Nor would they have called an ambulance for his dumb ass right away. They'd have driven him five miles down the road, dumped him in and alleyway and then called the paramedics.
Ah yes, the well known "I'll tell them I'm not cold when really I am ploy" What if its not about you and that person just feels more comfortable that way. You're being ridiculous
I'm one of those people lol. If I'm genuinely cold I'll throw more clothes on, but generally if it's above 20 degrees fahrenheit, it's shorts and a tshirt for me. I catch shit for it all the time from family and it drives me crazy. I'm also a bit overweight (270 pound guy) so that probably is why I handle cold better
I've been Carlitos... so many times... no it's fine, it's fine, i'm okay standing, it's fine, i'm definitely not trying to lean awkwardly on the wall and seething in rage internally from my eternal inability to grab a chair on time and wondering if the universe is conspiring to always leave me seatless because i'm to embarrassed to admit i need a chair
TheCoyoteHill do u have any proof on that? i wanna believe that the medical community at the end of the day has patients' best interests at heart but idk it just seems like bs. like at best what youre describing seems like a rule of thumb that paramedics follow, but is there a specific rule that says that?
The way he says "weird for you, maybe" kills me every damn time... makes it sound like a stubborn child arguing with a parent while being clearly not in the right (and deep down knowing it)... which is really funny to hear from a proud chicano thug. He's such a great actor...
Not gonna lie, I've pulled something like this before, not to that extent but like when you're about to grab a beer at a party but everyone gets it before you and there's none left so you try to play it off like you didn't want one. Then someone finds an extra and your like "Nah, I'm good...I didn't really like the taste anyway." Knowing damn well you really want that beer lol.
Well as long as were all confessing, I've done this on the tram when someone gets up to leave an theres one seat open an someone points it out, an I say na im good swinging around on the pole... lol
Not sure if it's quite the same Carlito, I think it's more of a remix of the characters, just the same concept characters with a couple tweaks to Carlito.
Recognized him instantly. Knew at least someone would point that out. Aaaaand.... Im gonna go start Breaking Bad again. This was enough a trigger for me.
About time Comedy Central uploaded this skit. I laughed uncontrollably when I first saw this on tv. This, along with the substitute teacher and Mr. T skit, is my favorite skit of this season.
"We gotta sell more drugs, and we gotta make more crimes happen" - start small and work your way up, stay focused on the tasks at hand. I respect that.
these gangsters are the most thoughtful and considerate gangsters
Exactly what I'm thinking, in real life if he didn't want to sit they would just be like "fuck you then" and keep it going 😂😂
Nor would they have called an ambulance for his dumb ass right away. They'd have driven him five miles down the road, dumped him in and alleyway and then called the paramedics.
Its not that they nice it all just started with him not wanting to sit down. He asked why like he was really concerned
We need more “gangsters” like this in our community lol
Gangsters are quite loyal to their gang and members of that gang.
That's exactly how I picture gang meetings as going. "We gotta make more crimes happen"
Where's Calvin?
CreeperBreeder713 If you raise a kid with a tiger, someone's eventually gonna get et.
Right here...
CreeperBreeder713 He's in the song For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitchhikers), which is the best song EVER!!!!!!!!!!!
Angreh Kittunz dam right my son going to cook that fucking tiger
From "Carlito, sit in the chair."
To "Carlito... go back into your body."
The plot development in their skits is astounding.
Plots are for pussies.
Jade Nguyen 😂
It's too good to be true.
That’s why my boa got a Oscar 😂
Lol or jajajaja.
Got invited to heaven even though he's a gangsta. Probably from giving up his seats for others in the bus all the time.
Never heard of Gangster Paradise ?
Best comment I dun seen in forever
Heaven FBI joins the chat
Heaven's for the likes of Trump, Billy Graham, Inquisition popes. I wouldn't want to go there either.
Bus is for pu@#$%
Despite all the shit he pulls, his gang still hang out with Carlito. That's what true friends do Holmes
“Holmes” ok 😂
Naw that's true. Bcus i do alot of dumb shit. And my friends still put up with it
"holmes" hahahaahaha OMG...dude 🤣
Holmes? Lol that's like 'sherlock 'Holmes' dude
I won’t lie i used to think it was spelt “holmes” too
In honor of Carlito
Noice.
Nah, don even bother, ese. I don't need no honor
ECL28E
These nuts don't need no honor on your chin.
Nuts out for Carlito.
TheDrtomz Nah, don't be putting out no nuts out for me, man. I don't even want your nuts. Just ask that gorilla
“Weird for you, maybe”
Hahahaha love That part !!
Name of Santiago's sex tape
kuriakose jim I was just gonna say that’s what she said!
I was ur 1000th like
@@yurrr7651 too bad
Now it's me
“You know wha’, but why though?”
Me, 1000X a day.
LOL. I always say that to myself.
And I forgot where I got it from.
What timestamp???
A N O N Y M O U S At 1:18
Yup!
@cristi dules That was pretty funny lol
I burst out laughing when he fell through the table. Spontaneous
Ik so unexpected
Yea it was hilarious, right after he said fuk yall with you bitch ass chairs lol.
John Williams 😂😂me too
I died😂😂😂😂
The realest laugh I had in months
Teacher: Okey everybody, it’s time to hand over your essays.
Carlito: I ain’t no snitch, homes!
looool that's funny
I like that lolol
Rodel Montano the Colonel thought that was funny. You got a like from the colonel.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Colonel Sanders I feel blessed.
1:18 "You know what, but why though?" LOL
Lol that part was so funny
Apple Love kissing
What?...
What.
Love that part
“We gotta sell more drugs, and we gotta make more crimes happen”. - Quite Motivational
We are all inspired now😜
Quite***
@@potatodroid2 thanks, corrected!
My body is stupid homes
Imagine a police chief saying "we gotta make more justice happen" in the same setting
No one points out the fact that Carlito is wearing house slippers.
+lolomgwtfism Because no one here has that disgusting foot fetish trait like you obviously do.
they are called pantonflas homie
+lolomgwtfism Flip Flops and socks a southern thing (dungeon family).
+Kravesin *westcoast thing
no one points out the fact that real Mexican Gangsters don't dress or speak that way
It's like...limiting.
dazhibernian Bitch ass chairs
1:32
"Yeah limiting!"
whats the actor said this? wanna see more of him
He treated it like it was a big word 😅
The most underrated part of this video is when he changes his posture to 'get comfortable' on the table. Too funny 😂
Yes
What part of the video is it?
0:28
LMAOOOOO yo why am I dying right now
I thought I was the only one who found that hilarious
I feel like this is that guy who always wears a T-shirt and shorts in cold weather just to show people he isn't cold, even though he obviously is
Maybe they're annoyed at people asking why though.
Ah yes, the well known "I'll tell them I'm not cold when really I am ploy"
What if its not about you and that person just feels more comfortable that way. You're being ridiculous
@G Dog Man's not hot.
Who cares? Not everything is about you kid
I'm one of those people lol. If I'm genuinely cold I'll throw more clothes on, but generally if it's above 20 degrees fahrenheit, it's shorts and a tshirt for me. I catch shit for it all the time from family and it drives me crazy. I'm also a bit overweight (270 pound guy) so that probably is why I handle cold better
Ok some people disliked the video.
You know what, But why though?
It doesn't make sense to set themselves up with a rule like that. It's like... limiting
@@hittingyouoverthehead Exactly! They must go to the Light man, and enjoy the video without disliking it.
Disliking is gangsta. I don't never be liking no videos. Bunch of bitchass culeros liking videos!
@@SosaelCapo 🤣🤣🤣It's cool Sosa El Capo no one's gonna think you're soft if you like videos, we're all liking videos.👍
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Bunch of bitch ass culeros" LMAO XD
kaos king I lost it when he said that
Jacob East lol yea me too
Jacob East Same here lmfao!
is it just me or does anyone else here think he is just lazy
+kaos king Naw, man, when he said, "Fuck you and your bitch ass chairs!" OR something like that.
YOU NEVER EVER GONNA CATCH ME SITTING IN NO CHAIRS!
Bunch of bitch ass cooleros
But why set your self up with a rule like that
But why tho?
and they never did
“Alright carlito quit playing sit in the chair pendejo “ 😂
Too fucking good
"No"
i like how his big meeting statement is they needed to sell more drugs and make more crime happen.
Like, this could have been an email, guys!😒🙄
"You know what, but why tho?"
Gets me every time 😂
Righttt😂😂
lmao best line
It's cool carlito
Yea the little accent he throws on, it gets me too
Lol
Im hella gay
poopleman krumpet Didn't he survive? The next skit was him trying to be the Loco one. Lol
@@tommycipriani2254 that must be prior to this one
By process of elimination
By default lol
I see you spelled peace wrong I guess spelling is for pussies.
“Not sitting in the chair doesn’t mean your soft Carlitto, but breaking the table is like, just financially irresponsible homes.”
That's just being cavalier with your furniture, homes
😂😂😂
They nail the accents every time
True
the short one does a great accent
the tall one over does it too much
soy chicana y no hablamos asi lol
cyn Way to put it man
Gary Porter Peele nailed his accent. Key not so much
When he said defibrillator 😂😂😂
the way he says "you know but why doe" 💀💀😭
Funniest part
"go back into your body homes"
"No my body stupid "
"Go into the light "
" No " omg dead 💀
This spoke to me because he's literally dead
@@DrooledOn No he's not.He's acting.
@@starisesun7692 i'm going to agree with you solely based on the fact that i praise the sun, otherwise i'd disagree with you.
Drooly 911 he’s literally not tho
Holms*
“I’m chillin homes” famous last words
Literally at least while alive.
I'm fine right here on the spirit plain
I think the funniest part is how its plane but this comment made me laugh uncontrollably
you do realize your spelling plane like an airplane right? two different spellings, he was right
+KING CVSEY (lil nami) so I spelled correctly
+KING CVSEY (lil nami) plain is for pussies
KING CVSEY go ahead and look up the definition for both words and then delete your comment please thanks
Swear i came to youtube to watch something else, now im stuck on k&p videos and forgot what i came for. Damn you recommendations!
Hot Cake Same here lol.. I subbed *just for* Key & Peele.. Like 2 months ago, too
Lol me too
Consequences!
Feel u bro
Got a funny ass playlist going 🤫😂💯
the drug table was from IKEA
I agree.
IKEA is terrible
😂😂😂
Best they can afford because IKEA ads is strong(but shitty furniture).
Walmart 😆😆
Watching after 9 years and still these sketches are unmatched.
Chappelle set up all this they wouldn't have a show had he not left.
Shame there's no skits quite like this
I used to be just like you;
I didn't think I needed to sit in chairs.
Then I broke a table leaning on it-
CONSEQUENCES.
weird for you maybe.. lol
Death Itself lol ikr? It couldve been a lot better if he said "then I got stuck in the spirit plain" or " then I got shanked by a table"
HotAsIce it's a reference lol
Brandon Merritt ik, that's what I was talking about
Brandon Merritt the consequences sketch
Keys accents are amazing
their accents are a work of art
This ones easy though, the Indian or German was more impressive.
"Leave it...I'm cheeling holmes."
Haha, I nearly died at that part.
The funny thing is, it probably would be better to leave it.
It would do more harm if it was pulled out
So did he
"Carlito... go back into your body!"
Autumn Aki "my body stupid holmes"
*_Life is for Pussies_*
Love how the paramedics were trying to revive him while on a pile of bricks
Lmfao
Finally someone pointed it out
What’s so bad about it?
@@decadeyt5891the bricks there talking about are not the kind you build walls with
Do defibrillators work through the shirt? Lol
I've been Carlitos... so many times... no it's fine, it's fine, i'm okay standing, it's fine, i'm definitely not trying to lean awkwardly on the wall and seething in rage internally from my eternal inability to grab a chair on time and wondering if the universe is conspiring to always leave me seatless because i'm to embarrassed to admit i need a chair
some pride is not good for you
lol bro. we all been there
lmao
This is probably my most favorite skit XD the accents were just perfect.
Funniest sketch. Fucking Carlito. Need more of him.
Yes
We do! Phuckin' love Carlito. "My body's stupit homes."
But he's dead tho :(
Canis Major he was trying to play that off by saying he didn't need a chair. 😂
I'mfully convinced now that carlito is/was the most loco in the gang.
"I'm good right here man, I'm chilling go ahead with your meeting" that one part you can feel the pain in Carlito's voice
So he dies, and then what, they call 911 and let the paramedics try to revive him on top of a pile of drugs?
DaaaahWhoosh lol
Hospitals and paramedics don't report drugs. It keeps people who are at risk of dying, from being scared of calling 911
Good Samaritan Law. Most states have it.
TheCoyoteHill do u have any proof on that? i wanna believe that the medical community at the end of the day has patients' best interests at heart but idk it just seems like bs. like at best what youre describing seems like a rule of thumb that paramedics follow, but is there a specific rule that says that?
pablo amador just look it up. It's a confidentiality law in the U.S.
"You ain't never gonna catch sitting in no chairs." Their mexican/chicano accents are funny as hell.
This is one of the greatest skits in the history of man
It reminds me of the black knight sketch by monty python
"My body's stupid holmes." Lmfaooooo!
Zombie3110bd it is holmes tho
I 💀 at that
@zombie311obd lmfaoo I just screamed!!
@Zombie3110bd I mean...it is "holmes" though.
🤣🤣🤣
Literally the mentality for some people.
Carlito's like my younger self. Tryin to act cool but when I got embarassed or hurt you know you gotta stick to it even its kills you inside. 😂
Or literally🤣
Carlito has remained stubborn in life, and even in the afterlife. This is Carlito's Way.
Amen.
Lol
Best comment award...
that dude took his seat. it was all about principle after that
this is genius "COMEDY" a lot of you guys should lighten up. I love it this is what funny is!
AGREED. i cried laughing lol.
Kevin Pean word!
I agree! !!!!! 😃 😂😂😂
lolol
“I don’t need to go to heaven...... Heaven is for Pu@&$$*#!!!” “Oh Boy “ 😂😂😂😂
It’s ok you can say “pussy”
@@joedelorra1016 that's funny
I'm trying to improve my language, too. It's a bad habit.
that’s cool, what’s your native language?
The real homie no need Heaven... Once the most Loco guy in the gang said 👏
The beginning of the Salamanca twins.
The perfect example of why Pride can land you in hell.
Naw hell is for pussies he wants to go to super hell
SUS 😭👌🏽😂
That's deep. Never saw it like that
SUS there are indeed different depths of hell. Although hell in general is a terrible terrible place to be
... He was literally looking at heavens light. So the perfect example on how sitting gangster will land you in Heaven
"But why though?" I've been saying this for ages but completely forgot where I heard it. XD oh my gosh!
MyLittleReverie I really wish you say it the way he says it lol
OMG I do that too! I got my son saying it.
Mac Bourdeaux
IT IS EXTREMELY CONTAGIOUS
NikoTheNeko, that was the best part. But why tho
'But, Carlito, it doesn't look like it's comfortable man, why don you just" LOOOOOOOOL CRACKS ME UP I SWEAR😂😂😂😂😂
1:56 "Weird for you, maybe.."
The moment Carlito forgets to speak in Mexican accent
Plot twist: Carlito is undercover from the Bloods and is just faking the Mexican accent.
Gangster's To-Do List:
1) Sell more drugs.
2) Make more crimes happen.
fatezero 😂😂🤣🤣
lmao I love how the problem was technically solved in like 5 seconds but carlito decided to double down and pretend it was his choice to stand
I think this is my favorite.
But why dooo???
These skits are so short and perfectly executed, I went to bed bingeing these and woke up watching. I need to do errands but these too good.
Errands?? But while the? Lol
"You just got shanked!!"
"I'm chillin bro"
Lol!
Armin K 😂😂😂
"Its like....limiting" That accent is epic!
how many accents keegan knows???
Is this a question or a statement? Perhaps it's a question OF a statement!.. I'm so confused!
Avan Ibrahim you probably understood what i asked , but you had to try to be funny.... :p
42
frost muse HA! Was waiting for someone to do that.
427 slap that ass
“You never ever gone catch me sitting in no chairs” lol
thats my favorite part of the sketch for some reason lolol
I love their plan. " sell more drugs, or commit more crimes"
i laugh every time i watch this!
I like how he called his own body stupid
At the beginning Carlito goes for the chair, but it gets taken. That adds so much to the brilliance of this sketch.
"weird for you maybe" LMFAO every time
We need to sell more drugs, and make more crimes happen. Thug meetings
Damn straight!
No one noticed that in 00:18 Carlito was going to sit in a chair but his homie took his seat?
yea man
+Renato Gomes Good call. Totally missed that :D
+Renato Gomes That's the joke,
+TsjernoKid you missed the joke homie!
+Renato Gomes Ha ha , did missed that and thats how everything started. This is hilarious.
The way he says "weird for you, maybe" kills me every damn time... makes it sound like a stubborn child arguing with a parent while being clearly not in the right (and deep down knowing it)... which is really funny to hear from a proud chicano thug. He's such a great actor...
Thug life chose him...
Not gonna lie, I've pulled something like this before, not to that extent but like when you're about to grab a beer at a party but everyone gets it before you and there's none left so you try to play it off like you didn't want one. Then someone finds an extra and your like "Nah, I'm good...I didn't really like the taste anyway." Knowing damn well you really want that beer lol.
lol hell yea i did that b4 also lmao
but that don't make no sense....its like you're limiting yourself...
yeah... sometimes I regret refusing that last slice of pizza...
Vegito2468 Hahaha
Well as long as were all confessing, I've done this on the tram when someone gets up to leave an theres one seat open an someone points it out, an I say na im good swinging around on the pole... lol
Carlito's accent is more consistent in this one.
Not sure if it's quite the same Carlito, I think it's more of a remix of the characters, just the same concept characters with a couple tweaks to Carlito.
That’s Carlito’s normal speaking voice. He doesn’t have an accent. Accents are for pussies.
Umm, the guy who plays the gangster Roberto is one of the twins in Breaking bad, and no one is pointing it out smh...
But they were cousins though not twins
Recognized him instantly. Knew at least someone would point that out. Aaaaand.... Im gonna go start Breaking Bad again. This was enough a trigger for me.
They were tuco’s Cousins dude. They were twin brothers. Relation is relative my man
Facts! I was looking for this comment
Wow didn’t even notice that. I’m usually pretty good at recognizing shit like that
Man I understand this feeling to well. Everyone from the hood as least experienced something like this at least once.
You sure look like you're from the hood
Lol I look like a fruit, but it was the best pic I could take. Idk how girls do it.
Jon Mcder i didnt know people from the hood had a certain look though. we suppose to be in rags or something?
Ty-Ron Morrow Yes.
Ty-Ron Morrow Nope, but any name with a dash in it proves that you're hood.
that guy with the tat's played tuco's cousin on breaking bad
I never notice that
HuH I Never Noticed That
"Muy facil"
Yea, he was in a few movies too.
I love their acting...so spot-on and versatile.
I felt that “oh boy.”
Carlito should be proud. Hombre just won a fcking Oscar.
bag3lmonst3r Oscar is for pussies!
Man fuck all of you with your bitch ass oscars
@@eldonchef1754 😆
Lol this is gold
Demon: I've come to take your soul to Hell! BWHAHAHA
Carlito: Naw man, I'm fine right here. Hell is for _pussies_
Demon: Oh boy...
It's like Limting...Yeah LIMITING.."point at each other"...just geniusly funny !
NIMI it’s so accurate.
i just realized, they got one of the salamancas with them💀
There's always gonna be that one stubborn ass person in the group
Damn carlito back at it again with those house slippers.
+kevin niang I hate you.. and everything you stand for..
You're just a hateful person isn't it.
+kevin niang what?
+kevin niang learn grammar.
That ending displays the society we live in... Constantly rejecting God
***** so you're worshiping him then?
***** I know because that time goes into watching UA-cam videos and reading comments. Like me
god's for pussies
alistahr hahaha
God's for bitch-ass culeros
(Paramedics trying to revive him)
"Hey dont even bother, ese"
This whole sketch is quotable. Makes me laugh every time.
"Im chillin on the spirit plain homes"
Their accents are right on, i truly believed the whole thing, lol.🤣
I'm gonna sit gangster
I refused to sit in a chair
AND THEN... AND THEN...
A table broke under my feet
CONSEQUENCES HOMEBOYY
I refused to sit in a chair, and then I got shanked...
@@DoctorDinosaur i refused to sit in a chair......and then i died and went to the spirit plane. CONSEQUENCES
The first time I saw this sketch I was crying laughing when the table broke
I used to be just like you. Making silly comments. Doing crimes. Dancing in the street light.
And THEN the table shanked me.... CONSQUENCCCEEEEES
"Gonna sit gangster". Cracked me up everytime XD
Aint Nonimuzz pls teach me how to sit gangsta!!
“Leave it. I’m chillin homes.” Ngl, those are some badass last words.
About time Comedy Central uploaded this skit. I laughed uncontrollably when I first saw this on tv. This, along with the substitute teacher and Mr. T skit, is my favorite skit of this season.
This has to be their funniest sketch ever!
"We gotta sell more drugs, and we gotta make more crimes happen" - start small and work your way up, stay focused on the tasks at hand. I respect that.