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  • @terriblepaulsey4904
    @terriblepaulsey4904 5 місяців тому +5

    "A fat dumpy loser" made me laugh because is was stated so genuinely. 😂

  • @rileygally2967
    @rileygally2967 5 місяців тому +38

    They’re never leaving this office

    • @rjsinko4765
      @rjsinko4765 5 місяців тому +1

      Realest comment

    • @ryanscottadkins
      @ryanscottadkins 5 місяців тому

      it's like an episode of a rebooted Twilight Zone

  • @relevantrocha
    @relevantrocha 5 місяців тому +158

    Growing up in Dallas, 'Smear the Queer', was a game of 'throw up tackle'. You throw a football straight up in the air, and then everyone chases whoever catches it.

    • @ianedwards9722
      @ianedwards9722 5 місяців тому +20

      We had the exact same game, same name in Southern California, lol. Good times

    • @relevantrocha
      @relevantrocha 5 місяців тому +4

      @@ianedwards9722 hell yeah, great memories!

    • @IndependentWood
      @IndependentWood 5 місяців тому +10

      Northern California as well.

    • @wakenow1
      @wakenow1 5 місяців тому +14

      Same in the midwest

    • @chriscee3981
      @chriscee3981 5 місяців тому

      ​@@IndependentWood Bay area

  • @shelleyk9059
    @shelleyk9059 5 місяців тому +127

    Smear the queer was just tackling the kid with the ball

    • @sleepyheadluke
      @sleepyheadluke 5 місяців тому +10

      yessir. picking up shit and smearing it on someone not a thing far as I remember

    • @Siggy_Sour
      @Siggy_Sour 5 місяців тому +2

      yup we used to play it at the park

    • @patrickh799
      @patrickh799 5 місяців тому +5

      How does Chuck have access to google and still get it wrong? I looked it up myself and found the correct answer in 10 seconds.

    • @nickb9379
      @nickb9379 5 місяців тому +2

      @@sleepyheadlukeonly for comedic affects i assume

    • @SuperTed.
      @SuperTed. 5 місяців тому

      *balls in his mouth

  • @ObieOnce
    @ObieOnce 5 місяців тому +46

    "Tell me if this is autism" should be a weekly segment for Mark. 45:42

    • @ltsgoyanks
      @ltsgoyanks 5 місяців тому

      Funny thing is... they kept sayin Al..dee Aldi.. and it's Ahldee... Alldee is the correct pronunciation.... and in Mark's pun he says All dee... as a joke! It is pronounced Ahldee!!! Haha!

    • @philliphayden2727
      @philliphayden2727 5 місяців тому +2

      Marks autism kicks at 00:01 a few years ago. Comedy!

    • @butterknutts5888
      @butterknutts5888 5 місяців тому

      we dont need more people claiming autism.. unless they say it in a Boston accent, then its 'Art-ism

  • @mr.nobody9697
    @mr.nobody9697 5 місяців тому +48

    lmfao Joe looks extra like Steve from American dad in this vid.

  • @ltsgoyanks
    @ltsgoyanks 5 місяців тому +64

    Anyone else miss the couch days and the MainKoon?

    • @40sheldon
      @40sheldon 5 місяців тому +11

      …and no chuck, good times.

    • @rileygally2967
      @rileygally2967 5 місяців тому +2

      Miss ya Greg!

    • @philliphayden2727
      @philliphayden2727 5 місяців тому

      You misspelled Coon. Maine as well.

    • @okay.bruv.
      @okay.bruv. 5 місяців тому +1

      Yesss I've been binging on those old eps 😊😊😊😊 super funny

    • @stanmarsh6746
      @stanmarsh6746 5 місяців тому

      All the time :(

  • @YassTelevision
    @YassTelevision 5 місяців тому +53

    My dad is experimenting with men

  • @thetravalanche
    @thetravalanche 5 місяців тому +8

    Lol the "ya gotta have more similes " got me😂

  • @in5d
    @in5d 5 місяців тому +7

    I'm writing this on behalf of my friend, In5D. He is now vision impaired as he was blinded by Joe's alabaster white legs.

  • @CamahaWR450
    @CamahaWR450 5 місяців тому +23

    Ain’t a plumber but I know it’s all pipes!

  • @treverfarted
    @treverfarted 5 місяців тому +11

    I feel like the bet amount in Joe’s Parker Posie Bonfire story changes every time he tells it 😂

    • @philliphayden2727
      @philliphayden2727 5 місяців тому +1

      Every story he tells changes every time.

    • @originalSiiiN
      @originalSiiiN 4 місяці тому

      very true my friend 😂
      ​@@philliphayden2727
      how are you today? 😊

  • @BorisBidjanSaberi11
    @BorisBidjanSaberi11 5 місяців тому +6

    Tuesdays is my favorite pod with the most Iraq news looking set

  • @RustOnWindows
    @RustOnWindows 5 місяців тому +32

    Smear the queer was a game of tackling whoever had the ball
    We played that in California too shit was ruthless in highschool 😂

    • @digitalsmithy
      @digitalsmithy 4 місяці тому

      lol were playing that in elementary in Michigan

  • @ole_limberlegs
    @ole_limberlegs 5 місяців тому +11

    So the guy that only eats chicken nuggets doesn't get the grocery store hype?? Huh.. I'm not surprised 😅

  • @patrickspellman8758
    @patrickspellman8758 5 місяців тому +24

    Joe is so funny when he thinks he’s bombing 😂😂 “okay folks” is gold

    • @Rodboobam
      @Rodboobam 5 місяців тому +3

      Your dad and I are in a relationship

    • @ltsgoyanks
      @ltsgoyanks 5 місяців тому +1

      Agreed!

    • @lonewolf604
      @lonewolf604 5 місяців тому +2

      or marks "alllllllright" when he thinks hes bombing, its funny from both of them cuz its relatable lol

  • @mediocremariosiblings2722
    @mediocremariosiblings2722 5 місяців тому +5

    Beyonce: "IIIIIIIII had an abortionnnnn" lmao

  • @whittyfnf6738
    @whittyfnf6738 5 місяців тому +9

    My boys need a house - Cosmo Kramer

  • @Hammando
    @Hammando 5 місяців тому +2

    “Garlic sauce” 😂😂😂

  • @BigDaddy-vk6rv
    @BigDaddy-vk6rv 5 місяців тому +3

    55:12 Crazy story and an original way to go! Also I cannot wait for Mark to come to Chicago! Joe, Chuck and the rest of Funbearable, please come soon!

    • @thedude1316
      @thedude1316 5 місяців тому +1

      Mark got the Battle of the Bulge story all screwed up.

  • @vurtechre
    @vurtechre 5 місяців тому +2

    29:20
    all the way back in episode 300 Mark had no idea what Joe meant by "what's good for the goose..."
    wonder how many times a week Joe drops that gem

  • @FANKANable
    @FANKANable 5 місяців тому +12

    MY FATHER PREFERS THE COMPANY OF MEN

    • @scottiesucks
      @scottiesucks 5 місяців тому +1

      who doesn't?! ❤

    • @Yannik-k8x
      @Yannik-k8x 5 місяців тому +1

      Who doesn't?

    • @The_Dionysus_One
      @The_Dionysus_One 5 місяців тому

      @user-tf8ko2dr4b Victims of domestic abuse, battered women shelters, et al...

  • @aaronbux1
    @aaronbux1 4 місяці тому +1

    Smear the Queer .. and Rumble .. were the same thing in middle Ohio. Throw up a football and whoever catches it runs while the other kids try to tackle him. After he's tackled, he then throws up the ball .. repeat.

  • @ryanmbricker
    @ryanmbricker 5 місяців тому

    When trying to think of something and doing the fingers 🖐🏻🤣😂🤣
    Y’all are real ones. God bless TUESGAYS

  • @willingtooppose7919
    @willingtooppose7919 5 місяців тому +1

    13:13 Hey Mark ! We used to call that " Ring the bell and run like hell "

  • @vldmaiden
    @vldmaiden 5 місяців тому +2

    I look forward to late monday nights for some Joe List spread eagle views

  • @AC1984-e9d
    @AC1984-e9d 5 місяців тому +3

    The word is expletives Joe...explicitives is not a word

  • @brittnis7294
    @brittnis7294 5 місяців тому +1

    Joe loving This Ain't Texas and Parker Posey, tasteeeeee 👌

  • @maxdmer03
    @maxdmer03 5 місяців тому

    48:42 “You got to have more similes”😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😆😆😆

  • @binks2413
    @binks2413 5 місяців тому +2

    I went straight to Mark Wahlbergs Wikipedia

  • @hampersona
    @hampersona 5 місяців тому

    lmao at Mark’s “Toejam and Earl” tourette’s aside at 41:32

  • @jackhorsley3912
    @jackhorsley3912 5 місяців тому

    Mark saying “now I’m not an Aldi head” made me lose my shit haha

  • @chrisv6350
    @chrisv6350 5 місяців тому

    Know what a fun game to play at a dinner is- everybody at your table puts their phone in the center of the table and the first person to check their phone picks up the bill.

  • @freshspawnwithashovel2740
    @freshspawnwithashovel2740 5 місяців тому +2

    Im glad everyone is correcting them that smear the queer was actually a football game

  • @fumonski
    @fumonski 5 місяців тому

    Mark venting his marital problems praising Joe is gold 🎖️🤣🤣

  • @kingRagnar616
    @kingRagnar616 5 місяців тому +1

    Hilarious how he sees country people just imagine what they think of this goofy looking city slicker 😂😂😂

  • @godux09
    @godux09 5 місяців тому

    Best "play us out" music of any podcast!!

  • @henergy_
    @henergy_ 5 місяців тому +1

    point mugu is a navy base off the gold coast in ventura county outside of oxnard, ca

  • @Ray_Dismay
    @Ray_Dismay 4 місяці тому

    From Wikipedia:
    "[Ian] MacKaye chose the word 'fugazi' from Mark Baker's Nam, a compilation of stories of Vietnam War veterans, in there being a slang acronym for 'Fucked Up, Got Ambushed, Zipped In [a body bag]'."

  • @JohnnyQCB
    @JohnnyQCB 5 місяців тому

    Never thought I'd hear a ToeJam and Earl reference on here. Fuckin love these guys 🤣

  • @turdiousmcfurgeson1570
    @turdiousmcfurgeson1570 5 місяців тому

    @16:20 that story/prank had me laughing so hard I had to pull over or I would’ve crashed my motorcycle.

  • @impossiblegems
    @impossiblegems 5 місяців тому

    11:00 “it’s not a sanctioned game” is a crazy statement

  • @nigheist003
    @nigheist003 5 місяців тому

    I love 58:38 . These two are my absolute favorite god damn next Tuesday is far

  • @marty.warner
    @marty.warner 5 місяців тому

    joe, i LOVE uncle dale stories

  • @tessai8972
    @tessai8972 5 місяців тому

    48:39 the reference is great 😂

  • @bender8784
    @bender8784 5 місяців тому +1

    I thought he was gonna forget Parker posey for a sec

  • @Tony-m3p1v
    @Tony-m3p1v 5 місяців тому

    Mr. Magoo aka J. Quincy Magoo is a fictional cartoon character created at the UPA animation studio in 1949. Voiced by Jim Backus, Mr. Magoo is an elderly, wealthy, short-statured retiree who gets into a series of comical situations as a result of his extreme near-sightedness, compounded by his stubborn refusal to admit the problem. However, through uncanny streaks of luck, the situation always seems to work itself out for him, leaving him no worse than before.

  • @NazarioMedia
    @NazarioMedia 5 місяців тому +1

    Mark @7:23 "I didn't know you had bits"

  • @ssnyder5471
    @ssnyder5471 5 місяців тому +2

    Parkie posey in dazed and confused can haze me😵😵

  • @valtification
    @valtification 5 місяців тому

    I want to see Joe as a guest on Jomboy's Weekly Dumb!

  • @merfymac
    @merfymac 5 місяців тому

    That 101st Airborne “Nuts!” story is a Comrade Ogilvy - like most personalized ‘we are great and heroic’ military fables.

  • @jakobschoon6380
    @jakobschoon6380 5 місяців тому

    Mark if you come out saying glockford in Rockford, IL, the crowd will go nuts 🤣 See ya there!

  • @taymeck8108
    @taymeck8108 5 місяців тому

    Look at the flip flops on queefy 😂

  • @clarencethomas01
    @clarencethomas01 5 місяців тому +1

    Aldi is the shit. Also Joe kept mispronouncing it 🤣 it's 'all-dee'
    Double also, i would join the patreon to see the full vid of Joe bombing that corporate mentioned last week

  • @haldeman
    @haldeman 5 місяців тому +1

    Point Mugu is in SoCal

  • @romankorseev3703
    @romankorseev3703 5 місяців тому +1

    1:02:29 That sounds like a cyberpunk version of Carl Sagan's "Pale Blue Dot" speech. A pale blue rectangle perhaps?

  • @efreinshtick
    @efreinshtick 5 місяців тому

    Love the pod. How do I get more pod every week?

  • @karaokewaywardson7543
    @karaokewaywardson7543 2 місяці тому

    Similar to the black olive, some Asian airline took one page out of their in flight magazine and it saved them millions too not just because of the cost of the page but the WEIGHT Jerry, the literal weight because of the gas saved. Give it a goog.

  • @AyeeePeee
    @AyeeePeee 5 місяців тому +1

    Kingwood nice area but it floods easily

  • @TheJohnWhites
    @TheJohnWhites 5 місяців тому

    I was crying laughing at 34:00 Best show ever.

  • @deucedeuces
    @deucedeuces 5 місяців тому +2

    "You gotta have more similes!" followed by a big laugh from Chuck was hilarious

  • @thunderhorse9845
    @thunderhorse9845 5 місяців тому

    Kingwood with the shoutout. 🤘🏻

  • @commoncalendar7028
    @commoncalendar7028 5 місяців тому +1

    18:57 Hey! A Utah man!
    🎵I am a Utah man, sir, and I live across the green
    Our gang, it is the jolliest that you have ever seen
    Our co-ed’s are the fairest and each one’s a shining star
    And through the mountains, near and far…
    Who am I, sir? A UTAH man am I.
    A Utah man, sir, and will be, ‘til I die.
    We’re up to stuff, we never bluff, we’re game for any fuss
    No other gang of college-men dare meet us in a muss
    So fill your lungs and sing it out and shout it to the sky
    We’ll fight for dear old crimson, for a U…tah…man…am…I…🏈

  • @chrism1692
    @chrism1692 5 місяців тому +2

    Collin Queef 🥳🤣

  • @shawnroe1851
    @shawnroe1851 5 місяців тому

    Aldi is a discount grocery chain down here in Houston. Okay for some things, but overall tough.

  • @zacharymedeiros8045
    @zacharymedeiros8045 5 місяців тому +29

    Smear the queer was usually played with a football and the person in possession, or the queer, had to avoid being tackled, or smeared, by the remaining players.

    • @jdm603jake
      @jdm603jake 5 місяців тому

      Thank you! Lol I'm from New Hampshire definitely a new England thing

    • @coreywallace6131
      @coreywallace6131 5 місяців тому +3

      @@jdm603jakeI’m from rural Ohio and we played smeer the queer definitely reach’s farther then New England

    • @LiquidDaylight
      @LiquidDaylight 5 місяців тому +2

      All of us Tuesgays should get together and play this

    • @fatcaucasian7485
      @fatcaucasian7485 5 місяців тому +2

      ​@LiquidDaylight Tuesgay here from Tennessee and Smear the queer was a staple of our childhood games.

    • @Saladman100
      @Saladman100 5 місяців тому +1

      @@jdm603jakeNorthern California here and we played that too!

  • @slimmpickens67
    @slimmpickens67 5 місяців тому

    Toe Jam and Earl, I just love Mark!!

  • @willingtooppose7919
    @willingtooppose7919 5 місяців тому

    55:52 Nuts ? Hey Mark .... Doesn't that mean that they are NUTS ?

  • @DTTWOPP
    @DTTWOPP 25 днів тому +1

    Im like a gay bo diddly playin air guitar on the open riff. B Diddly....ooook allllright

  • @jeffballforprez
    @jeffballforprez 5 місяців тому

    The way this is released is so goofy. Pensacola FL is in three weeks but Mark says it’s passed already

  • @rileyswanson321
    @rileyswanson321 5 місяців тому +1

    Im wearing the same shorts as joe... goddammit i didnt my style was this bad lol

  • @Flash16xx
    @Flash16xx 5 місяців тому +1

    Those top fives can all be easily beat.

    • @vurtechre
      @vurtechre 5 місяців тому +1

      I could never beat easily
      always gotta be hard

  • @courtneyg678
    @courtneyg678 5 місяців тому

    the shirt though.🤘🏻
    (my best interpretation of the GO PACK!)

  • @cesarzavala6327
    @cesarzavala6327 5 місяців тому +2

    Finally. It's gay time!

  • @scottk8244
    @scottk8244 5 місяців тому

    I'm from Illinois. Aldi is where the poor shop lol

  • @TurdFerguson456
    @TurdFerguson456 5 місяців тому

    Of course Joe gets his info from Wikipedia. Now it all makes sense! 😂

  • @TapTrades
    @TapTrades 5 місяців тому

    When mark just sharted into the mic hahaha

  • @Tony-m3p1v
    @Tony-m3p1v 4 місяці тому

    Mark Normand aka “The Bayou Bad Boy” 😎

  • @wonder0076
    @wonder0076 5 місяців тому +1

    Joe listen, you gotta have some Similes

  • @HD-nc7yu
    @HD-nc7yu 5 місяців тому +6

    My mother's transgender

    • @wakenow1
      @wakenow1 5 місяців тому +1

      So you are saying hes really your father and that hes gay?

  • @rumpill4skin
    @rumpill4skin 5 місяців тому

    In "Smear the Queer" you tackle Sam Harris.

  • @TrevorRamone
    @TrevorRamone 5 місяців тому +1

    Joe with the arm fart start

  • @CentralGreens
    @CentralGreens 5 місяців тому +2

    Smear the queer is a football game in the Midwest.

  • @B-RaDD
    @B-RaDD 5 місяців тому

    Wooooo Mondays 🙌🙌

  • @danielgwillym9339
    @danielgwillym9339 5 місяців тому +1

    I work in aldi in the UK lol😊

  • @04yzfr6
    @04yzfr6 5 місяців тому +2

    joes' number 1 is feet hands

  • @Tony-m3p1v
    @Tony-m3p1v 5 місяців тому

    Joey Karate = Joey “co co” Diaz in a karate Gi ( karate clothes) 😄

  • @Droop75
    @Droop75 5 місяців тому

    Joe with the NC State shirt! Go Pack!

  • @diannawilliams6923
    @diannawilliams6923 5 місяців тому

    Yes! Thank God you’re moving; I hate this location.

  • @runepk4life500
    @runepk4life500 2 місяці тому

    horse class LOL

  • @TMS2211
    @TMS2211 5 місяців тому +1

    12:15 chuck gave the gayest answer possible 😂

  • @RealKlausSchwab
    @RealKlausSchwab 5 місяців тому +1

    I got 3 kids aged 3 - 14 years old, and thry have no phones or tablets except my oldest. We bought a phone for her but she is only allowed to have it when she is going to spend the night at a friends, home alone for a few hours etc.

  • @butterknutts5888
    @butterknutts5888 5 місяців тому

    "Time is a construct" - Rza
    Here yee' Here yee': If we can listen to old Matt & Shane's ol' testament, then what are we really upset about? Gander the Goose ya'll

  • @jodijoy8906
    @jodijoy8906 5 місяців тому +1

    BROCKTON 🇺🇸 M.A.
    also home of “ Lil Poopie “.

  • @russell_the_love_muscle
    @russell_the_love_muscle 5 місяців тому

    I think you two would love Jim Jeffries bit about Greta Thuneberg. Havent seen it in a while but you guys talking about her was real similar to his bit.

  • @1stTimeCaller
    @1stTimeCaller 5 місяців тому

    I stay sittin at my chipotle

  • @mikehale9411
    @mikehale9411 5 місяців тому +1

    Smear the queer, it was like full contact hot potato

  • @joegusset5902
    @joegusset5902 5 місяців тому

    id love to know what brand that shirt is mark is wearing

  • @jodijoy8906
    @jodijoy8906 5 місяців тому +1

    L♥️VE from Whitman 🇺🇸 M.A.

  • @Yaking_Around
    @Yaking_Around 5 місяців тому

    51:00 shoutout Jomboy