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  • @andrewtruex
    @andrewtruex 3 місяці тому +41

    The number one thigh podcast on UA-cam

  • @jackjackthompson5771
    @jackjackthompson5771 3 місяці тому +41

    I just realized Mark throws all his cups behind him 😂😂

    • @MarilynJ.
      @MarilynJ. 3 місяці тому +3

      Holy shit just saw the pile 😂😂

    • @neuvisean1739
      @neuvisean1739 3 місяці тому +3

      That pile is insane

    • @mike20855
      @mike20855 3 місяці тому

      been doing that for a while

  • @michaelbart3965
    @michaelbart3965 3 місяці тому +52

    One of their best bits is when Joe says something for the 90th time and Mark pretends like he’s never heard it before.

  • @io.
    @io. 3 місяці тому +40

    Not the mountain of coffee cups behind Mark 😅

    • @ericroth6974
      @ericroth6974 3 місяці тому +2

      I was gonna say, how has there never been a mention of this on the pod. I thought it was just a behind the wallpaper thing, but I just noticed that pit is completely full. 😂

  • @michaelmcvey679
    @michaelmcvey679 3 місяці тому +60

    Hot Dermatologist is a great side character

  • @jasonwiggins5906
    @jasonwiggins5906 3 місяці тому +43

    Joe shakes his leg when mark goes to far with a comment 😂❤

    • @bradpiff6836
      @bradpiff6836 3 місяці тому +12

      That the jimmy leg 🦵

    • @kjnewell7243
      @kjnewell7243 3 місяці тому +8

      You gotta listen to the early episodes 😆

    • @chriscee3981
      @chriscee3981 3 місяці тому

      ​@@bradpiff6836 That's the guy who took bread from Jimmy's mouth

    • @AA-xb2zm
      @AA-xb2zm 3 місяці тому +7

      All started with coming up with a signal to stop each other from getting cancelled, Joe leg shake and Mark pats his head...and of course started with the Seinfeld reference of George warning Jerry with "Tippy toe tippy toe!"

    • @SuperTed.
      @SuperTed. 3 місяці тому

      Do you guys watch with the sound off?

  • @jpierce2l33t
    @jpierce2l33t 3 місяці тому +41

    Crowdstrike is the name of the company that caused the outage lol

    • @tg71842
      @tg71842 3 місяці тому

      He’s an idiot, dude. just a funny moron.

  • @TheOrlandoTrustfull
    @TheOrlandoTrustfull 3 місяці тому +130

    My favorite part of Mark's stories is when he becomes visibly bored of what he himself is saying.

    • @pareja90210
      @pareja90210 3 місяці тому +16

      So self-conscious about it lol it's what makes him our patron Gay

    • @GreetingsFromSpace
      @GreetingsFromSpace 3 місяці тому +8

      that's me half way through any sentence.

    • @Sardleby
      @Sardleby 3 місяці тому

      Lovers

    • @tomking7039
      @tomking7039 3 місяці тому

      Any jizz…

  • @Halfbreedmofo
    @Halfbreedmofo 3 місяці тому +7

    Mark got me with his Fourth of July line when they were talking about drafthouse.

  • @Frederick0220
    @Frederick0220 3 місяці тому +3

    Skid Mark Normand!

  • @corneliusthecrowtamer1937
    @corneliusthecrowtamer1937 3 місяці тому +13

    highest sale for a Mark Normand signed item on eBay in the last 3 years is $42.50 + $6.00 shipping for a Soup To Nuts 8x10

  • @dillonbusby
    @dillonbusby 3 місяці тому +4

    I wish I loved anything as much as Joe loves Kerryn Feehan

  • @chelseyparrcp
    @chelseyparrcp 3 місяці тому +4

    Joe is such a great listener ❤ we love a validating king

  • @cloudbloom
    @cloudbloom 3 місяці тому +29

    "Gender strike"🤣🤣 Mark is bonkos i love it

  • @jaredknapp8886
    @jaredknapp8886 3 місяці тому +39

    Mark looks like he's showing off his legs fresh from the wheelchair basketball tournament.

  • @JonathanHassingerChannel
    @JonathanHassingerChannel 3 місяці тому +1

    Such a feel good story, Joe! Always get a little nervous on the weekends.

  • @gregwarnke1231
    @gregwarnke1231 3 місяці тому +2

    Joe , I’ve dealt with this issue for 30 years. Numerous removals via laser, freezing and cut out. The only solution has been orthotics where they build up the surrounding area. Good luck

  • @jc.spacepig
    @jc.spacepig 3 місяці тому +21

    This is way better than the current live streaming Kill Tony rn

  • @stp1fann
    @stp1fann 3 місяці тому +4

    You bailed on the Foo Fighters concert for dinner and a movie?! I'll take your Pearl Jam tickets for Fenway Park when Beetlejuice is released in September.

  • @Charliekelly_
    @Charliekelly_ 3 місяці тому +21

    The best damn podcast that will ever be and that patreon is leaps and bounds above the rest

    • @growingheart8039
      @growingheart8039 3 місяці тому +6

      Guess you never watched Ayg😂❤

    • @zacharybuttitta3039
      @zacharybuttitta3039 3 місяці тому

      @@growingheart8039that shit is trash

    • @davidperez5089
      @davidperez5089 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@@growingheart8039Kippy's vox is worse than Normads.

    • @Charliekelly_
      @Charliekelly_ 3 місяці тому +2

      @growingheart8039 every week my man

    • @Walrus286
      @Walrus286 3 місяці тому +4

      Hellll yeah baby. Eps banked from 3 months prior and 20 minutes of Q&A banked from 5 weeks prior. Gotta love it

  • @TheBrentsd
    @TheBrentsd 3 місяці тому +2

    Best logistics pod ever

  • @adk7962
    @adk7962 3 місяці тому

    Joe chose love, and he won. Damn. I almost teared up. Great episode Gents!

  • @thetroothhurtz
    @thetroothhurtz 3 місяці тому +12

    The best part of Tuesdays!!!! (Mondays)

  • @markketchenjr9335
    @markketchenjr9335 3 місяці тому +1

    It’s all pipes !! 😂😂 only pod I can’t wait to watch !

  • @mikewilcox8653
    @mikewilcox8653 3 місяці тому +2

    The coffee cups better make the move when they change studios

  • @annabethsmith-kingsley2079
    @annabethsmith-kingsley2079 3 місяці тому +5

    “Yugo girl” made me cackle like a witch in my bathroom.

  • @antoniog3681
    @antoniog3681 3 місяці тому +2

    Listening you try and talk about Croatia and Serbia is making my head hurt lol. Still love you guys!

    • @thomasoravec528
      @thomasoravec528 3 місяці тому +1

      Remember Joe was complaining about his neighbors using a leaf blower in the morning? said they had a checkerboard flag.. Croats!

  • @jackjackthompson5771
    @jackjackthompson5771 3 місяці тому

    Finally List sitting normally! THANK YOU! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @deadstellarengine
    @deadstellarengine 3 місяці тому +3

    “I am going to need you to smell this before I flush”

  • @ethanhirsch4750
    @ethanhirsch4750 3 місяці тому

    Joe, I’ve dealt with some bad plantar warts. Acid didn’t work. Cryo didn’t work. Turns out Lasers is the only thing that works and they work fast. One visit for small warts. 2 visits for big ones. And 3 visits when it’s huge and been growing for years. Just FYI.

  • @creddycreddy
    @creddycreddy 3 місяці тому +4

    Former Yugoslavia is: Bosnia, Croatia, Serbia, Montenegro, Slovenia and Macedonia.

  • @jonf2188
    @jonf2188 3 місяці тому +3

    does joe shave his legs and paint them white?

  • @jakenorth4811
    @jakenorth4811 3 місяці тому

    Joe’s date night story. Joe loves life. 👏👏👏👏👏 that is awesome

  • @DangerousPOSSE
    @DangerousPOSSE 3 місяці тому

    Watching marks collection of cups grow larger every episode brings me so much joy 😂

  • @jayfreedman5186
    @jayfreedman5186 3 місяці тому

    Joe is on fire. Good shit.

  • @okay.bruv.
    @okay.bruv. 3 місяці тому +8

    Thanks for uploading while I'm sitting here waiting for my plane to take off !!! I'm gay! Love u two !!!

  • @superjbarz
    @superjbarz 3 місяці тому +21

    One of the people that birthed me is not a heterosexual

    • @shugarbage
      @shugarbage 3 місяці тому +1

      You had multiple people birth you??? Damn I only have one mom.
      And one gay dad

    • @jawlinejawlinejawline
      @jawlinejawlinejawline 3 місяці тому +2

      My fathers gay

  • @cristopherchouinard8414
    @cristopherchouinard8414 3 місяці тому

    Love starting my Tuesday mornings!

  • @oghash4912
    @oghash4912 3 місяці тому +3

    Thank u guys for helping me through every week

  • @jasont9045
    @jasont9045 3 місяці тому

    I like how all these comedians are friendly and supportive of one another. Something different

  • @Larrydavid89
    @Larrydavid89 3 місяці тому

    Thanks katz and crew

  • @haroldnorwalk9818
    @haroldnorwalk9818 3 місяці тому +126

    Mark’s divorce era will bring this pod back to life 💪

    • @davidperez5089
      @davidperez5089 3 місяці тому +12

      Gotta have the baby queef first.

    • @tuesgayy
      @tuesgayy 3 місяці тому +3

      Dude was 100% pressured into it lol It’s hard for him to say no :/

    • @haroldnorwalk9818
      @haroldnorwalk9818 3 місяці тому +1

      @@davidperez5089YA GOTTA SEEE THE BAYBEE

    • @nextbizzy
      @nextbizzy 3 місяці тому +7

      This podcast is full of hot gay love 😘

    • @Chris-P
      @Chris-P 3 місяці тому +23

      Not till after Joe's Feehan era

  • @kodymonroe2613
    @kodymonroe2613 3 місяці тому

    Feel like I could picture joes date so well. Great ep

  • @yoiink
    @yoiink 3 місяці тому +3

    poor ole Chuck really got it in this one and the haters will be wringing their hands,
    it's all pipes !

    • @pointysidedown
      @pointysidedown 3 місяці тому

      What happened with Chuck? Time off or did he leave the show?

  • @davidapodaca6827
    @davidapodaca6827 3 місяці тому +3

    I can really relate to Mark with his parents. My dad is really ridiculous, and I tell people the things he does. And they just say "oh he's not that bad." Then I give other examples, and they're still like, "oh he's not that bad." Then I'm like, "fuck you, you don't see him on an everyday basis. You just see little snippits." But yeah, I felt that when Mark was explainin his family to Joe

    • @Sardleby
      @Sardleby 3 місяці тому

      You don't skip through when the guy on the right talks? How do you do it?

  • @TuesdaysWithTitleTimestamps
    @TuesdaysWithTitleTimestamps 2 місяці тому +1

    Beauty Mark Normand 4:44

  • @rodrigo__angel
    @rodrigo__angel 3 місяці тому

    - Sierra Leone, I think...
    - Oooohh, good director
    😂😂😂

  • @oneofus6924
    @oneofus6924 3 місяці тому

    the coffee cup collection is certainly going strong. to the moon!

  • @jackjackthompson5771
    @jackjackthompson5771 3 місяці тому +1

    Poor Mark and his parents 😂😂

  • @annabethsmith-kingsley2079
    @annabethsmith-kingsley2079 3 місяці тому +5

    The original reason I started to put duct tape on my ginormous plantar wart was that it started to spread and I was like 'hell no'. Then the duct tape + some crazy glue finally killed that Return of The Jedi crater sized crater.

    • @Peter_739
      @Peter_739 3 місяці тому +2

      huh

    • @niina9777
      @niina9777 3 місяці тому +1

      I'll have to try the duct tape

    • @AlwaysNerdyTV
      @AlwaysNerdyTV 3 місяці тому

      Duct tape works after about 5-6 days.

    • @annabethsmith-kingsley2079
      @annabethsmith-kingsley2079 3 місяці тому

      @@AlwaysNerdyTV For my really big one it only worked after I put crazy glue in it. Originally so the tape wouldn't fall off so much but it actually filled the wart and killed it. But the tape definitely always works at keeping the wart from spreading and creating more warts.

  • @floydawaight49
    @floydawaight49 3 місяці тому

    I get good and stoned on Monday nights for Tuesdays With Stories. PeaceOrElse

  • @UhtredOfBamburgh
    @UhtredOfBamburgh 3 місяці тому

    Joe List and Mark Normand talking to each other has the vibes of 2 old ladies with chains around the back of their glasses gossiping over a game of cribbage

  • @norab7432
    @norab7432 3 місяці тому +1

    1:03:58 both of their parental situations remind me so much of my own parents. 🙃

    • @firesidefire
      @firesidefire 3 місяці тому +1

      Totally 😂 it’s gotta be a boomer thing

    • @norab7432
      @norab7432 3 місяці тому

      @@firesidefire 100% boomer stuff lol

  • @annabethsmith-kingsley2079
    @annabethsmith-kingsley2079 3 місяці тому +5

    I'm starting to think Feehan is the egg donor...

  • @k.c.simonsen2
    @k.c.simonsen2 3 місяці тому

    “She’s Got Hot Eyeballs” is the name of my band’s new single

  • @andrewgervais3115
    @andrewgervais3115 3 місяці тому

    7:03 best Nick Cage impression I've ever seen

  • @j.yahnke
    @j.yahnke 3 місяці тому +2

    Joe Lisp and Mark Nomad ❤

  • @o00thunderhawk00o
    @o00thunderhawk00o 3 місяці тому

    I never knew about this until today! What the heck! They talk the same! I thought Mark was Joe's guest! Wow!

  • @TheRico24
    @TheRico24 3 місяці тому +1

    Joe!!! Get electro cautery to remove the plantar wart on your foot!!!!!
    Please upvote so joe will see, it's truly the only thing that helps persistent plantar warts.

    • @AgendaInMind
      @AgendaInMind 3 місяці тому

      Why is he so brainwashed that it needs to be removed?

  • @bentleypizza
    @bentleypizza 3 місяці тому +1

    Ur producer has excellent deep voice🎉❤

  • @RatchetPo
    @RatchetPo 3 місяці тому

    42:30 as an Arab I like how Mark Normand's idea of the Middle East is a sari and black hawk down, neither of which are Middle Eastern (south asian and somali respectively) lmao

  • @annabethsmith-kingsley2079
    @annabethsmith-kingsley2079 3 місяці тому +2

    Best Pretenders song: Don't Get Me Wrong

    • @JDK516
      @JDK516 3 місяці тому

      Their cover of Everyday Is Like Sunday is really good, too

  • @rja861
    @rja861 3 місяці тому +1

    Tuesdays with parental trauma

  • @DJTheoSF
    @DJTheoSF 3 місяці тому

    Joe List has a twin brother in California named Sweet James who happens to be a lawyer. You can see his billboards all over CA :)

  • @sovalame863
    @sovalame863 3 місяці тому +1

    Kats for producer 2024

  • @BigDaddy-vk6rv
    @BigDaddy-vk6rv 3 місяці тому +8

    Another gay ep but it feels... different without Chuck...

  • @ReidStreetSoap
    @ReidStreetSoap 3 місяці тому

    Got my tickets for okc!

  • @GoodVibesOnly8-
    @GoodVibesOnly8- 3 місяці тому +2

    “here’s the clinker” 😅😂😂😂 it’s Clincher!!

    • @giovanguida4874
      @giovanguida4874 3 місяці тому

      I always thought it was clunker

    • @TheOrlandoTrustfull
      @TheOrlandoTrustfull 3 місяці тому +1

      Ladies...

    • @rhettlink9805
      @rhettlink9805 3 місяці тому +1

      its "CLINKER" cuz MARK is a DRINKER
      🆗️🍸🥳😏™️✊🏿
      #cheers
      #pipes

    • @binimgarten8696
      @binimgarten8696 3 місяці тому

      They went over this topic on the pod in 2014 or something.

  • @thelibrary8878
    @thelibrary8878 3 місяці тому

    ~went to Ebay and saw the Marky Marked up photos ! Not bad ! I like the Signature with the Star of David!

  • @sammathey1995
    @sammathey1995 3 місяці тому +1

    Mondays with stories!

  • @PolishGypski
    @PolishGypski 3 місяці тому

    Great ep, men.

  • @deannad9105
    @deannad9105 3 місяці тому +1

    Btw, supposedly SouthWest wasn't affected by the CrowdStrike outage because their computer operating system is from the 90s. So next time, check their flights...if you dare😂
    And Mark, get some fucking insurance already! I just had orthopedic surgery, it would have cost $100,000 if I didn't insurance😱 And that doesn't even include the crutches, walker, physical therapy, etc... You may be healthy now, but crazy sh** happens all the time. It only takes one driver not paying attention, to cost you your savings and your family's financial future, especially when your work depends on you being healthy and able to travel. So please get the health insurance already!❤

  • @Isaacelijahmusic
    @Isaacelijahmusic 3 місяці тому

    Yeah why did you book Rochester Mark!? 😂 should move it to Saint Paul!

  • @ZenoSama_
    @ZenoSama_ 3 місяці тому

    CrowdStrike is the company that went out. Mark Mormand is hilarious.

  • @syohm7782
    @syohm7782 3 місяці тому

    We need a solo bobby lee episode. Joe vs Bobby haha

  • @RobBanks76
    @RobBanks76 3 місяці тому +1

    42:00 on repeat

  • @richardstrocchia2488
    @richardstrocchia2488 3 місяці тому +1

    Rockford Illinois in the 🏠

  • @Brrrax21
    @Brrrax21 3 місяці тому +3

    Chuck Noblock!!!

  • @Pico_Spice
    @Pico_Spice 3 місяці тому

    First TWS episode I've caught but longtime listener of We Might Be Drunk. The use of Mark's watch beeping sound for transitions killed me. Will be back next Tuesday just for that alone

  • @ak1342able
    @ak1342able 3 місяці тому

    Someone give them a hug please

  • @Mickey-ky9ew
    @Mickey-ky9ew 3 місяці тому

    “So I told to him ‘you better step-off’”

  • @kingRagnar616
    @kingRagnar616 3 місяці тому +6

    Poor hygiene is why Joe's wart won't go away dude steams and doesn't shower after 😂SMH

  • @chrisv6350
    @chrisv6350 3 місяці тому

    Joe, you need to apply OTC wart acid and cover it with a piece of duct tape between applications.

  • @jackjackthompson5771
    @jackjackthompson5771 3 місяці тому +1

    A new word for List. He had the perfect date with the wifey and yet only enjoyed others suffered but not him: schadenfreude! 😅

  • @landonalt
    @landonalt 2 місяці тому

    Joes improvised bleached tooth picks for legs.

  • @tylerford6509
    @tylerford6509 3 місяці тому

    Was at the sioux falls show. It was worth the wait. Thanks for coming out mark. And btw sioux falls is 250,000 people. Of course we got stripper bars. Haha correction, one stripper bar.

  • @MrFeatheredSerpent
    @MrFeatheredSerpent 3 місяці тому

    “Hay seed”? I think Mark meant tumbleweed. 😂

  • @andrewtruex
    @andrewtruex 3 місяці тому +1

    It upsets me that when Joe doesn't "get" a movie he immediately dismisses it and claims that it sucks. Maybe you should try to get it, my man. This is coming from a massive Joe List fan

  • @kevinmccombs3201
    @kevinmccombs3201 3 місяці тому

    Show of hands, how many folks would be just like the new producer, Chuckles McGillicuddy in the background? ✋I'd need a friggin ball gag

  • @thomascurran9562
    @thomascurran9562 3 місяці тому

    Drive away Dolls was the movie Joe hated at the Alamo

  • @ISitYouStand
    @ISitYouStand 3 місяці тому +1

    This is too many nerds for one podcast 😂

  • @theskyguy2352
    @theskyguy2352 3 місяці тому +1

    Every episode I think “Good lord, Joe is a queef”. My father’s gay and it runs in the family

  • @k.c.simonsen2
    @k.c.simonsen2 3 місяці тому

    I agree, the fucking movie theaters that serve you alcohol and good food in the middle of the movie are so damn stupid. You can’t see your food, everyone’s squirming to get their food throughout the theater, you feel bad for the staff cuz they’re scurrying around hunched over for 8 hours a day, and for this experience you pay almost double. It’s fuckin terrible and I hate to say it but movie theaters are over. They’re always uncomfortable and they’re just too much of a luxury for this time. Just watch movies from the comfort of your own home

  • @TerdisLesezchuan
    @TerdisLesezchuan 3 місяці тому

    On eBay, two autographs have sold for like $40 of Mark in the last year and thats it so yeah there is no big market normand for it

  • @willingtooppose7919
    @willingtooppose7919 3 місяці тому

    18:12 Hey Mark ! I think you're looking for "dasTARDly" !! Oh you got there after I typed this :)

  • @adrianguzman8248
    @adrianguzman8248 3 місяці тому

    Mark @ 51:21 😂 💀

  • @samuelpinkerton5307
    @samuelpinkerton5307 3 місяці тому

    I love delta spirit ❤

  • @corncobjohnsonreal
    @corncobjohnsonreal 3 місяці тому +1

    Wow, the cool dorks who hang out with the comedians I like have a podcast
    Holy shit there's hundreds of episodes I'm sorry but like no one knows about this show

  • @jackhorsley3912
    @jackhorsley3912 3 місяці тому

    Joe bailing on the concert is what I do after buying a ticket for literally any event, apart from I’m 26 and don’t have a kid

  • @jimothybikael
    @jimothybikael 3 місяці тому +1

    0:05 TF is List doing lol

    • @flowm00re
      @flowm00re 3 місяці тому

      This your first time?