Growing up in Dallas, 'Smear the Queer', was a game of 'throw up tackle'. You throw a football straight up in the air, and then everyone chases whoever catches it.
Funny thing is... they kept sayin Al..dee Aldi.. and it's Ahldee... Alldee is the correct pronunciation.... and in Mark's pun he says All dee... as a joke! It is pronounced Ahldee!!! Haha!
29:20 all the way back in episode 300 Mark had no idea what Joe meant by "what's good for the goose..." wonder how many times a week Joe drops that gem
Smear the Queer .. and Rumble .. were the same thing in middle Ohio. Throw up a football and whoever catches it runs while the other kids try to tackle him. After he's tackled, he then throws up the ball .. repeat.
Know what a fun game to play at a dinner is- everybody at your table puts their phone in the center of the table and the first person to check their phone picks up the bill.
From Wikipedia: "[Ian] MacKaye chose the word 'fugazi' from Mark Baker's Nam, a compilation of stories of Vietnam War veterans, in there being a slang acronym for 'Fucked Up, Got Ambushed, Zipped In [a body bag]'."
Mr. Magoo aka J. Quincy Magoo is a fictional cartoon character created at the UPA animation studio in 1949. Voiced by Jim Backus, Mr. Magoo is an elderly, wealthy, short-statured retiree who gets into a series of comical situations as a result of his extreme near-sightedness, compounded by his stubborn refusal to admit the problem. However, through uncanny streaks of luck, the situation always seems to work itself out for him, leaving him no worse than before.
Aldi is the shit. Also Joe kept mispronouncing it 🤣 it's 'all-dee' Double also, i would join the patreon to see the full vid of Joe bombing that corporate mentioned last week
Similar to the black olive, some Asian airline took one page out of their in flight magazine and it saved them millions too not just because of the cost of the page but the WEIGHT Jerry, the literal weight because of the gas saved. Give it a goog.
18:57 Hey! A Utah man! 🎵I am a Utah man, sir, and I live across the green Our gang, it is the jolliest that you have ever seen Our co-ed’s are the fairest and each one’s a shining star And through the mountains, near and far… Who am I, sir? A UTAH man am I. A Utah man, sir, and will be, ‘til I die. We’re up to stuff, we never bluff, we’re game for any fuss No other gang of college-men dare meet us in a muss So fill your lungs and sing it out and shout it to the sky We’ll fight for dear old crimson, for a U…tah…man…am…I…🏈
Smear the queer was usually played with a football and the person in possession, or the queer, had to avoid being tackled, or smeared, by the remaining players.
I got 3 kids aged 3 - 14 years old, and thry have no phones or tablets except my oldest. We bought a phone for her but she is only allowed to have it when she is going to spend the night at a friends, home alone for a few hours etc.
"Time is a construct" - Rza Here yee' Here yee': If we can listen to old Matt & Shane's ol' testament, then what are we really upset about? Gander the Goose ya'll
I think you two would love Jim Jeffries bit about Greta Thuneberg. Havent seen it in a while but you guys talking about her was real similar to his bit.
"A fat dumpy loser" made me laugh because is was stated so genuinely. 😂
They’re never leaving this office
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it's like an episode of a rebooted Twilight Zone
Growing up in Dallas, 'Smear the Queer', was a game of 'throw up tackle'. You throw a football straight up in the air, and then everyone chases whoever catches it.
We had the exact same game, same name in Southern California, lol. Good times
@@ianedwards9722 hell yeah, great memories!
Northern California as well.
Same in the midwest
@@IndependentWood Bay area
Smear the queer was just tackling the kid with the ball
yessir. picking up shit and smearing it on someone not a thing far as I remember
yup we used to play it at the park
How does Chuck have access to google and still get it wrong? I looked it up myself and found the correct answer in 10 seconds.
@@sleepyheadlukeonly for comedic affects i assume
*balls in his mouth
"Tell me if this is autism" should be a weekly segment for Mark. 45:42
Funny thing is... they kept sayin Al..dee Aldi.. and it's Ahldee... Alldee is the correct pronunciation.... and in Mark's pun he says All dee... as a joke! It is pronounced Ahldee!!! Haha!
Marks autism kicks at 00:01 a few years ago. Comedy!
we dont need more people claiming autism.. unless they say it in a Boston accent, then its 'Art-ism
lmfao Joe looks extra like Steve from American dad in this vid.
Haha, good call
😂😂😂
Once you see it you can't unsee it
Lol 😆 🤣 😂
Joe “Steven Anita smith” List 😂
Anyone else miss the couch days and the MainKoon?
…and no chuck, good times.
Miss ya Greg!
You misspelled Coon. Maine as well.
Yesss I've been binging on those old eps 😊😊😊😊 super funny
All the time :(
My dad is experimenting with men
Hahah!
Best comment 👌
😂😂
Ahhh a twist lol😂
Lol the "ya gotta have more similes " got me😂
I'm writing this on behalf of my friend, In5D. He is now vision impaired as he was blinded by Joe's alabaster white legs.
Hey, I like lSD too!
Ain’t a plumber but I know it’s all pipes!
I feel like the bet amount in Joe’s Parker Posie Bonfire story changes every time he tells it 😂
Every story he tells changes every time.
very true my friend 😂
@@philliphayden2727
how are you today? 😊
Tuesdays is my favorite pod with the most Iraq news looking set
Can I paint you guys something? Free
Smear the queer was a game of tackling whoever had the ball
We played that in California too shit was ruthless in highschool 😂
lol were playing that in elementary in Michigan
So the guy that only eats chicken nuggets doesn't get the grocery store hype?? Huh.. I'm not surprised 😅
Joe is so funny when he thinks he’s bombing 😂😂 “okay folks” is gold
Your dad and I are in a relationship
Agreed!
or marks "alllllllright" when he thinks hes bombing, its funny from both of them cuz its relatable lol
Beyonce: "IIIIIIIII had an abortionnnnn" lmao
My boys need a house - Cosmo Kramer
“Garlic sauce” 😂😂😂
55:12 Crazy story and an original way to go! Also I cannot wait for Mark to come to Chicago! Joe, Chuck and the rest of Funbearable, please come soon!
Mark got the Battle of the Bulge story all screwed up.
29:20
all the way back in episode 300 Mark had no idea what Joe meant by "what's good for the goose..."
wonder how many times a week Joe drops that gem
MY FATHER PREFERS THE COMPANY OF MEN
who doesn't?! ❤
Who doesn't?
@user-tf8ko2dr4b Victims of domestic abuse, battered women shelters, et al...
Smear the Queer .. and Rumble .. were the same thing in middle Ohio. Throw up a football and whoever catches it runs while the other kids try to tackle him. After he's tackled, he then throws up the ball .. repeat.
When trying to think of something and doing the fingers 🖐🏻🤣😂🤣
Y’all are real ones. God bless TUESGAYS
13:13 Hey Mark ! We used to call that " Ring the bell and run like hell "
I look forward to late monday nights for some Joe List spread eagle views
The word is expletives Joe...explicitives is not a word
Millennial
Joe loving This Ain't Texas and Parker Posey, tasteeeeee 👌
48:42 “You got to have more similes”😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😆😆😆
I went straight to Mark Wahlbergs Wikipedia
lmao at Mark’s “Toejam and Earl” tourette’s aside at 41:32
Mark saying “now I’m not an Aldi head” made me lose my shit haha
Know what a fun game to play at a dinner is- everybody at your table puts their phone in the center of the table and the first person to check their phone picks up the bill.
Im glad everyone is correcting them that smear the queer was actually a football game
Mark venting his marital problems praising Joe is gold 🎖️🤣🤣
Hilarious how he sees country people just imagine what they think of this goofy looking city slicker 😂😂😂
Best "play us out" music of any podcast!!
point mugu is a navy base off the gold coast in ventura county outside of oxnard, ca
From Wikipedia:
"[Ian] MacKaye chose the word 'fugazi' from Mark Baker's Nam, a compilation of stories of Vietnam War veterans, in there being a slang acronym for 'Fucked Up, Got Ambushed, Zipped In [a body bag]'."
Never thought I'd hear a ToeJam and Earl reference on here. Fuckin love these guys 🤣
@16:20 that story/prank had me laughing so hard I had to pull over or I would’ve crashed my motorcycle.
11:00 “it’s not a sanctioned game” is a crazy statement
I love 58:38 . These two are my absolute favorite god damn next Tuesday is far
joe, i LOVE uncle dale stories
48:39 the reference is great 😂
I thought he was gonna forget Parker posey for a sec
Mr. Magoo aka J. Quincy Magoo is a fictional cartoon character created at the UPA animation studio in 1949. Voiced by Jim Backus, Mr. Magoo is an elderly, wealthy, short-statured retiree who gets into a series of comical situations as a result of his extreme near-sightedness, compounded by his stubborn refusal to admit the problem. However, through uncanny streaks of luck, the situation always seems to work itself out for him, leaving him no worse than before.
Mark @7:23 "I didn't know you had bits"
Parkie posey in dazed and confused can haze me😵😵
I want to see Joe as a guest on Jomboy's Weekly Dumb!
That 101st Airborne “Nuts!” story is a Comrade Ogilvy - like most personalized ‘we are great and heroic’ military fables.
Mark if you come out saying glockford in Rockford, IL, the crowd will go nuts 🤣 See ya there!
Look at the flip flops on queefy 😂
Aldi is the shit. Also Joe kept mispronouncing it 🤣 it's 'all-dee'
Double also, i would join the patreon to see the full vid of Joe bombing that corporate mentioned last week
Point Mugu is in SoCal
1:02:29 That sounds like a cyberpunk version of Carl Sagan's "Pale Blue Dot" speech. A pale blue rectangle perhaps?
Love the pod. How do I get more pod every week?
Similar to the black olive, some Asian airline took one page out of their in flight magazine and it saved them millions too not just because of the cost of the page but the WEIGHT Jerry, the literal weight because of the gas saved. Give it a goog.
Kingwood nice area but it floods easily
I was crying laughing at 34:00 Best show ever.
"You gotta have more similes!" followed by a big laugh from Chuck was hilarious
Kingwood with the shoutout. 🤘🏻
18:57 Hey! A Utah man!
🎵I am a Utah man, sir, and I live across the green
Our gang, it is the jolliest that you have ever seen
Our co-ed’s are the fairest and each one’s a shining star
And through the mountains, near and far…
Who am I, sir? A UTAH man am I.
A Utah man, sir, and will be, ‘til I die.
We’re up to stuff, we never bluff, we’re game for any fuss
No other gang of college-men dare meet us in a muss
So fill your lungs and sing it out and shout it to the sky
We’ll fight for dear old crimson, for a U…tah…man…am…I…🏈
Collin Queef 🥳🤣
Aldi is a discount grocery chain down here in Houston. Okay for some things, but overall tough.
Smear the queer was usually played with a football and the person in possession, or the queer, had to avoid being tackled, or smeared, by the remaining players.
Thank you! Lol I'm from New Hampshire definitely a new England thing
@@jdm603jakeI’m from rural Ohio and we played smeer the queer definitely reach’s farther then New England
All of us Tuesgays should get together and play this
@LiquidDaylight Tuesgay here from Tennessee and Smear the queer was a staple of our childhood games.
@@jdm603jakeNorthern California here and we played that too!
Toe Jam and Earl, I just love Mark!!
55:52 Nuts ? Hey Mark .... Doesn't that mean that they are NUTS ?
Im like a gay bo diddly playin air guitar on the open riff. B Diddly....ooook allllright
The way this is released is so goofy. Pensacola FL is in three weeks but Mark says it’s passed already
Im wearing the same shorts as joe... goddammit i didnt my style was this bad lol
Those top fives can all be easily beat.
I could never beat easily
always gotta be hard
the shirt though.🤘🏻
(my best interpretation of the GO PACK!)
Finally. It's gay time!
I'm from Illinois. Aldi is where the poor shop lol
Of course Joe gets his info from Wikipedia. Now it all makes sense! 😂
When mark just sharted into the mic hahaha
Mark Normand aka “The Bayou Bad Boy” 😎
Joe listen, you gotta have some Similes
My mother's transgender
So you are saying hes really your father and that hes gay?
In "Smear the Queer" you tackle Sam Harris.
Joe with the arm fart start
Smear the queer is a football game in the Midwest.
Wooooo Mondays 🙌🙌
I work in aldi in the UK lol😊
joes' number 1 is feet hands
Joey Karate = Joey “co co” Diaz in a karate Gi ( karate clothes) 😄
Joe with the NC State shirt! Go Pack!
Yes! Thank God you’re moving; I hate this location.
horse class LOL
12:15 chuck gave the gayest answer possible 😂
I got 3 kids aged 3 - 14 years old, and thry have no phones or tablets except my oldest. We bought a phone for her but she is only allowed to have it when she is going to spend the night at a friends, home alone for a few hours etc.
"Time is a construct" - Rza
Here yee' Here yee': If we can listen to old Matt & Shane's ol' testament, then what are we really upset about? Gander the Goose ya'll
BROCKTON 🇺🇸 M.A.
also home of “ Lil Poopie “.
I think you two would love Jim Jeffries bit about Greta Thuneberg. Havent seen it in a while but you guys talking about her was real similar to his bit.
I stay sittin at my chipotle
Smear the queer, it was like full contact hot potato
id love to know what brand that shirt is mark is wearing
L♥️VE from Whitman 🇺🇸 M.A.
51:00 shoutout Jomboy