Top 10 Movie Rants

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  • @the-chillian
    @the-chillian 9 років тому +379

    Thumbs up if this is the first time you've seen the Hitler rant with the genuine subtitles.

    • @jeeperscreeeperz388
      @jeeperscreeeperz388 9 років тому

      You have a lot of catching up to do...there is some comic gold out there from that.

    • @MrDuneedon
      @MrDuneedon 9 років тому +16

      The entire movie itself ('Downfall') is incredibly good...highly recommended.

    • @the-chillian
      @the-chillian 9 років тому +3

      MrDunedon I agree. While the fake subtitles have been super funny, it's unfortunate that no one who's seen ONLY them will be able to get through that scene without giggling, because it's absolutely pivotal.

    • @MrDuneedon
      @MrDuneedon 9 років тому +3

      Lytrigian
      For me personally, I would likely have never seen 'Downfall' were it not for the few parody video versions I saw of that particular clip. Those parodies peaked my interest, and then from there, I sought out the original film. Thankfully, I had only seen a couple, and not an entire slew of them. Yeah, I can only imagine someone seeing 'Downfall' for the first time now, after seeing SO MANY of the parodies...and yeah, that scene is SO pivotal to the film.
      So, it's a double-edged sword, of sorts, I suppose. The parodies have likely led to a lot more people viewing this film -- but that particular scene's impact has been reduced as a result.

    • @maliivan1993
      @maliivan1993 9 років тому

      Lytrigian Does it count if you understand german and therefore didn't need the subs?

  • @vikar25
    @vikar25 8 років тому +354

    Know what would have made this ENTIRE presentation of rants better? Letting us hear the ACTUAL RANTS!! Interrupting the scene to tell us how awesome it is, really isn't any kind of substitute to us making up our own minds? I don't need you to tell me something is great rather I would like to experience something great. And make no mistake - some of the best monologues have been mentioned in this video. Nicholson's "You can't handle the truth" diatribe is immortal. The "I'm made as Hell and I'm not going to take it anymore" speech is legend. And letting the view experience it without having to sit through the entire movie would have been a service for this video.

    • @foraminutethere23
      @foraminutethere23 8 років тому +11

      +Christopher Peruzzi They'd be breaking copyright law then. Fair use only gives you enough time to get your point across. Usually less than 30 seconds.

    • @vikar25
      @vikar25 8 років тому +1

      Ah! Thank you. That is a relief to know.

    • @JoesGLI
      @JoesGLI 8 років тому

      +Christopher Peruzzi Edward Norton's rant in, 25th Hour"

    • @alexcunningham9012
      @alexcunningham9012 8 років тому +2

      +foraminutethere23 And yet you can find all of these individual rants in their entirety on this site.

    • @vikar25
      @vikar25 8 років тому

      That's what I'm saying. Because some of these are immortal.

  • @starbright5671
    @starbright5671 8 років тому +60

    Trains, Planes, and Automobiles is always going to be my favorite. That whole scene is so good.

    • @windlockatc
      @windlockatc 4 роки тому +3

      Me too! I always laugh my ass off.

    • @jpetersgoyanks
      @jpetersgoyanks 3 роки тому +1

      Hail Steve Martin! Although I prefer his hotel room rant against John Candy.

    • @mmsiphonevinyls1027
      @mmsiphonevinyls1027 3 роки тому +3

      Star Bright what i love is despite all that ranting , she gets the last laugh

    • @candygirl4958
      @candygirl4958 3 роки тому +1

      @@jpetersgoyanks hi

  • @gordonhatherley5416
    @gordonhatherley5416 8 років тому +19

    Howard Beale's rant in "Network" is a piece of cinematic gold! It's chillingly powerful, and eerily prophetic.

    • @OnlyForAngels
      @OnlyForAngels 8 років тому +2

      That should have been hands down #1. Not some 3rd rate portrayal of Hitler.

  • @joey4track
    @joey4track 10 років тому +66

    I feel bad for the younger people who haven't seen Happy Gilmore or Billy Madison because of all the crappy movies that Adam Sandler did afterward. Those first two he did are pure gold.

    • @shane55pwnt
      @shane55pwnt 10 років тому +8

      Big Daddy was also good.

    • @chrisholt9559
      @chrisholt9559 10 років тому +7

      Billy Madison is shit. My opinion

    • @SniperWolfMGS
      @SniperWolfMGS 10 років тому +7

      I disagree. He became a GREAT actor when he started to branch out from face value slap stick comedy. Punch Drunk Love and Reign Over Me were very good movies which showed he could play serious roles as well.

    • @damonroger3184
      @damonroger3184 10 років тому +13

      bigscott1398 Nah, Anger Management, Little Nicky, the Waterboy, The Wedding Singer, and Punch Drunk Love were also good.

    • @Rickyboy555
      @Rickyboy555 10 років тому +2

      he was good in spanglish I think its called too

  • @TomHanson21JS
    @TomHanson21JS 10 років тому +70

    Jim Carrey on the boat in Bruce Almighty should've at least been an honourable mention

    • @sabufinisher
      @sabufinisher 10 років тому +3

      that you mentioned it yeah it was a good a scene and on live tv^^

    • @FishJJFish
      @FishJJFish 10 років тому +1

      sabufinisher Back to you, fuckers

    • @riffdane6459
      @riffdane6459 7 років тому +1

      TomHanson21JS Plus any of his one-breath rants explaining his findings in the Ace Ventura movies would be good too haha

  • @ObiStacheKenobi
    @ObiStacheKenobi 8 років тому +150

    Talking through the rants completely ruins the effect.

    • @ObiStacheKenobi
      @ObiStacheKenobi 8 років тому +12

      and censored? lame.

    • @marioskbar
      @marioskbar 6 років тому +2

      I think they have to, don’t they? Isn’t there like fair use laws that say you can play copyrighted material if you provide commentary or parody over it. That’s why they can play the clips without paying the people own the material.

    • @FodorPupil
      @FodorPupil Рік тому

      💯

  • @bunnehboi1985
    @bunnehboi1985 8 років тому +163

    "I think you're all fucked in the head. We're 10 hours from the fucking fun park, and you want to bail out! Well, I'll tell you something, this is no longer a vacation. It's a quest! It's a quest for fun! I'm gonna have fun, and you're gonna have fun! We're all gonna have so much fucking fun, we'll need plastic surgery to remove our god damn smiles!! You'll be whistling "Zippity-Doo-Dah" out of your assholes!! I GOTTA BE CRAZY! I'M ON A PILGRIMAGE TO SEE A MOOSE!!! *PRAISE MARTY MOOSE!!! HOLY SHIT!!!* " - Chevy Chase, Vacation

    • @bradyhorton7858
      @bradyhorton7858 8 років тому +1

      +THE OFFICIAL TBONE2004 Fucking love those movies

    • @bunnehboi1985
      @bunnehboi1985 8 років тому +9

      "Dad, do you want an asprin or something?"
      ".... *DON'T TOUCH!!!* "

    • @jeffrockwell5869
      @jeffrockwell5869 8 років тому +6

      +THE OFFICIAL TBONE2004
      This was the first one I thought of too. It should have been this over the Chrismas Vacation one

    • @Fixxer315
      @Fixxer315 8 років тому +1

      +Jeff Rockwell
      I fully agree, if only because this rant is even more out of nowhere, building spectacularly.

    • @DropThatDelly
      @DropThatDelly 8 років тому +6

      +THE OFFICIAL TBONE2004 dad do you want an aspirin??

  • @rhagedorn
    @rhagedorn 9 років тому +120

    I think Full Metal Jacket's scene where the Gunnery Sergeant (R. Lee Ermey) just reams the private (Vincent D'Onofrio) should be on the list.

    • @zombiefan011
      @zombiefan011 9 років тому +7

      Rick Hagedorn 5 foot 8, I didn't know they stacked shit that high!!

    • @ffjsb
      @ffjsb 9 років тому +7

      Rick Hagedorn Hell, you could do a top ten R. Lee Ermey rants on their own!

    • @lfricmunuc4534
      @lfricmunuc4534 9 років тому

      Rick Hagedorn Yes but does that count as a rant or just a full on insult series.

    • @rhagedorn
      @rhagedorn 9 років тому +3

      Lieutenant Ivan I looked at a few more scenes from that movie (I hadn't seen it in a while) and Ermey had many rants that could qualify for this list. He was truly the drill sergeant from hell and probably made an marine recruiter's job much more difficult.

    • @AnastasiaSaenz
      @AnastasiaSaenz 8 років тому

      Rick Hagedorn Well, there you have it, son.:D You got yourself a 'personalized' Full Metal Jacket scene with Gunnery Sergeant Hartmann reaming Private Pyle:D:D:D:D:D
      But kidding aside, yeah, you're right, they should put one on here - either one scene to add to some other rants, or, as someone mentioned before, a Top 10 R. Lee Ermey rants.:)

  • @hitlerrantsparodies
    @hitlerrantsparodies 10 років тому +780

    Downfall Hitler is the greatest ranter of all time and you know he’s the best, when his rant leads to the creation of an entire meme. xD

    • @SonicBoone56
      @SonicBoone56 10 років тому +58

      And an entire community. The Untergangers!

    • @TheChaosDragoness
      @TheChaosDragoness 10 років тому +63

      FEGELEIN!!!

    • @KhakiCap
      @KhakiCap 10 років тому +33

      Krebs' fishes and FEGELEIN !!!!!

    • @XxRipperRooXx
      @XxRipperRooXx 10 років тому +19

      phantomturtle44
      FEGELEIN!!! FEGELEIN!!!

    • @spentlizard353
      @spentlizard353 10 років тому +3

      Hey, was the parody that they showed one of yours?

  • @ShannonLee1956
    @ShannonLee1956 8 років тому +30

    No Al Pacino And Justice for All "You'r out of order"! What the hell!!!!

  • @nolangaudreau
    @nolangaudreau 8 років тому +56

    Griswold's rant should have been #1! It's legendary.

  • @sirjonofarc
    @sirjonofarc 9 років тому +77

    Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory - "You lose! You get NOTHING! Good day, sir!"

    • @JoshSitar
      @JoshSitar 9 років тому +12

      Jon Crawford Absolutely agree! Gene Wilder is a very underrated actor, and one of the most genuinely likeable people I've ever seen in films. "Young Frankenstein" is such a classic.

    • @stankfanger1366
      @stankfanger1366 9 років тому +2

      Josh Zook Why thank you!!!

    • @JoshSitar
      @JoshSitar 9 років тому +4

      Most welcome!

    • @bewd4310
      @bewd4310 6 років тому +1

      Agreed it's so perfect!!

    • @danielgregory3295
      @danielgregory3295 3 роки тому

      Nice polite and succinct rant!!

  • @Liowen
    @Liowen 10 років тому +137

    Wait wait wait....you left out one of the most epic rants of all time...... The Drill Sargent rant from Full Metal Jacket. Even amongst the comments I have seen no one has even mentioned it, this is both shameful and sad. If you have not seen Full Metal Jacket go see it ASAP. I am just shocked it wasn't even an honorable mention, though it is far better than Zoolander IMHO.

    • @bigjosh2517
      @bigjosh2517 10 років тому +18

      Not sure if I would consider it a "rant", more as just a drill sergeant doing his thing.

    • @TeddyMcFluff_
      @TeddyMcFluff_ 10 років тому +6

      bigjosh2517 Which is ranting....

    • @carlosduskman
      @carlosduskman 10 років тому +5

      I think Full Metal Jacket didn't made this list cause it was in another one. Look for Top 10 Improvised Movie Moments and you'll find it.

    • @michaelwilliams3926
      @michaelwilliams3926 10 років тому

      full metal jacket is in the improvised moments

    • @KanWoo76
      @KanWoo76 10 років тому +1

      I agree, but they just included Sarge in a top 10 improvised moment.

  • @SelestialNorre
    @SelestialNorre 8 років тому +135

    Rant that you missed: Tom Cruise in Tropic Thunder, Flaming Dragon Rant.

    • @ivenstorm
      @ivenstorm 6 років тому +3

      They also missed Clerks 2: Randalls rant at the end of the movie.

    • @Tyrunner0097
      @Tyrunner0097 6 років тому +2

      What about Mitch's rant in "Waiting..."? ua-cam.com/video/PdmE-Ga0f5s/v-deo.html

    • @cgreen399
      @cgreen399 6 років тому +1

      Tom Cruise in Jerry Maguire😂

    • @marioskbar
      @marioskbar 6 років тому +2

      I WILL F***...YOU...UP!!!!!!

    • @spdutahraptor777
      @spdutahraptor777 5 років тому +1

      @Bentle Dolores Fwamin Duagon

  • @Ekkis25
    @Ekkis25 8 років тому +89

    The Joe Pesci "do you think I'm funny" rant in Goodfellas.

  • @mgytitanic1912
    @mgytitanic1912 7 років тому +37

    How is Planes, Trains and Automobiles not number one? It's the most awesome rant ever. I believe it still has the record for the most times the F-Word is said in one scene. The only downside to Downfall, no pun intended, is that all the recent memes have ruined it for me. I am glad that Al Pacino's scene in Scent of a Woman got mentioned though. It is a fantastic speech.

    • @Elisheval
      @Elisheval 7 років тому +8

      I actually prefer Steve Martin's rant in father of the bride, about having 12 hamburger buns for 10 hamburgers. golden and without the profanity.

    • @nishikaze
      @nishikaze 6 років тому

      Hitler's rant is so epic it's a meme to top all memes. Not that I don't appreciate Steve Martin in all his glory mind you.

    • @matt0198922
      @matt0198922 6 років тому +1

      I liked the planes trains and automobiles rant that took place earlier in the film where he just tears into john candy and then John candy fires back with pure heart.

  • @TomboTime
    @TomboTime 8 років тому +57

    How about the scene in Bruce Almighty where Bruce (Jim Carrey) loses it on television and has the most passive aggressive rant ever.

    • @CleoCatzby
      @CleoCatzby 5 років тому +3

      E X A C T L Y

    • @dr.alexander7039
      @dr.alexander7039 5 років тому +5

      @Tombocartoons BACK TO YOU, FUCKERS !

    • @yankeegirl5175
      @yankeegirl5175 4 роки тому +2

      Evan Backstabber, I mean Baxter!

    • @starkravingralph
      @starkravingralph 4 роки тому +1

      Omg or the Liar Liar one! 😂😂😂

    • @TheKrensada
      @TheKrensada 4 роки тому +1

      Evan backstabber, Pardon me, bastar....Bax TER!

  • @sonicmario64
    @sonicmario64 7 років тому +79

    What makes Clark's angry rant about his boss in "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation" even more hilarious is the fact that Eddie ends up literally doing what Clark said after he was done ranting. XD

    • @sportsygirl8
      @sportsygirl8 7 років тому +6

      Yeah, I know, which is why I laugh so hard through Clark's rant and Mr. Shirley looks hilarious with the bow on him when Eddie brings him in.

    • @jacobjaime9143
      @jacobjaime9143 6 років тому +1

      Casey Decker, What About Jehovah From Monty Python's Life Of Brian

    • @fifimsp
      @fifimsp 6 років тому +1

      Funny part is I thought they were gong to show the one with the lights at first! Guess that's more of a meltdown and not a rant! LOL

    • @supershwa27
      @supershwa27 6 років тому +1

      Best rant of all time. Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?!

    • @mtpagan3948
      @mtpagan3948 6 років тому

      Also, the rant from Brian himself, trying to get the people to stop following him and believing he's the messiah.
      "Alright! I am the messiah! Now, fuck off!!"
      ..."How shall we fuck off, my lord?"

  • @SCOm1359AP
    @SCOm1359AP 8 років тому +45

    Glengarry Glen Ross. How did that not make this list?

    • @Tusc9969
      @Tusc9969 8 років тому +3

      +SCOm1359AP My thoughts exactly. Picking a rant scene from GGR is like shooting fish in a barrel.

    • @leftymo
      @leftymo 8 років тому

      +SCOm1359AP agree. Glengarry Glen Ross has like 4-5 great rants, and the tops might be Alec.

    • @emotionalweatherreport
      @emotionalweatherreport 8 років тому

      +SCOm1359AP Pacino's "you fairy" rant from GGR totally should have made this list

    • @d.a.robinson6105
      @d.a.robinson6105 8 років тому

      There were so many good ones in GGR, but Roma's was the best!

    • @liamjohnston5099
      @liamjohnston5099 4 роки тому

      Yeah Alec Baldwin and Al Pacino's rants were both great in that movie

  • @TwitchAssault
    @TwitchAssault 10 років тому +25

    You guys oughtta add Tyrions' court room rant from Game of Thrones on a Top 10 TV Rants.

    • @50ftFrankenstein
      @50ftFrankenstein 10 років тому +7

      I kind of wish Tyrion actually had killed Joffrey. I mean the outcome would be the same but Tyrion would have had the satisfaction of murdering the vicious little bastard.

    • @Liowen
      @Liowen 10 років тому +1

      While that is a good rant I have a feeling as to why it was left off, since this is a movie rant list and not a tv show rant list. Just a thought though I could be completely off base with that idea.

    • @TwitchAssault
      @TwitchAssault 10 років тому +3

      @Liowen
      "You guys oughtta add Tyrions' court room rant from Game of Thrones on a Top 10 TV Rants."
      Where in that tell's you that I said they should put a TV rant in a Top 10 Movie Rants? JUST a fucking thought, read the whole comment BEFORE being a little smart ass. Just a suggestion. Complete shot in the dark. Might've gotten that WAY outta left field.

    • @KanWoo76
      @KanWoo76 10 років тому

      Hell yeah!

    • @Robert___98
      @Robert___98 10 років тому +2

      JWIZZY4real .
      You're lame for not realizing that you're ruining the love we're expressing for this show.
      But to be honest, I'd have preferred Arya killing Joffrey.

  • @11johnnyblaze
    @11johnnyblaze 9 років тому +24

    Pulp Fiction..... SAY WHAT AGAIN!!!!!! Where that at

    • @risan-st1rj
      @risan-st1rj 9 років тому +2

      Frank why did you kill mason!? ANSWER ME DAMMIT

  • @makhoe1
    @makhoe1 8 років тому +43

    I think Mad as Hell, Network should have won, on the grounds of content, relevance, and delivery.

    • @WhiteCamry
      @WhiteCamry 8 років тому +1

      +Makhoe van der Vlugt
      And for laying the foundation for all movie rants. No "Network," no "Untergang."

    • @tjcassidy2694
      @tjcassidy2694 8 років тому

      +WhiteCamry
      You forget Margaret Hamilton in "The Wizard of Oz."

    • @LDixon007
      @LDixon007 8 років тому +2

      +Makhoe van der Vlugt - Ageed; I was expecting it to be #1.

    • @ptery
      @ptery 7 років тому +1

      The rant Ned Beatty has later in this movie is as good if not better than Howard Beale's schtick.

    • @katherynemero9355
      @katherynemero9355 5 років тому

      The speech from Network is pure and utter brilliance. The whole film just blows my mind. All the speeches, every damn moment.

  • @timokugler2244
    @timokugler2244 8 років тому +32

    Falling Down Michael Douglas is missing for sure.

  • @YolandaAnneBrown95726
    @YolandaAnneBrown95726 10 років тому +5

    When "A Few Good Men" hit VHS for the first time, I was working at a record/video store. When Jack Nicholson's speech started, the store became VERY QUIET and all eyes were on this part. And when he finishes, the store just EXPLODED. Jack is KING.

  • @WTFisthisshitWTF
    @WTFisthisshitWTF 9 років тому +64

    Jim carrey's rant from Bruce Almighty when he didnt get the job

    • @BombasticLove87
      @BombasticLove87 9 років тому +2

      Ya totally agree, that and full metal jacket should have been on there.

    • @RhinoG5sneakerreview
      @RhinoG5sneakerreview 9 років тому

      Agreed

    • @Mira_Dunia
      @Mira_Dunia 9 років тому +7

      Yes, that would make this list almost perfect!
      *Back to you, FUCKERS*

  • @porchfyre612
    @porchfyre612 8 років тому +35

    Wow! No mentio of Al Pacino in And Justice For All? "You're out of order! You're out of order! The whole trial is out of order!"

  • @timothyperry3850
    @timothyperry3850 9 років тому +61

    Falling down had some of the best rants

    • @jwewa
      @jwewa 9 років тому

      downfall ?

    • @MorliHolect
      @MorliHolect 8 років тому +3

      j wewa No, he means "Falling Down" with Michael Douglas. Very good movie. He's very angry in it and rants a lot :)

    • @jwewa
      @jwewa 8 років тому

      MorliHolect oh sorry, i thought he means downfall :P hx for clearing up !

    • @wacky295
      @wacky295 8 років тому

      +Timothy Perry michael's best movie...!

    • @David_Theisen
      @David_Theisen 7 років тому +1

      I love that movie but i haven't seen it in a while, i know he loses it when he can't get breakfast at the McDonald's!! LOL they should have waited til now for that movie cuz you can get breakfast ANY TIME of the day in McDonald's now!!!

  • @SpongicX
    @SpongicX 10 років тому +28

    Thank you for including Christmas Vacation

    • @chibiprussia5574
      @chibiprussia5574 10 років тому +3

      99% of my family loves it. We watch it every Thanksgiving

  • @colewilliams6623
    @colewilliams6623 8 років тому +12

    Al Pacino in The Devils Advocate. The scene where he is ranting about how god is actually the bad guy.

  • @ristoravela652
    @ristoravela652 6 років тому +5

    Keanu Reeves with "I want room service" from Johnny Mnemonic is easily one of the top 10 movie rants of all time.

  • @FirearmEnthusiast
    @FirearmEnthusiast 9 років тому +28

    FOUR FUCKING WHEELS AND A SEAT!

    • @AnastasiaSaenz
      @AnastasiaSaenz 8 років тому +2

      Gʀᴀʏ Fᴏx 'I want a f***ing car right f***ing now.':D:D:D

    • @aprilg9315
      @aprilg9315 8 років тому +1

      Gʀᴀʏ Fᴏx SIMPLY THE BEST!!!!!!

  • @NIRDSTUFF
    @NIRDSTUFF 10 років тому +53

    Hate to be the black guy that always brings up training day but...COME ON!

    • @SuperPaigeT
      @SuperPaigeT 10 років тому +5

      That movie didn't cross my mind but you're right! I've heard "King Kong ain't got shit on me!" so many times before I've even seen the movie!

    • @NIRDSTUFF
      @NIRDSTUFF 10 років тому +6

      SuperPaigeT that's what I'm sayin! It should have made at least number five or an honorable mention or something

    • @SuperPaigeT
      @SuperPaigeT 10 років тому +3

      Robert Knight Totally!

    • @AnthonyTyger
      @AnthonyTyger 10 років тому +7

      How about Jules' Ezekiel quote from Pulp Fiction. It's not quite a 'rant' per say, but it's close enough, and damn good in my opinion.

    • @NIRDSTUFF
      @NIRDSTUFF 10 років тому

      Anthony Tyger Yea! That one too!

  • @snarkus63
    @snarkus63 10 років тому +14

    Howard Beale's rant in "Network" should've been #1.
    And as funny as Clark Griswold's rant in "Christmas Vacation" was,it pales in comparison to his rant in the original "Vacation".
    "I must be crazy,I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose!!! PRAISE MARTY MOOSE!!! Holy shit!!!"

    • @KanWoo76
      @KanWoo76 10 років тому

      EXACTLY!!

    • @declangray2931
      @declangray2931 10 років тому

      Fergelein!

    • @snarkus63
      @snarkus63 10 років тому

      ***** "Hitler's rant"?
      I think this list is for fictional characters in movies only.

    • @ewilliams370
      @ewilliams370 10 років тому

      " Don't touch!!!! " lol! the best

  • @L1011Widebody
    @L1011Widebody 8 років тому +6

    I always liked Chris Farley's 'Let me tell you why I suck' rant in Tommy Boy.

  • @nychold
    @nychold 8 років тому +4

    Clark Griswald got his bonus. It just happened after Eddie kidnapped his boss.

  • @ZeppelinBigFan
    @ZeppelinBigFan 10 років тому +17

    When Walter threw Donny's ashes in The Dude's face, I nearly peed my pants in laughter. Holy shit that's classic!

  • @spelunkingmonkey7630
    @spelunkingmonkey7630 10 років тому +17

    Whoever reads this, look up the movie "Waiting", and watch the rant at the end of the movie. It was the best.

    • @TXblues512
      @TXblues512 10 років тому +2

      the goat!

    • @spelunkingmonkey7630
      @spelunkingmonkey7630 10 років тому

      THAT WAS THE SHIIIITT!!

    • @thedumbestname
      @thedumbestname 10 років тому +3

      Loved it. I would also suggest Ewan McGregor's Fuck the Scottish rant from trainspotting and Al Pacino's original Out Of Order rant, I was sure it would be no.1 on this list.

    • @TheAray6
      @TheAray6 10 років тому

      I just said that mitch's rant was the best.

    • @KanWoo76
      @KanWoo76 10 років тому

      thedumbestname Yeah, I just realized '...And Justice For All' wasn't up here even as an honorable mention.

  • @maximusw01
    @maximusw01 6 років тому +36

    You forgot Wonka

  • @ProDynamixTV
    @ProDynamixTV 8 років тому +5

    Al Pacino's rant in "The Devil's Advocate" was pure gold.

  • @mookixox
    @mookixox 9 років тому +36

    Where the hell is the Glengarry Glenn Ross rant? EPIC FAIL

    • @mgfan81
      @mgfan81 9 років тому

      Thank you! I thought I was the only one.

    • @ziggy9403
      @ziggy9403 9 років тому

      Totally agree.

    • @duramax48
      @duramax48 9 років тому +1

      Zoolander makes the list. But no Glengarry Glen Ross. What has happened to this world.

    • @robotguy
      @robotguy 9 років тому

      yep, GGR should have been #2, right behind Downfall. And Samuel L. Jackson quoting Ezekiel in Pulp Fiction didnt make the list? You WatchMojo guys gotta watch more movies.

    • @duramax48
      @duramax48 9 років тому

      And you will know my name is the law when I lay my vengeance upon the!

  • @WatchMojo
    @WatchMojo  10 років тому +167

    Judging from the comments it seems like this list would be a good candidate for an "another top 10" list.

    • @jeramahia123
      @jeramahia123 10 років тому +4

      Top ten Badass women in anime!

    • @chadjones6074
      @chadjones6074 10 років тому

      Yes

    • @200135673
      @200135673 10 років тому +1

      Top ten bad ass women in anime

    • @randomfingerboard
      @randomfingerboard 10 років тому +2

      what about the otherguys with the peecok scene

    • @lyonprairie2691
      @lyonprairie2691 10 років тому +4

      Please include Jack Torrance in "The Shining" the scene where his wife seemingly disturbs him.

  • @daytoncharitychicken
    @daytoncharitychicken 7 років тому +9

    Normally I don't advocate for anything fast food related, but I liked the rant by Michael Douglas in the burger joint in Falling Down.

    • @Lastkingof33
      @Lastkingof33 7 років тому +1

      yeah. Absolutely shocked it didnt make it

  • @mrnocal
    @mrnocal 4 роки тому +3

    Edie McClurg, the car rental lady in Planes, Trains and Automobiles, is one of the most underrated comedic actresses ever. Her facial expressions were perfect. She's been excellent in every movie or TV show she's done, although always a supporting role. She deserves more recognition.

  • @Lestat21500
    @Lestat21500 10 років тому +11

    #1; The most parodied clip on youtube.

  • @King689
    @King689 10 років тому +22

    Good to see Planes, Trains and Automobiles in there, but I would have chosen the motel room scene where he snaps at John Candy about all his annoying habits.

    • @ewilliams370
      @ewilliams370 10 років тому

      Erm...... no!

    • @Kgagreenguy
      @Kgagreenguy 9 років тому +1

      Lol ya it's the best! Chatty Kathy doll lol! My fav rant is hotel scene.

    • @zachhaywood1564
      @zachhaywood1564 9 років тому +4

      "I could sit there for days, with a big smile on my face! And they'd say 'How can you stand it?' 'Cause I've been with Del Griffith, I can take ANYTHING."

    • @arumikahaven
      @arumikahaven 9 років тому

      Nah the "Fucking" rant was the best

  • @wog7774lyfe
    @wog7774lyfe 8 років тому +25

    The honorable mentions were better than the list.
    Zoolander? Really!?

    • @spdutahraptor777
      @spdutahraptor777 5 років тому

      they put Zoolander but they didn't put Devil's Advocate, when Pacino talks about god.....

    • @ericnyman546
      @ericnyman546 5 років тому +1

      Zoolander, like everything else Ben Stiller is in, sucks

  • @SiiriCressey
    @SiiriCressey 6 років тому +6

    "This is my BOOMSTICK!" Army of Darkness

  • @MetalRomain
    @MetalRomain 9 років тому +5

    Steve Buscemi - Reservoir Dogs - Opening (tipping) scene

  • @Apuscus
    @Apuscus 10 років тому +5

    TOP 10 relationships between protagonist and antagonist:
    1: Ellen Ripley & the Xenomorphs ("alien" series)
    2: Luke Skywalker & Darth vader ("starwars")
    3: Batman & Joker (DC world)
    4.....
    5....

  • @horsepower523
    @horsepower523 8 років тому +54

    What about the drill instructor in "Full Metal Jacket"?

    • @fartloudYT
      @fartloudYT 8 років тому +6

      +hexagon523 i think context of anger is quite different there.

    • @neissy
      @neissy 8 років тому

      +hexagon523 I came here to write this

    • @spencercowan8862
      @spencercowan8862 5 років тому

      Quantum singularity ONLY STEERS AND QUEERS COME FROM TEXAS, AND YOU SURE DON'T LOOK LIKE A STEER SO THAT JUST ABOUT NARROWS IT DOWN.

    • @xxSpike1989xx
      @xxSpike1989xx 5 років тому

      but he wasn't ranting..that was him talking calmly...we never got the privilege of hearing him rant

  • @FastFoodLifers1
    @FastFoodLifers1 7 років тому +38

    Okay, not a Movie... but the greatest Rant ever is from The Newsroom, with "America is not the greatest Country in the world" rant.

    • @MrsRen
      @MrsRen 7 років тому +2

      Except it's wrong

    • @FastFoodLifers1
      @FastFoodLifers1 7 років тому +7

      TheSerenityJade What a thoughtful counter, full of facts.
      Oh wait, it was 3 words backed by nothing.

    • @3ku1
      @3ku1 7 років тому +1

      Bradley Kell it was wrong

    • @FastFoodLifers1
      @FastFoodLifers1 7 років тому +4

      Luke Easton Again, would be way more helpful to show HOW it was wrong... what reports you use to suggest it is wrong.
      Otherwise... it's just empty words backed by nothing. Which was sort of already explained.

    • @AlanGresov
      @AlanGresov 7 років тому

      you see, they're not interested in defending that viewpoint, not to you, not here, and neither am I, because such ideas will simply be ignored, their values thrown away, and any evidence presented would be discounted as either untrustworthy, or statistics would be played with until they best represent whatever you want them to. We could talk about how America is the single most powerful economy on the planet, by a wide margin, how it had the fastest, most meteoric rise to power in history, and how it's the oldest functioning government in the world. We could talk about how the most powerful military in the world belongs to America, so much more powerful than the world powers, that for one, America is classed as the world's only superpower, and two, that it picks up the slack for other countries and provides defense for them. To name a few, would be Japan, South Korea, all of eastern Europe, and large amounts of the middle east. We could talk about the fact that the early 2000's marked one of the most peaceful time periods in human history, despite the wars in the Middle East, due, largely, to America's projection of power over the area, and the entire world. In fact had it not been for one man who decided to try to turn back the clock on our occupation of the Middle East, the world might have been more peaceful today than it was then. But enough about that, we could also talk about how America is easily the cultural center of the world, consider blue jeans, worn the globe over because of the association it has with American teens, or how Hollywood is the source of the largest movies in the world, and before you bring up Bollywood, those movies are watched in India, Hollywood movies are watched across the entire world. American TV shows are the most commonly recognized, and the most watched. America has the best healthcare in the world, not perfect, but still the best, better by far than those of Western Europe, and Canada, because it's private and the government isn't being weighed down with the cost of making a country healthy. But if all of that wasn't enough to convince you, America has the greatest freedoms in the world, because of our Constitution, because of our undying willingness to lay down our lives for our rights and the rights of others, and because of our sensibility not to when it's unnecessary. You might claim that you have the same rights in whatever other country you choose to use as an example, but the truth is it's not the same. In America the rights to freedom of speech, press, and expression are considered to be inalienable, and may not be abridged under any circumstances other than a clearly perceived threat brought about directly by the speech of one person, for example giving away government secrets, but in some countries it's considered acceptable, and even encouraged, for people who have been trusted with the power to uphold the law and punish those who violate it, to enact punitive measures on those who speak and share ideas that the state is not comfortable with, and no I'm not just speaking about 3rd world countries, and no I'm not talking about corrupt policemen. Further, our right and ability to arm ourselves, while contentious, allows the American people to maintain a healthy amount of insurance, and therefore deterrence, in the event that the government should decide to abandon its republican principles and attempt to violate the Constitution without the approval of the American people.

  • @jsmithx1983
    @jsmithx1983 10 років тому +6

    Denzel in training day. "King Kong aint got shit on me"

  • @Dabs84
    @Dabs84 9 років тому +3

    ”Every sentence is explosive, every syllable a bullet-wound ..."
    Just as well we have you to talk over it then, isn't it?!

  • @PaulThePhotoGuy
    @PaulThePhotoGuy 4 роки тому +2

    Sam Kinison in " Back to school " was pretty good . IMHO
    - He seems to care , about what , I have no idea !

  • @supermovies4625
    @supermovies4625 8 років тому +23

    Nic Cage is a legend

  • @QuestionableLifeChoices
    @QuestionableLifeChoices 10 років тому +13

    no milkshake rant from there will be blood?! not even an honorable mention? i've never even seen the movie and i know that rant

  • @seabass22
    @seabass22 9 років тому +14

    How was Chevy Chase from Christmas Vacation not number 1?

  • @lawdog296
    @lawdog296 7 років тому +3

    Clark Griswold should be #1 handsdown.

  • @hcAdonis
    @hcAdonis 8 років тому +2

    Jim Carrey in Bruce Almighty on maid of the mist lol

  • @ssesf
    @ssesf 10 років тому +18

    Zoolander is so bad a movie that the less it's mentioned the better.

    • @onegod7154
      @onegod7154 10 років тому

      Where is the fuck you button.
      Jk. But still i like the movie.
      But Sir you may have you're oppnion.
      Salute.

    • @XraviaEdge
      @XraviaEdge 10 років тому +2

      that freak gasoline fight tho

    • @jliller
      @jliller 10 років тому

      I hate most of the stuff Ben Stiller and Will Ferrell are in, but that movie is one of the few exceptions.

  • @KombatGod
    @KombatGod 10 років тому +19

    Why wouldn't you let us hear the rants? Can't you introduce them and then let us hear them, rather than talking over them?

  • @jlouutube65
    @jlouutube65 8 років тому +12

    These were great but you forgot Kevin Kline's "disappointed" from A Fish Called Wanda". :)

    • @butmanasopha1753
      @butmanasopha1753 8 років тому

      +Jlou Cha YES haha

    • @calnortonjr4797
      @calnortonjr4797 6 років тому

      Absolutely....I still enjoy using Kline's "Dissapointed!", only works when yelled though

  • @Elisheval
    @Elisheval 7 років тому +13

    I actually prefer Steve Martin's rant in father of the bride, about having 12 hamburger buns for 10 hamburgers. golden and without the profanity

    • @angelablack7946
      @angelablack7946 7 років тому

      Elisheval I love that one!

    • @wendyhaun2559
      @wendyhaun2559 6 років тому +1

      That was the one I was waiting for. Steve Martin knows how to deliver a perfect rant.

    • @nancyomalley6441
      @nancyomalley6441 6 років тому

      It was 10 buns vs 8 hot dogs. Must be a West Coast thing because here in the East Coast the two products are paired up properly

  • @danapowell4599
    @danapowell4599 9 років тому +3

    They also missed Les Grossman's rant in "Tropic Thunder".

  • @salmaveth
    @salmaveth 9 років тому +39

    it would be nice to actually hear the rants, instead of an annoying narrator interrupting ever 5 seconds!

    • @Simon0
      @Simon0 9 років тому +3

      agreed. They need to show the whole rant.

    • @nickvillar9235
      @nickvillar9235 9 років тому

      Fucking thank you!

    • @nickvillar9235
      @nickvillar9235 9 років тому +1

      I've never watched this channel before. This was a video recommended by a friend. And I'm not that inclined to go looking for movie clips that I've already seen before. Just would have been nice to watch a compilation without interruptions. I found such a video elsewhere, so my butt has seized to be hurt, thank you sir.

    • @Rawk4Life
      @Rawk4Life 9 років тому

      Re-do this list yourself without the narration then. Sheesh!

    • @Simon0
      @Simon0 9 років тому

      me?

  • @ArkaeaFCL3
    @ArkaeaFCL3 7 років тому

    i wish that everybody had enough balls and honesty as the news caster on network. one of my favorite movie rants. that dude says what most people wish they could say.

  • @kxmode
    @kxmode 8 років тому +1

    Christmas Vacation "...where's the Tylenol?" lol

  • @daenerystargaryen5260
    @daenerystargaryen5260 10 років тому +204

    Do top 10 letters in the alphabet :P

  • @blahblahblackshee879
    @blahblahblackshee879 9 років тому +62

    WHERE THE FUCK IS TRAINING DAY??? KING KONG AINT GOT SHIT ONNN ME!!

    • @joeyppppppp2
      @joeyppppppp2 9 років тому +3

      Ha DAT SHIT GOT REAL

    • @michaelmartin8337
      @michaelmartin8337 8 років тому +1

      +blahblahblackshee879 check out Robot Chicken Godzilla Training Day - King Kong Threw !@#$ on him

    • @IamGenoBlack
      @IamGenoBlack 8 років тому

      +blahblahblackshee879 No shit hello????????

    • @IamGenoBlack
      @IamGenoBlack 8 років тому

      +blahblahblackshee879 No shit hello????????

    • @cappuccinosteve9251
      @cappuccinosteve9251 7 років тому

      Y'ALL JUST LIVE HERE

  • @dennisderton7462
    @dennisderton7462 7 років тому +5

    What about "The Ref" with Denis Leary? missed that one

  • @JillLovesJer
    @JillLovesJer 6 років тому +1

    Tommy's major rant when he tried to sell to that guy & ended up smashing up his model cars in "Tommy Boy." Priceless.

  • @ahunter8056
    @ahunter8056 10 років тому +5

    Ah, after years of watching countless Downfall parodies, I finally know what the actual subtitles for 'Downfall' are. Of course I could have UA-camd the film, but I'm too lazy to do that. :P

    • @ahunter8056
      @ahunter8056 10 років тому

      ***** I may give that a try one day, thank you. :)

  • @ExpensiveFridge
    @ExpensiveFridge 10 років тому +5

    LES GROSSMAN TROPIC THUNDER?!?!?!?!

  • @vincek6613
    @vincek6613 5 років тому +1

    I always liked John candy from Uncle Buck talking to the guidance counselor (or whichever position she held) at the elementary school

  • @johnnyhawk6754
    @johnnyhawk6754 6 років тому +4

    National Lampoon's! Hallelujah, Holy S***!!

  • @danrenaydo3787
    @danrenaydo3787 9 років тому +4

    I clicked this video just to see if Christmas Vacation had made it on the list. Thank you for not disappointing me.

  • @zacharyn4790
    @zacharyn4790 10 років тому +4

    Steve Martin killed it on PTA. That shit was funny

  • @evanembury5958
    @evanembury5958 8 років тому +5

    what about the one from Ferris Beuler where Cameron kicked the Ferrari out the window?

  • @kevinhammons4806
    @kevinhammons4806 3 роки тому +1

    ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Pacino in Justice For All... “Your our of order!” Was EPIC

  • @Marcus11984
    @Marcus11984 8 років тому +10

    As much as I like this list, I have to call Shenanigans! You simply can not have a top 10 Movie Rant list without Samuel L. Jackson. He is the Titan of Rants, and this list is mute because of his absence.

    • @FastFoodLifers1
      @FastFoodLifers1 7 років тому +1

      You said Shenanigans, I instantly went to the Rant in Waiting. :D

    • @NotRetardedSpecial
      @NotRetardedSpecial 7 років тому +2

      Mute?

    • @roguecowcookshack6479
      @roguecowcookshack6479 7 років тому

      You said Shenanigans and I immediately went to that restaurant that Farva likes with all the goofy shit on the walls

    • @FastFoodLifers1
      @FastFoodLifers1 7 років тому

      RogueCow Cookshack True... I wonder if that's the same 'Universe' for Waiting and Super Troopers.

    • @Jindorek
      @Jindorek 7 років тому

      i think he meant moot.

  • @al232098
    @al232098 10 років тому +14

    Where the fuck is samuel jackson in pulp fiction

    • @ewilliams370
      @ewilliams370 10 років тому +1

      the bit where they are cleaning Marvin's brains up in the back of the car? yes should be in there. " I'm the Guns of the Navarone motherfucker! "

    • @al232098
      @al232098 9 років тому

      e Williams yes ;)

    • @paulleckner8235
      @paulleckner8235 9 років тому +5

      Ezekiel 25:17. - "And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee!"

  • @misterninetyseven2898
    @misterninetyseven2898 7 років тому +2

    12:14 "...You're f***ed!"
    Classic :D

  • @8ByteBrian
    @8ByteBrian 7 років тому

    HOW THE HELL DID YOU MISS THESE?!?! *TRIGGGGERED!!!*
    1.Punch Drunk Love Rant
    2. Falling Down Rant
    3. Devil's Advocate Rant

  • @WatchMojo
    @WatchMojo  10 років тому +6

    In case you were wondering how the Mojoholics voted in our poll, see the votes and entries here:
    watchmojo.com/suggest/Top+10+Greatest+Movie+Rants
    Note, of course, that viewer votes are just one of the hundreds of data points and variables that we consider and look at when we create our lists. Make sure to sign up and participate on future lists at www.WatchMojo.com/suggest

    • @rrmoon9698
      @rrmoon9698 10 років тому +4

      Sorry for the rant ;)

    • @timefortimbo
      @timefortimbo 10 років тому +3

      I think that in 12 angry men, pretty much every rant in there wins. Just saying.

    • @WatchMojo
      @WatchMojo  10 років тому

      RR Moon I personally curated the soundbites for this clip and for most entires the rants are seen in their virtual entirety but with the sequence moved around a bit to make a more interesting interaction with the VO. I also combined scenes that would make the entry have more substance than if I had just shown the rant in its entirety, for example the Happy Gilmore entry, I began with the "just tap it in" scene because its really funny, and shows the development of Happy's frustration.
      Signed,
      KG

    • @timefortimbo
      @timefortimbo 10 років тому

      WatchMojo.com I like how you made it so that RR Moon won't know what you talking about, so to RR Moon, they are saying that they edited the video so that it would both flow with the audio and video (I assume to make it more captivating). That, and if they did the entire rants from all of their top picks, the video would be over 20 minutes long.

  • @chrispall42
    @chrispall42 9 років тому +5

    Sam Kinnison as the teacher in Back to School.

  • @squeekyjim
    @squeekyjim 8 років тому

    I don't usually comment, but I've seen most of these and I think this list is awesome. Some hilarious stuff, good job

  • @QMPhilosophe
    @QMPhilosophe 8 років тому

    Ned Beatty's rant in Network is my favorite Movie Rant. The best rant of all time, anywhere...Lee Elia's press conference. Truly epic.

  • @ragingfiip
    @ragingfiip 10 років тому +6

    This list is a joke. 3 of the honorable mentions were better than most of the rants on this list. Edward Norton's monologue in 25th Hour is one of the best and most socially significant in cinematic history. I can think of at least half a dozen rants that should've made the list over the garbage they threw in here.

  • @Williamkurk
    @Williamkurk 9 років тому +3

    "Training Day" is absent / Calvin Candie from "Django Unchained" is absent

  • @wilrivera2668
    @wilrivera2668 8 років тому +1

    .. bullworth's tv interview ... one of my favorite scenes ever ...

  • @tylerjohnson6557
    @tylerjohnson6557 3 роки тому +1

    Clark's rant is my favorite movie rant. If I did this list, I would put that at #1. I'm thinking about putting the Planes, Trains And Automobiles rant at #2.

  • @Falloutman216
    @Falloutman216 10 років тому +3

    Tropic Thunder, Tom Cruise as Les Grossman.

    • @devineaaron
      @devineaaron 10 років тому

      That was the greatest rant of all time. Nothing beats that.

  • @Fierymadness
    @Fierymadness 9 років тому +3

    michael douglas falling down - whammy burger scene

    • @KsTmm
      @KsTmm 9 років тому

      I actually just saw this movie for the first time and I agree with your comment

  • @morskojvolk
    @morskojvolk 6 років тому +1

    I would like to add Jose Ferrer, in the role of the defense counsel in The Caine Mutiny: his drunken rant after winning the trial is EPIC.

    • @liamconn5539
      @liamconn5539 8 місяців тому

      And Bogarts outburst was fantastic and the moment he realized

  • @Loveallegra
    @Loveallegra 4 роки тому +1

    ok but when Donnie Darko goes OFF about the smurfs....too funny

  • @stinkycheese804
    @stinkycheese804 9 років тому +8

    This would have been a lot more enjoyable if the commentator would have just STFU and let us watch the clips, or at a minimum if the comment audio wasn't louder than the clips. GEEZE, it isn't about Y.O.U., it's about the clips.

  • @jonnyo2121
    @jonnyo2121 7 років тому +4

    If only the narrator would explain to death everything because god knows we don't want to hear the actual footage.

  • @JavierRodriguez17565
    @JavierRodriguez17565 6 років тому +1

    That rant happy Gilmore went on was dead ass hilarious

  • @GrayAcre
    @GrayAcre 8 років тому

    Best movie rant ever- John Francis Daley as Mitch in 'Waiting'; seriously it deserves an award! XD