugz 9 років тому +4

    Breakfast Club - "Eat my shorts." -Bender

  • @OsKarMike1306
    @OsKarMike1306 8 років тому +8

    Big Lebowski should've been higher, if people reacted like that more commonly, the world would be such a better place.

  • @divblx_mvne
    @divblx_mvne 8 років тому +169

    I am serious... and don't call me Shirley

  • @TheBigboss7121987
    @TheBigboss7121987 8 років тому +10

    I was hoping that the comeback at the end of Gone With The Wind was going to be number one on this list, but in my personal opinion as far as memorable movie comebacks go Casablanca deserved a spot on this list.

    • @dasein9980
      @dasein9980 8 років тому

      What line?

    • @katisingh
      @katisingh 8 років тому

      Really Thomas? You don't know what line?!

    • @dasein9980
      @dasein9980 8 років тому

      katisingh In CasabIanca?

  • @evanhayes5891
    @evanhayes5891 8 років тому +3

    Anyone remember this: "You know what, mom? You know what I'm going to get you next year? A big, wooden cross. So the next time you feel unappreciated for your sacrifices, you can climb on up and nail yourself to it."

    • @NJGuy1973
      @NJGuy1973 3 роки тому +1

      The Ref. My second-favorite Christmas movie, just behind Die Hard.

    • @evanhayes5891
      @evanhayes5891 3 роки тому

      @@NJGuy1973 There it is!

  • @burtreynolds2969
    @burtreynolds2969 7 років тому +2

    Luke- "Quietly,. There may be more of them out there"
    Han- " Hey, it's me!"

  • @stephanie8417
    @stephanie8417 8 років тому +421

    "Nice wig Janice, what's it made of?"
    "Your mom's chest hair."
    #1 comeback settled thus list sucks

  • @KrepticPotato
    @KrepticPotato 9 років тому +61

    Rip alan rickman am i right?

    • @iimakemusic
      @iimakemusic 8 років тому +3

      right😕

    • @Corbin5959
      @Corbin5959 7 років тому +3

      KrepticPotato ( snape voice) alwayss....

    • @c.9231
      @c.9231 6 років тому

      Love him!

  • @ChilliCheezdog
    @ChilliCheezdog 6 років тому +1

    'Superbad' aces 'Once Upon a Time in the West.' Thanks for the heads-up.

  • @kh7688
    @kh7688 8 років тому +11

    - Surely, you can't be serious?
    - I am serious, and don't call me Shirley loooool

  • @mr.robinson1982
    @mr.robinson1982 4 роки тому +4

    "Come out to the coast, we'll have a few laughs" Die Hard

  • @LianCasablacks
    @LianCasablacks 7 років тому +3

    -"You are crazy you do know that?"
    -"No I'm not...
    -"Then what the fuck you call a hundred and twenty five murders in five years?!"
    -"Work in progress..."
    The Punisher (1989)

  • @VisualBasic6
    @VisualBasic6 10 років тому +59

    You should do the top 10 overrated youtube channels !
    edit : the oposit can be great too ! top 10 underrated youtube channels !

    • @yupitellwhut
      @yupitellwhut 10 років тому +3

      Darude - Sandstorm

    • @TheBaioken
      @TheBaioken 10 років тому +37

      *****
      you fail in using the easiest to use internet memes...

    • @yupitellwhut
      @yupitellwhut 10 років тому

      TheBaioken your mom

    • @yupitellwhut
      @yupitellwhut 10 років тому +5

      smosh

    • @edgeIord
      @edgeIord 10 років тому +3

      givingtnt

  • @americansfortruthandjustic7504
    @americansfortruthandjustic7504 8 років тому +6

    War Wagon - Kirk Douglas and John Wayne survive a gunfight. Kirk Douglas says "Mine hit the ground first"
    Comeback by John Wayne: "Mine was taller"

    • @BK45AUS
      @BK45AUS 5 років тому

      Well? Yuh!